Lol

KZfaq in nut

Thanks

Improvise adapt overcome

Goat

That the joke.

I so ship those 2. 😳

​@@raintalon6138ppl like you deserve a ✨*special place in hell*✨

😂😂😂😂😂😂 yeah no cap

​@@raintalon6138**BONK**

Nah he nearly went Injustice

​@@Cesp43fr

Bro decided mass genocide was the answer

​@@Cesp43 He killed Steve in Injustice.. Just kidding 😂

Nah not even close😂

This generation is soft

​@@IceCold_CarterKids are pussies nowadays. Can't even handle being lit on fire

​@@IceCold_Carterme when i light somebody on fire and they take it seriously (its just a prank bro?)

@@IceCold_Carter so is your brain 😅

@@IceCold_Carter harmless or not: those suits ain't cheap.

stay mad lol

​@@killmaimburnits a joke lil bro, dont ever try cooking again

⁠@@killmaimburn It’s a weird stance to take my guy, but liking your own comment on top of that is pretty sad lmao

@@billqiu4692 how you'd know i even liked my comment. i didn't even care for it, i leave comments and go

​@@killmaimburn he's accusing you of pushing the like button on your own comment

*Batman slipping a little pink kryptonite in his coffee when he’s not looking* we’ll see about that-

Even I give his character more credit than that. Usually when someone says that, they aren’t sure of themselves. It’s ok, be into whatever you want.

Kinda ironic given the voice actor is gay

​@@fukaze2021wait he is?

@@roxas5071 Kevin Conroy, the other guy not Superman.

One of my favorite Petty things I've seen Superman do that still felt in character was the Lois and Clark TV show. Clark gets annoyed at Lois constantly making fun of him so he drops an anonymous hint that Supermans base of operations may be somewhere around a dump. So of course Lois being who she is cant help but spend the entire day investigating at the dump and returns to see Clark Kents big shit eating grin.

Reminds me of Christopher Reeves Superman. It has a classic touch! 😊

​@gizzit2712 One of the things I love about Lois and Clark was how they let Clark use his abilities outside of fights. Even just small things like blending a smoothie with his finger, or walking on the walls. He's comfortable enough with who he is to use his powers for everyday stuff. The prank stuff is really fun too

Even boy scouts love a good game of sport.

What’s the show or movie?

Where would I start with that era of comics?

@@stephenagbona5023 Superman came out in April 1938, with a cover date of June. You'd need to get a digital copy, though, as a physical one is worth more than a brand-new Ferrari. I have no idea where you can access that. I have a compilation book lying around somewhere that includes all of the newspaper comic strips of Superman from that time.

He had gay vision too

420th like 🤙🍃

What is second clip

Nah no way bro, he needs to chop logs all day long just to get closer to this form. Farmers are strong and athletic, but not nearly as shredded. Because large muscles are just a show-off and their functionality is questionable. This is not to mention the fact that any muscles, regardless of their age and size, will resolve very quickly, once a person quits training.

​@cookiemeth you expect some asswipe from the city to understand that? 😅

He probably don't know that I still think it's funny that he came to the conclusion of *gay*

@@cookiemethMy grandfather would disagree. Grew up on a farm, served in the Navy and would later work as an accountant for Santa Fe for the rest of his better years (physically speaking). He’s currently in his 80’s and about 20 years ago he could lift a whole fridge by himself like it was just an oversized cardboard box. Hell, my dad talks about how massive my grandfather’s biceps were back in the day “The size of tree trunks” he would say. His age has certainly caught up with him now, but he was built like an ox far longer than most.

That's not how it works. You don't lift weights until you are big, and then stop. If he doesn't live on the farm any more, then it makes no sense.

He 100% is

Don't forget the sexual harassment

​@@milordo Utterly untrue.

​@@milordoThat's not true You forgot "toxic" and "simp"

​@@milordo Super Man doesn't seem to be either plus bully douchebag characters are nothing new, stop getting so butthurt over a toxic male character not being treated to the mrs Marvel toxic Mary Sue boss girl marketing.

Your hair piece is on fire

Heat ray vision

Human resource 😏

Just hope he didn't give people cancer or something

A blast of his HR vision to an employee, can send them straight outta the office

hah, with the way the muscle guy was acting, it's straight to getting fired.

It was a miracle that the dude chose to do it to Superman of all people 😂

Ha Fired!

​@@dieselrichardson9055it was like in CW Flash show, when robber was trying to steal from Barry, and instead of giving money Bar was just: Lol, bro, it's your unluckiest day ever, how you even could choose me over millions of citizens.

Only if you get implicated

​@@Jedai_GamesIt was worse than that. The robber picked Barry *and* Ralph Dibny. That's two superheroes. 😅

If asking for a girlfriend, and not wanting to answers tells that the answers can be embarrasing. While that can mean being gay, it can also mean that he likes someone close by, which if revealed can lead to uncomfortable situations either a girl or a guy.

Yep, its genius way to make joke more visible

what about 621 likes

How is he gonna imply someone's gay when he looks like a ginger body builder Freddie mercury 😂

Should've made the edit when you had 621 likes instead bud-E

Which is amusing as hell.

Honestly makes a lot of sense to why they can’t see it. Though I find it funny how they don’t hear the sound effect that the laser makes. I’m sure it’s just for us to listen but they don’t hear it. But you just hear random buzz light year laser sound

​@@kasagrim7215honestly I assume it's just like any real infra-red laser and has no sound unless you crank the power up to the levels that he would use against Darkseid and other super-powered enemies.

What is it with these shorts and randomly adding fucking into the subtitles

​because it's a cartoon it's automatically set to made for kids no comments so that's why

You'd be surprised how glasses and a different posture can affect how you look. It's interesting in the newer? one he looks like a prim/proper lawyer vs the former where he looks like a harmless nerdy man.

Super fun 💀

@@jamiebarlow2546 I look like a new man when I take my glasses off and hold my shoulders high, so I believe you.

He probably gets off on it.

Henry Cavill did went to times square while wearing a Superman t-shirt under the billboard featuring him as Superman in Batman vs Superman and nobody noticed 😂

I wouldnt even try to hide it

Iknew I wasn’t the only one who read that lol

They do it so the video isn’t marked as a kids video. If it’s marked as one, commenting automatically gets disabled by KZfaq.

@osrsinvictus oh ya that makes sense

@@Osrsinvictusthey do it so someone comments about it and gets them more views

​@@Gr8fulDead7836the top comment is literally the person who posted this explaining its because of the marked for kids thing

That's what I thought he said lmao

There’s a comedy sketch about that I think, an older sketch

Lol I thought I was the only one who heard that😂😂😂😂

Well that would be one way to make a bad situation worse

Can't not notice now😂

Tbf, that was a pretty smooth reply. Most guys would just get offended, lol.

​@@christhefiendThere was absolutely nothing smooth about that guy lol. He was an absolute creep

​@@ellie8272His replies were smooth. Doesn't mean they weren't creepy.

I don't get it?

@@sourlessfix9109 If you don't understand how he was leg-crossingly creepy the entire time I'm scared of how you treat women Edit: wow I can't read

Well, he is right, but only when......you know, the pink kryptonite.

Give him pink kryptonite and watch him give GODLY head💀

I written "PINK", why tf in my comment was "perfect" except of "pink"?

@@chocolateiguess1613STOP

@@chocolateiguess1613keep going B)

Not real

It not real hair

That's because there are so many bad depictions of him

He's always been a fun character

Yup. He’s basically a normal dude outside of his life as Superman. The recent movie adaptations didn’t do him much justice. Hoping Gunn’s movie does.

Exactly, personally my favourite super man is just mild mannered Clark Kent, he’s not “A GOD, A MODERN JESUS!!” He’s just a regular guy who does good with the tools he’s been given. That’s all he’s ever needed to be

It's due to writers and battards.

Because his herpes was set on fire right after it.

​@@The_Sleepiest_Socialist did you just spell "hair piece" as "herpes"...?

It's hr ...they're disgusting at decency

@@shadowcween7890 maybe…

It was pre 2010?

What is the name of the show? Superman Afterhours is showing no results

no the name is a reference to the song Cleanin' Out My Closet By Marshall Bruce Mathers III aka Eminem

​@@ColdTRex the movie is called superman unbound in case you're still wondering

@@dooplon5083 THANK YOU!

It wouldn't hurt him but it probably wasn't pleasant to suddenly get caught on fire Like grabbing something that's unexpectedly warm

@@kalo_vera in the comics he literally sits inside of a sun to regain his energy so im not so sure thats painful

Anyone think that he needs to act like he’s in pain to not seem sus abt not being burnt?

Maybe he didn't want his clothes to burn off so it still startled him? I was thinking the same thing too 😂

​@@bassbooch2977 this is the only explanation for him acting like he feels pain

These clips have two different art styles. They’re two different movies

@@MumblingCartoonistthanks for correction my bad

Thank you

Sweet Thanks!

You are the person the world needs

I just watched Superman Unbound a few hours ago. It wasn't lost in me that Steve was paralyzed with fear, and Lois saved him. Then Jimmy and some guy (don't know his name) saved him again. So much for muscle man!

What show is this

@@happyguy2k Half is from "Superman Unbound" I don't know where Clark getting set on fire is from.

@@cindydott452 thank you

@@happyguy2k you're welcome 😁

He's aupposed to be human. As Clark. No crap her played along.

what about his fancy tux

I think Clark was actually startled by the fire because he wasn't expecting it, like yeah fire won't hurt him but he didn't think Steve would pull a dangerous prank like that, so yeah while he would have been fine, it still surprised him

@@punprincess3214 he lit the guys head on fire🤨

​@@wlfshadow4255you mean his wig?

She almost looks like a villain because of the color scheme, she looks too cool

​@@LDARCool? Definitely. Attractive? Sure. Hot? No sorry. People have really lowered their standards imo, at least judging from comments in certain vids. I'd argue even Lois from the original animated series was more attractive, and I'm not one for blue eyes normally.

@@ordgaming4189 Where the hell did I say hot? Who are you even arguing with right now? Also, this show is old, how have people "lowered their standards".. It's a cartoon character. People have different tastes, it's not about standards.

@@ordgaming4189 Like.. Objectively.. How is it low standards to find her attractive? She has a pretty face because cartoon woman. She has a thin, curvy body. She just has a bobcut. She is literally your typical attractive fictional woman

@@LDAR Lol apparently I accidentally replied to your message instead of just doing a general reply to the post but goodness did you take it seriously. By lowered standards, I obviously meant lower standards for "Hot", which as you can see in my original comment, I agreed that she's attractive, but the excess "OMG LOIS A BADDIE" is where the standard for that was lowered. This isn't only in this another recent example was an MK1 short titled something of "Why are the characters all so HOT 🥵" and again, with maybe one or two exceptions, a lot of the cast is attractive, but not deserving of this level. Also I stated that it was "imo" not a fact. The aspects you described definitely makes someone attractive, but I would guess that a woman would have to be much more curvaceous/have more allure either in her outfit, personality, or something of the sort to be that level of "HOT 🥵". To put it easily, the whole 1-10 look thing. Before, people really had to be a 9-10 to get that reaction. Now, I'd say it's been lowered to a 7.5-10. So that "standard" has been lowered. The term is slightly outdated, but people are much more "thirsty" in recent years than before I feel.

i prefer it when his clumsiness is real. i don’t like a clark kent who is socially in-control. he really IS a goofball and a klutz, he just gets more focused when he’s wearing the cape. my superman wouldn’t try to embarrass lombard because clark kent simply respects other people.

I’d probably be a clutz aswell if I had this universes Lois to distract me Damn she’s fine real fine

@@tonoornottonobut that what makes his character so good! he’s human! messing with that asshole is wrong which i feel like is the whole point, the alien from space is more human than any of us

The most impressive part is if he's not careful he could bring the entire building down and kill everyone around for miles. He's basically constantly flying.

@@bosambo that’s not true. superman isn’t a billion tons he weighs as much as a normal person.

Lois smokes 😂

​@@Dikbeegpipes

Or the chair having char marks

tell that to the suiter he just turned down lol

Burnt 'wood'? Guess Steve won't be "standing and saluting" any time soon...

I think the glowing eyes were to show he was using his laser beams and he just used a low output. Like a magnifying glass on an ant.

Mhm, it's more like he can decide where to set something on fire, I mean, he lobotomized a guy using his vision once.

they're red so we the viewer can see it. They're canonically colorless, they're heat beams, not lasers.

He can control the output of his heat vision when he pours on in a fight you can see it but when he is everyday life its no different from the sun hitting your skin you know it's there but you can't visible see it.

@@weirdguyjerry9466 Exactly

*welcome to the internet starts playing by bo burnham*@@Myrid-oo4xm

You've apparently never met a "Steve."

Yeah, that's like Stephen King Bully level of sociopathy.

It won't.

​@@davidvaldezjr5546they never said it would

I just know it won't.😑

"We don't talk about the pink one..."

@@WindowLickingDeer wait what???

We don’t talk about the pink one

God I'm still waiting for the Harley Queen show to give him the pink one..

@@Let_Toonssame that’s the only show that could possible show it

Apparently Batman hoards all the pink for himself…. Selfish fuck 😤

Justice League Action did it in the best way, because it turned him female, but it didn't change who he was, meaning that it technically turned him gay

Oh yeah 100% Steve Lombard is the exact type of dude bro who thinks faking a kidnapping is a hilarious prank.

On this next episode of office pranks: we skin the intern alive and replace Clark’s sports coat with his skin. What will we do next, stay tuned…

​@@anthonyrodriguez8788probably

@@thomascampbell5321 That is where the office prank show gets an impromptu visit from a very angry Superman. And the last time Superman was angry, he beat a bunch of super villains to near death just to scare them, even going as far as to use his heat vision to lobotomize a psychic villain's brain to stop him from using his powers.

@@insanemindset2667 Not a real lobotomy, just disconnected the part that gave him powers.

I felt that.

​@@mirceazaharia2094I feel it coming inside of me.

And Hoss Delgado from the Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy

@HarryFrost-qu8th I haven't seen Grim Adventures with Billy and Mandy in years, so I forgot how many of the characters sound.

I think it superman unbound if wrong let me know

@@ThomasTheAlphaAndOmega8509 the supernatural hunter with the robotic hand, that was based on Van Helsing

BLAST! IT REALLY IS!

@starlaylee you can thank KZfaq and their asinine stance on animated content. If it’s animated, then KZfaq will think it’s “made for kids” and turn off the comments even if you clearly specify that it’s not made for kids. Gotta add at least one swear word to keep comments open.

KZfaq automatically marked this short as "for kids" disabling the comments. Thus the author had to add swear words to change the automatic kids and comments settings

Love is not love filthy

L pfp

water is water so why don't you drink out of the toilet

Wait, Matt Bomer is the guy that looks almost identical to Henry Cavill, isn't he? That makes it even more ironic, seeing that he's constantly compared to the most known Superman actor.

What's the name of the shows?

They are movies. 1st clip is from All Star Superman and the 2nd Clip is from Superman: Unbound if I am not mistaken.

Larry Trainer himself?

Matt Bo- no, that's low hanging fruit Honestly, Clark does seem bi, so I'm not surprised.

Was that subtle? I thought it was pretty obvious

​@@JofernaEh, some people just notice that stuff easier than others. I almost missed it.

@@JofernaIf you’re average to high IQ this association is easier to find. Pattern recognition and processing speed is a real thing. Or if you’re in a place where gays aren’t talked about everyday this’ll be harder to understand as well lol

Or you're in a situation where you don't work in a office, or have social issues. @@PrimeDiam

When Steve said you two aren't dating? And then Lois said what makes you ask. Steve said didn't think so but the subtitle said didn't fucking think so

Right

Indeed

That's interesting is he more dense than regular humans i just kinda always thought he'd be the same weight as us lol

​@@longassrice8756Yes he is more dense, in fact he weights a few tons if i'm not mistaken

yeah, i think maybe he uses a little flight to lessen the blow

@@yuikeiko8048I think he can MAKE himself weigh a few tons? Not sure what his base density would be tho

@@longassrice8756i think it’s more about control because when you fall you instinctively want to grab onto something as tight as possible

Much as I hate the joke, I must confess that it’s pretty clever.

​@@Savagewolver Yeah. I never wouls've put it together. "Secretive about his personal life, always single and staying in good shape... Oh my God."

He knows the great adventurers Louis and Clark 😂

He doesn't want his "boys" to be bruised.

​@@DragonGoddess18The "hot" lady. She's kinda Superman's girlfriend.

​@@LeTMEOuTOfheREmIcHEaLno that's lois. Louis is stewie's mom from family guy.

@@ccc34678Louis is also a spelling for her name in the comics. If you search it up, you’ll get both Louis and Lois. It’s obvious who they meant though either way, the spelling correction wasn’t needed.

Fucking thank you!! Scrolling too long to find that..

Thank you kind person for the source :p

What about the other movie?

@@hinaruto43ver Forgot there were 2, think that is all-star superman

@@relentleshatred1619 ty

To them it looked like an accident

he wasn't balancing on one foot, he was pretending to slip, he even grabs on to the water cooler to sell it, he's an expert at acting clumsy

Cops: *takes out handcuffs and starts reciting the Miranda Rights*

It's was a light prank for lighter prank

its so its not marked for KZfaq Kids, so they usually throw a fuck or something in so they can have a comment section

I was scrolling through the comments to find someone else who thought it lol

They need to put a swear word somewhere so that yt doesnt put it under yt kids content amd disables commen section

Fire *is* red and gold

I was gonna say. Why aren't people talking about how funny it is that batman basically called Supes gay and tried to put the moves on Lois

​@@applejuice565𝔽ℝ

Or you could say Lois but I am starting to think his pranks on Clark could also mean he is crushing on him.

Random guy? This guy's been a former NFL quarterback and Clark's co-worker since Superman # 264 (June 1973). There's two different versions of him in this video alone. Even recently appeared as one of the senior employees in My Adventures with Superman where Clark, Louis and Jimmy were interns.

Thanks!

Thank you! I had to scroll so damn far.

@@arcanask I feel you! Had to do the same before I finally decided to comment on this myself!

Thanks bro I was about to give up scrolling and just ask

Lois*

Bro why are you simping on Louis? He ain’t done nothing wrong

Been looking for this comment.

Bro im just stating facts here cuz she fine asf.

Lois is always been a baddie. She's canonically thiccer than catwoman lol

From the second clip, yeah. The VA is Diedrich Bader.

Oswald from the Drew Carey Show

Thank u😂

​@@0ldrasput1nGood times, good times.

I thought he did the voice of batman in that show

I was waiting for someone to mention that lol

I had to compare the cast list when I heard his voice!

Only the chad Steve in yellow. Not sure who voices the other version who looks like a middle-aged guy or where that clip is from.

And that should apply to my future work place I'm not dealing with homophobia in my office

🤢

I don't think he was being homophobic tho. He just asked roundabout is Clark gay? Didn't say it was wrong or bad.

@@kingkai_3954 It was more engaging in kinda bad sterotypes of gay people. Cause you can be supportive, but still have slip-ups

@@koalafiedmistake5507 That I will agree with he was stereotyping massively