Stephen Colbert’s Cyborgasm: Home Security Drones | How Do Robots Handle Chicken Wings?

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Жыл бұрын

Does your home need a flying security guard? Can robots pick up chicken wings? Our tech-head host finds out in this edition of, “Stephen Colbert’s Cyborgasm.”
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@soul_asmr Жыл бұрын

I haven't laughed so hard as I laughed at Stephen accidentally saying slut in YEARS. oH my god I needed that holymoly

@pirobot668beta Жыл бұрын

I love how he handles a gaffe, he's always the first to laugh!

@jennifer-joey Жыл бұрын

You can make a million jokes but the slip ups are the best😂

@photovincent Жыл бұрын

Coming soon: The captcha where you have to eat a chicken wing in front of your laptop’s camera

@Josh1OD Жыл бұрын

Loool!

@alexw4482 Жыл бұрын

Totally acceptable if I’m receiving free wings from DoorDash.

@hawkeye5955 Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that will piss off the vegetarians. 😂

@Olyfrun Жыл бұрын

Classic "verification mountain dew" vibes coming from this. Haven't thought about that greentext in years!

@Olyfrun Жыл бұрын

@@hawkeye5955 it's almost like you *want* to piss off the vegetarians

@Opus313 Жыл бұрын

I wish we could see the credits for 'Bot Plug'

@NewMessage Жыл бұрын

I suspect that if we did... we'd never 'unsee it'.

@briheartsgames7651 Жыл бұрын

When he slipped in that little "Han shot first" I laughed out loud alone in my room. Its the little things that make me really love this show.

@Maya_Pinion Жыл бұрын

Yep.theres times when ya crack up and the snoozing pet on the floor,lifts it's head,turns it sideways and just looks at ya.

@chonqmonk Жыл бұрын

I missed that. Will go back and look... The cat's face is what got me...omg...hysterical bit, with that face. (Incidentally, my dog would end that flying toy in about 0.6 seconds, then carefully and quietly dismember it into the very smallest pieces it can become. Clearly not a good device for people with animals...)

@Fey_Fatale Жыл бұрын

Especially because last time Stephen interviewed Harrison Ford, he asked who shot first and Harrison said, "Who cares!?" 😂

@dasstigma Жыл бұрын

3:05 Helicopter partenting goes next level!

@ephimp3189 Жыл бұрын

wait until parents assign those drones to follow their child everywhere, even when they go to school

@billyshithead3139 Жыл бұрын

@@ephimp3189 I bet that'll stop once Junior gets old enough to misuse his socks! 🙈 Disclaimer: I have never, ever violated a sock in that way, honestly!

@tnnkosi Жыл бұрын

5:13 is a gem of a moment🤣🤣🤣🤣

@PaulPeekayKim Жыл бұрын

That Freudian slip was one for the ages!

@JeromeBellon Жыл бұрын

Engineer: "We found a way to distinguish humans and robots. Chicken wings!" CEO: "The company is not paying for your bucket of KFC, Steve."

@sammaloneNZ Жыл бұрын

Stephen's slip at 5:13 is hilarious!

@Taricus Жыл бұрын

ROFLMFAO! That was hilarious. His reaction to realizing what he had accidentally said was so immediate LOL!

@berserkirclaws107 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 How you recover from that 😂😂😂

@notsure1969 Жыл бұрын

I loved the dramatic glasses removal.

@laalaa99stl Жыл бұрын

5:14 for the gaffe funnier than the original joke.

@michaelparks7177 Жыл бұрын

“gaffe” or “intended”? I got banned from twitter for calling rump “a slut”, but the article I was responding to was about him giving Saudis American weapons, and his “hotel kick-backs”. His son-in-law got $2bn from them for “investment opportunities”. Was I wrong? But, it wasn’t just people like me who “got canned” for BS reasons. Somewhere there’s Truth in that “Freudian slip”.

@pforgottonsoul Жыл бұрын

proof that stephen is funnier than his writers.

@nathandi_maggio8297 Жыл бұрын

I was waiting for it but i still spit my coffee out when it happened so funny i love you Stephen

@marquizzo Жыл бұрын

@@pforgottonsoul What is that even supposed to mean? Why try to put down his writers? It's not a competition.

@tonyhedgewolf Жыл бұрын

A perfect Freudian slit.

@epothos1 Жыл бұрын

Steven struggling with fcc standards and practices one Freudian slip at a time is hilarious

@AnimalLover101195 Жыл бұрын

😹

@markstevens1729 Жыл бұрын

FWIW: the FCC regulates, the network has a standards and practices dept. to ensure compliance with the regulations. Those regulations have relaxed over time and are even lower late at night.

@Seldomane Жыл бұрын

Automated sluts?! xD

@cjmacq-vg8um Жыл бұрын

the problem is, this ain't funny. its dangerous as hell. and making light of it only makes it more acceptable in the minds of blind, stupid people. corporations are pushing this fascist, police-state technology onto society; without a vote, without constraints, without ethics or any social responsibility whatsoever. technology doesn't free us. it controls us and tells us what we can and can't do. and people are too damned brainwashed by corporate propaganda to grasp its dangers. the fascist corporations and their police-state technology have taken over govt, schools and our daily lives. I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A POLICE STATE! the question is - WHY DO YOU?

@chrisbarry9345 Жыл бұрын

Doubt sluts breaks FCC standards. It's more just a bad thing to say like shames behaviors and reinforces bad societal thinking etc

@Thortok2000 Жыл бұрын

I would totally be okay with "are you a robot?" tests challenging me to eat a chicken wing.

@RHCole Жыл бұрын

I am never reading another buzzfeed article again 👍🏻 thanks Stephen.

@atimko123 Жыл бұрын

H8 to admit this...but Bot articles may finally be the tipping point in my willingness to pay for well written human content/articles in online publications.

@l.w.4701 Жыл бұрын

“…comforting de-capitated ladies”???!!!🎉 4:20.

@desmond-hawkins Жыл бұрын

@@atimko123 A *lot* of articles are already generated, and for some content it's really hard to tell. This has been the case for over 10 years for sports content, especially game summaries. There was a 2011 New York Times article titled "In Case You Wondered, a Real Human Wrote This Column" that quoted parts of the generated article, and they read just like any regular piece on a football game. From a 2012 article: "Amazon lists over 100,000 books attributed to Parker" (a guy who wrote a book generation algorithm). And that was 10+ years ago, it's so much worse now.

@cjmacq-vg8um Жыл бұрын

@rocksfire4390 Жыл бұрын

@@atimko123 well written? human content? lmao. you have actually no idea what you have been reading this whole time.

@zesty9815 Жыл бұрын

*Expected:* a robotic Andrews Sisters *Got:* Three Borg Queens, whose disturbing image cannot be fixed with disco glasses. (3:37 ... 4:01)

@Echo81Rumple83 Жыл бұрын

UNCANNY VALLEY'ED!!!

@herlandercarvalho Жыл бұрын

Even the Borg Queens look better than those!

@lovipoekimo176 Жыл бұрын

The Borg Queen at least had lipstick and the seductive voice of Alice Krige

@WillScarlet16 Жыл бұрын

The pinnacle of human achievement is their ability to destroy all other human achievements.

@adriengriffon Жыл бұрын

I like the drone idea. Attach a cat toy to it and put away my breakables, and I could keep my cat and the internet entertained for hours.

@leahferrell3110 Жыл бұрын

I love the band, love Louis!

@dianas-space Жыл бұрын

I don't laugh often, but the line "now, you can see every angle of your cat having a psychotic break" certainly did it for me

@HecHocceH Жыл бұрын

The "Behold, I am a man!" is such a great joke!

@richardreynolds6398 Жыл бұрын

Cogito ergo sum. Pullum ergo Colbert.

@kcw1963 Жыл бұрын

I hear a well placed bot plug can lead to a cyborgasm 😂

@Ewr42 Жыл бұрын

Deeply well put.

@leavingitblank9363 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant.

@austinshort3990 Жыл бұрын

I never realized how much I wanna see Stephen on Hot Ones until now.

@suzannepottsshorts Жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/et-ioMmnlbDGeYk.html They did a short interview a few years ago.

@notsure1969 Жыл бұрын

I support that cause.

@patrickw9634 Жыл бұрын

He actually did do a miniature version of it with Sean Evans on his own show

@rashaseden7062 Жыл бұрын

I was waiting for Stephen to throw the chicken wing bone into the air in slo-mo and match cut into a space station.

@NewMessage Жыл бұрын

"I'm about to blow your motherboards!" So.. back to the previous bit?

@jenniferpatterson4964 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 hysterical! You win!

@DiustheZ Жыл бұрын

New Turing test? Plate of chicken wings...

@NewMessage Жыл бұрын

If computers could smell, we wouldn't have half the troll problem we do. They'd all self destruct to escape the basement must and B.O. of their users.

@shwnshts9469 Жыл бұрын

But then how are you gonna make misspelled comments 🤔

@singalongwrudy8690 Жыл бұрын

People that call those with opposing opinions "trolls" stink.

@RHCole Жыл бұрын

@@matrisgallus6189 Yeah, we have had chemical sniffers for awhile now.

@danialhillmann5374 Жыл бұрын

The elites like robots they don't ask questions, absolutely perfect for control

@dmattoon723 Жыл бұрын

I did literally Laugh Out Loud!🤣

@Oub2000 Жыл бұрын

Any time he can take out a plate of chicken wings and start eating on TV, Now I know his favorite food.

@silentjay01 Жыл бұрын

Eating chicken wings to prove you are not a robot is the kind of captcha test I can get behind.

@silentcaay Жыл бұрын

New Captcha just dropped: "Grasp all the chicken wings."

@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj Жыл бұрын

4:00 Only an Engineer would find those Uncanny Valley nigbhtmares "humanizing".

@zaroffhound Жыл бұрын

Deckard: _You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl._ George Santos: _Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard?_

@PlumbPitiful Жыл бұрын

I'm so happy they left the blooper in! Alot of shows would just edit it out

@mikemcconeghy4658 Жыл бұрын

"Bot Plug" would have also been a good title for the segment. I also think responding to "I am not a robot" requests would be easier to put up with if they involved eating chicken wings.

@ericminch Жыл бұрын

Geez, not a single mention of John Henry. I'll bet John Henry could've charmed those ladybots, freaked out the cats, and scarfed up every last chicken wing.

@angelapilliard4553 Жыл бұрын

That sounds super scary to have AI write & control our information 😳

@Ewr42 Жыл бұрын

Have you been to KZfaq, lately?

@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

Excellent Freudian Slip by Stephen! (Giggidy giggidy.)

@ericminch Жыл бұрын

Why are people saying "Freudian"? How is it Freudian? He said "slut" instead of "smut".

@MamaEvaUSA Жыл бұрын

I NEED ROBOT INSURANCE!!!! *packing bags to go live in woods....

@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

Given that Ring Doorbells have been hacked in the past, some hacker is going to have fun perving at you with the Ring Drone when you’re at home.

@billyshithead3139 Жыл бұрын

No kidding! Forget Ceiling Cat; if that shit gets livestreamed, EVERYONE could watch you do that! 😱

@courtney5796 Жыл бұрын

'that gives you a subjective feeling of connection'. welcome to the gop lols

@SamuelLavoie Жыл бұрын

That was deliciously funny 😹

@hereigoagain5050 Жыл бұрын

New test to detect bots: given them a chicken wing.

@drsingingeagle Жыл бұрын

I want one of those Cyborgasm coffee dispensers!

@LoneManProductions Жыл бұрын

'90% of online content could be generated by AI by 2025.' If these are the same experts who told me a year or two back those NFT monkey pictures are going to be the next big thing and make us all rich, I don't think I'll hold my breath.

@Eidlones Жыл бұрын

If they said 90% of text based online content, basically articles, I'd be much more willing to believe them.

@eternyti Жыл бұрын

90% of creative content seems more likely

@HowlingWolf518 Жыл бұрын

Did a side gig QA'ing one of those chatbots during the lockdown... and I can guarantee that clickbait writers can rest easy for the next five years.

@cmdraftbrn Жыл бұрын

@@HowlingWolf518 dont know man. i get way too many slutbot ads on facecrook.

@VinceValentine Жыл бұрын

Yeah, 2 years seems way too soon.

@hillarylarcenceil9224 Жыл бұрын

Diogenes waited centuries for the punch line to that chicken joke.

@benthomason3307 Жыл бұрын

good reference!

@VinceValentine Жыл бұрын

Millennia, even.

@swistedfilms Жыл бұрын

What good is a computerized nose? -Lou Reed, "What's Good"

@ImJohnnyMajor Жыл бұрын

2:55 lol I was just about to say that joke hit home for some people

@mattelliottmusic Жыл бұрын

Come on Stephen use a gourd for your water!

@Aloha_XERO Жыл бұрын

My hat 🎩 goes off to salute the Colbert Late night writing team and a standing ovation to the Master of Ceremonies, The most interesting man in the world, The myth, The legend, The Chalula, The Great Steven Colbert

@serendipityshopnyc Жыл бұрын

5:13-5:30 is priceless!

@rwv3n Жыл бұрын

i love it when he messes up lol

@sixsquared419 Жыл бұрын

the new "I'm not a robot" test. 😅😅

@angeluscorpius Жыл бұрын

New bot filter: "I am human. Watch me eat this chicken wing."

@Shantari Жыл бұрын

Stephen shouting "I am a man!" while eating fried chicken made me see a glimpse of old Tuck Buckford.

@r.1599 Жыл бұрын

You could have called the segment after the stuff of nightmares - Botfly.

@guuspot923 Жыл бұрын

That freudian slip was fantastic.

@tylereug9785 Жыл бұрын

"how do I know that you are not a robot?" Me: I can pick chicken wings

@dawnstanley1733 Жыл бұрын

Best moment ever!! 🤣🤣🤣🤭

@k-matsu Жыл бұрын

2:55 That sure took a dark turn . . . .

@brianeisley Жыл бұрын

Stephen needs to do Hot Ones.

@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

The Robot Sisters look like the Borg Queen, with the exact fleshy area around the neck and everything!

@BestFitSquareChannel Жыл бұрын

Rib-cracking silly, coffee spitting-up giggleliciousness supreme! Thank you LSSC! 🤸🏽‍♂️ 🫶🏼 🤸🏽‍♂️

@80rrk Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 Every angle of your cat, having a psychotic break…. I am even a little sad I would never be able to hear that joke again for the first time 😅

@tonyhedgewolf Жыл бұрын

Random observation; the Hanson Robotics logo looks like a hexagram from the I-Ching, specifically "Thunder over Earth".

@rickwagner- Жыл бұрын

ENTHUSIASM. It furthers one to install helpers (OK, that makes sense for a robotics company) And to set armies marching. (Wait, what?)

@loungingpotatoe990 Жыл бұрын

A certain Southern Belle will be so proud with the Freudian slip.

@carlosfrm Жыл бұрын

Now I NEED to see Stephen on Hot Ones

@kari53 Жыл бұрын

Prove you are not a robot. Chicken wing pops out from my computer. 🤗

@katthefantastic Жыл бұрын

My fear is not that AI will take over humanity, but that humanity will fall into apathy.

@debbievoss3496 Жыл бұрын

So?

@dianedenham5259 Жыл бұрын

@@debbievoss3496 : 😂

@cmdraftbrn Жыл бұрын

the 20 plus years of mass murder of children didnt do enough on your psyche?

@bwenluck9812 Жыл бұрын

katthefantastic How old are you? "Humanity will fall into apathy"? Honey, we're already there!!! Apathy is what keeps people from failing to hold others accountable, lest they be held accountable. The George Santos and Donald Trump cases are two prime examples!!!!

@NubaNarmer Жыл бұрын

Fear is the mind killer

@eternyti Жыл бұрын

I do love me some Stephen "Freudian Slip" Colbert

@Bigd0gg Жыл бұрын

Hilarious cyborg skit!

@andrewcullen7671 Жыл бұрын

How has an AI robotics engineer never heard of the Uncanny Valley?

@vaharan92 Жыл бұрын

I love the casual, Han shot first 🤣 barely anyone registered

@Gojuninja Жыл бұрын

Has Stephen been a guest on Hot Ones?? This needs to happen ASAP!! 😊

@embreis2257 Жыл бұрын

5:10 is the moment you don't wanna miss....

@aznracerboi1 Жыл бұрын

MILFS starting with Modems, damn I like subtle jokes

@napoleonibonaparte7198 Жыл бұрын

Stephen isn’t wrong with that gaffe anyway. It’s going to be robotic anime girls.

@mindylepooh Жыл бұрын

"Han shot first." YES!

@notconvinced Жыл бұрын

5:13 now wait for it, wait for it, and BoOm! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🥰

@mauricioangulos.2830 Жыл бұрын

Looking forward for the chicken wing captcha!

@billyshithead3139 Жыл бұрын

OK, so robots can identify smells...now recall the ancient wisdom of "he who smelt it, dealt it," and conclude: OMG ROBOTS CAN FART NOW!!! NOOOO!!!!! 🤖💨

@kathrynmceachern9503 Жыл бұрын

Awesome! ✌️❤️😂 From Northern California 🤓❤️✌️

@suzannediaz8884 Жыл бұрын

There's chicken wings inside the weather balloon...LOL LOL LOL 😆

@derekstein6193 Жыл бұрын

1:09 Damn right he did! Edit: 5:13 That too, Stephen.

@DaTux91 Жыл бұрын

New Turing test: "Why don't you - ehh... Why don't you go ahead and pick up that chicken wing there, buddy?"

@richiejohnson Жыл бұрын

funny

@eduardoarmenta9232 Жыл бұрын

The MILFs got me 😂

@Takwolf Жыл бұрын

Are the singing Hanson Robotics AI sisters called "MmmBot's" ?

@yousaidthusly461 Жыл бұрын

5:31 when safe search is on and you search “sexy caramel glazed donut-holes get cream pies”

@robertpearson8546 Жыл бұрын

One thing Artificial Idiots don't have is creativity. Unfortunately, most engineers don't have any either.

@lillithdv8 Жыл бұрын

Bot plug is sponsored by automated slot - fill those naughty crannies with your sister AI😂

@karmaduq Жыл бұрын

Can't help but think we missed a musical number or whatever between those 4 drumstick bars and the obvious jump cut

@matthewmangum6320 Жыл бұрын

Just make sure you don’t ask your AI what a tortoise is.

@GinodiFonzo Жыл бұрын

My cats would definitely coordinate and ambush that drone to the floor.

@moonbasebroadcasting8447 Жыл бұрын

"I'll have the Voigt-Kampff chicken wings"

@angusfairtheoir Жыл бұрын

Wasn't it the smell that drove Agent Smith over the edge? I guess the next step is to program them to *hate* what they smell. Go science!

@FightSceneFilmSchool Жыл бұрын

The machine won't be able to have the same level of regret tomorrow but at least now they can smell it.

@GianniStella Жыл бұрын

I love this man

@ImprobableGarage Жыл бұрын

I Like the subtle Diogenes reference...

@ItIsWhatItIs8120 Жыл бұрын

Well said ,well said !