Steven Wright stand up taken from the 'Hysteria' DVD. www.laughingstock.co.uk
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@kevinhallisey52016 жыл бұрын
Saw him in a small bar in NYC in late afternoon. Walked over to him, said "Hi, I love your work". He said "Thanks" and at that instant, his meal came. I graciously left him so he could eat, but that may STILL be my most favorite conversation of all time.
@SuperSawyerg Жыл бұрын
your comment is priceless !!!!!
@imnnme Жыл бұрын
Just watched him on Joe Rogan Experience #1985. What a centered cerebral funny creative dude. Love his style.
@McMillanScottish Жыл бұрын
One word out of Steven Wright goes a long way.
@michaelslater6839 Жыл бұрын
I walked up to Steve, and I said “I’m a man of few words” and he said, “Really? Me…”
@eNigma011 Жыл бұрын
How were you able to walk into a "small bar"? Thought you'd have to crawl into them.
@ronw50054 жыл бұрын
"I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific." "I bought some batteries, but they weren't included...so I had to buy them again." Steven Wright
@jordanblatter15957 жыл бұрын
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
@poetcomic13 жыл бұрын
He found his perfect groove and never left it. Amazing longevity and creativity.
@gregvance11363 жыл бұрын
What IS he doing nowadays?
@poetcomic13 жыл бұрын
@@gregvance1136 His website has tickets for sale this fall 2021 in Scottsdale AZ, Florida etc.
@gregvance11363 жыл бұрын
@@poetcomic1 ok k. Great. Thank you.
@SamP0rterBridges2 жыл бұрын
@@gregvance1136 he just had a show in reno
@Paltheus13 жыл бұрын
One of the most amazing comedians of all-time....
@whatifcatsare220110 жыл бұрын
I love Steven Wright so much! His dry delivery just accents these jokes perfectly!
@Stevarino10208 жыл бұрын
"I had a very unexciting childhood.My high school colors wear clear," Flat out comedic genius.
@Magnum-bh5no3 жыл бұрын
* were
@rudolphguarnacci197 Жыл бұрын
@@Magnum-bh5no You're fun at parties.
@Claego Жыл бұрын
@@rudolphguarnacci197 the joke literally didn't land because of the spelling error go eat glass
@rudolphguarnacci197 Жыл бұрын
@@Claego Thanks. I will. And enjoy it.
@rudolphguarnacci197 Жыл бұрын
@@Claego Oh, sorry, i wasn't even talking to you. Why the glass?
@mdfogarty10 жыл бұрын
"Whenever somebody on the street asks me what time it is, I say 'Sorry, I'm not from around here.'"
@bassash4 жыл бұрын
"somebody once asked me if I have the time. I said yes but not right now"
@thelimetownjack7 жыл бұрын
@ 2:17 "There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
@Teltelteltelaja2 ай бұрын
The line is the fishing rod's string
@jaketully99398 жыл бұрын
"sponges grow in the ocean, that kills me. i wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didnt happen?" pure gold
@stevew2787 жыл бұрын
wouldn't be any deeper, the water was still there it was just inside a sponge and the sponge was inside the ocean - mind blown
@megadopolisthemagnificent.79367 жыл бұрын
me too. ruptured a lung. it was my favorite one, too.
@jimpatton87357 жыл бұрын
Jake Tully c
@patricialevy137 жыл бұрын
Jake Tully indeed !
7 жыл бұрын
Its gold, Jerry, pure comedic gold.
@gybx40948 жыл бұрын
He's the most original comedian ever. I saw his first-ever appearance on Johnny Carson and was stunned at the depth of the jokes. Really, he's one of the all time greats.
@JShepLord6 жыл бұрын
"If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?" I don't know if that audience is dense or what, but that joke fucking slayed me.
@AlexZander6883 жыл бұрын
The crowd was miming their laughs.
@brianthescarecrow90993 жыл бұрын
Same! They just missed it!
@gregvance11363 жыл бұрын
@@AlexZander688 hahahajJJHahahaha.... Miming their laughter. I'm sure even Stephen Wright would appreciate that one.
@randymillhouse7913 жыл бұрын
The audience is that dense.
@sheilamacdougal48742 жыл бұрын
Maybe you're dense. It's not actually funny.
@JohnJBaril7 жыл бұрын
"I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights. Now when I drive at night it looks like I'm the only one moving." Steven Wright
@orphanoforbit75883 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@djtato864 жыл бұрын
A friend of mine has a trophy wife but apparently it wasn't first place.
@faith.s_mom4 ай бұрын
💯❤
@louiseridder87388 жыл бұрын
a priest, a rabbi, and a reverend walk into a bar.....the bartender looks up puzzled and says, "So what's this, a joke?" har-har we need more Steven Wrights on planet earth...maybe we would change from flat and become round again..
@stewartnicol30286 жыл бұрын
The most under appreciated comedy genius ever.
@Mario_N643 жыл бұрын
Well, he did win an Academy Award.
@orphanoforbit75883 жыл бұрын
Why is that all anyone knows how to say anymore...?
@randonceccoli84283 жыл бұрын
If that were true you wouldn't know who he is
@murker18793 жыл бұрын
Fuk ppl who leave these comments
@user-iv7cw8vx7l2 жыл бұрын
Fa sho
@rezatavakolee10756 жыл бұрын
One of his best liners, " right now I am having amnesia & de javu at the same time ".
@codybluetarp3 жыл бұрын
Being In the Moment = Forgetful Remembrance.
@mackenzieusher80253 жыл бұрын
déjà vu just fyi
@realPenrodPooch2 ай бұрын
I have a weird feeling that I've forgotten that joke before.
@jspatz1Ай бұрын
I thought I had de javu, but it turns out I just do the exact same thing every day.
@36isnotold9 жыл бұрын
He is brilliant. My favorite comedian of all time! My sister and I wore out our bootlegged VHS tape that we had of him in the early '90's. Even now when we see each other, we have to recite at least half of his act.
@CrystalsandCandles7 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedians ever in my opinion
@mikerainwater61543 жыл бұрын
James ur a BADASS
@antarcticorb91973 жыл бұрын
He was in my class at Emerson College..used to cut up the class all the time... 😆
@Jaxson074 жыл бұрын
I once saw a sign that said "Wet Floor", so I did.
@RychuAlolan10 жыл бұрын
Generally comics avoid telling straight up "jokes" but this guy does it so well
@keithulhul75406 жыл бұрын
This was a different era.
@Katya_Lastochka6 жыл бұрын
John Huffington Toughen up.
@greglambert64936 жыл бұрын
John, if you don't think he is funny there is something seriously wrong with you. He is one of the best comedians of all time.
@dreambeliever51506 жыл бұрын
Greg Lambert He is.so is george carlin and bill hicks.. They are beauty in their profession. Bill hicks is still my top.
@erainmartinez8175 Жыл бұрын
I have known him The Swan Princess playing a Turtle name Speedy
@AlchemistTongueDrums8 жыл бұрын
A light in my room went out. I wonder where it is now.
@ExclusiveLM8 жыл бұрын
+ReubenRabinowitz ............ Why don't you ever see Puerto Ricans on Star Trek............ because they are not going to work in the future either. Fat women wear a sheep as a tampon. Thank you very much. -- Steven Wright.
@agiar20006 жыл бұрын
There's a light switch that doesn't do anything in my house. I kept flipping it off and on, until one day I got a letter from a lady in Germany saying "quit it."
@miamoben10 жыл бұрын
I went for a walk last night she said how long are you going to be gone. I said, " The whole time. "
@dude198812 жыл бұрын
"I stayed up last night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
@tedbullock147911 жыл бұрын
'Whenever I think about the past it just brings back so many memories' its so brilliantly out of context, superb comedian.
@richarquis2 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to live in the moment!
@bikeh3 жыл бұрын
It makes me happy to see a Steven Wright video with this many views.
@jonathanlapp9003 Жыл бұрын
It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it. Pure genius
@adrienneposta12 жыл бұрын
Thiis guy is one of the few American stand up comedians that can make me laugh out loud, the man's a legend !
@texastinman76393 жыл бұрын
He’s Canadian
@NickB13133 жыл бұрын
@@texastinman7639 He's from Massachusetts. Unless you're thinking of his role in Canadian Bacon.
@Marc-io8qm3 жыл бұрын
Try Mitch Hedberg
@BirdwellingtonAmalgamation2 жыл бұрын
@@Marc-io8qm came to say the same thing.
@andycraddock76772 жыл бұрын
@adrieneposta: 10 years later he’s STILL a comic genius!
@park10597 жыл бұрын
Why did hardly anyone laugh at the mime joke? That was one of the best ones.
@cb23087 жыл бұрын
IKR? I thought that was hilarious.
@tdylan7 жыл бұрын
I think they couldn't make out what was said. I had to rewind to figure it out.
@agiar20006 жыл бұрын
5:12 for reference.
@RIXRADvidz4 жыл бұрын
the best response to that is , ''they were laughing in mime''. can't stop giggling
@dyzway3 жыл бұрын
I think it was too quick for them. I liked it.
@lot249 жыл бұрын
My grandma called me over and said "Here's five dollars- don't tell your mom I'm giving this to you" I said "It'll cost you more than that:
@ExclusiveLM8 жыл бұрын
+lot24 .............. She ended up re-financing her home just to keep me quiet. Sincerely, Steven W.
@PalKrammer2 жыл бұрын
I love how he generalizes an abstract concept to create humor: “some people are afraid of heights - I’m afraid of widths”. Also: “I was doing 100 miles an hour and a cop pulled me over. He said, ‘Don’t you know the speed limit is 40 miles per hour?’ I said, ‘Yeah, but I wasn’t going to be out that long’ “
@DavidSmith-ef4eh2 жыл бұрын
Stupid joke. That wouldn't be a "speed limit" but a "distance limit"...
@rudolphguarnacci197 Жыл бұрын
@@DavidSmith-ef4eh He's not as witty as you.
@standardofexcellence Жыл бұрын
What i do everytime I'm pulled over from now on
@bikersoncall Жыл бұрын
@@DavidSmith-ef4eh If someone texted you saying to get home quick your house was on fireh, you'd correct their spelling and also say you live in a trailer not a house, hang up and ignore the call.
@DavidSmith-ef4eh Жыл бұрын
@@bikersoncall It was supposed to be sarcasm mixed with cynicism and funny in a way where I portray myself as someone who is supposedly smart, but doesn"t understand a simple joke..
@tradewins8 жыл бұрын
I went to see the ballet. All the dancers were standing on tiptoe. I said, "why don't they just get taller dancers?"
@YoutubeUser-nd8qv5 жыл бұрын
you should stick to your dayjob
@brendan31744 жыл бұрын
LOLOL!!
@vhandarsh514 жыл бұрын
Nice. 😂😂
@lauras36123 жыл бұрын
LOL! I don't know how Stephen just keeps coming up with these so easily.
@tradewins3 жыл бұрын
@@lauras3612 Who says it's easy?
@hugohackenbush15542 жыл бұрын
I was at this show. He, was my favourite act of the night. Could easily have halved the other acts and let Steven do an hour.
@robertzeurunkl84014 жыл бұрын
2:16 - I love this one. It's so clever. At first, it's funny "just because" of the mental picture. Then you connect the "thin line" bit, and you laugh again. You can actually hear the audience do it.
@spacehos8 ай бұрын
Wow the literal pun went over my head, thanks!
@SokSa11 жыл бұрын
I love, how it takes a few seconds for the joke to work and laughter gradually increases. LoL
@dongriffis57093 жыл бұрын
The Best! Steven kills! Not on this one, but one of my favorites is, "Every once in a while, I lean out my window, look in the sky and just wave. In case anyone's taking a satellite photo."
@pharcyde11057314 жыл бұрын
The master at his best....no one even comes close to this guy!!!
@scvideos46369 жыл бұрын
Steven Wright once said...."If god took acid, would he see people?" LOL
@Poultrypoundcake3 жыл бұрын
That's super important
@BlueVooch3 жыл бұрын
@Barbara Guest WTF?
@cracker78363 жыл бұрын
@@BlueVooch I was just about to type the same thing.
@EllieLindhorst3 жыл бұрын
Dude god is people and we are in control and not in control, the trick is how
@debraguess35412 жыл бұрын
@@BlueVooch nu by h6 by dgg
@crashburn32929 жыл бұрын
You could make an argument that Steven Wright is the most original comic ever. Several of his one-liners could be considered as funny and as original as they get. For instance: * I had some instant water but didn't know what to add. * Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. * Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? * If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? Some people who are not into his humor (the same people who think Monty Python isn't funny) assume this is just the work of a "stoner." Really, who else thinks of jokes like these? Like Steve Martin, the guy has been brilliant for decades.
@phishfearme29 жыл бұрын
Corey Bayless great examples - my favorite is his dog he named "Stay" - as a puppy he liked to confuse it - "come here, Stay"
@sjnagele8 жыл бұрын
+Crashburn 32 *it's a small world but i wouldn't want to paint it
@mrteddystamp8 жыл бұрын
+Crashburn 32 I prefer to listen to him tell them instead of someone posting them under a video of him telling them
@nyonelove76178 жыл бұрын
+Crashburn 32 His one liners destroy other one liner comics like Dangerfield.
@BlankUberEverybody8 жыл бұрын
+Crashburn 32 from the first time I heard him to hearing him just now I think he is brilliant. What a sense of humor, material and timing. . ..
@noelegan12083 жыл бұрын
Have to admit, to my shame, that I had not heard of this guy until tonight. Watching a BBC comedy documentary and his name came up. This guy is genius. One of the best ever. Remember the line about a friend of his who had false teeth with braces! Or who had side burns behind his ears! It just creased me!!🤣🤣🤣😋
@sandothemando89243 жыл бұрын
'Drove past a shop window the other day with two signs on it: help wanted, self-service. So I went in and hired myself'...
@brendan31744 жыл бұрын
I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths.
@Cashcrop543 жыл бұрын
I saw that line used in an episode of Be Cool Scooby Doo called “Mystery 101”. The episode was released in 2015 so it would seem someone saw Steven but I didn’t see any credit for it.
@seanfrank3219 күн бұрын
I love that line. 😂😂😂
@silverslider562 Жыл бұрын
This guy is pretty good. I like the no nonsense approach. 7 mins straight or just jokes, dassit, no filler, I respect it.
@richardkajander11267 жыл бұрын
The verbal equivalent of Larsen's "The Far Side".
@PinkiePyro20117 жыл бұрын
Richard Kajander single panel :: single line
@tonydess39924 жыл бұрын
pretty much sir lol
@LeskoBrandon2x4 жыл бұрын
Ahh man I forgot about the far side
@chado30004 жыл бұрын
Damn i miss that cartoon..
@marcelwilliamson73843 жыл бұрын
I always thought the same thing
@Amon2012able8 жыл бұрын
this guy is a GENIUS
@jerryanstey70587 жыл бұрын
WHAT IS A GENI US ?
@robbbyyy2510 жыл бұрын
This guy is trying so hard not to laugh at his own jokes, and he does a great job at it..its his character, for that i respect him..love you STEVE!
@joseadriansaez54946 жыл бұрын
Steven
@wesleyalan91793 жыл бұрын
@@joseadriansaez5494 lol..why would you feel the need to correct the guy for saying Steve for? ...just weird (That Comment was 3years old when you corrected it. Now its 6years old.. 3years later after YOUR comment, i talk shit too you...we need lives)
@VastHobbes12 жыл бұрын
I always love when he cracks a smile every now and then when one of his jokes goes over the audiences head.
@walkermorris591111 жыл бұрын
my favorite Steven Wright is,If a mime gets arrested would he have the right to remain sileint
@ginadisbrow93243 жыл бұрын
The "sponges growing in the ocean" joke broke me. I've been a Steven Wright fan for years. I miss the hey days of his, Mitch Hedberg's (RIP), Jerry Seinfeld's, Rodney Dangerfield's, Jack Benny's, et. al. The days of true comic wit, sans vulgar language and innuendo are over.
@tomeverett22123 жыл бұрын
This guy could single handedly destroy any AI.
@squatch54510 жыл бұрын
One time I put instant coffee in the microwave. I almost went back in time.
@jameswiblishauser9745 Жыл бұрын
His comedy is deep and stupid at the same time, definitely one of my favorites
@lotharofthehillpeople43815 жыл бұрын
My ears really enjoyed the surround sound!
@orphanoforbit75883 жыл бұрын
This guy and Mitch Hedburg break my ribs. I have a headache from laughing so hard I can't inhale a breath. If I die it will be worth it.
@CheekSqeeker1514 жыл бұрын
i like how he never smiles...just keeps a straight face....its halarious this guy is so funny
@wildernesstraining19575 ай бұрын
Saw Steve perform at the Dominion Theatre on Tottenham Court Road in London around 1996
@adaptiveagile10 жыл бұрын
Always one of my fave comedians. This is one of his best performances IMHO. A true original.
@ddarkshark5 жыл бұрын
i had a friend who was a radio announcer, everytime he drove under a bridge, he stopped talking.
@brendan31744 жыл бұрын
LOL!!
@anonygent3 жыл бұрын
*AM radio
@bufordpusser4248 жыл бұрын
The "shoot a mime" joke was hilarious............ I guess these people had either heard the joke before.................or they didn't get it.
@ExclusiveLM8 жыл бұрын
+Buford Pusser ............. A blind comedian's worse nightmare is performing on front of a group of mimes.
@mauivu63077 жыл бұрын
follow it with, "Only if you shoot him in a library."
@nomadpi17 жыл бұрын
He recycles his jokes - expecting a newer group (generation). I've heard some of them several times thru the years.
@verve927 жыл бұрын
"I used to be a translator for bad mimes."
@VrNghtOwl7 жыл бұрын
Buford Pusser one I thought of when I heard that. If a deaf person watches a mine does he know what he's saying?
@PDeRop9 жыл бұрын
Love this guy. The unscented perfume reminded me of my mother choosing the soap in the bubblebath at the amusement park.. She told me later, she had pressed "none" -- thinking it was a soap. :)
@SiliconClassics4 жыл бұрын
"I used to work at a factory that made fire hydrants. You couldn't park anywhere near the place."
@Nihilism20119 жыл бұрын
Intelligent humour for intelligent people. I love surrealism in all forms - art, music, literature and comedy.
@rd-pd8xb8 жыл бұрын
"If you could know how and when you'd die, would you want to know?""No.""Forget it then".
@lucasimmons0757 жыл бұрын
I don't really understand that joke. Mind explaining it?
@Triton10517 жыл бұрын
Luca Simmons+ I will! lol The idea is that the person is asking, 'would you want to know _how_ and _when_ you were going to die? Both are very specific pieces of information; the person asking would probably only know for sure, both *how and when* if they were planning on taking the actions causing the other ones death. This is confirmed by the reply (to the answer "no") _never mind then_ it's like saying, 'OK i won't tell you how (or when) i am planning on killing you'. I think the subtlety of this this joke makes it one of his better ones, hope this helps ^^
@lucasimmons0757 жыл бұрын
Ok thanks I was thinking that but I wasn't sure if it was just about someone being bewildered that someone wouldn't want to know
@Itemtotem7 жыл бұрын
rd711 you fucked it up
@bboooobbyy6 жыл бұрын
The House of Ten Genres: Yes, but the humor is derived from the fact that the question is posed as a _hypothetical_ in the set-up. The punchline (never mind then...) makes you realize that it was not a hypothetical question but something that the questioner was privy to (either from psychic ability or through knowledge of a plot to kill him). The sudden realization that the question was not hypothetical is surprising and thus funny.
@bellmeisterful4 жыл бұрын
I came home and everything had been replaced with an exact duplicate.
@HerrinSchadenfreude2 жыл бұрын
I always love how he was hitchhiking and a hearse stopped and he told the guy he wasn't going that far
@morlokvestai-kurak96803 жыл бұрын
Never go see Steven Wright when you're high. I don't know how but, somehow, I'm still there. 😲🤪😶🧐
@DavidfromBA5 жыл бұрын
"My plans to be spontaneous fell through at the last minute." "I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one."
@markcroydon31953 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud
@thoughtsurferzone50128 жыл бұрын
That mime joke laid an egg with this audience. He was surprised; you can tell.
@j72868 жыл бұрын
+Anthony Scarlata I think he said the line too fast, and the word mime got muffled. I've heard it before, but it still took me a second.
@shawntco8 жыл бұрын
+Anthony Scarlata Indeed. The way he moved himself at 5:17 was much quicker than his usual movements.
@brucep97294 жыл бұрын
"whenever I think about the past, it brings up so many memories"
@saenz13799 жыл бұрын
Put your seatbelt on, I wanna try somethin'.
@sonofnothing9 жыл бұрын
saenz1379 I saw it in a cartoon, but I'm sure I can do it.
@sjs9284 жыл бұрын
...How far do you think you're gonna get...? Fell outta my chair...
@picvajzpikcers6 жыл бұрын
Paranoid Retriever must be the best two liner I've ever heard.
@jasonsilver926112 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest comics ever. Mitch is his protoge
@jhaz892 жыл бұрын
Except mitch was better
@CavDad5714 жыл бұрын
I LOVE this guy! And am proud to say I own and enjoy watching his "When the Leaves Blow Away" movie. Thanks for posting this. This is an especially fun performance.
@gyfordjonathan35826 жыл бұрын
I went to the doctor today and told him " I keep feeling like a dog ". He asked " how long has this been going on? ". I replied " since I was a puppy!! ".
@robj144 Жыл бұрын
Whose joke is that?
@trevorastley1727 Жыл бұрын
There will never ever be someone as original as this chap. He makes me chuckle.
@Jonboat5710 жыл бұрын
One of the best comics
@anthonytaylor95429 жыл бұрын
Kenny called; he's in jail, he didn't leave a number, sincerely: THE GUY ON THE COUCH.
@JonMinusJan8 жыл бұрын
I personally feel this guy has some of the best deadpan one liners of any comedian out there. He could write on SNLs Jack handy sketch for decades.
@JumpinJAKEFlash7 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite comedians ever. He's wicked funny!
@MedicatedReviewer5 жыл бұрын
One of the best ALL TIME... maybe my favorite all time. My girlfiend asked me, "If you could know how, and when you are going to die would you want to?" I said, "No", and she said, "Forget it then."
@TheCobalt10010 жыл бұрын
Recently, I watched this very funny documentary about a paralyzed veteran who was trying to do a stand-up comedy routine.
@thejoyofsoxmovie72113 жыл бұрын
There's actually a quadriplegic fellow who does "sit down comedy". Also from Boston, named Will Lautzenheiser. "Did you hear the one about the comedian with no limbs?": kzfaq.info/get/bejne/o9SioLygvNexfIE.html
@andytrimble56154 жыл бұрын
Put on your seatbelt, I wanna try something... that made me crack up laughing
@NC-xk1eg5 ай бұрын
One of the best...but they're all so good!
@MrByaeger Жыл бұрын
Back in Vaudville days this was the only style of comedy there was , one liners . Slowly we moved into more of the storytelling style common today . But for somebody to be able to still do this style so well and for so long is really special.
@lauras36123 жыл бұрын
The king of hilarious alternate scenario comedy that makes you think and laugh at the same time
@yourhandlehere14 жыл бұрын
He told the exact same jokes the last time I watched this...
@copernicofelinis3 жыл бұрын
Stop writing the same comment!
@666xxxful3 жыл бұрын
It's even better in reverse!
@mikebledsoe23153 жыл бұрын
*"Best comment here good one"-👍😂*
@robrob28882 жыл бұрын
That is the funniest comment I have ever read.
@Geoffronn8 жыл бұрын
I want to get a life sized tattoo of myself, only bigger.
@JaqenHghar.11 ай бұрын
Maaan lol honestly there were a couple misses but 90% of this had me in tears
@bonnieforman97004 жыл бұрын
He is so fantastic - wish he would do more now.
@trueherbsman7 жыл бұрын
one liner king!
@amyntut6 жыл бұрын
and Rodney Dangerfield was.
@bluehelium57806 жыл бұрын
It has to be Rodney. He was more relentless and did better at not telling the same jokes.
@Tull19963 жыл бұрын
I love how some of his jokes take a couple of seconds for the audience to get......first a bit of polite chuckles and then it sinks in......lol
@JayDee-xj9lu2 жыл бұрын
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest.
@docmoody69082 жыл бұрын
The best standup he's ever done.
@RoyBattyLives4 ай бұрын
This is my first time hearing this guy. Just brilliant, I know I know, I’m foreign, well not here I’m not
@martianshoes2 жыл бұрын
Wright influenced an entire generation of stand up comics. Dimitri Martin is definitely one of his disciples.
@simonrandall54717 жыл бұрын
I live at the end of a one way, dead end street.
@daleplatino9 ай бұрын
There should be a documentary on this guy he's so great.
@deplorablecovfefe94892 жыл бұрын
Amazing the whole set is as funny today as 30 yrs ago...
@JustWasted3HoursHere2 жыл бұрын
Steven was on Craig Ferguson's show once and said, "If I were you I'd be sitting over there" pointing to where Craig was sitting. For some reason that absolutely SLAYED me and I laughed a solid 10 minutes. Even half an hour later when I thought about it I busted out laughing once again. [edit: Found it! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fZ2KhNqFqb24fH0.html Of course watching it now, many years later it doesn't have the same punch anymore, but still funny to me]
@HuckleberrySlim10 жыл бұрын
He got annoyed, as I would, when someone exclaimed "what???" immediately after the delivery of "if you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?" - you could see him wince, when they didn't get it - and the pained stifling of the desire to shout out the explanation, "because mimes dont make a sound you idiot!" - Steven Wright is a genius and has commitment to his artistic presentation - in contrast to another genius, with a different style - from a different era (playing for a more weathered audience today), Louis CK - who has no qualms about responding to inappropriate, and inappropriately timed comments with "just go home and kills yourself" lol I was craving for Steven Wright to shout that at him, in lieu of my quavering Shadenfreude, the secret delight at another's misfortune - except not your run of the mill 21st century jealous Shadenfreude - but rather the indignant joy in another's bold public stupidity, in the face of bold genius - it's that juicy crystal clear clashing juxtaposition that you just crave like a lion craves a meal immediately after the inappropriate comment - and it is clear what the relationship is going to be between those two qualities of consciousness - the classic, truest, most noble form of Shadenfreude - when you know they deserve it - and it's funny
@georgezeikanopolousisouplo100910 жыл бұрын
You're a fart in the wind.
@HuckleberrySlim10 жыл бұрын
You're a little teacup short and stout
@6stringstorulethemall9676 жыл бұрын
This is a three year old comment
@CharlieForEve2 жыл бұрын
They said "What?" because he quietly mumbles constantly and it's hard to understand him.
@Tuna_Casperole4 жыл бұрын
If you heard no laughs at the 5:12 joke, it's because they were mimes.
@Mr.PXsalms555 Жыл бұрын
I like to fill my tub up with water then turn the shower on and act like I’m in a submarine that’s been hit!! 😂😂