Yes.

A meatball man lives in a meatball house. Is he made of house, or is the house made of him? He screams, for he does not know.

i think the answer to all of the above is YES

Aren't we all just meatballs?

Well,that'll be next.eating oneself,great porn for someone...

My white 1996 Ford Bronco won't ever do that.

​@@e0o9kii still to this day you are stuck in the vehicle 😂😂😂😂

Tesla model X opens the door alone without saying anything

Driver: "Why not?" Ford: "Because it is..." *music begins playing* ta...da...daaaah... tadaaaaah "repossessed." bum bum bum bum.

I know a good anti-harrasment "lawyer" or a "luthier" if you need a tune-up - sounds good for now! Just keep the fresh prints off the Bel-aire in graffittivilleinstein. i'm a pharced criton notoyodali.

It is so unsettling and downright terrifying

I'm sorry... It's terminal

@@pedromoura1446 Time for ford to go then. I'll start building the guillotines.

Post terminal stage

​@@raenico5285so far post-terminal that it's looped back to the 1920s

Ford made a car out of weed in 1941. There's video of it on KZfaq. America legalized weed to fight the Nazis during World War II. There's also video of that on KZfaq.

But it makes perfect sense to dump our waste and sewerage directly into our fresh waterways then watch it float out to sea into our most important ecosystem..so with that solved we can forget about it and focus on the important things like extra thumbs and will smith eating spaghetti

As does working together

America legalized "Marihuana" to fight and win World War II. Watch the 1942 USDA video, *Hemp for Victory.* This is how to stop climate change today.

Make water a multi-trillion dollar industry, and we'll suddenly have more than we could use in a thousand lifetimes. No one works on water, because no one gets rich providing water. That's one of the major failings of capitalism: there's no reason to do sensible tings; only lucrative ones.

@@AMortalDefiant OHHH!! People are getting rich over water. You are being naive. Ask Nestle.

Try 3 Then you update the software till it's 5yo, and then you simply buy the newer model that comes with extra doors and a shiny new painting with a new patented color I'd rather own a beetle that Hitler himself drove than ever falling into this dystopian late capitalism scam. And it can run on anhydrous ethanol (e100) which makes EVs obsolete bc it's a simple engine mod and a change in the consumer's habit by changing the fuel they put in the tank, that is not only carbon neutral bc no new co2 is released, but there's even more of it stored as biomaterials that can also become biofuel and still it'd be carbon neutral at worst. It's solar energy in a biological form, better than luxurious bombs fueled with coal through electricity. Btw, you could literally fuel it with moonshine or any other high proof distillate. So you could grow your own fuel and be entirely self sufficient, nevermore a slave to the oil/automotive industry and their sick world-ending games of profit-seek. Btw, ethanol's been used as a biofuel for half a century already, but there's oil propaganda to disincentivize the use by juggling numbers with percentages and different measuring standards to make it seem like gas is better(after all, ethanol is an old fuel, so it's for old cars. Good cars only drink special flavored gasoline and you'll totally make the engine explode with gunk if you use ethanol, sure). EVs are a capitalist scam to profit on the end of the world. Need to use a car and actively reduce (even reverse!) your emissions? Don't make Elon richer, instead look for how to mod YOUR car's engine(any gas engine afaik can be modded to run on ethanol) and spread the world of ethanol until gas stations become biofuel stations(bigger stuff can run on biodiesel). I'd invest heavily in it if I had any investment money. It's literally just about fighting the oil propaganda and taking this subject out of obscurity, if people knew about this 50 years ago, BP would've been bankrupt by now and Tesla would've never came along to profit out of lying about being green(pushing the blame to the power grid). You don't need a new fancy car, YOUR car that you have right now could be green by this time tomorrow. It's a revolution that could definitively end our dependency on fossil fuels literally overnight. A car that ran on literal water wouldn't be as good as an ethanol one, it's not a full on new car or even prohibitory expensive technology, it's something that has been successfully happening for half a century in Latin America. And it's 80% the efficiency of gas at 60% of the price. But even if it cost 5x more than gas, it'd still be cheaper than a Tesla+electricity bills. And if you ask me, the oil lobby money should be directly used to subsidize the ethanol prices to make it even cheaper to popularize it. You know the "green new deal" budget? Here's where you apply it if you want to actually have the slightest of impacts in fighting climate change.

The apple car would just start driving slower, and slower.

😂

@@ThatOpalGuy and soon the only thing it will be good for is watching KZfaq videos in your very own drive-in theatre.

The market for used cars that predate all this crap is going to be strong.

YES!

Yeah, I didn’t think it could get worse than needing an active subscription for using built in car features, like seat warmers and power windows, but here we are...

@@Tustin2121 I think, from now on, we should all assume that at every point, it will always definitely get worse.

And of course it will never drive off while a child is strapped into a car seat to sit in a junkyard for a month before being crushed.

@@wizardsuth It will then drive off a cliff (if it knows there is a child inside) because, if you can't afford a car you can't afford, or deserve, a child.

This is definitely going to happen and you know Ford will ignore this till it affects sales

I will never be able to look at Will again without having an acid flash-back!

Lucky you

Totally agree.

@Don Quarnstrom omg no I wasn't. This was nightmare fuel last night. My mind was sent, SENT! I'm talking same day delivery sent when that demonic clip popped up. I need to stop saying what I am doing out loud, my phone has it out for me.

Get outside ya nerd!

Yeah we've never had problems like authentication failures or Bank servers failing or just plain poor programming break something before. I'm sure this is going to be completely fine, there will be no problems from a 2 ton Ford F-250 just running away from its owner.

@@xmlthegreat Omg I can see the comedy movies with this scene in it- coming soon!!! N

@@xmlthegreat what if there is no gas in the car?

@@LollieVox Better question: What if there is a baby in the car ? Or it's just a hot day and the AC cuts out during a commute.

Beware, though; the AI I used was not able to generate robots piloting a spaceship when it has been in Asimov's books for half a century.

Or people that are just so embarrassingly misinformed it should be illegal, are doomsaying over what are essentially advanced text predictions paired with a smart calculator. Extremely useful but not actually intelligent in any sense of the word.

Relax dude

You have an incredibly poor understanding of what ai is.

Instead of fighting the technology how about we make sure that the productivity gains get shared fairly this time around.

Just ask Edward Snowden🤷🏼‍♀️😢

Say hello to the goats for me.

That’s what a goat would say

Which one of the goats drives the bus while you type?

@@australien6611 Don't be silly. The goat is the one making the posts.

Sunny is the goat that thinks he the best driver. He rides next to me , presses buttons and occasionally shifts into neutral

Hahaha.really.so true.and should I be concerned that I know who * Christine* is?

hey, anyone gonna put thumbs on cars?

With cars getting smart themselfs, the cars will be using the extra thumb to use text to video for some sexy vintage bronco on cuntash action.

🤣

That's if the cars make it there. If this fall apart that badly I would not be surprised if such cars self driving their way tot he yards are damaged by angry people who want to vent at their situation and feel guilt free as there is no one in the car (hopefully).

'My AI brings all cars to the yard'

He saw a picture of your weenie

More likely a joke he told. Stephen is always very pleased with himself.

Right??? I wanna have the behind the scenes video of that one!😂

@@corscorp Then why are you here

@@corscorp as he should be, most people who watch him are pleased with him as well. Why would you waste time and energy watching things that pucker your asshole in disapproval?

You emptied your hard drive.

Ii. Wanna be famous

And im drunk

And. Love you brooseepheeena

That just got my disk hard.

Hah.not apologizing.haha

Ford can send dozens of cop cars 🚔 to chase your white 90s Ford Bronco down a busy LA highway and they'll never catch it.

And professional athletes have set harmfully unrealistic expectations of my running and jumping abilities.

They also have the "gifts that keep on giving!"

"I love you Lucy Liu bot." "I love you too PHILLIP J. FRY."

@@marvinvargas4988 Who in your life expects you to run as fast as a professional athlete? Meanwhile women everywhere are expexted to perform like porn stars.

They don't want to have to pay someone to go out and get the car. If they can get the car to do it itself, that's one less human they have to employ. Which means more money for the shareholders.

@@AndiNewtonian I believe you. It's not like they actually go in person. But the point is that this is car technology advancement for the sake of careless greedy leechers, which is just amazing to me. Instead of tackling(facing) the real problem(people) and accommodating the people in financial problems, they'd rather make it easier to make money off of them. Treating the people like a hinderance they can use tech to save money on.

@@AndiNewtonian It'd normally be a dark joke. Like the fake advertisement to sell bullet-proof vests to children instead of doing something about the real issue. Except in this case the "add" is real.

@@nanyubusnis9397 There are REAL book bags with bullet-resistant panels, and they are sold for children.

@@MonkeyJedi99 That's messed up.

Sadly, another example of how shameless assholes can thrive on the Internet, trying to turn any forum of public discourse that they can get their digital mitts on into a spammy, advertising cesspool. This is exactly the reason why we can't have nice things online.

cherie busiere -- Closest I can see is Wayfair skull coffeemaker. Put me down for one too if you find the real deal

@@Author_Alyssa_Taylor deal! Have a wonderful day!

This is really interesting! I had a childhood friend with extra pinky toes (they were fused to the regular toe, and had to be removed when she was an adolescent). Never heard of humans with extra fingers, but it stands to reason that it happens.

@@bluegreenglue6565 Yeah, my friend showed me when she had her first child. They came out of the side of her tiny hands. One was workable. The other was not. They removed them within a couple of weeks after birth. She'll never even know she had them unless someone tells her or her own children have them.

@@bluegreenglue6565 I heard quite a few cats have extra digits.

Conversely, I had a friend in grade school who only had one finger per hand (and perhaps one toe per foot? I never asked) and his mother had the same thing. He was a great shortstop in baseball, even though he had to catch the ball, then drop his glove to throw two-handed.

I had a cousin with an extra thumb. They surgically removed one, but it turned out they removed the wrong one, so he always had a backwards thumb.

Tesla. Blekkkkkk