Steven Seagal's WORST MOVIE???

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Steven Seagal is on a submarine for only 15 minutes in this movie because everything had to be changed 3 weeks before shooting. It's Submerged (2005), a movie that was supposed to be about aliens on a submarine until Steven Seagal decided he didn't like aliens.
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00:00 Introduction
01:20 What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
02:10 Mind Control
03:03 Action Movie!
03:50 No Personals!
04:07 Surf Shop Screw Up
04:41 Goat Lady Gong Show
05:21 Slo Mo Steve
06:40 I Don't Do Things Like That
07:28 The Crew
07:48 Line Delivery
08:21 Tank Time
08:40 Sub Time
09:35 Out of Place
11:06 Bad Guy Stuff
12:05 Safe House
12:37 Why the Opera?
13:12 Hoping it Ends Soon
14:01 The Worst?
14:34 Alien Skit
15:17 Credits
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@mareikemars4137 10 ай бұрын

"I should have quit but I needed the money" = every person involved in a Steven Seagal movie. Thank you so much Mark for the upload and all the effort you put in every video !!!

@Frankie2012channel 10 ай бұрын

LOL well at least he got paid. I've suffered on B movie sets and had all of my work ruined or changed at the last minute and even then, their checks bounced :( So now you know.

@heavenandhellcat8054 10 ай бұрын

Producer: Sir I understand you’re desperate. But are you Steven Seagal desperate? Director:…unfortunately Producer: Great! In six months time I will have an excellent tax write off

@jamesblahut5008 10 ай бұрын

I needed the money.... So that I could buy powerful drugs.

@phantasm8180 9 ай бұрын

🤣👉

@lonecycle4849 10 ай бұрын

A cross between Das Boot and The Thing and he blew it? Damn it, Seagal. I would have love to see... Das Thing.

@Jasonificatiation 10 ай бұрын

Die Sache just doesnt have the ring. maybe Das Ding lol

@francisburns281 10 ай бұрын

Awesome comment, literal lol.

@fermentedpenny5264 10 ай бұрын

😆

@seaoftranquility7228 10 ай бұрын

Or even The Boot.

@TemperedMedia 10 ай бұрын

@@seaoftranquility7228 Yeah, I wish they had given Seagal The Boot.

@ans1605 10 ай бұрын

Loved the alien skit. Really getting more and more creative.

@Jasonificatiation 10 ай бұрын

yeah it makes him stand out from other reviewers and its hilarious. One day I will steal this idea for a stupid something lol

@STho205 10 ай бұрын

JP Sears used the same alien animation last week. Both were very funny. "....I'm not though." Great comic timing

@benjaminolson7206 10 ай бұрын

@@Jasonificatiation Lot's of reviewers do skits. What makes Mark stand out is his skits are actually good (both in writing and performance, and often in production value). Definitely unusual for KZfaq.

@Jasonificatiation 10 ай бұрын

@@benjaminolson7206 I meant inserting himself into movies

@limlaith 10 ай бұрын

How, _how_ are Mark's computer effects _so much better_ than the movie's??

@nctsoftware5272 10 ай бұрын

Secret knock when they can see him through the window is next level 😂

@wildman2012 10 ай бұрын

Knock-wurst!

@samholdsworth420 10 ай бұрын

🤡🚪👀

@nicks1451 10 ай бұрын

Steven Seagal saying he doesn’t want submarines or aliens in a submarine alien movie has the same energy as someone who asks the bartender to make him a screwdriver without orange juice or ice cubes.

@TheCatBilbo 10 ай бұрын

Um, wait...that would be vodka. And a glass. But then Seagal would probably phone & say that he doesn't like glass, or objects made of glass - or glasses. So...vodka poured on the bar...

@baerdred 10 ай бұрын

And the end result is the bartender going into the back and slapping a screwdriver from his toolbox onto the the bar.

@IoEstasCedonta 10 ай бұрын

At least that's a beverage.

@nicks1451 10 ай бұрын

@@TheCatBilboor pour vodka straight into his mouth, which is probably step one in his writing process

@makeitthrough_ 10 ай бұрын

I wonder who the bigger diva is between Steven Segal and Hulk Hogan

@noizetv4240 10 ай бұрын

Mark was joking in the beginning, but I actually have seen all these failures pretending to be movies, because my mom loves watching his train wrecks. The amount of laughs we've shared over how insane his movies are is endless. Best bonding experience of my life so far.

@irishjoe9195 10 ай бұрын

Got yourself a cool Mom!

@stiimuli 10 ай бұрын

That sounds oddly wholesome and I love it

@donaldchaney6485 10 ай бұрын

Can I please come and watch Above the Law with you guys?😂

@w8m4n 10 ай бұрын

Brilliant 😊

@Xlappahony 10 ай бұрын

it's fun to pretend

@alexshayatovich8722 10 ай бұрын

We need a Alien Mark show.

@DariaMorgandoffer 10 ай бұрын

Totally agree..Never knew Mark's voice would sound so normal coming out a Alien mouth...

@Germandemza 10 ай бұрын

We definitely need that spin-off.

@thesame4076 10 ай бұрын

@@DariaMorgandoffer you are just used to seeing an alien voice coming from Marks mouth.

@meghanphillips3495 10 ай бұрын

Would watch

@TemperedMedia 10 ай бұрын

You know, I couldn't help but think his voice really pulled it off here.

@Webfra14 10 ай бұрын

You can say about Seagal's acting what you want, but he delivers a very convincing Steven Seagal.

@VikingTeddy 10 ай бұрын

He's been playing a black guy, poorly playing a white guy for years. (skipskip) Seriously, he tries to be black so hard it goes way beyond offensive, passes hilarious on the way and becomes something incredible. I don't know what exactly to call it, but it's amazing.

@paulo143PE 3 ай бұрын

Will Sasso plays a better Steven Seagal than him.

@androidmk5987 5 ай бұрын

I love how quite literally the defining part of what led to this Steven Seagal movie failing was hiring Steven Seagal

@Jaxxxz1356 10 ай бұрын

I feel that you could splice 10 of his recent movies into one and wouldn't even notice

@emmakelley5371 3 ай бұрын

Add a scene to describe his binge eating disorder so we don't notice him cultivating mass

@iamme8770 10 ай бұрын

Mark is a legit underrated gem when it comes to movie critics. Please keep doing what you are doing, bro.

@GoADHDGo 10 ай бұрын

I thought a video about Steven Seagal’s worst movie would include every single Steven Seagal movie.

@jamesbest9038 10 ай бұрын

The Under Siege movies are objectively good.

@IsmailofeRegime 10 ай бұрын

IMO his filmography from 1988-1997 is reasonably entertaining for those not expecting masterpieces. 2003 (when he starred in "The Foreigner" and "Out for a Kill") feels like a turning point where the bulk of his films start becoming just plain bad and he comes across as only interested in cashing checks.

@Sixstringman 10 ай бұрын

I for one really like Tommy Lee Jones in Under Siege.

@DamnedSilly 10 ай бұрын

@@jamesbest9038 Well, one of them is objectively good... for a schlocky 'B' movie with a terrible climactic fight at the end... because Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey were in it...

@paulp4201 10 ай бұрын

@@jamesbest9038The first one was okay - the second one was mind bogglingly stupid.

@The-Man-On-The-Mountain 10 ай бұрын

Best episode so far. The alien bit at the end had me in tears, along with "The whoooole wall is windows!" lol.

@FeastForThought 10 ай бұрын

So can we savely assume, he did get the script, didn't read it and chose it solely on the title and then a week before he flipped through it and thought "I'm doing no alien movies!"? That is the professionalism of him, I was expecting... 😂

@heavenandhellcat8054 10 ай бұрын

The aliens maybe, but how do you do a movie called “submerged” and don’t know it’s going to be on a sub or at least underwater. I more imagine he’s one of these idiots who gets super excited about a dumb idea like he’s going to open a pancake house gets a week out from the grand opening, has a call with his psychic who tells him to stay away from pancakes so calls up the guy he hired to be the manager and tells him they’re switching to a strip club. Desperate for the money he can’t quit so now in the next week he has to figure out how to get a liquor license, 12 Strippers, and some kind of use for the 2 tons of non-refundable pancake batter Steven purchased. And then a week later that shot show of a grand opening is this movie

@evenstoats2639 9 ай бұрын

More likely he realised he couldn't physically climb up and down the ladders in the sub. Or he took a tourist sub once and was sued after his toxic flatulence killed a child and wanted to avoid another scandle.

@drengillespie Ай бұрын

We have to send that script to him. I’d actually pay to watch it.

@Seoulsearch616 10 ай бұрын

These days I much prefer watching Mark's videos and edits to pretty much any movie. They're definitely a whole lot more entertaining! 🥳

@redwolfe7049 10 ай бұрын

That's for sure 🥳

@nozoto 10 ай бұрын

Nowadays, I just find no motivation and joy in my heart to go to the theater, watching overproduced, bombastic blockbusters Hollywood loves to dump. This kind of product is so soulless. I'd rather choose a corny and yet entertaining Roger Corman movie made with thread and three stone chips over any of these 300 million budget bore slogs...

@jennyanydots2389 10 ай бұрын

That just means you probably have ADD or ADHD

@foo219 10 ай бұрын

Same

@pssurvivor 10 ай бұрын

and no actors or writers are getting shafted or in danger of it

@pgknox 10 ай бұрын

He’s career arc is almost full Breen at this point. Sadly he’ll never quite reach such greatness no matter how hard he doesn’t try.

@lucariothehorrorguy5641 10 ай бұрын

He was at his highest and greatest point in Under Siege. Then he just fell off and tried to imitate the success of that movie.

@seanmatthewking 10 ай бұрын

Breven Breengal

@pa.encema2821 10 ай бұрын

I thought US was mediocre, just a lame Die Hard clone

@lucariothehorrorguy5641 10 ай бұрын

@@pa.encema2821 Yeah but at the time those clones were pretty successful and great. Imo they're still great but probably not for everyone nowadays. I still think Under Siege may be the best Seagal movie but i personally prefer Above The Law and Marked For Death.

@Crazeddingo 10 ай бұрын

"I don't like sub, or aliens and now my character is a black man from Louisiana."

@KidFresh71 10 ай бұрын

The concept of a survival movie set on a submarine vs. aliens actually sounds pretty cool, at least for a direct to video popcorn flick. The director deserved to work with better talent. I'm sure there are 10,000+ up and coming charismatic actors (with some experience in martial arts) who could've done better than Segal.

@Necrowolf81 10 ай бұрын

they probably could have got Mark Dacascos to do it. Not anywhere near as well known but a better actor. My cousin has met him and his father and said they were both really nice

@Poglavnit_Pferdefuhrer 10 ай бұрын

I don't understand why Dacascos can't get any work. There's like a space of eight months where he worked with some decently big names, *and then just stopped*

@Dan-di9jd 2 ай бұрын

All of Seagal's movies follow a similar plot where he goes in someplace, claims a lot of innocent victims effortlessly, then in the end, some grand plot twist that invalidates all he did and we find out he did it all for no reason whatsoever. You can't really do that with aliens on a sub unless they can somehow show that the aliens had good intentions like holding the cure for cancer and they were attempting to hand it over but Seagal is there to put a stop to it and whatever families that alien has.

@BifMcAwesome 2 ай бұрын

On the plus side he can just retitle the script and actually use it. "Actually Submerged This Time, with 100 per cent less Segal."

@TheRealJabbergeist 10 ай бұрын

Three hours before this episode was to begin filming, Mark phoned himself and said, "I've decided I don't like bad movies and I don't like Steven Seagal, even ironically. I don't want to review a Steven Seagal movie." Mark told him to suck it up because he knew the script was gold. There was a short Dr. Strangelove-style struggle, which ended in a draw. The result is what you see before you.

@GamesFromSpace 10 ай бұрын

Originally, it was written to be a porno.

@Alex-cw3rz 10 ай бұрын

I feel sorry for everyone who worked on production they were all ready for a submarine monster movie. They probably thought of great idea, shots and sets they will have built, they'll have monster designs, possibly even costumes and then some actor who pooped himself when he got beat up by his own stunt man, makes you change everything.

@kenrickeason 10 ай бұрын

If I couldn't fire him I would have tried everything to make him quit by sticking to the original script.. I would have took a chance on an unknown actor who would have did my vision justice.. Who knows?! The movie may have blown up big with the unknown actor instead of being a disaster with a known a-hole of an actor..

@brucecampbellschin8632 10 ай бұрын

Bruce Campbell would've done it. Replace Steven Seagal with him for all his movies and you'd have gold.

@DamnedSilly 10 ай бұрын

@@brucecampbellschin8632 You kidding? If they had Bruce Campbell money they'd never have hired Segal to begin with.

@Necrowolf81 10 ай бұрын

@@kenrickeason Vinnie could have carried the original idea (at least better than Steven). They should have secretly made him the main character without Steven knowing

@kenrickeason 10 ай бұрын

@@Necrowolf81 🤔🤔🤔 You got a point.. and I agree..

@ericseitzler81 10 ай бұрын

The reason they had to change the script at the last minute is because segal "accidentally"ate the original one.

@Vrikrar 10 ай бұрын

Steven Seagal is kinda like the human equivalent to that one piece of halloween candy that melted inside the packaging, and you know it's probably a health risk but you don't really care enough to waste it so you just shuck it out of the wrapper like a little clam.

@BifMcAwesome 2 ай бұрын

Steven Segal is a facsimile of an actor, but not a reasonable facsimile. Scratch that. That description is too limiting. Instead of "actor", insert "a human from the planet Earth".

@monsieurmagic 10 ай бұрын

Mark, just wanted to say that I love watching the evolution of your form of expression. Your reviews are becoming a genre in it itself, and I mean this in the best way possible.

@SafetyRabbit 10 ай бұрын

Seagal truly is a philosopher. He teaches us that a barrel can still be a barrel when it's all bottom. Inspiring stuff.

@doriangreen3231 10 ай бұрын

Space Ice has taught me that there is no end to Steven Seagal's depravity.

@DeetotheDubs 10 ай бұрын

Nor to Van Damme's sick dance moves.

@GatorGirl 10 ай бұрын

I was wondering how far I would need to scroll down to find a Space Ice reference! I wouldn't pay the slightest bit of attention to Steven Seagal's career if it wasn't for Space Ice.

@wildman2012 10 ай бұрын

Seagal's worst movie? Wow, that's a tough one to narrow down! SO much to choose from!

@brianmeen2158 10 ай бұрын

Seagel turned into a goof but Marked for Death is pretty good

@herculesbrofister265 9 ай бұрын

i think under siege is literally the only movie he's made that has a positive rotten tomatoes rating. i like that and 2, they're his only ones i like. "a gigabyte of RAM should do the trick" hahaha.

@bensneb360 10 ай бұрын

This is not his worst film, for one thing, he stands in a lot of it lol

@Rosko311 9 ай бұрын

Well actually I think most of the standing was done by his body double. 😆

@Gotham_Outlaw 10 ай бұрын

The second i saw this was about Steven Seagull i knew this was gonna be HILARIOUS

@dublev78 10 ай бұрын

Healing from surgery and your videos are keeping me going, Mark. Thank you for brightening my day.

@toweypat 10 ай бұрын

Good luck!

@DeetotheDubs 10 ай бұрын

Here's to a speedy and easy recovery! 🍻

@ExMachina70 10 ай бұрын

Neil Breen and Steven Seagal really need to work on a movie together.

@DeetotheDubs 10 ай бұрын

As long as they both act and Uwe Boll directs. Their writing huddles would be stuff of legend.

@TheCatBilbo 10 ай бұрын

No, no, no! Are you INSANE?! Doing that would lead to the Universe imploding, definitely. You can't even have them both in your mind at the same time - it's too much of a risk...

@lucariothehorrorguy5641 10 ай бұрын

Neil Breen wouldn't accept it; Seagal is just way too painful to work with. So the only one who can work with him is Seagal himself.

@ExMachina70 10 ай бұрын

@@lucariothehorrorguy5641 I don't even think Seagal likes working with himself.

@LoganHunter82 3 ай бұрын

@@lucariothehorrorguy5641 I've heard that Neil is actually really respectful towards the other actors on the set.

@daviddamasceno6063 10 ай бұрын

So nice of that director to change the entire movie just so Steven Seagal would feel confortable in his role. You can totally see it paid off!

@THEWraithKing 10 ай бұрын

I love how the green screen acting of a KZfaqr It's better than an entire professional movie. 🤣 Well done as always buddy!

@Remerdre 10 ай бұрын

The alien bit at the end killed me.

@mattpenn9079 10 ай бұрын

One wonders how Steven might have done all of these movies and the secret to that sauce is his movies are roughly 90% stunt double.

@trtaylor29 10 ай бұрын

I've waited my whole life to see Stephen Seagal walk slowly down a hallway, in chains.

@DamnedSilly 10 ай бұрын

Me too! Wait, I was thinking of another bloated, bad actor with an unbelievable hairline who thinks he's entitled to change the script on the fly... Can't remember his name but for some reason I just keep thinking about the color orange.

@DriftingDestroyer98 10 ай бұрын

With generic heavy guitar riffs playing in the background?

@daddydavey9067 10 ай бұрын

Can we convince Mark to make an alien movie? I'm buying the popcorn now! 🤓

@rachelaries7240 10 ай бұрын

The alien at the end was brilliant!!

@UniverseofDominion 10 ай бұрын

I vote Mark puts himself through a week-long Seagal movie bender, records his fall into insanity, then edits it into a comedic masterpiece for us to enjoy.

@flaccidego4291 3 ай бұрын

U r depraved & sadistic. Did u work as a henchman for the Nazis in a previous life?

@PoopaChallupa 10 ай бұрын

That ends the eternal debate of which is his worst film. This man has figured it out. Well done, sir!

@toweypat 10 ай бұрын

The worst Seagal movie is the last one you watched.

@kungfew1396 10 ай бұрын

I'd rather watch a Snuggie infomercial marathon than watch another Steven Seagal movie.

@contractzero1194 10 ай бұрын

@@kungfew1396liar

@davidconnellan6875 10 ай бұрын

I don't understand why they just didn't fire him on the day he said he wanted everything changed. I can't imagine that it would take longer to recast a lead than it would be to re write the whole script and dump all the preproduction work. Like alien costumes and submarine rentals

@GatorGirl 10 ай бұрын

Money. That's pretty much it. I've heard that Seagal's movies are pretty much money laundering exercises for Vladimir Putin at this point, so they could get a lot more money by having Seagal in the film than by firing him and starting over. In this case it didn't matter so much that the movie was unwatchable - at least they got paid.

@umbrellacorp. 10 ай бұрын

I heard actors and actresses say Steven Seagal is impossible to work with.

@wildman2012 10 ай бұрын

SNL cast members say he was the very worst host they have ever had on the show.

@DavidLLambertmobile 10 ай бұрын

Actor & writer John Leguizamo wrote about what a a-hole on set he was. Punched him hard 🥊 in the chest. Kelly LeBrock had serious issues with him too.

@lucariothehorrorguy5641 10 ай бұрын

He hurt someone in Executive Decision if i remember correctly. Exit Wounds too.

@rezaqalam482 3 ай бұрын

Seagal is like klaus kinski but fat&lazy

@beowulf1417 10 ай бұрын

I love your insert scenes because for a one man show you put in genuine effort to get colour and lighting decently matched, something that can't be said for most major productions nowadays considering their available resources/budgets.

@thewatcher6295 10 ай бұрын

Best ending ever! You are a chameleon, and you seamlessly go from character to character perfectly.😂

@davidhouston6475 10 ай бұрын

A Steven Seagal movie an exercise in bloated narcissism.

@ericseitzler81 10 ай бұрын

Naw it's not bc segal would NEVER exercise.

@requinremembers 10 ай бұрын

lol @@ericseitzler81

@Necrowolf81 10 ай бұрын

@@ericseitzler81 ROTFL

@evenstoats2639 9 ай бұрын

That, with a strong whiff of money laundering.

@dlb83082 10 ай бұрын

Thanks for all the laughs through the years Mark - You are weird and hilarious (don't change dude)

@diegobareno5820 10 ай бұрын

When I saw the title I was like “I hope it isn’t Out For Justice”

@juanl7766 10 ай бұрын

The “blood bank” line is genuinely awesome and no one will EVER convince me otherwise! 😂

@gazbedford2624 10 ай бұрын

Mark when you were listing his movies you reminded me of The Simpson’s “Hi I’m Troy McClure, you may remember me from such movies as Out For A Kill and Today You Die!” Lol

@BifMcAwesome 2 ай бұрын

Steven Segal movie titles are always three word prepositional phrases: Steven Segal is "Against the Odds" "Up for Vengeance" "Out of Mercy" "Between a Pair" "Down for Revenge" "In a Tantrum" "Within the Limits" "Outside the Law" "Under the Threat" "Over a Storm" "Around the Block" "Through the Corner" You can substitute "Kill" or "Killing" for the nouns above to spice it up.

@steveblake3141 10 ай бұрын

Love the scenes where Mark edits himself into the film to riff on it. Would love a movie where he cuts together the entire thing out of old movies and edits himself in as the main character, like some kind of monster mash Mary-Sue parody.

@glorygloryholeallelujah 10 ай бұрын

Could you even imagine a Seagal/Breen crossover movie? Or better yet….a Seagal/Breen/Groo trifecta?!?!😂❤

@DanielThureskog 10 ай бұрын

You can also add Scott Shaw, if you want some "Zen-filmmaking".

@glorygloryholeallelujah 10 ай бұрын

@@DanielThureskog oof, I don’t know… I don’t think the world is ready to see every scene with Seagal/Bree/Groo repeated 5-6 times in a row. The world has not reached a high enough plateau of artistic appreciation yet. 🤣❤️

@timdelia4609 10 ай бұрын

I think every SS movie needs a 20 minute montage of him running. Just the weirdest running style I have ever seen. In Under Siege, there is a scene with bullets flying everywhere, the phone on a desk rings, Erika Eleniak answers the phone and says, "he cant come to the phone right now, he is in a gun fight." Just classic!

@kenrickeason 10 ай бұрын

If Steven Seagal and Samurai Cop made a movie together it would be the most hilarious thing ever 😂😂😂 Edited: Steven Seagal was trying to do a Southern Black American Accent (South of the United States) even though he's from Michigan (Midwest of the United States)😂😂😂😂

@011keepers 10 ай бұрын

I like all the effort you do getting information and tid bits about the movies

@samkupper 10 ай бұрын

Steven Seagals acting is a mix of him larping as a 50s greaser, a stereotype of a 1990s black rapper, an Asian Man, & fake underground discounted crime boss who is secretly a philosopher ... all mixed into one mess.

@jesterdk 10 ай бұрын

Wonderful video as always! Great to see Seagal back, too. All your vids are great, but it's a good little break-away from those super-retro ones, too! ...also, I may have thrown this one out at you at some point before, but I feel like I have to recommend a 2001 movie called "Choke" to you! It has Michael Madsen and Dennis Hopper in it together, and nobody's really heard of it at all. Terrible, disjointed, hilarious, all at once. And super unknown -- I strangely got more info on it from a youtube trailer comment section of it than anywhere else, before checking IMDB and realizing that the youtube channel belongs to the writer/director (John Sjogren), and he was leaving all those replies under the trailer. No obligation of course! Keep up the awesome work regardless - your channel is some of the best entertainment around! Positive Vibes!

@DrWolfenstein313 10 ай бұрын

Whatever happens on the screen is never as interesting as what happens behind the scenes with Seagal. A living comedy show.

@ImmortalComposer 10 ай бұрын

Nice alien skit XD Do more :D

@alastor461 10 ай бұрын

I really enjoyed that ending sequence! That was awesome! I won't spoil it, but it was great

@sensualchocolate4928 10 ай бұрын

Hilarious once again Mark, been watching the channel a few years now and always can't wait for the new one. No bs Mark, I absolutely love this channel. May not always agree necessarily but I do always enjoy. Thank you for all your hard work. That alien sketch at the end, hilarious, and way better CGI than many of the movies you've reviewed. If you see this I wish to ask you, do you do all the CGI stuff when you insert the sketches or do you have a person or persons helping you? I'm just curious. They always look so good and are always very funny. Thanks again Mark, I wish you well and cannot wait for the next video.

@brandigarza5319 10 ай бұрын

I would definitely see a movie with you playing the alien! Too funny lmao

@virginiadare1587 10 ай бұрын

Choosing the worst Steven Seagal performance is like choosing the best Denzel Washington performance.

@lucariothehorrorguy5641 10 ай бұрын

Robert McCall is what Steven Seagal wishes to be.

@jjun2891 10 ай бұрын

wtf, that end credit alien looked really good

@smedlap8789 10 ай бұрын

Your alien was a million times better than any effects they had in their movie. LOL

@theycallmepiccolo9985 10 ай бұрын

Don't you just love it when youtube doesn't recommend you videos from a channel in years and randomly decides to show you the content.

@TheRogueWolf 10 ай бұрын

All Steven Seagal movies become parodies because Steven Seagal has become a parody of Steven Seagal.

@DavidLLambertmobile 10 ай бұрын

Will Sasso has entered the chat! 🎙

@lightsabermetrics 10 ай бұрын

From IMDB: Submerged (2005) "When told it was a "movie about subs", Seagal excitedly signed on without reading the script. After arriving on set and learning that it was about submarines and not sub sandwiches, Seagal spent the day fuming in his trailer" Now I want to see the movie Seagal had originally envisioned before he read the actual script. It could have been an action thriller set in the world of competitive eating.

@SwiftNimblefoot 10 ай бұрын

LOL did not expect that alien skit at the end, nice mocap!

@lgb4 10 ай бұрын

Mark's editing of the other actors to react and respond to his inserts has become masterful.

@adrian_veidt 10 ай бұрын

SpaceIce and Redeye reviews made me really appreciate Steven Seagal movies.... as a comedy and torture 😂

@michaelbreidenbach2834 10 ай бұрын

Mad respect for the grey alien bit at the end of the video. Probably not good enough for a 100.000.000 $ yet, but damn, it was impressively expressive. Well done.👍

@heyitsvos 9 ай бұрын

Dude your integration into the scene at 6:47 was seemless 🤣. I legit didn't realize it was you for a second or two 👏

@workingman9019 4 ай бұрын

1:03 Steven Segal was in "SHEEP IMPACT!" When sheep rain from the sky, there's only one man to stop the mother of all sheep! Steven Segal stars in Sheep Impact! (straight to vhs).

@yogafire646 10 ай бұрын

Every new Seagal movie means a new accent! 🎉 EDIT: Mark got to the accent!

@fabricioestevam6297 10 ай бұрын

Steven Seagal is every screenwriter's worst nightmare.

@gildardorivasvalles6368 10 ай бұрын

That bit at the end, Mark, just brilliant! I almost choked when I saw "you" 🤣

@bodamian_bg 10 ай бұрын

The final scene though! 🤣😆😜🧸 Thanx a thousand, FanboyFlicks!❗

@rafecolii 10 ай бұрын

I watched this twice because I want so much that Seagal movies be good, but this is the best we gonna get. Thank WMWM.

@toupac3195 10 ай бұрын

I wish I knew office chair-kwon-do. The office life is brutal.

@jeffreyyelverton5567 10 ай бұрын

Always appreciate another great video! Thanks for all the work you do. It’s good stuff.

@kungfew1396 10 ай бұрын

I love it when Steven Seagal starts to badly imitate jive talk.

@nickdirienzo2849 10 ай бұрын

I'd rather see a Vinnie Jones movie where he fights aliens on a submarine...😂

@KainZ7 10 ай бұрын

rejoice fellow Seagallians!

@frankenjstein9371 10 ай бұрын

WMWM and RLM are the reason I still come to KZfaq. Great stuff! I get a happy feeling when I see a new video.

@CC-vDog 10 ай бұрын

This video proves one thing. Mark would absolutely rock doing character voice-overs!

@nickdirienzo2849 10 ай бұрын

Great job on the alien bit, your expressions were captured perfectly!😲 If only you could throw some of that money at less shitty credits music...

@m.p.6039 10 ай бұрын

You've got to admire a man who works so hard to laundry the money of the Russian mafia.

@thisoldetruck278 10 ай бұрын

Hey Mark. They alien seen at the end was Brilliant 😅🤣😂

@kdbrown777 10 ай бұрын

Love your skits - your stuff just keeps getting better!

@jmi5969 10 ай бұрын

What a gem of a movie. They don't make them like this anymore.

@treyliles117 10 ай бұрын

Okay i want to see a behind the scenes of how you pulled off the alien skit

@Eazy-ERyder 10 ай бұрын

Great job and welcome back@! Loved the Alien skit btw. And yes, it would be just about impossible to rank his worst movies.

@bladekick6405 10 ай бұрын

These relaxe me so much. Music theme is a welcome comfort.

@Jasonx6000821 10 ай бұрын

Great review! Gotta say, my favorite part was you as the alien! HAHAHAHAH Funny and pretty cool looking. Love the cuts back to Segaal's face looking all pissy! Great job, Mark!

@93notchback 10 ай бұрын

I literally use the "Welcome to the Bank, the Blood Bank" quote on my teenage sons all the time. Love it!

@davidaraujo927 3 ай бұрын

That 'England wins the World Cup' headline HAHAHAHA best part of the movie

@spectreandromedus8661 10 ай бұрын

This channel & Plainly Difficult have become my Saturday morning cartoons. That may say something about my psyche lol

@EarthenDam 10 ай бұрын

Good thing they had a crew that knew how to run something as complicated as a submarine they likely never seen before.

@PatrickCraig-lh5is 10 ай бұрын

I was having a conversation with a friend the other day. Suddenly Mark was there, giving sage advice and encouragement. Not sure how you got there or even how you left, but thanks, Mark.

@011keepers 10 ай бұрын

I've seen this on several channels, and somehow each of these covers different parts of this movie brilliantly and hilarious..