Starfield Explained By A Moron

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The Cyan Man

The Cyan Man

8 ай бұрын

It just works.
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Sources:
Space and black hole backgrounds from "TIMELAPSE OF THE FUTURE: A Journey to The End of Time" - • TIMELAPSE OF THE FUTUR...
Wheat scene from Gladiator (2000)
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Music:
Opening music - • Oppenheimer/Can You He...
"Prelude" from Final Fantasy VII (1997)
"Attack ON Titan" from Attack on Titan OST composed by Hiroyuki Sawano
Romantic Saxophone Music - • Romantic Saxophone Mus...
"Pure Imagination" from Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory composed by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley
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The game is Starfield developed by Bethesda Game Studios and released September 6, 2023.
#starfield #gaming

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@Fulgrim2
@Fulgrim2 8 ай бұрын
Wouldn’t mind seeing a part two of this.
@midnight5895
@midnight5895 8 ай бұрын
Same here ❤
@tomasluna9460
@tomasluna9460 8 ай бұрын
Ditto!
@TheScepticalThinker
@TheScepticalThinker 8 ай бұрын
fr tho xd
@RealTalk720
@RealTalk720 8 ай бұрын
Same
@roshiibae
@roshiibae 8 ай бұрын
Please
@BastrdGod
@BastrdGod 8 ай бұрын
Of the 60+ Starfield videos I've watched so far, this is my favorite. Granted, like 40 of them were outpost and ship build related, but still, this is the most entertaining yet.
@v0533
@v0533 8 ай бұрын
As I was exploring I accidently landed on the planet and location of Andreja without seeing Vladimir first. What a coincidence that was. She proceeded to yell at me for not getting Barret first when I had no clue what was going on. It just works
@FoxyCAMTV
@FoxyCAMTV 8 ай бұрын
🤣🤣😀😆
@MaticTheProto
@MaticTheProto 7 ай бұрын
Playtesting is overrated
@JodieEdits
@JodieEdits 7 ай бұрын
She will yell at you for not getting barret first even if you did
@JohnPeacekeeper
@JohnPeacekeeper 8 ай бұрын
"Roleplay as Arnold from the Magic Schoolbus" I see I wasn't the only child traumatized by that
@hubhikarilives
@hubhikarilives 8 ай бұрын
My mom thought that acid trip of a show was educational..
@JohnPeacekeeper
@JohnPeacekeeper 8 ай бұрын
@@hubhikarilives I mean, it was. I learned from it. But the games and the books were better at actually educating
@elliepowder
@elliepowder 8 ай бұрын
The thought of you practising "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia" is fantastic, you really know how to set your priorities :D Also, Pauligan made me miss Paul the Horse, he would have destroyed those space pirates
@GriffinatorOriginal
@GriffinatorOriginal 8 ай бұрын
In Wayne’s voice: To be fair… depending on how many times you play new game plus and upgrade your powers, you ARE space Jesus.
@FlameReaper
@FlameReaper 8 ай бұрын
I like that all conclusions of the “ketamine” is that it has to be a drug
@angelitoofficial7943
@angelitoofficial7943 8 ай бұрын
Your commentary is absolutely phenomenal. Rarely do I subscribe, you make excellent content, sir. I hope you gain many more subscribers and grow. You definitely deserve it.
@ren4issance-754
@ren4issance-754 8 ай бұрын
Damn, you’ve got some Ryan Reynolds level charisma.
@Shermoose
@Shermoose 8 ай бұрын
It’s been such a long time before I had a video over 10 minutes keep me fully engaged with it. Thank you!
@Mr.SocialDistance65
@Mr.SocialDistance65 8 ай бұрын
Best Starfield video ever!!! The humor and satire was next level genius. I could not stop laughing. Bravo 👏 I subscribed.
@JayShootHer
@JayShootHer 8 ай бұрын
I have never seen Coe doing push-ups!
@mathiaschristensen1194
@mathiaschristensen1194 8 ай бұрын
Fr though.. Who milked the first cow and what WAS their deal.
@kahc3216
@kahc3216 8 ай бұрын
They were hella wild
@OpoOnTheGo
@OpoOnTheGo 8 ай бұрын
There's an old fable about lactose tolerance being a recessive gene. TLDR: a lot of people pooped themselves to death and the first person to tolerate lactose was killed bc everyone though he killed all the people who experienced death by poopoo. Idc if it's true or not, makes me laugh
@Guendison
@Guendison 8 ай бұрын
ahhh, Adoring Fan. Whatever game you end up being in your voice always takes me back to Oblivion.
@fulee9999
@fulee9999 8 ай бұрын
this was the best starfield summary video I've seen, the humor was on point, well done
@kyleburke7285
@kyleburke7285 8 ай бұрын
Enjoyed the inside jokes and loved the long word phobia explanation. I am now a subscriber
@LoganSearles
@LoganSearles 8 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie random fucking kid on my ship is kinda a deal breaker.
@madskater5
@madskater5 8 ай бұрын
If you’re serious, she doesn’t have to be there. She is pushup man’s kid. If you decide to not have him on your ship, she leaves too.
@LoganSearles
@LoganSearles 8 ай бұрын
@@madskater5 Goooooooooood.
@kenz2756
@kenz2756 8 ай бұрын
​@@LoganSearlesok so you didn't even play considering your reaction...
@jamiemunn9200
@jamiemunn9200 8 ай бұрын
​@@kenz2756read his original comment.... it says nothing about playing the game. Typical Bethesda gamer right here!!
@kenz2756
@kenz2756 8 ай бұрын
@@jamiemunn9200 Yup. Have 1700 mods in Skyrim and 800 mods in FO4. I pirate most shit too. You had a poor deduction moment. his OG comment is him being pretentious since the video is all he got about the game. That's why I commented in the first place my guy.
@spacejihadist4246
@spacejihadist4246 7 ай бұрын
I thought this was an interactive movie about Garfield in Star Wars.
@Oedwak
@Oedwak 8 ай бұрын
So laugh-out-loud good. You got me with "she doesn't obey the laws of gravity at all!". I'm officially a fan. Subscribed!
@Axyl2k
@Axyl2k 8 ай бұрын
Honestly one of the funniest things i've watched in ages. Instant sub. Well played, sir
@American-Jello
@American-Jello 7 ай бұрын
Ok, this was storyline was strangely captivating, and now I'm really hopeful there is more to come. Definitely more interesting than the original game's storyline, although I, too am enjoying playing Starfield. Subscription earned! Well done!
@noisepuppet
@noisepuppet 8 ай бұрын
I watch a lot of recordings of people playing games. This by far is one of them. Haha. But seriously, I would waste a whole work day watching these on the sly so I hope you make more in this format.
@robertb7293
@robertb7293 8 ай бұрын
Thanks Faraday Budget Tours. Ships confirmed dateable. Now we just need the space advanced family planning mod and my horrid plan to raise a family of little rockets and star drives will be complete.
@ahlija
@ahlija 7 ай бұрын
You’re very good and got yourself a new sub! Keep em coming sir.
@martinmnagell2894
@martinmnagell2894 6 ай бұрын
5:21 the fear of palindromes is called "aibohphobia"
@BlackStar250874
@BlackStar250874 7 ай бұрын
This is good, AND entertaining. Also waiting for part two. =D Personally I play Starfield with a slow pace of a space geek. With screenshots with photomode every five minutes!
@ultimate_pleb
@ultimate_pleb 8 ай бұрын
Wait it's all no man's skyrim? Always has been * shoots gun *
@pilgrimgirl3182
@pilgrimgirl3182 7 ай бұрын
This hit the spot. Thank you for making this video.☺️✌️
@jasong.451
@jasong.451 3 ай бұрын
Man, this is some of the best Starfield story telling I've had the pleasure to enjoy.
@mocha9072
@mocha9072 8 ай бұрын
I joined the crimson fleet before going to rescue Barrett so all I had to do was walk in and tell them to let him go.
@Ncrveteran4035
@Ncrveteran4035 8 ай бұрын
Starfield isn’t a masterpiece of a story but it’s a fun fucking game
@Johnkik212
@Johnkik212 8 ай бұрын
Would love to see a part 2
@billwithers4762
@billwithers4762 8 ай бұрын
This is the most I've enjoyed starfield, great vid!
@michaelschauf3542
@michaelschauf3542 8 ай бұрын
Was waiting on this, did not disappoint. Also I’ve been loving starfield also. I haven’t Even started any of the actual main story just went far enough to get the frontier and totally said screw scrips and missions and ever since I’ve been genociding my way through the galaxy 😂
@skitz042o2
@skitz042o2 8 ай бұрын
You should do about 5-6 missions for constellation. It’ll be worth it.
@tom2gunzbombadil689
@tom2gunzbombadil689 8 ай бұрын
Yeah, good game . flawed but fun
@rerver8842
@rerver8842 8 ай бұрын
I never knew I needed to see the adventurers of a man(?) named Pauligan Picklesworth until today. Please more.
@madskater5
@madskater5 8 ай бұрын
MORE PLEASE! that was amazing!
@MaxPSVR
@MaxPSVR 7 ай бұрын
Ahh so that’s why I have the overwhelming urge to equip Barrett with the legendary mini gun you get from the Vangard terramorph arc
@amazingadams6723
@amazingadams6723 8 ай бұрын
Well done! Is there a part 2?
@TheScepticalThinker
@TheScepticalThinker 8 ай бұрын
I did not expect this video to be so freaking damn funny, LMFAO 🤣
@MsLegendd
@MsLegendd 8 ай бұрын
Dude I really don’t know how I find your video I was playing STARFIELD u just pap on my KZfaq after a minute playing and listening your video I turn off my Xbox made a cafe and listen to this video I hade more fun the actually playin a game please make more video if u can consider make a god of war great video amazing u tell better story and more interesting then any game out there loving it !!!!
@briancarter9404
@briancarter9404 8 ай бұрын
This was hilarious. Thank you. Also love Starfield so far!
@RangerOfTheOrder
@RangerOfTheOrder 7 ай бұрын
That Arnold joke brought back a core memory for me
@ramessesgomez9414
@ramessesgomez9414 7 ай бұрын
Lmao the water melon part got my crying I literally was in tears my AB’s hurt now
@anonymousli4204
@anonymousli4204 8 ай бұрын
4:00 It feels more like day after tomorrow. Or tomorrow something... That thing with tom cruise...
@LostWallet
@LostWallet 8 ай бұрын
Bethesda bravely answer the age old question “are we alone out there?” with….”yes, ita just human out there, no other intelligent life anywhere in the galaxy. just human”
@evanchristian1751
@evanchristian1751 7 ай бұрын
I’m thoroughly enjoying Starfield even with all its bugs, and I absolutely love this video! Not sure if I’ll be able to take the game seriously anymore though. 😅
@SokaPup
@SokaPup 8 ай бұрын
the way i always answer the question "is starfield a good game" the answer depends on asking and answering another question .. which is "do you like bethesda games" if the answer is no or iv never played one... then you are most likely not going to like the game, if the answer is yes then you will enjoy the game because you understand the type and style of it, now onto bugs... i have played 200hours+ of game so far .. and iv only come across a couple ... which are .. crashing (onetime being real bad crash), the npcs when die flying into ceiling and hanging themselves, and iv had the robot companion deside to surf my spaceship... but beside that iv had nothing like some videos depict .... which comes down to... everyones different.. everyones computer is different and the fact is your situation will be different for better or worse when comes to bugs than someone else
@briananderson4032
@briananderson4032 8 ай бұрын
Absolutely awesome. I laughed my ass of. Would love to see a follow up like part 2.
@dh8203
@dh8203 8 ай бұрын
Yeah, they haven't fixed the Bethesda classic of NPCs glitching into stuff. My first landing in New Atlantis was graced by the first bug I saw in the game, a random guy stuck in the middle of the fountain. Conveniently the game has a photo mode which automatically adds the photos to loading screens, so I've been able to relive the moment many times. Now loading is a comedy slideshow of people sinking into the floor, their head stuck through a table, or leaning on air. And I'm having lots of fun playing the game too.
@Fartowski
@Fartowski 7 ай бұрын
Like, subbed and almost cried laughing. Good stuff.
@RacinJsn
@RacinJsn 8 ай бұрын
Vasco is officially banished to the Lodge for constantly glitching thru the fooor in the ship blocking access to the bridge.
@NephilimGodMusic
@NephilimGodMusic 8 ай бұрын
That happens all the time lol
@juicedgoose
@juicedgoose 8 ай бұрын
I usually find him hiding in the space behind my industrial workbench. He's like my ships cat
@sergiogonzalesYT
@sergiogonzalesYT 7 ай бұрын
Brilliant review! Subscribed.
@X862go
@X862go 7 ай бұрын
Currently watching this from the edgerunners in the Euclid universe ✨️. Nice documentary 👌 your earth humans are kinda crazy 👩‍🚀.
@RolIinStoner420
@RolIinStoner420 8 ай бұрын
Sarah didnt like how I dealt with the Terrormorphs.... so I sent her back to the lodge... Sam wanted to bring he daughter on my ship... I wont even do one mission in that quest I miss that cloud district guy..
@mr.voidout4739
@mr.voidout4739 7 ай бұрын
I wanted my first playthrough to be completely organic; no mods or anything. But... I cracked. I had to grab cheat-enabler off Nexus and use console commands for just two reasons: Removing Cora, and Lv4 martial arts.
@CW_274
@CW_274 8 ай бұрын
Loved the aot music when the weed ran at you with the knife lol
@xdevantx5870
@xdevantx5870 6 ай бұрын
I think it's amazing that the Adoring Fan is unironically the best companion in the game.
@dococ3272
@dococ3272 8 ай бұрын
My ONE bug so far was hilarious. A guy exploded into the ceiling and I spent the next thirty minutes trying to pull him down, 10/10 experience. I’m actually disappointed how seamless my experience has been. In Skyrim, character 2, a bee ended the intro in catastrophe and carnage. And it was just up from there (more and more bugs) This is a great Bethesda RPG in space, and everything that phrase means 😊
@Defathomize
@Defathomize 7 ай бұрын
This video is so spot on. There is an unhinged amount of violence in this game.
@FjreHazard
@FjreHazard 8 ай бұрын
I wonder if the Spacers that you encounter are supposed to represent Spacer's Choice. An indirect attack on Obsidian.
@JustaGuy_Gaming
@JustaGuy_Gaming 7 ай бұрын
Any crazy drug filled plot you can come up with is better than what Bethesda came up with 8 years of development and millions of dollars.
@thestoryteller1807
@thestoryteller1807 8 ай бұрын
just noticed the fact that his channel icon has an eye twitch. now i'm laughing uncontrollably.
@spinnact
@spinnact 8 ай бұрын
Well that was a wild ride
@acejenkina8472
@acejenkina8472 8 ай бұрын
This is actually funny especially the hugh Jackman from the prestige reference lol😂😂😂 dude you actually have a talent for this type of shit.. make more skits and go big!!!!!
@KerboOnYT
@KerboOnYT 8 ай бұрын
Outstanding storytelling
@wastelander1015
@wastelander1015 7 ай бұрын
Funny thing is that his parents can be found at the Astral Lounge in Neon, dancing and sniffing Aurora 😅😅
@hubhikarilives
@hubhikarilives 8 ай бұрын
My parents being behind the scenes at my job without notice is a new level of fear
@DiamondBeast53
@DiamondBeast53 7 ай бұрын
That bit on the powers was exactly how i felt when i learned there where powers atfer 10 hours of running around just beening a menace i was like why am i using guns and my knife when i could become a master jedi and absolutely destroy these NPCs so yea
@davidstrausser5200
@davidstrausser5200 8 ай бұрын
This was pretty dope
@loki2894
@loki2894 7 ай бұрын
Third time watching this. We need a continuation!
@JamesBond-zd5jx
@JamesBond-zd5jx 7 ай бұрын
Who decided a raw onion was not poisonous to eat? Cut it and smell it and decide “oh yeah, this must be tasty. Smells like your cousin Ernie.”
@jerseylife8701
@jerseylife8701 8 ай бұрын
Rare solid ketamine 😂 Dude you got my subscription for that and every other ketamine reference 😂🎉
@eramires
@eramires 8 ай бұрын
I love your take on things, its so gud 😆
@RueTalamo
@RueTalamo 8 ай бұрын
Starfield has inspired some awesome content. Cant wait to see more!
@salamathesusatbiyernesulit2161
@salamathesusatbiyernesulit2161 8 ай бұрын
Something about shooting essential NPCs puts a smile on my face.
@enoughofyourkoicarp
@enoughofyourkoicarp 7 ай бұрын
Todd Howard: "It just works." Everyone: "Yeah, it only just works."
@awall8512
@awall8512 8 ай бұрын
10/10 Excellent! Return of the Pauligan would be very welcomed.
@chugmander
@chugmander 8 ай бұрын
“If the universe is so big… why won’t it fight me? 👊
@vaulthunterfromterra4053
@vaulthunterfromterra4053 7 ай бұрын
I can still see the floor as the main bulkhead closes, securing all those watermelons. The floor should not, under any circumstances, be visible. THIS. IS. UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!
@TempoLOOKING
@TempoLOOKING 3 ай бұрын
12:42 oh God they stole a Stargate. Get em boys.
@Fokkas
@Fokkas 7 ай бұрын
You are pure gold, dude. This was perfectly hilarious.
@lkslokinhow
@lkslokinhow 7 ай бұрын
The UC quest is actually pretty good. Even better than the main one I think.
@karllaunchbaugh5437
@karllaunchbaugh5437 7 ай бұрын
This was a glorious saga, I need more
@kahc3216
@kahc3216 8 ай бұрын
Yay a new video!
@kendo2377
@kendo2377 8 ай бұрын
It's a Bethesda game, with bonus time-eating mechanics, current year social engineering and real life politics. I feel immersed.
@chadharger9323
@chadharger9323 7 ай бұрын
You forgot total strangers known as 'followers' opening up to us within hours after meeting for the first time. . .and us not caring. . .as we look for the game's version of Fallot 4's lone wanderer perk.
@michaelhoffmann2891
@michaelhoffmann2891 8 ай бұрын
Good gods, the dead eyes. The dead eyes! I'd now normally wait for the modders to improve on that - but will the game be successful enough to warrant them to step up?
@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz
@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz 8 ай бұрын
I'm legitimately struggling to figure out what this game is- Space-Dragonborn No Man's someone's elite-dangerous right up spacer's choice with a night city arms deal. Seems like an extremely adpt way to describe what I'm seeing people play - but it sounds like I'm just ripping on it when I put it that way.
@Gamer5_1.0
@Gamer5_1.0 6 ай бұрын
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude can we talk about how he learned how to say the fear of long words?
@luciusbright
@luciusbright 8 ай бұрын
Well done! Thanks!
@sparkcommunications2499
@sparkcommunications2499 7 ай бұрын
This was the video we were all waiting for
@ruperterskin2117
@ruperterskin2117 8 ай бұрын
Cool. Thanks for sharing.
@shift3yep679
@shift3yep679 8 ай бұрын
This. Was. Beautiful.
@madmatt6240
@madmatt6240 8 ай бұрын
This video was so much more entertaining then the actual game. Good work
@vast634
@vast634 7 ай бұрын
Ok, that subscribe button announcement made me actually subscribe. Does it really orbit?
@cthonmon_4781
@cthonmon_4781 2 ай бұрын
Pauligan Picklesworth. I can't stop saying that. Pauligan Picklesworth.
@572patrickvanhorn
@572patrickvanhorn 8 ай бұрын
its exactly what i expected an unpolished game that requires the modding community to fix the bugs and make it run and look like it should of when released typical bethesda
@frank234561
@frank234561 8 ай бұрын
I left Heller on that planet. Same with Lin. They aren't worth spending any time with.
@allbriardup6451
@allbriardup6451 7 ай бұрын
The game should be called “Rainbow Loading Simulator.”
@robotninja1037
@robotninja1037 8 ай бұрын
The only way to rp this game
@sparkcommunications2499
@sparkcommunications2499 7 ай бұрын
"Space Russian" and "Barret proceeding to tell you about his dead husband" 😆😂🤣
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