Bill Burr Teaches Elijah Wood How To Kill

Bill Burr Teaches Elijah Wood How To Kill | CONAN on TBS

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Elijah is scared of home invasion, so Bill recommends a .22. Enough to put down a killer - without all that unpleasant hearing loss.
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@MsGrapeNehi 5 жыл бұрын

I like how he just casually adds a little detail like burning someone's car for the insurance, and then NEVER comes back to it. xD

@jimpickens4 4 жыл бұрын

Well, it was the 80's after all.

@siulumlion 4 жыл бұрын

@@jimpickens4 The 80's in Boston. You could park your car and it would be stolen before you walked off the lot.

@billyg898 4 жыл бұрын

Comedy is fundamentally about incongruity. Something has to seem out of place. The sickle is the prime example here. The casual-ness of mentioning something that comes out of nowhere is also like thisn

@ratcrib 4 жыл бұрын

0:44 love how he censored himself there like a pro, even though he knew there is tape delay and a bleeper...

@orestispalampougioukis6043 4 жыл бұрын

@@ratcrib He didn't. He was gonna say "with your little gun" and he said "with your little... your little gun". He wasn't going it swear. Not that it matters.

@redparrot6454 4 жыл бұрын

"It was the 80's" -Bill Cosby in court

@sharlynnbadonie5950 4 жыл бұрын

Suck an underrated comment!

@YaBoiJeffe 4 жыл бұрын

@@sharlynnbadonie5950 No thank you, they're too salty for me ;)

@sharlynnbadonie5950 4 жыл бұрын

@@YaBoiJeffe haha I ment such not suck lol now that's a weird insult.

@oisind3593 4 жыл бұрын

I genuinely think that if bill wasn't funny he would be extremely dangerous

@siggeek503 4 жыл бұрын

Oisin D Sounds reasonable haha

@averyplaysguitar 4 жыл бұрын

Bill’s description of the motel scenario is just No Country For Old Men

@MysteryFields 4 жыл бұрын

Greedy Gamer that's what woke his fear of motels

@MoroccoUnfiltred 4 жыл бұрын

Exactly what came to mind, that shotgun suppressor was nasty

@lukeschilperoort9934 3 жыл бұрын

That’s also why I have a subconscious fear of motels.

@wkleinickeo 3 жыл бұрын

Watch City of God and you will see he is right.

@aashiv93 3 жыл бұрын

Motels are lonely and creepy at times.

@damianvanlier4043 3 жыл бұрын

I love how even Elijah Wood is getting a kick out of bill.

@wloffblizz 2 жыл бұрын

"Even Elijah Wood?" Elijah Wood is a dude that gets a kick out of everything.

@nimmha6708 2 жыл бұрын

@@Sidowse He became not only the ringbearer, but also a respected hooligan, he can receive all of it.

@bakterija48i 5 жыл бұрын

I think we need a character in GTA VI based on Bill Burr

@coldnomad1478 5 жыл бұрын

Yes. The main character.

@aerahtv0000 5 жыл бұрын

for sure! ))

@alizivani6274 5 жыл бұрын

He's scuffed Trevor.

@sketchy7943 5 жыл бұрын

A mixture of him and dale gribble would be the cat's pajamas.

@Earth2McKay 5 жыл бұрын

I'd say Micheal is a lot like bill burr... actually the more I think. Micheal is exactly like bill burr... holyshit...

@ang_ro 5 жыл бұрын

"It was the 80s" is definitely a legit explanation for fuckery.

@Ragnarok6664 4 жыл бұрын

Ang Ro the good ol times when nothing was recorded

@johnree6106 4 жыл бұрын

It was the 80's God I miss it. People actually playing outside 😂

@Weegee766 4 жыл бұрын

John Ree amen brother

@suroj 4 жыл бұрын

I miss the 80's..

@uyuyuy99 4 жыл бұрын

That was Patrick Bateman's excuse.

@GrimKage 4 жыл бұрын

"With a sickle" I dunno why but this is one of the funniest lines I've ever heard on a talk show

@frosty12k86 3 жыл бұрын

I think he meant a scythe

@theycallmebigfoot 3 жыл бұрын

@@frosty12k86 that's not remotely funny. A sickle as a murder weapon is hilarious

@IsaacHozz 3 жыл бұрын

@@frosty12k86 I think he meant a sickle.

@archon888 2 жыл бұрын

@@IsaacHozz agreed, Conan is the one who doesn't know the difference between a sickle and a scythe ;P

@SquareBusinezz 2 жыл бұрын

@@frosty12k86 I know what you did last summer

@nayannbg6314 3 жыл бұрын

Didn't need a single question for a whole segment, just came in and started full power, that is why I love Bill

@AttilatheThrilla 2 жыл бұрын

King of Staten Island.. That was the exact role Bill played 😂

@foolspeedahead 4 жыл бұрын

I died when he said “drop the engine out of your car”

@bkl8804 4 жыл бұрын

RIP

@foolspeedahead 4 жыл бұрын

The Woke Police thanks. Haha!

@jonathancarpenter7276 4 жыл бұрын

Comedy rule of threes

@atheistbear2500 4 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr's references have the speed and silliness of animation. Glad he got the animation gig.

@bigmo10 4 жыл бұрын

It's an homage to the Richard Pryor story when he killed his car

@NuttyMongrel 4 жыл бұрын

I love that Conan's audience likes Bill so much. His humor doesn't seem to get as positive of a reception on the other late night shows.

@andrewjohnson588 4 жыл бұрын

Lol, these studio audiences are mostly tourists from the rest of the country, I don't think there's much difference. Conan is just the best at playing the straight man to Bill's "crazy" stories and opinions.

@strengthandmasculinity 4 жыл бұрын

lol theyre likee sheep conan laughs they laugh, colbert doesnt laugh they don laugh.

@FatManJackson 4 жыл бұрын

@@jasondashney why does anyone who isnt a SJW even watch this FTM hardcore leftist?

@Immortal_BP 4 жыл бұрын

Idk if you have noticed that Conan is one of the late-night hosts who pushes their political agenda the least it seems. Since Bill doesn't conform to the liberal views of late-night shows the other hosts don't work well with him. So I love when Bill is on Conan, it's the best mix of opposing views to create a comical engagement.

@cypherusuh 4 жыл бұрын

@@Immortal_BP Conan is just a mildest drop of Eric andre show. Majority of his skit are hilarious and just a tipping point of insanity that's allowed in night time show

@AgentMacklinFBI 3 жыл бұрын

It's like watching a step-father trying to bond with his stepson.

@mikagami69 2 жыл бұрын

Such a great comment! Had me rolling.

@MiguelJimenez-uc3yz 2 жыл бұрын

"The King of Staten Island" Bill plays a step dad who bonds with his step son

@GoDLiKe211 2 жыл бұрын

My step-dad actually gave me a 22 to have at the house and said it's perfect for an intruder lol

@TheStanishStudios 2 жыл бұрын

Basically the plot of Elijah’s movie Come to Daddy

@egddios Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@Amalekites 4 жыл бұрын

I guess that's why Bill's talking so loud. He damaged his hearing back in the '80s by firing a gun.

@soulwaves20000 3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha finally an explanation

@misterbobby8913 3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha 😆

@marovahauhulh7054 3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😆😆

@sajadadel4050 3 жыл бұрын

I bet you if he read this he will laugh

@NefariousKoel 2 жыл бұрын

Can confirm. Too much loud music, and louder gunfire, will turn up your volume later on. Remember your ear protection, kids.

@Lucardini 4 жыл бұрын

"Bill Burr Baggings teaches Frodo how to kill"

@chukpic 4 жыл бұрын

underrated

@dannygillmusic 4 жыл бұрын

Billburr is a straight up hobbit name

@camboallen 4 жыл бұрын

He already knows how with a sword at least lol

@mrtriston3x3 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao nice

@dominickschrute3084 4 жыл бұрын

You're a genius

@MichaelMagill1990 9 жыл бұрын

I like Bill Burr, not because of his pessimistic humor, but because of his genuine personality. I wish everyone could be as genuine as Bill Burr.

@papichulobumber1 9 жыл бұрын

Michael Magill if everybody was genuine like bill burr bill burr wouldnt be bill burr anymore but just a fake bill burr. this is madness dont wish shit anymurr

@MichaelMagill1990 9 жыл бұрын

papichulobumber1 Yeah totally agree, except the part where you said everything in that bullshit paragraph.

@papichulobumber1 9 жыл бұрын

Michael Magill you had my attention... but you shouldve stopped writing after that comma though. its perfectly simple son, you wish everbody is as genuine as bill burr. but if everbody is just as genuine as bill burr the ungenuine(?)would become interesting. your wishes are stupid. dont catch mermaids bitch

@papichulobumber1 9 жыл бұрын

Michael Magill whats my fucking gotta do with it?

@MichaelMagill1990 9 жыл бұрын

papichulobumber1 You're funny.

@thebadbandito 2 жыл бұрын

"So, if they take a hostage you can just start shooting at them." This is why Bill Burr makes me laugh. He's just funny.

@nodeloliver6201 3 жыл бұрын

"With a sickle? What is he, harvesting wheat?" No. I think he's harvesting souls.

@frosty12k86 3 жыл бұрын

No that's a scythe

@TheDennys21 2 жыл бұрын

@@frosty12k86 a scythe is just a big sickle, so...

@TheDennys21 2 жыл бұрын

@Noah Lewis they literally have the same function you muppet!

@terrestrialcreature7481 2 жыл бұрын

@Noah Lewis Almost the same tho…

@bobbwc7011 Жыл бұрын

Sickle = Sichel in German, Scythe = Sense in German Sichel = one hand operation for cutting weeds, herbs and small plants Sense = two-hand operation for cutting grass, crops and bodies of women to get rid of the evidence

@onraj9mm 7 жыл бұрын

"WITH A SICKLE!"

@tenhirankei 7 жыл бұрын

Popsicle? What flavor?

@OMGtheykilledKenny42 7 жыл бұрын

PopSickle

@Shorty15c4007 6 жыл бұрын

I'm sickle Rick!

@scottleft3672 5 жыл бұрын

or a bitchpik.

@istjmoneymaker 5 жыл бұрын

If I ever go crazy and break into someone's house I'm going to make sure that's my weapon of choice, lol.

@naterk9460 6 жыл бұрын

"A sickle? Is he harvesting wheat? What is he doing?" "Well it was the '80s."

@Weegee766 4 жыл бұрын

Nater K A valid excuse. That’s my excuse for my big ass hair and fishnets I was wearing at the time.

@jagoff42069 4 жыл бұрын

No, he is harvesting meat.

@thegreatnessoftheraiders4948 3 жыл бұрын

Jerry curl...

@arnoldrivas4590 2 жыл бұрын

"You've been to Mr. Maggot's crops!"

@Hassony523 2 жыл бұрын

I thought he said weed

@hanurang5309 3 жыл бұрын

you can tell Bill absolutely enjoys being in Conan's show. He just chills and vents whatever the hell comes in his mind with no worries.

@TheAwesomeDarkNinja 3 жыл бұрын

"Guy's coming up at you with a sickle-" "WITH A SICKLE!?"

@strengthandmasculinity 4 жыл бұрын

I love how nobody pays attention to" someone burned their car for insurance"

@BigstickNick 4 жыл бұрын

The insurance company was like....I knew it. Bastards.

@__sm1441 4 жыл бұрын

Also they never really followed up on the sickyl thing. They asked him to explain and he just sorta brushed it off

@patphatkitten 4 жыл бұрын

@@__sm1441 in his jokes about being killed, the killer is always a psycho or a serial killer, not a "normal" killer, so they tend to use knives, sickles, in his imagination.

@Jurkyification 4 жыл бұрын

@@patphatkitten Ninjas used sickles since they were normal people and made weapons out of everyday objects.

@patphatkitten 4 жыл бұрын

@@Jurkyification ok. Good to know.

@emirinobambino 8 жыл бұрын

Its truly a talent how Bill can fabricate an entire story on the spot, and make it funnier than fellow big-name comics. Hand down one of the funniest guys of all time.

@delphzouzou4520 8 жыл бұрын

+Bryce Kusnierz You don't know if it's not written in advance. It wouldn't be less funny...

@bigmaninthepants 8 жыл бұрын

+Delph Zouzou He has a podcast filled with this endless material and hes been doing it an hour every monday for years. definitely not scripted.

@delphzouzou4520 8 жыл бұрын

Josh Day It's the same, if he has "tons of material" and is doing this "every monday for years", then it's not "fabricated on the spot" like the OP stated. But, like I said, it's not a problem since it's funny and that's all we ask for...

@delphzouzou4520 8 жыл бұрын

Luis Dias Ok, thx for your input. I like artists who put themselves in trouble to stimulate their creativity...

@JoeFlatsIsBack 7 жыл бұрын

It was part of his act

@jeremyvansanten9405 3 жыл бұрын

“Somebody burned a car for insurance” is underrated

@TheVeek192 3 жыл бұрын

Nah.

@Joshua-lv7to 4 жыл бұрын

It's the 80's Burning a car for insurance money A guy running around a bed wielding a sickle Fear of motels The recipe for a great story

@donaldsterling1631 4 жыл бұрын

No Country For Old Men

@V4Now 2 жыл бұрын

Scarface?

@yowatchie 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a Coen Brothers film.

@SpagmanAus 7 жыл бұрын

dude with the sickle was a reapist

@imakemisteaks 7 жыл бұрын

horeable reapist

@nadirbaitsaleem7270 5 жыл бұрын

What a pun 😂

@JoeLewis14 5 жыл бұрын

Put "Milk steak", she'll know what it is.

@speci8745 5 жыл бұрын

*Scythe.

@ksfishchannel 5 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@WreckNRepeat 8 жыл бұрын

A .22 would probably be a good option in a home invasion, but there's nothing wrong with something like a .38. What you don't wanna do, Elijah, is put on that invisibility ring. Sure, the crazy guy with the sickle won't see you, but Sauron will, and he's way more dangerous than any deranged wheat farmer.

@HYLOBRO 8 жыл бұрын

Not much traffic on this video lately, but I appreciate your joke.

@_Singularity_ 8 жыл бұрын

+Dillon Jenings It sure does suck to think of a great comment to write on an old video

@HYLOBRO 8 жыл бұрын

+Singularity agreed, my best humor always seems to be on obscure videos(not that Conan is all that obscure lol), either that or I'm just not that funny haha

@Mikesullin 8 жыл бұрын

A 22 is a bad choice for home invasion. Yes it can still kill someone but even a 9 mm is infinitely better to put someone down

@OMGtheykilledKenny42 7 жыл бұрын

Or if you're that worried about home invasion, and want to save your and your family's ears, and don't want to disturb the neighborhood, a suppressor for a pistol could help. At least in the states with looser gun laws.

@matthewcrisler4431 3 жыл бұрын

I love that Elijah Wood appreciates Bill as much as we do.

@NarraJoker12 3 жыл бұрын

The .22 advice is incredibly helpful. The walls of a house are way easier to break than most people think.

@gimliCSGOCONTENTedits 3 жыл бұрын

only in murica

@heikorudi6105 Жыл бұрын

*american walls

@PeterSedesse Жыл бұрын

yep. my thought is always. if i have a .22 pointed at their face or a 357 magnum...are they going to treat it differently?

@Kevin-hn6wp Жыл бұрын

@@PeterSedesse They don't know the difference , and it's better to rip off a half a dozen 22 longs into somebodies chest than to try to hit their face with a 357 .

@heidi7151 Жыл бұрын

@@PeterSedesse The enemy can take cover behind a wall, and you can't - unless they're dumb enough to burglarize a home with a .22 pistol. Not saying you need .357 (that's an enormous jump) but I would recommend at least 9 mm. Or get a shotgun with birdshot ammo and call it a night.

@AKABoondock19 8 жыл бұрын

Just realized that all of Bill burrs funniest clips are all on Conan. Bill Burr and Team Coco ftw

@doogelyjim8627 8 жыл бұрын

We have to go back Kate! WE HAVE TO GO BACK!!!!

@redfoe77 7 жыл бұрын

you should also check out his stand up acts, he is great.

@Julie-jq1sy 7 жыл бұрын

I do, and his stage acts are insanely funny. Right when he gets on stage, you can tell he wants to get passed the hellos' to everyone and just start the comedy. The first statement has everyone LOL. In a way, I don't see him as an act, he is himself which is golden really.

@supastar25 7 жыл бұрын

His podcast is even better because you really get to see how his brain works and how he shapes his acts and comedy bits.

@wrxhex 7 жыл бұрын

supastar yeah I listen to his podcasts and podcast clips all the time, always killer

@EDhardyRockin 8 жыл бұрын

"We went down the street, someone burned a car for insurance" hahah this was the funniest part to me, how he so nonchalantly says that, and not one person laughs.

@Noodle3058 8 жыл бұрын

i died at that

@rsplayervid 8 жыл бұрын

+Elijah Taliesin rip

@OMGtheykilledKenny42 5 жыл бұрын

Well, "It was the '80s."

@shapeshfters 5 жыл бұрын

I’m sure it’s because the audience couldn’t breathe. That whole story was gold.

@soundaholixx 5 жыл бұрын

Deadpan humor is the best.

@syd5380 3 жыл бұрын

honestly “I was doing some landscaping for this guy” is all the explanation you need. I’m a landscaper and I have seen people (coworkers) shoot at a bunch of squash randomly in the middle of the day

@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 3 жыл бұрын

Fair Enough! 😶😶😬

@elizabetholiviaclark 3 жыл бұрын

It's squash, Sydney. It deserves to be shot at.

@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 3 жыл бұрын

@@elizabetholiviaclark ಠ_ಠ😅

@TheDennys21 2 жыл бұрын

@@elizabetholiviaclark were you molested by squash? 🤣🤣🤣

@reefchiefer 3 жыл бұрын

I want the fixed wide angle of this so I can see Elijah's and Andy's reactions to every word bill says

@kashghost5846 4 жыл бұрын

"It was the 80s"... code for "we were doing coke" XD

@scampoli25 4 жыл бұрын

Or shooting a gun on a lunch break wasn't a crazy thing to do at the time

@WVUer21 4 жыл бұрын

It's the 80s... do a lot of coke, and vote for Ronald Reagan.

@kashghost5846 4 жыл бұрын

@@WVUer21 the small little detail left out in every "The Goldbergs" episode ahah

@Ogrematic 4 жыл бұрын

"It was the '80s" = No Cell Phone Cameras.

@Ergoperidot 4 жыл бұрын

scampoli25 it still isn’t. Come to rural New Hampshire.

@mikecappadocia5959 8 жыл бұрын

conan makes bill look like a dwarf and bill makes Elijah look like a hobbit.

@JetStreamChad18 8 жыл бұрын

there's the Lord of the rings reference

@FuldkornsBaronen 8 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's Frodo and Billburr Baggins.

@69adrummer 8 жыл бұрын

+Mike Cappadocia And old Andy is Samwise!

@matthansen758 8 жыл бұрын

And Elijah makes Andy look like Sam

@lucidstargirl 7 жыл бұрын

all that's missing is kevin hart and it would look like cell phone signal bars.

@TuroG23 Жыл бұрын

I almost died from alcohol and for years I struggled with depression there was times I felt numb and I knew if I listened to my bull burr videos actually bought me 48 hours of calm and happiness

@NostalgiaMan 3 жыл бұрын

Ok so these two need to be in a film together.

@javadnarimani4566 3 жыл бұрын

lol exactly

@thegreatnessoftheraiders4948 3 жыл бұрын

“ I totally relate to that.”

@BigstickNick 3 жыл бұрын

Called "the Sickle"

@henriqueyoh 3 жыл бұрын

goddamn you're everywhere on youtube

@adithyanvinod8342 3 жыл бұрын

STFU to all others like him check his DISCUSSION TAB session HE IS A FKING BASTARD IN A CULT

@ChaseFace 9 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr is my hero. He talks about everything we're too uncomfortable to address and makes us both laugh and think about it. But he's still such a nice, compassionate guy behind that tough guy demeanor.

@67cuda38 6 жыл бұрын

Ahhh, like my dad before me, I'm UN-PC !!!

@nicosmind3 6 жыл бұрын

Not sure if I'd call it a tough guy demeanor but I get you

@chasesmith6743 6 жыл бұрын

You... have my nickname... I thought I was the only one. Lol :)

@LPJMagicmusic 6 жыл бұрын

Judas Iscariot according to Louie Ck yes

@reallivebluescat 6 жыл бұрын

Judas Iscariot he blocked the door thou

@Apropoetic 10 жыл бұрын

I wish more guests would stay like Elijah did here, especially when a comedian comes on after them. It's great to see them crack up.

@egruter89 10 жыл бұрын

agreed

@MetalAsFork 9 жыл бұрын

forlornspawn817 No doubt! When did that format die? All of a sudden the first guest is in too big a hurry to catch the Red-Eye?

@AKABoondock19 9 жыл бұрын

thats why i got turned on to the UKs graham norton show. you should check it out. start with the one with steve carell and kristen wiig. its epic.

@Apropoetic 9 жыл бұрын

AKABoondock19 I've watched it on a few occasions. It's pretty good depending on the guests. If the guests don't interact well together it just becomes awkward. But to be honest, I find Graham a bit irritating most times.

@AKABoondock19 9 жыл бұрын

forlornspawn817 i think hes hilarious but to each his own

@smilinacha 3 жыл бұрын

I also love the fact that Bill was cool to Elijah. I’m a huge fan of both of these guys.

@waynenelson8725 4 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr's thought process is just pure comedy, he doesnt even have to try, he just says his thoughts and its hilarious, everytime.

@MrBibbityBop 8 жыл бұрын

2:45 DAT SYNCHRONIZATION

@igotashake 8 жыл бұрын

I have searched for this comment

@MrBibbityBop 8 жыл бұрын

steamy

@MrBibbityBop 7 жыл бұрын

Marshall Lee I just done did it, that's all lmao

@SamFarley098 6 жыл бұрын

Gingers operate on the same wavelength

@HAL-dm1eh 6 жыл бұрын

No joke put two gingers in a room that's what you get!

@sercastamere9853 7 жыл бұрын

This displays perfectly what Bill was detailing in his special. In the North East when he talks about the guy he did landscaping for coming out with a .38 to go shoot a burned-out car, everyone laughs hysterically at it-- in the South, everyone just stares back at him like "yeah, so, what's the rest of the story?".

@swish007 7 жыл бұрын

yeah i'm from nc and it just reminds me how some of the things that are normal here are considered pretty damn crazy in other places lol

@jameson32 7 жыл бұрын

I'm from Maine and I've discovered some of our local phrases are wicked weird.

@TheTaterTotP80 7 жыл бұрын

Such as?

@swish007 7 жыл бұрын

like "ayuh!" lol (not from maine but i've heard it said by main-ers)

@jameson32 7 жыл бұрын

TheTaterTotP80 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_accent

@DavidJohnson-mv2cy 3 жыл бұрын

"So you wanna go with the 22 caliber" I legitimately spit out my drink just now. Classic Bill Burr

@losingneverland2891 4 жыл бұрын

That little giggle is priceless 😂 0:57

@mynewnewaccount5809 9 жыл бұрын

"....this guy's coming around your bed with a sickle." I completely lost it X'D

@callmeishmael4659 5 жыл бұрын

wth is a sickle? I'm sitting here thinking about a guy coming around with a wizarding coin in his hand...

@brmo5266 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao me too

@mynewnewaccount5809 5 жыл бұрын

@Roses I wasn't completely sure back when I commented this actually. So I just googled it and it's one of those farming tools that is shaped like a semicircle at the top and it has like three sharp prongs.

@Fermion. 5 жыл бұрын

Roses A sickle and scythe are the same thing, except a sickle is for one hand and a scythe is for two. A sickle is across the hammer on the Soviet flag.

@ApexOfEvolution 5 жыл бұрын

This it the craft of a true comedian. He's thought about the sentence structure and the funniest thing to put in the murderer's hand while also being threatening is a sickle. A true professional at work here.

@cellissmo9393 4 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr's grandchildren : Grandpa, tell us a story *Bill Burr : So, it was the 80's...* Bill Burr's grandchildren : Nevermind we're going to bed

@Shiirow 2 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr : All according to plan. **turns on Jeopardy**

@user-fj4po1lt1i 2 жыл бұрын

Opposite

@TheVoxbox13 Жыл бұрын

Yeah - Actually if Bill starts a story with "So, it was the 80s..." I for one am definitely sticking around to hear it.

@a.m11558 Жыл бұрын

Bill had kids in his 50s, he's not gonna live to see his grandkids lol

@AngelQuiroz 4 жыл бұрын

I love how connan just pretends to be appalled by Bill and just creates the best comedy dynamic

@Mr.HotDogShirtGuy 3 жыл бұрын

We need a “Home Alone” style movie with Bill Burr. The premise: Bill’s wife leaves with the kids to go stay with her mother. The burglars don’t know Bill is home cause they’ve never actually seen him leave the house. The whole movie is Bill trying to call his wife but she doesn’t believe him, so he is on his own to fend off the burglars.

@nimmha6708 2 жыл бұрын

"she doesn't believe him" hahahah

@TheDennys21 2 жыл бұрын

Interesting idea but it doesn't work, he could just call the cops or just scream and the neighbours would come to help...

@Mr.HotDogShirtGuy 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheDennys21 The neighbors have heard him screaming before, they don't think anything of it.

@32chase23 10 жыл бұрын

Bill Bur Baggins

@R41D3RNAT10N 6 жыл бұрын

chewie caramel tremendous

@campar1043 8 жыл бұрын

How do some men sit like elijah wood? I tried and almost burst a testicle

@basedjebkush2760 8 жыл бұрын

He is very gifted man.

@campar1043 8 жыл бұрын

President Jeb Bush lol

@MegaSilverBlood 8 жыл бұрын

+Cam Par I know right?, just look at how Andy and Bill are sitting, thats more like it.

@1DX2020 8 жыл бұрын

+Cam Par he has small testicles?

@johndoe9596 8 жыл бұрын

+1DX2020 Ovaries, I presume 'Cause he's a fuckin' QUEEAH

@Baba_Yaga_123 3 жыл бұрын

I think Bill Burr is hands down my favorite comedian 😂

@Blastedyerface 2 жыл бұрын

"And you're just not ready to have a fight to the death." LMFAO. I am now mentally prepared to always fight to the death, thank you Bill Burr!

@xxxScrewFlandersxxx 9 жыл бұрын

Their reaction to the sickle was priceless

@NewMexicoJoe505 10 жыл бұрын

Elijah Wood goin' ham on them jokes with his high pitched ass giggle.

@Njderig 10 жыл бұрын

goin' ham? What does that mean?

@matthewsawczyn6592 3 жыл бұрын

1:41 it's throwaway details like this that make his stories so wonderful 😂

@LukasMoon91 5 ай бұрын

I love how Burr described the Killer like he was straight out a 80s Horror Slasher movie.

@drunkenrampage1588 9 жыл бұрын

1:55 "and you're shooting the wrong way" LMAO. I never noticed he said that.

@NP-zl7dz 9 жыл бұрын

I lost my shit when he said sickle.

@interdimensional3563 6 жыл бұрын

Nikesh Patel you shat your pants? ah man, sorry to hear that. Hope you cleaned that up by now.

@RobertMichael 2 жыл бұрын

Elijah wood is perfect here, his reactions are so funny 😂😂

@danokitemanotoo1791 3 жыл бұрын

You Sure As Hell Can Say, "It Was the 80's", To Explain Anything We Did Back Then & It's Legit.

@aang7505 5 жыл бұрын

He was NOT about to say “little gun” at min 0:44 😂

@beenz07 9 жыл бұрын

This video almost made me cry hes so funny.

@andrewfender2896 9 жыл бұрын

Yevgenii Kisarauskas Often true but not always, there are some exceptions. I personally find Will Ferrel incredibly funny in these sorts of situations.

@Morrissey2k 9 жыл бұрын

Yevgenii Kisarauskas Sandler is a stand-up, but i understand what you mean

@JohnSpawn1 9 жыл бұрын

Yevgenii Kisarauskas Have you ever seen any interviews with Will Ferrell or some of his speeches at award shows (particularly his hilarious speech after winning the Mark Twain Comedy prize)? Will's a very funny guy and also very good at impersonations and generallly improvising (many of his films are largely improvised). And Sandler's a standup comedian as well (even though I don't find him funny). I really can't think of any talented film comedians who wouldn't be able to be funny in interviews as well (Mel Brooks, Peter Sellers, Robin Williams etc. all proved they can be funny anywhere at any time, Williams of course was a standup, I know).

@MrFANcom 9 жыл бұрын

This video made me cry three times, and this only happens when I watch bill burr. Only.

@ftghb 9 жыл бұрын

Tom Waits i have never once laughed at will ferrell. i might've cracked a smile, but he is not that funny to me.

@ZealStarMedia 4 жыл бұрын

“This guys coming around your bed with a sickle!”

@NickyWaters 2 жыл бұрын

No one: No on ever: Bill Burr's Home Invader: *"I'm gonna bring a sickle"*

@FrancoDFernando 8 жыл бұрын

I watched this after watching Bill's Netflix special, I'm Sorry You Feel That Way During the same gun bit, he stops and mentions that people are usually laughing by this time, but since he was in the South, people just sat there staring at him...probably one of the funniest lines I've ever heard. I was wondering if it was off the cuff, or planned After watching this, I noticed that the crowd was already cracking up when he explained that he was doing landscaping for some guy, probably because it sounds ridiculous That made the bit in the special even more funny to me because it was really off the cuff, and totally true!

@tpowell453 8 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, in the south - people shoot stuff whenever the hell they get the urge. Street signs, garbage cans, mail boxes. I live right off a busy street and not a weekend night goes by without a few caps going off within a block or so. Texas. It's overrated. lol

@aisthpaoitht 8 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately? Shooting is fun as heck.

@aritron9488 8 жыл бұрын

one of the reasons why i have at least 3 of his specials in rotation. each album has a special spontaneous moment, it seriously does! whether its a heckler or the story you said above, it always lines up for ol' billy red-face

@Julie-jq1sy 7 жыл бұрын

Shooting is fun. I see it as a sport still, a focus for men. I was talking to some friends about shooting, and now days it just sucks in a city. You have to travel somewhere just to get to a gun range, it's cool to have them, but freedoms do get lost in a city for men whom like guns. In the mountains you can do it.

@ragnar97 7 жыл бұрын

It is fun but gotta be careful. Not long ago someone "got shot at" while showering. Turned out it was just some people shooting at cans but one or two of the bullets made it to the other guy's house. That's why you can't shoot in a populated area, because people are morons. It's not that freedom is lost, it's just that your freedom ends where the freedom of another begins. You are free to shot your gun but I'm free to take a shower without the fear of some moron shooting through my window.

@anepicjourney 7 жыл бұрын

I watched this video more than 10 times only today. My stomach hurts of laughing in that sickle part. Bill Burr is a legend.

@jaredf6407 7 жыл бұрын

Watch Bill Burr "I'm sorry you feel that way" it's on Netflix.

@VirtuallyEothingas 7 жыл бұрын

I was eating cottage cheese when that joke was made, cottage cheese may or may not have been sprayed everywhere...

@ChuckKeough 6 жыл бұрын

You put pepper on your cottage cheese?

@EmCeeDrue 5 жыл бұрын

@@ChuckKeough bruh, I put Cavender's greek seasoning on mine... Hell, most my fam put that on there with some applesauce (!), no less.

@ZeldaboyOG 2 жыл бұрын

I love that secretly Elijah is super into this, because of his huge affinity for horror.

@nelsonvanvickle8862 3 жыл бұрын

Conan: “Let’s be honest I’m never ready for a fight to the death”..😂😂😂😂

@TimothyRyanFisher 8 жыл бұрын

I love Bill Burr, I told my wife about him and she and my son were busting a gut watching him on Netflix tonight when I got home from work. Thank You Bill for existing, your our generations George Carlin RIP.

@lostinbrisbane 8 жыл бұрын

+Timothy Ryan Fisher No arguments here.

@iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053 7 жыл бұрын

tell me if I'm crazy. But I really like it when the first guest hangs out for the second guest on those talk shows and then the two celebrities interact with each other. I guess it makes me feel like they're they're regular people when they just talk to each other. The best example of this was the Conan O'Brien episode where it was Tom Selleck, The Big Show, and Sue Johanson the old lady sex expert and they were all on at the same time and it was very funny.

@Joker-yw9hl 7 жыл бұрын

Stuart Otis you'd like the graham Norton show then when they have American celebrities on

@SamFarley098 7 жыл бұрын

Stuart Otis watch the late late show

@scofield1154 5 жыл бұрын

@Human Resources He is not the funniest comedian but he's very... how do I say this.. engaging, he always knows what to say, what to ask etc. and he always has a good comeback joke. His show is the best because he basically brings 3-4 celebrities and asks them questions, its just brilliant, it lets celebrities be the funny ones instead of the comedian interviewing them, and most celebrities are naturally funny.

@joshuacmeyer 2 жыл бұрын

Really glossed over the line of “we went to the car that was burned for insurance” 😂

@olliviermae1644 3 жыл бұрын

Elijah giggling is everything.

@Nick-kg4hq 7 жыл бұрын

one on one me sickles only

@pgame20 7 жыл бұрын

I need more invincibility frames

@jargon850 6 жыл бұрын

derk sools?

@myman8336 5 жыл бұрын

Doug Dimadome you cow griefer, get outta here.. I used to respect you..

@ghostface4250 4 жыл бұрын

Meet me on rust

@ConstanceSorrow 7 жыл бұрын

Hearing Elijah's chuckles in the back makes me happy!

@Gaia_Gaistar 7 жыл бұрын

He's adorbs.

@Menibor1 7 жыл бұрын

The sound of defenseless kids trapped in my basement makes me happy!

@zoltanfreedman7485 3 жыл бұрын

Elijah: “I don’t have any weapons in my house” Also Elijah: *has at least one Sting that he can stab intruders with*

@equipo1illu176 Ай бұрын

i love how bill just take control of the conversation with such ease.

@rixille 6 жыл бұрын

Elijah Wood has PTSD from the Black riders sneaking up on him at night.

@ArthurKnight1899 4 жыл бұрын

Exactly lol!! 😂😂 Or from carrying the ring and that golems face

@DaddyTre65 8 жыл бұрын

"This guy is coming around your bed with a sickle!" (1:53) I was crying laughing! xD

@amcsdmi 3 жыл бұрын

Andy's "there was some sod that needed killing" was under rated imo

@ashutoshbhadoria9948 3 жыл бұрын

Bill burr takes the game of "sitting back" to whole new level.

@RyanSmith-wo2pi 3 жыл бұрын

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@Mastikator 9 жыл бұрын

I live alone and I know exactly what he's talking about "You're what's for dinner".

@Hassony523 6 жыл бұрын

Mastikator no you don't nobody eats you/likes you.

@scottleft3672 5 жыл бұрын

Stop eating....get fit....learn to fight....be civil, stay away from dropkicks....sleep like a baby.

@raffinojonathans3132 7 жыл бұрын

that sickle part was so unexpected

@shawnkay5462 5 жыл бұрын

Raffino Jonathans thats burr lol

@jeffreyduus5440 Ай бұрын

I loved how he threw in the Sports Center theme song when talking about the motel break-in. Truly a quick witted genius!

@VizionaryInSight 3 жыл бұрын

When you realize Bill Burr was an awkward sense of humor away from being the Joker IRL

@isaiahayers1550 2 жыл бұрын

What happens when you realize? I think you forgot to finish that comment.

@kennytee6882 8 жыл бұрын

Just got to this recommended video after watching that 'Sarah Silverman is Hitler' skit...Jeez, what a breath of fresh comedic air.

@AlejandroKearne 6 жыл бұрын

AngelofDeath3000 who is?

@boulshyte8932 6 жыл бұрын

ur an idiot for clicking on her vids

@prow6 6 жыл бұрын

Football Awsomeee I highly doubt that Sarah Silverman did a 180 degrees and went from bad to good in just 1 Netflix special

@Flipindabird23 5 жыл бұрын

Yet she makes more money then anyone in this comment section. Obviously somebody likes her.

@Flipindabird23 5 жыл бұрын

CypressCinemaClub at least she had something to sell. You worthless sack of garbage

@danielsingleton3576 10 жыл бұрын

I always imagine a dude with a hatchet, a chainsaw, and Freddy's glove breaking in. That's why I have a cursed dagger and the skeletal remains of local dead serial killers in case I need to deal with supernatural mass murderers.

@saramarie516 2 жыл бұрын

Posted 8yrs ago, found today. Brilliant! We all need more Bill Burr in our lives!

@cerchioindustries917 3 жыл бұрын

I love that he sang the ESPN jingle when he was watching TV in the motel

@newt5792 9 жыл бұрын

Elijah Wood's laugh is my favorite thing in the world.

@alienc 9 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr is mine.

@TripleX205 9 жыл бұрын

Just try and forget all the good times... Potato ?

@checkmarkdatter1785 8 жыл бұрын

Elijahwoodfangirl 13 Considering your name im sure you've seen the prank that Dom Monaghan played on him. His amazing laugh is on full display

@newt5792 8 жыл бұрын

Revolio Clockberg Jr it was pretty great

@naterk9460 6 жыл бұрын

This is why Conan's one of my favorite hosts when he interviews guests like this. He's so much more comfortable with the humor, his laughs always sound genuine, and he's not afraid to throw jabs at a story that have crazy details; "A sickle? Is he harvesting wheat, what is he doing?" XD

@alona270 2 жыл бұрын

2:07 “when you get old…” Elijah the vampire: 👁👄👁

@earthangel8730 4 жыл бұрын

I could watch Bill and Conan for hours on end! They are great together. Bill is my #1 favorite comedian. He speaks the TRUTH!

@sudhara4073 5 жыл бұрын

I'm running out of Bill Burr videos to watch.

@musichead1 3 жыл бұрын

Look up bill burr and Joe DeRosa uninformed

@normie2716 3 жыл бұрын

Give Norm a run. You won't be sorry.

@UndeadScourge 3 жыл бұрын

They just uploaded more!!!

@raukoring 3 жыл бұрын

@@musichead1 those are audios

@damian011390 10 жыл бұрын

"I was doing some landscaping for this guy" man that part is golden!!!

@leoalcaraz6153 3 жыл бұрын

Love bills crazy ramblings he just keeps adding the most bazar details

@lorbrum 3 жыл бұрын

In a world without guns, people defend their houses by setting up multiple elaborate traps to delay the intruders entry and then wait until their parents come home.

@fajaradi1223 3 жыл бұрын

Too bad, it's summer.

@RearAdmiralTootToot 3 жыл бұрын

traps that often aim for the intruder's groin

@jesselejarzar5114 3 жыл бұрын

Ala home alone?

@levifriedmann7439 3 жыл бұрын

Home Alone or SAW?

@rwaitt14153 3 жыл бұрын

'Nam. Charlie taught them something about punji pits. Guarantee Marv isn't going going to be robbing houses with that leg again. Have to change their name to the "spatula foot bandits".