Stealing a Lawn Mower for Xanax

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2 ай бұрын

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In todays video, I talk about the time I took a lawn mower and pawned it for xans. I really suggest you do not do this. I hope you enjoy!
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@TheGBLN 2 ай бұрын

Thank you all for watching!!! I hope you enjoy

@oss.lincoln1223 2 ай бұрын

Appreciate this video gobby

@itsyamanzantw0n221 2 ай бұрын

good shit goobaly-loobaly

@passitfoo6869 2 ай бұрын

Pawn shop best option offer up will low ball 😭

@Earthlingcrybaby-g9j 2 ай бұрын

lemme call u goblin. i got juicy stories

@user-xw4qr8do3s 2 ай бұрын

Yo jus googled it and Facebook marketplace came out in like October 2016

@bothermenone 2 ай бұрын

SMOKING FENTANYL AT TACO BELL!

@SugarHillGoGetBack 2 ай бұрын

fuck thats a good caption

@LilKGames 2 ай бұрын

DUDE I CHOKED ON MY BLUNT SMOKE 😭

@hesdead000 2 ай бұрын

das rightttttttttttttt

@CHENEYMANIA 2 ай бұрын

Lets gooo!

@stevenfabian297 2 ай бұрын

JUST GOT OFF MY SHIFT AT TACO BELL!

@afterhourscinema782 2 ай бұрын

The *"statute of limitations"* bangers, are the BEST bangers 🤣

@rohanschmitz5550 2 ай бұрын

On god. Can’t wait for the “me and Ashton robbed a bank” story in a few years

@Ianart26 2 ай бұрын

Ong was about to make this comment

@TheOfficialVexMeow 2 ай бұрын

@@rohanschmitz5550 that story would be coming sooner than a few years, IF it did happen.

@bige3244 2 ай бұрын

No capppp I was bout to type this comment I swear 🤣

@user-rg1xq4qm9t 2 ай бұрын

@@TheOfficialVexMeow buddy it was obviously a complete joke

@fightingecho262 2 ай бұрын

Goblin thank you. My life has been awful recently. My fiance committed suicide a few weeks ago. My childhood best friend got killed during a fight gone wrong. I was about to go relapse on oxy (3 years clean) saw the upload and grabbed the bong instead. and the "What's goin on lady's and gentlemen boys and girls" just brought a smile to my face for the first time in weeks. All love. Thank you goblin

@thezeroextent8758 2 ай бұрын

Hope your good man

@snakerton5451 2 ай бұрын

stay strong dawg

@ssk5530 2 ай бұрын

Im so sad hearing that man, i dont know you but i wish you peace and happiness i dont know if i ever will live through that and i wish not, youre a strong chad brother keep your head up lifes cant be only bad times

@kevindoesgaming77 2 ай бұрын

Damn bro im so sorry goby and the bros got you let's pack that bowl together not as bad but my girlfriend of 2 years left me so I ain't been that happy either

@nogl.png_ 2 ай бұрын

God bless you and this is coming from an atheist. I hope you're doing alright

@SanchitC 2 ай бұрын

First thing I’m doing with my Neuralink is watching Goblin videos in my brain

@vancepringle2284 2 ай бұрын

BANGER VIDEY BANGER TIMEY

@joeparker3606 2 ай бұрын

Sounds lik a bangin time

@Natharsus 2 ай бұрын

@@vancepringle2284Get a job bro

@phelan8385 2 ай бұрын

if the neuralink can't upload xans directly into my brain what is we doing

@Gelato41_ 2 ай бұрын

@@phelan8385Eat magnesium oxide

@cIeetz 2 ай бұрын

"I was actually planning on being a really good person" lmfao

@AlexJackson-ur5rv 2 ай бұрын

Ceeme be givin out free 3.5gs damn and go to all states.

@superkenshi6620 2 ай бұрын

goblin is fucking violating that horse dawg

@ya_boielijah6983 2 ай бұрын

???

@ghgg2407 2 ай бұрын

PLUG DRY? Ceeme has it comin to your door all states damn

@mr_gourmet 2 ай бұрын

Im so excited for these new stories, not just cause they're new, but because i know they'll be the craziest ones. Since the statute of limitations is a thing, he'll probably be uploading all his best stories over the next few months/years

@declanoconnor3445 2 ай бұрын

Every story is a new story😭but i get u

@alexrekzu4079 2 ай бұрын

everything is an "allegation" rrright? ☁🍯

@bige3244 2 ай бұрын

Facts bro

@Ahmed202. 2 ай бұрын

@@declanoconnor3445not really if u count reuploads

@chlobido 2 ай бұрын

or like, once you watch them they're not new to you anymore lmao 😭

@waidleystories2749 2 ай бұрын

Shoulda turned it into a lawn mowing business for a bigger profit

@christiandunbar532 2 ай бұрын

Hypes just want that quick fix

@user-lh8un7ci7j 2 ай бұрын

Infinite free xan glitch

@alzazaxan 2 ай бұрын

I got 4mg ativans for musle spasms

@Dontethebestpnw 2 ай бұрын

That’s what I just said to my partner like could’ve made more than 300 a day lol everyday

@kevindoesgaming77 2 ай бұрын

Honestly not a bad idea a great idea one might even say sometimes you gotta use selfish means to get an up then from there you go clean and make honest living

@rexobrien509 2 ай бұрын

In the middle of studying for finals to graduate college……after watching you and growing up with you for 5+ years I appreciate every story you put out there and just sharing stuff we all can relate to.

@dss-ri5zy 2 ай бұрын

PERFECTING TIMINGGG

@sebastianlucke9910 2 ай бұрын

It's insane

@onpete.9285 2 ай бұрын

certified statue of limitation classic

@Kurucifjonc 2 ай бұрын

WE DEMAND THE 2024 DRUG TIER LIST, GOBLIN! 😂

@norrisbonson3795 2 ай бұрын

Yeah no facts

@arkfinz4947 2 ай бұрын

@@norrisbonson3795no facts?

@pressure-716-2 16 күн бұрын

@@arkfinz4947none at all gang no facts str8 cap

@geekedupstoner 2 ай бұрын

So fried and just saw this come out gob always got the most impeckable timing swear down, much love to everyone

@littlereddbb 2 ай бұрын

AMAZING TIMING AS ALWAYSSS !! hittin some rosin outta the puffco rn ❤

@boeigaham1156 2 ай бұрын

gobin never fails to spread our cheeks with joy

@chrisblanco2707 2 ай бұрын

PAUSE NO DIDDY😂

@gqc_gqc 2 ай бұрын

full diddy

@AJ.fr. 2 ай бұрын

We all needed it thank you goblin 🎉🙏

@professionalpacktaxer 2 ай бұрын

Geeking at work at 6:23 AM, realized i got too geeked last night and missed the Gobby vid. Much love

@jamesscott2611 2 ай бұрын

Couldn't sleep got up to watch something and 2 minutes ago goblin uploaded damn the timing really is on point

@cheeman5995 2 ай бұрын

This may be the greatest title for a goblin video to date.

@spyro6990 2 ай бұрын

Idk did u forget when goblin sold a dog for weed money 🤣

@cheeman5995 2 ай бұрын

@@spyro6990 Tru. But I think the fact that it was for xans tops that story 😂 anything done for xans is fucking devious

@spyro6990 2 ай бұрын

@@cheeman5995 lmao true

@JoeSmith-tk6wv 2 ай бұрын

Popping molly and stealing an xbox will always be the best

@ksheisty 2 ай бұрын

“Selling acid to a young gentleman”

@jisty1334 2 ай бұрын

Thank god for a upload W goblin always coming in clutch

@ExtendedRelease 2 ай бұрын

Thank you Gobby, as always. your videos saved me trough rough time couple years ago

@myweirdworld5307 2 ай бұрын

Absolutely immaculate timing. Truly Spectacular.

@emadeit704 2 ай бұрын

Tweaker goblin didn’t realize he could take the mower and make bank mowing small lawns to fuel his addictions long term

@dom20002 2 ай бұрын

I truly needed this right now thx goblin

@maxquirke4576 2 ай бұрын

Certified hoot and holler, true banger of a video

@bark2650 2 ай бұрын

The banger I needed before bed thank you gobby!

@spyro6990 2 ай бұрын

Ayo was just finna go to bed but goblin came in to tuck me in with a banger story let's goo LMFAOOO 🤣

@masonthomas2881 2 ай бұрын

Always a good day when goblin drops late night

@JXRDXNTYB 2 ай бұрын

perfect timing gob as always, just loaded up the bong

@aittttttttttttt 2 ай бұрын

maybe u smoke everyday😂

@turboshazed7370 2 ай бұрын

@@aitttttttttttttok?

@teejsanders89 2 ай бұрын

i actually love you so much, great timing, gonna be a great video, and red dead? thank you so much man

@the.realharrypothead 2 ай бұрын

i love you goblin you’re the best when you reupping on only gas it’s so fireeee

@eliasferro1065 2 ай бұрын

been too long goblin. glad to see you back at it

@ihavecompression43 2 ай бұрын

Thank you for blessing with another banger gobby

@austin.aesthetics 2 ай бұрын

BANGER VIDEO PER USUAL GOBLIN 😂😂😂😂 ive bens watching you for over 5 years now and you never disappoint!😂😂😂much love buddy.

@BladesPrincess 2 ай бұрын

Bro is such a meat gobbler

@iHeartChurro 2 ай бұрын

new goblin dropped the same hour i got out of jail🙏 Perfect timing as always

@masterBong1 2 ай бұрын

another classic-style Gobby storytime!

@notgodzilla_nuts8984 2 ай бұрын

gobby ive watched every vid you’ve uploaded and every pine park ep with you in it, and the gobcast, I Need MORE!!!!

@tigerman9877 2 ай бұрын

W Goblin, always love your narration

@444norm9 2 ай бұрын

love bein a gobby og, and still being able to watch the og storytimes and pine park too

@keyleeisstrange343 2 ай бұрын

Immaculate timing as always I just got fired on the same day I got my first ever warning after working there 2 yrs lmao 🍻

@michaelcaimi8422 2 ай бұрын

Gob I graduated "yesterday" I'm watching this standing up so I don't pass out right now. What an upload.

@shadowassassin0614 2 ай бұрын

wsg goblin been watching for a long ass time love the vids keep being an inspiration to others

@iamkylo 2 ай бұрын

i get fried and watch you all the time bro like coming into the video with a crazy title like that your stories are always so funny 😂

@the_real_dag 2 ай бұрын

prestine upload time as always, keep it up gobby

@Stuck.in.the._Abyss 2 ай бұрын

happy to see a new vid. please more vids we love these. you should do story times of places you be going and like las vegas trips it would be sick. shiii erick should jump in if y’all have a crazy story together

@oddliest3440 2 ай бұрын

gobby clutches up for the sesh yet again

@emadeit704 2 ай бұрын

I know this actually happened because of goblin not knowing what kind of mower it was but explaining how the handle went over the back seats and made it uncomfortable to sit lmao. I have a push mower and he described riding with it to a T

@tearscrash 2 ай бұрын

these is sum calm activitys ngl also thanks goblin 4 uploading i heart slime

@awesomeGking 2 ай бұрын

Favorite Goblin video in a while thank you

@B1GPAPA57 2 ай бұрын

Just got done watching your “best materials to vend” tier list video and instantly had to sub. Keep doing u funny man

@ris2geeked 2 ай бұрын

goblins titles are the funniest shit ever lmaoo🤣🤣

@cheter_pumpkin_eater6968 2 ай бұрын

Goblin here with the legendary perfect time. I was just complaining you haven't posted anything

@ItzJustVi 2 ай бұрын

Simple man, goblin posts I click

@explosionguy23 2 ай бұрын

high out of my fucking mind and ready for a bedtime story thank you Goblin!

@GalaxyNewsRadio_ 2 ай бұрын

Eating fake tabs at the 3 highest peak of mountain Kilimanjaro rn, perfect time as always Boris

@jacobwilliams676 2 ай бұрын

Needed this rn thanks gob

@Osamab1nballen 2 ай бұрын

This gonna be a banger as always

@eaglesfan1522 2 ай бұрын

Good timing i love falling asleep to ur videos

@youraverageidiot8289 2 ай бұрын

This is exactly what I needed right now. God bless Goblin

@robertogilaard3805 2 ай бұрын

Just got home time to listen to the new vid while i hit the before bed sesh shoutout u❤️❤️

@jBugYT 2 ай бұрын

Working at canes and bro uploaded as soon as I went on break, gobby timing is immaculate

@html1143 2 ай бұрын

Just got done with my first day as a front end developer intern. Glad I can count on goblin for fire videos so I can smoke and chill when i'm off the clock.

@myweirdworld5307 2 ай бұрын

Best video title right here guys 😭😭

@kuban4560 2 ай бұрын

your title choices are always on point

@gabrielrcortina 2 ай бұрын

This guy has lived so many lifetimes! If he was going hard for 6 years... that's over 2,000 days. Just take 200 of those days of doing stuff and he's got content every Friday for almost the next 4 years. That's insane!

@FREEZETODEATH 2 ай бұрын

Better be back at it lmao Loved the story twin

@Biggestmac27 2 ай бұрын

Gobby if that mower was un supervised and you had a mowing service it was probably a mower left out for scrap people to pick up 😂

@LiamThomson-my3lj 2 ай бұрын

late night goblin upload while i’m tripping, what a treat

@destinedlegacy3388 2 ай бұрын

There’s no better feeling than getting a story time notification ‼️ shout out to the statue of limitations

@officialdgsavage4574 2 ай бұрын

impeccable timing

@masongreen7648 2 ай бұрын

Perfect timing like usual

@ChunkyCoin 2 ай бұрын

"Cuz im a hustla baaaybeh" swear to god goblin 😂

@user-ix7zl1pb5g 2 ай бұрын

Buddy u coulda asked to mow poeples lawns 🤣🤣🤣🤣love ya gob

@JSCUBS 2 ай бұрын

Goblin with impeccable timing

@sendifieldklend1650 2 ай бұрын

Crazyy bro

@thisguyhiguy8339 2 ай бұрын

You forgot to like the video :(

@JSCUBS 2 ай бұрын

@@thisguyhiguy8339neverrr

@AJ.fr. 2 ай бұрын

This is a beautiful time for a goblin vid

@hxtitus7766 2 ай бұрын

“She steals her grandmas pills”💀

@gemstonetearz Ай бұрын

Me too 2020 poppin gmas xans

@pressure-716-2 16 күн бұрын

@@gemstonetearzso all goblin viewers have tried this 💀

@bojackson3767 2 ай бұрын

Oh fuck yeah gobby impeccable timing as alway Light one up fellas

@ogdoom5238 2 ай бұрын

Classic title and im here for it, Perfect backround noise for taking tests

@AndrewJam-vv9xw 21 күн бұрын

“Looking back at it… she might’ve deserved $30” lmfao man.

@luckytjb8900 2 ай бұрын

WOOOO A NEW HOOT AND A HOLLER

@cordelljohnson4835 Ай бұрын

Bro idk why these vids are nostalgic for me thank u goblin

@burnin_vibez243 2 ай бұрын

Bruh these goblin vids keep getting more and more unhinged😂

@i_eatfoodtoo2449 2 ай бұрын

Love how goblin never strayed from his original content weve always enjoyed

@Aidan_H4 2 ай бұрын

Lmao ridiculous title you'd only see from goblin

@729Crew 2 ай бұрын

No one could have better timing than the one and only goblin

@rivermccarthy2130 2 ай бұрын

I’m so baked I forgot it was a game and thought at 1:05 goblin was going in for one of the roaches😂😂😂

@Coachingtons 2 ай бұрын

I’m boutta fall asleep to this thanks gobby ❤

@JubbyBoi 2 ай бұрын

That boi Arthur got the steel thumb lol love ya goblinnn

@witrr098 2 ай бұрын

goblin bar stories are always bangers

@ugly_.steez_5720 2 ай бұрын

As some who works for a mom and pop lawn care company. This is the worst thing you’ve done.😂 love ya gob

@DanTheYeetMan 2 ай бұрын

Goblin title of the year 😂

@tatersalad2067 Ай бұрын

When the wife goes out of town, it’s a tradition to get my iPad, throw it on the other side of the bed and turn on Goblin and listen to him tell me a bedtime story while I fade away to the other dimension.