A Mummy, an Alien, and a BAD ENDING

A Mummy, an Alien, and a BAD ENDING - Time Walker (1982)

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On this episode of Weird Movies With Mark, I talk about Time Walker (1982)
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Credits Music by: OVERWERK
Chapters:
0:00 Intro
0:45 Skeleton swinger party
1:52 Miss me with that curse ish
2:52 Green mold
3:33 Ready, Aim, Idiot
4:01 Screwing with the supernatural
5:38 Stealing the crystal balls
5:55 two envelope jig
6:54 Mummy alive
7:06 Slime time
8:30 Dump drawer theory
9:18 Missing mummy
10:17 The janitor tragedy
10:26 Mike's disgusting hand
11:00 Tracking balls
11:33 Stanley the simp
11:55 Power drain
12:17 Officer eyebrows and the case of being bad at his job
12:53 I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens
13:16 The bracelet
13:26 Save the janitors
13:46 The chase
14:31 It was the mummy I tell ya
14:48 Sharpe, you bastard
15:12 Getting ready for bed
15:49 The mummy is a perv
16:24 You're letting the steam out
16:51 The big reveal
17:41 Bad ending
18:25 Final thoughts
19:07 Ending skit / Credits

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@FanboyFlicks 2 жыл бұрын

Shower at NIGHT

@thanatweezer 2 жыл бұрын

Both... hi mark, from Thailand

@12345....... 2 жыл бұрын

Before bed, but perhaps again in the morning if the night terrors get to me

@ThePrikoki 2 жыл бұрын

you are more likely to get dirty an sweat during the day so clean before entering the bed - clean sheets, and relaxed muscles

@DariaMorgandoffer 2 жыл бұрын

Both...

@s3nd3r5 2 жыл бұрын

I used to be a morning shower-er. But I switched to night time once I started working from home. This opens up some time in the AM for either extra sleep or some relaxation before starting work.

@FanboyFlicks 2 жыл бұрын

Shower in the MORNING

@Camaroofdeth 2 жыл бұрын

Team Morning!

@RussellCHall 2 жыл бұрын

Morning! (And after the gym any time of day)

@timfox6462 2 жыл бұрын

Again, mid-day. (Posting in both because I can’t make up my mind.)

@natebetts9426 2 жыл бұрын

Morning showers! Why would I clean myself, then hop in bed where I'll sweat, and ruin my clean hair?

@Sonickrunch 2 жыл бұрын

Shower in the morning though you've made me question everything!

@whitney3247 2 жыл бұрын

“Slow night, have a couple of beers…steal a mummy.” Typical Friday night for many of us in our early 20’s.

@storm_filter 2 жыл бұрын

yeah, what we bout to get into we'll never know

@andrewgwilliam4831 2 жыл бұрын

Start of a slippery slope for me. 😞

@donkrouskop1743 2 жыл бұрын

Who among us hasn't been there, right?

@DavidLLambertmobile 2 жыл бұрын

Don't take my ⚽️⚾️🥎🏀🏈.... !!!

@burtknighten1873 2 жыл бұрын

You mean Tuesday?

@roccov1972 2 жыл бұрын

I'm a bit disappointed to find no Poll for the whole "Shower in the Day vs. Night" thing. Come on Mark! Everyone knows that it's your Poll that keeps us coming back here.

@trishadockery6177 2 жыл бұрын

I went into the comments to look for it. I shower at night.

@robbiestarrr9166 2 жыл бұрын

@@trishadockery6177 i do both

@slipspace8303 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, where is the poll. I was gonna vote shower before bed, so disappointed Mark!!!

@mattmccomas1 2 жыл бұрын

Night shower FTW! I like to go bed clean thank you very much. I don't get you people that "need a shower to wake up in the mourning". Um. It's called caffeine! Or cocaine!

@trishadockery6177 2 жыл бұрын

@@robbiestarrr9166 my brother dose both. I think it’s wasteful. We live in ga and during droughts I can’t water my flowers but my brother still be taking 2 showers:(

@RobbieSkyeHamilton 2 жыл бұрын

My takeaway from this episode is that Mark’s kink is ancient Egyptian mummies

@xamian2 2 жыл бұрын

Some people are just Mummy's Boys. Don't shame him! :-)

@jazzabighits4473 2 жыл бұрын

I read this before watching the video and laughed hard

@franciscolaurean8550 2 жыл бұрын

Egyptian mommies pretty cool

@danbasford7456 2 жыл бұрын

So...is it MILF (Mummy I'd Like to F---k) or AEMILF (Ancient Egyptian Mummy I'd Like to F--k)? Inquiring minds want to know. Don't leave me hanging. 🤔

@printisdead1983 2 жыл бұрын

When you get wrapped up head to toe in ace bandages ...all your anxiety goes out the window like a weighted blanket...so performance anxiety isnt an issue amymore....its genius...also the mummy is a metaphor for family....its a film about family....

@mandyhp 2 жыл бұрын

"Mummy goes around snatching the balls off people" Best line yet.

@Psilocybin77 2 жыл бұрын

Holy Crap. This movie reappeared after many years. I've thought about this movie a lot since I was a kid. The video cover would haunt me on the shelves of the video store, and we eventually watched it. It genuinely terrified me, and has haunted me for years and I've never known what it was called. That is so weird how a dumb movie can have that kind of effect on a young mind.

@mattjohnson8585 2 жыл бұрын

Same. The difference in emotion after watching it again some 20 years later couldn't be more drastic.

@puppiesarepower3682 2 жыл бұрын

I don't blame you. As a kid I considered Superman IV superior to Superman the Movie. LoL!

@mattkaustickomments Жыл бұрын

The little fetish doll with the knife chasing the woman from Trilogy of Terror did my head in as a kid and stuck with me for years. The cure: I found it on YT and watched it. It looks totally comical now!

@bambam6488 Жыл бұрын

This show has given me so much entertainment lately, when I'm feeling bad Mark always cheers me up.

@JerryD9000 2 жыл бұрын

..gotta say, your continuous background music during the review is genius. For a few reasons...suits the series perfectly. 👍

@mariadocarmosobreira8323 2 жыл бұрын

Doesn't it? It's just perfect! I think it's Mark in musical format.

@1bottlejackdaniels 2 жыл бұрын

Mark mentioned in one of his early videos that he was inspired by the animated TV series "Ren and Stimpy show".

@imaspoon4522 2 жыл бұрын

@@1bottlejackdaniels That makes so much sense. I love it.

@JerryD9000 2 жыл бұрын

Its effect is most noticeable when it stops to let an actual clip of the movie play, and no matter how intense, strange, ridiculous or violent that clip is, when Mark shows back up and the music continues, it brings you right back to the spirit of the review, and Mark's whole vibe. Really keeps the flow of the entire video going. It's a brilliant addition. Primm's hood cinema has a similar style that is just as effective.

@MelkorPT 2 жыл бұрын

He looks like Charlie.

@imaspoon4522 2 жыл бұрын

A Mark video is like when you're having a late night craving for something sweet, and you think, But I have nothing, haven't bought groceries for days--and then you remember that ice cream sammich in the freezer. And it really is delicious.

@wildman2012 2 жыл бұрын

I think it's cool how an overhead projector can double as an X-ray machine!

@kaiokendo 2 жыл бұрын

No thyroid protector??No lead wall??Talking about invisible cursing menaces

@jlarrybrewer1149 2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was amazing how they could take X-rays without putting film under the object being x-rayed. That’s some Star Trek level tech

@burtknighten1873 2 жыл бұрын

@@jlarrybrewer1149 mummies were all entombed on top of xray plates

@jlarrybrewer1149 2 жыл бұрын

@@burtknighten1873 🤣🤣🤣

@Mario_Angel_Medina 2 жыл бұрын

Remember two or three years ago, when an strange liquid started to ooze out of an ancient sarcophagous or crypt and people on the internet started wondering what that substance would taste like? This movie just reminded me of that

@keenkingjames 2 жыл бұрын

Whew. Thank you mark. So glad you cleared up that you’re down for retro swinging but not necro swinging.

@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin 2 жыл бұрын

Love the poured concrete lining the sarcophagus. Those ancient Egyptians were so far ahead of the times. Edit: and the embedded stainless steel eye-hooks 😆

@markiangooley 2 жыл бұрын

Hey, Roman concrete at its best was better than modern concrete! So maybe the Egyptians anticipated the Romans?

@NathanTarantlawriter Жыл бұрын

They were masters of the craft.

@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Жыл бұрын

@@markiangooley Coliseum?? What’s a coliseum? There’s a 50 year old house up the street from me with entirely perished concrete! Built to last, yep! 😉🤣

@nicks1451 2 жыл бұрын

When the mummy peeped through the window all I could think about was Animal House, like the mummy just hopping up and down on a ladder, then turning to the camera and giving us a goofy mummy smile.

@soosquatch4236 2 жыл бұрын

I've seen this as Being From Another Planet on MST3K... I never realized how much had been cut from the original movie. I love your take on things! I felt very much the same way. Also, I shower in the morning. Otherwise you have to do the hair twice

@chibikim77 2 жыл бұрын

Glad to see so many MSTIES here!

@soosquatch4236 2 жыл бұрын

@@chibikim77 I literally fall asleep to an MST3K episode every night. My current favorite is The Incredible Melting Man.

@DerekPower 2 жыл бұрын

When GaryInMotion still existed, the full version was up

@Esl1999 2 жыл бұрын

Haven’t seen this in almost forty years. Totally forgot it even existed. Basically excavating my brain for deep dark cursed movies.

@Psilocybin77 2 жыл бұрын

It is so strange how a movie can resurface after so many years. This movie, while obviously stupid, scared the hell out of me when I was very young, to the point where I still think about it from time to time. I'd forgotten the name of the movie, but I distinctly remember the box art. It's a bizarre feeling seeing this again.

@brianponcelet3529 2 жыл бұрын

You rock! Years ago we invited friends over for the evening…and went to the video store and asked for the shittiest movies. We were not disappointed!

@TomMSTie1138 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Stanley was played by Warrington Gillette, who also played Jason in Friday the 13th part 2.

@foroneanotherwinningtogeth1142 Жыл бұрын

I totally just noticed this as well!

@auronsin69 2 жыл бұрын

I love that I discovered your channel by chance, and I haven't stopped laughing since. 😆 This guy is hilarious.

@burtknighten1873 2 жыл бұрын

You have to watch the MST 3k version

@almightytallestred 2 жыл бұрын

"Hey Pete, I was a frat man, I know what it's like. Slow night. Nothing to do. Have a couple of beers." "Steal a mummy." Solid line of argument.

@bryanchalker 2 жыл бұрын

Freakin' love the MST3K version ("Being from Another Planet"). I remember wanting to see the movie as a kid when it came to theaters. So glad I didn't, as it would have been a sad memory if I'd watched it. I have to say, though, the story could have been made into a pretty cool film. The basic story is unique and interesting enough to do something with. It was the execution that was so bad. I could see it being worth looking at doing a proper reboot, imo.

@chillproduction7142 2 жыл бұрын

Thank fucking god you finally uploaded again! I’m like a pothead, scrapping the resin of old videos out of my pipe to try to feel something and then here you are! The new 1/8th bag that just fell in my lap! Hurray!!!!!

@Ulrican414 2 жыл бұрын

I found your channel yesterday and I love it so much. I have been binge watching so many videos. You introducing yourself to the movies is so great!

@powerglover2021 2 жыл бұрын

It's a great channel to binge watch. For sure!

@finchii 2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the channel! Ive been watching for over 6 years, happy to see new people watching great content!

@fredlfesl6026 2 жыл бұрын

Tell your friends about Mark. This channel deserves so many more subs.

@mariadocarmosobreira8323 2 жыл бұрын

It's great to see Mark attracting new viewers! He deserves it. Oh, hi Mark!

@MidniteMeatBus 2 жыл бұрын

@@fredlfesl6026 agreed. and all the friends I have told ended up getting addicted to the channel lol.

@chrissavage5298 2 жыл бұрын

"It's been a rough couple of days, and.... I'm in, kind of a mood.." I've never related more to a KZfaqr

@TimmmTim 2 жыл бұрын

Excellent episode yet again! I feel like Mark that cool friend that I wish to have but never had :( also that ending music is so retro and so cool

@Nikki_the_G 2 жыл бұрын

Today I realized how happy I am every time I see you've uploaded and joined your Patreon, keep up the great work, I know how hard this is to do when you have a full-time job. :)

@paradox_nova3695 2 жыл бұрын

"im still trying to figure out if this guys eyebrows are real? I mean seriously look at those things, forget a comb you gotta brush those in the morning like you need to use conditioner in the shower 🚿 on those to prevent knots & tangles".... looks dead serious into the camara like if Mark had just seen a ghost or something that'll haunt him the rest of his life 🤣🤣🤣 Im happy there are more videos to watch, hopefully more coming soon, loves these. Keep up the great work Mark!! 👍

@freakyzed8467 2 жыл бұрын

I told both the arresting officer AND the judge the whole 'it's a tomb and finders keepers' thing, but they said it's still grave robbing when you are doing it at the city cemetery.

@andrewgwilliam4831 2 жыл бұрын

It's political correctness gone mad!

@011keepers 2 жыл бұрын

I have once heard that the timeline is 500 years, less than grave robbing more than archeology

@nozoto 2 жыл бұрын

4:55 I think you're into a great movie idea with your "blessing from ancient Egypt" rant, Mark. Here is what I propose as a pitch: A very talented but rookie Egyptologist uncovers the tomb of a forgotten princess. As he tries to decypher the cartouche on the sarcophagus revealing her name, he misreads it and unwillingly recites a long forgotten sorcery spell instead. This resurrects the princess, restoring her outside appearance in the process. His feverish passion for the discipline made the magic possible. They then meet during a night and he gradually falls in love with her as they spend time together, in the kind of poetically pure but morbid relationship you'd see in a Tim Burton movie. But she had her innards removed during mummification, which makes her suffer with unbearable phantom pain every once in a while. The egyptologist has not only to deal with guilt about it, but work on a way to send her to the afterlife. Indeed, he's running against the clock: soon, his visa expires and his nosy and coldly scientific colleagues are dangerously close to find the truth out...

@rynehall9990 12 күн бұрын

Great! Gimmee 13 weeks!

@baconpicker123 2 жыл бұрын

“I’m just dying to know what the texture feels like UGHH” ahhahahahahaha made me cackle like a witch

@101mylo 2 жыл бұрын

Please never stop editing yourself into these movies 😭

@triggeredcat120 2 жыл бұрын

"Hey guys welcome back, TOOOOOO the show!" I love that so much.

@TannerHartgrove 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, you just KEEP up-ing your comedy game. It’s so great. I would gladly pay to see you do stand up, for real. And I bet I’m not your only fan who shares that sentiment. Ever considered it? (I mean, I know you’ve mentioned being involved with improvisational stuff, but what about a stand up-set???)

@BGNOLA 2 жыл бұрын

You know "Doug" is an 80s college professor because he has those leather elbow patches on his jacket.

@timtheskeptic1147 2 жыл бұрын

I went to college in 2007 and had professors wearing leather elbow patches on tweed jackets. It's timeless and basically a requirement once they acquire tenure. Thanks to The Simpsons I instantly knew who was a professor. Of course, there was also a guy who had tweed elbow patches on a leather jacket.

@BGNOLA 2 жыл бұрын

@@timtheskeptic1147 I think I remember it being referenced in 80s National Lampoon

@timtheskeptic1147 2 жыл бұрын

@@BGNOLA I have no clue wear it first came from. It's really one of those "life imitating art/vice versa" quandaries, isn't it?

@Blutteufel Жыл бұрын

@@timtheskeptic1147 No, you millennial dunce. They do that because they spend so much time working at a desk that the elbows on their sleeves get worn through fairly quickly from friction.

@HughAverageHomoMan Жыл бұрын

@@Blutteufel lmao no one asked

@phillyvaynemoviereviews9986 2 жыл бұрын

so glad you finally got to see this crystal ball of a movie....awesome review ... so weird yet so funny, i loved the one guys enunciation at 17:03

@michaelaurban4120 2 жыл бұрын

OMG I saw this horrid movie one boring day, and I thought it was a fever dream 😂! Did it even exist? Apparently so, and Mark found it! I love it 😅! Keep up the good work sir, this is one of your funniest reviews yet!

@joeboo8626 2 жыл бұрын

Saw this almost 40 years ago and questioned whether or not it existed. Turns out we weren't missing much.

@deathraygonzo6339 2 жыл бұрын

15:54 My checklist is: Undress if you feel like it. Try not the think about our own mortality and/or something stupid I said or did 20 years ago. Eventually fall asleep with my demons.

@Sean-eo8ns 2 жыл бұрын

So much great content! Thank you for the consistency, and the laughs as always, sir!

@sensualchocolate4928 2 жыл бұрын

Awesome simply awesome. By far the best review show I've seen on KZfaq. From production to delivery I enjoy this channel immensely.

@neoream3606 2 жыл бұрын

All his videos are getting so professional looking. I'm very impressed.

@mattbaker7305 2 жыл бұрын

Found your channel recently and I've been consuming your content in such a way that my social life is taking a dive. Or would. If I had one. If I wanted one.

@NinjaTroll137 2 жыл бұрын

This has become all I get excited for any more. Weird Movies With Mark, and trolling KZfaq. Living the life, y'all! 💯

@deadpan80 2 жыл бұрын

I remember them showing this on a local station one Sunday afternoon when I was a kid. I remember it freaking me out… which now that I say that out loud is another memory of my childhood I instantly regret admitting

@Great_White_Shork 2 жыл бұрын

Shower before bed. Don't want the day's fungus to get all over my bed.

@pong86r 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks to Samurai Cop and Rifftrax, any form of someone yelling "SHOOT 'EM!" or "SHOOT!" followed immediately by the person obviously firing their weapon, is instantly hilarious!

@LucasSideris 2 жыл бұрын

My theory is that Neil Breene watched this movie at some point. Since then, he is trying to portray Parker on his own alien/monster/hacker/all-the-virtual-realities adventures.

@jefe2112 2 жыл бұрын

Oh wow! I remember this movie. My friend's dad, who allowed us to watch movies probably not quite appropriate for our age, showed it to us. It scared the crap out of me

@jesterdk 2 жыл бұрын

Never heard of this one before. :O Fun video as always though! The rambling on about curses just amused me more the longer you went, too. Hahaha

@Irrelevant402 2 жыл бұрын

Even without the film's second title I probably would have easily figured out what the mummy truly was. Ah right I saw the MST3K one where I don't believe it showed shots of space. Yeah pretty damn obvious from the start.

@999apeman 2 жыл бұрын

MST3K/Svengoolie are the only watchable versions of the film. There's very little horror tension throughout and the college framing story feels like Animal House. Really doesn't work for a horror movie.

@Darusamon 2 жыл бұрын

If this movie's Ben Murphy had been the same one from "Riding With Death", the day would have been saved in no time.

@beowulf1417 2 жыл бұрын

Holy Infinite Chapters, Batman! Also, you've probably got a million films lined up for videos but one more to potentially consider, Robo Warriors from 1996; it's got James Remar, awkward narration, giant piloted robots & the main character's family somehow still living in a perfectly normal modern house with all the amenities despite it being set in a dark, bleak dystopian future under "tyrannical" alien control.

@veteranredbeard6222 2 жыл бұрын

everyone is so hyped for the new MCU movie, meanwhile I'm loving watching reviews of bad old movies.

@michellen.780 2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, this movie. Featured in season 4 episode 5 of MST3k under the alternate title "Being From Another Planet". It looks like a restored version of the film itself is available now, which I will have to watch, as the MST3k episode is pretty low quality in terms of resolution. Also, it looks like the MST3k version was heavily edited (as they usually do to fit censors and time slots) so seeing the complete film will be a treat, I'm sure. Thanks for covering this one, Mark, and I can't help but agree with the Bots with their "this movie SUUUUCKS" chorus over the end credits.

@angrycandy5441 2 жыл бұрын

That was the best "TO" that we've had in a while, nice job.

@williamjames2941 2 жыл бұрын

Mark, you're hilarious! The next time someone breaks into my home while I'm showering, I am totally stealing that line!

@fanboyhex1555 2 жыл бұрын

I remember watching this movie at my parents video store way back in the day... this movie scared the crap out of me, then I freaked out when I saw it on MST3K, and then I freaked out now when I saw this movie being reviewed by Mark. 😆

@dubuyajay9964 2 жыл бұрын

You ok? D:

@deyan10 2 жыл бұрын

Great video as always Mark. GG and thanks for the content!

@timtheskeptic1147 2 жыл бұрын

It's just Scruffy's lot in life that nobody really notices him until he's gone. Fire him if you dare, because nobody else knows how to fix the boiling terlets.

@mattjohnson8585 2 жыл бұрын

:o you did it! You reviewed a movie I think I remember suggesting once a year ago! This flick scared the PISS out of me when I first saw it, probably when I was around 7 or 8 years old. I watched it again 20 years later, and the only thing going through my head the whole time was 'this is dumb.'

@dreams.of.dyeing 2 жыл бұрын

I'm already 3 minutes in and you've made my gloomy Sunday so much better.. thank you good sir!!

@davem7943 2 жыл бұрын

It is a Good day when you drop your videos. Thank you Mark you ROCK

@jujutaylor2186 2 жыл бұрын

Loving your cameos especially your wig game :)

@allsportnj 2 жыл бұрын

Saw this in the theater when I was a kid. I loved it and it always stuck with me. Took me years to find a copy. Still enjoy it to this day. :)

@Chrisjustice11 2 жыл бұрын

My favourite channel and my favourite DJ combined. What a time to be alive!

@toddpeterson5904 2 жыл бұрын

+1 for a Ben Murphy movie. He did a bunch of fun cheesy b-movies

@guida-walker-channel 2 жыл бұрын

I knew this movie would get Mark really worked up, lol, and I was wondering when he would get to it. Glad he finally did. I always thought it had the ultimate definition of a cop out ending and that's what makes it so infuriating. Anyway, the review was really fun and super entertaining. Thanks, Mark - it was certainly worth the wait!

@penroc3 2 жыл бұрын

this movie scarred me as a child and i called it the fungus mummy and my dad would torment me with the idea of the fungus mummy.......im 37 so finding this randomly is so cathartic seeing how silly it is.....thank you for saying the fungus mummy......a true hero.

@BlackstarSI 2 жыл бұрын

Mark, I don’t usually comment a lot, and I don’t typically enjoy low budget B-movies…but YOU are the only one that can make shit like this entertaining as hell and I’m all for it every time. You are absolutely killing it my brotha, keep up the amazing work and thank you for everything!

@SwiftNimblefoot 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, poor Parker is such a non-character, the actor playing him is called Bob Random. He is literally a random NPC.

@dubuyajay9964 2 жыл бұрын

@chibikim77 2 жыл бұрын

I remember seeing this on MST3k but it was called "Being From Another Planet" by Film Ventures International. And yeah, Joel and the bot were stupefied by the ending as well.

@juanrangel6880 2 жыл бұрын

2:57 lol. Dude you're funny. I love this channel. Keep up the great work.👍

@theaccountcreated8962 2 жыл бұрын

I saw this on TV when I was a kid and it scared me, but I always thought it was so strange because the mummy had feet but rolled, or floated, everywhere.

@wildman2012 2 жыл бұрын

The Ace Hardware eye-bolt fasteners on the sarcaphagous was a nice touch!

@IchNachtLiebe 2 жыл бұрын

For the "Who showers at night and who showers in the morning" question I felt disappointed a third option wasn't available: annoy people to no end until they spit at you then shower in the consequences of their hatred..... seems 1960s horror movie normal to me.

@Souredsoup 2 жыл бұрын

HOLY CHIT! I remember watching this as a kid (don't @my age, lol) and I occasionally think about this movie to this day, but could never remember it's name!! Thanks for reminding me Mark! I also had the exact same response to the 'To Be Continued...' ending.

@nukedukem420 2 жыл бұрын

This channel deserves millions of subscribers. Mark is so underrated

@FeastForThought 2 жыл бұрын

A Skeleton-Swinger-Party? I'm very proud of you for not making a Boner-joke, this is why I subscribed to this channel lol

@TheBlueB0mber 2 жыл бұрын

All aboard the bone train! 🚂🦴🦴🦴

@elliewuzzup7689 2 жыл бұрын

I'm sure it took all of his will-power! 😂

@motoarch 2 жыл бұрын

But are they DTF?

@kaaronhudson8112 2 жыл бұрын

Cinema sins, 😩😩

@skylx0812 2 жыл бұрын

I shower in the morning to get a fresh start on an exiting new day. Then shower in the evening when I get home to wash the damn day off of me.

@pairashootpants5373 Жыл бұрын

I LOVE your reviews!

@sockmonkey22 Жыл бұрын

“Why aren’t there ever friendly mummies? After 3,000 years you can’t give it a rest?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (slight paraphrase)

@4dbullshitpatroll6 2 жыл бұрын

Lately the trend is that the characters usually have to break a stature that happens to be hollow inside and the evil spirit is released after thousands of years and it gets hectic. It's a combo cliche between opening esophagus's and genie bottles. I've noticed it. Expect to see more of it. There is nothing original in bad movies except the plot holes.

@h.a.9880 2 жыл бұрын

This movie has huge leaps in logic, really. How are we supposed to accept that scientists just randomly touch green mushy goo in some sarcophagus, but no-one takes a jab at the eyebrows of that cop guy at 9:45? Suspension of disbelief broken, man.

@NatureFactsDesk 2 жыл бұрын

It just hurt when those guys, those grown-up adult scientists guys touched the unknown green fungus in an old sarcophagus... Also, two things I gotta find out about this movie are if the eyebrows on that cop are real and ytf did this movie not get continued.

@leetri 2 жыл бұрын

@@NatureFactsDesk I can kinda excuse them touching the fungus since there only exists a single species of fungus on Earth that can be dangerous to touch, so most people wouldn't think it would be dangerous. It's not as offensive as in Prometheus where the scientist tries to touch the face of an alien that clearly looks a LOT like an aggravated cobra. You need to be a special kind of stupid to reach out towards an angry snake.

@stephenpmurphy591 2 жыл бұрын

Where's the Alien from? Why was he(or whatever) entombed in ancient Egypt? Why did the mold junk look like Oatmeal & green food coloring? Why was that dude whose hand got slimmed so pathologically skinny? C'mon man he must be a bad dude Alien, nah? Oh craps! I wonder if the Mummy Alien was conscious when he was mummified? Wow! I'm seeing trails....on everything! The colors are so colorful! Wow we wow! I can smell colors and time.

@011keepers 2 жыл бұрын

@@stephenpmurphy591 It was from teh TV show You Cant DO That On Television, the Nickelodeon Green Slime

@stephenpmurphy591 2 жыл бұрын

@@011keepers Ouch! Good one!

@zakharovax 2 жыл бұрын

Your videos always make my day! 👌🏻

@Dontommy87 2 жыл бұрын

i gladly discovered your channel and when i watch older videos i miss the " TOOOO the show!" very much !! XD

@tlibber 2 жыл бұрын

Mark, this one was hysterical...again. I actually SAW this POS in 1982 when I was 12. This brought back some bad memories with tons of laughter! P.S. Shower in the morning

@TravisBierwagen 2 жыл бұрын

The father of my childhood best friend was on the production crew for this movie. He showed us the movie once. A couple of years later it was on MST3K. My buddy was kind of pissed off that they were mocking his "dad's movie". I thought it was the highest honor possible... until today.

@josephgrimminck6855 Жыл бұрын

Mark really brings these movies to life Cheers to the down to earth commentary XD

@SkipperDan1138 2 жыл бұрын

Just found your channel. It’s hilarious. Thank you.

@sammarithinang_pannarith 2 жыл бұрын

I’m more interested with your ancient beetle idea. As my imagination serves me, which should be accurate enough to history, this should give you superhuman beetle powers. I don’t mean the powers to start a very successful band, where you eventually break up, and everyone blame it on Yoko Ono, which I for one will. I mean the powers to blindly fly into people and things, fall to the floor, and still recover to fly into other things, as an ability unheard by any human in history, to save the planet somehow. Idk. Something like that, or better. I’m not a writer. I’m just a guy that loves good entertainment.

@dubuyajay9964 2 жыл бұрын

That's pretty much Blue Beetle from DC Comics.

@tomsenior7405 2 жыл бұрын

Cheers Mark. Great Show. I was half expecting "Lifeforce". I am so glad it is Tim Walker. Tim and I worked together during... What? Time. Time Walker? Oh crap, this is a terrible Movie. Which is wonderful, because we get this Fantastic Review.

@andrewgwilliam4831 2 жыл бұрын

"Time Waster" as Dark Corners Reviews called it...

@tomsenior7405 2 жыл бұрын

@@andrewgwilliam4831 Quality. Wish I had thought of that. Dark Corners were on the ball with that one.

@Fluoride_Jones 2 жыл бұрын

@@tomsenior7405 This review couldn't have been about "Lifeforce," because that's actually a good film!

@tomsenior7405 2 жыл бұрын

@@Fluoride_Jones Sweet.

@wyldshot666 2 жыл бұрын

Despite your mood Mark, you continue to make laugh out loud run a great channel

@rupertbear6883 2 жыл бұрын

i love your show and your personality... thanks

@ravenlord4 2 жыл бұрын

I think the movie would have gotten better reviews if people had realized that this was actually based on a true story.

@cocolime6496 2 жыл бұрын

... what?

@johndodo2062 2 жыл бұрын

I fully support the dump drawer theory

@DrDeadsy42 2 жыл бұрын

It's not even that far off, as important or wealthy enough people usually got everyday equipment placed inside their tombs. Be it fake food, little figurines of workers and mistresses for the afterlife, or clothes, furniture and tools. Why not add a bedpan, so you don't have to shit into Osiris' flowerbed?

@maxlvmort 2 жыл бұрын

11:33 Fun fact, the actor that played that Stanley guy who popped up out of nowhere, Warrington Gillette, originally played Jason Vorhees in Friday the 13th Part 2, but quick after just 2 weeks

@zeroher0876 2 жыл бұрын

Another great review!!!!

@july24pictures 2 жыл бұрын

Mark should review the Creepshow trilogy Creepshow: one of the greatest movies ever made Creepshow 2: Meh, enjoyable as a cult classic Creepshow 3: FUCK THAT MOVIE Creepshow Tv Series: All Hail Shudder!

@letsgetdangerous1925 2 жыл бұрын

Shower at night. You get to sleep clean. And honestly, waking up is hard enough. The thought of waking up before work or something, doing that demanding task, then turning off the water to try to dry off before freezing to death is horrible. Psycopaths shower in the morning.

@maxtew6521 2 жыл бұрын

I also like how clean it keeps my sheets.