Trump Washes His Hands of the Coronavirus

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Donald Trump handed Coronavirus duties to VP Mike Pence, the White House released an instructional video about washing your hands correctly, the Trump campaign is opening 'Black Voices for Trump Community Centers,' Michael Bloomberg delivered laughs at a CNN Town Hall, a baboon escaped a vasectomy in Australia, Air New Zealand will be offering bunk beds on future flights, and we check-in with a man who has been leading the charge to make unmarried sex legal in Virginia. #FredWillard
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Trump Washes His Hands of the Coronavirus
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@jcesarbtorres6006
@jcesarbtorres6006 4 жыл бұрын
You're my Hero Fred Willard, GOD bless you
@ShadyBear420
@ShadyBear420 4 жыл бұрын
He's been such a comedic legend... it makes me sad when I see him shake like that ...but at least he's still doing what he loves!!! 🙏💙
@kumanaz2765
@kumanaz2765 4 жыл бұрын
phosphorescent wave he has Parkinson’s
@imfromdowntown
@imfromdowntown 4 жыл бұрын
Fred Willard is still the king. Fumbles the boner line but ad libs a great follow-up. Kudos to Kimmel for regularly working him into sketches.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын
This show is gold!
@GlennDavey
@GlennDavey 4 жыл бұрын
Have you ever watched his early Lettermans? They're wild
@ZobethC
@ZobethC 4 жыл бұрын
It’s important he keeps working. He needs it to stay fresh and brain active and most importantly his spirits up. He is one of the funniest ad-libbers. Love Willard. He part in Wall-E still is one of my favorite bit parts he’s done.
@josephbarron6778
@josephbarron6778 4 жыл бұрын
I apologise for returning from the mere 2-month future, but...... R.I.P.
@Ffejro12256
@Ffejro12256 4 жыл бұрын
Fred Willard. Despite his trembling hands his brain is still steady as ever. The guy is a national treasure.
@jaydavids6485
@jaydavids6485 4 жыл бұрын
Luv this guy!!!
@RobinPillage.
@RobinPillage. 4 жыл бұрын
yes indeed
@susaneva1689
@susaneva1689 4 жыл бұрын
GreenDaddy hilarious
@ZobethC
@ZobethC 4 жыл бұрын
My heart melts for him when I see him and I come here just for his bits. Keeping him on air helps him, keeps his brain active and his spirits up. Love you Fred ❤️ 💕
@jiffjiffernson7292
@jiffjiffernson7292 4 жыл бұрын
No one can replace him! Btw, hands schmands he is a true killer to the core!
@danp1471
@danp1471 4 жыл бұрын
"Wait a minute, Guillermo is that you?" I wouldn't have even noticed that if that if he didn't point it out.
@amyleach1582
@amyleach1582 4 жыл бұрын
OMG, the Chinese Roomba! I can’t....
@user-dx8gl4no4q
@user-dx8gl4no4q 4 жыл бұрын
I think it's useless
@fisherking7798
@fisherking7798 4 жыл бұрын
Of course it's useless people avoid it
@tracyanne64
@tracyanne64 4 жыл бұрын
Lol! 😂
@nessselfish7396
@nessselfish7396 4 жыл бұрын
@@fisherking7798 Scientist have found that the virus could stay in the air (say an infected person sneezed) and survive long enough to infect people by being exposed to their faces (or hands which people will use to touch their face), so spaying disinfectant is not useless.
@fisherking7798
@fisherking7798 4 жыл бұрын
@@nessselfish7396 look at the film people avoid it so they're not getting sprayed
@newme525
@newme525 4 жыл бұрын
Awww - Fred Willard. My day is made!
@dr5911
@dr5911 4 жыл бұрын
I love Fred Willard, I don't like seeing his hands shaking reminds me of my grandparents but he is still hilarious
@screwyootube1
@screwyootube1 3 жыл бұрын
You probably need more experience with the elderly. They're not someone to be scared or ashamed of!
@allabouttheafc6031
@allabouttheafc6031 4 жыл бұрын
When the comedy talk shows make more sense and display a hell of a lot more knowledge than the president, you know you've got the wrong person in charge.
@alexsparks-bakota3099
@alexsparks-bakota3099 4 жыл бұрын
1:53 “this is, uh, a funny joke too...” Kimmel’s transitions are the best lmao
@beckv8526
@beckv8526 4 жыл бұрын
I love Fred so much! I wish Jimmy would do more of these segments with him.
@GladysAlicea
@GladysAlicea 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy loves helping people, his family, Guillermo, Willard, even Black's made comeback leading to Daily Show (or is the other way around?). He seems a genuinely good person.
@johnwatersjr.8978
@johnwatersjr.8978 4 жыл бұрын
Fred Willard! 😂💥💥💥👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@chroniccrypto5621
@chroniccrypto5621 4 жыл бұрын
It's scary af when a comedy show has more accurate information then the president. Wake tf America
@myrnagonsalves4050
@myrnagonsalves4050 4 жыл бұрын
Chroic this is a stupid statement.
@Goland454
@Goland454 4 жыл бұрын
Myrna Gonsalves stupidly accurate
@ianpatrick260
@ianpatrick260 4 жыл бұрын
To fair if said anything but he would would be fired or be forced to apologise
@chroniccrypto5621
@chroniccrypto5621 4 жыл бұрын
@@myrnagonsalves4050 how id this a stupid statement? It's factual bit I guess facts make you stupid these days.
@juandelacuz9456
@juandelacuz9456 4 жыл бұрын
Chronic Crypto your ignorance is scary.
@le2800
@le2800 4 жыл бұрын
I truly miss the days of having a REAL president who instead of criticizing and casting blame for outbreaks tried to find cures and worked with others to do so. Ebola comes to mind! 🙄
@NickDiBella716
@NickDiBella716 4 жыл бұрын
L Erkins i miss the old days when children didn’t steal their moms iPads to post bullshit. trump 2020
@le2800
@le2800 4 жыл бұрын
Nicolas The Actual Locomotive Yeah! I totally agree!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻That Trump Jr. needs to leave Mommy Donnie Trump’s IPad alone! 😂🤣
@slimeball4l540
@slimeball4l540 4 жыл бұрын
@Wing Ding yeah same
@exhainca
@exhainca 4 жыл бұрын
I truly miss the days of REAL comedy.
@anthonysanchez448
@anthonysanchez448 4 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute “Guillermo, is that you?” No. HAHAHAHAHAH
@vic5015
@vic5015 4 жыл бұрын
Truman had "The buck stops here." If the Dumpster Fire Administration had a slogan it would be "Its not our fault. Blame Obama."
@michaelpreston233
@michaelpreston233 4 жыл бұрын
and Hillary, asssss usual.
@RussMcClay
@RussMcClay 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel Live for posting these to KZfaq! Jimmy rocks!
@gankhef5564
@gankhef5564 4 жыл бұрын
"Fresh Prince of Bad Hair" Just wanted to point that out. Carry on.
@mrburns366
@mrburns366 4 жыл бұрын
@Stephanie Logan photo shop? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
@politerudeboi6898
@politerudeboi6898 4 жыл бұрын
how do u find will smith in the snow?.....u look for the fresh prints
@tomato48
@tomato48 4 жыл бұрын
It’s cool that he’s not letting his Parkinson’s stop him from acting.
@jayborden4420
@jayborden4420 4 жыл бұрын
Who, Trump?
@Triattt
@Triattt 4 жыл бұрын
I was going to ask if that was part of the character or it's really him. Didn't now he had Parkinson's...
@alysiastubbs9696
@alysiastubbs9696 4 жыл бұрын
@@jayborden4420 Fred Willard
@JoeCnNd
@JoeCnNd 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't even know he had it until I seen him shaking. I always loved him in everything he does, especially best in show.
@josephbarron6778
@josephbarron6778 3 жыл бұрын
R.I.P
@blantonric41
@blantonric41 4 жыл бұрын
Guillermo, what a sport! Best sidekick in late night TV!
@bisma16
@bisma16 4 жыл бұрын
*JIMMY IS ON FIRE TODAY.* 🔥🔥😂😂😂
@jcesarbtorres6006
@jcesarbtorres6006 4 жыл бұрын
All my family loves you Fred Willard, GOD bless you
@rencewelltube
@rencewelltube 4 жыл бұрын
The Fresh Prince of Bad Hair 😭😂
@jensplannersandjesus
@jensplannersandjesus 4 жыл бұрын
Donald Trumps favorite word, “I.”
@NickDiBella716
@NickDiBella716 4 жыл бұрын
Jen’s Planners and Faith ok liberal
@girldrinkdrunk5453
@girldrinkdrunk5453 4 жыл бұрын
Remember The Beatle's song.. "I me me mine" sung by John Lennon ? That's a "perfect" description of The Chosen One. Everything is about him and what a victim he is!
@NickDiBella716
@NickDiBella716 4 жыл бұрын
Mimi Stern everything on the Democrats agenda is to hate trump.
@le2800
@le2800 4 жыл бұрын
Nicolas The Actual Locomotive okay Walking Lobotomy!!! 👌🏼
@le2800
@le2800 4 жыл бұрын
@ Jen’s Planners and Faith So true! “I did nothing wrong. I made a perfect call. I have an high IQ. I have all the best people. I love my daughter even though I must not say it. I have all the best words like bigly, covfefe, and hamberders. I am the best. The Chosen one. I am being persecuted. On and on! I, I, I. Me. Me. Me. Can’t wait until all we hear is, “I”am now out of office! Preferably with bracelets waiting for him.
@chinoisachebe975
@chinoisachebe975 4 жыл бұрын
-Wait a minute. Guillermo, is that you? -....No.
@chinoisachebe975
@chinoisachebe975 4 жыл бұрын
@Brian O'Kongkohr I would believe him if he told he doesn't drink Corona anymore...you know, because of the virus.
@elow19921
@elow19921 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao🤣
@pedrolopes3377
@pedrolopes3377 4 жыл бұрын
“Unfinished business” best joke ever.
@manupupule
@manupupule 4 жыл бұрын
that black queen looks amazing !!
@likeray
@likeray 4 жыл бұрын
Drew Manupupule name tho?
@kojoabaka
@kojoabaka 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely so!!!
@Lapsontheboy
@Lapsontheboy 4 жыл бұрын
haba haba
@carmactionable
@carmactionable 4 жыл бұрын
Following thread for research.
@SheriParkhurst-wd5cj
@SheriParkhurst-wd5cj 4 жыл бұрын
Fred Willard is still the funniest actor around! Btw Jimmy ur pretty funny 2! 😆❤️
@philhancin3489
@philhancin3489 4 жыл бұрын
"Fresh prince of bad hair" I'ma head out ✌
@Isalala3000
@Isalala3000 4 жыл бұрын
I always cheer when I see that Fred will be on the program! Love him
@panahim
@panahim 4 жыл бұрын
Fred Willard is hilarious at any age.
@JT_WARCRIME
@JT_WARCRIME 4 жыл бұрын
I keep asking myself, "Why Fred Willard?"... and then I suddenly forget what I was thinking about when I start laughing my ass off at his dry straight man shtick.
@frankie1012
@frankie1012 4 жыл бұрын
😭😂🤣 the tiny orange 🖐 🤚
@richardrivaldo1287
@richardrivaldo1287 4 жыл бұрын
America needs to wash their hands of trump
@irm316
@irm316 4 жыл бұрын
Richard Rivaldo and why should they?
@MrHashbrownie101
@MrHashbrownie101 4 жыл бұрын
@@irm316 cuz he doesn't want a job
@imxn1000
@imxn1000 4 жыл бұрын
@@irm316 bc hes trump need i say more
@montanacrone8984
@montanacrone8984 4 жыл бұрын
Isaiah Mathew quit watching FoxNews, it will all become clear to you. You can choose PBS, BBC, DW, France24 ( in English) for a start. FoxNews isn’t classified as news, it’s entertainment
@richardrivaldo1287
@richardrivaldo1287 4 жыл бұрын
@@irm316 exactly has only president for his own gain not america
@TikiHi77
@TikiHi77 4 жыл бұрын
Those beds remind me of the berthing space on naval ships. Cozy
@emadmahdavi
@emadmahdavi 4 жыл бұрын
We are blessed to have Fred Willard provide his time for us and we will be thankful for as long as he is with us. What a man!
@2chooks
@2chooks 4 жыл бұрын
I love Fred Willard!!
@user-zf3zc9pn8l
@user-zf3zc9pn8l 4 жыл бұрын
Bozo is a germophobe? And he did Stormy without “rubber”?😂😂
@divebarbathroom7397
@divebarbathroom7397 4 жыл бұрын
"Guriellmo, is that you?" "No" Best fukimg part
@phoenixd9679
@phoenixd9679 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Jimmy you are AWSOME 👏🏻👏🏻
@suzclayton783
@suzclayton783 4 жыл бұрын
Fred Willard could do the perfect Mike Pence
@jatininti6153
@jatininti6153 4 жыл бұрын
I love Jimmy Kimmel!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍
@sararastikhah7039
@sararastikhah7039 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is awesome and a TRUE Brave voice for the people of AMERICANS who are honestly affraid of having no protection from anything. He is voicing our need to Pay Attention and take care of ourselves.
@1castellp
@1castellp 4 жыл бұрын
5:23 True. There is no, "I" in "Team". However, you can't spell, "team" without the letters, "m" and "e".
@JoeCnNd
@JoeCnNd 4 жыл бұрын
and a and t, as in don't at me.
@barryestime3409
@barryestime3409 4 жыл бұрын
I love your show jimmy , I never felt so informed and interested in news until I watch yours ..you really changed how your audience perceive news
@fozziebear5351
@fozziebear5351 4 жыл бұрын
The tiny Trump hands got my "like".
@burlsink31
@burlsink31 4 жыл бұрын
I love this guy! He has the best sense of humor ! I love , love love his trump bashing 😆 What a idiot president we have!!
@le2800
@le2800 4 жыл бұрын
Cindi Massey Bates 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I know right!!! But WHO is the bigger idiot Him or the people so aggressively defending him?! 🧐
@burlsink31
@burlsink31 4 жыл бұрын
L Erkins Exactly. The “ NO BRAINers .. 🧠 🙀
@starchild4117
@starchild4117 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the disinfectant spraying makes a rainbow
@danieldarabos9381
@danieldarabos9381 4 жыл бұрын
Use to watch this guy on Forever Fernwood, like 30 years ago,the time just flew by, 😁 Wow
@bhagavatidasi2373
@bhagavatidasi2373 4 жыл бұрын
Always get distracted by the perfectly tailored jackets when I watch Jimmy Kimmel, and instead of listening I just sit there wondering how much the thing must cost.
@junooni0073
@junooni0073 4 жыл бұрын
Sad to see Fred looking so frail. Reminder that age catches up with all of us
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to hear him say “China” in a Trump voice
@randomwildtv2206
@randomwildtv2206 4 жыл бұрын
"GYNAH!"
@byronp2311
@byronp2311 4 жыл бұрын
"kheinsha"
@sleepypanda2696
@sleepypanda2696 4 жыл бұрын
Just Some Guy without a Mustache How r u everywhere
@byronp2311
@byronp2311 4 жыл бұрын
@@sleepypanda2696 Trying to survive. It's going sorta ok. And you?
@melvina628
@melvina628 4 жыл бұрын
Ceramic rooster with white bread, and electric candles. Love it!
@erroneousrex
@erroneousrex 4 жыл бұрын
Bless you, Fred Willard.
@Jireninyourrecommendations
@Jireninyourrecommendations 4 жыл бұрын
Hammocks... on planes? This must be a Florida thing
@wokishi006
@wokishi006 4 жыл бұрын
Trump: Pence will fix it! And we will make cornovavirus pay for it.
@victormartinez3460
@victormartinez3460 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@haroldmoore8385
@haroldmoore8385 4 жыл бұрын
Eric Savinto you seem to be really upset. I love it!
@JesusRamirez03
@JesusRamirez03 4 жыл бұрын
Have fun in jail Eric
@krisfrederick5001
@krisfrederick5001 4 жыл бұрын
Biggly
@terryfuldsgaming7995
@terryfuldsgaming7995 4 жыл бұрын
@Eric Savinto savinto isn't an American last name you hypocritical idiot...
@Goatchild90
@Goatchild90 4 жыл бұрын
That Do the Right Thing joke was perfect
@staceyduncan7490
@staceyduncan7490 4 жыл бұрын
Bahaha Hand cleaning section made me L.O.L!😁💚
@villehytonen7279
@villehytonen7279 4 жыл бұрын
So there was actually a reason why its called VIRGINia..
@maryanneslater9675
@maryanneslater9675 4 жыл бұрын
Named for Elizabeth I's putative purity, but one really shouldn't hang onto traditions for 440 years without rethinking them occasionally.
@marciaaguilarplays
@marciaaguilarplays 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Jimmy, never seen you so stoned! Nice!!
@CaptainBlaine
@CaptainBlaine 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao @ the instructors!!! 😂
@andrewhoye6355
@andrewhoye6355 4 жыл бұрын
Hmmm, I'm curious to jump on Craigslist hahaha.
@prespa78
@prespa78 4 жыл бұрын
I love Jimmy Kimmel and its nice he is trying to make us laugh but coronavirus is not a joke and I hope people find this serious . Be safe people
@nickthompson1812
@nickthompson1812 4 жыл бұрын
Prespa yes, we know it’s serious. People make light of serious situations with humor. Think about it this way, they have to know it’s serious enough to invoke humor. It’s a growing concern, but nothing to revolve your life around.
@ritahassing2533
@ritahassing2533 4 жыл бұрын
Omg, we're all gonna die, Pence knows nothing!
@christhompson9486
@christhompson9486 4 жыл бұрын
Mommy knows
@honesttitles2466
@honesttitles2466 4 жыл бұрын
Rita Hassing obama did no anything
@sherrymesser7540
@sherrymesser7540 4 жыл бұрын
@Olivia Won't be no Black helicopters in the Military that is for sure if Trump takes their funding to put on the border wall and this he is doing as soon as it passes the senate...
@vvmakovv2689
@vvmakovv2689 4 жыл бұрын
Shafay Saeed What are you talking about.
@cockneygeezer3528
@cockneygeezer3528 4 жыл бұрын
AOC said we are all going to die in 10 years and that was two years ago so we've only got 8 years,
@homesculptor
@homesculptor 4 жыл бұрын
I like that riddle, he who laughs first laughs last.You're funny!
@christinakav5029
@christinakav5029 4 жыл бұрын
I love the hammocks under the wings!
@amaliarincon736
@amaliarincon736 4 жыл бұрын
I wish he would wash his hands of the presidency.
@rckkeller9437
@rckkeller9437 4 жыл бұрын
Amalia Rincon wouldn’t that be lovely
@dustyniederriter7543
@dustyniederriter7543 4 жыл бұрын
Not happening. Get used to it. TRUMP 2020
@shirleyrombough8173
@shirleyrombough8173 4 жыл бұрын
Dusty Niederriter - Can any real human being still be supporting this moron? So this must either be a Russian bot or a Republican one. You know, we really need a Roosevelt now or a Kennedy or an Obama. But here we are stuck with a dolt. Vote blue no matter who.
@ItWentChunkaCHUNK
@ItWentChunkaCHUNK 4 жыл бұрын
Fred Willard is a national treasure!
@jorgeechevarria3695
@jorgeechevarria3695 4 жыл бұрын
The trap part got me good😂😂😂😂
@FynnOliverEmonSill
@FynnOliverEmonSill 4 жыл бұрын
Omg... the cowboy made me weak
@cityandgirl
@cityandgirl 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t find the Chinese roomba funny, I think it’s desperately sad. They’ve lost a lot of people and probably don’t know exactly what to do. 😔
@matthewhum259
@matthewhum259 4 жыл бұрын
cityandgirl Same. I got pissed when the audience started laughing about that disinfecting method
@beauteafulyou1616
@beauteafulyou1616 4 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought that was awful. And implying that black Amerixans cant think for themselves. Wtf? The irony in him trying to say Trimp is racist, just exposed exactly how racist he is. Sickening.
@le2800
@le2800 4 жыл бұрын
BeauTEAful You Black Americans CAN vote for themselves that is why the majority DID NOT vote for Trump nor will they this time either. The black votes are mostly with Biden and Bloomberg. Good choices either way! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@le2800
@le2800 4 жыл бұрын
Matthew Hum You people are SO dramatic and FAKE! WHY are you even watching Jimmy Kimmel when you know he is a 🤢🤮 “liberal”? 😏 Laughter IS a mood lifter. When things get too dark people joke and laugh to lighten it to keep from crying. With the people we currently have in the WH that could just as easily be US one day! At LEAST the Chinese ARE trying to do something OTHER THAN calling it a Democratic hoax!!!! 🤦🏻‍♂️
@chrisstclair3954
@chrisstclair3954 4 жыл бұрын
These jokes won't be so funny in 30 days You have a lunatic in charge
@macmcleod1188
@macmcleod1188 4 жыл бұрын
Yup I mean he fired the entire pandemic team in 2018 has been chopping away at the CDC budget since he got into office. His entire Administration is understaffed. Many positions unfilled after over three years that every other Administration that's filled within 90 days. You will note that includes Republican presidents and democratic presidents. This is not a political issue. It is an issue of basic competence.
@derricklafrance9724
@derricklafrance9724 4 жыл бұрын
Pence is a lunatic?
@medtxastratospore5729
@medtxastratospore5729 4 жыл бұрын
That's why they have new joke every night. No worry.
@yourenough3
@yourenough3 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣😃🤣😃 needed these laughs. Almosted peed myself. Fresh prince of bad hair, that was the best one yet!
@stebossm3195
@stebossm3195 4 жыл бұрын
One of his bests monologues..
@kvm19761
@kvm19761 4 жыл бұрын
It should be ‘Trump washes his hands OFF the Coronavirus ‘
@ifergot
@ifergot 4 жыл бұрын
No, the title is correct. Google the idiom "washes one's hands of".
@Alcagaur1
@Alcagaur1 4 жыл бұрын
"Socialized medicine killed Princess Diana" - was that the last damp spot available among the hobos on the crazy train?
@funface4
@funface4 4 жыл бұрын
Unbelievable how they underestimate the intelligence of the average American or are they right for feeding them lies.
@nathanlayman
@nathanlayman 4 жыл бұрын
I'll take "statements that immediately make me lose all creditability for 400 Alex"
@shade9272
@shade9272 4 жыл бұрын
@@funface4 When 6% of Americans can't find the US on a map, it's not unreasonable that the rest of the developed world looks at the US as being that slow cousin that somehow still accidentally puts his pants on the right way.
@MissLaurajean78
@MissLaurajean78 4 жыл бұрын
@@funface4 I'm not sure they're underestimating, considering how many people are voting for Trump AGAIN
@codacreator6162
@codacreator6162 4 жыл бұрын
I thought he was going with the Corona Cerveza joke. Diet Coke? Working well for him, isn't it?
@doerthemanahan9912
@doerthemanahan9912 4 жыл бұрын
Excellent!
@egcurioso2921
@egcurioso2921 4 жыл бұрын
I love the President from Wall-e. :D
@BUSTER2TOES
@BUSTER2TOES 4 жыл бұрын
Why does Kimmel have a better tailor than Donald Trump? Jimmy's suits fit him perfectly.. Trump's, not so much.
@christelheadington1136
@christelheadington1136 4 жыл бұрын
Partly because he has a better body to , well, tailor to.
@cockneygeezer3528
@cockneygeezer3528 4 жыл бұрын
when you get over 70 years old your suits have a mind of their own, I don't know your age but if your young you have lot to look forward to
@michaelpreston233
@michaelpreston233 4 жыл бұрын
Balloon Baby''s suits are made from horse blankets.
@cockneygeezer3528
@cockneygeezer3528 4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelpreston233 now you know that's BS don't be silly
@cockneygeezer3528
@cockneygeezer3528 4 жыл бұрын
@@christelheadington1136 what would Kimmels body be like when he's in his 70s
@jessicawinslet684
@jessicawinslet684 4 жыл бұрын
"Wait, Guillermo is that you?" ".....No?" I fell out my chair.
@b-man7991
@b-man7991 4 жыл бұрын
Just listen the laughing audio 🤣🤣🤣
@nestor7818
@nestor7818 4 жыл бұрын
I feel so safe with tiny hands in control. "You know I am kidding right."
@lilsammich8252
@lilsammich8252 4 жыл бұрын
Hold Me Closer Tiny Handser!
@christhompson9486
@christhompson9486 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mstwelvedeadlycyns
@mstwelvedeadlycyns 4 жыл бұрын
I rather catch the cuteness overload from Baby Yoda than this media circus with Trump and his cronies
@aqillam9551
@aqillam9551 4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣 I can't take it! 😢😂🤣😄
@Blake0672
@Blake0672 4 жыл бұрын
Power to the people!
@tfkedgemusic1556
@tfkedgemusic1556 4 жыл бұрын
Hope everyone has a blessed day.
@IAmSuzyQ
@IAmSuzyQ 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, and I hope you will, as well!✌️💜
@gina3498
@gina3498 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you,you too🙂
@jaydavids6485
@jaydavids6485 4 жыл бұрын
Cuz it's our last?
@jaydavids6485
@jaydavids6485 4 жыл бұрын
@Lapin074 smoke em if ya got em.
@ChattingwithBrianna
@ChattingwithBrianna 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks! You too!
@sherrymorris8628
@sherrymorris8628 4 жыл бұрын
I love the guy that does the skits. He is so cute.
@smiller2044
@smiller2044 4 жыл бұрын
Sherry Morris Fred Willard
@sherrymorris8628
@sherrymorris8628 4 жыл бұрын
@@smiller2044 Thanks. I am Australian so don't know all the US comedians.
@amsterdammancom
@amsterdammancom 4 жыл бұрын
​@@sherrymorris8628 His entire life was spent performing comedy. One of the Greats. Hours of his work on video.
@sherrymorris8628
@sherrymorris8628 4 жыл бұрын
@@amsterdammancom Thanks, I will look him up in the morning.
@chrysalisnatural3169
@chrysalisnatural3169 4 жыл бұрын
@@sherrymorris8628 Check out the film Best in Show. Hilarious.
@relaxenjoy909
@relaxenjoy909 4 жыл бұрын
You know jimmy, this was a perfect show
@KyselPoints
@KyselPoints 4 жыл бұрын
Love from Nepal ❤️❤️❤️
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 4 жыл бұрын
I'm honestly surprised he doesn't wash his hands in Diet Coke.
@frostylos5765
@frostylos5765 4 жыл бұрын
*Trump bragging about how good the economy is* Covid19 : "I'm bout to end this man's career"
@unknownpirate3290
@unknownpirate3290 4 жыл бұрын
Covoid19.. hold my beer
@RmcBlueSky
@RmcBlueSky 4 жыл бұрын
This shows how weak this economy is. Ebola happened and the stock didn't fall this bad.
@bthompson661
@bthompson661 4 жыл бұрын
@@RmcBlueSky this is much different than ebola. This doesnt show how weak the economy is. It shows how seripus this virus is.
@erikaliebenberg9317
@erikaliebenberg9317 4 жыл бұрын
Trump was first president to stop flights from china coming in ..already one step ahead of every current president. So pleas stop
@frostylos5765
@frostylos5765 4 жыл бұрын
@@erikaliebenberg9317 1 right for 5 wrong things? good enough for pro-trumps
@dougd120
@dougd120 4 жыл бұрын
then from there, probably Saint Paul's church, then home, then probably Harbor Point sometimes today.
@riverward2728
@riverward2728 4 жыл бұрын
I love this!
@katrinayan6455
@katrinayan6455 4 жыл бұрын
Pence The Devil is in charge of saving people ? hahaha
@Val-uy2me
@Val-uy2me 4 жыл бұрын
He's in charge cuz Trump is hoping lots of Dems & immigrants & refugees go down with the ship. Guess if you're a fake Christian you'll beat the virus. Good luck with that.
@mattroberts86
@mattroberts86 4 жыл бұрын
Headline: Wall Street reacts to worldwide emergency before the executive branch.
@maxnullifidian
@maxnullifidian 4 жыл бұрын
If the stock market goes down Trump loses money, and that's the only thing he cares about.
@nedstewart1
@nedstewart1 4 жыл бұрын
@@maxnullifidian That's why Trump donates his salary back to the government...mostly self funded his own presidential campaign and according to Forbes has lost money since becoming President. In 2016, Forbes estimated Trump's net worth at $3.7 billion, and Bloomberg News estimated Trump's net worth to be $3 billion. During the three years after Trump announced his presidential run in 2015, Forbes estimated his net worth declined 31% and his ranking fell 138 spots. YOU SHOULD RESEARCH BEFORE POSTING FORBES ESTIMATES TRUMP HAS LOST 31% since becoming President. You just hate him and will say anything to discredit him.
@maxnullifidian
@maxnullifidian 4 жыл бұрын
@@nedstewart1 Yep, I hate him with a passion with which I've never hated anyone else.
@lando8398
@lando8398 4 жыл бұрын
@@nedstewart1 he's undoubtedly made money from his presidency. Whenever he gets the opportunity, he has invited high profile people to stay at his hotels, has taken a ton of money from the GOP, manipulated the market, broken the emoluments law many times over, and when the people overseeing this type of activity questioned him about it, he gave them raises. Do you honestly believe that he isn't making money being the president??? I'll agree with you when he decides to show his tax returns, so we can all see how he's funneling it out, till then, he's just another con man to the majority.
@bryonmiller4326
@bryonmiller4326 4 жыл бұрын
@@nedstewart1 I hate him as well, he discredits himself every single time he opens his mouth.
@artanglin2763
@artanglin2763 4 жыл бұрын
AHahah Guillermo is that you? - No names allowed here.
@MrTastyCarp
@MrTastyCarp 4 жыл бұрын
0:44 that's something that should be in a movie lol
@manfredbartels4124
@manfredbartels4124 4 жыл бұрын
The book "The Handmaid's Tale" by Margaret Atwood must be reality in Virginia
@manfredbartels4124
@manfredbartels4124 4 жыл бұрын
@Jelly Belly I guess you're right but it's really scary that those ignorant people have so much power. I am old-school I believe in proper education but the ignorant masses prefer wasting their time in front of TV's. That's why you have imbeciles like Trump or morons like Pence in leading positions. Critical thinking is not a virtue for most of the people. You have a nice day.
@nuttypRofesa
@nuttypRofesa 4 жыл бұрын
"Virus vs virus" 😂
@moonvalley2
@moonvalley2 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy you’re awesome
@ronsch98
@ronsch98 4 жыл бұрын
The Fresh Prince of Bad Hair
@dalebyron9259
@dalebyron9259 4 жыл бұрын
So he's gonna let Pence take over?? Why didn't he just nominate KanyeWest
@lordlucius1341
@lordlucius1341 4 жыл бұрын
Dale Byron he doesn’t feel too comfortable having too many black people around him, that’s why he got rid of Omarosa he thought Carson was just enough
@Val-uy2me
@Val-uy2me 4 жыл бұрын
I'd listen to Kanye over Pence any fricken day.
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