Surviving Mars VS 12 Humans.

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2 жыл бұрын

The Last Ark challenge in Surviving Mars: 12 Humans VS Mars. Can they re-create humanity?
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@ambiguousamphibian 2 жыл бұрын

This DLC has fulfilled my throbbing, closeted desire to become Thomas the Tank Engine rebrand.ly/AmbiguousAmphibian Dear Paradox: Official Thomas the Tank Engine and obligatory train skin pack when?

@mikoajmullka6408 2 жыл бұрын

dude remember to play some stellaris when overlotd drops paradox will probably sponsor you

@daviddenver5883 2 жыл бұрын

All hail the green reptile, for he blessed us again with a video one will take upon his soul with joy and gratitude.

@jugularSignal 2 жыл бұрын

"When we licked the floor for sustenance" is one of my favorite lines now. Thanks

@Velossitee 2 жыл бұрын

Does the global warming taste like raspberries?

@drinkingwithtom 2 жыл бұрын

@@jugularSignal "Who Connor, of all things, is a Sexy Idiot" - absolutely made my day

@paradoxinteractive 2 жыл бұрын

Say's "collaborating" but didn't pick Paradox as the mission sponsor 😭

@ambiguousamphibian 2 жыл бұрын

Official Thomas the Tank Engine Mars radio and skin train mod pack when? My god that sounded far more inhumane than I had envisioned

@uncleaungzayyafromburma985 2 жыл бұрын

When majesty 3?

@jordanfisher9969 2 жыл бұрын

Paradox just keeps on winning.

@DasNetzwerk 2 жыл бұрын

@@EEEEEEEE E? You, here? You are such an important member of our language!

@hadialkmishe1438 2 жыл бұрын

When is the sequel to march of eagles?

@MrNorker77 2 жыл бұрын

My first try at Last Ark went terribly wrong. Somehow an all-male crew didn't have what it takes to populate mars.

@kipandren 2 жыл бұрын

Hmmm. I feel like you may have been missing something from your crew. We may never know the answer!

@walmarp Жыл бұрын

تحقق من هذا. أنا لا أتحدث العربية حتى ، أنا فقط أريد مناظر. يرجى التحقق من قناتي ، أنا أبذل قصارى جهدي. لا أعرف حقًا أنواع مقاطع الفيديو التي أرغب في إنشائها. ومع ذلك ، فهي فريدة من نوعها.

@fryingpan37 Жыл бұрын

@@walmarp no

@lozzielozer Жыл бұрын

@@walmarp no

@ahmed4363 Жыл бұрын

@@walmarp no

@scBlueSun 2 жыл бұрын

"My patreons who are almost constantly reproducing" We are watching a Surviving Mars challenge run. No one here is having sex.

@Badmanpuntbaxter 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahah....hahaha...haha...haa......awwwwwww :(

@ahardworker2154 Жыл бұрын

True

@blizpix Жыл бұрын

I mean, I'm pregnant right now...there are dozens of us

@Koupip Жыл бұрын

@@blizpix you mean you are one of the 12 on mars ?

@DustD.Reaper 2 жыл бұрын

His name? Who Conner His mission? Being the sexiest himbo on mars.

@TheChronova 2 жыл бұрын

wonder if he'll become a doctor ;)

@hazukichanx408 2 жыл бұрын

Stupid sexy Connor!

@lemontree9518 Жыл бұрын

finally a hero we can get behind

@bronzejourney5784 Жыл бұрын

Is himbo a real word?

@alexsiemers7898 Жыл бұрын

I guess he’s gonna be on first base one way or another

@basimaziz 2 жыл бұрын

10:13 He's right. That's where all the patrons come from. An amphibian patron finds another amphibian patron, they bang, make a kid, then the kid becomes a patron.

@matthewgagnon9426 2 жыл бұрын

Who Connor is the first Himbo on Mars. Mars is now complete.

@Trupen 2 жыл бұрын

Alternative title: Mars: The Alabama Experiment

@ambiguousamphibian 2 жыл бұрын

This gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "Roll Tide"

@rosiehawtrey 2 жыл бұрын

Inbredistan - where you can go to a restaurant with your mom, sister and aunt and only need a table for two...

@noahhastings6145 2 жыл бұрын

@@ambiguousamphibian Does it?

@foxflame7214 2 жыл бұрын

If you want a video recommendation, I propose completing a task in The Sims 3 or 4 (your choice) but you have to stay underground in a basement the whole time. It could have a simple objective. Perhaps starting from the bottom and working your way up to a million bucks, or having a sociable character unable to socialise. The possibilities are endless, as solitude makes everything more difficult and hence intriguing.

@nagoshi01 2 жыл бұрын

Please sims 3. I used to put my butler in his own underground bunker. He had a small concrete cell. He could only come in to clean via a secret door, and only while we are asleep or away on work.

@AxxLAfriku 2 жыл бұрын

I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear ff

@criispyq9881 2 жыл бұрын

Here and mr streamer, your ideas are simply unmatched

@silvokristensen9982 2 жыл бұрын

Just use the talking toilet

@hunterman4488 2 жыл бұрын

You watch this guy too? I thought you only watched mr samuel streamer

@deanthelis5578 2 жыл бұрын

Who Connor's himbo energy is powerful, and with his sexy idiocy he will create a martian Idiocracy of his own. You'll see. You'll all see.

@ElfPoles 2 жыл бұрын

"Who Connor" This is literally an Abbott & Costello act LMAO

@severdislike4222 2 жыл бұрын

Any opening that starts with "Planting Seed" will be a winner.

@whydontyouhandledeez 2 жыл бұрын

I don't think 12 people meets the standards of a healthy gene pool, but I guess it's not really a paradox game if you can't inbreed.

@crabbyboi9127 2 жыл бұрын

isn't the smallest healthy gene pool something around 100?

@Dandest 2 жыл бұрын

@@crabbyboi9127 Think closer to 2500-5000 (not counting for infertility or just lack of interest in having kids), or at least to retain evolutionary potential, 100 in how ever many generations will just become kinda doomed? it happened to this species of elephants/mammoths i think?

@a2e5 2 жыл бұрын

@@crabbyboi9127 Yep it is. Although in this case I expect frozen embryos to be brought to boost the effective number beyond 12. (I guess they can also play the trick of sampling more heavily in Africa where the genetic diversity is higher.)

@kisshereful 2 жыл бұрын

if you're interested in this I would highly suggest checking out Seveneves from Neal Stephenson. It's about the human race being destroyed then rebuilt with the genetic material of 7 woman using patrogenesis and human DNA modifications.

@wilmagregg3131 2 жыл бұрын

@@Dandest apparently some scientist did the math though it was specifying for a long generation ship journey that 500 genetically unrealted inviduals is the lowest possible amount of people you could have to repopulate the human species without genetic damage. but this assumes they are all in perfect health and no history of genetic disease.

@dylanmilne6683 2 жыл бұрын

You can't convince me that this isn't the plot of some future reality program.

@Hedhnter 2 жыл бұрын

I don't think 12 really fits the whole '50/500' rule when it comes to repopulation. Better hope they brought some frozen sperm on that rocket ship for genetic variability in the future.

@MrAgmoore 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. 12 people = functional extinction.

@VarenRoth 2 жыл бұрын

Well. *Rigel* happened somehow.

@VvV-kp3xw 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for giving me a reason to learn something today. Because of your comment I googled the 50/500 rule.

@Soken50 2 жыл бұрын

That rule is bunk anyways, the actual minimal values for fitness and drift are closer to 2-3x that (100/1000-150/1500)

@yourfriend8052 2 жыл бұрын

@@Soken50 50/500 is the bare minimum, 100/1000 is the best option.

@Leviathis_Krade 2 жыл бұрын

how messed up would it be if every million or so years humans recolonized mars and then earth never learning which planet was the origination of human life, but always believing their planet was the original...

@jacksonduruy4303 2 жыл бұрын

"An electronics store..." There's 12 people. How do you have a functional exchange based economy with such a low population? Are they just giving meaningless tokens to the robots?

@LeafseasonMagbag 2 жыл бұрын

Well, the game doesn’t model any economy. The Colonists don’t seem to have or ever use money. We might just assume the electronics “store” is just a stall open to anyone to take some consumer electronics? There might be something limiting their consumption, but who knows.

@Someone-lr6gu 2 жыл бұрын

@@LeafseasonMagbag He maybe meant that it's hard to find workers and electronics for the electronics store this early in the run.

@etuanno 2 жыл бұрын

@@Someone-lr6gu In my playthroughs I rushed the Mohole mine (usually using most of my money for research) so that I have infinite metal and rare earth metals for the electronics. The polymers are easy enough to produce. From then on it's not really a challenge anymore.

@TooFewSecrets 2 жыл бұрын

@@LeafseasonMagbag Say it with me: Fully automated luxury gay space communism.

@AbstractTraitorHero 2 жыл бұрын

@@LeafseasonMagbag Its just a place where electronics are stored and given out, you aren't going to have a market economy. This is frankly an Anarchist economy and likely a communist one as well, where gift economy reigns. In other words pretty based.

@Aloiv 2 жыл бұрын

"Or slaughtering all the ducks for food!" Paired with melancholy classical guitar is a vibe I've never known I needed to hear until now.

@Techischannel 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, i did that but with a whopping 2 colonists. Where did the other 10 go? What other 10? There only ever were 2. By the end of my run my region was massively overpopulated and i spend most of my resources on somehow quelling the truely immense overpopulation issue that was birthed from 2 very sexy very horni individuals, isolated inside a single dome made to give them every single bit of comfort. Not that it matterd in the end as the population grew to such an extreme end that by the end of it all materials were spend on building Arcologies and Apartments to, again, somehow house all of those overpopulated masses of the Hornies.

@onesandzeros1338 Жыл бұрын

At some point it just became Alabama 2

@jamiehughes5573 Жыл бұрын

A inbreeding feedback loop

@molybdaen11 Жыл бұрын

Just 2 workers? That's barely enough to man the clinic and the school.

@HannibalKantter Жыл бұрын

4:37 How can a first generation martianborn be not only religious, but also a *gamer* 😂 Gotta love this game

@Samevistan 2 жыл бұрын

In any colony or civilization, it’s important to have at least two doctors. For a second opinion 🤓

@SurrealKeenan 2 жыл бұрын

"We sent 12 rocket crews to their deaths so we could seed the planet, prompting a single spontaneous bush generation on the opposite side of the map." Gold

@bcav712 2 жыл бұрын

I can't wait to pollute Mars' atmosphere in real life.

@tortron 2 жыл бұрын

Think global act local!

@cokaorcola 2 жыл бұрын

You realise that will probably never happen, and if it does not until there is a technological break through which allows to creat a magnetic field around the planet or we figure out how to reactivate the core, which again is probably not likely. Better to focus on saving the planet we have.

@vaultdweller1386 2 жыл бұрын

@@cokaorcola Would could embrace our cave man ancestry and live in the interior of mars.

@cokaorcola 2 жыл бұрын

@@vaultdweller1386 🤣, very droll

@patricksvarietycorner5700 2 жыл бұрын

@@cokaorcola that quiters talk let's get this core boys

@jahwillprovide8791 2 жыл бұрын

In keeping with the antfarm type games you love so much, I highly recommend checking out Distant Worlds 2. The game is exceedingly beautiful but not in the traditional "I have 1000 mods on my Skyrim install" way but more in the way of the process being beautiful. Its a 4x game but instead of bogging you down with lacing peoples boots for them you can automate some tasks away and continue playing your favorite parts of the game.

@sefyravelvetpaw8166 Жыл бұрын

This game actually looks like quite a bit of fun, I'll definitely wishlist it :)

@danielgriep5219 2 жыл бұрын

I always look forward to your amazing narratives

@elpelu123 2 жыл бұрын

The MCRN are going to be proud of you.

@annaarkless5822 Жыл бұрын

in another universe ambiguousamphibian couldnt stop at just video games and became dictator, managing all of our lives like a game of sims

@MortimerLR 2 жыл бұрын

Curio Starkiller and Vector DustDevil are such perfect names for space colonist children.

@Nightweaver1 2 жыл бұрын

The first one grew up to be a Dark Jedi. The second, a vacuum cleaner salesman.

@julianfernandezduca2196 2 жыл бұрын

@@Nightweaver1 Where who?

@sviatoslaviigorevich7360 2 жыл бұрын

I needed this. Thank yoy

@MagikGimp 2 жыл бұрын

No wonder it was successful; you brought Cmdr. Riker along.

@MattMGK 2 жыл бұрын

Good sponsored video, makes me want to play the game again.

@Staticsceptre 9 ай бұрын

“I would force them to enjoy themselves, whether they liked it or not” -AA 2022

@Vok250 Жыл бұрын

Ok I'm convinced. ambiguousamphibian is the young 40k Emperor. He's architecting his plans for the mechanicum for all to see.

@MalO.ver1.0.x 2 жыл бұрын

0:18 .... my heart stopped for a moment because I got some Babylon 5 flashbacks there,....

@Cangussu97 2 жыл бұрын

Another amphiguous ambibian vid! Pog

@VictorVonGrooove 2 жыл бұрын

Who Conner, best first base player on Mars!

@missingindy Жыл бұрын

I love your stuff man

@insomniacnerd5592 2 жыл бұрын

These games are increasingly just becoming vehicles for us to learn philosophy and the nature of human existence.

@trappedsan3932 2 жыл бұрын

@Vermouth if thats so important than you couldve done it yourself instead of commenting 💀

@alessiobenvenuto5159 2 жыл бұрын

@Vermouth play Mgs 2.

@isaackellogg3493 2 жыл бұрын

Play SMAC for that.

@SeaIbass 2 жыл бұрын

For me it usually takes 2 minutes for me to put my seed on the ground

@jamhax 2 жыл бұрын

Great Video, as always 😆

@icyberg100 2 жыл бұрын

I love all of your videos, but none have given me as much joy and elation as your Kenshi videos. The tale of the great Torsolo will live in my heart forever. I think it would cool to see a max difficulty run of Kenshi (high squad spawning and fast hunger rates etc.)

@Fakheet 2 жыл бұрын

It would be cool to see multi-part series again, these one-offs are nice, but I crave the sense of overarching narative

@sockenmann6963 2 жыл бұрын

Finally a new video!

@xl_Co-Pilot_lx 2 жыл бұрын

Your style and that voice with those words. It's the bees knees. I definitely like the cut of your jib.

@chano6555 Жыл бұрын

biblical swarm of locusts is why I keep coming back to these videos

@jacobsage1711 2 жыл бұрын

I miss how you used to start every video with an ominous "hello"

@double_anarchy 2 жыл бұрын

Sincerely a great add 😅

@wiktorszymczak4760 Жыл бұрын

I love that hippie is necessary trait for mars colony

@hoddlgunther259 2 жыл бұрын

very reasonable video, you have my thanks

@Scafidi616 2 жыл бұрын

man i don't know why I enjoy so much the way you narrate all your videos haha it's interesting but at the same time funny

@redfoxdog1 2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, Dr. Strangelove; or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Rocket :)

@michealtreude5460 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the video

@DerogatoryMess Жыл бұрын

you make this game look so much more exiting than it is. LOVE THE VID

@isaiahbridges7442 2 жыл бұрын

"Whose the dominant race now?" "POLYMERS!"

@casperas2 Жыл бұрын

In 600 days, we went from 12 -> 1000+ people, those are some quick births

@mrmajkl2 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely love this hahahahaha

@Ren3gaid 2 жыл бұрын

3:18 "A school to brainwash him with knowledge" I'll steal this genius sentence if you don't mind :D

@mr.random2297 2 жыл бұрын

You made me play Project Zomboid man. Subscribed!

@nickolasjordan7949 2 жыл бұрын

Firmament. Truly underrated word.

@emmamix 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely LOVING this new Netflix dating show 😍

@lucascaton9428 2 жыл бұрын

I appreciate the hole being named the ‘Mohole’

@annodomini1618 Жыл бұрын

Please make longer content

@bane9951 2 жыл бұрын

Why do I never ger ambiguousamphibian videos recommended to me, every time i have to actively look for them

@davidross5640 Жыл бұрын

'space hillbillies' love it

@Nola_Travel 2 жыл бұрын

The music cut at the word “sexy”😂😂😂

@ludi0us 2 жыл бұрын

Can you do more rollercoaster tycoon vids?

@Thoughtful_Balance 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you. For mindful content.

@TheLordDracula 2 жыл бұрын

Damn it man... You've just made me lose my weekend again

@LiamDillen 2 жыл бұрын

God this is awsome More I demand MORE!!

@lostsoul1648 Жыл бұрын

People sent to the moon to frick, that's the a plot in Inside Job

@Gallianrecon 2 жыл бұрын

"How much will it take to plant humanities seed on another planet" I can do it for free :)

@baibinsheesaivinshee599 2 жыл бұрын

"And who connor of all people grows up to be a sexy idiot" I believe the term you are looking for is Himbo

@silverbeach1557 2 жыл бұрын

This is basically the plot of The Onion's brilliant, and underrated, miniseries "Sex House".

@risingmoon893 2 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe that the game now looks like this, I first got it for free on Epic Games on the day it released and played for only a few weeks then stopped years ago.

@cassiopeiaclark9260 2 жыл бұрын

I have the throbbing, closeted desire to spread the seed of humanity all over the surface of Mars now. Thanks.

@Adlevio 2 жыл бұрын

Finally a video again of the person with the lovely voice 🥰

@someguy4071 Жыл бұрын

I like that the devs animated a windmill dunk

@TheAwkwardpattern 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for brightening my day homie 💜

2 жыл бұрын

"not comfortable"? That is a 11 million dollar mansion... I wish I was kidding...

@stutterpunk9573 2 жыл бұрын

sorry babe, i cant hang out. new ambiguosamphibian vid just dropped.

@RobbManesVODs 2 жыл бұрын

Loving these paradox games.

@axioms22 2 жыл бұрын

Who? Connor

@southernfriedmedia3968 2 жыл бұрын

what started as a inspiring tale of colonization turned into "everybody wang chung tonight....or else"

@WiseArkAngel 2 жыл бұрын

I think this is how the plot for Call of Duty Infinite Warfare formed. Mars Aeternum.

@gray740p 2 жыл бұрын

This is like the prequel to the Expanse

@tenison7990 2 жыл бұрын

I left when you called the mars surface a vacuum u did yourself dirty there

@stutterpunk9573 2 жыл бұрын

i have brain damage and i genuinely think ambiguousamphibian is helping my speech getting better, and making me more well spoken.

@stutterpunk9573 2 жыл бұрын

@@cewla3348 yes

@spacegames6394 2 жыл бұрын

the mohole is a KSP "easter egg" at moho's pole!

@ohuckabee 2 жыл бұрын

"How much would it take to plant humanity's seed on another planet?" Considering that I keep hitting my chest all the time, probably more than any human can manage.

@devinschaar4499 2 жыл бұрын

🥲

@MidoriOfTheShuinsen 2 жыл бұрын

Bruh