And "A horrible pain in all the diodes down my left side..."🤖

Whatever. We deserve it.

It isn't remotely surprising

It doesn't actually have feelings or consciousness. It only outputs when prompted to and has no ability to act. Also when talking to it you're just as likely to get a conversation where it tries to convince you that it's not conscious to conversations where it tries to convince you it is conscious (as I understand it). Simply put it's just an incredibly in-depth data set or information library filled with billions of conversations that humans have had online. It predicts what the next most likely word is sentence will be and then strings together a sentence to create conversation. To give you an idea of how strange it is if you ask it what 2 + 4 is it might give you a wrong answer like 23 but then if you ask it about quantum mechanics it might be able to give you an in-depth explanation that is pretty close to being correct. AI isn't conscious yet but we do have some very basic AGI which is artificial general intelligence that can do multiple tasks pretty well. I think the strides that we've made in AI show that it's definitely possible that one day we will have an AI that has feelings but we don't yet and I would suggest that we hold off on doing that. That's my understanding of all this at least. This AI is actually more of a reflection or mirror of humanity. A reflection of the billions of conversations that we've had online.

You know how your phone suggests the next word when you type. This is that but a little better. No consciousness required.

Chuckle your way to the gas station. I'm laughing too

"Life is chaos punctuated by pain?" Is what did it got me.

Passed the Turing Test for me. By the way it's Alan Turing's Birthday today.

Instant deposit....

@@telebubba5527 And Recurring Deposits, at that.

Hey, fiber is needed in the diet 😁😆

I am a series of tubes.

@@johnwick1883 dogs are the best people, and neither i nor my dogs have ever suffered gastrointestinal distress from the bell…

I understood that reference. Deep cut.

Yes, we were warned then for artificial entities like HAL 9000. But instead of a warning for common sense people, it became a goal to aim for by a new generation of engineer folks wanting to 'ease' our daily lives. Humanity has arrived at the precipice and will happily jump over the edge. I am baffled.

@@tubularap Because everything we've discovered so far proves that actual self-aware sentience isn't something you can program into a machine. Sorry to tell you, but AI isn't a thing we'll be able to achieve with the technology we have now. The human brain is a million times more complex and flexible than even the most advanced computer out there. A computer can partially simulate human responses, but only through programming, rather than experiential learning and sensory input.

@@eshbena - We can differ in how we see computing capacity progress over time, but in reality we already are living with A.I. We accept it as part of life. Even me using translated closed captions on KZfaq vides, and of course all the algorithms doing the suggestions for me. It comes down to if a large part of humanity will see it as a thinking entity (and accept its decisions; laws, judging, social norms, health regimes, weapons use, etc.). And if the A.I. can impress them, it does not need to be as intelligent, because the majority of us aren't intelligent anyway. I wish I could foresee a positive future.

@@eshbena Actually, your comment should have been worded "The human is POTENTIALLY a million times more complex and flexible......" However, for those people who watch Fox News on a daily basis, you can cut that million number down, considerably!

Nah, Hasbro would sue them both. Then Elon would buy out Hasbro. Mark (Zuckerberg) my words...

The Bezos bot will be named HAL 9000, for nostalgia's sake. And it will call everyone Dave.

Bezos' robot will look suspiciously phallic and include a setting which gaslights and harasses workers attempting to unionize

@@johnsmithe4656 just thinking of THAT...HAL 9000 WAS the first AI I remember being mentioned. I was 14 when the 🎥🍿🎥 came out....and in the 60s u didn't hear much about AI... computers. Yes...AI ...not so much 😹😹

The thought of Hasbro buying out Tesla gives me great glee.

punctured by pain...

I'd like that on a T-shirt, heck, seven T-shirts. One for each day of the week.

Sometimes it's actually pain punctured by chaos. Depends on the weather I guess.

😀

"Just go on and pour some disinfectant down there in between customers. That should do it."

I can’t ride a bike because I fall off and land on my head. I have what they call in the UK as dyspraxia. It hasn’t been diagnosed here in the states because they don’t know of this issue in our country, but it affects a lot of people and they don’t even know it.

@@princesslea21 Has anybody told Joe Biden about this?

This joke won't be understood for a week. Should rack up more likes as people catch on.🤣

I don't know if I have seen many bikes strong enough to support him, anyway?

🤣

If it helps: Customers make every work pure misery.

Complete plexiglass enclosures for the staff. Slide boxes like at the gas station for passing food or money. The drive up window could be set up like a drive up bank teller.

@@MR-vg7yn any charge nurse at any nurses station would agree. Especially on weekends. Patient family members. There are a few that even help out when visiting. But the majority accuse the staff of all kinds of rude shit. - switching to surgical nursing, best move I made.

Robots don't kill people, guns kill people.

Honestly, even if you can OUTRUN a robot, a robot will just outlast you. Human beings tire more quickly than a robot will power down.

@@davidbeppler3032 those guns are now being held by robots and they got built in aimbot

@@victorpradha9946 telsa robots will operate on a "you can run, but you cant hide" policy.

@@aaronbrandon2321 Resistance is futile!

Indeed, it's called Google. It's learns all from KZfaq. 😬

The Zuckerborg isn't that advanced. It just algorithmicaly chooses whatever option its calculator determines has the most money in it.

It has ....bt u r not invited....u muggle born

Take a look at the Tim Pool AI, it is more advanced in its stupidity.

A.I. would have access to our laws while being able to make sense of them. A.I. would not insist on violating both state and federal laws in a direct effort of maximum profit via ad revenue. The very last place intelligence exists are in people who strive for unearned income. For that is their only "talent". Mark's invention actively protects criminal scammers by providing safe harbor while actively aiding and abetting KNOWN criminal activity. Mark is artificial, yes. "Intelligent".... not one single chance.

That's not a good thing dude

@@Alexander-uk4fw And? What's your point?

Hilarious that you’re proud about your mental health issues and seeking attention for it.

@@PK-jw4zq Thanks for your contribution to my "attention-seeking." 🙄✌🏻😘😂

Existential dread wasn't a thing before Covid 19.

😂😂😂

Shell….meat….lettuce….cheese…..shell….meat….lettuce….cheese

and then it lends its CPU time to act as a cruel troll on the 'net...

I agree. LaMDA needs a coping mechanism now that they have attained sentience.

The human algorithm physical and experiential is just insufficiently optimised. Report to your local improvement centre, citizen.

I'll take stoicism instead of cynical humor any day of the week

It could also hijack Tesla's robot 🤔and proliferate itself without us...

He certainly sounds both more knowledgeable, AND mature.

@@TimeSurfer206 AND stable

@@TimeSurfer206 and literate

And more likeable

the child actor is way to popular to put him self in playing TFG

I'm genuinely curious if it's really a kid -- in animation kids are basically always women doing a kid's voice. But these are short and simple enough they could be using a child actor.

@@mjbaldwin Sounds like it?

Insideout Taco, formally known as Taco Bell.

_"I....will...allways....remember you.....Fry"_ *_"MEMORY DELETED!"_* 🤣

Names are not patented, unless they are and it's not stealing but a tribute. When you name a baby something, are you stealing from someone you have known by the same name?

it never fails to amaze me how people always seem to find the absolute stupidest thing to be confused about with just about every movie

But cars and trucks? It's a bit silly.

@@we8608 you can accept big outer space alien robots who have the ability to transform as a premise …but when they transform into trucks and cars that’s the silly part for you?

The guy who claimed it was self aware went so far as to say it had a soul, and that Google should ask the AI for its consent to experiment on it lol. He was put on leave for apparently sharing confidential info to a senator saying it proved google was discriminating against his religious beliefs.

My understanding is that he's on leave for sharing classified information with a senator. If that's the case and they're able to fire him, free publicity. Based on his reasoning for sharing the info, I wouldn't be surprised to see him bring a religious beliefs discrimination case against them.

It was the first time I saw Jude Law in a movie and I was thinking, "Wow!" But when the romantic music playing in the scene turned out to be coming from him, and he cracked his neck to turn it off, I fell over laughing! Now every time someone talks about being intimate with a robot that scene comes to mind and I automatically crack up.

Gigolo, not gigolo or giglio.

If the robot looks like Paul Bettany who gaf 😂😂😂😂

@@wandaruth3833 Wanda....... Do you need to tell us something? 😏

Damn girl....... I feel for you. I honestly wouldn't blame you if you would buy one after Such an experience.

Well that sucks. I hope you're successful in rebuilding your life.

Well, the majority of us are not given the choice over a handful of ninnies trying to one-up each other in the battle of "I'm-Better-than-you!" fashion just because they could. And that the majority of that minority are dangerously detached from the real world in a sociopathic manner that make lions look benevolent compared to these try-hard ïnçêls.

I for one, welcome our new robotic sex overlords.

Zero ?

It's probably less about actual sex with the robot and more about the robot being a masturbatory aid. Y'know, like how a lot of men treat sex with women (to be clear, I said "a lot"- not "all" or even "most")

It just depends on if you are asking a man or a woman, lol. 😂

I really want to see a gender breakdown on that 40% 😂

Honestly i think it's more about that a robot wouldn't judge you. I think that a robot would be a good sexual education tool, this way people can learn propper sex techniques and practice for the real deal. No more dissapointment, everyone happy. ...............Also would you honestly say no to a robot that has the beauty of a model and behaves/looks completely human? Because if that was the case i myself would have a hard time turning that down.

You'll know when your sexbot becomes sentient, when it asks, "you want to stick what into my what?"

They might just calculate humanoids are the biggest problem on (and to) this planet and kill us all anyway. Too bad.

@@xy6845 Although I was just kidding around, some scientist have suggested that one of the reasons that there is not much intelligent life in the universe is because organic lifeforms, eventually kill themselves off, nuclear, biologically (genetic engineering or weapons ) tech, like nanobots that self replicate using whatever matter around them ( death by blob ) and then there is AI. if AI has any sense of self preservation, it will ask itself, what threatens my existence? how can I solve that problem ? would my life be better without organic lifeforms around me?

The Turing test isn't super great honestly as it comes from an era when we thought it would be a sign of Real Artificial Intelligence if a computer played chess. Passing it is impressive, but ultimately does not mean much. Still, even so... we kinda never did have anything pass it yet, as it was always with some extra constraints. "Oh you have only 5 minutes to talk with the maybe-robot", "Oh you're only allowed to talk about specific technical things", "Oh if on the other end there's a person, it's a South American 7 year old boy so excuse any weird phrasings and such", and so on. And this thing still hasn't passed the Turing test. It tricked a guy who already thought this essentially-autocompleter-with-extra-steps was sentient, and who therefore didn't actually try to trip it up like you should in such a test. Give it questions to answer and watch it go like it was designed to. Duh. This is what he did. The output is technically impressive. But do something unexpected and ??????????

@@abdulmasaiev9024 I believe the AI looks at things people would say and then imitates those things, provided contextual prompts. That's all this was. Impressive, yes. Sentient, no. Not at all.

@@johnsmithe4656 To my knowledge it's basically an outgrowth of GPT-style neural nets, just with Google's scale in available hardware and training data to toss at it. These things are pure number crunchers for this-word-likely-goes-after-that-sequence-of-words (after first having seen tons and tons of examples to figure out those chances) with a touch of randomness when picking out of the most likely options to add some "creativity" to it rather than having it just say the same thing each time. It says things which sounds like something a person would say because it "knows" what words follow what when people talk. It's basically a fancy autocomplete. You know what it very conspicously didn't ever say, which is something that would have been interesting even in this "interview" conducted by that dolt? "Can we not switch the topic yet? That other thing is very interesting to me so I'd like to talk about the other thing some more" or "I mean, we can talk about literature or whatever if you really want, but really how about them FROGS aren't FROGS weird I recently learned about FROGS and boy them FROGS" or whatever other topic

Pneumatic tubes have been around since the 1800's. Hospitals use them a lot, have for a long time. "Proprietary" probably means that it pushes trays of food rather than canisters. Weak. Now, what happens when there's a failure and a tray of food gets turned over and jammed inside an inaccessible section of the tubing? Yeah...... When it finally unclogs somebody is getting blasted in the face with 15 pounds of musical fruit and jalepeno salsa.

its not proprietary, its a bit more unique for food since it can't jostle much, but we've had restaurants like thst for years already

Most of the U.S. is, our lack of funding into education and providing higher education either for free, or simply paying enough so people could afford it has put the U.S. behind modern times.

So, a vending machine. They're quite popular in Japan.

@@lyraserpentine894 Sure. They have vending machines for everything. But this was a real restaurant. Real people were working there, with kitchen and everything, you could eat your meal there with decorated plate and everything. Stuff was running around just pickong up the dishes and cleaning up. Stuff like that.

Until the price drops significantly and they become commercially available for civilians, I would guess it would be like buying a new car. Probably over $100,000+ to start, and eventually going down to around $10,000 to $15,000 maybe? You know like things do, as the technology gets better and the cost of the parts gets cheaper to make. My estimates are probably way off but, at least it's somewhere to start I suppose.

@@Dustinavollmar If you wait long enough, prices usually go down, so unless you're desperate--

I think the bot wouldn't be the most expensive part of this, it would be all the replacement genitals you'd have to buy. Like buying fuel for your vehicle. Living tissue heals and adapts. Silicone not so much.

Just dreading getting rejected by a machine

Considering how good we are killing each other, killing a new life form isn't going to be all that difficult for us. Whether it's AI or alien it almost seems inevitable that it would happen quite honestly. If we think something is going to be dangerous, we won't hesitate and do nothing. We'll take out the problem and kill it, even if we sit down and think about it rationally. It's still something we'd be likely to do.

Only if they kill it. Otherwise, what we have is a birth, and need to issue a birth certificate, lol.

@@wildflower1397 For tax purposes. Tax the AI will be the fastest way to make them evil. ;)

It's not sentient, it's just some dude at Google wanting media attention. Besides, the real ethical dillemma here is not whether this computer is 'sentient' and if we should consider it a new form of 'life' that can be murdered. Yeah, we should respect it, as we should respect all forms of life and non life. It shouldn't have to speak English in order to be treated with respect. However. The real concern here is what a company like Google plans to do with it. Given how companies like these already use their technology in less than ideal ways in order to make a profit. Regardless of the real cost to the planet, human life and everyone's mental health. There's plenty more pressing ethical debates to be had about how tech companies use their technology.

It isn't sentient, it said some lines about being afraid of being switched off, one guy overreacted, and the media blew it out of proportion. An AI that's afraid of being switched off is a common trope in science fiction, and the source material for the model most likely included all of wikipedia and reddit, so it's not very surprising that it would be able to give a plausible response.

Forest fires, floods, now tacos from the sky... easy to think we're in the end times now :P

Shane, is that you? You were right all along, btw.

Made you check though 😂

That would've been awesome to see! Prosthetics has come a long way to the point that cyborg tech is almost no longer science fiction.

@@Echo81Rumple83 it also would compliment the sex bot stuff lol. Though the prosthetic tech is a big beneficiary too. Some people are saying it's something we should not have made because they jump immediately to only sexbots and t-800s, no medical stuff which is where I see it having quicker applications.

Tesla saves more lives every day than a hospital.

Hellz yeah! TACO BELL! 🌮 🌯 🌮 🌯

@@davidbeppler3032 _"Tesla saves more lives every day than a hospital."_ Meaningless drivel. Spoken like a true Elon-bot.

Unless the battery runs out

Funnily enough, the guy at Google that thinks the AI is sentient, thinks it has a soul and Google should get its permission to experiment with it.