The worst thing about a street fight is that you really don’t know if it’s a fist fight, or a knife fight, or a gunfight, until it happens.

Hitting a person who's already unconscious is absolutely terrible.

Last time a guy tried to pick a fight with me in a bar, yelling that I "bumped into him", I apologized and asked if he was OK. He felt so embarrassed, HE apologized, and offered to buy me a drink. Sometimes someone is just having a bad day.

Head bouncing off the concrete is horrifying

They always make me think they’re going to show the video

The only thing that Mark fears more than getting in a fight is eye contact.

Marks voice sounds like everything he says he's sarcastic.

The “ Other guy” doesn’t have to be a boxer.. Just a guy willing to take it further than his opponent

Street fights are scary af. You never know what someone is capable of. I know one thing, if I see someone with cauliflower ear I would never fight them

"Get in the car papi" I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

Lost a homie who got into it with another guy. Unfortunately the other guy got the upper hand on my friend. He continued to beat him after he was unconscious. Witnesses say he kicked him in the head repeatedly until he stop making noises. He was put on life support with severe brain damage. His family made the decision about a week later. I wish i would have been there to stop it. He was one of my best friends. Worst phone call on a Saturday night. Rest easy, Nick. Love your bro.

"Hurt people, hurt people", that's a nice expression

Street fights are terrifying because you never know just how far things are going to escalate. Some dude picks a fight with you and you knock him out, now his buddy is behind you with a knife coming for your kidneys. It's awful.

Lol he slipped in..."eat a lady out" lmao

When my grandpa was alive he always taught me that true strength is in restraint and self control, even when provoked. The weak minded give into their anger and readily engage in pointless fights. And finally he taught me only to fight if it is absolutely necessary to protect myself or family from life threatening harm.

When I was younger I worked with someone who was in a bar fight and the other man died from his punch. He went to jail for manslaughter and would tell me that he wished he just walked away and was the bigger man that night. He quit drinking and has been sober since.

Only a coward would stump out unconscious body

Joe “he threw an educated punch” rogan

Growing up in Brooklyn in the 70s/80s, I saw a lot of fights, and I learned early, don't underestimate people, stay out of fights best you can, and realize even when you win, you may still lose when they spend all summer tying to find you and stab you, etc. BTDT. It's not like TV...

My friends doing prison time because a guy started a fight with him at a bar, and he knocked him out and the guy died in hospital after hitting his head. Just one hit.

"Smashin gash doing shrooms and eating ladies out" . . . My man!

Joe "get in the car, papi" Rogan

In my early twenties I had a buddy who was kinda one of those easy going guys who wasn’t a fighter but certainly a guy who could defend himself. We were iron workers and pretty construction strong but not skilled ufc guys. He was also a drinker. He was a holiday down in key largo drunk off his ass and when he left the bar was confronted by three guys who wanted to rob him. Witnesses indicated one of the would be robbers tried to get physical and Robert punched the guy. He was out before he hit the ground, fell backwards striking his head on the curb. The man died that night. Witnesses testified in a grand jury to what happened and Robert wasn’t prosecuted. Regardless, Robert knew he drank excessively before this happened and was never able to get past “killing” this guy. He was distraught for years. He became reckless and his life spiraled. Last time I saw him he had recently recovered from losing a leg in a motorcycle accident while running from the police. Guy was a complete wreck until I heard he died a few years ago at 51 years old. He was in and out of rehabs, AA, NA etc.. I feel he never could get past the fight. He kept saying if he’d on,y stop drinking before and wasn’t at the bar......... perhaps he never learned a lesson but I sure did. NEVER put yourself in a situation like that. Accidents happen. He didn’t mean to kill that guy but in his mind he killed guy.

*STREET FIGHTING IS STUPID! Ladies, the best thing to do is say, "I'm sorry my man is a little drunk. We're leaving. Y'all have a good night!" And grab your man and walk away quickly!*

*Joe mentions random thing* "Aaaaaaaaaaagh"

The next UFC will be titled "Smash some Gash" sells out in 15 seconds.

Mark Normand’s voice and body are two seperate entities.

Joe's right about the guys who want to fight ... the bullies. I realised at some point that bullies are being bullied themselves. Growing up i was the target of the local bully. I wasn't the only one. He had 2 older brothers who defended him against others but they bullied him. I hated him. He kicked me, punched me, pulled my hair, stamped on my toes and anything else he thought up. Some of the older boys hit him back but would be attacked by the older brothers. He bullied me until one day when I was 14 (he was 15) and had gotten to the point that I wasn't going to take it any more. I had bought a pair of drumsticks from my savings and was drumming in my friends hallway just of the footpath. I felt a sting in my spine as the bully kicked me from behind without me realising he was there. He asked that I let him try the drum sticks but I knew if he got his hands on them I may never see them again. I cracked. I stood up and swung around catching him on the side of the head with the heavy end of the drumsticks. He fell to the ground and looking up at me in disbelief, I saw the fear in his eyes. For the first time i saw his fear - fear of me. I hit him another 5 or 6 times as hard as I could for every time he had hurt me in the past before he could escape my swings. His brothers and 2 cousins attacked my home with a few rocks. My dad just happened to be passing in his works vehicle and they ran. My dad was a bit of an animal and we called to their house and my dad knocked his dad out with one punch. That was the end of the bullying. I realised that he was a very scared and traumatised person who overcame that by treating others like he had been treated. The thing is, they always pick on those they perceive weaker than themselves. If you turn on a bully they don't like it. They don't like being hurt. It puts them in the position of the scared powerless victim. From that point I ran quite a campaign for most of my life against the bully. They were all the same. Scared when it comes to it. My bully was a bit different. I gained respect from him but he went on to run a gang that killed over 40 people. Just before he was assassinated he looked me in the eye one day we met by chance and he told me he would be moving into my area and that I'd be seeing more of him in the future. As I looked into his eyes I could tell that he was thinking of the time I beat him and my father actions. He had shot 2 of my old friends. I knew if it came to it, I must prepare to kill him. I had a near miss one night when I spotted 5 of his gang in their vehicle of choice, a Ford Cortina 16E, sitting across the street viewing my home. I got my wife out the back and managed to watch them from behind some hedges. After a half hour, they drove away. 2 weeks later he was ambushed getting out of his car and was hit with 34 bullets. I must say, I breathed easier. There was no investigation. Everybody wanted him dead. Everybody colluded in his death. Everybody looked the other way. If more people had stood up to that guy things might have been different. I know I've went on a bit but I'm in lock down with nice weed, because of the virus, and thinking of my experiences with bullies. I must say, I've seen that look of fear on the faces of more than one bully. Now back to more peaceful memories.

Mark “smash your gash” Normand

I saw this street fights years ago that was the coolest though. It was 3 on 1 and this dude was just bobbing and weaving and took out each guy back to back to back like he was Ali. It was one of those crazy things you’ll barely ever see lol

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I got soccer kicked in a bar fight. Dude took a swing at me so I wrestled him to the ground. Then his buddy kicked me. Had to get my lip stitched and have a scar to this day. My stubble/beard covers it pretty nicely though. While it was a rough experience, in a weird way I'm glad it happened because I'll never be that dumb again. Bar fights are idiotic. Either you get badly hurt or you hurt someone. Neither is a good result. If you want to fight, do it in the ring/octagon/or on the mats (wrestling & BJJ).

in Michigan back in the early 90s at West Bloomfield High School these two dudes had a fist fight and one got punched and fell back and the back of his head hit a curb and he died instantly the other dude went to prison. Over some bullshit

A 25 year old guy in Sweden died a month ago after being pushed and landing on the back of his head on the pavement. Just like that. Bam. A small bar fight. Between two regular guys.

Friend of a friend died in a street brawl when he was 17 after someone hit him over the head with a wooden sign... Screwed up a lot a families that did... & it was literally over nothing, just some lads posturing trying to look tough & started a fight for no reason.

The two worst feelings you can have in a fight: 1. When you are defending yourself and you knock someone out. Horrible feeling, like guilt, anger and sorrow all wrapped up. 2. Punching someone AS HARD AS YOU CAN IN THE FACE and your fist just bounces off their head like your nothing and they dont react at all. It's that "that's the moment he knew, he fucked up' x 100. Terrifying feeling.

It’s scary when people pull out knives or guns into a street fight.

I'm just trying to "Smash some gash or eat a lady out ya know"

When your punch has a PHD: 0:44

“I’m just gonna walk away like this always happens” 😂👏🏻

I’m 41 & when I was growing up saw plenty of fights.. in bars & out.. I saw a guy I knew get eye gouged & his eye was hanging from the optic nerve so he went into the toilet, looked in the mirror & popped it back in. Crazy stuff. There was this one guy though.. the ‘tough guy’ of the town... I never liked the prick but we were in the same crew so never came to blows. He was a nasty, angry person. He bit a huge chunk out of some guys cheek at a pub once which is fucked up. Thankfully he moved away & has stayed away. I spoke to a friend a fews years back now & he told me this guy had not changed at all & was constantly fighting in the bars he frequented up north. He said that he beat a man so badly that the man is brain dead & when asked why he did it he said, “coz he was a smart cunt”... the fucking awful person. I heard that not long after he was in another wild bar fight & a bloke smashed a huge dinner plate across his melon & sliced the side of his head open, leaving him with an enormous scar. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bloke.. he truly has an evil streak. Every town has a guy like this.. bigger towns have a few.. I’ve never understood the violence for no reason thing. Where I’m from pretty much every weekend someone dies after smacking their head on the pavement after being punched... usually from behind. It really is a sickening sound to hear the crack of somebody getting hit or kicked in the head. Shameful stuff.

Anger is an addiction with deep claws.

Everyone acts like a bad ass until it's time to go primal..

most bar fights wouldnt happen if it was just you and the other guy in the bar. A crowd creates pressure to show dominance

Gotta make sure to re-iterate the “Cornfed Whiteboy” with the outfit they’re wearing.

Some people don’t wanna fight and the other person is glad that they don’t wanna fight

Should you ever get in a one on one or group fight, the person you should fear the most is the quiet person. The one who is not bothered in the heat of the moment, but looks ready to throw down.

head kicks are a big part of street fights and it always wins and it’s a effective move

Mark is severely underrated in the stand up game.

1:59 “I like to eat a lady out” LMFAOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂

I have the anger in me to fight like this. My mother taught me as young as I can remember that above all you have to understand the consequences of fighting. You’re putting someone’s life in your hands there’s always the potential that you or the person won’t walk away from it. So I was always told never to be violent, I was taught just to walk away and I’m glad for it. Ive been in physical altercations but, having the ability and know how to handle myself and all of my bent up anger really makes me see violence for what it is which 9/10 times is two dude with ego problems being bitches

Growing up in NYC I've been in countless fights and strangely it's always never been me starting it. Last fight i got into was 2 years ago when i got ktfo with brass knuckles in a 1 on 1(still hold my scar proudly) and the fact i could've died considering my head hit the floor hard is a blessing. One of my friends gave me solid advice i live by now he told me "it's always better to walk away and never get into a fight; just know there's a possibility you can end someone's life or they take yours and if it comes down to that just know, it's either you or them who comes out of that one alive so only fight in a life or death situation" then tells me a story of a friend he knew who died from a fist fight in the park. Now it's made me 10x more of a come to peace kind of guy who doesn't need to prove anything and would rather talk it out regardless if im called a "p*ssy", but if you persist and after constant objections and my life is in danger im walking out alive not you, i put it on the dead people i love. I've heard stories of people dying from it and i never knew and blessed to be alive.

I went to highschool with a guy who got punchd in a club and the blow from his head hitting the floor killed him

Joe: ... Mark: arrrrrrgh!

I threw one punch in a bar fight about 15 years ago, and destroyed the guy. Broke his jaw and knocked 3 teeth out. Didn't jump on top of him or follow up in any way. Because I knew he wasn't getting up. Then his buddy broke a beer bottle on the back of my head and I ended up fighting with this dude and shoving him through the glass door. Even though the 1st guy started it by swinging at me with a beer mug, It didn't matter. I was charged with a second degree felony for causing permanent bodily harm. Served 3 years in a Florida state prison over that 1 punch. Needless to say, I limit My time in bars these days. It's just not worth it.

I've witnessed 4 deaths. 3 from street fights. One guy had his head bounce off the concrete, another head repeatedly smashed against a telephone pole, a 3rd guy finished off while laying on the ambulance stretcher. The 4th death was my girlfriend first day of grade 10 school fell backwards off a balcony.... :(

I went though a tremendous amount of abuse. My dad almost killed my mom a couple times. When I went to school I didn't want anyone to fight. People that REALLY go through abuse don't want no part of violence because we know how bad it can get.

Is anyone else extremely scared of fighting, but not scared to fight? If you know what I mean, like I am scared to get into a fight but if the situation did arise, then I would fight with all my heart. I’ve been in a few bar/club fights and even when you win, you feel like you have lost. It’s so easy to get hurt and to even end up killing someone or being killed. Never worth it, I try to avoid fights at all costs now. However, I am also prepared to fight if I have no other choice

Mark Hunt in UFC was the first I saw who would always walk away when he knew his opponent was not getting up

"Do some shrooms, eat a lady out"

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Wilder "knew" too until Fury popped up like he left his phone unlocked in the other room with his girl.

I always appreciate Rogan's awareness and education on TBI.

One of the most Savage "hitting a guy when he's already down" strikes that comes to mind is Dan Henderson vs Michael Bisping...holy..shit..

My martial arts instructor always told me that if you can runaway fast enough then you’ve already won the fight lol. Obviously sometimes that’s not an option but even though I could probably handle myself alright in a fight, I’m a pacifist and sometimes the best option is just to avoid it or runaway.

1:58 lmao "eat a lady out"

All the people saying "smash some gash" is the best thing ever. We've been saying that in the UK for about 30 years.

I dont reckon most people actively try to hammer fist people when they're down, its usually because its hard to come down from all that rage you've built up and the fact you're making sure they dont get back up to beat your ass lol

Street fights are vicious. That KO sound when someone gets slept in the street, echos

I got into a street fight once agaisnt a 14yr old girl and literally shat my pants..i was 26.

2 hours of Norman shouting “give it a goog”. Loved it

A lot of the guys who get into street fights seem to have it in their heads that they are on some ancient battlefield and have to basically kill the guy they are fighting.

Mark hunt is a great example of knowing when your opponent is 'done' and calmly walking away.

I Need The Vid Joe Was Talking About!

Love you mark normand!..Glad Joe has this guy on the show! Love Mark!! So funny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Speaking on the subject. Yes after a victory in a fight, walking away humble is the way to be. So much respect for that guy. Not in street fighting. But in my favorite sport. The best that comes too mind is Bobby Probert! He was a frickin legend at it. So many wicked fights over the years and he would just drop guys on the ice and skate away in such a slow quiet stone cold manner. it would leave the fans in absolute awe! You had to respect that! RIP Probie #24

With guns and MMA-training and lawsuits and knives being so easy to obtain, I have no desire to ever get into a street fight, unless it’s lethal and I can’t escape

Anyone know the vid I wanna watch it now

"Smash some gash" dude just went full McMurray

Yea I agree that street fights are pretty scary. There’s no external defense and you’ll never know if there may be more than one hitting you at the end until you wake up from being unconscious. Not worth it. Especially when getting brain injuries.

Fighting should be a last resort,You only get one body and most of the time you can avoid it.

3:29 Jeremy stephens to Josh emitt... Dan Henderson to michael bisping

Its really hard to stop fighting when you cross over into the other side and your instincts take over.

I’ve bounced hood strip clubs, city night clubs, beach bars and small town bars. The small town bars’ fights were the craziest every time.

Joe: “What bothered me about fighting is when I’d knock somebody out” 🙄

More marijuana less alcohol. Problem solved.

“Eat a lady out” 😭🤣

1:59 he said that like he's never done it before and he's tryin to pass hahah

I got incarcerated over a street fight and it's never worth it. I do everything I can to not fight these days. If I get into a fight, it's a real fight and one of us is leaving in an ambulance and the other in a cop car. I love my kids way too much to put them through shit like that again. Time to grow up.

"Smash some gash"....the best saying of 2020 so far...

"get in the car papi" i could listen to that over and over again

Know what's scarrier than street fight? Prison riots

Streetfights are crap. Never liked them for the rare exception. Usually people who don't know how to fight get into them.

My friend was a bouncer and he said he had to quit once MMA rose in popularity and average bar drinkers got smart with how to hurt people. He said people went from drunk swinging to trying to break limbs and choke out to the point of a murder charge.

“Get in the car papi” lmao

Did this dude just say “eat a lady out” 😂🙌🏽😂🙌🏽

Right, kids mimic their parents. That's why do what I say not what I do, doesn't work. It's ingrained into kids to prepare for life in that way.

I’ve fell down stone stairs while riding my bicycle when I was a little kid...I had a huge bump on my head that was about it and it hurt like a B*tCH. 🤕

JR should make a mini series of street fight reviews

As someone who grew up boxing but never performing in Street fights, it was the feeling that the other guy just didn't care about consequences. With me, regardless if I won or lost, I was getting a beating when I went home from mum and dad that I couldn't fight back so, lose lose.