Naruto taking a shit has more screen time than ten ten in part 1

"The only fight she's won was with a copy of herself and she nearly lost that one too!!" I died😂

Let's not forget that it was Danzo that Orchestrated Yahiko's death, and in turn caused Nagato to abandon the Akatsuki's initial pacifistic goal of ending the war via diplomacy. So, in other words. Thanks to Danzo, the village got destroyed, thousands of needless deaths

Boruto: " did i forget to mention that my body is 80% alien space god?"

Danzo was hated sooo much He was killed ten times To satisfy everyone

"Kabuto has all these modifications to his body and he still can't fix his eyesight really?" -Swagkage

When Boruto was described by Swagkage he just made this kid sound like an OC made by a goddamn 8 year old

SethTheProgrammer: "Black Zetsu is a really cool, underrated character and I really like him. Swagkage: "BLACK ZETSU RUINED MY CHILDHOOD AND SLEPT WITH MY MOTHER, OH MY GOD!" - This is why I enjoy your shared content.

Madara: "What kind of adult would go all out against a kid?" Kabuto: *Coughs nervously*

Anybody realize Sasuke’s headband has more screen time than Ten Ten? That’s just sad.

What's even worse about Danzo is that killing Shisui and causing the Uchiha to be wiped out along with all his other horrible actions was all because he was butt hurt that Hiruzen was better and more respected than he was and was chosen by Tobirama to be third Hokage. Danzo himself pretty much affirms this because his last thoughts before death were about how he could never catch up to Hiruzen

I like Danzo because he actually has some of the coolest uses of wind release. Dumbest reason ever, but the vacuum bullets and those wind shurikens were fresh after seeing a bajillion Rasenshurikens. Also, his hand signs were visually unique. Finally, his fight with Sasuke was one of the last few decently-scaled fights where the characters had finite power limits. Danzo had a timer on a forbidden Jutsu, and some actual fucking jutsu got thrown around. We got to see Sasuke do that "Deduction-no-jutsu" subterfuge thing he does in a few of his fights. So basically, yeah, I hate Danzo. But his wind style looks cool, and he makes cool fights happen.

Kids growing up watching Boruto will never know how hard my man Naruto has worked to become Hokage.

Tsunde’s pig tonton has more screen time than Tenten Edit: TONTON THE PIG DOES NOT F**KING BELONG TO SHIZUNE!!!!

Kishimoto is good at creating foundation and intro for character then sweep their potential under the rug. God power go brrrr

"Devolves into this LOSER, this total JACKASS-" Your delivery of that line never fails to make me laugh, absolute gold

just so u know, Naruto's swing has had more screentime than Tenten

“He’s claiming to be nearing the level of the Sage of the Six Paths and he still has to wear GLASSES?” Bruh

The vacuum part killed me😂😂

Whenever I'm feeling down, I just watch the section of this video where Swag goes off on Kabuto. Never fails to get a laugh.

If you ever feel dumb remember: Tenten tried to blindfold Neji

Danzo is like the only character in Naruto universe who could possibly be immune to Naruto's powerful speech.

Swakage: HES SAYING HE IS ALMOST AS STRING AS THE SAGE OF SIX PATHS AND HE STILL NEEDS GLASSES!?!? Me: LOL I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING YOUR VIDS ARE THE BEST

I don't know why I love watching these vides by Swagkage. His voice ALWAYS cracks me up. I watched that CBR akatuski ranked thing so many times just so I could laugh at the rage he was showing because of Itachi's position. Man, you're so funny...

“And he still wears glasses?!” I literally just choked on my 7up. Almost died. But worth it.

Funny how Danzo's driving motivation was to protect the Leaf Village but he contributed to or directly caused like 80% of the greatest threats to the Leaf Village.

Your channel, Swagkage, is amazing. You’re a beacon of light.

Man you really have made my day

fun fact: Naruto on the swing gets more screen time then tenten.

Let’s be honest, danzo is so well written. He was made to be hated and he *BEYOND* excelled

I would’ve loved to see kabuto be a spy but still be a mentor to naruto. Maybe naruto does see it but kabuto appears to push him further every now and then. That would be great

Not to mention the fact that Tenten is the only character under the infinite Tsukuyomi that realizes she's under a genjustu, and after a couple of days trying to get out decides it's better to stay there... just because...

"Tenten has lost every fight except for the fight against herself.. AND SHE ALMOST LOST THAT ONE!!" that killed me lmao

Naruto: Beating his Meat 🥩 Black Zetsu: It’s all according to Plan

6:09 I totally agree with this. Why did Kabuto get Sage mode instead of Orochimaru? I mean sure, Orochimaru was bodied by Itachi with the Sword of Totsuka and sealed away but he was still essentially alive through Anko's curse mark and via Evil Releasing method. Plus Orochimaru did the Edo-Tensei *BEFORE* Kabuto and when he revived Madara and Itachi, Kabuto should've known that he literally brought back the most OP Uchiha and he made Madara more stronger than he usually was back in his glory days - this is even proven when Madara performed Edo-Tensei on himself to prevent himself from going back to the afterlife!

You will receive a like just based on the tenten impression alone, love it!

I liked danzo that time he died. Seeing his lifeless body was the pinnacle of his character

Remember when TenTen said "I can't stand weak and indecisive people" Pretty epic

“AND HE STILL HAS TO WEAR GLASSES?!?!” That had me dead

His tenten impression makes this his best video IMO. Even my wife finds this hilarious.

To be honest if Tenten just jumped into the fight against Madara and sealed him up into a god damn pot you'd be pretty upset.

Sasuke: I have rinnesharingan Naruto: I have Kurama Sakura: I have parents Naruto and sasuke: * cry silently*

This is my first time on your channel, and I thought you were drunk while recording XD well, the video was really relatable and funny though 😸 a new subscriber!

i had a feeling that the hansome beasts were going to be on here i woldve been so pissed

In Kabuto's defense, he really only still wears those glasses (even in Sage mode) just as a memory to his dead mother.

Actually, I would put Naruto and Gaara’s hair dresser on top 1.

Also to be fair...Tenten had a point about how strong Neji was. Just because she lost to Temari doesn't mean she doesn't have a point about how strong Neji is.

I love your videos.

Explain why naruto could beat a god by becoming sexy.

The reason Kabuto didn't fix his eyesight was so he could keep wearing glasses and look cool when he says something smart and the glasses reflect light

I don’t like danzo but I’ll have to admit he is pretty good at wind jutsu.

Also, Boruto complains an excessive amount to his friends. Imagine complaining that you barely get to see your dad to someone who literally hasn’t seen her dad in years (Sadara)

Rock Lee’s Eyebrows got More screen-time then Tenten

Every other fight in the chunnin exams: ➡️⬆️⬅️⬇️⤵️↪➡️⬆️↩⤴️⬆️↩↔️↔️⏫ Tenten vs temari: ➡️➡️➡️➡️

Great value lookin glasses havin errand sage boi 😂

Kabuto had every kekkei gankai at his disposal and didn’t most of them. He had Madara’s body, cells from hasirama, dust release, explosion release, Haku’s ice release, magnetic release from Gara’s father, scorch and etc. this dude could have had all of them.

Tenten does more in the intros then the anime of the manga

Bro I died during the part where you were mimicking ten ten 😂😂😂

It’s ridiculous they could’ve written boruto so much better instead of being a scrappy doo/ Mary Sue. They could’ve expanded on him having to live in the shadow of his father and maybe even being a late bloomer as a shinobi like naruto and thinking he might have no talent

"Godlike genetics" Belongs in an advanced clan with high chakra reserves, has a tailed beast in you, blood of a literal f*cking god, etc.

i think the reason Kabuto still wears his glasses is that they were given to him by the person who took him in and cared for him.

tenten...the queen of fillers👑 bow down bitches 💅🏻

I like how 4/5 characters have 'made fun of naruto' as part of their reasoning. Not a bad reason mind you, just sounds a little funny.

2:58 lets be honest he didn't like being called the seventh hokage's son

*boruto admires sasuke but hates his dad* me: sasuke left his daughter for 12 years? And you like him but not your dad

Ok yea but can we address the fact that Tenten was the *only* girl from hidden leaf in Naruto that wasn’t *totally obsessed* or *stalking* a boy

To be fair for Kabuta, he did help a lot on Tobi's side of the war, so he should have been taken seriously by you.

6:28 😹😹 this is the same with sarada A SHARINGAN AND GLASSES😭😂😂😂

my least favourite characters 1. Boruto Uzumaki 2. Naruto's son 3. Hinata's son 4. Minato's grandson 5. Kushina's grandaughter's brother

Who else felt such a feeling of satisfaction when Naruto puts Boruto in his place during the chunnin exams?

😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂 Tenten impressions you killed it my man (wow) and as for Boruto give me a break !!!!!

I also don't like boruto now, but after time skip i thing he will be better character than now .(most likely because of his mastered karma seal and jougan so that im excited to see how it really works and how strong will he be with that.)

He said “and he wears glasses?” 😂😂🤣🤣 I almost died

0:57 Admit it, you liked that tenten voice impression

To be fair, you don’t need a byakugan to use the Gentle Fist, you can focus on pressure point strikes with its chakra spike things normally used to close chakra exits tenketsu wharevers anyway or just…liquify an opponent’s guts.

1:46 one of my favorite lines from ya

"Does anybody like Danzo?" "Anybody?" "No?" "Yeah that's what I thought screw that guy!"

Unpopular opinion: Tenten deserved better character development

I love that there is another person that hates Danzo ans much as I do. I have always hated Danzo from the moment i saw him, and that was when he took Shisui's eye and I remember that annoyed the crap out of me. I have always hated someone stealing someone's else eye and using it. There are only two people that uses the Sharingan that are not an Uchiham being, of course, Danzo and Kakashi. Kakashi got his Sharingan as a gift from Obito when Obito was going to die and Danzo just took Shisui's eye so that Itachi could kill his entire clan, (except Sasuke ofc) and make Sauske suffer for most of his life. I just can't with Danzo. Oh and another thing, when he killed himself, he said that he was going to save the Shinobi world by taking down Sauske and Obito by that jutsu he used and guess what, he only killed himself and destroyed a bridge, like wtf. It was for nothing and by the music that was played, it sound like it was supposed to be sad or heroic, but it was just for nothing. I am glad he died, but I wish it was more satisfying, you know. But it was very satisfying all the times when Sauske killed him over and over again, but i wish the last death could have been the same.

There is a video explaining Kabuto and the reason like this.

Top 5 worst characters : 1. Hinata's son 2. Naruto's son 3. Himawari's bro 4. Sasuke's student 5. Minato's grandson

Honestly most of the kid characters in Boruto (not all) seem more like they're from a very bad fanfiction

He also didn't mention how danzo persuaded hanzo to basically kill Yahiko

This video is actually a secret video of the 2 maybe 3 of Swage's favorite characters.

And at the end, danzo loses to a 17 yro despite having 15 sharingan. Dude got killed 16 times smfh

Tenten has more screentime in this video than the entire series

Why is Sakura not on this list?

i just notice swagkage sounds like alex Myers

The moment that you realize Sakuras forehead alone got more screen time than Tenten lmao

"Claiming to be closer to the level of six paths and he still wear glasses". I'm done man,Lmao😂

The tenten getting more and more zoomed in was incredibly funny.

ok when you said kabuto i was like i guess, but damn you smacked the shit out of kabuto lol

Wait I always thought Kabuto wore the glasses later on due to his emotional attachment to them...... Guess I was wrong....

To be honest bouruto has so much power but all he does is whine about how his dad is never home. MY GUY HES THE HOKAGE!!!

Okay okay KIshimoto if it's possible to edit the manga and add one "filler chapter" in between the graduation of naruto to genin in which iruka tells everyone a story about kaguya and her lover and how she left for the moon. IT WOULD BE EPIC

Such a great point about Kabuto wearing glasses.

"Get outta here man, boruto's stupid." I just love the way you said this so much.

Kids that just started watching: wHy Is ItAcHi NoT oN tHiS?!?!?!

Is it wrong that this is my favorite swagkage video?

Ten Ten and white Zetsu had one job to explain the fights and abilities