I didn't know that

@@veronicamurray5417 Steven Seagal did

@@ThatKa5p3r sarcasm escapes you dear Kasper? love from Australia 😎

@@veronicamurray5417 No. Jokes escape you "dear"??

@@ThatKa5p3r yeah probably right ✌️ love from Australia

He obviously understands the importance, and relation of moisture and humidity.

@@rwh2559 For sure. Maybe he will turn on the sprinklers far a few minutes to make sure his $250,000 Martins don't dry out and crack.

@@williardbillmore5713 This is why Segal is so smart...he gets it.

​@@rwh2559 "Segal. He gets it" new Fender ad campaign 2024

@@glueforall 🤣

Whether its swords, guitars or hot dogs, Seagal is king.

@@moncorp1 , no just hot dogs, burgers, ice cream, latent heart attacks, diabetes, and strokes.

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Steven Seagal went to the crossroads and into the nearest buffet.....

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He is an amazing human. That’s for sure.

@@ASM881 an amazing sex pest too

Humiliation

He ok

Why hasn't that guy ever speak up he mumbles like Brando

a right handed one at that

It makes it even harder for them when Seagull said Jimi had "thousands of strats" :)

Came here to say this. Why must so many great vintage guitars be hoarded away from the rest of us?

He played a right handed guitar...

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Lol. He'd be having judo rampage.

lol

Who in their right mind would lay expensive musical instruments on the on the grass.? This guy some moron?

Funny stuff.... I'll have to look out for that

like the way he run, his thumb is fast, i think the guitar is scared, so it just play, to live another day

@@mortenjrgensen9138 Seagal couldn't scare even a ukulele...

He plays the guitar like a 5 year old who just picked the instrument up for the first time.

@@towlie337 I agree... I have been playing guitar in all kinds of bands for over50 years and I have NEVER seen a guitar player play electric guitar with his thumb alone. When a non player picks up a guitar the first thing they do is to strum the strings with their thumb. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I'm dyin here lmao!

Ha ha

Was that before or after he invented the Machida front kick?

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Killing!

correct

kamaboko1 yeah i thought i was seeing things. I wouldnt put any of my cheap guitars on the grass outside like that,but im also not a self involved pompous ass who craves attention. Im kidding,im all those things but still wouldnt treat my guitars that way.

The Fang put his basses around the swimming pool

i know right. what a fucking moron

Take it easy Their just Chibson !

Well...he was born Johnny Allen, so could be a true statement. His father legally changed his name to James Marshall later. That said, we all know that's not what this jackass meant! Stephanie Seagull probably has very little to no real music history knowledge.

Lol 🤣

It's actually true though. Jimi used to play Jazzes sporadically and Steve-o has one.

@@OM10PYE Hendrix also had a 1958 or 1959 Flying V, a sweet 3-humbucker SG, and many other really amazing guitars. Guy was a musical genius but he was a little guitarded.

@@OM10PYE jimis jazz master is on reverb for 750k and looks nothing like the one in this video. Seagal is full of shit

Yeah man ....in a whisper !! 🎸😁

You said it bro!!!.............This guy is a moron....

This comment wins the internet! Genius! I genuinely spat my drink out when I read it!

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and you run funny....

Haha

Isn't that a great way to warp the neck. Laying on the wet ground

Dude that's the first thing I thought of. Seriously? Laying out on the lawn? You should see his stamp collection up in the roof!

I agree I would at least throw a blanket down , something dam it !! lol

“Cos I am a rich shit in guitar world”

LMFAO

Dude, I was there! I was Stage Right, behind the euphonium player, shredding on kazoo- and you should see my kazoo collection! 🤘🏾

hes a serious expert of musical bullshido blues

Yep

It’s Jimi

To be fair it was the narrator who called it a strat but still, from what ive seen of segal hes not a great player

It was actually a P Bass 😂

Yes! That made me laugh! I have several Jazzmasters, looking at them it's very easy to see the difference between Jazzmasters and Stratocasters. 😄

Mihai Albu he’s not a serious player at all; he’s a terrible joke on guitar.

@Mihai Albu You don't get it do you? I have met easily hundreds of guitarist in my life and not a single one of them has ever said I'm a serious player. LMAO. It was cringy like he was trying to prove something. Also half of the guys I met acted like they sucked and then they picked up the guitar and they completely shredded it. So again. The guy is just a big pile of shit whether he's good at the guitar or not. Just a shitty delusional person. He even acts the same way that he did in his movies. The roles in the stardom has gotten to his head.

@@1965JB is he? Im about to look for footage

beef nacos Yup, he’s terrible. I played bass in a few Chicago blues bands for about 20 years. Toured all over N. America and Europe, played a ton of big festivals and did a bit of recording. I’ve had the opportunity to watch and play with hundreds of very good, dedicated blues guitarists from around the world, including two of Muddy Waters’ sons. Played in a few house bands for jam sessions over the years too. So I can guarantee you that he’s the worse than the worst of anyone I’ve ever played with. He can physically play mostly the right notes and stuff, but he has zero musical feel or sense. I just stumbled upon some vid of him playing and couldn’t believe that people thought he was a good guitar player. He is 100% hack. I hope this is the last time I think about it!

@@1965JB I have heard this before about him and the thought gives me the same feeling. I have been playing for 40 years and never could play with a band that well because I make rhythm errors that piss off other band members. I could probably overcome the deficiency if I dedicated the time and paid for some help. I play because I enjoy it a lot regardless. I wouldn't go around bragging, only to get called out on my shit. Segal didn't play a lick through the entire video. The other buzz going around is that he isn't as advanced at martial arts as he claims to be either.

I'd check the provenance of anything I took off Seagal

Why? He clearly loves the blues, and is a huge blues guy, just like you.

Seagal is also a HUGE blues guy. And I mean huge.

This is literally the greatest comment on the internet, ever.

This is very important information! I think it's going to be a new Amendment in the Constitution!!

I know, he totally Seagalled that sentence! And I was so trying not to be just another hater, too! 🤣 Steven why d'you make it so hard! Y'know... Seagal is the perfect personification of how the rest of the world sees America, when the States think they're being so cool! *An overweight middle-age balding man* 😎 "Hi-ya Hi-yaah! And check out my 300 Stratocasters too, while I flex at you!!"🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸 😆😆🤣Soz, not all of America all of the time - just a side of y'all sometimes.

Wow people who are so judgemental yet so wrong and so full of themselves. He IS a serious player and anyone that has seen him play guitar would know that.

Actually, the guy can play...

Dragan He has some fans of his movies. He knows how to play guitar. He knows something about martial arts. He characterizes himself as a zen master. But in reality, he’s a narcissistic poser who’s never done anything original. He takes from others and claims as his own.

@@commanderthorkilj.amundsen3426 Stevie can play very well, Ive seen him play and his unique style of martial arts is no joke. You believe whatever you like, its your choice.

That HAS to be the name of his new band: Dojo Mojo.

What a gentle burn

@Coldisle walk past a Burger Joint ?

Play guitar

Play guitar, know a martial art, be a cop. All he hasn’t done. Lol

Stop me from laughing when here his "chops".

He cant play worth a flying fuck...that's what

LOL

LMAO

Hi hi hi hi hi you're right.

Trolls

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He didn’t start at negative? That’s rather generous of you.

@@burningblueskyband Lol beat me to it, i won't put him up a notch, but even if i was he would most certainly still be well into the negatives. Its sad he has iconic guitars from BB,SRV and The Iceman but cant play for shite.

@@dunxy eh still I'm not saying puting them in a lawn is good practice but at least he cares about them If he wasn't a pompous prick, I wouldn't even care that he can't play good shit and would just think, good for him, alas, he is...

That high, huh? I was thinking more like 0.1

With a guitar!

The former songs are covers

Well then ffs get a janitor to dust his punani.

Ya, hexwas Robert Johnson before he shape shifted and changed his name.

U missed off "sex and drugs and sausage rolls"

Seagal is the Great Pretender.

Haha

he can actually play guitar tho no lie

Piss Poor

Steven is actually a very good guitar player so you are wrong about that.

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Ed Smith 😂😂

I feel better now... I was really starting to doubt myself after picking up number 16 over the weekend

Yes like adding stripes to your sports car gives you like 5 more horse power lmao

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The craftsmanship..... .....is impeccable.

He can play one chord.......over and over and over and.........

His band is on KZfaq. It's not bad, like average local pub band. He's a sloppy player but not a beginner. Definitely not on a professional level

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The Butterfly Effect if you are going to be funny at least spell Hendrix name right. It JIMI.

LOLOLOL exactly !!!

@John Clayton yeah and if he's not he will arrest you haha

And then I kicked his ass.

Play with what ? His wig ?

I almost choke while eating reading this comment. 😂

I'm killing my side laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You mean his thumb lol

Right? The whole Chuck Norris joke fad should have been about him instead

Awh crap... I'm a talentless hack. Dang it!

Like you.

You're not kidding... this guy is full of shit.

Bit arbitrary…

right on, I have played nearly everyday for 12 years, and I have realized in the last 6 how much I suck. Would gladly go toe to toe with Segal, haha, "thumb technique" bhahaha

Endless supply of black Shinola!

Jimi had a few but not a thousand.. Haha.

So if Hendrix had even 100's of strats why doesn't douche bag own one of them. Never saw any picture or video of Jimi playing that Jazz Master - i suppose there is some level of authentication associated with it vs yet another Seagal lie.

He was just saying.......dig .

T. I. N Mateus it was the narrator, it was Steve that said it was a Jazzmaster. Moron.

You sound salty

LOL

I think he meant his cd collection.

check for clips of him playing live...he doesnt play lol he has somebody do it for him, he can't sing eather.

Or ACT

How may movies have you been in?

MegaGuitarpicker this guy is a joke, a rich joke at that.

one

Most likely.

Hmm apparently you don't play either then hahaha.

Travis shit

How to say you can't play guitar without saying you can't play guitar...

@@dunxy i trained in classical and my technique for finger picking bettter than most of the the profession guitarist....I appreciate his style because i cant play this style better than him. so I do play guitar....

And grew all the trees

@@danielnichols5632 And pulled the trees down by hand, then hand carved them with a swiss army knife!

What a great statement right?😅

Good at eating everything at the Eat All You Can buffet?

not for fukn long if he lays it out in the grass like that. what a colossal dipshit.

1919 or 1991?...Ibanez wasn't in business at the time being that it is a Japanese company. I could be wrong, however?

leegenix It's a joke xD.

Steve Lol

yep i have guitar that belongs to ET uncle who plays in a bar on nibiru

@@onthedry8386 Steve's got one of them too! He can do roundhouse kicks, backflips, arpeggio diatonic scales and autograph fan mail whilst instructing Steve Via on improving his sweep picking.

out standing in his lawn with them all laid out, yes

Clearly he was compensating for something.

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Yeah i watched one performance on YT and it was petty suss, he may have been playing some rhythm but there was no solo action from him and i suspect he was turned down very low in the mix most of the time. His singing, while not outstanding, wasn't actually that bad though, even though i can't stand the tosser i will give him that. His picking was honestly the strangest thing ive ever seen, yes some legendary players have used their thumb, but not the way this Seagull does!

Ooodles of passion, total absence of talent and accurate knowledge.

Too bad the guitar and music hates his huge guts with passion too.

Hahaha

his next gig, he'll play two double necked guitars simultaneously to show all the shreders a thing or two

Hvor var det? Har han spillet i Danmark for nylig?

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I'm a one man band on youtube. Hope you can enjoy one of my songs.

It would instantly turn that company bankrupt. Maybe Putin will get him a Russian one.

Was he backing the band Sexual Chocolate? They were good!

@@nucleusmedicalmedia Never saw them, but I saw Seagal open for Six Inches Of Dangling Fury last month and I felt bad he had to follow them.

You right the man is happy with a 🎸 in hand and is good

He generates pentatonic bangers does he? 😂

Cochlear implants are coming down in price.

You know what i mean man, no stands man !!!!

guiltseeker go watch yngwies videos lol

Just did......... PMSL ! Thanks.. :-)

Yeah, I read that article in Vintage Guitar too. According to Bonamassa, he's got a freaking Dumble as well.

@@UMAMIMAMU he has like four Dumbles. Kenny Wayne has like ten made specifically for him. That said, it is a fun hobby. My collection pales in comparison, but I’m a working class guy. I do have a vintage blackface Vibrolux and few custom shops from fender and Gibson.

is ur pfp randy rhoads

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Are u serious 😂

@@FREEZE123654 Learn to read, bro.

Jajaja

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Hard to drive a guitar to work.

If any one really wanted a guitar and loves playing youd buy one for a few hundred dollars. Proffessional musician dont need to spend 5 grand on a guitar

He make it sound like a 50$ washboard

maybe, but if you are a good guitarist, why would you play a 100 dollar guitar? there is no comparison between high end and low end guitars, none.

Bryan Mannoia because it could be the only one available or a guitarist should say "I am too good to put my hands on that"?

You play a $100 instrument if it does what you need it to do and you like it. That simple. Plenty of well known artists used to play inexpensive instruments (eg Hound Dog Taylor, etc). Jeff Healey, who was blind, famously used to play a cheap Fender Squier because he liked how it sounded. He could have played anything he liked. . .that's what he chose. As to comparisons between cheap and expensive instruments that depends HIGHLY on the instruments you're comparing. For sure a lot of the cheap stuff IS junk and effectively unplayable. But its not always the case any more, because modern CNC machining has made building necks and bodies to high tolerances really inexpensive. Its just mostly comes down to fretwork, setup and pickup quality. I've played individual sub $200 instruments that, on their own merits, were really good; certainly you'd never guess based on the sound or playability that they cost so little. I've also played individual >$1000 instruments that were just terrible out of the box with bad adjustment, poor fretwork, etc.

Or a beat-up guitar! Did you ever hear Rory Gallagher? ;D*