Star Wars Episode IX has hit theaters, so let's talk about the spoilers that I couldn't talk about before. Here's my SPOILER TALK for STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER! #StarWars #RiseOfSkywalker
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@riccardozampieri83984 жыл бұрын
Disappointed by the fact that Palpatine didn’t tell the story of Darth Plagueis the Wise
@rdfm15494 жыл бұрын
Tony Stank adghdagvvkbf 👀✌🏻
@NickHolum4 жыл бұрын
More disappointed that they didn't make actual Plagueis the super bad.
@AdamH74 жыл бұрын
@@NickHolum having Plagueis as the main villain would have tied all the trilogies together much better. Especially if it was confirmed he created Anakin and also Rey but without a surrogate mother. Would have explained her ability's much better and gave her an actual justified reason to take the name Skywalker.
@TheCodegram4 жыл бұрын
Tony Stank did you ever hear...
@j0nhurry4594 жыл бұрын
It’s not something the cloned sith would tell you.
@1xoACEox14 жыл бұрын
She should have said "Rey Solo". Because you know...shes alone.
@revuesdeminuit40714 жыл бұрын
1xoACEox1 I deadass was expecting her to say that. The dialogue was dumb enough it wouldn’t have been surprising
@micahhill47864 жыл бұрын
1xoACEox1 and she always said that solo was like a father to her
@LAFC_Lalo4 жыл бұрын
Micah Hill lol like 30-60 minutes into TFA
@micahhill47864 жыл бұрын
Gaming on Wheelz this Star Wars series is just messed up
@zrifepsych4 жыл бұрын
Ah keeping the incest theme alive
@6ixlxrd4 жыл бұрын
Me At the *Start* of This Trilogy: "What is the First Order?" Me At the *End* of This Trilogy: "What is the First Order?"
@sealionstudios85974 жыл бұрын
Forget it. We've got the Remnant in the Mandalorian. Led by Werner Herzog and Giancarlo Esposito. Automatically more threatening than the Final Order.
@Rawnblade134 жыл бұрын
A Kmart knock-off version of the Galactic Empire.
@jamsjams11114 жыл бұрын
More like "What was the first order?"
@Yetizod14 жыл бұрын
Well think about this. What ABOUT the first order? I mean, at the end of this movie they defeat Palpatines "Final Order", but isn't the First Order still out there, ruling the galaxy?
@MementoMorituri4 жыл бұрын
First rule of the First Order is: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE FIRST ORDER!
@silverfox90064 жыл бұрын
Finn: “Rey there’s something I’ve never told you” *still a mystery as to what it is*
@idanse403 жыл бұрын
He looooooooves her. Or rose? Well that’s pointless then
@hetecks13853 жыл бұрын
He has AIDS
@JingIeFett3 жыл бұрын
He flies now
@madeusedward00493 жыл бұрын
JingleFett he flies now?!?
@JingIeFett3 жыл бұрын
@@madeusedward0049 HE FLIES NOW
@JasonDrums244 жыл бұрын
Palpatines wife: Where you going honey? Palpatine: I'm running down to the corner to get a pack of Snokes.
@mprince0584 жыл бұрын
Good joke
@Deuteromis4 жыл бұрын
See I don't get this about Rey's parents, specifically her father. I mean he should be a powerful Force User since he is Palpatine's son..
@Ellie_ipv84 жыл бұрын
The movie explains that they went into hiding for that exact reason. But again, reys force ability didn’t manifest until it was explicit that it existed she sought it out.
@bakubaka44824 жыл бұрын
Jason86906 lmao
@jmcusack4 жыл бұрын
@@Deuteromis Perhaps he was genetically designed by Palpatine to only be a carrier of the force gene.
@cuongbui97084 жыл бұрын
You’re not fooling anyone, there’s nothing in that cup.
@Minetic4 жыл бұрын
Probably drank it before so he could do this review. Shoot I probably should’ve watch the movie wasted to have a better time
@davi14154 жыл бұрын
That feels like a metaphor for the sequel trilogy
@HarrisonD19814 жыл бұрын
YOU'RE BREAKING THE IMMERSION!
@MatthewSmith0014 жыл бұрын
Funny
@BubuDragosOfficial4 жыл бұрын
It's disappointment, have you not seen his review ?! :))
@DaScorpionSting3 жыл бұрын
“Don’t be afraid of who you are.” Proceeds to take the Skywalker name.
@joebomb10194 жыл бұрын
Rey: Lives on a desert planet all her life Also Rey: Sails a boat in impossible conditions
@Wade_Fucking_Wilson4 жыл бұрын
AndrewBanishers MARY SUEEEEE
@laurocoman3 жыл бұрын
@AndrewBanishers yup.
@trequor3 жыл бұрын
Nevermind the fact that she can fucken SWIM!
@Rawnblade133 жыл бұрын
@d I still wonder how the hell she could pilot the Millenium Falcon like that despite never piloting a ship in her life...
@Unbrickme3 жыл бұрын
the force gave her ability to sail a boat in impossible conditions? idk im just trying to explain the lore
@CoveringFish4 жыл бұрын
“I’m the spy” caused the guy on the immediate left of me to leave the theatre.
@andreasmeelie18894 жыл бұрын
Lol
@FrankieIpp4 жыл бұрын
That's pretty dumb because that moment makes sense and is funny af
@christianschoff24904 жыл бұрын
@@FrankieIpp It doesn't make even the slightest sense. Hux was a super high ranking, ride or die, Empire dude. "I don't like Kylo so I'm gonna betray everything I stand for."
@FrankieIpp4 жыл бұрын
@@christianschoff2490 that makes perfect sense. He's hated kylo for as long as we have seen the two together, so him wanting Kylo dead makes perfect sense, especially under the pretense of arrogance where he thinks the rebels will never win, but they could at least kill Kylo and get rid of us most annoying boss basically. Makes perfect sense.
@ramsesjfg76684 жыл бұрын
@@FrankieIpp Doesn't matter if it made sense, it was a stupid moment. Poe saying "I knew it!" was even worse. I thought they learned from TLJ that we don't want any garbage comedy in this trilogy.
@WillOnYT4 жыл бұрын
*Kisses Kylo* Calls herself Skywalker “What aRe yOu DoInG Step Bro?!”
@magneto92104 жыл бұрын
Oh God, please no more incestuous undertones in Star Wars, we've had enough already.
@Cairo98_4 жыл бұрын
😂
@TheAvimon4 жыл бұрын
You’re the best step brother I could have ever asked for!
@MajinLordVegeta4 жыл бұрын
First Last I can hear that
@luxurybuzz36814 жыл бұрын
9 months later Rey has a child
@hectorjavier85084 жыл бұрын
“For me it ends on Endor” Same. 100% the Disney trilogy is not in my canon.
@wmb16284 жыл бұрын
Same
@DarkwarriorGamingandVideos4 жыл бұрын
@Mark Sabian but without the prequels , we wouldn't have gotten star wars the clone wars which is star wars at its best
@ethanstarbuck31244 жыл бұрын
Mark Sabian that is incredibly stubborn and narrow minded....but ok
@DarkwarriorGamingandVideos4 жыл бұрын
@Mark Sabian your so narrow minded , have you even watched the clone wars , it has some of the best star wars out there , it's as close as legends novel and comics , dark at most times . It has slavery , torture , war crimes If you see any KZfaqr talk about clone wars , it is star wars at it's best and always will be at this current time . Unless your too stupid to actually understand that animation doesn't mean kids , bitch life action vfx uses animation . Without animation there wouldn't be vfx .
@ozkan5764 жыл бұрын
@Eat My Arsehole You cannot watch the Clone Wars and think it's a "kiddie cartoon", it's simply impossible
@alosim15414 жыл бұрын
“Bring back the balance Rey as I did” Rey massacres 30 kids
@asfandmajeed98913 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@death-king18343 жыл бұрын
Considering Palpatine has still been alive for the last 30 so years, what ''balance'' exactly did Anakin bring?
@nico_r_m_14283 жыл бұрын
@@death-king1834 That’s what happens when the writers don’t understand the canon of the story. If you look at the first drafts of George Lucas episode 7 it shows how he didn’t want to mess up the prophesy of the chosen one but of course the scrapped all that and made their own shit without researching and planning ahead of time.
@death-king18343 жыл бұрын
@@nico_r_m_1428 Actually George was seemingly gonna dismiss his own Prophecy as he wanted Darth Maul and Darth Talon to be the villains in his original treatments. Personally I've never really liked the whole Prophecy/Chosen One crap George tacked on to Vader. Especially when the old Expanded Universe largely ignored it by having dozens of new Sith Lords pop up after old Sheev. But even ignoring that bringing back Palpatine still completely destroys Anakin's whole story. Cause even if you were to ignore the Prophecy aspect Vader killing Palpatine was clearly a key component towards his redemption arc. It's the equivalent of bringing Voldemort back after Deathly Hollows, despite over 7 books and 8 films of built up focusing on Harry being the one destined to destroy him. And yes I'm aware Dark Empire also brought back Palpatine but it's just as damaging to his redemption arc as the Rise of the Retcons is.
@TrisStrudel3 жыл бұрын
That’s three tens! And that’s terrible!
@jawadshamir4 жыл бұрын
Palpatine not a virgin is the biggest revelation from this movie
@cungeebum60024 жыл бұрын
oOp-
@chris-dd6uq4 жыл бұрын
Apparently he Force chokeed a bitch and got her pregnant
@OptimisticCynic7154 жыл бұрын
Kathleen Kennedy seduced Palpatine. Everything makes sense now.
@kamoni9z4 жыл бұрын
SKYNET #2025 dude I read this comment at the gym and laughed so hard 😂
@6ixlxrd4 жыл бұрын
Honestly thought Palpatine was smarter than that. Dude was supposed to have those Force Condoms.
@johnjewlol4 жыл бұрын
TBH was hoping when all the force ghost was talking to Rey, that jar jar would also just randomly join in saying " wessa believe in u Rey"
@misterleo41644 жыл бұрын
johnjewlol LMAO
@nooneimportant43354 жыл бұрын
Thats probably the best thing I have ever heard
@jtray34 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@yeahokbuddy25104 жыл бұрын
Jar-jar was on grandpa palpy side telling him "kill Rey... STRIKE HER DOWN"
@AmazingGuy134 жыл бұрын
Jar Jar is JJ
@Al-ok1lj4 жыл бұрын
When people don’t have a plan and say “Let’s play it by ear.” To me, that sums up this trilogy.
@lisaleyendekker83053 жыл бұрын
I thought Rise of Skywalker was just going to be about Ben Solo, because he is literally descended from Skywalkers.
@dereklopez90602 жыл бұрын
And then they killed off Ben Solo, the last of the Skywalker bloodline which was a total buzzkill. What was the point of the movie's title "The Rise Of Skywalker" if you're not gonna include Anakin's force ghost instead of the memory of Han Solo and kill off Ben Solo at the same time?
@DargorV2 жыл бұрын
Can't have the movie be about a man with kath kennedy around nuh huh Its an insecure woke thing, same reason rey has zero character development, takes no damage and is overpowered. They should have just cut the bs and called it, Star Wars: Girl Power!
@WadeWilsonKPop4 жыл бұрын
"Don't be afraid of who you are." *calls herself Rey Skywalker instead of Rey Palpatine*
@radiationregister74734 жыл бұрын
I was cringing when she said that
@Brayden20044 жыл бұрын
Radiation Register especially after she kissed kylo/ben
@nicholasn.28834 жыл бұрын
Wade Wilson She was embracing her new name. Y’all are still on the hate train for TLJ.
@Muddyowns4 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasn.2883 "her new name" it's not hers to take.
@stuartsonger33644 жыл бұрын
@@Brayden2004 she's from Alabama
@tbhreviews66114 жыл бұрын
Anakin : doesn’t like sand Rey:buries his lightsaber in sand
@poontang3zizo4 жыл бұрын
That poor man just could not catch a break, not even in death
@tbhreviews66114 жыл бұрын
mismatched sock that would of made it way better
@labbaby1894 жыл бұрын
Pretty much a metaphor for what Disney did to this franchise... buried the core story in mediocrity, pointless retconning and redundant characters created for the sole purpose of merchandising.
@notkevindurant88144 жыл бұрын
Just one more "fuck you," from Disney to the original fans :)
@ikGREENY4 жыл бұрын
Omg I didn’t even think about that 😂
@genzu83704 жыл бұрын
Im Rey Rey Who? Rey Myesterio!!!
@johnbarrett36743 жыл бұрын
619
@gregoreisenhorn50932 жыл бұрын
If the movie ended with his entrance music hitting after that, it would have made it 100% better than the dogshit we got.
@VincentMaslowski3 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention that Palpatine's star destroyer fleet was also somehow fully manned. Where did that manpower come from? Were they magically summoned? Raised there? Is there an entire civilization on that planet solely dedicated to operating star destroyers? What was the point of Starkiller base when they had hundreds of planet destroying, mobile ships?
@Lilbeef1 Жыл бұрын
I like to believe it’s a bunch of Palpatines who are all running around gunning down a bunch of rebels
@lilwittel4741 Жыл бұрын
IKR! NO ONE CONSIDERS THE LOGISTICS OF THESE THINGS!!! I think what made the OG empire so threatening was that they HAD the ENTIRE EMPIRE to build, man, guard, and fight EVERYWHERE!
@SumDumGy Жыл бұрын
Screw the magical people to man these ships. What’s more important is that they didn’t know which way was up without a beacon to tell them so, so they couldn’t leave the planet.
@SuperRocketKnight4 жыл бұрын
This trilogy was like reading one of those choose your own adventure books but picking the dumbest option every time.
@mrcrackdonald_14 жыл бұрын
Top comment
@TheHiddenGuy1234 жыл бұрын
The prequels & Anakin's story demolishes the sequel MaRey-Sue wahmen feminist lgbtq bullshit trilogy.
@jdilla56224 жыл бұрын
Goosebumps had some good ones that were like that lol.....too bad that isn't the case with Disney star wars xD
@rockyseverino92304 жыл бұрын
I mean I don't agree but that's hilarious
@thegalapagos574 жыл бұрын
This is like picking all the bad decisions in mass effect 2 resulting in everyone dying so you have to start a new game and can't transfer over to mass effect 3.
@daltondeverell40394 жыл бұрын
Makes out with kylo. Declares herself his sister
@rizwanpallickalmoidu1934 жыл бұрын
Ah.. some weird porn story we got here.
@mysdannie4 жыл бұрын
That bad a kiss, huh?
@skylx08124 жыл бұрын
That may have been the Jedi version of jumping the broom. "We's married now! Ahs a Skywalker sho' nuff!!"
@cartoonishidealism5824 жыл бұрын
What is it with Skywalkers and kissing their sisters
@sovietapples61224 жыл бұрын
Makes it hotter
@mikevalenzuela39744 жыл бұрын
"For me ends on Endor" For me too
@SHabbIZZLEx4 жыл бұрын
Endor was the end....and that's it.
@shepherdstar143 жыл бұрын
That's why it's called "End"dor
@jorg30233 жыл бұрын
For me not it ends with baby Grogu hanging out with Luke
@carealoo7443 жыл бұрын
100th like
@PotzerTheMan Жыл бұрын
Almost 3 years later, disney still hasn't learned.
@Bambo_waffle Жыл бұрын
What are you referring to ?
@DamianHowardTV Жыл бұрын
@@Bambo_waffle Pretty much everything that they try and put out, with the STAR WARS name/brand. Simple fact is, they don't understand STAR WARS and only want to use the franchise as a woke/feminist/SJW propaganda tool. That's all STAR WARS is, under Disney.
@EddieMichaels169 ай бұрын
I agree, KK on top of hurting the Star Wars brand, also has a Willow show and Indy movie that bombed.
@Yuh_mama8 ай бұрын
Almost 4 years and I still have not rewatched this movie or last Jedi. Nor will I ever. One time is enough for me
@monmothma33583 ай бұрын
@@Yuh_mamaI haven seen this movie even once. I used to be a huge Star Wars fan, but I didn't want to give them my money, not after the reviews made it clear THERE NEVER WAS A STORY THERE. I mean.. you're making a trilogy, but you don't bother to come up with any overarching story?? I didn't even think it was possible to be that stupid _and_ disrespectful. What a sad waste of potential.
@SoulFistGaming4 жыл бұрын
She definitely should have said Rey Palpatine Leia told her to not be afraid of who she was I guess she didn't learn the lesson
@sariah-lamorewilson92974 жыл бұрын
Fr Tho
@dinneratlunch4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@Darduel4 жыл бұрын
She should have said "Rey, just Rey" because she isn`t neither obviously
@mychaeljones75264 жыл бұрын
She didnt say Palpatine because that's not who she is. She was always a force of light even from her parents. Also it's hinted she's not the only Palpatine.
@dastvan80024 жыл бұрын
Darduel true but if she said palpatine not only would it acknowledge the lesson from Leia it would also spit on everything Sheev Palpatine ever accomplished ultimately destroying his legacy.
@NoahKingOHigherPlane4 жыл бұрын
You saying Rey never took damage, but you are forgetting one mayor enemy she had. The training droid who defeated her. Even she said it, never underestimate a droid. That training droid was the strongest character on all Star Wars history.
@Mr.Jasaw134 жыл бұрын
haahaha true that
@ShonenJapan4 жыл бұрын
That was only minor damage so I don't think it counts
@medalgear6544 жыл бұрын
Yeah... how does that even count? Why she didn’t have that kind of training in the first two trilogies
@herpderp72644 жыл бұрын
Anakin - Loses 1/2 his arm to Dooku Luke - Loses a hand to Vader Rey - Gets zapped by a droid a couple of times Damn Disney.
@SpookyTran4 жыл бұрын
She was injured during the battle in the throne room.
@kjb35034 жыл бұрын
This movie exceed my expectations Of how terrible it was
@fleeceblanket95152 жыл бұрын
Got 'em.
@jeromepringle49494 жыл бұрын
"Make some crap slap the name star wars on it and sell sell sell!" - Micky Mouse
@rjb61724 жыл бұрын
"I am your father!" Nations in shock. "I am your grandfather!" Whatever.
@LordVader10944 жыл бұрын
Yeah that just about sums it up.
@senseijuju4 жыл бұрын
This was TOTALLY my reaction 😂
@PersianSlashuur4 жыл бұрын
I don't think that's a fair comparison. Vader being Luke's father was a twist because, while it probably wasn't the first of it's kind, it was definitely the most popular at the time. Star Wars was new. Nobody knew what to expect. Not to mention the fact that the Internet wasn't a thing back then, or if it was, it wasn't as connected to every day life as it is now. It's pretty much the complete opposite now. Star Wars is one of the biggest moneymakers ever. Nearly everybody knows about Star Wars and what happened in Star Wars. I grew up while the prequels were coming out. I never watched them nor the originals. Yet I could still tell you _everything_ that happened. It's almost impossible to be surprised with movies anymore. I didn't like the granddaughter twist because it was a needless retcon, not because it was predictable.
@JayfroC4 жыл бұрын
@@PersianSlashuur this dude gets it
@crod99054 жыл бұрын
@@PersianSlashuur It's not that it's predictable, or at least that's not how I understood OP's comment. It's that no one cares for the exact reason you mentioned; it's needless. No one is invested in these new characters or the lore like they were back with the original trilogy.
@trblemayker51574 жыл бұрын
The fact that Palpatine is alive means that Anakin's sacrifice was wasted. Nice job, Disney.
@AlexandraM6894 жыл бұрын
Exactly, his sacrifice was pointless
@trblemayker51574 жыл бұрын
@@AlexandraM689 Same goes for Luke, Han, Leia and Ackbar.
@AiringAustin4 жыл бұрын
Wasted? He saved his son.
@GimmeYourBlubber4 жыл бұрын
Austin Baumgartner who was also wasted, figuratively and literally
@TheGamer31Fly4 жыл бұрын
@@AiringAustin Yea but literally the whole point of the story is Anakin bringing balance to the force, and killing the emperor was doing that
@yoyoyickityyo3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when Rey pulled out the piece from the dagger and used it to locate the Sith magnet thing. I immediately thought of The Goonies!
@makingastardestroyer3066 Жыл бұрын
the ultimate problem wit all of this idea is that was not an exact point where they should use it and look the DS from. A statue, a tree, a symbol, anything. They just got lucky and stand on the perfect location on the whole planet.
@elliotkouame38494 жыл бұрын
The canon has rules, just like Legends. This movie breaks them all.
@mysteryperson1958 Жыл бұрын
This movie breaks canon from the prequels/originals/clone wars and rebels/mandolorian/the first 2 sequels/and even the canon in the movie itself. This movie sucks...........
@nukanszn82374 жыл бұрын
They should’ve let rey die and let kylo live, that wouldve made more sense as “the rise of skywalker”
@CertifiedFresh74 жыл бұрын
They should have had Rey take Palpatine’s power and made Kylo beat her. This movie made the actual Skywalkers look useless.
@TheWiseguyt4 жыл бұрын
But in the end, Ben sacrificed himself to bring Rey/the last Jedi back to life, ultimately redeeming the legacy of the Skywalker name. So in that sense, I believe the Skywalker name did rise.
@CertifiedFresh74 жыл бұрын
AnimeAnima 94 After he got force pushed off a cliff while Rey just held up her lightsaber and beat palpatine
@joshuaniteesh20754 жыл бұрын
Shinra Tensei But a Rey, having Palpatine blood, became a Skywalker spiritually
@joshuaniteesh20754 жыл бұрын
AnimeAnima 94 The best part was Leia, waiting for Kylo to dissapear, and then she dissapeared too, becoming one with the force
@bowen48784 жыл бұрын
They robbed Anakin of his heroic kill of the emperor
@mysticfist-cloakedgamer-90424 жыл бұрын
It should've been like... Rey allowed Ani to take control of her body or smth to take down Palatine... It still has holes in the plot but I would've preferred that
@killbot_factory4 жыл бұрын
you mean...they robbed Anakin of his heroic "noooooooo....!" ???
@MrDankTM4 жыл бұрын
sup bowen. charlie is moisttttt
@jtparker62864 жыл бұрын
He still killed him. This a clone. First scene of the movie there’s a tank with 2 emperors in it.
@jessel84814 жыл бұрын
But he saved luke which saved everyone else
@They_are_Arthur4 жыл бұрын
Like what you said about the prequels, I agree. They were so well planned out and knew what they wanted to say, just with some weird execution.
@wehaulingit27984 жыл бұрын
The fact the Luke got trained by arguably the 2 greatest Jedi ever obiwan and yoda and didn’t know how to force heal or block force lightning but Rey can and she gets trained by literally no body
@tyrannicfool2503 Жыл бұрын
They didn’t even tell him force lighting was a thing
@sauronthegreat57998 ай бұрын
They were just making stuff as they were filming. Leia being luke's sister was totally contrived. In the first movie, they were setting up a romance between like and Leia. But then in empire strikes back, they're brother and sister. So like was hitting on his sister the whole time in the first movie? Very awkward.
@noir51244 жыл бұрын
Old woman: Who are you? Rey: Stares mysteriously into the distance while beginning to laugh sinisterly “Rey palpatine” while she electrocutes the woman to death and her eyes glow yellow whilst it cuts to black
@mocca36334 жыл бұрын
that's better...
@erikwilliams15624 жыл бұрын
That be freaking awesome
@calick72084 жыл бұрын
Noir That’d be awful!
@lk-l28184 жыл бұрын
or 'none of your business' 😂😂
@Andhyka4 жыл бұрын
That should have happened since Rey is the one who killed Palpatine and as a result, Palpatine's soul is able to merge with Rey.
@brzy11884 жыл бұрын
So what did Finn want to tell Rey guys? Oh yeah guess that doesn't matter.
@thespectaculargamernerd81144 жыл бұрын
Does he love her? Is he force sensitive? Probably the second
@mglimi224 жыл бұрын
JustNobody yes to being Force sensitive . Given how the story was going
@CPaulCourtney4 жыл бұрын
So now we've got all these people who are force sensitive but no Jedi? Where's that going?
@zizoumonk104 жыл бұрын
That he’s gay for Poe.
@mish3754 жыл бұрын
@@thespectaculargamernerd8114 It's odd that Finn was attracted to Rey in Force Awakens but that is ignored in later movies. What was the point?
@Swango424 жыл бұрын
Remember guys, if Palpatine could DO IT with someone looking like a raisin, then you can as well
@awesomeLDZ4 жыл бұрын
The knights of Ren look like a death metal boy band in their music videos. Do you think they talk between missions or do they just sit quietly in the ship as they go around being useless?
@chrisoney144 жыл бұрын
I think this was JJ combining his visions of 8 and 9 into one movie.
@borismurillo28344 жыл бұрын
It felt like a “second movie” in the trilogy despite being the third movie because of that reason and how JJ continued from force awakens and negated the last Jedi
@actionvids354 жыл бұрын
yup he did
@KabukiKid4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely... with the likely substitution of Palpatine for Snoke. My gut says that Snoke was supposed to be the BBG for this entire series, but The Last Jedi changed that up. This definitely felt like two movies mashed into one. Personally, I wish it was a good hour longer... or if they made it into a quadrilogy, so they didn't have to rush so much in the final movie. I actually give JJ a lot of credit for doing as well as he did in 2:21 to try to wrap things up and give a reasonable amount of fun fan service.
@NealX4 жыл бұрын
Funny, I thought this was JJ having explosive diarrhea on screen.
@MrUzzynator4 жыл бұрын
He did a awesome job with what a lemon Rian gave him. I like ROTS, but I hate Lucasfilm/Disney/Kathleen for allowing Rian to direct TLJ. They learnt their lesson as soon as they put JJ in charge instead of Colin soon after TLJ dropped.
@dbarraza88484 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about the cgi young luke and leia training scene?
@lessalazar90684 жыл бұрын
Literally the only scene I liked in this movie
@jonathanb302124 жыл бұрын
Shreddah Disney promised not to cgi leia but did it anyway for one of ugliest ps2 video game scenes ever
@joshuaniteesh20754 жыл бұрын
jonathan bailey Nope, CGI Luke and Leia, looked like they shot it all the way back in 1983.
@jmezo66564 жыл бұрын
Probably because no one wants to talk about Disney making another "Strong Woman" knocking Luke on his ass even though he's the Master?
@red_14554 жыл бұрын
u gotta admit though, seeing the younger versions of mark Hamil and Carrie fisher was awesome. So much nostalgia
@angryiokki15454 жыл бұрын
Star Wars ends on Endor. “That’s goddamn right!” -Red
@supremeleaderstarscream78983 жыл бұрын
No, there is another..
@supremeleaderstarscream78983 жыл бұрын
No, there is another..
@rupertmcbutters17484 жыл бұрын
The Rey and Kylo kiss was more awkward than Empire’s incest.
@brandoncastillo_053 жыл бұрын
First of all that's not canon, if you're implying that sort of logic from the Vader comic that you just read I don't think you understand that it's not confirmed to be true so it's not...
@brandoncastillo_053 жыл бұрын
@Ahsoka Skywalker, screw Rey that's what I'm saying the whills is the one created anakin not palpatine, although palpatine did have a hand in I'm bringing forth the birth of Anakin Skywalker... Point is rey and ben solo are not related to each other, cuz if that was the case that'd be way more crazier than rey being palpatine's granddaughter besides why are we even arguing in the first place I don't have a problem with anything I'm just trying to clarify things to help with avoiding any misconceptions. If my words are misworded or not properly explained I'm sure someone will correct me if I am off...
@brandoncastillo_053 жыл бұрын
@Ahsoka Skywalker, screw Reyif it makes you feel that bad, I'm sorry my mistake...
@BatMat524 жыл бұрын
I like to think Harrison came back for Carrie And the money
@puppetstudio49894 жыл бұрын
No no no... For Mark too
@nayeemhaque10644 жыл бұрын
I thought that too when I saw him in the theater, probably went to him asking to come help close the part of the story originally meant for Lea, and he said yes out of respect.
@rgkong87834 жыл бұрын
Boom Nation that’s actually beautiful
@glenmarcatoma50114 жыл бұрын
I said it in Batman’s voice
@jacobfinemusic4 жыл бұрын
The weed
@Matt-to2te4 жыл бұрын
are we also not gonna talk about the fact that finn was gonna tell Rey something and never did
@swampcrawlerls12674 жыл бұрын
Good point
@TheFBoner4 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@deva.15254 жыл бұрын
He knew she was a palpatine. He read hux’s message through R2 at the beginning.
@MrDankTM4 жыл бұрын
hi matt. charlkie is moistttt
@angelgjr19994 жыл бұрын
He was going to tell her he loved her. Then her cuisine kylo ren kissed her...
@jerinjomon23754 жыл бұрын
I thought i would never say this about a star wars movie. This movie was boring as hell. I felt no pressure or anything is at stake. This was a slap to all star wars fans. How could they mess it up.
@Luc424 жыл бұрын
The issue with this trilogy is that it's got good moments, but cohesively it's a mess. There are parts I absolutely love, but there are also a ton more moments I hate. This trilogy was just f**king sad.
@mummeii2 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly
@RacingSnails642 жыл бұрын
Big agree man. I honestly like most the characters (yes even Rey), and there are some genuinely great moments (yes even in ROS), but ROS took the cheapest and least interesting avenues possible for a conclusion. It would've been better to continue with what TLJ went with. At the very least resurrect Snoke instead of Palpatine!!
@EddieMichaels169 ай бұрын
Biggest failure in movie history.
@megachippy86114 жыл бұрын
After this whole trilogy I honestly feel like Kylo should’ve just been the main character, of this was truely a “Skywalker saga” shouldn’t we focus more on the Skywalker?
@nathanielcava41284 жыл бұрын
Big Boy yeah he had a better character arc to follow than Rey
@apolonioman54794 жыл бұрын
I highly agree. However, the countries feminist movement begs to differ.
@racketraccoon5194 жыл бұрын
I honestly think Finn should've been the focus of the movies him becoming a Jedi rather than Rey it would've worked very well I think!
@49ers19754 жыл бұрын
exactly focus on ben and finn
@chrisdimauro46254 жыл бұрын
This trilogy was about Kyle ren. He is the last skywalker. When he died she kept the name so the skywalker has risen
@TheRealmOfTF4 жыл бұрын
"I'm Rey" "Rey who?" "Reyd Shadow Legends"
@RT-gn7de4 жыл бұрын
This comment is gold.
@raidenjeskar28234 жыл бұрын
Stolen
@stoked-69964 жыл бұрын
Legend
@danielsasu65684 жыл бұрын
"Ray man ... the legendary jedi"
@therakai79334 жыл бұрын
Bruh wtf ☠☠☠☠
@RedStarRogue3 жыл бұрын
11:08 I never liked that explanation for Palpatine's scarred face in Revenge of the Sith. Always thought it made for sense for the darkside to naturally suck the energy out of him over time to the point where he looked like that. They actually elude to this in the Shadows of the Empire novel.
@nicolasmarinus2 жыл бұрын
Leia: "Rey, never be afraid of who you are" Rey: "I'm Rey Skywalker"
@haasher104 жыл бұрын
Rey and Kylo’s ending should’ve been switched.... Rey dying and Ben takes the Skywalker name... it would’ve made more sense and right imo
@Hellismary4 жыл бұрын
Hunter seriously, Kylo was the best part of this entire trilogy
@joshpaul64174 жыл бұрын
Right!!!!!!!!!!!
@Gking09064 жыл бұрын
Hunter that couldn’t have happened since Disney has a gigantic love boner for Rey so it had to be her who basically saved the entire galaxy, you know, cause she’s the BESTEST EVAH lmao
@pradeep_sekar4 жыл бұрын
A woman fridged for a man? How dare you...?
@hamzaorakzai34904 жыл бұрын
I remember so many people shitting on Kylo Ren in the first movie because he wasn't Vader 2.0 but his character arc has been fascinating despite all 3 movies having a disoriented story.
@lucianoDoni14 жыл бұрын
So Palpatine rules and Skywalker sucks. It took a Palpatine to beat Palpatine.
@eliotbarker59534 жыл бұрын
Yes
@thehallowayboys4 жыл бұрын
Yep, Palpatine electrocuted himself to death gladly knowing he still won in the end
@theappmaster34224 жыл бұрын
Yes, but Ben solo, not Skywalker after the fact died for Mary Sue.
@witchblade1003774 жыл бұрын
Yes, that's what I took from this. The Skywalker's were failures and a Palpatine will reign supreme.
@markhuffman6574 жыл бұрын
Rey is pregnant and she has the life force of Ben in her, she will build a new order not sith not Jedi but Skywalker grey Jedi balanced, the twins will learn the new order She is a Skywalker in many different levels
@isaacrobinson-stark13983 жыл бұрын
The most astonishing thing about the Disney sequels is that I now LOVE the prequels...... Thats holy horribly planned these movies are. God i hope they somehow correct the timeline cause the lore is fucking dead after these movies.
@GhostRider53704 жыл бұрын
And how about Lando Calrissian finding his love child after the rebel vicory, got me cracking up 🤣 i guess well find out in the books!
@onyx33634 жыл бұрын
Crazy that Darth Vader and Darth Sidious both had grandchildren that made out
@AICW4 жыл бұрын
omfg... holy shit... I'm gonna throw up now
@femtoservants4 жыл бұрын
I think one of the now canon comic book or novel (Maybe "dark Lord of The Sith" but I am not sure) imply that palpatine created darth vader throught the force, he is indirectly vader's father. And now his offsprings, (direct or indirect) are making out ... So it's better to not think too much about it
@jasonshannon87084 жыл бұрын
femtoservants Exactly! I also thought Palps would mention that in this movie. I mean, uh...what comic..fjskshfhdjd.......
@KuzarHorche4 жыл бұрын
So...can they make the trilogy a dream and just reboot...like Dallas?
@TheDawnofVanlife4 жыл бұрын
Also Darth Sidious was old enough to BE Anakin's Grandfather. So what kind of child bride did he force his seed into wherein Rey was produced in a timeline that lined up with Kylo.
@Punk-Mask4 жыл бұрын
This trilogy is probably the biggest waste of potential in film history
@H41030v3rki110ny0u4 жыл бұрын
Seems as if it will be the new "Game of Thrones Season 7 & 8."
@Olderaccount174 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@kunedune47824 жыл бұрын
This trilogy is awesome, everyone is mad that their theories are wrong and because its disney
@Strugen.4 жыл бұрын
@smwarrior54 I don't need my theories to be right to enjoy a movie. Just remaking the OT again with far less interesting characters is embarrassing and a soulless cash grab.
@reasonablekinda22694 жыл бұрын
smwarrior54 bad writing and useless ass retcons of the originals as well as stupid merry sues along side a dish of freshly made bad plots make these movies bad and disappointing, it has nothing to do with theories, hell I would enjoy a movie that surprised me a lot more then one that followed my own theories.....if it was a good one but given the reasons above, this trilogy of movies were not good.
@amfe524 жыл бұрын
-"Who are you?" -"Rey" -"Rey who?" -" Rey Sheev's granddaughter".
@velnoa3 жыл бұрын
“Sheev? As in Sheev Palpatine? I haven’t heard from him in years! You know, I used to know him quite well... Used to call him Creamy Sheev!” “... Grandma?”
@Taylornator20024 жыл бұрын
Me before seeing this movie: Well no matter how bad this movie is probably gonna be, at least it won't just have another Death Star that needs to be destroyed. Rise Of Skywalker: Ok, we're not gonna have another death star this time.... We're gonna have literally, HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of mini death stars that need to be destroyed.
@scottcarroll92014 жыл бұрын
You know, if you think about it, the whole saga, all nine movies were about Palpatine. He won. He destroyed the Skywalker bloodline while his bloodline lives on.
@tyr-si7wz4 жыл бұрын
That exactly what I was discussing to my friends... All in all it was always about Palpantine...
@landencolomer13954 жыл бұрын
Family is about more than blood
@jonathanmora82084 жыл бұрын
@@tyr-si7wz yeah what if rey has a son and he discover he is palpatine re encarnatiom
@snicker124 жыл бұрын
+Jonathan Mora -...then a new trilogy will take place! (courtesy of Disney)
@danielortiz3884 жыл бұрын
Scott Carroll There’s a theory already that Rey is pregnant with Kylos kid. Which would explain why she calls herself a Skywalker. When he gives her his life force he specifically places her hand on her stomach. Just a theory tho. A FILM TH... Nvm lol.
@AbidSHasan4 жыл бұрын
Star Wars can only be saved with one more movie... The Return: A Jar Jar Binks story
@FlyingV5554 жыл бұрын
abid Hasan exqueeze me
@ikoandreas50854 жыл бұрын
abid Hasan nononono. What we really want is: Boogalli, a star wars story
@codyleslie4783 жыл бұрын
Directed by: Taika Waititi
@codyleslie4783 жыл бұрын
Directed by: Taika Waititi
@diegobelaunde4965 Жыл бұрын
14:13 LMAO I spat out my coffee at this Jeremy, your delivery of that was so smooth and adding the pictures for comparison that was priceless 😂😂😂
@koru6154 жыл бұрын
"The Rise of Skywalker" All the Skywalkers are dead.... and then someone steals their family name...
@TheJBaynham4 жыл бұрын
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, REY!
@BabaJandra4 жыл бұрын
Nonono. If we count the awkward kiss as a weird marriage ceremony then she can have the last name legally... and also maybe make her a Disney princess too?
@cristanreyes63634 жыл бұрын
Nope when Ben dies he basically transferred all his life force into her implying that Ben lives within Rey now, basically making her almost fully Skywalker. Plus she basically gets adopted by Luke and Leia
@user-iy7jo7bq4f4 жыл бұрын
@@cristanreyes6363 "Ben enters Rey" That sounds gross...
@cristanreyes63634 жыл бұрын
陳潔明 that too they basically a couple now 😂
@Gapeagle4 жыл бұрын
Frodo: "we did it, Sauron is gone" Disney: "yeah....about that...."
@geekymetalhead51124 жыл бұрын
Frodo: Son of a bitch
@hispanicguy80284 жыл бұрын
NEVER let Disney touch lord of the rings or any other franchise that wasn’t theirs to begin with
@mohamedelkayal20684 жыл бұрын
@Thanoosh Amirthanathar "There is another...."
@giannisampo43774 жыл бұрын
If they sell LOTR to disney its time that mankind will die
@Beltzer00724 жыл бұрын
Can you freaking imagine the outrage from Peter Jackson!? I mean holy shit! 😂
@bradleyd4174 жыл бұрын
This review is so good! I honestly don’t think I’ve ever been more disappointed in a movie. 😱😭🤧
@LucasDeCorte3 жыл бұрын
That's the most disappointing star wars movie I've ever seen
@dylanmorgan23744 жыл бұрын
Looks like Jeremy had corona virus and was self isolating before it was cool.
@exoticeddie28164 жыл бұрын
I’m mad that poor anakin became a sith and killed almost all Jedi just for him to learn the power to bring people back to life. This power is so hard to obtain that in 20 years he didn’t fully learn it, but then there is Kylo and Rey which learned this power in like a week.
@SilverSonic20994 жыл бұрын
ItsEndy Yes, exactly. It's like they haven't disrepected the original movies and the character arc and redemption of Anakin/Vader enough by bringing the Emperor back, they dared make the whole reason for Anakin turning to the dark side pointless. He did all that, became the most evil villian in the galaxy next to the Emperor all for nothing but kylo and rey both master that power and neither of them were even on the darkside when they used it!! So if you think about it, Anakin should have just killed the emperor and keep being a Jedi anyway. Not only the original trilogy is pointless, now even the prequel trilogy is pointless with this movie.
@Harr278y4 жыл бұрын
This is different though because he may be bringing people back to life he must give his own life to do it and I would think that someone as powerful as Darth Plagueius would have to do that
@FraserSouris4 жыл бұрын
No. Because what that was force healing rather than full on ressurection
@merickful4 жыл бұрын
That's insane. I had no plans on seeing this movie but now I kind of want to see the audacity first hand. I don't know....that's a lot of torture. Quick, someone else tell me more of this delightful failure!
@Harr278y4 жыл бұрын
Fraser Souris I'm talking about the bit when Rey full on died and Ben resurrected her and died because of it
@cmd312204 жыл бұрын
Every Star Wars trilogy can be summarized with a single line. Prequels: Calm down, Anakin OT: I am a Jedi, like my father before me Sequels: That's not how the Force works
@Rsmith4204 жыл бұрын
Facts... lmao @ calm down, Anakin.
@Phun144 жыл бұрын
Oh thats a good one lol
@ricksflicks-4 жыл бұрын
Nailed it.
@elijahgemmill20004 жыл бұрын
I'm using this for my Facebook, it is just too good.
@ram769214 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say, “you underestimate my power.” Or “LIAR!!!”
@gammawolf33 жыл бұрын
Chewie dying was like when my mom pulled a prank on me on april 1st and then called "april fools!" before I even comprehended what was going on
@DennysFrancisco3 жыл бұрын
The only emotional moment in this movie that got me is when Chewie realizes that Leia died.
@ggt473 жыл бұрын
True.
@magicman2054 жыл бұрын
Palpatine's broadcast was actually announced on Fortnite. Seriously look it up. Abrams didn't know how to include it in the movie without it slowing the pace down, so it was released on Fortnite lol
@Wade_Fucking_Wilson4 жыл бұрын
Magicman205 What are you talking about??
@kevinscott30474 жыл бұрын
LMFAO what a joke
@justsomegamer67194 жыл бұрын
@@Wade_Fucking_Wilson its a real thing. He's not making it up
@Wade_Fucking_Wilson4 жыл бұрын
Just some gamer link pls
@lucasoheyze45974 жыл бұрын
That would have been a great ending for Last Jedi, Palpatine's transmission coming through...if only they'd planned the story out before starting!
@markmarin66284 жыл бұрын
I love how nobody believed that Chewie was dead because everyone knew that the scene with him and Lando in the Falcon in the trailer hadn't happened yet.
@samsonnodelilah54594 жыл бұрын
HOW DID REY DID NOT SENSE A CAPTURED CHEWIE WASN'T IN THAT SHIP TAKING OFF...FINN TOLD HER CHEWIE WAS IN IT...YET SHE DID NOT SWITCH OFF HER LIGHTNING AND WHEN IT EXPLODED SHE SCREAMED CHEWIE!!. A FEW SCENES LATER SHE SENSE CHEWIE WAS ALIVE IN ANOTHER DESTROYER!?... 🐎💩💩💩TOO LATE NO REFUNDS...
@brisolo85864 жыл бұрын
Samson No Delilah *Rey not Leia
@hayesc04 жыл бұрын
😂
@RichyCreations4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t watch the trailer and I didn’t believe it either way because there were two ships when he got kidnapped
@DiegoGonzalez-ic3si4 жыл бұрын
I didn't watch the trailers man, I did believe him to be dead and it was gut wrenching... But then I thought that given how everyone is so angry at Disney they wouldnt dare to do that hahaha
@Bellflower1223 Жыл бұрын
This is my comfort video I rewatch it all the time
@jamesmallone4 жыл бұрын
1:46 "Palpatine's all like *MUH BOY*" That is a solid Soundwave/Dr. Claw/Cave of Wonders voice right there. Imma ruin it for y'all.... "Muh boy, this PEACE is what all true warriors strive for."
@ravenblood19544 жыл бұрын
If she had kept the name Palpatine, the irony would be better. Like what if the name of the movies was “Rise of Palpatine” and then the twist is that the Palpatine that would rise would be Ray.
@gustavogutierrez27094 жыл бұрын
That’d be cool but they knew “Rise of Skywalker” would sell more
@Alias_Anybody4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that would have actually made more sense.
@radiospines4 жыл бұрын
I was legit thinking that the entire 3rd act of the film. How amazing it would've been if Palpatine was revealed in 8 and they named 9 Rise of Palpatine. They could've added a new "No, I am your father" moment.
@jarucium12994 жыл бұрын
Fans cud of made a better film then Disney 💯 confirmed
@Normal_Boii4 жыл бұрын
The rise of skywalker should've featured ben smh
@fedarik94844 жыл бұрын
My favourite star wars character is Unnamed Lesbian Rebel no.2
@dalemediagroup72034 жыл бұрын
Fedarik mine is unnamed lesbian rebel no. 1
@DaveandhisDeathbeanie4 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite comment in all the video reviews.
@TheHiddenGuy1234 жыл бұрын
The prequels & Anakin's story demolishes the sequel MaRey-Sue wahmen feminist lgbtq bullshit trilogy.
@tatetwar77924 жыл бұрын
Dave Antics same, and there’s been some good ones
@sasakihaise57394 жыл бұрын
And gonna get erase in china and middle east the final version of movie
@achromicwhite23094 жыл бұрын
I liked that he mentioned that the Leia stuff was handled well. With all the ripping on this movie, people seem to have not noticed that. And no, I'm not saying that the movie is good because of it, but I am happy that Carrie was handled with care and dignity.
@peddypeoples9414 жыл бұрын
"...it ends at endor..." so true.
@supremeleaderstarscream78983 жыл бұрын
No, there another..
@primeobjective54694 жыл бұрын
*"I used to think Star Wars was a tragedy, but now I realize it's a comedy."* *-Joker*
@markmarin66284 жыл бұрын
This comment is extremely underrated
@darkprinceofdorne4 жыл бұрын
Son of the Allfather I choked on my tea This comment is golden
@clawso90144 жыл бұрын
Son of the Allfather Mark Hamel joker voice intensifies.
@carlweathers57144 жыл бұрын
gd you normies are always bleating the same shit.
@vishwajithpuranik4 жыл бұрын
Tragedy of darth pleagus the wise
@user-rk2xi7iw9k4 жыл бұрын
its a movie full of plot twists yet its the most predictable movie i have ever seen
@yusufcline37564 жыл бұрын
I feel like Rise of the Skywalker was one of my favorite films, this coming from a total Star Wars nerd. I would argue its my third favorite write behind Return of the Jedi, but ahead of New Hope. The entire movie seemed well structured and well designed. Rey could've been anybodies daughter with how the seventh and eighth movie was set up, but when she was revealed to be Palpatines grand-daughter, that was actually cool, and it makes a lot of sense where her powers come from. I mean so many people are saying how strong Rey is, but it makes a lot of sense. However, her not discovering her power until recently was a bit bullshit, but the Last Jedi had a chance to makeup for that, and they didn't so no need to blame IX. Furthermore, Kylo Ren has some of the strongest developments I've seen, and when he dies its such a powerful message of the last of the Skywalker bloodline dying out. Finally, revealing that General Hux is a spy does make sense on how his character was structured during the Last Jedi, but I didn't like how he died like he was nothing. They didn't explain Snoke enough, or how Palpatine came back, but I was satisfied with how Palpatine died and all the scenes he was in. Amazing music and amazing visuals, by far one of best movies of 2019. People tend to hate on Star Wars as it's popular to do so, but in reality this was a fantastic movie.
@psychopunk88174 жыл бұрын
@@yusufcline3756 Too many plot holes, too many deus ex machina, and too little care given to the series as a whole by the writers. You can like the movie but don't pretend like it's actually good. Beside pretty visuals it's a complete waste of great source material.
@yusufcline37564 жыл бұрын
@@psychopunk8817 it's literally a great movie, it's why 70% of the audience agrees. It's the last movie in the trilogy so naturally they try to wrap it all up and they do successfully. When considering how terrible the Last Jedi was, and working with what they were given, it's fucking great.
@yusufcline37564 жыл бұрын
@@psychopunk8817 Everything from Reys and Ben's storyline, and how it's connected to everything else. The Han Solo cameo was fucking perfect and humanized Kylo Ren into Ben Solo. Furthmore, Palpatine is getting a lot of hate for little to no reasons. Honestly, he's pretty fucking great when how his storyline goes and how it ends. I think people are comparing it to the original instead of just analyzing the material itself.
@nathanstewart29114 жыл бұрын
Ezekiel Powell yes there are some things they could have explained better in this movie and there are some plot holes, but overall I think it’s a solid movie and I enjoyed it
@Obi-ThreeKenobi3 жыл бұрын
Dude, you're low key great at voices/impressions. You match their cadences perfectly.
@michaelharipersad98822 жыл бұрын
One of you best videos, so raw and real. I love the engery. Be sick more often
@pritpalreel4 жыл бұрын
Leia to Rey: "Don't be afraid of who you are" Rey: "I'm Rey Skywalker" End of film. SMH
@gaiusx2874 жыл бұрын
Not so hard to understand. Her identity is more aligned with the way of the skywalkers. You care too much about bloodlines
@s3ts4 жыл бұрын
@@gaiusx287 the comment is addressing the fact that Rey could've said Palpatine. Because that's literally who she is. Then she literally fed into the fear and said the most opposite thing.
@FraserSouris4 жыл бұрын
@@s3ts No Because who she chose to be was more important than who she was born as. She chose to be closer to the Skywalkers
@gaiusx2874 жыл бұрын
s3ts that is not “who she is”. Her values and conduct align with the skywalkers and she is their legacy, so her decision to take ok their name was made out of respect, not fear
@theabominablesnowman84334 жыл бұрын
Except who she is was made by the skywalkers, so she’s really more of them rather than Palpetine. It’s like saying an adopted child isn’t really apart of the family that adopted them
@psandker4 жыл бұрын
Disney is outside your house desperately cutting wires.
@madcourier62174 жыл бұрын
The Hitman squads dressed as Micky Mouse are on their way...
@Hilversumborn4 жыл бұрын
They don't want Jeremy to trend again.
@BigMac03694 жыл бұрын
@@madcourier6217 He's about to be assassinated by Mickey, Minnie, Donald and Goofy
@groddofwar74644 жыл бұрын
@@BigMac0369 I would imagine Disney hired an outside hit squad consisting of Elmer Fudd and Daffy Dack..They want to get rid of this "wascially wabbit", but want to distance themselves from the hit..lol
@TheEmbessyNetwork4 жыл бұрын
Police: "The calls are coming from inside the house!" Mickey: "Hiya Pal..."
@user-dw3gt8ex4y Жыл бұрын
i come back to this video so regularly for the comical relief. Thanks for the entertaining reviews . Love you byee
@GONZOTHETRUCKER2 жыл бұрын
Disney was like… Help me Harrison Ford. You’re our only hope… 😂
@bighand1530 Жыл бұрын
Harrison Ford wanted his character to die off years ago.
@jstmarton4 жыл бұрын
Not using a condom was his undoing
@BRONZALiVE4 жыл бұрын
He must’ve been drunk on dark side energy
@landsknecht99414 жыл бұрын
@manifestation of Gudako's insanity in honor of vadey NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@smittywerbenjagermanjensen47374 жыл бұрын
JSTMarton 91 him giving life ended his Ironic
@Goonzzz4 жыл бұрын
JSTMarton 91 she could’ve been conceived through the force much like anikin was
@TheHaters1124 жыл бұрын
As a dark side user he should have known better. ...or this girl was an 11/10.
@ABigFingShark4 жыл бұрын
Creepy Palatine sex quotes: “Whose your Emperor?” “Let my force flow through you.” “That’s just the way I like it..goood gooooooooood.” “Let me show you my light saber.”
@wayner3964 жыл бұрын
Do it!!! Let your anger flow Help me anakin... I'm so weak
@jordan29274 жыл бұрын
I possess the knowledge of positions some consider to be... unnatural.
@wayner3964 жыл бұрын
@@jordan2927 haha, you win
@C_M__4 жыл бұрын
You forgot “Dew it”
@marcusanark25414 жыл бұрын
Execute Order 69!
@blackking461016 күн бұрын
The force is a mystery, with powerful unknown good or evil abilities and limitations, accepting this this leads to understanding and enjoying Star wars movies
@UnguessedGlory4 жыл бұрын
First off, love your Palpatine impressions. Also agree with your Revolutions comparison.
@marticatnip18664 жыл бұрын
I wished Ben's ghost was standing next to Luke and Leia at the end.
@TheJaredtheJaredlong4 жыл бұрын
I thought ALL the dead Jedi force ghosts were going to appear in the end. Like that Sith crowd, but of Jedi.
@danield.82334 жыл бұрын
Yub nub
@portiz62834 жыл бұрын
Same! I wish Ben, Anakin, Yoda, Luke, and Leia were all there! That would've been truly touching! Hell throw Kylo Ren/Ben Solo there and it could've worked even though I cringed hard with Ben and Rey! 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@watakashe60724 жыл бұрын
It's what he deserves
@portiz62834 жыл бұрын
@@watakashe6072 Fair Enough! Lmao after that Reylo Bulls### I was extremely angered! God it didn't help that Rey was completely into it too! 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
@serotonin25114 жыл бұрын
Rey is literally the equivalent of 9 year old me inserting myself into Dragon ball z as the ultimate legendary super saiyan 11
@TheSoundwave924 жыл бұрын
Too accurate 😂 Rey literally is what happens in GTA when you unlock all the hacks or turning on God Mode in Skyrim. It's basically a complete lopsided in her favor so where is the struggle.
@vh9network4 жыл бұрын
You guys are so right. I'm reminded of when I play Remedy's Control on PC, I enable the Cheat Engine for unlimited health and infinite ammo.
@mr.stuffdoer84834 жыл бұрын
Except not since she’s just very talented and has a strong connection to the force
@RealKoolKid14 жыл бұрын
Mr. Stuff Doer is palp being her grandfather not enough for these nerds?
@fatty10404 жыл бұрын
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 mary sue
@VinceCasciani4 жыл бұрын
The only clue that Rey being a Palpatine was planned comes from the music. Rey's Theme is a variation of Palpatine's.
@Furrylittleproblem123 жыл бұрын
Kylo and Rey kissing and Kylo dying immediately after prompted me to laugh out loud
@irenegallin62694 жыл бұрын
Palpatine: “I am all the sith” Rey: “And I am Iron Man”
@Widen2wo4 жыл бұрын
I actually groaned durring that
@Humblemumble74 жыл бұрын
*Cue Black Sabbath
@lazarous1234 жыл бұрын
I said that while watching it lol
@beneadie71474 жыл бұрын
Irene Gallin rey skywalker*
@ghostarmor874 жыл бұрын
Irene Gallin that’s Ma’am!!!! Iron Ma’ am
@connorthegreat71014 жыл бұрын
“Training to become a Jedi is not an easy challenge” Qui Gon Jinn. Lol apparently it’s not that hard
@idlewandering44074 жыл бұрын
Training yourself to fight your natural feelings...not that easy - the other stuff maybe not so tough - i.e., Anakin struggled in which department? Force skills, sword fighting, flying? nah....but have him calm the hells down, be detatched and Jedi stoic???...TOUGH and he does not complete his Jedi brainwash training.... just sayin
@TheHvince84 жыл бұрын
Well its palpatines blood line, so y wouldn't she be so powerful! Sounds believable to me!
@sunsoar18224 жыл бұрын
@@idlewandering4407 Anakin trainned from the age of like 11 in episode 1 to become the jedi we see in episode 2, and still hadn't mastered the force or the lightsabre
@nicholaskinkaid4 жыл бұрын
@@idlewandering4407 da fk you talking about? "Anakin struggled in which department? Force skills, sword fighting, flying? nah" Yea, no, he got his arm cut off by Count Dooku and his whole body incinerated AFTER 3 limbs cut off from Obi-Wan. But I guess that's nothing in your opinion right?
@SauceCurryTV4 жыл бұрын
@@TheHvince8 if thats the case why wasn't keylo just as strong as rey? He is from vaders bloodline and vader didn't reach his full potential because of his suit, and even with his torture suit he was still strong. Palpatine wanted to give vader a new suit to reach his full potential but vader refused. Theres no reason rey should be that strong.
@eln53434 жыл бұрын
How to write a trilogy a la Disney "I'll try spinning. That's a good trick."
@jordonlewis4 жыл бұрын
Waited 5 years and three movies for Finn and Rey to get together. Then she kisses kylo *breaks phone
@soruyo2104 жыл бұрын
So Palpatine creates a MASSIVE lighting strike to a large fleet but can’t do the same with Rey?
@GODS4LIVES4 жыл бұрын
jhovany o'brien Rey takes back some of her life force that’s why he stops when she gets up
@cheeseburgersuperior18744 жыл бұрын
Palpatine's force drain apparently changed his clothes too.
@jcool833304 жыл бұрын
Yeap i mean comon he was all the sith and she was ironman i mean all the jedi so eyes rolled so op......
@dren58104 жыл бұрын
@@GODS4LIVES that was bullshit and you know it lol