I love seeing Carson’s new profile pictures every video

Clib Jubley is one of the best characters in the CMC universe. Absolutely fucking hysterical, I’ve never been more happy to get Clibbed

Clib totally has it. He planted it and is growing a new Walt

0:02 Jatthew 2:10 C. Crunch 2:37 Bidet 5:45 PJ 6:44 Frank 7:19 Brittany 7:55 Rob Banks 11:23 Heinz 13:20 Gerald 13:27 Marley 13:38 Pooh 13:55 Clib Jubley 18:10 Harold 18:50 Rot 20:33 Nathan 22:16 Flamingo 22:39 Racket 22:52 Rupert

The job title of Old Spice Antagonist has got to be the most intimidating thing I've ever heard, and I am extremely jealous

Glad you loved my secret talent!

The Clib Jubley section literaly made me laugh so uncontrollably it made me throw up.

Oh my god the Clib Jubley bit is incredible. And all of Carson's characters tying into a mystery by the end could be its own video.

Clib Jubley should’ve won an Oscar for his role in E.T.

Congratulations on you and Jatthew’s relationship Carbon! He’s perfect for you! He clearly likes you!

God, the fuckin Clib bit nearly made me drool from laughter

YOU CANT JUST LEAVE THE MYSTERY UNSOLVED

Why is there such a consistent story going on lmao💀

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"Man i'm bored i wish i had something to do" Carson: say no more

Dude I just love how they make lore out of nowhere with jokes

I am eating spaghetti for dinner and I can't stop laughing at the Clib Jubley thumbnail photo. Carson, you have effectively corroded my humor to the deepest darkest pit of pure stupidity.

I love the idea that Rob banks isn't actually a criminal and is just incredibly naive about how he does things

watching callmecarson videos make me wanna eat cereal and i don't know why

those dating profiles are rather suspicious carson

Kinda fell off, 2 seconds ago and no views...

0:00 Jatthew [made by Carson] 2:09 C. Crunch [made by Joey] 2:34 bidet [made by Gavin] 5:45 PJ [made by Matt] 6:43 Frank [made by Loki] 7:19 Brittany [made by Quacks] 7:53 Rob Banks [made by Carson] 11:24 heinz [made by Gavin] 13:20 gerald [made by Joey] 13:27 Marley [made by Loki] 13:38 Pooh [made by Quacks] 13:48 Clib Jubley [made by Carson] 18:06 Harold [made by Joey] 18:50 rot [made by Gavin] 20:31 Nathan [made by Matt] 22:16 Flamingo [made by Loki] 22:41 RACKET [made by Loki] 22:51 Rupert [made by Carson] 23:54 Hure [made by Joey] 24:21 Bucket Head [made by Joey] 25:02 yolka [made by Gavin] 25:36 the chicken [made by Gavin] 25:44 elepant (to scale) [made by Gavin] 25:56 Bagel [made by Loki] 26:06 pacman [made by Loki] 26:39 Walt Disney [made by Carson]

The Clib Jubbley bit put me in actual fucking tears. Please god let him return

14:44 Is that a fricking Kricketune cry?

PJ is from South Salt Lake, Utah? No wonder he looks so familiar. We're even the same age! Edit: I apologize, South Salt Late, Utah. Never heard of 'em

This has gotta be the biggest cliffhanger in CallMeCarson history

theres funny alien in this video

As a PJ myself I can say with certainty that you accurately described all of us.

The song of Clib Jubley sure sounds an awful lot like the distressing cry of a Kricketune 👽

I loved the part where he said “it’s clibbin’ time” and started clibbin’ on everyone

Jatty skleebs sounds like the name of a one-off Rick and Morty character who gets mad and then killed within specifically a 10 minute appearance in the middle-late portion of the episode. And somehow has 2 KZfaq videos of people editing together every clip of him with a title like “Jatty skleebs being ____ for 5 minutes.”

Hello yes it is I Clib Jubley I did not steal Walt Disney's head.

5:50 I never thought I'd see Sexy Vegan ever again. Why have you put his image back in my head???

14:45 I never expected the song of ETs people to be a Kricketune's distorted cry. Does that mean they're all Bug type?

I haven’t cried laugh in so fucking long 😂 thank you Carson and the gang ❤

Mother: We should name him Matthew Father: We should name him Jack Doctor: I have an idea that will make you both happy.

14:43 Did you really just use a changed version of Kricketune's cry? LMAO

istg Clib Jubley's song at 14:44 is literally just Kricketune's cry slowed down

I have never heard of a more gavin thing than making some dude just have "Magnet" on their profile without any explaination.

11:35 I love how none of them comment on the fact that heinz is literally across the street from them cos he's only 160m away

14:42 man really did just pitch down the kricketune cry

ok. Rob Banks was hilarious.

My favorite part in the video is when Carson came out of the screen and clibbed me on the table and used me

I love Carson’s Walt Disney Sub Plot for 0 reasons

Not only has Carson kept his promise about uploading every Saturday, but he's now giving us videos nearing half an hour! Awesome video as always 👌

This has to be one of the videos ever

"his gender is unknown" is a crazy sentence

Are people like mass unsubscribing? I see the number at the end of the video getting lower and lower. If its because of the content, then maybe its just weeding out the unfunny people. This is the best content you've ever made, and I think people are just scared of your endless reach of funny.

This video got me Clibbed up 🥵

14:43 Clib Jubley sang the Kricketune cry from Pokemon Gen 4 pitch shifted down.

JATTY SKLEEBS

clib jubley is easily the funniest thing carson has done that shit is so funny

the deep voice of clib made me cry

Carson videos are best enjoyed at 3am when your mind is so tired you laugh hysterically over anything

14:43 Is that Kricketune?? I feel like I'd recognized that deleleleWHOOP anywhere, even if it's coming from the devilishly handsome Clib Jubley

well now i know why it took longer to edit with all those bidet appearances

I wonder what the frozen walt disney head popsicle tastes like

Hi Udon love the content! congrats on the 95.99 FC!! personally my favorite map is not psychology mapped by muffn, my favorite map has got to be no more faking mapped by roadman Reginald the level 25 in beatsaber challenge community ranking!!!

So awesome that u have been uploading every Saturday I love it

great video carson! but you wont catch me

I love that Clib Jubley makes a krickitune sound

Another BANGGGERRR 🎉 epic vid Carson love the length too

The worst part is that Nathan is definitely a real guy lmao he’s out there just freely roaming around 😰

Fuck I love this was half an hour long. An absolute treat to watch

Truly, this is a Carbon moment!

as someone who has way too many squishmallows, i feel personally attacked by nathan

14:45 Carson I KNOW that was Kricketune's cry you can't keep the truth away form me

Surprised none of them pointed out that one of the ketchup bottles said edchup

Clib jubbly and ubba need a movie together to continue the CMC season 2 expanded universe

Knowing Carson and his friends’ humor, these are either just going to be shitposts, abstract and absurdly random, or straight up analog horror shit

certified banger to start off 2023

I love that Clib's song of his people was the Krickitune cry but cursed

thanks again for the post. I cant wait to watch it.

Mr. Banks is such a down-to-earth guy, I respect it.

The knife says, in rough google picture translate, is “I have studied K” I don’t know why but that’s so menacing

I am here, ive waited for this

Love the song of Clib's people being distorted Kricketune scream

Your honour, i wasn't murdering those people, they just couldn't handle the fact that they got Clibbed.

I really needed a laugh after a generally crappy day, then i saw the notification.

Jatty Skleebs!

"Let's see Paul Allen's Tinder profile"

Cool trucks, I’ve never seen trees taken down that way

we need lore based on the race for walt disneys frozen head

I love the ongoing mystery of who stole Walt Disney's frozen head. I bet it was clib.

Clib Jubley’s song of his people is just a distorted kricketune cry 😭😭

Came back a year and some later, and I am Clibbing all over the place!!!

1:37 i’m literally eating spaghetti right now

I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the 4d go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this 4d has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the 4d is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on 4d. hail 4d. hail 4d. The spinning 4d, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a 4d do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the 4d scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating 4d. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of 4d I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of 4d I have ever seen especially on 3:51.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the 4d go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this 4d has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the 4d is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on 4d. hail 4d. hail 4d. The spinning 4d, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of 4d do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the 4d spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the 4d scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating 4d. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any 4d I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 5:05 I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. 4d spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the 4d go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the 4d is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on 4d. hail 4d. hail 4d. The spinning 4d, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the 4d scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any 4d I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of 4d I have ever seen especially on 9:59. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.

BUT WHO DID IT THEN??? YOU CAN'T LEAVE US IN SUCH A CLIFFHANGER

Ain't no way I have the same personality type as Rob Banks 💀

Carson turned Tinder into an ARG to find Walt Disney's Frozen Head This is a fantastic game idea

i think i use to have a relatively normal sense of humor and then I started watching carson.

Up sklebbin’ at noon 🙌

I have not laughed so hard at a youtube video in so long.

We need a video just of Mad Libs.

I was just waiting for the location to say “nearby AND RAPIDLY APPROACHING”

"Long NIght" is one of the best jokes on the channel ever

I was eating nuggies whilst watching this video and let out a little giggle which caused me to choke on the nuggy and nearly pass out. I will be contacting my lawyers

He will never find Walt Disney's frozen head. I have it.

0:27 love the luigi casino music