Super Bowl, Caucus & Kansas Oh My!

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Күн бұрын

The Kansas City Chiefs defeated the San Francisco 49ers in Super Bowl LIV, Trump tweeted his well wishes for the winners with a big error, did a pregame interview with Sean Hannity, closing arguments took place at the impeachment trial, the Iowa Caucus was the big deal of the day, and we slowed Trump down for a Village People edition of #DrunkDonaldTrump.
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Super Bowl, Caucus & Kansas Oh My!
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@oncoucharrest5910
@oncoucharrest5910 4 жыл бұрын
I’m Canadian and even I knew that the KC team is from Missouri
@xd_dulce4369
@xd_dulce4369 3 жыл бұрын
Kansas
@iris-2021
@iris-2021 4 жыл бұрын
US primary education should at least include American geography. I’m Canadian & even I knew Kansas City was in Missouri.
@tselengbotlhole750
@tselengbotlhole750 4 жыл бұрын
Iris they are proud of being ignorant.
@iris-2021
@iris-2021 4 жыл бұрын
Tseleng Botlhole I’m not sure they even know. But if they did, you are right, it would be a badge of honour.
@KerriBert
@KerriBert 4 жыл бұрын
i am german and i know it...and btw do you know Berlin located in New Hampshire? I guess thats Germany too if we follow the logic of dumbtrump
@paulchristopherlittle
@paulchristopherlittle 4 жыл бұрын
And maybe teach taxes too
@tchsball9
@tchsball9 4 жыл бұрын
Learning geography starts in preschool in the US. I think Trump skipped Early Childhood and Primary education. 😂
@Heavenzvoice
@Heavenzvoice 4 жыл бұрын
Good god this man has learned a new word... you can always tell when he uses it two-five times....
@shaun5497
@shaun5497 4 жыл бұрын
Omg he sounds like my uncle at 3 o’clock on thanksgiving. DRUNK AS HELL!!
@PitFriend1
@PitFriend1 4 жыл бұрын
I’m waiting for the map with the sharpie line drawn on it to show that the Kansas City the Chiefs play for is in fact in Kansas.
@lucidking6625
@lucidking6625 4 жыл бұрын
In Missouri
@kitko33
@kitko33 4 жыл бұрын
"we're not in Kansas anymore"
@MrDankTM
@MrDankTM 4 жыл бұрын
hi Kitko. btw onision is onion?
@GeorgeMinton-jb8ky
@GeorgeMinton-jb8ky 4 жыл бұрын
Dorothy, you are so right. Nothing but flat earth out there and wheat. It is wheat right?
@Whateva67
@Whateva67 4 жыл бұрын
Where’s Toto?
@Jillians1025
@Jillians1025 4 жыл бұрын
HA! 🤭
@tibaazher2792
@tibaazher2792 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrDankTM u wrote this in everyone's comment!!
@patbrennan6572
@patbrennan6572 4 жыл бұрын
if i ever get in serious trouble with the law i hope i get to chose my own judge and jury like trump did.
@anthonygladden6740
@anthonygladden6740 4 жыл бұрын
ADOLESCENT NAME CALLING! WHAT INTEGRITY WE HAVE IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
@Weegee766
@Weegee766 4 жыл бұрын
Anthony Gladden right
@TheDarrlelennis
@TheDarrlelennis 4 жыл бұрын
It's even funnier when his administration are asking people to point out Ukraine on a map when their own fcking boss doesn't know where a team plays in the country he controls
@renaraitzik681
@renaraitzik681 4 жыл бұрын
So because he’s president he needs to know every single sports team and which city they play in. Never mind his policies or achievements all you care about is that he made an understandable geographic error
@TheDarrlelennis
@TheDarrlelennis 4 жыл бұрын
@@renaraitzik681 No. Why do idiots keep saying that. The point is that he keeps pretending to know everything, but all he fcking does is keep embarrassing himself. People with common sense comprehend that
@TheDarrlelennis
@TheDarrlelennis 4 жыл бұрын
@Libs Hate Montesquieu Another psychic who knows about everyone. Guess you have a biggly brain also
@GuyVinmara
@GuyVinmara 4 жыл бұрын
The U.S citizenship test requires applicants to correctly answer some American geography questions. Meanwhile, the President of the United States doesn't even know his own country. LMFAO
@josephrankin5696
@josephrankin5696 4 жыл бұрын
He would also fail the civics portion, of the test.
@Rand0m411
@Rand0m411 4 жыл бұрын
You know he corrected his mistake almost immediately, right?
@barh3380
@barh3380 4 жыл бұрын
Rand0m411 he didn’t, one of his cabinet members did; why does it matter? He still made the mistake, and was still thinking it was correct
@adamw8469
@adamw8469 4 жыл бұрын
There is a Kansas City, Kansas as well as a Kansas City, Missouri. Smarten up
@kpcsr415
@kpcsr415 4 жыл бұрын
Adam Weisman Take your own advice. Trump referenced the football team which isn’t from Kansas. 🤫
@josaphatbetanzos8835
@josaphatbetanzos8835 4 жыл бұрын
J don't think Ivanka knows that there are 2 Kansas cities either 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ritmopachanguero
@ritmopachanguero 4 жыл бұрын
@Elena Timofte Both are
@Godric_71
@Godric_71 4 жыл бұрын
Tom O'Brien: "all thats you'll find in trumps head is a putter, a cheeseburger, a porn video and someone else's credit card." 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😎👍🏍💨 WOW..........
@timchoi1105
@timchoi1105 4 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha that was funny!!
@babs18a
@babs18a 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@brucehenson2904
@brucehenson2904 4 жыл бұрын
STILL SO MANY CRY BABIES AFTER ALL THIS TIME....
@Heavenzvoice
@Heavenzvoice 4 жыл бұрын
That’s my new saying...” you’re such a Matt Schlapp”
@Eurisko229
@Eurisko229 4 жыл бұрын
We are the laughing stock around the World. God help us. Can we get the President someone to error and spell check his tweets please.
@Carlospjr
@Carlospjr 4 жыл бұрын
Hes literary the most petulant, narcissistic, empathetic person holding the highest office in the World 🌎
@SuperOz78
@SuperOz78 4 жыл бұрын
Wonder how many takes that microcosm of life bit took. I bet there was an aide repeating that bit multiple times.
@TheHua89
@TheHua89 4 жыл бұрын
How is your president not in jail yet?
@DD-hu3rf
@DD-hu3rf 4 жыл бұрын
great question!
@jayhulrs1435
@jayhulrs1435 4 жыл бұрын
His corrupt party protects him. If it were any of us we would be locked up. If you're powerful and rich the rules dont apply
@kg9836
@kg9836 4 жыл бұрын
His party would die for him....
@aaaaaa-ox8ri
@aaaaaa-ox8ri 4 жыл бұрын
Because criminals like you are not in power.
@stephenbray9816
@stephenbray9816 4 жыл бұрын
Because every time they get close he throws somebody under the bus.
@mg19cal
@mg19cal 4 жыл бұрын
And his defenders are defending his deleted tweet. Its obvious now we are at the nadir of our civilization
@mg19cal
@mg19cal 4 жыл бұрын
@Bruce strkland I noticed that he kept looking away almost as if there was a cue card there with a ready-made answer
@MrDankTM
@MrDankTM 4 жыл бұрын
hi mg. btw onision is onion?
@mg19cal
@mg19cal 4 жыл бұрын
@A A ok, first: Kansas City is TWO SEPARATE cities. One is in Kansas, true, and way smaller than the other one (coming up in my next point). But the other one is in Missouri. Second, the Chiefs are based in and play in Missouri. So to congratulate the state of Kansas for a team that literally doesn't even play there in any form or fashion is, yes, a huge error. He and his supporters couldn't and still can't just take the L and move on
@edwardcassidy1718
@edwardcassidy1718 4 жыл бұрын
A A really no big deal bombing North or South Carolina that’s forgivable.
@AnexoRialto
@AnexoRialto 4 жыл бұрын
@A A Trump doesn't know or care about the geography of the country where he is President. No big deal. He's just a NY elitist. A big deal is when Obama asked for Dijon mustard. Or when he wore a tan suit. Or that shameless bicycle helmet. Amiright? Clueless Trump? No problem.
@antonnybh1
@antonnybh1 4 жыл бұрын
Ironic that trump puts an ad on the Super bowl after his comments on how they had the lowest ratings in years
@bettythomas8660
@bettythomas8660 4 жыл бұрын
A drunk man walks into a bar at 3am talking about YMCA....
@MrDankTM
@MrDankTM 4 жыл бұрын
hi berry. btw onision is onion?
@peggyfranzen6159
@peggyfranzen6159 4 жыл бұрын
He eats nachos as a man?
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 4 жыл бұрын
at 7:50 the only way I can stand to hear the big piss-colored snowflake's voice.
@Guttergirl61
@Guttergirl61 4 жыл бұрын
When trump started talking about the box, I thought he was gonna go on about the toilets that u have to flush, flush and flush again
@rudolfrednose7351
@rudolfrednose7351 4 жыл бұрын
Trump: “Kansas, Missouri.....I’m not getting into history here.”
@MrDankTM
@MrDankTM 4 жыл бұрын
hello Rud. btw onision is onion?
@Budd631
@Budd631 4 жыл бұрын
A A it’s runs through both. My friend lives in Missouri and they dispute which is the “real one”.
@cobras35
@cobras35 4 жыл бұрын
@A A from the outside sure... but Missouri and Kansas hate each other. Look up Quantrill and the raid on Lawrence. Oh wait, that is a history lesson.
@flipwright1138
@flipwright1138 4 жыл бұрын
@A A And using a sharpie to extend a hurricane's path is just a minor detail.
@sierraguru6942
@sierraguru6942 4 жыл бұрын
Kansas, Missouri... He couldn't find either one on a map of the US.
@oncoucharrest5910
@oncoucharrest5910 4 жыл бұрын
It’s sad when the President doesn’t know his own country never mind the rest of the world
@GeorgeMinton-jb8ky
@GeorgeMinton-jb8ky 4 жыл бұрын
Where is Ukraine? I have never heard of it. Don't know the guy. I take pictures with everybody.
@matthewingraham7204
@matthewingraham7204 4 жыл бұрын
You do realize that Kansas City is also in Missouri right?
@oncoucharrest5910
@oncoucharrest5910 4 жыл бұрын
Matthew Ingraham of course I do, I’m not the one who said the KC Chiefs came from Kansas, that was stupid Trump
@ameilasingh2555
@ameilasingh2555 4 жыл бұрын
You guys see the news this morning with Joe and Mika with Trump When the woman was singing the national anthem. I don't think Trump like his country. Because you should respect your American flag. Shame on you.
@whitealliance9540
@whitealliance9540 4 жыл бұрын
Maga
@mickritchie1815
@mickritchie1815 4 жыл бұрын
Word of the day “microcosm “. Well done,Donald.
@lachsimzwaifel
@lachsimzwaifel 4 жыл бұрын
"at least irony and democracy die together" - well put
@OldRaver
@OldRaver 4 жыл бұрын
Really racking up those Geography Genius points😂🙄😂 - June 17 Trump did not realise Nepal and Bhutan were countries until an adviser told him. ““He was like, ‘What is this stuff in between and these other countries?'” - Sept 2017: Speaking before African leaders at the United Nations in September 2017, Trump twice referred to the made up country of “Nambia.” “Nambia’s health system is increasingly self-sufficient,” he said at one point. People wondered whether he meant to say Namibia, Zambia, or Gambia. “Nambia” is not a country. - 5th Aug 2019 Trump confused Dayton, the site of one of that weekend’s shootings in which nine people were killed, with another Ohio city, Toledo. 24th Oct 2019: Trump gets the wrong state again: “we’re building a wall on the border of New Mexico, and we’re building a wall in Colorado. We’re building a beautiful wall. A big one that really works, that you can’t get over, that you can’t get under.” .. (but you CAN blow over 😂😳) - only problem is that Colorado not only does not border Mexico, but it’s southern border is about 400 miles from Mexico!😳 Jan 2020: Gets the state wrong for Kansas City Chiefs.. it’s the one in Missouri, NOT Kansas!! What a dotard!
@bettythomas8660
@bettythomas8660 4 жыл бұрын
Thats the true make-up of an intergalactic international worldwide spokesman. What a man...ahhh😘💕
@Derek1Dugan
@Derek1Dugan 4 жыл бұрын
Does Trump think Pocahontas is a character from a fairy tale? I can understand he would think that as there was a Disney film about her, but she was a very real historical figure, and my ancestor. What a goof.
@jesse799
@jesse799 4 жыл бұрын
Kidding me mate in Australia we go as hard as you do at the Super bowl for an idle Tuesday 😂😂 don't see us calling in sick!
@passbai772
@passbai772 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel....you're a very funny guy.😂😂😂😂
@wushock97
@wushock97 4 жыл бұрын
Arrowhead Stadium (where the Chiefs play) is next to the Royals Baseball (Kauffman) Stadium. The area for both stadiums is called the “Harry S. Truman Sports Complex” and is located just outside Independence, MO, visible from Interstate 70. Naming the sports complex after the 33rd President of the United States, from Independence, Missouri, should be the first clue. If the Chiefs were from the state of Kansas, they probably would have named the complex after Dwight David “Ike” Eisenhower, the 34th President of the United States from Abilene, Kansas. One day, New York State should name a mental institution for the criminally insane after the 45th President.
@stephaniemurer842
@stephaniemurer842 4 жыл бұрын
I like that I idea.... and not a high money, high concept building, but a dank, dark, government-funded building.😉
@constantinl1631
@constantinl1631 4 жыл бұрын
Schlapp is a german word and means floppy, limp.. Just saying :D
@charleschristensen8556
@charleschristensen8556 4 жыл бұрын
Constantin Luft flaccid
@MrDankTM
@MrDankTM 4 жыл бұрын
hi luft. onision is onion?
@jeaniebird999
@jeaniebird999 4 жыл бұрын
Matt = dull Schlapp = flaccid Perfect name!
@NKA23
@NKA23 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrDankTM Nope, "Zwiebel" is "onion".
@macsmith2013
@macsmith2013 4 жыл бұрын
Beat me to it.
@ricklyjohnson7239
@ricklyjohnson7239 4 жыл бұрын
I LAUGHED ZERO TIMES
@luisg.15yearsago18
@luisg.15yearsago18 4 жыл бұрын
6:05 you gotta admit great comeback 😂😂😂😂
@paulorganisation1
@paulorganisation1 4 жыл бұрын
Right at the end "goodluck hacking that putin" 😂
@rubyking3948
@rubyking3948 4 жыл бұрын
*Many Republicans are still stuck in Miami, Ohio for the Super Bowl game*
@bobwhammer4237
@bobwhammer4237 4 жыл бұрын
That's "stuck" not "stucked"
@JuliaJacksons
@JuliaJacksons 4 жыл бұрын
The drunk Trump clips are the best 🤣🤣
@rokiagad6320
@rokiagad6320 4 жыл бұрын
So he wasn't drunk with power before. God help us all.
@michaelwynne4346
@michaelwynne4346 4 жыл бұрын
Just looking and listening to him make me ill.
@ImTheJoker4u
@ImTheJoker4u 4 жыл бұрын
Does he say “great coaches like Bellichick”? A great coach yes, but not in THIS Super Bowl.
@GeorgeMinton-jb8ky
@GeorgeMinton-jb8ky 4 жыл бұрын
That is the only one he knows. Kansas City, Kansas is too far away for him to know the Chiefs coach's name. Hell I don't know it but if the Tennessee Titans had Mahomes as their quarterback then Coach Vrabel would be the greatest coach because they beat the Patriots. Jimmy, thank the Titans for taking out the Pats. I am tired of them taking all the glory. Thank the Lord Tom Brady is getting old in football terms. It is amazing he is still standing. Should be in a wheelchair by now.
@MrDankTM
@MrDankTM 4 жыл бұрын
hi john. onision is onion?
@davidochoa9469
@davidochoa9469 4 жыл бұрын
Out of all the coaches of all the teams, he chooses the one that got caught cheating.
@heatherm2140
@heatherm2140 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidochoa9469 Birds of a feather, as they say....
@roblesmiguelanje
@roblesmiguelanje 4 жыл бұрын
In these dark day's that we living in It's always good to laugh and i thank jimmy Kimmel for that. Love your show jimmy God bless ya
@robertrodz5115
@robertrodz5115 4 жыл бұрын
Aaahh DUDE, IM ON VACATIONS IN SOUTH MEXICO ON THE BEACH AND LIKE FREAKING HIGH, CHECKING U OUT ON MY CELLPHONE ...... 😂IM CRACKING UP AND EVERYBODY STARING AT ME😂
@Sagarat1.5X
@Sagarat1.5X 4 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump's brain disowning him like "Dont know him,Never met the guy ,we have never talked." True Man,true.
@victoraleman7042
@victoraleman7042 4 жыл бұрын
Sagar Mathpal what are you talking about? He has a great mind...he communicates with it beautifully...and Mexico is paying for it!
@Sagarat1.5X
@Sagarat1.5X 4 жыл бұрын
@@victoraleman7042 I respect your opinion:)
@Sagarat1.5X
@Sagarat1.5X 4 жыл бұрын
@Adam 🤪🤣
@MrDankTM
@MrDankTM 4 жыл бұрын
hi sag. onision is onion?
@randomjoe3941
@randomjoe3941 4 жыл бұрын
It's becoming annoying how they go out of their way to smear Bernie at every opportunity. All three of the top democratic nominees are basically the same age! Yet at every opportunity you see Bernie being bashed as if he's decades older than any other candidates...
@GeorgeMinton-jb8ky
@GeorgeMinton-jb8ky 4 жыл бұрын
I would rather have an old Bernie than a mean old Trump. Please God take Trump out. The senate will not do it.
@lillianwright3668
@lillianwright3668 4 жыл бұрын
To quote Colin Powell "Be careful what you choose,you may get it"!
@SJRendle
@SJRendle 4 жыл бұрын
Free real estate - trumps head!!!
@xanderlowe1543
@xanderlowe1543 4 жыл бұрын
"...and someone else's credit card." -cue the blowhorns-
@hopeforbetter382
@hopeforbetter382 4 жыл бұрын
Trump never apologises, he would rather instruct an army to move Kansas City to Kansas!
@MrDankTM
@MrDankTM 4 жыл бұрын
hi hope. onision is onion?
@gillianorley
@gillianorley 4 жыл бұрын
Too late. Kansas City is already in Kansas.
@onewomanslife
@onewomanslife 4 жыл бұрын
We are not in Kansas anymore, Toto!
@kansascitychifes3507
@kansascitychifes3507 4 жыл бұрын
" good luck hacking that" lol
@pbrucpaul
@pbrucpaul 4 жыл бұрын
Trumps beauty "Then you have people who don't." So prophetic for Donny boy. He'll probably have a tantrum if somebody tries to correct him on the chief's home state. Trump, what are you even doing being in the WH?
@rajanlad
@rajanlad 4 жыл бұрын
Best trump brain description , only missing detail was golf in his brain.
@whataloadofbollox
@whataloadofbollox 4 жыл бұрын
@Bruce strkland correct, a full size one in his empty head would make him look like Stewie from Family Guy, only less smart !
@MrDankTM
@MrDankTM 4 жыл бұрын
hi lad. onision is onion?
@cidb.212
@cidb.212 4 жыл бұрын
There's a golf ball indelibly lodged in his frontal lobe.
@svamberiv7999
@svamberiv7999 4 жыл бұрын
Don't poke fun at Trump if you don't know what a putter is and that it is a golf reference ⛳
@seamasdubhthaigh2059
@seamasdubhthaigh2059 4 жыл бұрын
Did he not get a SHOWER IN MOSCOW !
@andyjulia
@andyjulia 4 жыл бұрын
Trump just didn’t know how to spell Missouri.
@francissreckofabian01
@francissreckofabian01 4 жыл бұрын
'Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
@whitealliance9540
@whitealliance9540 4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the trump show 2020 lets go. No exclamation point.
@evax7780
@evax7780 4 жыл бұрын
“That’s how Pocahontas got started “ LMFAO
@tselengbotlhole750
@tselengbotlhole750 4 жыл бұрын
Eva SS this man is nuts
@Eurisko229
@Eurisko229 4 жыл бұрын
It just goes to show how little of a man he is.
@MrDankTM
@MrDankTM 4 жыл бұрын
hello Eva. btw onision is onion?
@edforest6344
@edforest6344 4 жыл бұрын
At 06:00 Timothy L. O’Brien describes how Trumps appears to so many people perfectly and hilariously....Bravo
@LiveMusicOntario
@LiveMusicOntario 4 жыл бұрын
This was worth it just to hear that answer from Timothy O'Brien; to the question What's it like to be in Trump's head?"
@Heavenzvoice
@Heavenzvoice 4 жыл бұрын
What’s sad is anyone who knows the bit about the Kansas City Chiefs is how more qualified to be president than Trump. Talk about setting the bar low...
@chaza.2891
@chaza.2891 4 жыл бұрын
hahaha Get em Tim Rosty! A cheese burger, a porn video and somebody else credit card!
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 жыл бұрын
don't forget the putter
@scorpiodynastyx6601
@scorpiodynastyx6601 4 жыл бұрын
"Little Wayne" 😂😂😂
@StackRunItUp
@StackRunItUp 4 жыл бұрын
6:16 I love this guy 😂
@iris-2021
@iris-2021 4 жыл бұрын
Tim O’Brien nailed it!
@tselengbotlhole750
@tselengbotlhole750 4 жыл бұрын
Iris 🤣🤣🤣
@MrDankTM
@MrDankTM 4 жыл бұрын
hi Iris. btw onision is onion
@Robert_Keel
@Robert_Keel 4 жыл бұрын
Loved the description of Trump's brain - right on.
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 4 жыл бұрын
It's like in the Simpson's when Homer is thinking about something and it zooms in to his mind and there is only a toy monkey clanging two cymbals together.
@honkawiman
@honkawiman 4 жыл бұрын
Bing bongggg bing bing bing bong bong... I'm the Presiden, I won, I have a big ABRAIN and, and I'm a stable genius....and, and I'm a General. I won, me,me,me.......oh I'm so smart.
@bryanwilson8396
@bryanwilson8396 4 жыл бұрын
Dorothy, are we in Kansas?
@donh7909
@donh7909 4 жыл бұрын
First he said, "boxes are 'ok'" ... Then gets pissed off, when he hears that some person wants to use one... What kind of drugs does he use..!..?
@jol7536
@jol7536 4 жыл бұрын
If i had a penny for every stupid thought trump had i would be a billionaire
@LiveMusicOntario
@LiveMusicOntario 4 жыл бұрын
I think you may have unearthed Trump's strategy to actually BE a billionaire.
@pinklady6042
@pinklady6042 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO. That was great.
@brucehenson2904
@brucehenson2904 4 жыл бұрын
YOU WOULD BE AS RICH AS TRUMP BUT WITH 2CENTS WORTH OF BRAINS>....
@bitsyapple7876
@bitsyapple7876 4 жыл бұрын
Well thats why youre not a billionaire yet, Trump is. Facts. How much do you have in your wallet? Enough to pay rent? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Until you made billions, and built an empire like trump did, youve no right saying he's as stupid as you.
@jol7536
@jol7536 4 жыл бұрын
Peachy Apple i am gonna ask my dad for a million dollar loan, associate myself with criminals default on my loans and go into bankruptcy three times ohh and maybe lie about how much money i have to cheat investors out of money and conspire with a foreign nation to cheat on an election i cant win by legal means. Thanks you are so right ive been doing things all wrong!
@DinaMcTasty23
@DinaMcTasty23 4 жыл бұрын
“Schlapp“ translated from German is “weak.“ Yeah so let that one marinate
@chanikynes4525
@chanikynes4525 4 жыл бұрын
"Ich lach mich schlapp!" We germans say that when we find something particularly funny, it translates "I´m laughing until i feel weak." (Which is what i do when i hear the great dictat..i mean the great comedian Trump talk)
@jaydedinnoo8819
@jaydedinnoo8819 4 жыл бұрын
Literally True to the name
@taylorqueensbury170
@taylorqueensbury170 4 жыл бұрын
The Monday after the Super Bowl...cleaning up the mess. 😐
@kathyturner6177
@kathyturner6177 4 жыл бұрын
You should have to know the states and cities before becoming a president. Along with tax return, grades from college and now maybe rap sheet.
@Piggy-Oink-Oink
@Piggy-Oink-Oink 4 жыл бұрын
No one in that audience has ever seen MaRCUS WELBY lol...impossible.
@karalguidubaldi1517
@karalguidubaldi1517 4 жыл бұрын
Piggy-218 um...🙋‍♀️...🤫
@cbbgenki4315
@cbbgenki4315 4 жыл бұрын
5:59 LOL clap clap clap AND A THUMBS UP
@NoirNouveau
@NoirNouveau 4 жыл бұрын
Give Trump a box to stand in and fill it with concrete...
@maynunal
@maynunal 4 жыл бұрын
"WILL WORK FOR RUBLES" Motto of the Trump Team.
@macsmith2013
@macsmith2013 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: 'Schlapp' means 'limp' or 'flacid' in German.
@johannesweber1470
@johannesweber1470 4 жыл бұрын
I'm from Germany and I approve this message.
@derekj1532
@derekj1532 4 жыл бұрын
So he’s spineless. Kinda obvious but thanks anyway.
@andreasmeier9746
@andreasmeier9746 4 жыл бұрын
So funny
@moxellex
@moxellex 4 жыл бұрын
Timothy L. O'Brian, senior advisor [for the] Bloomberg 202 Campaign is officially my new hero !
@idjrod49
@idjrod49 4 жыл бұрын
See if Mike Pompeo will ask old Donnie if he can point out Missouri on the map.
@kaptainkmann7808
@kaptainkmann7808 4 жыл бұрын
Of course he is going to get worse after …. That's what spoiled children do !
@glam0r0us
@glam0r0us 4 жыл бұрын
I love it !
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 4 жыл бұрын
Whenever you think Trump can't say or do anything dumber than he already has, he does.
@soccerguy325
@soccerguy325 4 жыл бұрын
Wrong, he already has.
@danceswithrats
@danceswithrats 4 жыл бұрын
@JaquelynChan Thats Racist humour . Wrong crowd. Try again.
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 4 жыл бұрын
@JaquelynChan Fake news.
@KevinMphotography
@KevinMphotography 4 жыл бұрын
That drunk bit was funny
@somebastardontheinternet
@somebastardontheinternet 4 жыл бұрын
3:13 Schlapp's tweet: "Dear East coast establishment: Kansas City, Kansas is in Kansas." Dear Schlappy, The topic of Trumpy's tweet was the Superbowl victory of the Kansas City Chiefs, who are based out of Kansas City, Missouri. The fact that there is also a Kansas City in Kansas does not excuse Trumpy's clear inability to double-check what he's writing. Sincerely, A midwesterner who understands how Google works.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 4 жыл бұрын
1:41 "Best Super Bowl half time show ever. Please clap."
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 жыл бұрын
nice reference LOL
@traceybee2024
@traceybee2024 4 жыл бұрын
Wish someone would give trump a box.....for his face
@GertBFrobe-rr9zv
@GertBFrobe-rr9zv 4 жыл бұрын
“No more shines Billy”
@AlmostReady504
@AlmostReady504 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, lighten up. Anyone can make that mistake. Said my son's first grade teacher.
@christophersoto1986
@christophersoto1986 4 жыл бұрын
For a President that wants to be remembered as the greatest in History ever...lol.. he sure needs to take a History class himself!!!
@bettythomas8660
@bettythomas8660 4 жыл бұрын
This is reality!! To the president. Absolutely love the guy in TRUMPS head 👍👍💕
@braapbraaap5281
@braapbraaap5281 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody 70 or older should be allowed to hold any office or vote.
@LelynnsSquirrels
@LelynnsSquirrels 4 жыл бұрын
& at THAT AGE, they should all have to take the driving test all over again TOO!!
@braapbraaap5281
@braapbraaap5281 4 жыл бұрын
@@LelynnsSquirrels At least once a year, for sure.
@4chizl
@4chizl 4 жыл бұрын
I couldn't hear the last part but when I saw it, it reminded me of playing BIINGO!
@njosborne6152
@njosborne6152 4 жыл бұрын
What can we expect from a Cheato Who’s never heard of Pearl Harbor⁉️
@alaynasollazzo1634
@alaynasollazzo1634 4 жыл бұрын
I think he doesn't watch football. Dude was probably mixing up ksu wildcats.
@MOATHALSHIBLIvfx
@MOATHALSHIBLIvfx 4 жыл бұрын
finally, you add subtitle ! usually, the subtitle is 3 sec backward!!!!!!!
@viktorsvantesson4015
@viktorsvantesson4015 4 жыл бұрын
These is no way bernie got 1 delegate in that precinct, no way in hell i tell you
@lalalove5161
@lalalove5161 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like I lost 2 brain cells by watching his interview
@jerryrichardson2799
@jerryrichardson2799 4 жыл бұрын
That's all?
@luciustitius
@luciustitius 4 жыл бұрын
What a great joke this „Matt Schlapp“ is if you understand German.
@karalguidubaldi1517
@karalguidubaldi1517 4 жыл бұрын
Lucius Titius ok, well? What does that say...in German? 🤔
@Cherryblossomandbees
@Cherryblossomandbees 4 жыл бұрын
@@karalguidubaldi1517 basically, schlapp matt means really, really tired or exhausted
@yannickchaumont1225
@yannickchaumont1225 4 жыл бұрын
Really love that
@luciustitius
@luciustitius 4 жыл бұрын
Karal Guidubaldi It is almost some kind of a pleonasm in German as both „matt“ and „schlapp“ translates in exhausted/tired/unmotivated. Plus „matt“ means also the opposite of „shiny“ and „schlapp“ the opposite of erected...
@MrDankTM
@MrDankTM 4 жыл бұрын
hello Luscius. onision is onion?
@marceybull
@marceybull 4 жыл бұрын
I thought those senior caucus-goers were so sweet following thru with their civic duties, even from Florida .... : )
@randy5606
@randy5606 4 жыл бұрын
Lol that was the most convincing drunk trump one yet
@theobjectchannel64
@theobjectchannel64 4 жыл бұрын
Trump was not found "innocent," he was found NOT GUILTY. It's an important distinction.
@KarlH1980
@KarlH1980 4 жыл бұрын
Oh please. I suppose you want to defend that fiasco that started in the House.
@peterpiper7441
@peterpiper7441 4 жыл бұрын
He wasn't found 'not guilty' either. He was acquitted. In a sham trial.
@bendavis9564
@bendavis9564 4 жыл бұрын
“Stable genius.” You mean.
@MrDankTM
@MrDankTM 4 жыл бұрын
hi john. btw onision is onion?
@bendavis9564
@bendavis9564 4 жыл бұрын
JODisHere what?
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, because mentally stable people always announce that they are.
@GeorgeMinton-jb8ky
@GeorgeMinton-jb8ky 4 жыл бұрын
You guys always forget to add the word "extremely" stable genius to his description which is wrong because the guy is not stable or a genius.
@peggyfranzen6159
@peggyfranzen6159 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe a drift, like at the last Kentucky's Derby.
@one8ty.918
@one8ty.918 4 жыл бұрын
As someone from Europe, for me the NPC "orange man bad" meme is quite accurate
@richbydesignpullupj5842
@richbydesignpullupj5842 4 жыл бұрын
3:09 don’t give him credit he does not do it on purpose 😂
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