Bruh 💀

Literally same. As in I knew a guy for 6 years when he casually mentioned he was going to visit his kid the next week. me: "What?? you have a kid?" The kid was like 12 and lived in a different state though so I guess it made a little sense, but still very surprising. Another really close friend once mentioned something about his 'real last name'.... which apparently wasn't the last name that everyone knew him by.

Ha! One of my best friends I've known since college couldn't tell you what the names of my kids are! 🤣

I found out my Barbers real name eight years after we met! We are Arab Muslim. I always called him Maher, turns out his real name was Mahdi. I asked him. Turns out he was an Arab singer back in the day and didn’t want to associate his real name, which is very Islamic, to his singing career. I was blown away!! 🤣🤣

​@@northernbrother1258and that's the way it should be. Y'all connection ain't got nothing to do with child rearing lol

This is honestly how it is with my husband and his buddies! I love it.

Similar here. My best friend for almost 35 years and he's never been to my house! It's to the point that it's a running joke now..."I store human heads in the fridge"

@kendall Evans My sisters husband invited me over for a BBQ a few days ago. Was a reminder that they moved to a whole different city since the last time I was over. Time just flies by as you get older, lol.

@Rose Waldeier lol, I grew up as the only guy in a house of 5 women. The simplicity of my bro friendships is just so stress free in comparison. I just wanna talk about fishing and how an oil change turned into a year-long project of taking apart half a vehicle, lol.

Lmao 😭😭

what a bro

@@jamesz9635 my dad's thought was, "more chicks for me!" Lol!

Awww this is so sweet, it’s so wholesome to know straight male allies existed back in the WWII days

A Norman Rockwell painting 🎨🖌️ needing to be done

What a great dad... You know how much it must have meant to the gay friend/soldier that he could tell your dad his truth & be accepted.

haha, nice

Oh man….. they should do a follow up sketch!!!

Yeah, that'd Def be a whole different conversation

Many of us yes, but also there's a diverse crowd that would also take (in no particular order): Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Ariana Grande, Kesha, Carly Rae Jepsen, and (oddly but not) Troye Sivan.

True! Little does he know the 'drama' that is swirling around THAT.

Wooowww 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh my God hahahahahaha

Oh yeah! I have a bum knee but I'll still dust your ass bro. Loser buys the wings.

Haha, fantastic, I love it❣️🙌🏻🥰

Jesus loves you He is Lord

And I’ll bet no matter how long has past your SMF was the same as was your interactions.

They actually made it quite sweet. He didn’t seem apathetic, he seemed happy about whatever the opportunity might be

Or the famous get me something when u get your ass back.

"actually"

​@@laylaruan "actually"

I've been the Best Man in two weddings and the officiant in another where the bride's family didn't know who the hell I was.

do you happen to know his last name?

​@@jamesgabrielson473 One of my best friends and I were roommates for seven years. He got married 6.5 years ago, moved to a nearby state a couple years later, and now has two kids, so we don't see each other much. We still text a couple days a week (mostly about nerd stuff). I think I've met his wife two or three times, including the wedding.

Sorry bro, i read that as closet friend

So what you’re saying is that you don’t have friends.

Well said. Because as funny as the sketch is if you’re a gay man the joke is often on you.

too real

Says “that won’t happen again” and he sincerely means it because his dad literally can’t die again. It’s brilliant.

Sorry for your loss.

@@joshuataylor3550 Someone has to be

One of my guy friends casually told me his mom died over the summer, it was three months after. We talk on a weekly basis. 😢

No, sorry for YOUR loss!!!@@joshuataylor3550

How is it underrated? By whom? Where are these ratings recorded? Did you conduct a survey to learn how the line rates?

@@anonymouslakernerd7214 People on KZfaq like to use the word "underrated" . . . a LOT!

@@anonymouslakernerd7214 "underrated" in this context means it isn't the focal point of the conversation going on in the majority of the comments. It isn't referring to an actual statistical rating; it's merely an accepted, standard colloquialism.

@@kev7161 Choosing to not use the word "underrated" in a comment is very underrated

@@anonymouslakernerd7214 shut up.

Because he was playing himself. Have you watched New Heights?😄

Mainly cuz we think fighting a bear would be awesome

Yup. That teenage kid that helped his friend fight off the bear only did it so we wouldn’t get shown up. 😂😂😂

Wait, when say "Bear"....... 😆

Bear as in?

@@johnindigo5477 yes

Came here to say this. 😅💯

Can I play PS5 at therapy?

@@gemrad87 ha it’s toooo on point 😂 brilliant

@@Dinosaursof ha! you know you might be on up something😉 Some sort of rewards system for encouragement! Or like a PS5 game that’s masquerading as something pew pew pew but unbeknownst to the player some genius has made the game confront your feelings! Aha! You just got tricked into becoming more emotionally stable and helped deal with past trauma to become an overall happier person! You just got punked son! 😜

Wild that our culture normalizes such an insane mental health crisis (that it perpetuates).

We gonna be tryna hit it the first chance we get. It always be the gay women who have the craziest bodies. We been lusting over y'all. Just be jiggling all over the place like we won't tryna bust a move

Yuup

In Quebec, you will find way more approachable straight men.

They are.

More approachable about 9 years ago

bi girl and same tbh

I’ve never had a straight guy not be weird about it. Tbh

Yeah they always get a crush on you unless you’re like super masc

Sure, they could do I suppose but.....whatever.

@@Tao_Tology 🫡

And 7 years later…they picked up where they left off.

Still won't know Bowen's last name is Yang.

As long as there’s wings, their friendship will remain infinitely strong! And if there aren’t wings, there’s places to get hamburgers.

lmao!! love that😂

as a straight male friend, im pretty happy that my gay friend can comfortably complain about grindr hookups with me and is fine when i complain about my tindr ones. and i say that with the utmost sincerity. i love the guy

I asked my gay friend if his thing gets hard while takin it in the chocolate hole. I was genuinely curious and got the answer.

jason u activited my dusty old gaydar... i thought the batteries broke in dat bitch...

Gay bars are awesome 👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿

Ya, they left out the eight ball

He played a himbo pretty much the whole time and gave it a new character each time. Travis killed it. He's gonna by like Marshawn able to handle any kind of cool as job he wants.

@@draculawolfman1502 Like peyton stop comparing him to a black man because he's a really good appropriator!

Basic at best

He even scratched his balls while watching the sports.

I’m mad I like him so much. 😅

Definitely accurate.

as a straight male with straight friends I agree specially the part about "as much or as little" cause every time you hang out its gonna be the same no matter what lmao

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Guess you're lucky. I'm straight but my gay friends and I argue about ...everything. Heck, I'm the termperamental almost always.

​@@tonyyoung3985you guys might be competitive people 🤷🏽‍♂️ me and my female best friend argue all the time to the point everyone thinks we hate each other buts literally because neither one of us wants to give the other "the win" lol we acknowledge it and once the argument its over its like nothing ever happened

You're a cool dude. Society needs more straight men being friends with gay men. It just helps to create a better society where we don't need to care for a person's sexuality but their character.

@@Gerbera726 to be fair to all, society also needs more gay men being friends with straight men. There are (too) many gay men who live with a narrative that "straight men are cringe" & "they’re boring". And we can’t be friends because "strags don’t get *it*"… But in reality, friendship is a two way street. And *it* takes two people to keep the relationship going

@artemuliashkevych7892 true. Also, certain gay men hate women and lesbians. It's a lot of pain and misery that we humans have to still work on. Maybe in the next 50 - 100 years will be better.

Hahah

They definitely have solid queer representation in the writer’s room.

And clearly dont have any straight male friends.

it's FUNNY TOO!!

Totally. Ive been saying this for years. Gay guys and straight guys are like the perfect combo for friendships.

i totally agree!! definitely went deep, on a lot of levels. (the girls they portray is a lot why most of my friends are guys. tho they aren't AS bad as dude who doesn't know your last name LOL). but yeah idk how gay dudes do the friends with dramawhores deal (the ones that do, i mean. cuz obviously not all gay guys fit that type.)

He really was!

I said the same thing about the "Two Men Working Out at the World's Most Beautiful Gym" sketch.

That is a strange speculation, and a little sad.

After football Travis should do Rom-Coms and Comedy Action Flicks.

Oh, I had no idea that's what Kelce looked like. He did pretty good in this sketch.

Yeah it is. I’m pretty sure I haven’t seen my closest male friend in person since his wedding. In 2010

@@outtaherephilsbro hit him up

Wouldn’t it be great if marriages were that easy?

"tightest buddies"😏

Yeah, you not being attracted to him...had to hurt. Sorry for pussing out man. Won't happen again. The coolest thing about being a straight guy is being bulletproof. Rejected several times a day...no prob.

@@MrWaterbugdesign it's a numbers game.

Bro, I love Five Guys too. You wanna go grab a burger?

🤔 The old act gay to get closer to the wife trick; we see you 😉

I must be a straight dude too 😊😅😮😢

There is a difference between being happy to reconnect with old friends and thinking that someone you haven’t talked to in seven years is your best friend. The comments here are pathetic.

That shit is so true lol. The part where he says "my dad died" then waited for something and got nothing so said F it "wanna go get wings?" man, being a straight dude is wild at times. Men will dare each other to do the wildest shit for absolutely nothing but because the audacity compells them lol

Or say lebron is better than Jordan

​@@IknowMoreThanYouthats asking for at least a half hour heated debate

I've literally watched drunken races in a parking lot that started out a few minutes earlier in a bar where one guy told another friend that he could outrun him. There was also some active betting action on the side before the race commenced.

or "how many pushups can you do?" "lol thats it?"

The best part about the wings is that the second time he asks (right after he says his dad died) is that they were ALREADY eating food 😂

Wings and beer, straight blue collar sh#t too lol.

also "Three or more Straight Male Friends may cause a trip to Atlantic City"

Unfortunately, as a gay man with straight male friends, I'm the one with the bad diet. The straight guys I'm friends with are on those weird diets where you only get a milkshake for dinner and/or breakfast and lunch is like nothing but lean protein and kale, and they only drink straight alcohol because of the calories in beer.

I noticed on the second one and had to start over to make sure I didn't miss any haha.

Your wish has been granted. Now give me my genie back!

Part of wish : granted

Literally just put that into manifestation 😂

Is that who the guest was? He seems quite natural in front of a camera.

Can you wish that I will win a million dollars in the lottery please?

How was the trip?

A real life Will & Grace situ.

Now that’s what I call a triple double!!! Hope the trip was a slam dunk! 🤪

How was the trip?

How was the trip? 🤬🤬🤬

"May cause weight gain" when talking about getting wings.

honestly the highlight of a very top notch sketch

Thanks for pointing them out, I had the captions on and would have missed them completely unless you'd mentioned them!

the irony is once I went out for drink with two other straight males and we ended up randomly going to atlantic city. That never happens when its just two friends getting together but as soon as we hit the number 3 boom.

​@@red2977 I'm not from the US and I don't get the joke about Atlantic City... What's special about this place? Could someone explain, please?

I've never asked about sex to a gay friend, but out at a bar, I've asked about if he's attracted to more feminine or masculine gay men out of genuine curiosity. He seemed a bit offended, so I never asked again :D

@@bsarioz thats a bummer. Its completely fine to be curious.

@@bsarioz That's a loaded question, my friend. You might've meant it in the way you'd ask a straight pal whether he likes his women petite or tall, but many gay men take it as 'Are you a bottom or a top?' There are often judgements that come with that (despite the fact that all kind of guys switch hit). Also, it's fine to be curious and all, but if you did mean to ask him if he bottoms, keep in mind it'd be like him asking you if you like getting pegged by your wife.

I remember that one episode of Louie where the gang is playing poker and asking their gay friend all these sex questions and the guy tells them that they’re more curious about his sex life than any of his partners

I've been that guy asking my gay friend questions too lol 😂

GIRLLLLLL factsssssss

Yes, I agree!

God, I hope not, I wouldn't want him apologizing to China in their language.

Remember when John Cena was in Fred the movie on Nickelodeon?

Never seen him before.

I want to upvote but you're at 69 upvotes

As a straight guy who has gone to support friends. The bars are great music is good, drinks are cheap and everyone is friendly lol.

I think straight guys get a bad wrap in media. We are pretty supportive in a real way. We don’t care lol.

As long as the straight guys you're dragging to our bars are actually cool and respectful. If they're not then leave them at home.

@@cerealkiller195 exactly. If you're in the mood to party, they are FUN!

Leave it to women to ask about the "important life stuff". "How are you doing?" "How was it being away from home for forever?" lol

​@@AndrewSunada don't act like you don't like it at times lol

Haha, truth. Me and my more introverted/curious guy friends may ask about stuff like that, but otherwise, nope, other guys just don’t think about that stuff.

Was stationed in japan for two years all the homies was like “damnnn you finna experience the world better pull some of them Japanese hoes!” Peace! the women in my life asking for pictures be safe would try to work with the time and still call. Came back things still the same.

I do the straight up leaving the country for a few years without telling my friends act..... then I just show up, everything is cool and it's like, haven't seen you for a while, let's go drink. Now come to think of it, there're so many things wrong with that......

Or ANY utensil. 😂

How does eating wings with a spoon even work lol I get a fork but a spoon?! Lol

The same utensils he dropped in Lisa from Temecula

Sorry for your less man.

Yeah my dad died 3 years ago and I only teared up in front of close family and by myself alone. After that I was pretty much a stoic rock as I didn't want people feeling bad for me or ruin their experience if I was hanging out with them as I didn't want to bring them down. While obviously a joke Travis Kelce wasn't that far off. I might've apologized too if I thought I brought a rain cloud over us while hanging out with a friend. As a sidenote my condolences about you losing your Dad and I wish you blessings both to you and your family.

Damn dude, my dad passed away unexpectedly just after last Christmas, and the first time I felt "normal" was when I threw some disc at Oak Grove (Pasadena CA) with my friends... ☮

Bless you and your family

sorry man, my condolences😒

omg yes the swimming pools of ranch 😂 that was such a good sketch.

Just watch out for Chirax

@@kinoko5566 DO NOT INVOKE THE CHIRAX!

Wing Pit! 😂

Chicknobyl

Us dudes are very simple creatures with simple needs and desires. Just having the bros around and chilling makes us happy because men often truly just enjoy the simple things. Unfortunately things often never get more complicated in a man's life than being in a relationship with a woman lol! If men weren't attracted or didn't love vvomen so much we'd steer clear. 😆

@@mrod8578 I honestly think it sounds stressful as hell to be straight and deal w women and relationships etc. I just want to relax and joke around w my buddies it is that simple 😅

I really don't see the point of being friends otherwise!

@@basstrumbo 💯.I totally understand brotha.

@@mrod8578 DW women are already trying to steer clear from men lol

Accurate ^

Doesn’t really apply though cause there can be the potential for a sexual relationship in your scenario, where as in this one the sexualities aren’t compatible making it impossible to be more than platonic

I totally get this. Actually this was a surprising truth bomb after all these years. There are romantic partners, then there are completely platonic bros. The difficulty comes with misunderstandings of people like a commenter on this thread (forgot name... Wesley?) Who think just because you're bi there is a romantic component or potential for it. And also when they are in a relationship, their GF/wife's insecurities or jealousy for said potential, when truly, you and your friend don't feel that. On the inside it feels *exactly* what Bowen and Straight Male Friend portray. (and the tedium or uncomfortable nature of bunch with the girls rings true as well)✌️ Love this sketch! Thanks SNL for LGBTQ content

@@katiekraning7248 Wesley is right. If you aren't hideous, straight male friend thinks about doing you. Maybe even if you are hideous. Bi! He will fantasize about you with another woman.

Mely G you ever bang any of your straight dude friends?

most straight male friendships are exactly like this. There is typically little drama and very laid back.

He’s great in commercials.

I think both of those things worked out pretty well for him lol

​@@ghazalabedi7110Far as the Swifty thing he could still end up a song 😅

Don't disrespect Peyton Manning like that.

That is why I think he and TaTa have a shot. She was a great SNL host also. They both put some famous actors/comedians to shame.

So Dam Funjny!

He needs to win another Super Bowl for that:)

Who is he?

@Dewi Lew he's a foot ball player, for KC Chiefs. They won the superbowl.

@@emiliaescobar7652 he's considered one of the greatest tight ends (his position) of all time and holds numerous all time records. Not that he isn't "a football player", just wanted to add some context that he isn't just "any football player".

I have friends I don't know their first name. Nicknames are easier... If you make a mistake, or have a moment that results in one, you'll be remembered forever.. But if your just Steve, I'll forget it by time your done shaking my hand..

That's why you just call them all brother or bro. What do you need a mental rolodex full of names for, unless you are getting paid nobody needs to be multitasking

Women do that too. Why do you think we say, “Hey girl,” all the time? The more lllll’s the less of a friend and more of an acquaintance/ or stranger they are.

@@carissashley True friends get upgraded to Skank

he really was great. Surprised

@@jamezguard And he is So Hot! 🔥🔥🔥

My straight friends do that to me too. The treat me like a free therapist. lol I'm glad they trust me, but it's exhausting. 😩

Probably an active high school life… lots of young people are active in many art forms

Press conferences

KELCE #87 HAS ALWAYS LOVED THE CAMERA, HE'S A HAM😆 AND WE LOVE HIM FOR THAT (& very easy on the eyes too) 😍💋🏈🎬❤️

Nfl is acting. Most of the people in that League don't agree with the woke bull shit agenda but they do an amazing job acting

Examples please

Same exact thing happened to me, I moved to Europe for 5 years, barely talked to most of my straight guy friends, once I came back I was like "Hey, I'm back!" and all of them were like "Yo, that's dope! Let's hang out" - that was the entirety of the reconnection.

I'm a woman and frankly I've never had super dramatic female friends. With one of my closest female friends we barely text and meet each other maybe once a year yet it's always so chill. I'm starting to think Americans (I'm assuming you are from the US )are just built different. Women and men in the US are all stereotypical or something. Idk why tho. But it seems like you always have such massive issues and differences between the sexes. It's crazy

What is “akjdshadhj”?

@@Garsnoos I mean, if you rely on American media or anecdotal examples, then sure. But it’s pretty normal to have female friendships free of drama here in the states.

@@Garsnoos I’m a girl in America and can’t relate to female drama either. It really just depends on who you are as a person and the type of friends you surround yourself with