Dems Battle it Out & Trump Cures Coronavirus!
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4 жыл бұрынFourteen states voted as part of Super Tuesday, early voting ballots sent to Californians were filled with old candidates, 'I Voted' sticker mocking took place around our office, Donald Trump cured Coronavirus, VP Mike Pence could have been exposed to the disease, and former newsman Brit Hume found himself in a very awkward situation.
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Dems Battle it Out & Trump Cures Coronavirus!
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@taniaelliott6625 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he's a brilliant, stable doctor now.
@fpxpGetReal 4 жыл бұрын
And the horses are legging it .
@fpxpGetReal 4 жыл бұрын
Fossil Fuel Rules well when the stable has a fossil that was ,we shall bury it amongst the repubeLicunts .
@monikaavaloni1057 4 жыл бұрын
He's the GREATEST doctor
@robertwheeler5125 4 жыл бұрын
@Fahim Ahmad trump for in the ground!
@lairdriver 4 жыл бұрын
@Fossil Fuel Rules you also have no spelling
@1cyanideghost 4 жыл бұрын
"Next time there's a hurricane, we'll just open all the toilet lids and flush it!" 🤣😂
@javiercruzderramona9874 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@drnox8268 4 жыл бұрын
ghost : Drain the Nasstie Orange Swamp ... 👍🏾👍
@davidgray8089 4 жыл бұрын
I hope Trump didn't see that.
@MissHMSilk 4 жыл бұрын
Sooo... we’re not gonna be nuking hurricanes now?! 😔 That was such a *gEniuS* idea tho
@1cyanideghost 4 жыл бұрын
@@MissHMSilk lol it was pure insanity, I swear he talks like a 6 year old would sometimes 😂
@NoirNouveau 4 жыл бұрын
"Therapy is another word for cure." - Donald Trump Something you really are in desperate need of.
@The-Real-Ando 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah ffs I hope he gets it and discovers the difference between therapy and cure.
@WRCWPLX 4 жыл бұрын
@@The-Real-Ando Poor FAILED Barrack HUSSEIN Obama; I know you CANNOT stand the "MAGIC WAND" ("B-LLS) of Trump, but "He who gets the last laugh, gets the BEST laugh"! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Trump 2020!
@WRCWPLX 4 жыл бұрын
"Trump Derangement is REAL and I love it! Seeing so many IDIOTS waiting for everything I say or do, so they can go and talk, or write about it EVERYWHERE is a great pleasure, because they have NO idea how I play with words to make them talk about me every single day, 24/7! Moreover, to see how many people depend on me for their "sanity" and employment---people in the media, fake comedians, cheap talk shows, and "KZfaqRS" ---is very gratifying! It's obvious they simply CANNOT live NOR survive without me!" -----Donald J. Trump
@WRCWPLX 4 жыл бұрын
@@The-Real-Ando Hahahaha! Trust me, you'll get it before he does, DUMBASS! :)
@coolpoolshark 4 жыл бұрын
@@WRCWPLX It's not how you played with words, Donald, which you don't have enough vocabulary. They are mocking that you don't know how to fake the POTUS position that Putin installed for you.
@tonygunk1886 4 жыл бұрын
Bloomberg could have taken that 500mill and sent it to the homeless in chicago..
@cloefauna 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely! Instead, he created more homelessness during his three terms as REPUBLICAN Mayor of NYC, while his cops assaulted citizens in the epidemic of Stop and Frisk. So much shady racist policing all over that city, enforcing gentrification and brutality of the wealthy rulers over the masses.
@metalvideos1961 4 жыл бұрын
You still think that your government officials are social?
@crysstoll1191 4 жыл бұрын
Tony you obviously must not know a lot about Bloomberg? He’s a modern day wannabe robber baron.
@sam645 4 жыл бұрын
He could've sent all the country's homeless TO Chicago
@azul8811 4 жыл бұрын
cleo fishel And he halved the yearly number of homicides.
@knineknights 4 жыл бұрын
Years from now, when they release the Carona Virus documentary, these Trump video clips will be included at the start to help set the tone for where we went wrong.
@Montesama314 4 жыл бұрын
"We don't know enough to make a vaccine." "Can't we just use another one?" "No."
@dannykumite 4 жыл бұрын
Well trump is thinking outside the box... At least he's not pretending to be a scientist, smart or even presidential.
@4shady0 4 жыл бұрын
@@dannykumite I mean.. if it was that easy would we have an outbreak?
@dannykumite 4 жыл бұрын
@@4shady0 that is the exact smart thinking I'm talking about. Nobody seems to get it but you and trump.
@loving_lioness3518 4 жыл бұрын
God help us 🤦
@TheTrimed1 4 жыл бұрын
That's the bravest man who has ever been near Trump. Donnie fires anyone who's not a yes man, he needs people who will plainly speak facts. 99% if people would be dancing around his ego
@fabianwittmers901 4 жыл бұрын
I am from Germany and we have 4 times the number of cases, still feel more secure since we actually got a health system and a leader with a brain :D
@fabianwittmers901 4 жыл бұрын
@Agent Fungus I am sorry about that. Something to keep in mind: your %mortality ist waaaaay Higher than it should be so you probably have a Lot of unknown positives
@hans-joachimbierwirth4727 4 жыл бұрын
You must be quite an idiot then. Germans are dying like flies because their health system is basically in ruins and their leader is a moron even worse than Trump.
@kathleenschlegel4267 4 жыл бұрын
@@hans-joachimbierwirth4727 really you know this how?
@hans-joachimbierwirth4727 4 жыл бұрын
@@kathleenschlegel4267 Everybody in need of a specialist appointment to initiate treatment of a chronic disease knows that there are no appointments earlier than three to six months throughout Germany. Even the papers wrote about the situation when the appointment crisis hit and started to unfold some years ago.
@robertk5478 4 жыл бұрын
@@hans-joachimbierwirth4727 erzähl keinen mist
@mufflejoy 4 жыл бұрын
I'll have a Hamberder with cowfefe and a viwer on the side To go.
@-LiFe-ej5mv 4 жыл бұрын
That’s what happens when you’re rich and your parents payoff the schools to pass you, “You learn nothing”
@lauriem5751 4 жыл бұрын
Orange dude is no longer funny. Too many lives are at stake, too many families will mourn their loved ones.
@sunshine3914 4 жыл бұрын
@April Jones-Foston He’s never been funny nor clever. He’s always shown his stupidity (over 4 decades now), it gave him his platform. And he found his base when he appeared on the WWE.
@ilonkaknutson63 4 жыл бұрын
do you think he really gives a dam, only if it affect him
@lilaclizard4504 4 жыл бұрын
and yet the young democrats again don't bother voting & you can bet won't bother voting in November either now they've not bothered to make Bernie the nominee. He's gonna win again you realise don't you?Biden doesn't have a chance against him! Why America why?????????
@lilaclizard4504 4 жыл бұрын
@Savoy 505 the rest of the world is certainly suffering from it's open borders with the US now! 10 more US citizens diagnosed with the virus today in Australia! Australia now has more cases of infection imported from the US than from the next 3 highest importers (China, Italy & Iran) combined!!!!!!!! So time to cut this ridiculous talk of open v closed borders somehow impacting US case numbers! The US now has the highest number of cases in the world! Not testing doesn't doesn't make them go away! There is MASSIVE community transmission in every state in the US! (except possibly Alaska). The whole world is closing borders to EVERY country in order to block US citizens without upsetting trump!
@glazierblue573 4 жыл бұрын
Now he has the nerve to call himself a war time president! 😂 but he is ignoring the doctors who are pleading for equipment. Millions will die on his watch and he is just stood around self praising. What an assholes!
@hypervigilantmuch1589 4 жыл бұрын
His advisors neglected their duties: they forgot to make a pop-up book explaining the basics of how vaccines work. Or maybe they did but forgot to include some fun coloring areas for when he loses focus.
@FabioPalvelli 4 жыл бұрын
The Idiocracy movie of 2006 was a prophecy!
@jeffrejr1 4 жыл бұрын
Fabio Palvelli my man Camacho
@rickhamilton4910 4 жыл бұрын
Wish I could find a copy!
@J-_-fer 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like what Trump would do. We water the fields with Gatorade because it has electrolyte and I think it will make it grow faster. 😂
@rickhamilton4910 4 жыл бұрын
@Winospa got a copy! Thanks
@T33K3SS3LCH3N 4 жыл бұрын
3:50 no the scientists wouldn't have thought about that because they know how vaccines work.
@naomikazadi9036 4 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for Americans, having a president like that, espeacially during this time smh🤦🏽♀️
@scottayar5136 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah me too i did not vote for him
@glazierblue573 4 жыл бұрын
I think trump knows as much about this virus as he does about the Windmills. I just had no idea the sound of them could give you cancer! So what exactly does trump have against people been tested for detection? 3000 people in China are tragically dead. Number rising across the world Does he just not want to spend the money to help protect the nation or does he think that the US are so far above God that no virus can touch him. Nice to have a leader that plays chance with his peoples live. God save the world from the virus. God save America from trump.
@PhillipLemmon 4 жыл бұрын
This is not meant to be mean or anything but I feel bad for y'all cuz you guys have the British equivalent of Trump......Boris. He even looks like him a little bit, lol
@robert1973williams 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao@ all the tears
@glazierblue573 4 жыл бұрын
@@PhillipLemmon I absolutely agree. I am half UK and half US. So am screwed either way. Boris's is SSSOOOO much like Trump, just not as loud about it.
@pbcprecisionflooringllc3524 4 жыл бұрын
First time i watch this program. I love it , this guy is halarious.
@margaretnicol3423 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine how many homes for the homeless Bloomberg could have built with that money!
@peterweller8583 4 жыл бұрын
@Songs Mirth Really? altruism you really think Mike spent all that money altruistically? Does not pass the smell test too much temptation ad we all are vulnerable to that.
@fallbackbee9170 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha do you feel the same way about Trump?
@margaretnicol3423 4 жыл бұрын
@@fallbackbee9170 No. He's much worse than Bloomberg. Bloomberg could have done it. Trump has the responsibility to do it and failed in that like everything else for the people.
@captain2ahab 4 жыл бұрын
what about Trump?
@margaretnicol3423 4 жыл бұрын
@@captain2ahab He's a lost cause!
@britturk123 4 жыл бұрын
The butt kissing joke was something to behold. The joke starts at 6.15.
@MikeBrown-ex9nh 4 жыл бұрын
It was hilarious, but they forgot McConnell.
@treefiddytwoo 4 жыл бұрын
6:15
@lilaclizard4504 4 жыл бұрын
and even better is to realise that if trump & pence &all the rest go down, it leaves Nancy Peloski as President & the only votes in congress being from those not sick from kissing the moron's butt :))
@samuelrandle2817 4 жыл бұрын
You sorta kinda gotta move that last dot to the top right of the six Britt
@arielmalsireal5453 4 жыл бұрын
Trump: I Will Cure Coronavirus! Also CDC: *[COMPLETELY SHUTS DOWN]*
@thekingchrissyg 4 жыл бұрын
get off the internet bro
@robertwheeler5125 4 жыл бұрын
@Fossil Fuel Rules deluded
@arielmalsireal5453 4 жыл бұрын
@@thekingchrissyg Yes But Actually NO!
@arielmalsireal5453 4 жыл бұрын
It's All Fun And Games When You Cheat Death Once. The Rest Of You, You Were Supposed To DIE In The Outbreak. I Just Clean Up The Mess Until The Game Is Over.
@arielmalsireal5453 4 жыл бұрын
@Fossil Fuel Rules Smartest? You Call That Smartest, Really? More Like STUPIDITY.
@Victor-kt6qn 4 жыл бұрын
Trump needs to calm down with the spray on tan. I'm Mexican and damn he's more brown than me now
@mlghelp2day 4 жыл бұрын
Nah he's not brown his tan is a "chorro" orange! LOL🤣😅😅
@kylewitthauer9187 4 жыл бұрын
He really is turning a color I can't even describe. And with those white eyes. Creepy.
@rodapp9499 4 жыл бұрын
Tangerine Cover Girl Foundation. $2.98 at Walgreens.
@gina3498 4 жыл бұрын
He's starting to look really spooky and scary
@mlghelp2day 4 жыл бұрын
@@rodapp9499 ROFLOL🤣😅😅👏
@lincolnsghost9995 4 жыл бұрын
I think I heard him ask if a slice of lime might help with the Corona virus.
@SherrieWonder 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ohno2816 4 жыл бұрын
What does he mean when he says ‘words’? What an embarrassment.
@Soxandnoah 4 жыл бұрын
Trump 2020
@minnie7700 4 жыл бұрын
"We're up the viver without a paddle." 😂🤣😂🤣 Jimmy is beyond hilarious!
@Hammern28 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, therapy. Never thought of THAT. So next time I.... I dunno, were to catch the plague or something, I just go to therapy. Yeah. That outta work.
@devilefty3814 4 жыл бұрын
This is like a restaurant menu that is out of everything 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dclguy 4 жыл бұрын
"Viver" woahhh!!! I learned a new word today, I'm so proud of myself.
@Kelz_X 4 жыл бұрын
Viver ?? “I know a lot of words” strikes again 😂
@loving_lioness3518 4 жыл бұрын
"Just because you learned a new word today doesn't mean the rest of us did too." Lmfao well said!
@lizzichi86 4 жыл бұрын
lol that woman behind Dump at the rally looked shocked at his buffoonery.
@ethelnewberry151 4 жыл бұрын
I noticed that, too...and such a weird look on her face...I wanted to see it again, and wished I had that scene on my computer so I could back it up and just look at her face... again...Such disbelief. WOW!!!
@lizzichi86 4 жыл бұрын
@@ethelnewberry151 the thing is though, if you're a supporter of his why would you ever be surprised about his behavior? It's common knowledge he's an ass hat. I've just never seen or heard a supporter acknowledge that fact.
@ethelnewberry151 4 жыл бұрын
@@lizzichi86 : Hi LizziChi V: Well, I've read my comment over three times, and don't see any source of saying I'm a Trump supporter. You may have confused the fact I remarked about the woman behind him, looking so stunned and bewildered. Her look was precious...She may have been a supporter of his, but at that juncture in time she may have seen and felt her actions and thoughts of "T" have been all wrong. I am not a supporter of Trump.
@lizzichi86 4 жыл бұрын
@@ethelnewberry151 I know. I was "speaking" in general terms. Wasn't accusing you of being a supporter.
@ethelnewberry151 4 жыл бұрын
@@lizzichi86 : Thank you, LizziChi V.
@civil_villain 4 жыл бұрын
I heard Trump was going to save us from Covid-19 by nuking hurricanes and raking forests. I've never had more confidence in such an intelligent, trustworthy, and honest man.
@crysstoll1191 4 жыл бұрын
Civil Villain 🙂😀😃😄
@licxylugo1462 4 жыл бұрын
Very stupid man.
@barbd2827 4 жыл бұрын
Civil Villain 😂😂😂
@nhbilly 4 жыл бұрын
/s
@Straight_White_Fatherly_Figure 4 жыл бұрын
Just as Biden continues to have short term memory loss.
@nbbim2012 4 жыл бұрын
The R actually stands for Rayban... that man really loves his aviators lol
@smithbakare5437 4 жыл бұрын
Trump: Therapy is like another word for cure Jimmy: Just because you learnt a new word doesn't mean we just did 🤣🤣🤣
@srkh8966 4 жыл бұрын
ken ho Trump just learned what the word “therapy” means, while the rest of us already know that word.
@dinghanxue704 4 жыл бұрын
@ken ho The sentence trump said, "Therapy is like another word for cure" was explaining the word therapy. This is something you usually do when you learned something new and trying to show it to someone.
@YOTUBE8848 4 жыл бұрын
6:45 *Jimmy Kimmel too coined a new word "shaked" instead of "shook" lol.*
@JR-playlists 4 жыл бұрын
Building the middle class by relieving the burden of unaffordable healthcare is not too far left. Stop listening to the corporate establishment media. You and me will be better off with Bernie's commitment to you.
@herodesees3767 4 жыл бұрын
@ken ho yes of course native speakers learn those words like "therapy" when young. Tump did not know the meaning because his language skill is at the same level as a child
@BryanCKing 4 жыл бұрын
And this is how The Walking Dead started. 😐
@karltonlimeback6183 4 жыл бұрын
I just thought of this yesterday and almost the whole population was wiped out and the whole city shut down and every one turned into zombies
@BryanCKing 4 жыл бұрын
@Car Fli yup
@bettysmith4641 4 жыл бұрын
Good one Bryan 😁👍
@jessielabate309 3 жыл бұрын
Do you know Donald went to heaven and knocked at the door. St.Peter opened door and asked Donald how l may help you?.Can you be loyal to me? That dos’t work here.”You are fired”Peter lost his job.
@c.a.t.732 4 жыл бұрын
Brit Hume has always seemed so uptight and repressed. I can totally believe he has some secret fetish lifestyle... he seems like exactly the type.
@thisorthat7626 4 жыл бұрын
C.A.T. It isn't so secret now, is it? LOL
@johnatlascrumpjr648 4 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else catch that???? "FORMER news man who works for fox news".....
@krisfrederick5001 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and he's always worked at fox news. It's not like he just got there.
@lilaclizard4504 4 жыл бұрын
yeh, but it seems his audience missed it & poor Jimmy sort of paused a bit after it, I think disappointed that none of them got it
@cristenboyett6535 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy....thanks for all the laughs! Honestly i needed to lmao and i did!🤣🤣🤣 Always love your show!
@julioalmanza8090 4 жыл бұрын
Long day today?
@anhokangame 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the animation.
@surfk9836 4 жыл бұрын
" The water is very wet". DONALD TRUMP. It would be funny if it wasn't true. But it is true and that is what makes it so scary.
@tyson31415 4 жыл бұрын
Its easy to wash small hands.
@Raez_XL 4 жыл бұрын
I have malaria. I need to go for therapy.
@samuelgizaw7899 4 жыл бұрын
Imma come back once this comment section has Marinated
@arnatri1503 4 жыл бұрын
"You know just because you learnt a new word today, does not mean that the rest of us did too. " 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ambmainman 4 жыл бұрын
Trump's ignorance .....of everything ......scares me.......god help us!
@markg.7865 4 жыл бұрын
Remember when Trump drew in that hurricane hitting Alabama and asked about nuking a hurricane.
@LMajorDegs 4 жыл бұрын
Mark G. Never happened 😂😂
@LMajorDegs 4 жыл бұрын
antony michael trump>Obama as a president
@ambmainman 4 жыл бұрын
@@LMajorDegs There are words on the inside of books .....you might want to check those out!
@jongail4192 4 жыл бұрын
Model RK800 name a metric that has gotten worse since trump was elected dumass
@cultureclique2173 4 жыл бұрын
With a viver 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I must say, he has the best words! Im sorry for the 2/3 smart Americans who have to put up with this thing in the WH.
@NoirNouveau 4 жыл бұрын
8:39 - My eyes are bleeding from the acid wash. Can't unsee the horror.
@danielx40 4 жыл бұрын
Holy... that vaccine stuff is common knowledge.
@jamesw657 4 жыл бұрын
Tell that to the anti-vaxxers
@magicsantos2681 4 жыл бұрын
Now you have your own lunatic dictator! BRAVO U.S!👏WELL DONE! 🤔👌👍😄
@samxo7626 4 жыл бұрын
finally u got me subscribed jimmy congrats even b4 i go to the end of it 🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
@SMOOVKILL1 4 жыл бұрын
I caught that Jimmy. You made sure the buttons were right side up but the sticker on your tie was upside down to us. Thought you were slick. Lmfao.
@lisab9541 4 жыл бұрын
Stickers are for all ages, fo sho!
@dugarii007 4 жыл бұрын
The country is devided because devision keeps being promoted.
@LividImp 4 жыл бұрын
It's so bad, we've split into two camps, those that know how to spell divided, and those that don't.
@michaeljohnangel6359 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!!
@susanpremo8068 4 жыл бұрын
One way to clear the "swamp"!
@Prograde 4 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early the commander in chief was sentient
@whiteowl4097 4 жыл бұрын
The last time I was this early, we actually had a President with a brain and common since.
@fisherking7798 4 жыл бұрын
@@whiteowl4097 so you're saying obama made you come early? 😎
@dimdaman 4 жыл бұрын
Such a limited vocabulary, the guy needs to make up filler words.
@d.e.b.b5788 4 жыл бұрын
He has words, he uses lots of words, he has the best words, because of his bigly brain, he's a very stable genius, didn't he tell us so? Holy crap, what a moron. The world continues to laugh at us.
@jamarihunt4165 4 жыл бұрын
@@d.e.b.b5788 he knows a lot of words. Big words. But he never knows how to use them, when to use them, or how to spell them.
@Nothing-vu4wj 4 жыл бұрын
Jamari Hunt lmao
@sweettooth1906 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamarihunt4165 he doesn't use them cause he doesn't need them. He still wins anyway
@sweettooth1906 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamarihunt4165 and is doing waaaaay better than you
@shammilanka2185 4 жыл бұрын
Omg it's TRUE, I just type that s#$% v$%^&* and his face popped in 😝🤣
@gadams8160 4 жыл бұрын
That may be the best Jimmy Kimmel monologue ever!
@anthonykoeslag 4 жыл бұрын
3:45 - we are doomed
@annadavid1282 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy you're amazing ❤️
@krisfrederick5001 4 жыл бұрын
trump's initial plan was to throw some Flintstones vitamins at it. Back to the drawing board..
@teresachavez.a2zen 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. I put my voted sticker on a binder clip.
@shammilanka2185 4 жыл бұрын
And this segment got me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheKaiTetley 4 жыл бұрын
If I had five hundred million dollars to burn. I would move to Japan and spend all my time exploring the country by foot, bicycle and train.
@jubiscleusa171 4 жыл бұрын
TheKaiTetley That sounds pretty great!
@IAmSuzyQ 4 жыл бұрын
I hear that! If it were me, though, I'd set up a home base in France, fill up my backpack, and go from there... I was lucky enough to get to do a ton of traveling while I was growing up, because I was a competitive gymnast, and we had meets all over the world, but I was a kid and didn't appreciate it like I would as an adult. All I know for sure, is that we get one life, and I'd love to spend it exploring the world, and meeting the people we share this planet with. I think that's the meaning of life! 👍💜
@karezaalonso7110 4 жыл бұрын
doesn't cost nearby that much; plus you could do it in other countries with lower cost of living.
@jessstuart7495 4 жыл бұрын
You could do that for a couple of years for about $50k ! I say, go for it!
@OmgWThHahaha 4 жыл бұрын
If i hv 500 million....i will keep 10 million n give 490 million to feed the poor.
@ronaldromo5032 4 жыл бұрын
5:37 your welcome lmfao 😂😂😂 I love it
@mariarobles6426 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha hahahaha 👏👏 great program from Honduras 😘👏
@bluewaves_8 4 жыл бұрын
You gotta love J K.
@syedkhalid6847 4 жыл бұрын
Diaper And Politicians in power should be change Regularly, You Know For the Same Reason...
@acegaming3230 4 жыл бұрын
This one was pretty freakin funny! Haha
@jcesarbtorres6006 4 жыл бұрын
You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you
@giantsandwich8406 4 жыл бұрын
Coronavirus is spreading more and more each day. The world acknowledges this and understands how serious it could get. Trump: It'll just disappear in the summer Trump supporter: Wooooooo trump said it'll disappear in the summer!! Muricaaaaaaa! Australia: ....
@ihavethehighgroundanakin8075 4 жыл бұрын
Took me sec to get
@jenniferalcala2199 4 жыл бұрын
Hey!!! I take offense my name is Jennifer, I don't want my name any where associated with Trump!!
@jenfsu1 4 жыл бұрын
Amen sister!
@user-zv6yb9oo1p 4 жыл бұрын
There will never be a safe space from offence for women in America when Trump is in the house...🤣😂
@manroopaf2295 4 жыл бұрын
Have you considered switching to Pennifer?
@BC08 4 жыл бұрын
Why are you offended by greatness? Trump 2020
@Bevity 4 жыл бұрын
Oh Jennifer... your last name is Alcala... remember Rodney Alcala? All KINDS of bad associations with your names...
@harleynut1969 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the Laugh 8-)
@kadene2 4 жыл бұрын
love you Jimmy!
@mickreaddin4979 4 жыл бұрын
Expert... "Mr President, we have a pandemic on the horizon. What should we do?" Trump... "No problem! Give everyone a plaster."
@gamingwithsmiley2192 4 жыл бұрын
I still can't believe we have a president that speaks like he does 🤣
@georgeedward602 4 жыл бұрын
I know what you mean. I served twenty years and my father even more. We liked or disliked our presidents but always respected them, until now.
@lisamiddleton1804 4 жыл бұрын
Please Mr Pence go and cough on the President 😊
@duquerendon3919 4 жыл бұрын
Truly a "solid Ignoramus" America's national embarrassment
@denissan2121 4 жыл бұрын
Why is his eyes becomes whiter by the day.
@sandytaylor3404 4 жыл бұрын
He changed his makeup to a darker shade.
@heidi9980 4 жыл бұрын
Did he just say “shaked”?
@naninolovyou6388 4 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious!!!
@lagosolarbros 4 жыл бұрын
That was hilariousness
@mymylastname3857 4 жыл бұрын
Is anyone really sure he is not a 1st grade drop out?
@Gigi-oc5kc 4 жыл бұрын
A sticker: “ I made fun of Trump, and his stupid kids on Twitter today👍🏻 “
@funkbros3141 4 жыл бұрын
Why do you communist mess with kids... gross
@AnimeGirlYaoiChan 4 жыл бұрын
@@funkbros3141 Only one of his kid's is an actual child I believe. The others are gross as he is and are free game
@funkbros3141 4 жыл бұрын
@@AnimeGirlYaoiChan minors are not allowed to be named in news reports ...read a book
@RamonaRayTodosSantosBCS 4 жыл бұрын
Jajaja jajaja Mr Orange cracks me up- he a Mexican!points at hat! That’s Guillermo! lol lol
@bernadettebailey5370 4 жыл бұрын
Love Jimmy Kimmel!
@CarlosFlores-xv7sy 4 жыл бұрын
Trump= Nelson (The Simpson's)
@IAmSuzyQ 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, I said the same thing recently! I wouldn't put it past him to point and laugh at anyone. 👈 "Ha ha!" -DoNelson Trump; the most petty and immature human to have ever existed.🙄 He is Trumplethinskin, for sure!
@assumptionisthemotherofall2402 4 жыл бұрын
Trump can’t even find the cure for his own halitosis
@ivoryfyall3548 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@youragenius.6644 4 жыл бұрын
How could we let someone who isn't smarter than a 5th grader run the country?
@JeroenVanDenBerg1971 4 жыл бұрын
@@youragenius.6644 Because he was voted into the white house by a large group of second graders.
@youragenius.6644 4 жыл бұрын
@goku san well if you like him so much give us a little bit we're almost done with him then you could have him. Unless you're in Mexico I hear he has a thing against Mexicans.🤔🤷🏿♂️
@assumptionisthemotherofall2402 4 жыл бұрын
Your a Genius. Very good question 😞
@kenwalz7231 4 жыл бұрын
Great job on the monolog...the cartoon ass kissing bit was right on!
@ei3545 4 жыл бұрын
Stickers are awesome!
@FixNewsPlease 4 жыл бұрын
I love when conservative bullshitters prove they're not as pure as they claim to be. He needs a right wing coverup refresher course.
@IAmSuzyQ 4 жыл бұрын
I'd rather vote for a Democratic Socialist, like Bernie, than a Republican Sociopath, like Trump. 🗳️Nov. 3rd, 2020 :: Vote blue, no matter who!🗳️
@IAmSuzyQ 4 жыл бұрын
@markmac What I know for sure, is that I'll be voting for the person who ISN'T Trump; whoever that may be. 🤷🏼♀️ This ain't the time to be picky, we just gotta get Trump's ass out of office!
@douevnserfbro8229 4 жыл бұрын
Voting blue no matter who is how we got into this mess. Just please think about it for a bit.
@IAmSuzyQ 4 жыл бұрын
@@douevnserfbro8229 Let me clarify my meaning, in case it's being misunderstood.😬 I'm talking about the general election, not the primaries. Folks definitely need to do some thinking before voting for a candidate to run against Trump. But once that's decided, and we go to vote on Nov 3rd, vote for them, no matter who they are. I hope that makes more sense; I most certainly don't want people to go out there and vote recklessly in the primaries, but when the Dem candidate is chosen.....VOTE FOR THEM, NOT TRUMP! 😉 Take care, Brian! ✌️💜🇺🇲
@seriesjunkie0074 4 жыл бұрын
@markmac Please make sure Bernie becomes the nominee.
@robert1973williams 4 жыл бұрын
Trump 2020
@radhakrishna1845 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel, Humour is the best medicine for for Covid19...
@dolceanstar 4 жыл бұрын
Somebody give him the vivver frame! Please!!!!
@catelewis7223 4 жыл бұрын
Oh and the makeup
@RobertLindeman-th7ff 4 жыл бұрын
The only thing that surpasses Donald Trump's hubris is his ignorance.
@adriancres8598 4 жыл бұрын
Lol i thought my screen was dusty1:35
@anke8402 4 жыл бұрын
I love the "I worked out today" sticker
@danrion8839 4 жыл бұрын
Trump : Can we use Haemorrhoid cream to cure CoronaVirus. Doctors : No sir. Trump officials : Don't go against our dear Leader. If he says Haemorrhoid cream then that's it.
@machigiceb7788 4 жыл бұрын
LMFAO 😂😂😂
@MikeBrown-ex9nh 4 жыл бұрын
He thinks being an asshole makes him qualified to speak about hemorrhoid cream.
@markyouneva7840 4 жыл бұрын
"Hey doc I was vaccinated for herpes, how come i got gonorrhea, huh doc??? huh?" - Trump
@Jaywalk-uq6wy 4 жыл бұрын
Up the VIVER.....? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@NomadX7 4 жыл бұрын
That admin transmition would be a dream!
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