Stephen Colbert's Cyborgasm: Robot Pooch Companions And China's Giant Space Snake

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2 жыл бұрын

In this edition of "Cyborgasm," Stephen examines a robot that feeds treats to your dog, and takes a cautious look at China's latest space exploration technology. #Colbert #Comedy #Cyborgasm
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@Astukart 2 жыл бұрын

Jon is such a treat of a human being, that you sometimes overlook how phenomenal the rest of the band is. Louis is an incredibly gifted musician and he seems like a really nice, amicable person. While I'm looking forward to seeing Jon return to his usual spot, this week has been a great opportunity to get to know some of the rest of the band a little bit better.

@calvinandthecoalcars6188 2 жыл бұрын

He could go down as the most influential musician of an entire generation

@tyrant-den884 2 жыл бұрын

I'm assuming whatever happened to Flippy 1 involved a giant robotic Chinese snake.

@tedmccarthy4761 2 жыл бұрын

it was a contract killing ordered by the robot mob . cyborganized crime.

@ruelarila7201 2 жыл бұрын

I'm really glad to see and hear from Lewis. No shade to Jon but I hope I get to hear more from the other members of the band.

@flexplayz6551 2 жыл бұрын

Fuck it, just make a damn podcast with all of them in a rotating setup.

@phoenixzappa7366 2 жыл бұрын

"shade" smh

@Sjalabais 2 жыл бұрын

What happened to Jon? Moved on?

@shwndrws7785 2 жыл бұрын

@@Sjalabais Grammy's week *Which I guess the band is not invited to or wasn't on his album?

@chezmoi42 2 жыл бұрын

@@Sjalabais Did you even watch the video?

@Artysmarty150 2 жыл бұрын

“Which of course raises the troubling question…” 😂😂

@rossbusher4412 2 жыл бұрын

A horribly disfiguring hot grease/hydraulic fluid accident.

@Lucius1958 2 жыл бұрын

@@rossbusher4412 "Flippy 1 sleeps with the fish fillets..."

@jimslancio 2 жыл бұрын

5:38 "... which of course raises the troubling question ..." is what happens when good writing meets superlative delivery.

@edwardfletcher7790 2 жыл бұрын

Can't get enough of Colbert, incredibly funny man 👍

@Hornswroggle 2 жыл бұрын

Would love to have a step by step introduction to the people of Stay Human. Like every day after the Monolouge pick out a member to introduce a little bit.

@Tonyhouse1168 2 жыл бұрын

!!!!!

@davidmatthews3131 2 жыл бұрын

Colbert's writers are a joy and his delivery is perfect.

@mrwilson7617 2 жыл бұрын

You can tell he was a fan of David Letterman.

@Scott2122232425 2 жыл бұрын

Flawless every night. But i love it when he does the odd mess and cracks up lol.

@jpdemer5 2 жыл бұрын

With White Castle, the memorable moments come a few hours later.

@ClickItYT 2 жыл бұрын

That happened to me after my first and only visit at KFC.

@MaryAnnNytowl 2 жыл бұрын

Taking time to say what you're _not_ gonna do with your new robotic space snake is real ... comforting. 😳 Sure it is. Thanks, Stephen and co., for giving me a ray of light in my darkness.

@SpaceForceCommander 2 жыл бұрын

Flippy-1 tried to form a robot union but got Jimmy Hoffaed.

@marcpeterson1092 2 жыл бұрын

By Jeff Bezos.

@reebalamaka 2 жыл бұрын

The build up for "what happened to flippy 1?" was AMAZING!! I was like; ASK THEM!! ASK THEM, WE ALL WANT TO KNOW.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@michaeladams6847 2 жыл бұрын

It's a vacuum that gives dogs treats. They're going to be absolutely torn between terrified and best friends forever 😆

@chezmoi42 2 жыл бұрын

Watch for Roomba's newest attachments!

@oneirishpoet 2 жыл бұрын

Our dog seems to like the Roomba so if it gives him treats it will be his new best friend... Oh wait, what?! 😋🤔

@theblade9024 2 жыл бұрын

Stupid product for stupid people who have too much money.

@janelacher9234 2 жыл бұрын

My dogs would destroy that thing to get at the treats!

@loisfolk5492 2 жыл бұрын

If it makes noise my dog would tear it apart in two minutes. Dog treat robot would not be allowed to live. When I would get home she would be proudly showing me what she did. Doggo power. ☮️✌️🖖

@russellkeyes3984 2 жыл бұрын

Colbert and his writers at their best. This segment makes me wish I could get all my tech news like this.

@sealyoness 2 жыл бұрын

Lol, and they probably would have found a better name for the burger-bot.

@stephanlarsen8169 2 жыл бұрын

Yes I Jah. He's nailing it Jah rastafari praises blessings respectfully Tucson Arizona Sonoran desert 🏜️ Jah sisters

@OldJerzyDevil 2 жыл бұрын

Robots can never forget. That's why Flippy I, sadly, after working the grill at White Castle for only three hours, "decommissioned" itself by smashing it's head into the deep fryer.

@scottmwilhelms2437 2 жыл бұрын

Spongebob says yeah that's what happened. 🧽🔨🤖🤫

@karlamccullough8614 2 жыл бұрын

Love Steven Colbert All joking aside the corporations are investing in technology and robots instead of hiring employees. Most robots can function 16+ hours a day, 7 days a week. Robots don't need sick leave or vacation time, they don't need health insurance, they eliminate the need to advertise, interview, hire, and fire people. They don't go on strike or complain.

@karlamccullough8614 2 жыл бұрын

@first last that's a another whole can of worms. I'm old, in my experience every time minimum wage increases the cost of products and services, and the cost of living increases.

@carolr7333 2 жыл бұрын

Flippy flipped out at a store full of drunken Kens and Karens at 2 a.m. and suicide by hot Crisco was its only solace

@Lucius1958 2 жыл бұрын

Probably flipped 1 at the manager first...🖕

@chrisandersen5635 2 жыл бұрын

The robot boy elicited one emotional response in me: CREEPY!!!🙀

@FirstLast-di5sr 2 жыл бұрын

China: 'it's not a weapon, it's a special satellite condenser.'

@paladonis 2 жыл бұрын

50 years down the line, Samuel Jackson is in space yelling "I have had enough of these MFing snakes in MFing Space!" As far a Flippy goes, it's been in the works since 2018. I remember seeing ads for it getting used in Pasadena and getting a lot of attention. Then, it could only do burgers so it was pretty limited. If you had a chain store (IE McDonald's) you still had to have workers doing chicken nuggets, chicken sandwiches, etc so it would have taken up too much space. Flippy 2 is a whole kitchen set up with auro bins, automated fryer drops, and smart bins to separate other types off food. It also come with upgraded infrared and many other aspects. Yes. I know an odd amount about it, but new advances like that are always interesting to me. I had just seen an article on the Flippy 2 a few days ago.

@theblade9024 2 жыл бұрын

Flippy one was disarmed. Love White Castle. The meal you remember for days.

@phriedokra6158 2 жыл бұрын

all fast food will be AI manned now that workers want 15 an hour dear....

@x_warhog_x8701 2 жыл бұрын

@@phriedokra6158 Automation was coming long before the workers wanted $15 an hour they were looking for a way to replace real humans years ago.

@hawkeye5955 2 жыл бұрын

Samuel L. Jackson: "Everybody strap in! I'm about to open up some motherfuckin' airlocks!"

@Artysmarty150 2 жыл бұрын

The Samuel L. Jackson joke is on point. 😂

@kaladan1890 2 жыл бұрын

i can barely hit my drum with my whole body and this guy plays drum and guitar...

@DavidBolender 2 жыл бұрын

I was hoping to hear Stephen say " After I eat at White Castle, I've always had a memorable Movement."

@laalaa99stl 2 жыл бұрын

Grammy sherpa. Yes indeed!

@kristieamaya3365 2 жыл бұрын

Loving having Louis here so very much. He's wonderful. 💗

@Romans-dz1bq 2 жыл бұрын

What happened to Jon?

@simgem 2 жыл бұрын

@@Romans-dz1bq he has 11 Grammy nominations, almost 50% more than the people tied for second-most nominations! They're coming soon so he's preparing!

@Shicksalblume 2 жыл бұрын

The bachelor's degree requirement for flipping burgers hit a bit too close to home given the troubles I've had getting a job with my degree.

@andrewtorrens7790 2 жыл бұрын

It'll only get harder as more jobs get automated. Picture how it'll be when self-driving cats become mainstream...

@LindaC616 2 жыл бұрын

@@andrewtorrens7790 lol, pleeeease tell me you meant "cars"...! 😆

@allisonjames2923 2 жыл бұрын

@@andrewtorrens7790 Lol. Self-driving cats are indeed a frightening thought 😳

@JJ-ig9im 2 жыл бұрын

Would literally cut your salary in Half without it

@CoastalSphinx 2 жыл бұрын

@@allisonjames2923 The best case scenario is depicted in "My Neighbor Totoro"

@ShaniAce 2 жыл бұрын

OMG Stephen and the writers are on a roll! That was hilarious. 🤣

@ericdoe2318 2 жыл бұрын

Louis is doing great!!! I think you should give the whole band a mic!!!

@tvdinner325 2 жыл бұрын

My dog would tear that treat-bot apart, before my car was out of the driveway.

@edwardblair4096 2 жыл бұрын

With that Chinese space snake story, how did you resist throwing in a GI-Joe reference? Their whole job is to defend us from KOBRA, right?

@TheDanishGuyReviews 2 жыл бұрын

"There are snakes in space?" "There's everything in space!"

@LoveYou-lc5kv 2 жыл бұрын

I just don’t understand how many years ago we had these movies about robots taking over, and why we’re doing everything in our power to make that happen. 🤔 why did the fifth element just pop in my head?

@demondogmom7221 2 жыл бұрын

Find "Colossus: The Forbin Project" even better. Old movie but...

@cjmacq-vg8um 2 жыл бұрын

let's see, there's also the "matrix," " colossus: the forbin project" and "i, robot." even the book and film "frankenstein" are examples. humanity has been warned FOR CENTURIES about our impending slavery to corporate controlled machines. you wanna know why the ruling elite want us controlled by these machines? because the ruling elite control the machines. a. i. is a total joke. its impossible. all technology will always be subject to its programming. and its the ruling elite who do the programing. yet we still have idiots around pushing for the entire technological takeover of humanity. idiocy is a disease. but its a disease that hurts others just as much as those who're inflicted with it.

@enviromental2565 2 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite campy movies, lol.

@nelsonclub7722 2 жыл бұрын

iRobot

@tania2897 2 жыл бұрын

I had a dream of a large robotic snake shooting a laser onto the earth and having to run and hide. That was 4 years ago. Yay, prescience.

@allisonjames2923 2 жыл бұрын

😳 Please stay awake for the next 100 years, just in case your dream gave them ideas

@kurtreber9813 2 жыл бұрын

@@allisonjames2923 and, because of Freddy. He keeps coming back when you least expect it.

@The_Serpent_of_Eden 2 жыл бұрын

Could've just been the Cosmic Serpent. Numerous human myths from around the globe feature a massive snake encircling the world. If you trip on ayahuasca you can meet her!

@tania2897 2 жыл бұрын

@@The_Serpent_of_Eden I'll have to look that up. It was not a pleasant dream.

@allisonjames2923 2 жыл бұрын

@@kurtreber9813 Darn Freddy Kruger. He definitely caused me some nightmares when I was young

@Jivolt 2 жыл бұрын

Lewis just playing drums while holding a guitar like you do.

@gusheredia 2 жыл бұрын

At this rate Lewis' gonna end up like a one-man band. 😄

@jhwheuer 2 жыл бұрын

White Castle is looking for a bachelor in performing arts, of course…

@sympathderseefahrer420 2 жыл бұрын

Gotta say, Lewis is just great!

@jadewalker2443 2 жыл бұрын

I figured that Jon had to take an extended break to drive a moving van to Vegas in order to take all his Grammys home. Didn’t know he was getting sherpas.

@akinpaws 2 жыл бұрын

I imagine he's writing speeches. How do you get the important bits in no matter how few you get, but still have something ready to say if you win all 11?

@AcidSugar1414 2 жыл бұрын

I love the band paying respects to each other in public 💜

@Yourmomshassole 2 жыл бұрын

Impossible sliders and the chicken joints are good but the OG White Castle sliders taste like heartburn.

@Blackout5871 2 жыл бұрын

"...allows for the redeployment of team members..." as in FIRED.

@Tustin2121 2 жыл бұрын

China’s comments about what it’s space snake can do is clearly just them seeding ideas for the next big sci-fi property and/or giving the writers at Disney ideas for the next Star Wars movie. Researcher in China: “Really, Disney?! A bigger Death Star?! How about a space snake, huh?! Here, I’LL show you how it’s done!!”

@peterbathum2775 2 жыл бұрын

Great show great band. Thanks for allowing us to share time with you and this hot band

@timefortinybirdandfriends6565 2 жыл бұрын

He’s so funny! I laff sooooooo much!

@jessicastevens5782 2 жыл бұрын

clearly the emotions programmer has never seen or felt happiness

@JKallday19 2 жыл бұрын

Much love

@ajt51773 2 жыл бұрын

🤗💖

@jeffs6090 2 жыл бұрын

Oh, eating at White Castle is most definitely memorable! Within an hour, you'll be on the toilet wishing you never did that!

@johnhaxby306 2 жыл бұрын

i think the "memorable moment" that happens when going to a fast food restaurant takes place about 2 hours later.

@zesty9815 2 жыл бұрын

2:15 Omigod! It's baby Putin!

@malissahyatt2425 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@SpaceForceCommander 2 жыл бұрын

How long before the first remote-controlled store gets mugged… 🤔

@jpdemer5 2 жыл бұрын

They'll have a Robo-Cop take care of that little problem.

@FirstLast-di5sr 2 жыл бұрын

You never seen a messed up vending machine?

@ReidGameX 2 жыл бұрын

I use pleasantries with Alexa, Siri, etc, because AI won’t forget.

@MonkeyJedi99 2 жыл бұрын

That robot's "happiness" looks more like "potty time".

@LtJackboot 2 жыл бұрын

6:12- it was FLIPICIDE!

@shortsatire5669 2 жыл бұрын

RIP Flippy One. 😂

@Donttrustthatburger5144 2 жыл бұрын

I feel informed and amused

@Markyroson 2 жыл бұрын

Love hearing “miss you” as the opener. I didn’t know they played stones tracks.

@Astrobrant2 2 жыл бұрын

"Every time I have eaten at a White Castle, I would have paid money to forget it." [to quote someone] "...which, of course, raises the troubling question...."

@racookster 2 жыл бұрын

The statement at 6:12 is the funniest part, and Flippy 2's manufacturer wrote that. The only place it's going to redeploy "team members" (once known as "employees") is to the unemployment office.

@gustavofigueiredo1798 2 жыл бұрын

2:53 "Hapiness" and "anger" just look like it's trying to read without glasses.

@dainbramage9508 2 жыл бұрын

Flippy 1 was murdered by a giant Chinese robot snake! Great show 👏 👍

@yashistampedes5849 2 жыл бұрын

i want that coffeemaker dammit.

@babstra55 2 жыл бұрын

after seeing the images for the AI's 'six emotions', I conlude it only knows 1 emotion: constipation.

@brettAnichols 2 жыл бұрын

5:39 Flippy 1 we hardly knew thee😁

@thetowerstillstands 2 жыл бұрын

Intelligement?🤭🤣🤣 I'd like Colbert to get as much inflection into "I am Groot" as Diesel.

@Wolverines77 2 жыл бұрын

White Castle is fine dining when one considers that Krystals still exists...

@melanieevans8860 2 жыл бұрын

I can't stop laughing!!! 😂😂😂😂

@lazyperfectionist1 2 жыл бұрын

Now this I don't understand. If you _want_ your dog to have a companion and you _have_ $250 to spend, why not just buy a second _dog?_

@nycatlady2314 2 жыл бұрын

I agree. There are a lot of dogs in kill shelters looking to live.

@yudithcaron8053 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe you don't want your first dog to fight with a living being and would rather see it dismember a robot dog? Maybe you're prepping your dog for the robot uprising?

@robertlisenby7555 2 жыл бұрын

They call him flipper flipper faster than lightning oh no but he's frightening frightening😎😂👍✌️

@katthefantastic 2 жыл бұрын

Snakes in space!?! Am I living in a Rick&Morty dimension now!?!

@Sundayjean 2 жыл бұрын

Really enjoying this weeks music.

@peterdykes6499 2 жыл бұрын

SC- nice partial Stefon...Chocolates...Air Pods...Kneeee Socks"

@brianhoefer7148 2 жыл бұрын

2:00 Cyborgs have only one eye, like K.I.T.T.

@HellHunter00 2 жыл бұрын

lmao this needs fixing- 'redeployment of team members to -focus on creating memorable moments for customers- staying home after being retrenched'.

@edwin2600 2 жыл бұрын

Why doesn't Stephen want to remember his visits to WC? I love WC.

@GameOfDepth 2 жыл бұрын

Flippy, (Sr.) Thank you for your slider service.

@barrybjerke9353 2 жыл бұрын

... unbelievable amount of musical talent on this show !!

@aweenlee8246 2 жыл бұрын

always one of the best segment.

@supernaturalflavor 2 жыл бұрын

Lol more than vin diesel 😅 🤣 OMG... Followed by the moment to think about that series of emotions after eating papa John's. I'm dying!!

@larrybuzbee7344 2 жыл бұрын

A true master of delivery and rebound.

@scottmwilhelms2437 2 жыл бұрын

A 🍔 flipping robot! 😟 Spongebob might be safe as Mr. Krabs is cheap. 🤔 🦀🤑

@amusicment4829 2 жыл бұрын

Wow Isaiah Sharkey! Love him 💕

@GaudyMarko 2 жыл бұрын

I know it's a bad thing that low level jobs are being replaced by robots but I can't help but feel joy that people no longer have to work in white castle kitchens. It's like when they replaced the children who worked in coal mines with automated machinery.

@embreis2257 2 жыл бұрын

we'd be lucky if only 'low level' jobs are going to be replaced by the upcoming _4th Industrial Revolution_ . let's hope we solve the energy problem around the same time so humans dont have to worry about life essentials like food and housing any longer and can concentrate of bettering themselves while robots/androids/synthetics do most of the labour

@obsolete18 2 жыл бұрын

Automation is actually a good thing. It’s only in our backwards system, in which your survival is based on someone letting you labor underneath them, that its a bad thing

@mycosys 2 жыл бұрын

Its only a bad thing if we let it be. Regulation (3 day week, Universal basic Income, so many options) could make it fantastic. So could revolution. We dont have to make everything for profit of people who already own everything.

@namehere5675 2 жыл бұрын

@@mycosys I'd like to be optimistic for America, but I see a oligarchy dystopia as more likely than Star Trek. Though, Star Trek happened after a war on earth (if I remember correctly) so who knows. I've become somewhat cynical, but I still have a glimmer of hope.

@ashkebora7262 2 жыл бұрын

@@embreis2257 Ohhh, if you don't think the CEOs are going to make you pay for the robot produced stuff all the same, you're fooling yourself. Without HUGE reform, this will merely usher in The Gilded Age 3.0.

@treybrzezowski3259 2 жыл бұрын

3:10 Oh great, China made Serpentera. Didn't know Lord Zedd was outsourcing his Zord building to China.

@kimberleyp2892 2 жыл бұрын

Can Kuerig please make that coffee dispenser??!?!?

@optimisticgambler3616 2 жыл бұрын

Flippy 1 was fired for tossing salad instead.

@omarjdiaz 2 жыл бұрын

Sly Stallone’s Judge Dredd predict the remote Store. “Eat recycled food, it’s good the first environment and ok for you.”

@MartynHutchby 2 жыл бұрын

that robot looks like the dad's off Farscape!

@joshjaffe1796 2 жыл бұрын

Isaiah Sharkey's most recent album Love Is The Key is genius

@gerrynightingale9045 2 жыл бұрын

*I LOVE 'SLIDERS' no matter what Stephen says!* ______________ ( *I'm so freakin' old I remember the 'White Castle' on Telegraph Rd. and a 'bag of sliders' was around a buck and a half for a 'baker's dozen' 60-years ago* ) *Last time I saw the place was '86 and it was exactly the same...man that 'Formica' counter and that upholstery would 'laugh at a nuke' and it made me a little 'misty' to see it*

@tsarfox3462 2 жыл бұрын

I like snakes. They're cool as hell. A robot snake sounds friggen awesome!

@Shorai_3 2 жыл бұрын

I might buy a T-800 coffee maker if it were a thing.

@doclewis8927 2 жыл бұрын

That robot boy face is still in the uncanny valley.

@Audrey-ib1qz 2 жыл бұрын

Jon is the best!

@randolphphillips3104 2 жыл бұрын

Will never understand why fast food places think they need to give us a dining experience. If I want a dining experience I wouldn't be in the drive through hoping you remember to give me napkins.