I love seeing Carson’s new profile pictures every video

Clib Jubley is one of the best characters in the CMC universe. Absolutely fucking hysterical, I’ve never been more happy to get Clibbed

Clib totally has it. He planted it and is growing a new Walt

0:02 Jatthew 2:10 C. Crunch 2:37 Bidet 5:45 PJ 6:44 Frank 7:19 Brittany 7:55 Rob Banks 11:23 Heinz 13:20 Gerald 13:27 Marley 13:38 Pooh 13:55 Clib Jubley 18:10 Harold 18:50 Rot 20:33 Nathan 22:16 Flamingo 22:39 Racket 22:52 Rupert

Clib Jubley should’ve won an Oscar for his role in E.T.

The Clib Jubley section literaly made me laugh so uncontrollably it made me throw up.

The job title of Old Spice Antagonist has got to be the most intimidating thing I've ever heard, and I am extremely jealous

YOU CANT JUST LEAVE THE MYSTERY UNSOLVED

Oh my god the Clib Jubley bit is incredible. And all of Carson's characters tying into a mystery by the end could be its own video.

Congratulations on you and Jatthew’s relationship Carbon! He’s perfect for you! He clearly likes you!

Glad you loved my secret talent!

God, the fuckin Clib bit nearly made me drool from laughter

Why is there such a consistent story going on lmao💀

Dude I just love how they make lore out of nowhere with jokes

I am eating spaghetti for dinner and I can't stop laughing at the Clib Jubley thumbnail photo. Carson, you have effectively corroded my humor to the deepest darkest pit of pure stupidity.

"Man i'm bored i wish i had something to do" Carson: say no more

I love the idea that Rob banks isn't actually a criminal and is just incredibly naive about how he does things

watching callmecarson videos make me wanna eat cereal and i don't know why

those dating profiles are rather suspicious carson

The Clib Jubbley bit put me in actual fucking tears. Please god let him return

0:00 Jatthew [made by Carson] 2:09 C. Crunch [made by Joey] 2:34 bidet [made by Gavin] 5:45 PJ [made by Matt] 6:43 Frank [made by Loki] 7:19 Brittany [made by Quacks] 7:53 Rob Banks [made by Carson] 11:24 heinz [made by Gavin] 13:20 gerald [made by Joey] 13:27 Marley [made by Loki] 13:38 Pooh [made by Quacks] 13:48 Clib Jubley [made by Carson] 18:06 Harold [made by Joey] 18:50 rot [made by Gavin] 20:31 Nathan [made by Matt] 22:16 Flamingo [made by Loki] 22:41 RACKET [made by Loki] 22:51 Rupert [made by Carson] 23:54 Hure [made by Joey] 24:21 Bucket Head [made by Joey] 25:02 yolka [made by Gavin] 25:36 the chicken [made by Gavin] 25:44 elepant (to scale) [made by Gavin] 25:56 Bagel [made by Loki] 26:06 pacman [made by Loki] 26:39 Walt Disney [made by Carson]

This has gotta be the biggest cliffhanger in CallMeCarson history

"his gender is unknown" is a crazy sentence

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PJ is from South Salt Lake, Utah? No wonder he looks so familiar. We're even the same age! Edit: I apologize, South Salt Late, Utah. Never heard of 'em

As a PJ myself I can say with certainty that you accurately described all of us.

14:44 Is that a fricking Kricketune cry?

I loved the part where he said “it’s clibbin’ time” and started clibbin’ on everyone

The song of Clib Jubley sure sounds an awful lot like the distressing cry of a Kricketune 👽

Jatty skleebs sounds like the name of a one-off Rick and Morty character who gets mad and then killed within specifically a 10 minute appearance in the middle-late portion of the episode. And somehow has 2 KZfaq videos of people editing together every clip of him with a title like “Jatty skleebs being ____ for 5 minutes.”

Hello yes it is I Clib Jubley I did not steal Walt Disney's head.

theres funny alien in this video

5:50 I never thought I'd see Sexy Vegan ever again. Why have you put his image back in my head???

I have never heard of a more gavin thing than making some dude just have "Magnet" on their profile without any explaination.

I love Carson’s Walt Disney Sub Plot for 0 reasons

I haven’t cried laugh in so fucking long 😂 thank you Carson and the gang ❤

Not only has Carson kept his promise about uploading every Saturday, but he's now giving us videos nearing half an hour! Awesome video as always 👌

Carson videos are best enjoyed at 3am when your mind is so tired you laugh hysterically over anything

14:45 I never expected the song of ETs people to be a Kricketune's distorted cry. Does that mean they're all Bug type?

Mother: We should name him Matthew Father: We should name him Jack Doctor: I have an idea that will make you both happy.

Are people like mass unsubscribing? I see the number at the end of the video getting lower and lower. If its because of the content, then maybe its just weeding out the unfunny people. This is the best content you've ever made, and I think people are just scared of your endless reach of funny.

My favorite part in the video is when Carson came out of the screen and clibbed me on the table and used me

So awesome that u have been uploading every Saturday I love it

istg Clib Jubley's song at 14:44 is literally just Kricketune's cry slowed down

14:43 Did you really just use a changed version of Kricketune's cry? LMAO

clib jubley is easily the funniest thing carson has done that shit is so funny

ok. Rob Banks was hilarious.

Another BANGGGERRR 🎉 epic vid Carson love the length too

14:43 Clib Jubley sang the Kricketune cry from Pokemon Gen 4 pitch shifted down.

14:42 man really did just pitch down the kricketune cry

11:35 I love how none of them comment on the fact that heinz is literally across the street from them cos he's only 160m away

This has to be one of the videos ever

JATTY SKLEEBS

Fuck I love this was half an hour long. An absolute treat to watch

The knife says, in rough google picture translate, is “I have studied K” I don’t know why but that’s so menacing

thanks again for the post. I cant wait to watch it.

I wonder what the frozen walt disney head popsicle tastes like

as someone who has way too many squishmallows, i feel personally attacked by nathan

This video got me Clibbed up 🥵

the deep voice of clib made me cry

14:43 Is that Kricketune?? I feel like I'd recognized that deleleleWHOOP anywhere, even if it's coming from the devilishly handsome Clib Jubley

well now i know why it took longer to edit with all those bidet appearances

I am here, ive waited for this

Clib jubbly and ubba need a movie together to continue the CMC season 2 expanded universe

The worst part is that Nathan is definitely a real guy lmao he’s out there just freely roaming around 😰

I love that Clib Jubley makes a krickitune sound

I really needed a laugh after a generally crappy day, then i saw the notification.

Your honour, i wasn't murdering those people, they just couldn't handle the fact that they got Clibbed.

I was eating nuggies whilst watching this video and let out a little giggle which caused me to choke on the nuggy and nearly pass out. I will be contacting my lawyers

Surprised none of them pointed out that one of the ketchup bottles said edchup

I love that Clib's song of his people was the Krickitune cry but cursed

certified banger to start off 2023

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Love the song of Clib's people being distorted Kricketune scream

ENTJ stands for Extrovert Intuitive Thinking Judging, as opposed to Introvert Sensing Feeling Perceiving I’m ENTJ 👍

I love the ongoing mystery of who stole Walt Disney's frozen head. I bet it was clib.

"Long NIght" is one of the best jokes on the channel ever

14:45 Carson I KNOW that was Kricketune's cry you can't keep the truth away form me

The end just getting distracted by "huh moles"; I died

Cool trucks, I’ve never seen trees taken down that way

Carson turned Tinder into an ARG to find Walt Disney's Frozen Head This is a fantastic game idea

Mr. Banks is such a down-to-earth guy, I respect it.

Came back a year and some later, and I am Clibbing all over the place!!!

"Let's see Paul Allen's Tinder profile"

BUT WHO DID IT THEN??? YOU CAN'T LEAVE US IN SUCH A CLIFFHANGER

It's hard to say whether or not this is your most unhinged video yet

I was just waiting for the location to say “nearby AND RAPIDLY APPROACHING”

i think i use to have a relatively normal sense of humor and then I started watching carson.

Up sklebbin’ at noon 🙌

we need lore based on the race for walt disneys frozen head

i'm such a child. i was crying laughing at the Bidet section

I have not laughed so hard at a youtube video in so long.

Truly, this is a Carbon moment!

watching this video has driven my soul from my body. has Clib seen it?

Clib Jubley’s song of his people is just a distorted kricketune cry 😭😭

these guys can easily write a script for a full length 5 hour movie

New cmc video yo

Knowing Carson and his friends’ humor, these are either just going to be shitposts, abstract and absurdly random, or straight up analog horror shit

This ones a right Carson banger

Fell asleep while watching and literally saw clib jubley in my dream