Conan Takes Jordan Schlansky To Couples Counseling | CONAN on TBS
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9 жыл бұрынJordan is engaged to be married, and Conan wants to be sure he's ready for such a big step in his relationship.
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@evanscott146 5 жыл бұрын
Jordan Schlansky answers every question as if he's trying to fool a polygraph test.
@taylordrn3871 5 жыл бұрын
nice one 😁
@badazzmaro 5 жыл бұрын
Evan Scott I doubt he has to try haha
@tristanvanniel3502 4 жыл бұрын
He probably can
@cascas1478 4 жыл бұрын
so right....
@cleanslate3530 4 жыл бұрын
He is deeply emotional man.
@thirsteahowlduh3rddope_smo402 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan's wife: what other women have u been with Jordan: various
@boz927 4 жыл бұрын
Epic reference
@danilyevh.2712 3 жыл бұрын
@phosphorescent wave they havs various responsbilities that only the ones need to know, already knows.
@kawingchuirua 3 жыл бұрын
Various kinds
@jordanpark9887 3 жыл бұрын
Assorted
@raftlack4326 3 жыл бұрын
Wife: What did you do with them? Jordan: Various tasks
@lrp5438 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm a deeply emotional man" *Staring unemotionally*
@TheGenerator26 3 жыл бұрын
Mood
@reycesarcarino4653 3 жыл бұрын
He said calmly
@OLBastholm 3 жыл бұрын
@@reycesarcarino4653 I got that reference, Professor!
@David-tq8ok 2 жыл бұрын
legend
@lisa438321 2 жыл бұрын
Robots don’t have emotions. Does…not…compute
@lumpheadthump 3 жыл бұрын
“I can be moved to tears by the sun on my face”. Jordan is definitely a robot saying things he thinks humans say.
@maskahleo 2 жыл бұрын
trying to pass the turing test
@dreamer2260 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, he's being genuine there. People who aren't particularly sensitive don't understand. Rather, refuse to understand.
@paperwall4364 Жыл бұрын
@@dreamer2260 that's something a robot would say
@dreamer2260 Жыл бұрын
@@paperwall4364 Nah. The opposite in fact.
@TomaszJegorow Жыл бұрын
@@cholericimp1358 Okay "ad personam" guy..
@MP-in4or 4 жыл бұрын
I just realized that Jordan never looks at Conan because he would just lose it. There is no way he could keep a straight face with the things that come out of his mouth
@newyork1149 4 жыл бұрын
That's the key!!! It's so stupid , but truly funny ... He diverts his eyes and has a verbose explanation
@jessicasanchez2406 4 жыл бұрын
I think it’s because he’s on the spectrum
@newyork1149 4 жыл бұрын
Spectrum of Auuuw...some!!!!
@newyork1149 4 жыл бұрын
*Auuuuw...sometism
@TheJimLahey 4 жыл бұрын
No that's not it. He seems to be on the autism spectrum so I guess he does not feel comfortable watching people straight into eyes. He does this with many other people on these remotes, not just Conan. You guys really don't get that this is not an act?
@whitewool1589 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan’s Wife: Can we have food? It’s been almost a month.. Jordan: *Stares*
@dominicktorres4836 4 жыл бұрын
WhiteWool tries 1,000 subsirbs with 1 video There are various household duties that need to be attended to with products that are obtained through monetary transactions which unfortunately leaves us in a position where we can not afford nourishment.
@stellakarlsson2326 4 жыл бұрын
News News Luv you
@rayh.8456 3 жыл бұрын
I read the first part in Conan's voice 😂
@user-vc5rp7nf8f 3 жыл бұрын
jordan needs a firmware update which includes an emoticon package
@jordanschlansky4093 3 жыл бұрын
Jordan: It is only natural for primates to experience hunger on a regular basis.
@chrissaia489 3 жыл бұрын
The way he says “it’s not righttttt Jordan at 5:41” has me literally dying laughing right now
@1991TomServo 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Carl Wheezer from Jimmy Neutron :P
@kameo_kid 2 жыл бұрын
I lol’d so hard on “It’s not right Jor-dan…”
@georgedominguez4933 2 жыл бұрын
Are you literally dead now?
@dejayrezme8617 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that "It's not right!" embedded itself in my mind haha. It's the perfect expression for when you oppose something on purely irrational feelings :D
@jblue705 2 жыл бұрын
@@georgedominguez4933 lol, I hope he isn’t 😁
@junhongskungfuclub2804 2 жыл бұрын
"I want you to identify the feeling." "HOT" Lmfao💀💀💀
@ocsmichaelanthony 4 жыл бұрын
I demand a sitcom where Conan plays Jordan's depressed wife.
@TeacherDanPotato 4 жыл бұрын
Let's make this happen. Please, we need this!
@jokerjunior8598 4 жыл бұрын
Shhh, be quiet before an actual bad sitcom producer sees this. We must tell RP Emma.
@spdadventurer1754 4 жыл бұрын
great idea
@SchlichteToven 4 жыл бұрын
I would definitely watch that.
@mariagalluzzi69 4 жыл бұрын
Yes but he must be wearing that scarf around his neck!!
@gpoop23 9 жыл бұрын
Jordan's ability to almost always keep a straight face no matter what shenanigans Conan is up to is impressive.
@BreakDown1996 9 жыл бұрын
8:47
@gpoop23 9 жыл бұрын
BreakDown1996 "almost always"
@twilightheaven11 9 жыл бұрын
rekt
@mw2isepic1 9 жыл бұрын
:|
@bryceniemann7823 9 жыл бұрын
Robots don't have human emotion.
@jimmyreynolds1234 3 жыл бұрын
The part where he talks with the alien overlord killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@landomt8138 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Conan brings Jordan to couples therapy to work on a relationship with someone who isn’t there lol
@sebrys6845 5 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "i'm a deeply emotional man '_' " 😂😂😂
@CyberDog4304 4 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Reyes I read this as soon as I heard it lmaooo
@EG-uu3kr 4 жыл бұрын
No one cares when you lost it
@felixcruzjr3881 4 жыл бұрын
@@EG-uu3kr no one cares about you
@talynator3745 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it at 0:00
@dravyn4124 3 жыл бұрын
I cry when the sun is warm on my face.
@julliank15 5 жыл бұрын
"The female unit is suspicious of me" .... Lmmfao
@pknv3 4 жыл бұрын
That is just a max level lmao, that's the first time I see one of these
@BigShastaKen 4 жыл бұрын
Watching at 2:30 in the morning because I can't sleep and it was so hard to laugh quietly at that moment...hilarious!
@miq482 4 жыл бұрын
HhMmmMMMmMmm PROCEED AS PLANNED. THE INVASION BEGINS TOMORROW
@zonefitzgerald 4 жыл бұрын
@@miq482 I totally lost it at this point! Conan came up with that ONTHESPOT - genius! :-)
@heroryan7859 4 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@avrellflagg310 Жыл бұрын
No matter how miserable I feel, this clip right here always makes me bit happier.
@belltolls1984 Жыл бұрын
Same!
@frankcasarelli9140 Жыл бұрын
lol me too
@Bubba603 11 ай бұрын
Conan brings joy to my life lol
@mikecronis 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Jordan is trying desperately to stay in character. He almost lost it several times.
@gamegoof Жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Z7Gohrp8p6_TgYU.html
@sloppyjoes7 Жыл бұрын
He isn't a character. Seriously, why don't people get this?
@diablotry5154 Жыл бұрын
@@sloppyjoes7 his on screen persona is definitely not identical to his off screen personality dude
@thecatinthehatifyoudidntkn5096 Жыл бұрын
@@sloppyjoes7 it’s exaggerated, he probably is monotone and stoic, it seems like it’s an inside joke that they exaggerate and put into skits, he nearly breaks a few times in this, and is flat out laughing in others
@Proghead88 Жыл бұрын
@@thecatinthehatifyoudidntkn5096 I can attest to this. I'm sort of that way with my friends since I can be very social at times but also very analytical and technical, or unemotional/stoic on a dime. I also have a sense of humor and don't mind playing into people's stereotypes of me for fun at times, (as long as it is not malicious) since I've become more comfortable with myself over time. I think this is a very natural chemistry they have that is very easy to exaggerate.
@pollockdonald 9 жыл бұрын
conan is by far the funniest talk show host
@ziggidzack 9 жыл бұрын
yup.
@MildMFoxen 9 жыл бұрын
klyn kite Thank you for the info buddy
@Jungied 9 жыл бұрын
xXLikeAFoXx yu very wlcm.
@princeofdarknessxyz1 9 жыл бұрын
and Jay Leno
@Jungied 9 жыл бұрын
I've watched it three times so far. Okay, I'll come back from the work and watch some more. lol
@pissedoffpanda9823 5 жыл бұрын
Jordan has the best pokerface in the world. Also an amazing actor.
@frizzttymto 4 жыл бұрын
Not an actor
@fagbag9553 4 жыл бұрын
@@frizzttymto yes he is
@Alex-ih9lc 4 жыл бұрын
Pass Datass Calm down
@Alex-ih9lc 4 жыл бұрын
Pass Datass Might wanna verify who was on edge, you’re crying in almost all of these comment threads. Are you another half-hearted actor who thinks they didn’t get recognized?
@Alex-ih9lc 4 жыл бұрын
Pass Datass I’m actually confused as to why you’re claiming that I’m whining, when you’re in literally every comment thread that mentions Jordan’s “act” as being his actual character. Talk about a contradiction.
@Lizzie-ve7kt 10 ай бұрын
Conan was absolutely brilliant as Emma. Something about it being just him but wearing a woman’s scarf and having a full-on breakdown is legit one of the funniest things ever. He was so good and playing a woman who has a crush on Conan O’Brien.
@sublimechimp 20 күн бұрын
He’s a god!
@sublimechimp 20 күн бұрын
All women think so
@amanpanda4497 3 жыл бұрын
Jordan is suppressing his laugh, he almost burst out laughing when conan switched roles.
@beatsandpraise 8 жыл бұрын
We need to meet Emma
@boomsoundeffect 8 жыл бұрын
+Colton Rhodes wat?
@RK-je9nc 7 жыл бұрын
Same as Jordon then.
@robbieclark7828 7 жыл бұрын
+Colton Rhodes made in Italy
@piercecathey5481 7 жыл бұрын
Emma is a self grooming utensil
@LoneRebelX 7 жыл бұрын
and find out she looks just like Conan ;-p
@megaphish 5 жыл бұрын
I like how Conan clearly does the therapist's job for her.
@markkrause3028 5 жыл бұрын
Thats the way it usually works! The therapist takes fake notes and looks at their calander to schedule you in for the next weeks $150... 45 minute session.. (The therapist needs time for a smoke or potty break every hour) The client basically solves their own problem.. ...a good book would solve most garden variety normative problems. But humans need a coach to guide them through the experience. They want to know if they have lethal tendencies interacting with other humans....or if its too many scary movie fantasies?🎃🌚👮
@BigShastaKen 4 жыл бұрын
@DoWhatIWant You're not to keen on punctuation these days, are you? There are these cool dots that break strings of words into sentences. There's one right there and there will be another one at the end of this thought. You should try it. (Oh, another one.). They're everywhere.
@sharpendesign6604 4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations, you sir figured out what a therapist does, they don't do anything during the session they just listen to the bullcrap the patients say XD
@trickytreyperfected1482 4 жыл бұрын
That's why friends are the best therapists. They're free and you have an unspoken pact to help them back if they need it.
@jakesmith2855 4 жыл бұрын
Jason fr
@jamescliff8038 3 жыл бұрын
Jordan is a mastermind at keeping a straight face😂 I know he breaks sometimes but it’s crazy how good of an actor he is
@kaelsalvz312 Жыл бұрын
Actually I think that is just him. That's how he acts in real life.
@ctrainbeats Жыл бұрын
@@kaelsalvz312 thats the bit lol - him and conan are good friends
@_CoconutCocoa Жыл бұрын
@@ctrainbeats there was an interview with him where he said he ramps his normal self to 150%. So he's acting a little bit just to make him seem more robotic lol I love it. Nothing better than these two together
@ctrainbeats Жыл бұрын
@@_CoconutCocoa haha thats awesome. i wish i could meed conan one day, he respects everyone in his staff so much and id say top 3 funniest humans in my lifetime - love you conan :D
@jjgreen5206 6 ай бұрын
He boring
@freestylefreak1818 5 ай бұрын
8:46 Seeing Jordan finally smile during one of these skits is AMAZING! I've seen every skit of him & Conan, and for some reason it's so fulfilling to see him finally break!
@connormurphy266 6 жыл бұрын
"You should experience the climate as it is meant to be experienced" lmao
@nazdardashti5791 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha 😂😂😂
@80PercentAshamedOfU 5 жыл бұрын
That sounded exactly like what he would say 😂
@jojob.9689 5 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo the best part!! And then Conan pretending to talk to the mothership or whatever was just absolutely hilarious too!! And yes, that was definitely something that Jordan would have said. Conan has him down pact lol.
@keep7smiling 5 жыл бұрын
Fml, that is something I actually have said in the past.
@bernlin2000 5 жыл бұрын
He got Jordan to smile there a bit...pretty dead-on impression of Jordan's style :-P
@falloutgirl902 4 жыл бұрын
“It’s not right Jord-an. It’s not riiiight” 😂😂😂😂😂
@veggiesaremurder 4 жыл бұрын
I loved his cadence at that part. It cracks me up every time. 😂
@nickz5849 4 жыл бұрын
Really does sound like some hysterical menopausal woman 😂😂😂 JOR-DAAAN ITS NOT RIIIIGHT
@ricardopanganiban7360 4 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite part too🤣
@trickytreyperfected1482 4 жыл бұрын
@@nickz5849 "menopausal woman"? I didn't know they had a specific sound.
@nickz5849 4 жыл бұрын
@@trickytreyperfected1482 Yup they do. Typically attributed to high pitch whiney annoying mannerisms. They cant help it though theyre slaves to their hormones
@waifuneal 3 жыл бұрын
His relationship with him is like Michael Scott and Toby flenderson
@jasonfischer8946 3 жыл бұрын
NOOOO!!!!! OH GOD PLEASE NOOOO!!!!!
@taruemilia9335 3 жыл бұрын
Now I can’t unsee it... thanks
@alanperez7657 2 жыл бұрын
Most overrated show ever
@jasonfischer8946 2 жыл бұрын
@@alanperez7657 As Michael Scott said to Angela, nobody cares.
@checkle1 2 жыл бұрын
@@alanperez7657 oooo he's soo edgyyy with his counter culture views. drool.
@KevinMcAssaler Жыл бұрын
The role-playing portion really shows the comedic genius of Conan. A completely one sided conversation with an AI and he pulls all of that out.
@robromeo3857 9 жыл бұрын
I could watch Conan impersonate the alien inside Jordan's body all day long. "MMMMM PROCEED AS PLANNED" is iconic.
@clairdecat7630 9 жыл бұрын
***** yeesssssss
@u8sumthinbad 9 жыл бұрын
***** almost spit my coffee out when he did that. LMAO!!!
@Tari1990able 9 жыл бұрын
***** UNACCEPTABLE!!
@clairdecat7630 9 жыл бұрын
Buhlebenkosi Chinhara haha YESS
@manchine4313 9 жыл бұрын
***** Reminds me of Coneheads
@micahlingle1060 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine how weird it is for Conan to make these jokes with no one laughing there in person
@jeremyc9593 4 жыл бұрын
It makes it even funnier for us, much like when he and Sona went to that matchmaking place in Armenia.
@leilanilopez3787 3 жыл бұрын
he’s a brave man
@micahlingle1060 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeremyc9593 it's on my watch later i'll get around to it soon
@visveshvenkatesan1743 3 жыл бұрын
@@micahlingle1060 did u watch it
@micahlingle1060 3 жыл бұрын
@@visveshvenkatesan1743 one of these days
@brettoday6480 3 жыл бұрын
I never knew Conan to be this funny,, had me rolling the whole time watching. His other skits with coworkers were equally funny, and such a kick to watch
@bansheeofinisheerin Жыл бұрын
Where have you been the last 30 years
@dr.nightmare2799 Жыл бұрын
Welcome on board. 🤣
@SuperSaywhaaaat 6 ай бұрын
"Such a kick"? lol Nice try, Conan.
@kayhan4395 2 жыл бұрын
Conan should win an award for this particular sketch. Had me dying for 9 minutes straight
@adammcdowell7652 8 жыл бұрын
At 8:45 Jordan actually smiled holy shit
@thunder9585 8 жыл бұрын
+Adam Mcdowell error in his circuit...dont worry bout it
@Amethyst2042 8 жыл бұрын
+Ataru Kawahara lmao
@thefatman69dude 8 жыл бұрын
It's a character he puts on. He laughed and broke character for a split second but Jordan isn't usually that flat. I'm sure he's pretending. What's shocking is that he's so good at it.
@jacks1478 8 жыл бұрын
Man I wanna like this twice one for the comment one for the foos pic
@Ronskutin 8 жыл бұрын
+Adam Mcdowell Its just bug in his operating system, he upgrade windows 10 too soon.
@andromedaiscoming185 9 жыл бұрын
"I can be moved to tears by the warm sunlight on my face." -Jordan Schlansky
@NealX 9 жыл бұрын
"May I borrow your earpiece? THIS IS JORDAN, RAINBOWS MAKE ME CRY!"
@Itsover9000napa 9 жыл бұрын
Hey Neal x yerh
@albertpen1508 2 жыл бұрын
this is just conans way to invite himself into the wedding, god what id give for the footage
@MayLily Жыл бұрын
All of these remotes with Jordan should've gotten Conan all the awards- simply brilliant comedy. I'm not sure how scripted these skits are, but I'm sure that Conan is great at improv. No other talk show host is as quick-witted in comedic bits as Conan.
@Turbo-vo6hh 4 жыл бұрын
the way jordan just stares at conan made me laugh so hard 😂
@honesttitles2466 4 жыл бұрын
Turbo he real dude but the way he talks is made up
@dv9239 4 жыл бұрын
@@honesttitles2466 the way he talks is real but he is made up
@user-vc5rp7nf8f 4 жыл бұрын
lol when he didn't remove his hand from conan's waist
@timmatthews1604 2 жыл бұрын
It’s because if he tries to say anything or even open his mouth he will lose it
@prof.scheere6933 2 жыл бұрын
Is he a real person or just acting?
@dougthemoleman 8 жыл бұрын
Jordan has an incredible deadpan. Either that or he's so used to Conan at this point it's not as hard to remain unfazed.
@wizard0313 8 жыл бұрын
+mackeymkay You could see him sometimes trying not to laugh a little. He is one hell of an actor!
@CholoPontolo 8 жыл бұрын
+Wizard 03 At 8:45 and 9:15
@Mdriver1981 8 жыл бұрын
+mackeymkay, he was on Reddit and insists that none of it is an act.
@ponder2006 8 жыл бұрын
+Wizard 03 He is not acting.
@poaoestrakani4873 8 жыл бұрын
+mackeymkay I have only seen him smile once
@loganlabbe9767 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Jordan is like 85% a real person and the remaining 15% is how he can find humor in himself and act a bit
@bangmuk3229 3 жыл бұрын
I imagine Emma laughing her butt off to this (if she isn't a robot that is )
@morrishellgrn 4 жыл бұрын
I bet that Jordan comes home everyday, dies of all the laughter he contained around Conan and then an alien and or robot replaces him
@trickytreyperfected1482 4 жыл бұрын
@Austino Brown We got a badass over here
@ramblomaticrabblerouser 4 жыл бұрын
this comment is absolutely genius lmfao
@KingBatiatus 4 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up just to get it to 667.
@Ben-gh8pz 3 жыл бұрын
@Austin speak more sentences.
@abhinavsharma5935 3 жыл бұрын
@Austin speak sense
@Owek 7 жыл бұрын
some day he will kill conan
@bartreonacre7884 7 жыл бұрын
And it will be magnificent
@aly2833 7 жыл бұрын
Propably freeze him to death by cranking up the air conditioning
@aly2833 7 жыл бұрын
Propably freeze him to death by cranking up the air conditioning
@FacheChanteDeux 7 жыл бұрын
He will drown him in Italian espresso.
@Tona-Omar 7 жыл бұрын
He'll perform various duties on his body
@Glum1964 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing Jordan finally break character and grin was the single greatest enjoyment of my life.
@myy1008 Жыл бұрын
that's sad.
@Landonomous 5 ай бұрын
@@myy1008hahaha
@Kaminoextragalactic 3 жыл бұрын
I lost it at “you walk into a closet and push buttons talking in an Alien voice “
@nesatzuke 7 жыл бұрын
The most beautiful smiles always come from those who rarely smile.
@nesatzuke 7 жыл бұрын
Jose Carlo Capriles No.
@rocketlaunch99 7 жыл бұрын
I rarely smile because I have a crooked smile.
@veronica-fp7cz 7 жыл бұрын
I know right! It was nice to Jordan smile for once.
@jayak8217 6 жыл бұрын
True
@doublea.a2914 6 жыл бұрын
Doraemon
@aarr1913 4 жыл бұрын
I know Jordan, at some level, is playing a character as “Jordan” but I feel like Conan tries to do everything in his power to break his character and make him laugh mid sentence
@JohnDoe-vr3ey 3 жыл бұрын
He only adds an extra 10% to it so not really playing a character
@deliafernandes2639 3 жыл бұрын
Wow really?
@yourvirtualdad 3 жыл бұрын
yeah he adds like an extra 5 or 10% for the humour/to play along but it's not a character
@standinsilence 3 жыл бұрын
Where did you find this out?
@Lobcastcoke 3 жыл бұрын
@@standinsilence they did a Q and A on KZfaq behind the scenes
@wendylederer367 2 жыл бұрын
I have been binge watching Conan and Jordan. I can't get enough of these two! They need to have their own sitcom a modern day odd couple.
@zay1025 Жыл бұрын
oversaturation would ruin it the allure of it.. the fact that we only have a hand fill of remotes of these 2, is what adds to it.
@vincemwenyewe4569 3 жыл бұрын
"I can be moved to tears by warm sunlight on my face" Jordan is a damn poet😂🙌🏽
@neelscooldude1 5 жыл бұрын
Conan is truly a legendary comedian. His timing is perfect
@roccobayne2196 5 жыл бұрын
That's not emotions, that's the sun irritating your eyes. I think what moves you to tears is when you go into CVS for the new body-groomer and see an empty shelf.
@kelvinburigo2430 5 жыл бұрын
Very intelligent.
@tallswede80 4 жыл бұрын
i have witnessed conan lick jordan's forehead at least twice.
@daganrose4427 4 жыл бұрын
Well you don’t go to Harvard for nothing
@Sponsorship4u2 4 жыл бұрын
@@roccobayne2196 Hilarious
@jesusdamian1874 5 жыл бұрын
I really believe that Jordan is real and it’s not just a character. But, every time he cracks a smile, I can’t help but think that that is his actual self breaking.
@popopoop360 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus Damian they are not skits lol
@lemon267 5 жыл бұрын
Popo Poop most of them are
@victorean2554 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus Damian You should see the behind the scenes he breaks character a lot. They just edit the scenes really well.
@proserfina21096 5 жыл бұрын
if u all think he is all that we've seen here, then you havent been paying attention.
@truthiseverything9511 5 жыл бұрын
I dated an Austrian who behaved this way, it's real. That moment at 8:44 was an actual breakthrough.
@chuckmoser8125 2 жыл бұрын
Holy s**t that was funny! Conan is a criminally underrated comedian. I haven’t belly laughed like that in a long time.
@lawrence142002 8 ай бұрын
I was honestly impressed at how long Jordan maintained eye contact without breaking.
@bhambabean1192 4 жыл бұрын
Conan laughing at his own jokes kills me every time
@-Teague- Жыл бұрын
He does it especially in the Jordan ones it's hilarious
@Pereux0 5 ай бұрын
Who else is going to laugh at them?
@ronaldinho4eva1 5 ай бұрын
@@Pereux0 Why are you on a Conan video if you don't think he's funny?
@mrhandsss 4 ай бұрын
@@Pereux0me
@philster6383 3 ай бұрын
EVERYONE you low life@@Pereux0
@reece1929 5 жыл бұрын
How in the world is the therapist not laughing?! I'm at work with tears in my eyes! 😂🤣
@TheVesylum 4 жыл бұрын
Editing
@mrblaoblao6981 4 жыл бұрын
clearly edited out
@Pred0 4 жыл бұрын
Its her job
@donparker5349 4 жыл бұрын
Therapists are never fazed by anything.
@mot00rzysta 4 жыл бұрын
She was paid too much not to. Also, she is not human.
@songohan4051 2 жыл бұрын
07:34 one of the funniest impersonations on tv ever when he talks with the alien "lord"
@Mynameistyshawn 7 ай бұрын
You KNOW the counselor was cracking up!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@Pendragonthegreat 4 жыл бұрын
Conan loved being the wife way too much 😂😂 @3:20
@blod9862 3 жыл бұрын
👀 *whispers* Somebody write a fanfic
@fugui2222 3 жыл бұрын
thats what we women respond to
@jsk0799 6 жыл бұрын
Lol conan can win an oscar playing a wife
@eesadraws8494 5 жыл бұрын
Is this jesser
@jazzmusicfan 5 жыл бұрын
In a Mexican telenovela, maybe. LMAO 😂
@ianpalma8168 5 жыл бұрын
Glenn Close is shooketh.
@sarakjohny1122 5 жыл бұрын
With his special scarf tat suddenly allows him to become a women
@Dante-uk8pr 5 жыл бұрын
Of course! Have you seen his acting in The Notebook 2?
@grammardynamite9764 2 жыл бұрын
"Emma" "You're marrying a woman?"
@rhythmdroid 3 жыл бұрын
Jordan's deadpan face is GOD LEVEL
@jbmp1390 8 жыл бұрын
Conan is the best late night host out of all who have ever done it. No one comes close to his level of wit and his improv skills are just so amazing. I don't see how anyone could even compare him to someone like jimmy kimmel or fallon. He just blows everyone else away.
@yamamoto8921 8 жыл бұрын
i agree...
@BlowT0rch 8 жыл бұрын
Craig ferguson is witty and funny as hell aswell but only with the opposite gender kind of like how russell brand is, Conan however is beyond them both by miles comedy wise in my opinion.
@micco35 8 жыл бұрын
I really like Conan, but i have to give number 1 to Craig ferguson as well, that guy is brilliant.
@kareemhorani2821 8 жыл бұрын
I agree but Jimmy kammel got 8 million subscribers conan got 4 million
@nahidparvez 7 жыл бұрын
+champs sports Total KZfaq view count for AC/DC or Queen is far less than Bieber; but does it mean Bieber is a better singer ? No.
@plasmichoneytrip 7 жыл бұрын
Scripted or not, Jordan Schlansky is one of the best things to happen in the Conan show.
@qzoh5336 6 жыл бұрын
Ricca Shaps indeed
@Joshua-ev9uw 6 жыл бұрын
I don't watch the show. I just watch these clips with this Jordan fellow
@Dave-xb3xe 6 жыл бұрын
Wikibear was great too.
@ashwinthirumurthy1940 6 жыл бұрын
Joshua Watkins me too
@bento8 3 жыл бұрын
This is clearly one of the best Conan performances
@ruthbentley2090 Ай бұрын
Was an Aussie (Australian)…. Recently discovering Conan & therefore Schlanksky… has helped me laugh in a way I’d forgotten! Several years of stress and grief has been transformed beyond all measure! Thankyou both SOOO much!💕🎶🐸🙏🏾🤓🥸🐷❤️👏🏽🦋🥹😎😈😻👍🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
@AleksandarIvanov69 8 жыл бұрын
8:48 he broke character for the first time! :D
@pinupwaallify 8 жыл бұрын
he laughed other times, i guess he is so weird that people make him a character, he is human and allowed to laugh
@AleksandarIvanov69 8 жыл бұрын
pinupwaallify he is human, although Conan is not really sure, but come on... he is forcefully trying not to laugh and sometimes, like in this instance, he BROKE CHARACTER :)
@pinupwaallify 8 жыл бұрын
+MusiCover well, i don't belive he is a character because i knew ppl with asperger syndrome and they are just like Jordan. If he is faking it he is a really good actor.
@AleksandarIvanov69 8 жыл бұрын
pinupwaallify i'm not saying he is faking the weirdness, but he is forcing himself to be even weirder for the fun of it :)
@maximeroux-lacroix346 8 жыл бұрын
+pinupwaallify No, in the video where a woman comes to help Jordan clean his office, the brief second he meets with the woman, you can see the real Jordan and he is a super nice guy. He smiles and his very not awkward. Then, the camera cut, probably to explain to the woman that it's gonna be an act, and right after, you see Jordan in his usual character. So yes, he has some weird sides, but they are just exagerating them to be funny!
@isaiahnguyen-vazquez5547 6 жыл бұрын
Jordan should play poker. That straight face is impeccable
@Cre80s 5 жыл бұрын
Isaiah Nguyen the comedic straight man from hell.
@Ligierthegreensun 5 жыл бұрын
“I don’t care for the American card deck at all..”
@ichbinfranke5152 5 жыл бұрын
And Conan should play the Joker.
@jmorgan3882 5 жыл бұрын
He does play poker
@ernestoestrada2200 Жыл бұрын
Hahahaa my god, Conan is such a treasure. My favorite comedian of all time hands down. He is so hysterical.
@belltolls1984 Жыл бұрын
I re-watch all these Conan/Jordan videos every Xmas, they are just so great!
@learningpsychologynet 4 ай бұрын
You are probably watching this not the first time.
@kate1674 4 жыл бұрын
Conan looks weirdly like Meryl Streep when he acts like a woman
@michaelangelotaylor8th 4 жыл бұрын
Wow...ugh, now I can't unsee Conan as Meryl now!🤪😡 lol
@sofritopapi 4 жыл бұрын
💀
@jeremyc9593 4 жыл бұрын
And always sounds like Edith Bunker
@samuelfriden 3 жыл бұрын
Well, that is mostly true because of their facial structure has very similiar fundementals. Such as the jaw, the nose, the cheeks, the eyebrows and the shape of the eyes. Maybe Meryl Streep is also 99,9% irish?
@TheProppShop 3 жыл бұрын
@@samuelfriden Your answer was very Jordan Schlansky, ha.
@gazabless7717 8 жыл бұрын
Jordan broke I love it lmaoo
@tesla4008 8 жыл бұрын
So who is he really?
@gazabless7717 8 жыл бұрын
+Tesla Jordan
@tesla4008 8 жыл бұрын
And what does Jordan executively produce?
@gazabless7717 8 жыл бұрын
+Tesla Jordan Schlansky is an associate producer of Conan's show on TBS. Are you attempting to troll me?
@Givanpes 8 жыл бұрын
+Tesla Various tasks.
@Fydron 2 жыл бұрын
I love how hard Jordan tries not to burst into laughing.
@hoorootv1 2 жыл бұрын
8:45 The moment Jordan almost seemed like a real person ❗
@BFHKroteck 4 жыл бұрын
"The female unit is suspicious of me. What should I do?" "Ehhhhhh... Proceed as planned, THE INVASION BEGINS TOMORROW! Thank you lord... overlord" 😂😂😂😂
@user-vc5rp7nf8f 4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@NightDweller 4 жыл бұрын
Best
@AlamoOriginal 3 жыл бұрын
I laugh in tears at that haha
@alexm7627 3 жыл бұрын
@@AlamoOriginal its pretty funny
@emjfotografi 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@elil8094 4 жыл бұрын
“The female unit is suspicious of me”
@dapjpshha 4 жыл бұрын
You're a suspiciously gorgeous female unit
@user-vc5rp7nf8f 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@somethingofascientist5764 3 жыл бұрын
@@dapjpshha just stop.
@jfjhjpmusiclove6149 2 жыл бұрын
4:30 "When your partner, breakes down crying... First thing you do, is you don't stare at them, like, you just fell out of the book "American Psycho." Hahaha
@kurikuraconkuritas 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm a deeply emotional guy" - Jordan Shlansky
@taylordrn3871 5 жыл бұрын
man * 😂
@BlizzleCham 9 жыл бұрын
LMAO.. Jordan finally broke! I thought he was fighting off a smile most of the video, then finally laughs.. I think that's first I've seen on these skits/sketches..
@lukenuetzmann 9 жыл бұрын
I know that was incredible! First I've seen of it.
@lucasjohnson1744 9 жыл бұрын
Finally!!!!!! when he broke that smile and chuckle i started crying laughing
@KristianKumpula 9 жыл бұрын
If I recall correctly there has been one other instance where he smiled/laughed.
@lucasjohnson1744 9 жыл бұрын
Conan Takes Jordan Schlansky To Couples Counseling - CONAN on TBS
@Nzombii 9 жыл бұрын
Look for the video where Conan finds his guarded espresso machine and makes him use the Windmere drip coffee maker.
@neobahamut6751 10 ай бұрын
Conan was so funny, at the end, you could see that Jordan Schlansky worked hard to not burst out laughing
@friendzytiu74 3 жыл бұрын
EMMA is a Robot E= Electronic M= Marriage M= Machine A= Automatic
@TheGoofy1932 3 жыл бұрын
I thought that was understood since she's marrying Jordan.
@soumyabhosale9125 3 жыл бұрын
And that will be made and imported from Italy
@AstrotasticInSpace 3 жыл бұрын
Electro Magnetic Marriage Automaton
@remnant24 3 жыл бұрын
Electro-Mechanical Mating Apparatus
@jazziejazzay7117 3 жыл бұрын
@@AstrotasticInSpace I like this one more!
@tanyaartiaga117 6 жыл бұрын
I'm a deeply emotional man. 😂😂.
@lukesick1 5 жыл бұрын
Tanya Artiaga He has one emotion.
@jaxhawken4887 5 жыл бұрын
@@lukesick1 that is, indeed, very deep
@nickkk420 5 жыл бұрын
I read this literally as he said it
@tavarnoclarke 5 жыл бұрын
777 llikes, I don't want to break it.
@paladin400 5 жыл бұрын
Beep
@djmhead6633 7 жыл бұрын
Conan and Jordan make an awesome comedic duo
@siopowar 7 жыл бұрын
Jacob Joyett its a dying art in the US. Hope they keep it up
@madisonst.claire6968 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Emma ever brings this video up during their fights
@oui2611 Жыл бұрын
conan really peaked during this period. editing, the chemistry with jordan, his comedic timing, locations its all good
@verticalsmurf 8 жыл бұрын
The therapist has a bat next to her chair. Must be a tough job being Conans therapist.
@some_random_account7989 8 жыл бұрын
i bet so
@nahman6790 8 жыл бұрын
+Aaron Mejia i *bat* so sorry i had too
@Ali-tb3ve 8 жыл бұрын
+*Norse FrostyNuts i had to sorry i had to
@asel1124 8 жыл бұрын
+verticalsmurf It's Conan's office, watch the start of the clip "Conan forces Jordan to clean his office" they are in the same room and Conan says "We're in my office" at the beginning.
@ameliabirch6811 8 жыл бұрын
+asel1124 They have similar offices, it's the same building.
@michaellanferman5606 5 жыл бұрын
"Often we have disagreements about air conditioning" I need that as a notification
@roach2418 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a deeply emotional man. - Jordan.
@suvrajitmodak9830 3 жыл бұрын
8:46 when Jordan finally cracked ❤️
@thepowerlies 4 жыл бұрын
They should make Conan the therapist and bring emma
@standinsilence 3 жыл бұрын
That would be so awesome.
@federicomariacampisi 2 жыл бұрын
I don't think it would be safe
@edc2380 9 жыл бұрын
Conan interacting with his crew are my favorite segments... I wish he'd do more of them.
@MrWcpapier 9 жыл бұрын
Dito
@QueenRocks191 9 жыл бұрын
yup
@QueenRocks191 9 жыл бұрын
true
@bokchoiman 9 жыл бұрын
I too wish he'd perform coitus with more of his coworkers.
@edc2380 9 жыл бұрын
***** Good point
@roberttorok6549 3 жыл бұрын
8:48 First time i see Jordan break character. He's human after all!
@nebojsapavlovic8031 Жыл бұрын
0:19 "Emma?! You're marrying a woman?" :-) Caught him off guard a bit...
@tylerg7921 4 жыл бұрын
The whole "Is this how you treat Conan?!" bit killed me. lmao
@mattjamison484 3 жыл бұрын
"He's a brilliant comic mind!"
@jacquelinecaoline4311 3 жыл бұрын
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@mattjamison484 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacquelinecaoline4311 Who cares? Why post that on this video?
@nofurtherwest3474 4 жыл бұрын
These two need to make a movie. The ultimate odd couple
@KevinP32270 4 жыл бұрын
HELL YEAH.
@bezarroplays5096 4 жыл бұрын
if this happens, i think i´d wet my pants multiple times in various ways.
@sierras.2467 4 жыл бұрын
@@bezarroplays5096 How can you wet your pants in "various ways"? Wait... I don't want to know.
@kiritosbrothero 4 жыл бұрын
_Due Buffoni_
@kiritosbrothero 4 жыл бұрын
_Due Buffoni_
@synthster7416 3 жыл бұрын
Jordan being a producer makes so much sense considering how detail oriented he is. Tbh I *now* comprehend what detail oriented even means watching these.
@BBuilding4life 3 жыл бұрын
7:45 Jordan is trying his hardest not to laugh 🤣
@SaraWDahl 7 жыл бұрын
HOW IS HE NOT LAUGHING
@DanielDangerous 7 жыл бұрын
he's Jordan
@tonehiei2642 7 жыл бұрын
Sara dahl he almost did at 8:49
@kristenkolessar2065 7 жыл бұрын
He's dead inside
@vinuthomas7193 7 жыл бұрын
He's amazing!
@realsandeep 7 жыл бұрын
if he smiles,,he will be fired from viewer's perception
@tayzo 7 жыл бұрын
seeing him crack that smile made me smile
@lorenzoeldude 7 жыл бұрын
8:43
@phoenix-nc9vn 6 жыл бұрын
Rasta Fonz hhh
@samfisher645 6 жыл бұрын
I think he's laughing because he's imagining his fiance Emma.
@polorat3198 6 жыл бұрын
tayzo same
@Noneblue39 6 жыл бұрын
ikr its so rare
@ke6319 4 ай бұрын
The way he narrates his routines and the specs of that Norelco trimmer is almost exactly how Patrick Bateman would describe it. Jordan is legendary
@RolandeMusic 3 жыл бұрын
1:13 "This is a safe space for both of us" There's literally a cameraman standing in the corner of the room.
@veronicam2942 5 жыл бұрын
“Emma, you’re marrying a woman?” Exactly what I was thinking. 😂
@narayanahegde9419 5 жыл бұрын
That sentence is so wrong
@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 5 жыл бұрын
@@narayanahegde9419 why? *Mr.horny potato*
@habkenubai8200 5 жыл бұрын
@@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n Incorrect use of a comma.
@69nadyacole69 4 жыл бұрын
He's hot daddy
@blakemurray2834 4 жыл бұрын
Thought he would have married an Italian espresso machine
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