For those who don’t know, the pomegranate one was actually about a young man named Paul Megranite and the lasting consequences that came about after he missed a milkshake date with the love of his life. It’s really quite the tale.

This man whooshed an entire audience

This was one of the funniest bits I’ve ever seen

You should have known people on the internet are know it alls

well yeah. You explained the story.

That's a perfect description, I'm feeling so much second hand embarrassment right now 😳

I- I felt that hard. One time I was at my friend’s lake house and her and her little brother were putting a tube in the water and they popped it. They then got yelled at and I felt bad because all I could do was sit there silently. They didn’t have a dog so instead I stared at their hermit crabs who were staring back at me.

I remember staying at my brother and his girlfriend's house just after they had a massive row and they barely spoke to each other for about the whole weekend...

@@oliviamiles6355 wait wait wait wait wait they had a hermit crab?

Means you have empathy, that’s a good thing.

Hey, guy 👋🏻 What are you doin here?

Oh hi, Danny

Oh it’s amanda

Danny? Why are you here?

Yo am I truley Greg

Me and my siblings have all had him. He was a really frequent sub, who ironically, was a reverend.

"SHUT THE HELL UP"

Someone on the bus said whoever threw that paper and the entire bus from 5th seat back replied your moms a hoe

@@golden_5823 God Damn that's amazing

Well hey now he said “your mom’s a hoe” we can’t do him dirty and change the quote

Ohhhhh… that makes way more since.

She’s an icon, I love no pomegranates lady

Ayy it’s Ghost Girl! I literally just came from watching your Bigfoot video haha

Omg Amanda!

Wow what an intro!

Ahhhh! Great videos

Sounds like a mental breakdown...

Hi Oli, lmao

Wait Oli?

Thought it would be so dumb and cheesey and I was wrong

He makes a pretty girl and handsome pomegranate ngl

Was gonna say the same thing, scott out did him self

Sounds like my type of teacher. 🖤

(×) doubt

Sounds like a try hard

He's right

But the people who I killed didn’t laugh

wow just wow that's very sad lol

@@Jocool1023 um not to be that person but LOL????

@@jamesvangoethem5738 lol

Yeah, people are so quick to jump on these teachers for being shitty...but I have much more experience with it being the other way around. When I was in high school, there were kids who were just so incredibly disrespectful to the teacher and absolutely never listened and seemed to make it their goal to make every teacher's life difficult. Yeah, some teachers are kind of shitty...but usually I've seen it the other way around. And we have absolutely no idea what it's like to deal with some of these more extreme cases of daily harassment from these students.

Yeah some students are cruel

Facts doe

😂😂

Everyone just knows everyone's number and address in these slice of life school shows.

The sad part is he waited at the milkshake bar and it was all just a tragic misunderstanding.

I had the same thought like, did you even give him a way to contact you? 😂

Oh that's bad

You guys must have sucked.

Paul?

@@e1c129 son?

that happened to my class but I was only in 5th grade, a kid accidentally sat on her boxes and broke them and when she saw it she walked out of the room crying and never came back

For real. Don't think he thought that threw before saying it

Miah I would have said, "EXCUSE ME?!"

That's because the teachers have been pushed to the brink, no pamphlet on how to handle students is going to stop them from going off at that point.

Reddit keeps recommending the teacher subreddit to me, and it sounds awful right now They're getting no support from admin, no support from parents, and the funding just getting thinner. I'm willing to bet the kids have just been when wearing their patience to a nub

And the Oscar goes to-

@@sams_not_here a struggling man

Do not speak that word! NO POMEGRANATES!

It’s actually a psychology class demo showing anger

@@myles5450 we know 😂

Thanks for being one of the good ones

Right?? My grandmother taught in public schools for over forty years and NEVER yelled at the kids like that

You seem like one of those cool teachers. When I get in high school, can you be my teacher, please?

For someone who deals with ignorant students and stupid questions, youd think these teachers would learn to deal with them or ignore them... guess not, though.

Same here. What's worse is that, comparatively speaking, these were the tame ones when you remember videos of older white ladies calling black students the n-word exist.

She was interested lol

hot damn

@@celticlord88no one is interested in his women beater son *-*

i never did unless if they made me

What psychopath never took their backpack off?

@@milk1472 A lot of people did this actually. I never really understood why but they did

@@unknown_rdr care to enlighten us why?

tbh I never took off my backpack because I was just ready to bolt the fuck out of there as soon as the bell rung. Anxiety wooo~

Want that but with kermit the frog

@@Wompwomp-w5p YES YES YES

@@Wompwomp-w5p yes

Not kickflip, false advertising. It’s an ollie (or ollie north). That was it for me, I need super accurate info or I’m out. Shame on Scott.

But I don’t think it’s for me

I don't know why this is so hilarious but I burst it out laughing

@@T.Maximus same

The hell is a supply teacher?

@Maddie-eu8xv because the English language is a diverse one, and not everyone uses the same vocabulary? In New England, we say “substitute”. If your intention was to cause me social pain, you failed. Honestly, why be so smarmy, though?

Dang

ayy weyy

Oh shi-

Dude I’m sure you are amazing and that teacher is rubbish don’t let them make you think you suck oh SND YOU WERE IN SECOND GRADE!? what da heckeronee

Damn I had a teacher who told us shit like this in kindergarden... apparently it was our fault she couldn't marry one of the guys from twilight

Exactly. Especially when it’s someone that sits near you 😬

@@theguy_222 Omg yeah and the your just sitting there like 😐

Oh yeah i hate it when the kid behind me is being shouted at because i always think that the teacher is yelling at me when they make eye contact with me for 1 millisecond

Wait, wat? Teachers get mad at other people? It wasn't just me and my adhd?

@@machematix Lol

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😂😭

Poor u

U sure?

Was she always like that where she acts like its the student's fault if they don't know what to do?

@@cartersmith9842 yeah but not this badly, I took her class 2 years ago, so this happened probably before I was in middle school.

Sadge

Your pfp is also horrifying

@Momoko Duval lmao 😂

Especially when it's a woman built like Mike Wisoski (idfk how to spell his name lol)

I believe she was wrong for that 100% but did you see how that boy was about to beat her up until his friend stopped him. I think both went WAY to far

Ya it sucks but they know they can make a point if they use a kid who won’t check them

Yeah but he didn’t ask.

@@rhodopisdenile8977 maybe, he forgot?

Are you secretly Paul trying to defend yourself

@@mohamednur1743 Then he shouldn’t have suggested him picking her up

I mean….

I like to think he realized the first time how it sounded and then continued to creep everyone out.

*_give my dad your email_*

especially in front of a bunch of immature kids lmao ???

Hes arguing with literal children so I think you might be asking for a little too much for him to use his brain lol

Im pretty sure its like an acting class.

I had a fantastic teacher in my middle school years. She took me and my friend (at the time) out to this break room. And she said, and I quote: Sometimes you guys are great, but sometimes you are also a fuck fest to deal with". Funniest shit

And for parents

This video feels like when you're at your friends house and their parents are yelling at them so you sit there and pet their dog. I feel like I'm not supposed to be watching this 😂😂😂

@@sheliabutler334 that do be stolen though

Hes gotta be that big to fight off his dads sexual advances 😂

No way heather duke from the hit musical "Heathers:The Musical"

@@staceyfoster830based off the 1988 hit movie heathers 😱

Wow I felt this in my core.

@@ACGamer123 i fel this in my inner core

@@thebox4503 I felt this in my heart

@@thebox4503 I felt that in my liquid outer core

@@ACGamer123 i felt this in my mantle

Seeing the amount of crap stupid kids put through teachers, I'm surprised anyone wants to teach anything above elementary. These parents never believe the teachers when they tell them their child misbehaves in class and doesn't do anything. These kids know they have total immunity. I've seen kids make teachers straight up go into depression, and cry in the middle of class. But of course those stupid kids won't film that on their phones...

And everybody clapped

as in, adults are also depressed? Some teachers really don't have self control, but I think it's really stupid that kids get a free pass. Having a teacher as my dad in junior high, and thus hearing more about what my teachers dealt with... Some kids just made their life hell. Parents are letting the internet and these teachers raise their kids, and act oh so protective when the teacher says they're not good students. They've ruined the lives of some of the teachers I've had. Being a good teacher, in my book, has as high of honor as being a good parent. Life can be dangerous for teachers these days, and really just people in any workplace. You make an enemy of someone, and all they have to do is accuse you of a harmful act, and it can ruin your life. My dad has security cameras in his classrooms, not because he's afraid of someone stealing equipment from the woodshop or computer lab, but because if a stupid kid tries to make his life hell, he can bring up the footage and prove his innocence.

Dealing with children is really a job that should have more mental health support, it isnt only stressful imagine the amount of responsibility on a teacher's back

@@talic-os5899 I'll have to agree on this one. I honestly feel that it's unfortunate on both the children and the teachers

When I saw this comment a teacher in the video said I hate you

@@WasatchWind teachers are not completely innocent either. School stresses teachers and students out. The American school system has a lot of problems

Most of the art teachers in my school are really chill

Art teachers are really chill or really bad. No inbetween

My art teacher in sixth grade was amazingly good. Guess I got lucky.

@@BapGap bro same

Our swimming coach married a student haha

He basically just did

YES

Paul McGranite

@@mr.moviemafia sounds like a country music star

@@crazysilly2914 Oh my god so true

I thought his name was Pom

In his defense he didn't get her address.

Me 100%!

My heart rate while watching this video 🔼↪️➡️↗️↖️⤵️🔽🔀⤵️🔁↩️↗️↪️⤵️🔃🔽↕️🔄↕️➡️↖️🔽🔀🔼⤵️🔽

I need contextttt

Very

What do you do?

@@DirtyPrancing High school History

@@lordburgendy6108 same here. The best thing to do is not engage, and keep as calm as you can. You can always get upset later. I have honestly been brought to tears by kids before 😢

And don't have a seizure over pomegranates right?

Yelling isn't ok but I get what he means - my teachers do that sometimes like so that we understand it first

Was he high?

was he professor snape? (pls tell me someone gets the reference 😅)

@@kadylynch5110 I was just about to comment this!

Bruh what if she just pulled out a gun?

@@zayscoastin huh??

I think every child wants to be that kind of person

did he go out to get milk and never came back?

@Subi No it was the mail

My dad just told me that he hated me n that my mom gave shitty head (w.e that means) n then he left

🙁

@@crazysilly2914 still don't get it

I read she was a developmental psychology professor. mashable.com/2017/10/13/professor-goes-on-pomegranates-rant/

Your story breaks my heart. Fifth graders? What the hell. I hope a parent caught on to her bs and reported her.

I remember in 4th grade, my teacher would be so disappointed that she would make one of us teach the class while she left the classroom

Reminds me so much of my fifth grade teacher! She would constantly threaten to bring in rubber hoses to hit us with and tell us she was going to make us wear shock collars. Some real batshit crazy stuff. The thing is that we were the advanced class so everyone was really well behaved. She was constantly belittling us, threatening us, screaming at us it was awful. We had parents demand their kids be removed and report her but she had tenure and was retiring after the next year so the school didn't do anything.

@@Codo_Lyoko I mean, what did the kids who got sent out do? Like, did they just get a question wrong or did they do something worse? Cuz my teachers sent kids out who went a little too far (Like people who threw chairs and books around the class during a tantrum and kids who were just being a nuisance to the rest of the class/ teachers) and have a talk with them about why what they did was bad or shout at them if they were bad enough.

@@h.thumbsthomas5479 what the actual hell? She was gonna retire the next damn YEAR why didn't they just let her go early. Jebus-

R.I.P

And even if you DIDN'T have anxiety, ya sure do now..

69 likes, nice

WHO THE FUCK SAID SUGAR GAY

@@nothingtoseehere5606 WHO SAID THAT SHIT? I WILL BEAT YOUR FUCK.

@@shibuya4189 lol

honestly i just want to know where he heard those phrases used in a context that makes him think they’re appropriate here.....

@@mea2429 it's a cody ko joke

I have a teacher that does that. He's never mad at us, he's just loud.

Yo my Earth Science teacher is like that.

I had one that would hit his ruler on the desks to get our attention or wake up a student. Never violent, he was funny and let us play games in class if we finished the lesson early or did well on our quizzes.

I had a French teacher who when people said a French number wrong, he’d hit the kid with his ruler that many times.

They don't know what's going on

simp

It’s a shame that you stood Scott up on that milkshake date then huh

My damn Biology teacher was the same way this year I don’t understand something he belittled me I quit that class in November

My 6th-7th grade Social Studies teacher in a nutshell (yes, I had the same teacher for two grades).

I had a teacher in high school who would make you feel dumb for asking questions and call you out for not filling in answers on the homework if you were confused and she wondered why everyone failed her class, I think that is the only class I ever failed in high school because I was too scared to ask questions

Wow. That literally makes me sick. That’s awful.

no

@@LunarxShadows yes

lmaooooo why did i agree

A very similar scenario happened to me in ART. I was typically the quiet kid who got super loud and goofy when around people I was comfortable with and shared too much information. Most teachers liked me(they didn't LOVE me though cus I was(and *am*) lazy and lacking any work ethic.) this arr teacher though, she fucking HATED my work ethic. Like she would get so mad at me and blame me for taking longer than other classmates to do an assignment, meanwhile she's over here shooting down all my ideas and not letting me paint/draw what I enjoy(as all good art teachers do of course 🤪). I also needed silence to be able to focus, and with every single student in the class including my hilarious table mates talking, I never get anything done. So I started bringing earbuds and listening to music to tune everyone out(which was allowed by said art teacher). I had a problem also with being distracted by certain songs as well. Either they stopped me from work entirely or I would be sitting there trying to pain but constantly replaying three lyrics from a song I wasn't even listening to over and over. So I often changed the songs around all the time. But I got more work down than before. My art teacher however, interpreted this as "me being on my phone all the time.". She would call me up to her desk in the middle of class, to tell me to stop using my phone. I would let her know I was just picking music, and she'd send me off again. Somehow, that escalated, I guess she no longer was okay with me picking songs, so she started calling me out, THROUGH the classroom. I'd be chilling, doing work and go to change a song, and suddenly she's fucking calling me out across the classroom as I'm literally on the opposite end to tell me to get off my phone, while my friend who sat beside me almost NEVER got off their phone(but they were a naturally good artist and had a way better work ethic so the teacher just fucking loved them and it just made them exempt of anything bad). Of course, her constant berating and the students always talking and the songs never being right and never being able to fully express myself in my art really bubbled over on a good day. I became unbelievably stressed while taking that class. One day, when everyone is leaving, she singles me out again, and tells me to wait. God that was embarrassing. Finally when everyones gone, she starts complaining about my phone usage again. THEN, she gives me an ULTIMATUM. If I don't hand in my phone to her before every class, she will revoke phone privileges from the entire class. THE ENTIRE CLASS GETS THEIR PHONES TAKE AWAY "by me". She literally said that to a 15-16 year old girl. It make some livid to this day. Of course I'm gunna hand in my phone, I'm sure you understand VERY WELL the fucking ridicule and daggers you'd get from classmates. As an anxiety ridden teen, it scared the daylights out of me. Despite how much I HATED being in the teachers class, they really helped me out of a tough spot senior year. I just wish they would fucking reel in their scare tactics. Shit like that can follow a kid. So I'm with ya when you say you don't understand why a teacher would do that AND pick such an intense punishment. Like it's basically like "be bullied or obey me". It's crazy. Sorry this was super long, I get ranty when I think about this freakin' teacher. Grinds my gears to this day and it's been a few years. Hope yer doing okay though and not lettin' that experience run your life. That shit is hard to forget, so we'll just walk over it and leave it behind lmao. Power to ya!

I feel like when teachers do that you need to tell the principal but some principals suck and they will be like they can do that and what do you do then?

Honestly, some adults are the worst even though they're supposed to be wise and mature

@@Emu19 tf is wrong with that teacher? i hope she got fired

If that’s the worst that’s happened to you, you’re lucky AF

I got a bit emotional too lol 🙃

Bruhhhh same

She probably had something going in her life that made her so frustrated.

‘H O L U P’ [€*=*€]

Ah, Ableism.

Same story at my ELEMENTARY school except the kid fell asleep and she pulled his chair out from under him and he hit his head. Also she wasn’t fired.

A substitute teacher did that to me in 1st grade. From what I remember she was a bit psychotic

WHAT THE

I feel ur pain

Truly Greg!

Here’s a solution: buy another device and set Danny’s video up on one and Scott‘s on the other and watch em at the same time. Thank me later.