i know his guitar playing was sloppy but actually pretty decent his singing voice could be good if he practiced more

Bahaha. Same. This dude is so full of himself that I thought this would be garbage. But it wasn't half bad.

I'm not 100% certain Seagal is actually playing the guitar. His strumming style does not always match up.

Yeah I'm having a hard time figuring out what he is doing@@stevelibby6852

@@stevelibby6852 He's for sure playing but obviously there's another more proficient guitar player also playing. It's mostly beginnery pentatonic licks being played a bit sloppy by segal but tbf lots of players play sloppy like that live.

If there was award for funniest KZfaq comments, you'd get a nomination

If you don't believe it...just ask him. He does have a beautiful collection of guitars though. Like a blind man owning 72 automobiles and not being able to drive any of them.

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Road House is about as close as we're ever going to get.

Awesome idea!!! Steven Seagal would be perfect for a film like that... Superb martial artist, unrivaled playwright, brilliantly versatile character... Steven Seagal would have surpassed Davinci or Michaelangelo had he lived in the Florentine Reinaissance...

Same argument could be said about how Bruce Lee never became a dancer by day, and ass kicker by night. Bruce Lee is a dancing champion in real life, shame we never get to see that display on film.

He can't really fight! He sucks as an actor! He is a total asshole to work with! He is wanted for TAX EVASION in the US! That is why now he rides his Broom all over Russia teaching his Bullshido! He goes to prison if he comes back to the U.S.

Because he is horrible at either one???

Lol

That's funny as hell

What a great comment

Underrated comment

Stevie Ray Douche Nozzle live.

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Heyyyy whats up you guys!!

Funniest comment I’ve read all year

@@DernRern Marty schwartz here!

oh man, that was very good

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I choked my chicken 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 o my god what the hell 😂😂😂😂

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Dude forgot he turned the volume down lmmfao.

It’s all part of the performance. You wouldn’t understand

Still better than Eddie Van Halen.... 😆

@@johnhareiel5118 🤣

"Above the slaw"and"hard to spill" ya mean?

Doug Jones hahah. 🤣. Good stuff. He has a black belt alright. Too bad it’s made of licorice.

Yeah. And ate the whole place.

Ha ha that shit is hilarious good old Steve lying on himself

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@garfinn4555 Well, it comes and goes, that "confidence." Lol he has to pray and hope the sound engineers are suffocating his guttural abhorrences here and there. You can see it in his sweat and his and the rest of the group glancing back pretty often. We can't all play into or believe his little act. He can't sing or act.

Lol he's a bad actor and a joke at martial arts/fighting... but overall this act wasn't as bad as I thought it would be... his singing is ok for blues, but his playing was def off at times and didn't sound right. But overall it wasn't terrible lol

He's a master of lying, running like a girl, eating, changing ethnicity, human trafficking and se*ual assault. He does all of that better than playing the guitar.

I am a guitarist, my wife is an aikido black belt; we agree that his aikido is better than his guitar, but it's not a very high bar.

That ain't saying much

@@user-cf1vb6op5h You'd be surprised how many casual guitar players there are. I'm a guitarist, I play by ear, I'm decent at timing, I know the scales sorta, can do rhythms and leads, but get me singing at the same time? NOPE. I can sing and play my own stuff, but other peoples music is something I can't and he can. He should've went music full time lol.

IKR the blues is easy to master its 2 strings - but would people pay to come see me play ? nope , i know hes a horrible c*** & everyone hates him but i havent made an album or got live shows

Rob Schneider

They could play this country thing in Mafia 2 game to entertain players while they try to drive the cars.😂😂😂

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Dude the guy can play a lil and sing and def kick all of your asses and you all hate on the guy who is superior to you all.

@@mercedese5507 and the loads of 💩 he drops in the toilet dwarf what any of you could come close to producing.. wait can I still say dwarf??

Yeah i think its decent choice of notes but sloppy as hell

pretty good imo. years ago, from his playing, i learned a blues chord i had missed (9th note in b7 chord iirc)

I don't mind sloppy - Hendrix was sloppy. Garcia was sloppy. But although he is competent, these "licks" are straight out of a beginners' lesson book. This guy couldn't get gig without his fame

I don't think it's not that bad

Yeah as a guitarist, its not bad at all…he actually hit a notes that has bluesy feel…

Does he have so many friends =)

​@@TheFarzad85 Seagal never met a dollar he didn't steal...

HAHAHAHA

And straight to DVD.

Just like Trump does.

Lmfao indeed. The sniper shades and everything

@@BassLove91 I don't blame him for parting with it, it's probably his lucky outfit when he lead the team that took out Bin Laden.

@@aholder4471 Seagal sat on Bin Laden's face till he suffocated

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I just farted!

Rhythmically impaired.

Jeff Beck picks the same way but no one will compare Seagal to Jeff Beck.

Wes Montgomery picking. He's a serious player, yo

There is no right way to pick a guitar. It’s all about what works for you and the sound you are trying to achieve.

The fact of the matter is "Guitar Hero" picking is a form of picking that is very acceptable among blues guitarists due to the tonal qualities involved in just using your thumb.

They call it a skippy

Once didn't even sit his guitar down, while he was teaching Silva how to punch.

He's Steven Seagal. He can do anything and that is the greatest song ever written. He said so.

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Best answer ever man!

you did? shit if a basic blues riff is enough to win you over that's kinda sad.

The total performance was okay. I played it for my band not saying who it was and it was okay by them. He loses it here and there, but okay. The best shredders are always overshadowed by those that perform (sing and play), at least audiences that actually want to hear/dance to songs. And adept composers also are higher on the scale than shredders too.

@@dhhh6335 real blues are basic.......you just don't understand the blues.

Touche'

Dude that shit is funny!!!!!!! But they could also be GROUP OF HAS BEENS.

Or, better yet, Crock Of Seagals.

Okay... I see what you did there :):):)

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Hahah! He can barely hold the guitar. He looks like Rick James playing bass...

That thumb thing is so weird.

He taught John mayer the thumb technique

How a 10yr old plays guitar hero.

​@@evvignesonly if you don't listen to blues (or flamenco). Many great players like Jimi, Scofield, Montgomery, Mayer and others have used it for certain songs.

That's just complete bullshit. You're shit excuse of a human.

singing and playing at the same time is actually hard. He is quite decent in the guitar with that unorthodox style of playing with his thumb.

@@carlosluismendez7392 stop the cap bro bro 😂

@@harls7317 haha I think he’s a good singer some body builder told me too checkout his music today

@@carlosluismendez7392 He's actually a pretty good runner considering his running technique is hopping backwards on one leg. Edit: also notice he never actually sings and plays at the same time, he plays licks between the sung phrases

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Or beat you up if you say he aint good lol

Good jam

@@kumarapatch1234 more like get gassed out and needing a cheeseburger

@@beefnacos6258 yeah maybe you're right

Spinal tap were solid musicians though. But they are both severely detached from reality 😆

Truly, one of the linguists of our time. He clearly expressed the human condition of how an amputee feels in modern society. Brought me to tears, just like his acting.

Maybe that's why he prefers to sit down most of the time 🤔

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I agree lots of the licks landed well. But the signature lick of that song, the one that’s repeated a hundred times, is a little too fast to be played with just your thumb, even if that thumb has killed men.

Yeah but they use their other fingers too not just their thumb. The thumbs for the bass line. Middle and pointer are lead

better than modern Motley Crue or Guns and Roses

I appreciate a genuine , thoughtfull assessment of his playing rather than the idiotic and cruel commentary of the others.

Bahahah. That really made me laugh out loud. Reading the comments, I didn’t expect that one. Niceree

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This one legit got me. Lol

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30 here.

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That's the best reply yet..you rock

But do you use your thumb

If you wanna hear what Stephens guitar sounds like Just turn your volume down and close your eyes

He's got very talented backing musicians carrying him.

​@@scottycunningham1413 😂 he doesn't

It's annoying isn't it he obviosuly crap.. but just not quite crap enough for the absolute c#nt he is

Lol

"Allegedly..." - Steven Segal

That laugh woke me up far more than my morning coffee ever could! He follows it up with 'The Shat Pant Scat'

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I just woke up my baby laughing at this. Thanks a lot. 🤣

Funniest thing possible, thank you

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He failed but he certainly decided to try

Because he's famous and surrounded by yes men.

Well said.

WTF are you even on about?? The man has 16 million + dollars, huge houses, lots of fans and company, and does whatever he wants AND not only is he mildly decent at each task but HE THINKS he's awesome at it. Id love to have his life. He is living the/a dream!

He would have had to be humble in the first place for that to happen 😅

Honestly if he had retired in the early 2000s, more people would have liked him

no sane person stops while they're ahead, and if peeps dont like you after youve lost, fuck em

You nailed it give# me the blues having to listen to the whole song

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Its giving me suicidethaughts

It gave me the runs.....

As bad as Lol Wayne is at least he actually picks the notes

The comments are purely down to Seagal and his many nonsense claims. His choice, his consequences.

@@byteme9718 Care to elaborate on these nonsensical claims? I’ve not heard any.

@@Boogieplex Really? KZfaq is full of interviews where he makes the most outrageous claims. Perhaps you should watch a few and then see why he gets the kind of attention he does.

@@byteme9718 If you don’t have the time to name one single claim, im not going on some crusade witch hunt. Name one or move on with yourself. People are bagging on his guitar playing, i never heard him make a claim he was above average.

@@Boogieplex He may be you wank fantasy by hey, it's 2023 and I won't judge that. He provokes a certian reaction and you'll see that in many of the comments here. I never help people too lazy to search. I can't be bothered because he'll stick if my feed and I leave myself open to the accusation I selected particular videos.

bird718 this killed me, best comment yet

That's pretty harsh but you got me cracking up.

The guy is fake

John Legg is it deep fake?

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh, what ya tryin to say willis?

seek help

Real blues. Fake martial arts. It's a push.

Thats epic

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you cant fake your way through an entire song....let alone a lifetime

Guitar Orgy he’s such an asshole

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Same, still real funny though

Very accurate. If you multiply zero by infinity it is still zero 👌

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Touch my camera through the fence

Hey Bro Let's Laugh Together! Bruhaaaaa 🤣🤣

With one of the bands of all time!

In Minecraft

There is certainly something to be said about his guitar playing. When he opened his guitar case, the audience knew that they were about to hear something. They were not wrong.

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I’m impressed that Steven was guitar enough for guitar playing guitar, very black goatee.

Yeah it pays $50 a show.

Steven Seagal is starting a band and says you’re in. Got it? And don’t complain about his playin’. He doesn’t like that. Are we clear? Good.

i would be a great honor....... i have no job

Well, he's a millionaire celebrity, so...HELL YES.

And getting free bullshido lessons? Nobody would say no

Lol ... Well y don't u step to the ole man .... I bet he'd wad u up before u could cry mamma !!!! Lol even at 80 or whatever he is now !!!

@@DS-mm6fh what? Lol, when did I say I wanted to fight the guy. I just said he’s a piece of shit human being who’s decent at guitar.

He actually is FAR better at guitar than anything else he’s ever done, but he’s still utterly SHITE! 🤣🤣🤣

this is god awful what are you on about 😂

@@Flameb0 oh the music itself is terrible, but specifically his guitar playing is way more competent than I expected. Keep in mind my expectations couldn’t have been lower, lol.

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give me a timestamp please :D

Yeah theres many times that happens especially the rythym parts he is playing some of those cruddy repetitive licks though it seems.

That is the power of aikido from Sensei seagal.

There are two guitars. During the verses he's playing along with the bass. You can tell he's actually playing because at one point his guitar has feedback and he turns the volume knob down, and then seconds later he _forgets_ he turned it down and in a panic grabs his guitar's cord, thinking it got unplugged. EDIT-which, by the way, in and of itself is hysterical. Must be all those asses he kicked, causing him to be forgetful as he wistfully remembers the days of being an unassailable badass. He's still a badass now, of course, but back then he was an unassailable badass.

Lol…you’re not a guitarist…

hes trying to finger pick it like the old blues guys but failing miserably

As funny as that sounds, thats how jazz musician Wes Montgomery played and it actually sounds great when he does it

Yep was about to say, Wes Montgomery, one the most influential musicians ever did only use his thumb

I commented on the thumb as well....They had his axe turned down....

He wants to be a finger-picker, but doesn't want the years of hard work it would take to develop. Either that or all his other fingers are broken from learning Aikido.

So many people are being unkind and overly critical in the comments section. I think he's playing and singing well. Respect to him.

​@@tomy8339let's not go too far now, one decent guitar performance doesn't equal the greatest star of all time

stop playing music

Yea , he's actually petty darn good !! 🙂 👍

To bad he sucks at playing guitar. He makes ears bleed.

Playing stairway to heaven.

Right?! Not your average douchebag. A whole ‘nutha level 😆😆

@@russtownsend2898 You don't know what you're talking about.

@@russtownsend2898 he can’t play stairway to heaven.

It's much better than I thought it would be for sure.

yeah...they are all hating on him,..I can play....not bragging...I DEFINATELY have better chops...BUT...HES JAMMING HERE!!...didnt try to be flashy...what the song needed...well he brought it....and regardless of the keyboard warriors on here...he brought it and did a damn good job!!....would have been a pleasure to jam this tune with him!...it aint all about being flashy.....he played for the song.

It surprised me it wasn't shit. He's not a legend or anything but he's as good as a small time band headlining local festivals. It's just goofy because it's Steven Seagal but if it was anyone else people wouldn't be ragging on this.

@@americanpig-dog7051 I agree....dude really was killing it!..he wasnt trying to overplay it...played for the song and did a good job...people are hating because its him....truth is...they are just mad he could play better than them....ooohhhhh....and kick their ass at the same time...dont forget that part...because even if they dont like that either....dude can fight too! lol

@@WarrenSt.James_Guitarist IDK if he can fight these days. Guy has turned into a mockery of himself.

Doesnt take a geniuz

He's playing it lil wayne style. puttin' that thumb to work.

@@eltonjohnson Wes played with his thumb.

Really? I don't play so I wouldn't know, but it actually looks fake. Seems like he can actually sing though, if that's really him singing live, then he's great.

@@gringochucha do not fucking compare Wes to Steven

lololol write me a lettaaaauuu then goes from New orleeeeens to fkin Ethiopia LOL

Yeeeeh we ol wake in da moaninah!!! Actually he coined that phrase!

His very talented (but evidently hard-up for work) band managed to polish the turd. If he was playing this at an open mic night with basic backing it would appear just as it is - SHITE

Hes not doing anything but faking

@@heveyweightheveyweight5399 exactly....

Legit I heard a bit of his album though and I was like "wtf why is it good"

@Indigo V Are you one of those dorks that thinks Aikido is real?

Bryan McCarthy But why, did you read comments, or just wondering, is he worse guitarist, singer or actor, waisting 6 precious minutes.

@@flemminghedemann8119 He's not too bad as a player...but I wouldn't pay to see him play.

lol im almost there. Wish me luck.

Lasted til the end of it but couldn't have done it without the good comments section of this video.

These fucking hilarious comments are getting me through the video

Yes,he's a shyster,good eye.

I was thinking the same thing. His technique is awful

I was thinking the same...lol

Sounds like good $2 entertainment for the bored and tone deaf. 😝 Everybody's gotta be someplace...🤔

"You gotta pay your dues if ya wanna sing the blues and ya know it don't come easy."

Khanspiritor NRG holy shit lmao

Lmfao great comment

Ouch, but funny.

Yup! Unfortunately I tried to defend him in another utube comments where he's showing off a dozen or so of his Vintage guitars on the lawn (he has over 300). Well, he played just one 4 second lick, and it gave me the impression that he had game. But the opening "shuffle" in this video showed me this guy's got zero groove! Like a white guy trying to dance at a hip-hop concert - no rhythm, no groove! And then the thumb picking and the same pentatonic run he stumbled through on repeat. Oh, and the one double stop, slide lick...also on repeat. He might be able to fool those who don't play an instrument or listen to guitar driven music...but he ain't fooling guitar players!

@@lueysixty-six7300 I dont think any1 could of explained it better. You hit the nail on the head! BUT me as a white man can say you sir are wrong about white guy having no rhythm! I am deeply and offended there are many white ppl that can dance their ass off. I am without a doubt.... NOT one of them! 😂😂😂. If it came down to me amd a 14yr old North Korean boy in a dance off to prevent a nuclear war. We would be in war with them. LOL lol😂😂😂. Now that's funny and this green i got it killer!!!!

YOU ARE only one HO understand SS skills in AIKIDO T ISIS

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For a man that runs like a girl. His singing and guitar playing ability is much better than his acting.

@@Hanzyscure LOL I agree though, not that bad, I feel like people would like him more with all of these stuff he does if it wasnt for his arrogance

He is deadly in the art of handshake tosses 😶

Who cares .....he will never find you.....too busy eating

Thx, Mr. Seagul senior

Beefy J Willington he was at the crossroads to teach Robert Johnson the blues. 👖

Also been flying helicopters for like 47 years. Lol had to throw tom segura in there

He's also been dancing his whole life

@@michaelll you should send this in so they can roast him on the podcast 😆

"...not very well, but still."