STEVEN WRIGHT - COMPLETE Works - stereo HQ

STEVEN WRIGHT - COMPLETE Works - stereo HQ - (pt.4 of 5)

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14 жыл бұрын

...and this is part FOUR of FIVE - for part FIVE, hit • STEVEN WRIGHT - COMPLE...

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@dixieboy5689 7 ай бұрын

It takes genius to put out a non stop show like this. He is that man.

@twiwonder 13 жыл бұрын

I love it when you can see him just beginning to smile, before he quickly goes back to the typical face :)

@markonino12 Жыл бұрын

Example? Or did u die already since its been 12 years since this comment.may u RIP if u did die.

@robotcoffin 13 жыл бұрын

Quite possibly the most quote-able comedian ever.

@joshfriedman9775 Жыл бұрын

Without a dought

@mr.h1914 Жыл бұрын

I just discovered him yesterday and I'm still laughing my ass off

@hertzair1186 9 ай бұрын

I discovered him in 1987…”I have a Pony “ album…..incredible humor. He was Johnny Carson’s favorite.

@gmar7836 3 жыл бұрын

This must be from the 80’s and his material is still funny. There’s no comedian like him

@kilgoretrout6136 3 жыл бұрын

85 I think. It's pure genius.

@gmar7836 3 жыл бұрын

@@kilgoretrout6136 thank you

@dustyb58 2 жыл бұрын

I like that he has this long joke with a punchline at the end, but also he has jokes like "You can't have everything, where would you put it?."

@tylermotovlogs845 4 жыл бұрын

Steven Wright is probably one of my all-time favorite comedians because he is special he is a very rare form of Comedy and very inspirational and highly intelligent he brings a new wave of Comedy like he always has. With his twists and punchlines and his offset comedy I say he's world-renowned one of the best comics of all time.

@smilinghearts7375 3 жыл бұрын

I STARTED COMEDY 1YR NOW. LOVE THIS STYLE. CHECK OUT BILLY NELSON. LET ME NO WHAT U THINK. THATS NOT ME JUST DIFFRENT FUNNY

@kilgoretrout6136 3 жыл бұрын

I agree with you. The first time I heard the one about "......head and arm from the statues in all the other...." I didn't laugh....I was stunned by the level of genius.

@bobsharp1539 3 жыл бұрын

@@kilgoretrout6136 Im up to over 200 one liners now. I can wait to hit the stage. Im getting my 1st tatoo tommorow Im torn between a birth mark or a freckel. B SAFE

@misternikon 3 жыл бұрын

The first time he appeared on Johnny Carson, Carson thought he was so funny that he asked him to come back a few days later. Never happened to any other comedian in the 29 years Carson was on.

@kilgoretrout6136 3 жыл бұрын

I didn't know that part.

@Moodymongul 2 жыл бұрын

Legend has it: Stephen would then always turn up, a few days after Carson booked him

@MEGADEEZOO 3 жыл бұрын

couldnt take no more after my man says: “started writin’ a book... got the Page Numbers Down... just gotta fill in the Rest’! -brilliant⚡️

@alm2187 Жыл бұрын

It would be interesting if his act was followed by Natasha Bedingfield. 😉

@josephpedulla7831 4 жыл бұрын

The mark of true genius is imagination. Enough said. Who thinks up things like this? He's like the Gary Larson of standup.

@68blues 4 жыл бұрын

Joseph Pedulla ...Joseph, i wish i had typed that. You are spot on! There are very few things i call comic genius, the two you mentioned plus the Marx Bros are my top three.

@kayleeann53 4 жыл бұрын

I think Mitch Hedberg is also very funny. He's a lot like Steven Wright.

@switch2kryptonite 4 жыл бұрын

Well put.

@maxj0930 4 жыл бұрын

I heard Steven Wright say that he had a friend who worked in radio. Every time they walked under a bridge you couldn’t hear the guy talk. Epic.

@ben6993 3 жыл бұрын

Love it 😂😂

@haroldfranks8286 5 жыл бұрын

He's the BEST comedian ever, intelligent and witty without being vulgar

@netrioter 5 жыл бұрын

Ne never really truly made it though...Hes broke now. Deadpan is only for a rare few. He stole this from Dangerfield tbh. Only Rodney pulled it off because he added flair to it...not monotone

@jasonpowell7346 4 жыл бұрын

This guy was freaking brilliant besides being funny. He could have a crowd howling with essentially g rated humor

@VestigialHead 4 жыл бұрын

@@jasonpowell7346 This has become a really contrived meme. Every single comic that does not use adult humour has people commenting about it as if it matters whether a comedian is dirty or not. Funny is a personal thing. So I really wish people would stop commenting this same overused line. Instead, just comment on whether you like the comedian. The cleanliness of the material has absolutely no bearing on its comedic value.

@timhoovermusicman 4 жыл бұрын

John pinette

@denniscarroll3164 3 жыл бұрын

One of a very few awsome comedian's to ever do stand up.

@mcgfn 5 жыл бұрын

"I put instant coffee into a microwave oven, I almost went back in time"

@MAllen-ng8pl 4 жыл бұрын

i remember seeing Steven Wright when i was a kid. now, i can appreciate his humor. this guy was funny.

@switch2kryptonite 4 жыл бұрын

I was about to say the same thing. As a kid I thought he was lame. Now I see the brilliance, etc.

@alm2187 Жыл бұрын

Hear a joke, grow up, remember the joke, suddenly get it. I bet this happens to most people, actually. 😊

@danielhone5084 5 жыл бұрын

Whenever I’m depressed I listen to this

@aaroanius2815 3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@physicsmusic 13 жыл бұрын

I took the headlights and put the strobelights on so when I drive at night it looks like I'm the only one movin'. genius!

@andrewparsons6434 5 жыл бұрын

Today I was...no that wasn't me

@aylbdrmadison1051 4 жыл бұрын

0:44 Best joke in the world.

@alm2187 Жыл бұрын

Suddenly thinking of those Turtles lyrics. Imagine me & you, and you & me No matter how... Hey, whadda you doing? That's not us!

@taitbrown2591 4 жыл бұрын

Clerk: did you find everything? Me. If I did I would need a bigger shopping cart.

@chuckwilburn1298 5 жыл бұрын

I love his humor it's so dead pan

@donmiller2908 5 жыл бұрын

Dead pan is in the delivery, not the joke.

@wesleyalan9179 4 жыл бұрын

@@donmiller2908 ....this type of humor is called dead pan.....because of the delivery. (Read that with dead pan delivery)

@donmiller2908 4 жыл бұрын

@@wesleyalan9179 - No, the type of humor is "one liners" and the one liners are given in a dead pan delivery.

@liamsundin8755 4 жыл бұрын

Don Miller if we’re being smart it’s actually called “non sequitor” comedy

@officialJoCa 4 жыл бұрын

Let me know when we figure this one out.

@gumonthepants 4 жыл бұрын

Some use the study of lucid dreaming/astral travel for psychological work and self-improvement. Steven has realized its massive potential for comedy. Genius.

@theohewey7243 2 жыл бұрын

Can you explain further?

@gumonthepants 2 жыл бұрын

@@theohewey7243 Yes, I'd like to but every time I do it gets taken down. Will try again tomorrow...

@wutguycreations 3 жыл бұрын

Jiggs Casey is a total legend

@ytugtbk Жыл бұрын

Steven Wright. The answer to the question, what you be like if you were stoned ALL THE TIME!

@wildcatherder 2 жыл бұрын

Master of the bounce laugh: The first time I read the dictionary ... I thought it was a poem ... about everything.

@jwalker4554 2 жыл бұрын

He will make you think about words and their many meanings. Totally hilarious.

@guitarking1011 13 жыл бұрын

he is the one liner king!

@jasonpowell7346 4 жыл бұрын

We had reservations for this restaurant but went anyway.

@SquillDiggles 11 жыл бұрын

The harmonica sounds amazing...

@ericforman4721 4 жыл бұрын

Weird, he literally said that while I read this. Spooky.

@pharllslim4544 2 жыл бұрын

Before many of the comedian's we know today for this style. Weird and wonderful ❤

@Pete-th9oq 5 жыл бұрын

He doesn't give you much time to enjoy a joke does he? lol. Great! Genius!

@billthebutcher2 10 жыл бұрын

Holy, I lost it at "Bucky Goldstein."

@michaelmcphee2930 4 жыл бұрын

Oldest joke ever. He s great

@intentionaloffside8934 4 жыл бұрын

That’s an old one, it used to be hopalong Goldstein

@dirkwyse1609 3 жыл бұрын

It never gets old

@willdenoble1898 5 жыл бұрын

The Bucky Goldstein home was his best.

@morpheusatloppers 14 жыл бұрын

My pleasure - it's pretty much the COMPLETE works of one of the all-time greats!

@antarcticorb9197 3 жыл бұрын

He graduated college with me at Emerson in 1978. Used to crack the class up...

@Nebuloid1 6 жыл бұрын

the engine bit really got me

@peykanred1129 4 жыл бұрын

Every time I watch this I feel like I'm getting smarter.

@thehoff1982 14 жыл бұрын

absolute comedy genious!!!

@jeremycreamer1006 4 жыл бұрын

FIRST TIME I READ THE DICTIONARY I THOUGHT IT WAS A POEM ABOUT EVERYTHING.... HAHAHAHAHAHAA TOOO FUNNY

@StJYG76 6 жыл бұрын

He's the best

@Wertical93 8 жыл бұрын

Oh God :D THE HARMONICA SOUNDS AMAZING!

@colemanadamson5943 4 жыл бұрын

Steven Wright is the funniest man alive! And I mean no comedian can touch him.......second best, Dave Chappelle. Yes we could debate but I'll let you have your O and me, mine.

@alm2187 Жыл бұрын

And 2:40 gives us some clear continuity. He couldn't see electricity so he stopped paying the bill and now he just can't see. One thing I could do with all those pictures of his house is buying them together to make a flipbook. Steven Wright: inventor of the analog virtual tour! 😁

@GNXXRAY 10 ай бұрын

He is an absolute treasure

@DustyNothing Жыл бұрын

One of the best to ever do it

@howardkoor2796 5 жыл бұрын

What a mind!!

@krishnbimanagar 4 жыл бұрын

If I would ever visit America, the one guy I would like to meet and get photographed with, is Steven Wright.

@maxflipper34 5 жыл бұрын

The Bucky Goldstein and Oreo jokes are epic.

@gmar7836 3 жыл бұрын

Please stop using the word “epic”. Every guy out there uses that word. It’s overused

@putridabomination 3 жыл бұрын

@@gmar7836 epic response

@gmar7836 3 жыл бұрын

@@putridabomination It’s the most overused word in English vocabulary. Also the word amazing. Too many guys use the word epic. Choose another word! Why be mediocre?

@putridabomination 3 жыл бұрын

@@gmar7836 amazingly epic response

@gmar7836 3 жыл бұрын

@@putridabomination at this point you’re making no sense. I have no idea what you mean, all I’m saying is people need to stop using the damn word epic or amazing

@Magnum-bh5no 2 жыл бұрын

3:34 I had a sink like that years ago, one fawcet for hot, one for cold, I cut a section of garden hose to go between hot and cold fawcets and I made a hole in the hose in between the hot and cold fawcets 👍

@izzyLondonUK 8 жыл бұрын

brilliant ...didnt know til i saw it on tv then i googled it ...lmao.

@indyjones8697 10 жыл бұрын

I like how he's trying to keep a straight face after the Norman Rockwell joke, obviously triggered by the audience's reaction! LOL

@mitchbmx 10 жыл бұрын

Best out of the 5 parts

@alm2187 Жыл бұрын

At 1:12 I'm trying to imagine what kind of station he's listening to that plays contemporary music with no lyrics. Smooth jazz, maybe? What? Hey! I do NOT overthink everything!

@vanhopecomedy 3 жыл бұрын

Freaking genius

@kilgoretrout6136 3 жыл бұрын

I love to see ppl who appreciate him. Most ppl I know hate this type comedy.

@phily-hu5pr 2 жыл бұрын

Smoking a joint make it so much more hilarious LOL

@lethe56 13 жыл бұрын

Bucky Goldstein sure is a smooth talker.

@morpheusatloppers 11 жыл бұрын

When microwaves were first introduced (this piece is from the Eighties) their selling point was that they were QUICK (like, they could cook a 45-minute Xmas pud in twenty seconds). And so with "instant" coffee ALSO sold as being quick - if you used one to heat the other: quick x quick = so quick, it TURNS BACK TIME!

@Magnum-bh5no 2 жыл бұрын

Microwaves were banned in russia for a while because they cause cancer ☠️

@onamemmet 4 жыл бұрын

Wow, so many new bits (for me; thought I'd heard them all). Hilarious.

@jasonpowell7346 4 жыл бұрын

It's just refreshing to see and I'll comment as I please provided the comment was appropriate. And it was. Do not ridicule or chastise me for having a g rated opinion on something.

@alm2187 Жыл бұрын

I'm intrigued by the one about the physicist talking down the suicide jumper. "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

@sandrahunter5904 3 жыл бұрын

Why isn't he famous? I 💘 him. Maybe he's a bouquet (sp) comic.

@kdvincent1982 3 жыл бұрын

He was on the show Becker a few times.

@triplesc00p 11 жыл бұрын

3:20 Dpn't be silly! You can't walk through! Your reflection is always in the way!

@jantisoy 12 жыл бұрын

4:06 - 4:09 he's in parentheses... yeah!

@michaeld4854 11 жыл бұрын

8:16 - 8:32 He's trying REALLY hard not to laugh. Hahahaha!

@erikk77 5 жыл бұрын

I almost spit soda on my keyboard after the dental hygienist bit...

@elainearruda1678 3 жыл бұрын

A desperate, desperate man went to see Dr. Kevorkian begging for euthanasia. Since he was low on cash and had no credit, he asked Dr. Kevorkian if he could pay for the procedure with his life.

@tsumitspartan1995 4 жыл бұрын

How did he memorized all of it?

@CassetteFuture 10 жыл бұрын

The elevator part is the best.

@mikew3494 4 жыл бұрын

Bucky Goldstein 😂🤣😂

@ChannelOne-1 4 жыл бұрын

Bucky Goldstein...so good.

@indyjones8697 11 жыл бұрын

LMAO @ Houdini locking his keys in his car!!! :-D

@68rastas 5 жыл бұрын

56 people get a brain freeze every time steven tells a joke.

@morpheusatloppers 12 жыл бұрын

@kieliobow (I'm assuming you've seen ALL FIVE parts) I started it a minute or two in - when the audience had got up to speed.

11 жыл бұрын

I won't even argue with someone who says Bill Burr is terrible. That statement itself shows all there is to know about your sense of humor and criticism.

@alm2187 Жыл бұрын

If you have everything on Earth per 5:38 then you have every container, storage unit, etc. If you have everything literally, you have an infinite amount of space for it. By Douglas Adams reckoning, if "everything" is a finite amount of matter, despite the astronomically high quantity, if you divide it by infinite space, the quotient is infinitesimally low, meaning practically zero. Therefore you have nothing and it's only in your imagination that you have anything at all.

@GathKingLeppbertI 5 жыл бұрын

Steven is to stand up as Buster is to pratfall

@yuraffag 11 жыл бұрын

Haha, yes it makes sense now. I thought the coffee exploded or something (: Thanks

@RealHypocrisy 12 жыл бұрын

my 3 favorite as well :)

@morpheusatloppers 11 жыл бұрын

M'pleasure!

@taitbrown2591 4 жыл бұрын

A dentist told me the oreo is a prank in dental school when they start practicing on each other. Such jokers those dentists.

@vanwin5415 Жыл бұрын

Helicopter, couldn't park it so tied a rope to it and left it running. I've actually seen this, a Russian woman parked it up in the air, climbed down, did something and went back up the rope, and drove it away.

@deniseelliott935 4 жыл бұрын

The last two jokee were in a movie by the pet shops boys called It Couldn't Happen Here

@marshall989 5 жыл бұрын

These people get it.

@CChissel 13 жыл бұрын

I'm Bucky Goldstine...So great.

@classic59100 4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it was guy named eddie..

@Derpinguin44 12 жыл бұрын

@ahhhhjjjj Don't forget Mitch Hedberg.

@Ion_Antonescu 10 жыл бұрын

ì love how they keep showing the one arab guy in the room :))

@RIGman0497 12 жыл бұрын

thumbs up if you tried putting instant coffee into a microwave

@ProudBourgeoisie 13 жыл бұрын

@morpheusatloppers I HOPE that isn't true. I've loved his stuff whenever I've heard it - he's tremendously underrated. But if what you say is true, he hasn't done anything new in a quarter-century.