I was just gonna say, whoever directed this watched one too many kung fu movies and some GoT. This ain’t StarWars 😂

@@iwantgoals1566 Lol, HOLY CRAP my lord. This is the best comment ever, you literally have NO CONCEPT of what Star Wars is or what influenced it, like.. you just said "The major movie influences that created the original star wars movies aren't star wars films" lol. You just said George Lucas has never made a star wars film. Lol.

And they cast Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss) in it.

@@James_Willow A lot of these aren't fans. Theres a guy here literally arguing that you can't be a jedi and be small. Just someone who has no grasp of the shows/films just literally parroting "women small, weak things" incel comments. I don't imagine a lot are fans of Star Wars, rather fans of hating on women and minorities.

@@iwantgoals1566he ain’t Chewbacca

Different franchise.

@@chuddlevideos I am pretty sure he/she knows that, they were just trying to be funny.

Dodge this

@@devinmetalfreak He does. Thanks. 😀

@@chuddlevideoswait wait wait, is the matrix not part of the Star Wars universe????

You had enough to watch a trailer and comment. And likely to keep commenting in response.

@@Adamdidit The last gasp of disappointment doesn't refute death; it proves it.

You have oodles of energy to be a contrarian fanbaby, that’s clear.

@InsanitysApex Because beating an alleged dead horse never gets old. Next they’ll be shouting “I WILL NOT BUY THIS WATERMELON!!!”

I only watched this used toilet paper of a trailer because I accidentally clicked on it. Hate it that KZfaq insists on shoving sewer rat excrement like this down our throats, by displaying those stupid windows for the next video in the last few seconds of the one you're currently watching. Lost count of how many endings of cool scenes have been ruined that way. Anyway, this franchise has already been beaten into the ground as far as it can go. I'll usually watch half an hour of a movie or series in it, and quickly move on, knowing the time would have been better spent masturbating with sandpaper. This looks awful. Episode 2 level awful.

😌 same I can’t trust it

🙈 agreed

I'm expecting a vaguely woke, poorly written story about characters that never evolve into people I care about.

Maybe there will be another spherical object the protagonists will have to destroy to bring balance to the known galaxy

Yes, that's the plot.@@chrispiasecky7679

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Harvey appreciates & loves you. Golden blessings. :D

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Man, I feel so bad I still have stocks in Disney. This looks horrible.

@@redrobotmonkeyThen ignore it. Let the real fans enjoy it.

Lol

Ok, trekkie.

Because your whining isn’t the same thing.

@@futuristica1710Why you REALLY are butthurt about people not liking this trash, you've replied to every single negative comment on this video just like a bot would. haha

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Came here for this. Thank you.

Youngling Maguire: I’m gonna put some sand in your eye. Anakin: *initiates ahead of schedule*

That says more about you than SW 😂

It is still owned by Disney so good luck with that

i wouldn't be surprised if it does.

It will suck. I will still watch it.

It already looks crappy

It will.

Don't go giving them ideas!😮

🎶Luke be a Jedi tonight 🎶

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Seagulls (Stop It Now) was better than anything Disney put out.

Nope.

Not as long as Disney owns it.

Kathleen Kennedy heard a couple quarters rolling around in that franchise. Gotta squeeze out that last drop and make sure no one else will ever use it .

It’s moved on from you. You’re still holding on. Let it go.

@@commandercaptain4664 I let it go years ago. Whoever has it can keep it, lol.

Always with a black female 'strong lead', jeez Disney really bent the franchise over a couch and had it's way with it, prison style.

“Wuuurrrf urf urf urf urf, wuurrgh…”

0:40 That is exactly what I was thinking!

😂😂😂

It does look like one.

ironically, the fan films would be better than Kathleen Kennedy projects... get the legacy characters right

No cos that would mean it was made by someone who likes star wars

Lol, they more than doubled the billions they spent for Star Wars already. Thats an over 20 Billion dollar profit of "Dry well" lol.

@@johnsimth6587 What planet are you on ? The last two movies lost money. Reason why they have switched to t.v. shows. The billion dollar investment Disney put into that Star Wars fantasy land, at one of their parks flopped. Hardly anyone was interested in seeing it. The staff wearing costumes were standing around bored all day. The toys are selling at less than a third the rate. I don't know a single child getting a Star Wars toy for Christmas or their birthday, for at least the last six years. I know several couples who have more than one child. They'd have to PAY me, ten times the cost of the toy.

I suspect she was desperate, maybe needed to make a payment on the house or something.

White people had there time. It's about POC NOW. Don't worry, white men can still be used as a token in movies tv commercials etc😂😂

thought the same thing at first but pause at 1:30

And being the AniMatrix, the only good Matrix movie.

I knew that was her! Was going crazy for a minute lol

me too wonder if she's still got her Matrix moves 😂😂

certainly one of the takes of all time. 🤣

You are applying dualistic thinking to Star Wars -- the Kybalion of our age in cinematic form. I doubt you actually understand what (G)eorge Lucifer was trying to reveal in his original trilogy, and the subsequent one. He was forced to give up the franchisqe. He had to pay the piper. They aren't mocking you, little brother. They are disclosing something. Get out of your emotions, young El-Kemist.

no, it's for just for people who love "Strong Female Girlboss" characters

@@iaina3251 like we had years ago with Leia, Ripley and Sarah Connor? Before the nonsesnse was shoved down our throats???????????

@@williamkirby8092 All examples of well written great characters.

Yes, not for people from the 1950s, like you 😂

Sorry you're so soft.

That’s my thought too. Very Matrix-esque with the combat

Keanu will show up to save Carrie Anne holding a light sabre 😂😂

well from what i heard at least the 1st 2 episodes. This was screened for some at lucasfilm not too long ago and from a guy who liked the obi wan show said this bored him. FX looked unfinished (he was told episodes were to be aired as is) and both episodes did not feel like star wars but more like bad episodes from star trek next generation. So if you love those bad STNG episodes this is for you 😆

Are you a clairvoyant?

@@futuristica1710 No he saw an Asian kid and was like, "F why there's a non-white kid here?! This will suck" I guarantee you that's how most SW fans thin kthese days. A black woman as a Sith or Jed is a guaranteed assault on white male masculinity, an Asian kid is a subtle dig at white male masculinity. Two kids who are non-white, well that's a wrap. Two leads who are minorities? Well that's moer than an assault on white male masculinity, that's just straight up attempted genocide, like Israel you know (oh can I say that without being shadowbanned into oblivion?)

@@futuristica1710 nope, just not an idiot

😂😂😂😂.

Its the haircut that is in every computer game character creation that no one ever selects

Damn Teamsters and their demands.

You hate equity? You poor sod.

@@futuristica1710 It's new interactive game on this movie called "spot the white guy"

It's disney, so I can help by telling you some basics of what to expect... One of the acolytes is going to be super powerful in the force even though it's rare and not needed. SW lore is going to be ignored. The Jedi are going to be doing a bunch of stuff we didn't know they could do, some of it probably breaking canon. There's going to be a bunch of CW style angst. Lots of modern politics being inserted crudely into the story. Tons of plot holes and decisions that make zero sense, designed just to create set piece action sequences. Character and story that is juvenile and cliche. ... hope that helps with what to expect.

​@@Thickcurves Star Wars has always included "modern politics" holy fuck. Y'all are so mad minorities are in tv shows now. Get over it.

​@@Thickcurvesbull😂

@@Thickcurves Man, your life must suck

@@ThickcurvesFYI you should watch the original films and become a fan instead of just being a bigoted incel online and pretending to care about the movies/films.

I mean... you know what the originals were based off of right? Like, the major influence behind... the light saber and the jedi? If the originals were based on old Samurai films... why is it a leap for this to be included (also the fact this is old as hell in star wars cannon)

@@johnsimth6587 Yeah, but they never had an Asian man as a jedi for a reason.

@@user-fb6hy2eh5yExcept that this is a lie and not a truth and they've had multiple different characters in the cannon from "india" or "asian" nations like they do with all the empire being "british" like. I mean, besides the fact you're wrong and making something up.

@user-fb6hy2eh5y Was your childhood so deservedly raped that you couldn’t bother to notice any in the Republic trilogy? Amazing, everything you just said was wrong.

Wouldn't you?

@@ProfessorK78 Ok... but I don't expect to see some Sith lord force-jerking it either.

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That's how I enter the supermarket every time I go. Approach the doors, make the sign, the doors open. I am Jedi.

@gospelofrye6881 Show me a Star Wars fan who doesn’t do that and I’ll show you a fanbaby.

To match all the yellow people.

@fritzburbank935 Oh nahhh 🤣🤣🤣💀

@@fritzburbank935 except the 1 yellow guy is using a blue sabre.

Yellow lightsabers have existed for a long time in the Expanded Universe and also in Canon so this is not new at all.

@@GRANOLA77Oh man So many yellow lightsabers in the prequels I must have lost count or my recollection of them altogether

I couldn't finish Ahsoka because the cinematography was awful. Everything was dark and grey, and I gave up what I was looking at. Andor looks so much better.

Didn't you appreciate the spellbinding fight choreography?

I had such high hopes for Ahsoka. Some parts were....decent. Why does SW have to suck so much anymore?

Keep dreaming, Andor was a glorious aberration, a mistake they aren't willing to make twice!

It starts with that lame-ass youngling training room and kids who are obviously related to the executive producers speaking flat, uninflected dialogue with cute kiddie-speech lisps and sibilances. It's not going to be as good as Andor.

As far as I’m concerned, Disneyfilm can have their own canon, unrelated to the Holy Saga.

Disney has been missing opportunities since The Force Awakens.

Ecuase these types of men have never been in any movies …………

That’s ironic coming from someone who can’t stand representation.

Make them a chick and turn her gay.

His name is Kelnacca.

Yet you all keep watching it that's why they keep making them.

@@deaddudegaming No sir, left the theatre about 45 minutes into some crap called the last Jedi, the Disney dumpster fire and fail woke BS is far more entertaining than their actual attempts at film making

Apparently it is because there's more shows and movies planned.

​@@samking6583you are the reason people don't like Star Wars. Your toxic bullshit and failure to open your mind

@NathanJasper Someone actually paying attention? Gotta say, I didn’t see that coming. 👍🏾

Yeah, it just has woke baggage instead. So much better...

The excessive lack of grammar is forgivable, but “Jedis”?? The plural of Jedi is Jedi. And yes, Anakin once said “Jedis”, but he’s granted immunity.

The telekinesis stuff was originally just a party trick to first show how Luke was getting powers (Wampa), wasn't ready (X-Wing) and then how outclassed he was against Vader (getting effortlessly pummelled by random crates). Then in ROTJ he was modestly more proficient with it. The necessity of having to rig everything up with wires or resort to obvious stop-motion MADE them keep it subtle. Then the prequels just threw CGI and composites around with effect after effect. Dooku easily brings a metal tube down, Yoda frowns to keep it up, etc etc.. now we have the dramatic image of Trinity stopping a blade with her extended hand, holding back her assailant's entire body... woo... ugh.

@@gospelofrye6881 im referring more to the books where force powers are more fleshed out and also not the scene you spoke of but the large force push at the end... i dont see why everyone keeps saying its a little blade when a vibroblade is one of the most dangerous melee weapons you can use in Star Wars universe. Jedi were strong during this era because of their collective like mindedness, but because the dark side was concentrated in so few, after Bane and up until Sidious, dark side users force powers were amplified. So one person going full out with the darkside should be able to showcase some pretty lean skills... and even in the scene you mention, its not just what she's doing but who she's doing it to. The character of May was at very minimum a trained Padwan...not using a lightsaber but still using the force... Since they are showing the temple i hope they explain that from an early age one of the first techniques taught are force bubbles or at least some form of resistance to another force user's power... with this many collected Jedi and them using actual force powers in large scale combat instead of getting mauled only using lightsabers in Episode 2 or mauled trying to defend from clones using only Lightsabers during order 66. They should all have a vast array of varying force powers from battle meditation to enhanced combat and nature manipulation... The original Star Wars movie is kindergarten compared to novelizations of the force

@@isessogroup It doesn't matter what the backstory of the knife is, on screen it looks like someone trying to stab someone and getting pushed back with telekinesis but not that strongly. I'd ask why Trinity doesn't just force choke her but I don't want to invite another 300 words of Wookieepedia dump about how it's only a Dark Side power or something, ugh.

@@gospelofrye6881 this time of the month must b hard for you.. keep pluggin homegirl

Why are you so scared of female characters?

​@@johnsimth6587Leia? Padmé? I'm guessing he's not.

@@zoetropeguardianLol, I get it. I get it. Thats all you have, yes I'm certain he complained about Padme and if leia was released TODAY you'd ALL BE SCREAMING about how she's not a real Jedi and how she's woke as hell. Nostalgia is the only thing keeping your incel down.

@@zoetropeguardian Think for a moment about his comment and yours, NEITHER of you have seen ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS yet but you've judged them poor. Why? The ONLY thing you have is they're female characters in star wars... but they must be bad? Why? Then you claim to support other female characters but your ONLY complaint is they're women. So why be such a coward?

@@johnsimth6587 Why are you projecting when neither one of us mentioned female characters? Pretty bold of you to assume that's why we aren't interested. My reasons are more to do with how it contradicts George and his philosophy. I was very excited for example to see Leia's daughter as the new main character in the Sequels. I was excited to see Leia become Supreme Chancellor to come full circle with Padmé giving away democracy in the first trilogy. I was excited to see her daughter be part of the restoration of the Jedi Order. But sure it's because I don't like female characters. You don't even know me or my favourites outside of one series that is vastly different now from the one George created.

A long time ago... before Yoda

Before the clone wars but how close to the events to episode 1 I have no idea

200 years BEFORE The Phantom Menace

If I read it correct they were trying to make some new content for Star Wars in the old era, by the same era of the games like Knights of the Old Republic. If that's correct, those arguments we are seeing are the begning of the jedi wars, before the jedi meet with the Sith race.

Possibly the high republic era

And?

@@futuristica1710 Almost all the characters are female...

@@Waldo1122 You wouldn't complain if almost all the characters were male.

@@gospelofrye6881 Yeah I wouldn't because the males are supposed to be fighting to protect the women and children not the women fighting to protect the men that cannot carry a baby, 🤡

@@gospelofrye6881 don't worry, all the female characters will be badass, and the males will be clumsy bumbling idiots that need saving. Extra points if the white characters are mostly evil while POCs are the heroes who save the universe from the bigoted whi... I mean, the evil empire. There will definitely be a white character who is evil turned good to fight with POCs as a nod to white saviors. You need to realize these woke rules of "social commentary and programming" isn't anything new in 2024, we already know the plot points and the incoming diverse "message".

Not all of us.

That’s easy. It happens sometime after Rian Johnson and Kathleen Kennedy ruined it.

It it occurs 100 years before the events of The Phantom Menace.

@@jtruemancry harder.

@@futuristica1710 Just stating a point of view. Sorry for the trigger. Go back to your mom’s basement and take a nap.

@@futuristica1710 Silence, LGBTQSPQRSTUV warrior.

Yeah, it's just a combination of woke and LGBTQ agendas. So much better...