Norm Macdonald Tells The Most Convoluted Joke Ever - CONAN on TBS

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3 жыл бұрын

(Original airdate: 05/21/14) Norm has a hilarious story to tell...do you have a spare 37 minutes?
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@NickodemusBigotes
@NickodemusBigotes 7 ай бұрын
"Well ya know...a man grows". Pure comedic gold.
@DenOndeMister
@DenOndeMister 4 ай бұрын
A throw away line on his part that is better than most comedians entire career.
@moonbalancedd
@moonbalancedd 4 ай бұрын
I'm convinced that wasn't a mistake and an improv. he likes to have mini-jokes in his jokes and he crafts jokes to have layers and asides. He probably thought of this as a funny idea to insert in this joke act. He pauses too like he's expecting it to be pointed out.
@moosedawgatlantaproductions
@moosedawgatlantaproductions 4 ай бұрын
Conan's reaction was incredible 🤣😂
@gifi4
@gifi4 4 ай бұрын
Honestly it is the BEST part of the joke. Because Norm messed up and got called out on it. Then you see him go "Ohhh damn I messed it up haha", and he comes up with such a good line to not only counter his mistake but to turn it into the joke. 10/10
@geneparmesan8748
@geneparmesan8748 3 ай бұрын
@@moonbalancedd I suspect this, too. Maybe he just knows Conan that well to know where he's going to set stuff up, because later in the joke he had a fakeout that Conan played into perfectly with "I look across the hall but what do I see? An attendant, who took me to the part of the aquarium I REALLY wanted to go to."
@chumaktv5386
@chumaktv5386 Жыл бұрын
I am convinced that a “four mile hike to see a dog turd “ was taken as the biggest complement ever by Norm
@william5691
@william5691 Жыл бұрын
I think Norm was just putting him over to make up for always making Andy the butt of his jokes back in the day. The dog turd line is pretty weak, certainly not strong enough to unseat the likes of Norm. You see how much more credence the audience gives Andy’s joke because of Norm’s reaction to it, Norm knew what he was doing. I honestly think he gave him that reaction as well as the handshake to top it off in order to smooth over any unresolved beef Andy may have had. It’s a shame with that in mind that Andy had to go and speak ill of Norm after his passing in relation to how he feels he was treated by him. Andy just couldn’t cop a joke on the chin and move on, a bad trait for a talk show sidekick.
@CrumbsLamond
@CrumbsLamond Жыл бұрын
@@william5691 it's more likely that norm... Liked the joke. Crazy I know, but it sounds like you're the one that doesn't like Andy Any beef that he had with norm was most likely squashed behind the scenes. And further, if you're a big norm fan, you'd probably know norm wouldn't give any kind of praise to a joke he didn't actually think was funny
@chetmanley7514
@chetmanley7514 Жыл бұрын
​@@william5691 I like that you came up with this convoluted, alternate explanation to project your personal frustration with Andy onto Norm. That makes way more sense than the sensible, boring explanation that Norm simply liked Andy's joke.
@ohayuhanna
@ohayuhanna Жыл бұрын
Yes, so spot on. He buckled over and fell to the floor without saying anything. Imagine how that hike would actually be like. Four miles, exhaustion, exertion, all the way driven by purpose. And at the end the dog turd. Doesn't even matter then. The dog turd is holy by that point. Just like the youthful porpoise.
@dad7335
@dad7335 Жыл бұрын
Especially since it was coming from the Swedish German Andy Richter
@zencomeseasy602
@zencomeseasy602 Жыл бұрын
Norm built an entire career out of entertaining himself, and we all got to come along. RIP Norm. There will never be another like him.
@blackmancer
@blackmancer Жыл бұрын
wanna hear my Norm Macdonald joke? Supposedly, laughter is the best medicine......
@MrMambott
@MrMambott 9 ай бұрын
Nice
@goodsir.813
@goodsir.813 8 ай бұрын
@@blackmancer tell that to hes cancer haha?
@MoonCowGaming
@MoonCowGaming 8 ай бұрын
​@@goodsir.813he actually tied with the cancer. He killed the cancer too.
@goodsir.813
@goodsir.813 8 ай бұрын
@@MoonCowGaming weighing a courageous battle ...
@scantykneesocks1141
@scantykneesocks1141 Жыл бұрын
I told this joke to a couple of kids in their early 20's, and they bought the story hook, line, and sinker. When I delivered the punchline, there was a long pause followed by one of them saying "I want to die." I laughed for a minute straight. Couldn't wish for a better response. Thanks, Norm.
@deathvalleyfarmer5563
@deathvalleyfarmer5563 11 ай бұрын
That is awesome. Well played.
@maggifatai4497
@maggifatai4497 10 ай бұрын
You should be ashamed..no hooks,lines or sinkers around dolphins..😆
@grantscharoff
@grantscharoff 10 ай бұрын
I read your comment, and I laughed for 2 minutes straight just imagining your situation with these kids. 😄
@nutbastard
@nutbastard 9 ай бұрын
@@maggifatai4497Nothing wrong with eating dolphin so long as it’s tuna-free.
@cassu6
@cassu6 9 ай бұрын
That's hilarious XD
@TheBugkillah
@TheBugkillah 2 жыл бұрын
“A four mile hike for a dog turd.” That was his style. Love him.
@natediaz1863
@natediaz1863 2 жыл бұрын
I call that the "marriage delivery." Powerful technique.
@stoicspartan01
@stoicspartan01 2 жыл бұрын
"more Quebecois humor" yeah that's right Andy, not a lot of folks were ready for this. The same goes with this week's news.
@Person22333
@Person22333 2 жыл бұрын
And then he looks at you. Except that dog turd is the most nutrient filled turd in the western hemisphere and is shaped with gods proportions
@joelinsb8650
@joelinsb8650 2 жыл бұрын
@@stoicspartan01 Andy is a sharp guy. Check youtube to watch him crushing Wolf Blitzer on celebrity Jeopardy
@sabhinandhkumar
@sabhinandhkumar 2 жыл бұрын
His punchlines are pretty solid usually. This one was hilariously terrible.
@ElisandroDeLeon
@ElisandroDeLeon 2 жыл бұрын
Norm is simultaneously a rambling old man and a mischievous child while Conan just stares completely incredulously
@youtime18
@youtime18 2 жыл бұрын
That’s a great description of Norm
@groofay
@groofay 2 жыл бұрын
@@youtime18 Conan said something like that himself on his podcast remembering Norm, about him being a mischievous child. It's just too perfect.
@remyogun8270
@remyogun8270 2 жыл бұрын
Dennis Miller called him "like a profane child" back in the late 90's, so he should really get the credit for the accurate analogy
@tandago7281
@tandago7281 2 жыл бұрын
Great way of putting it!
@andybunn5780
@andybunn5780 2 жыл бұрын
Norm and Conan had fantastic chemistry
@bob_sandvagene
@bob_sandvagene Жыл бұрын
The absolute joy on Norm's face when he knows he sucked them in only to deliver a terrible punchline to a terrible joke is just priceless.
@IanDikhtiar
@IanDikhtiar 10 ай бұрын
how come is it a terrible punchline?
@bob_sandvagene
@bob_sandvagene 10 ай бұрын
@@IanDikhtiar Did you not get the joke?
@IanDikhtiar
@IanDikhtiar 10 ай бұрын
@@bob_sandvagene oh, I got the joke, and I found it the most hilarious punchline ever. How is it terrible? Did YOU not get it?
@bob_sandvagene
@bob_sandvagene 10 ай бұрын
@@IanDikhtiar Yes.
@IanDikhtiar
@IanDikhtiar 10 ай бұрын
@@bob_sandvagene I don't think so. Watch it again.
@bluelegbaboon7058
@bluelegbaboon7058 2 жыл бұрын
my favorite Norm moments are when a joke he says bombs, because you can always hear one person absolutely losing it
@askthepizzaguy
@askthepizzaguy 2 жыл бұрын
@Jacob King They're laughing at the audience expecting Norm to tell a normal joke. No, Norm tells jokes where he makes fun of joke telling, the audience doesn't get it, except one guy does and it is hysterical only to that guy. I am that guy.
@SimpleManGuitars1973
@SimpleManGuitars1973 2 жыл бұрын
@@askthepizzaguy Norm told multiple punchlines on the way to the main punchline which was never as funny as the punchlines he had used to build to the end and that was the absolute genius of his comedy. That's why some get it and some don't. For those of us that do we know that there will never be another Norm.
@busterlowd4365
@busterlowd4365 2 жыл бұрын
It's Conan.
@yashim08
@yashim08 Жыл бұрын
​@@askthepizzaguy oh yeah for sure Mr. Main Character
@zoli11
@zoli11 Жыл бұрын
@@SimpleManGuitars1973 ooh yes, that's it! Perfectly put!
@ralphyboy6996
@ralphyboy6996 2 жыл бұрын
"well..You know a man grows" he totally came up with that on the spot. Comedic genius. The world won't be the same without him. RIP Norm.
@snakey934Snakeybakey
@snakey934Snakeybakey Жыл бұрын
I never got that joke. Was there something to get? Or was it just Norm being Norm? I laughed, but I didn't get why Conan was laughing so hard... This thought keeps me up at night.
@biggusdickus1689
@biggusdickus1689 Жыл бұрын
@@snakey934Snakeybakey People will say "A man grows" to justify radical change so applying it to the man's last name after being called out on it was just an absurd misdirection. An absurd explanation for an absurd situation.
@snakey934Snakeybakey
@snakey934Snakeybakey Жыл бұрын
@@biggusdickus1689 thanks
@tdb517
@tdb517 Жыл бұрын
He didn't find it on the spot. He prepared it
@poroy7744
@poroy7744 Жыл бұрын
You could see the wheels spinning. Miss him
@kubagalinski8724
@kubagalinski8724 3 жыл бұрын
"Well, you know a man grows" is one of the funniest lines ever said by anybody. RIP Norm Macdonald, comedy genius
@klaatubarada2455
@klaatubarada2455 3 жыл бұрын
I love how quickly he produced that
@kubagalinski8724
@kubagalinski8724 3 жыл бұрын
@@Texaslonghorn_ It's not supposed to make sense. As a man grows his last name changes. It's completely absurd.
@TheSuperArhum
@TheSuperArhum 3 жыл бұрын
Ya it's like well nobody's perfect
@iggypopisgod9
@iggypopisgod9 3 жыл бұрын
omg...just classic...
@nulref575
@nulref575 3 жыл бұрын
I think he did it on porpoise. Norm always finds ways to slide a joke in when no one sees it coming.
@HeelTaker7
@HeelTaker7 2 жыл бұрын
Andy had FOUR attempts at getting that joke out before he finally got to tell it. He knew he had gold. I’m so glad he kept persisting and delivered it so well, seeing Norm literally fall out of his chair laughing was everything.
@oz_jones
@oz_jones Жыл бұрын
And I am convinced that Norm appreciated that joke a lot.
@adriantrusca1245
@adriantrusca1245 8 ай бұрын
Just two.
@bragtime1052
@bragtime1052 7 ай бұрын
💀
@werdwerdus
@werdwerdus 6 ай бұрын
I've never seen Norm laugh so hard
@followingtheroe1952
@followingtheroe1952 6 ай бұрын
@@oz_jones He seemed more like the kinda fella who appreciated him what on the account of being Swedish-German.
@brod7650
@brod7650 2 жыл бұрын
I met Norm once and I said I love his jokes on talk shows. He told me he's given six minutes and just never has enough to say, so he just made up convoluted jokes to kill time.
@TehSWEED
@TehSWEED Жыл бұрын
same
@deadfr0g
@deadfr0g Жыл бұрын
@@TehSWEED Same here! Glad to hear I’m not the only one who has to ramble during talk show appearances to fill time.
@scottcates
@scottcates Жыл бұрын
Excellent
@somea2v
@somea2v Жыл бұрын
That is the most Norm logic I've ever heard.
@SalvableRuin
@SalvableRuin Жыл бұрын
Perfect
@jvenom174
@jvenom174 2 жыл бұрын
Norm falling out of the chair was so nice to see. He even gave Andy a handshake for the quality comeback. Warms this young chunk of coal’s heart.
@Missjunebugfreak
@Missjunebugfreak 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, that's my favorite moment of the video.
@conorobrien1025
@conorobrien1025 2 жыл бұрын
Andy Richter man. Best late night sidekick ever. Every time he pipes up it's gold
@jkap34
@jkap34 2 жыл бұрын
@@conorobrien1025 oh yeah, I love when conan talks about Andy. There was a story where conan and the writers were trying to come up with a punch line for something, Andy walks by and hears the conversation and delivers the punch line like it was nothing.
@murphyburger7717
@murphyburger7717 2 жыл бұрын
Norm never reacts like that. I think he reacted that's way because Andy was able to perfectly articulate what Norm was trying to do, "bring you on a 4-mile hike to show you a dog turd." He turns it into an art.
@JewandGreek
@JewandGreek 2 жыл бұрын
Andy is so underrated
@TheFinalStanza94
@TheFinalStanza94 2 жыл бұрын
"I think you just changed his last name." "Well...you know...a man grows" that on the spot gold!!! RIP Norm
@JD..........
@JD.......... 2 жыл бұрын
Next level...
2 жыл бұрын
He planned it.
@TheFinalStanza94
@TheFinalStanza94 2 жыл бұрын
@ possibly, i think it was spontaneous though. it's norm after all.. the way he laughs before he says it, like he's cracking himself up from what he's about to say lol.
@rossdreizler4191
@rossdreizler4191 2 жыл бұрын
Literally was the Jordan of comebacks. He don't miss under pressure
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheFinalStanza94 nah man. Dude had a real french name that he transitioned into another real french name that's vaguely similar. Absolutely no way this wasn't planned.
@Frank-kq4te
@Frank-kq4te 8 ай бұрын
The pure joy and satisfaction on Norm's face when he delivers "youthful porpoise" will forever be my favourite moment. He well knew it was a ridiculous joke and he looks so proud of it.
@callmeshaggy5166
@callmeshaggy5166 6 ай бұрын
"Youthful poipose??!"
@asdwaetd
@asdwaetd 5 ай бұрын
Useful
@kiradotee
@kiradotee 4 ай бұрын
I didn't get it 😅
@kiradotee
@kiradotee 4 ай бұрын
Ah! I just googled porpoises, loooool!
@panzfaust9812
@panzfaust9812 8 ай бұрын
Norm doesnt want fancy things, he just wants to waste everyone's time and i love it
@MyName42
@MyName42 3 жыл бұрын
I never saw that last part where Andy insults Norm's story so hard he falls out of the chair laughing. Norm shakes his hand afterward, a worthy jab by Andy after all the times Norm has mocked him. Dudes rock.
@jcmick8430
@jcmick8430 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody know about that but you, me, andy richter and the guy that has to hold Andy richter down
@Ironman374
@Ironman374 3 жыл бұрын
He broke down Norm's formula in the briefest and most hilarious way, and Norm knew it. Hard to get Norm to laugh at all, ever.
@chiraagrm2817
@chiraagrm2817 3 жыл бұрын
Miss this kind of television :(
@tombstonejones9581
@tombstonejones9581 3 жыл бұрын
What's better than this, a bunch of guys being dudes
@jeffprentiss5064
@jeffprentiss5064 2 жыл бұрын
@@jcmick8430 Are you referring to Andy Richter, the Swedish-German?
@Patrick.Weightman
@Patrick.Weightman 3 жыл бұрын
People always forget what Norm said; _"I don't want fancy things, I don't want fancy shmancy things, I don't even want fancy shmancy wancy things, or fancy shamncy take-a-trip-to-France-y things. _*_What I want is wasting your time_*_ and mine"_
@CoachHeyward
@CoachHeyward 3 жыл бұрын
I just screenshotted this and made it an IG post. Thanks.
@rosep4630
@rosep4630 3 жыл бұрын
@@CoachHeyward Way to carry on his legacy 😏
@seananonymous9289
@seananonymous9289 3 жыл бұрын
@@rosep4630 he is not dead
@jacobvarney23
@jacobvarney23 3 жыл бұрын
@@seananonymous9289 not yet
@seananonymous9289
@seananonymous9289 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacobvarney23 Thanks for the update 😂👍
@j50wells
@j50wells Жыл бұрын
Only Norm could tell that joke, and it would still be funny.
@richardbahnsen932
@richardbahnsen932 Жыл бұрын
. We Up
@6884
@6884 Жыл бұрын
Few people make me go insane as Norm could. What a master we lost 😢
@T25de
@T25de Жыл бұрын
isnt it a vast sea of tears is for ol chunk o coal!
@christopherwellman2364
@christopherwellman2364 Жыл бұрын
We still got the toobz
@christopherwellman2364
@christopherwellman2364 Жыл бұрын
@@T25de Why n Earth did you come here? Cause the light was on?
@PlayboyKeon
@PlayboyKeon Жыл бұрын
I think you just forgot to take your meds
@CueVueTV
@CueVueTV 2 жыл бұрын
Andy's crude description of Norm's style is so spot on that Norm reacts more than he has ever reacted to anyone!!!
@overthetip
@overthetip 2 жыл бұрын
That was a very funny line
@imnotsumitnagar
@imnotsumitnagar 2 жыл бұрын
I think it encapsulates Norm's career or at least his joke style perfectly, because my God dog turds are funny
@TheBehm08
@TheBehm08 2 жыл бұрын
And we lap it up and ask for more 😅
@pongkong
@pongkong 2 жыл бұрын
no...
@evanmcshannock
@evanmcshannock 2 жыл бұрын
Dark
@VincentK.McMahon
@VincentK.McMahon 2 жыл бұрын
That split-second sinister smile he would make every so often when he was telling jokes used to slay me every time. Nobody will ever replicate this. RIP Norm.
@NikoXC08
@NikoXC08 2 жыл бұрын
It was his own recognition of his orneriness, in the absurdly dry delivery of his jokes. Absolutely brings me to tears laughing
@MsGeorgeyboy
@MsGeorgeyboy Жыл бұрын
Up there with sean lock. Or down there maybe. RIP both of them
@matttherrien9608
@matttherrien9608 Жыл бұрын
In a world full of comedians, to be this unconventional? Wow!
@hv3115
@hv3115 Жыл бұрын
Not "sinister." More like impish and mischievous.
@matttherrien9608
@matttherrien9608 Жыл бұрын
@@hv3115 it's that smile when he comes to a point in his delivery where even he's lost.😂😂momentarily, of course.
@crazzylarry1
@crazzylarry1 Жыл бұрын
"...and to here again..." 1:17 When he stops and smiles at himself after - he's so proud of himself with his word choice. Love it!
@hungfao
@hungfao Жыл бұрын
Norm is the only guy that can tell bad jokes that you will go back and watch again.
@davidreeves8266
@davidreeves8266 8 ай бұрын
So, so, so true...
@Jogwheel
@Jogwheel 2 жыл бұрын
RIP to this comedy legend. One of the best.
@Matthew-uy6lc
@Matthew-uy6lc 2 жыл бұрын
F
@jakeperkins6725
@jakeperkins6725 2 жыл бұрын
F
@poopikins
@poopikins 2 жыл бұрын
No other comedian like him. 😔
@Dianimations_
@Dianimations_ 2 жыл бұрын
one of the greatest and funniest ever
@grennbalze
@grennbalze 2 жыл бұрын
At least he dodnt die of hypocrisy. Hypocrisy is the worst. Cancer is a real jerk
@rhove09
@rhove09 2 жыл бұрын
I love the respect he shows Andy at the end for making him laugh.
@nicholas958
@nicholas958 2 жыл бұрын
I noticed that. He literally takes a knee for that line. And look at the joy on his face. No ego at all. What a loss.
@christosioannou9628
@christosioannou9628 2 жыл бұрын
Just noticed the hand shake - what a wholesome moment
@DanCicala
@DanCicala 2 жыл бұрын
You'll like the first clip from this compilation then: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/aseajdSgyqmRg6M.html
@timmartinez9901
@timmartinez9901 2 жыл бұрын
@@DanCicala that was fun thanks man
@palehorse864
@palehorse864 2 жыл бұрын
Look up his Rehab story with Letterman. Dave gets the last laugh and the look on Norm's face is pure joy. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pJtkf5R83Z7FoIk.html&ab_channel=JeffWiersma
@muthusid
@muthusid 4 ай бұрын
Let's all take a moment to appreciate how perfect Conan is a host for this style of jokes by Norm. No other host can give Norm the space and make him comfortable enough so that he can breathe and ramble on to develop his intricate wording and convoluted story lines. Even on Letterman (who was also a great Norm host!) you can see that Norm, when he's on the couch, is more constrained and has sharper stories. But only on Conan does he really let loose like this, leading to these amazing jokes/stories, such as this one and the moth joke.
@kelleygreengrass
@kelleygreengrass 2 ай бұрын
Well, they were great friends 🧡
@Raumes513
@Raumes513 2 жыл бұрын
Man the last few seconds of the video of Conan saying “ I love you. I really do, you know that right?” Got me. These two were so freaking natural together you can tell that they were very good friends and understood one another. Rip norm!
@pwatchmh
@pwatchmh 3 жыл бұрын
Team Coco don't be shy. Please release all the Norm Macdonald clip interview.
@Krobelux
@Krobelux 3 жыл бұрын
I'mnotnorm is a yt channel that has a lot of his clips.
@calummacintosh2539
@calummacintosh2539 3 жыл бұрын
It's so sad we lost norm rip
@rsoe9158
@rsoe9158 3 жыл бұрын
@@calummacintosh2539 bruh, he's still alive.
@last1second
@last1second 3 жыл бұрын
@@rsoe9158 apparently he's serving a youthful purpose
@justgrey3114
@justgrey3114 3 жыл бұрын
@@last1second last time I heard he went on a laying-on-women spree without their consent and he was sentenced for prison, what a jerk that guy is
@Molson-xg9hs
@Molson-xg9hs 3 жыл бұрын
I love how this and the moth joke both feature unnecessarily complicated people’s names. Norm is a twisted genius!
@lobsters12111
@lobsters12111 3 жыл бұрын
@John Micheal Kane the dog turd from the end of Andy’s 4 mile hike could do a better job than James corden
@hayk3000
@hayk3000 3 жыл бұрын
Also known as non-American names ._.
@ronchang9791
@ronchang9791 3 жыл бұрын
Gregaro
@davidchown1427
@davidchown1427 3 жыл бұрын
@@ronchang9791 sounds like he could be in that new pirate movie. GregARRRRRRo!
@no_peace
@no_peace 3 жыл бұрын
Lori Sungleberger begs to differ
@hughjass3014
@hughjass3014 2 жыл бұрын
Conan's look to the audience at 2:27 is underrated
@Hard_Boiled_Entertainment
@Hard_Boiled_Entertainment 4 ай бұрын
Norm: "YOU were to go to Canada--uh...to Canada's...nation's capital of Ottawa--" Conan: "...😑..." 😂
@MrYoubrian
@MrYoubrian 2 жыл бұрын
3:03 to 4:10 is the greatest thing to witness. 3 friends just ribbing each other, laughing and joking. Not one single ounce of ego, pride, jealousy, hate, envy or animosity. Something tells me it would still be the very same conversation from those 3 if you were next to them at a table in a restaurant.
@followingtheroe1952
@followingtheroe1952 6 ай бұрын
Andy wasn't a friend of Norms, he was more of a Swedish-German
@monsterman4496
@monsterman4496 2 жыл бұрын
So sweet when Conan says, “I love you, you know that right?” He really did ❤️
@michealfox207
@michealfox207 2 жыл бұрын
I think Conan did. Their chemistry was amazing!
@monsterman4496
@monsterman4496 2 жыл бұрын
@@michealfox207 word
@AnnabellaRedwood
@AnnabellaRedwood 2 жыл бұрын
Beautiful!
@IHUNTMAINS
@IHUNTMAINS 2 жыл бұрын
yeah conan definitely loved norm. I watched a lot of conan back in the day and norm was one of the only people that genuinely made conan laugh like for real. not that there weren't other funny guests but norm and conan together was always natural and conan didn't have to try and steer a conversation.
@jasonraymond7762
@jasonraymond7762 2 жыл бұрын
Does he own a doghouse though?
@darkinstinctful123
@darkinstinctful123 3 жыл бұрын
Norm is the dude that makes the comedians cry from laughter.
@travislazenby6797
@travislazenby6797 3 жыл бұрын
And Andy with his quick wit made norm fall out of the chair with laughter.
@braj221b
@braj221b 3 жыл бұрын
That's dark
@absharma555
@absharma555 3 жыл бұрын
@@travislazenby6797 Qqqq
@sedevacante0027
@sedevacante0027 3 жыл бұрын
Also , seemingly the only one who universively can
@walangchahangyelingden8252
@walangchahangyelingden8252 3 жыл бұрын
@kriqtic Or so the Germans would have us believe.
@IANinALTONA
@IANinALTONA Жыл бұрын
Oh Norm, it's only been a year and I miss you already.
@mirandaperry5245
@mirandaperry5245 Жыл бұрын
Me too. I've always been a fan of Norm, but man, I still wish I would have appreciated him more when he was alive. I'm watching all these old videos laughing so badly my sides hurt. Usually at some point, I'll go, Is norm actually insane? lol. Love this dude.
@Hard_Boiled_Entertainment
@Hard_Boiled_Entertainment 4 ай бұрын
Well, I'll say this: When the news broke that Norm was no longer of this world, the first words on everyone's mind were, "Where was O.J. that night?"
@HeyItsEmilyLove
@HeyItsEmilyLove 2 жыл бұрын
I love when Norm impresses himself and we get that little smirk
@nopeteys2424
@nopeteys2424 2 жыл бұрын
Conan was Norm’s best audience. You can tell how much Conan loved him. Rest easy you legend
@highsociety7677
@highsociety7677 2 жыл бұрын
Dennis Miller
@7beers
@7beers Жыл бұрын
@@highsociety7677 Letterman
@highsociety7677
@highsociety7677 Жыл бұрын
@@7beers no way. He worked brilliantly with all 3, but Miller was by far the most enamored with ol Normy.
@purleybaker
@purleybaker Жыл бұрын
Nobody worked better with Norm than Conan.
@7beers
@7beers Жыл бұрын
@@purleybaker Not even close. Letterman had clever comebacks and they brought out the best in each other. Conan says nothing original.
@priyankandatta5644
@priyankandatta5644 2 жыл бұрын
Norm didnt lose the battle with cancer. When he died, the cancer died too. So it was a draw. Rest in laughter, the #GOAT
@venom7774
@venom7774 2 жыл бұрын
Well said. Thank you
@conanichigawa
@conanichigawa 2 жыл бұрын
Now turn this joke into a two-mile hike. RIP Norm.
@heli0s2003
@heli0s2003 2 жыл бұрын
Norm told his cancer a story so funny, they both died laughing. RIP king
@michaelumhoefer9597
@michaelumhoefer9597 2 жыл бұрын
I love that cancer quote of his.
@kelseycoca
@kelseycoca 2 жыл бұрын
that's a very Norm joke 💕
@jacobcostello6108
@jacobcostello6108 Жыл бұрын
Easily the best guest and truly an original, RIP❤️
@matthewwhite5936
@matthewwhite5936 8 ай бұрын
"well you know a man grows..." I use this same line so often now thanks to this great man's inspiration.
@DroNez11
@DroNez11 2 жыл бұрын
If you notice before Andy said the line with the turd, he tried to tell it two times but Norm and Conan were still going at it. It's such a prime example of not giving up on your thought just because you feel like the third wheel in a conversation.
@allylilith5605
@allylilith5605 2 жыл бұрын
actually 3 times even
@stinkyman1761
@stinkyman1761 2 жыл бұрын
It literally knocked norm our of his chair
@musicloverme3993
@musicloverme3993 2 жыл бұрын
@@allylilith5605 I imagined that said in Snagglepuss' voice EVEN!
@jeremyc9593
@jeremyc9593 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes Andy just lets it go, but he knew this one was too good to pass
@lechusokolowski
@lechusokolowski 2 жыл бұрын
Andy actually saved that joke and Norm knew that
@lepari9986
@lepari9986 2 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace Norm, everyone will miss you. Except maybe Andy Richter the Swedish-German.
@grioulaloula8594
@grioulaloula8594 2 жыл бұрын
That was a great!!
@natekenworthy7367
@natekenworthy7367 2 жыл бұрын
I think especially Andy Richter, the Swedish-German. Love you Normie.
@mr.green2341
@mr.green2341 2 жыл бұрын
And Frank Stallone. 😆
@floresarts
@floresarts 2 жыл бұрын
...and Don Ohlmeyer 🦚
@ethanlivemere1162
@ethanlivemere1162 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know who thatis but he sounds like a real jerk
@UnchainedEruption
@UnchainedEruption Жыл бұрын
Norm's the kind of guy that can not only make a lame pun one of the funniest things you ever heard, but when he messes up the story, his recovery makes you laugh even harder than anything else. Humor is in his spirit. There'll never be another like him.
@horton12545
@horton12545 8 ай бұрын
One of the best parts is when Conan catches him changing the guy's name, and then.... "well, you know a man grows"
@nyancat6322
@nyancat6322 2 жыл бұрын
It's easy to miss the perfect writing in the first part of the story. 'He went over across the pond to the fellers in Cambridge and he even stood up to them' 'I started to do stand up and travel, from here to there and here again.' Norm was quite the wordsmith.
@ger4747
@ger4747 Жыл бұрын
Norm was a poet and a storyteller in my eyes, being funny was the cherry on top. Greatest comedian ever.
@glennmathisen2537
@glennmathisen2537 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he is explaining "the sea world" for Conan 😂
@Daosguard
@Daosguard 2 жыл бұрын
Ya know? With the fish? Ya know?
@shawnws1641
@shawnws1641 2 жыл бұрын
With the different fish???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Texas_Swift
@Texas_Swift 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds of Jim and Kevin on The Office. “‘Sea World’ or ‘see the world’?”
@Ganiscol
@Ganiscol 3 жыл бұрын
When the way to tell a joke is funnier than the punchline, its art.
@medved0987
@medved0987 2 жыл бұрын
its a shaggy dog story
@TWOhype23
@TWOhype23 2 жыл бұрын
@@medved0987 just had to good what that was and that is literally the word for 80% of norms comedy 💀. Lol gotta love him
@jw9099
@jw9099 2 жыл бұрын
@@TWOhype23 RIP
@Illlium
@Illlium 2 жыл бұрын
With a punchline you can always bomb, this guy is like a comedy shotgun.
@bensonbright
@bensonbright 2 жыл бұрын
Has there ever been another comedian so naturally funny and so naturally likeable? I can't think of one. Even among the greats he stands out.
@snakey934Snakeybakey
@snakey934Snakeybakey Жыл бұрын
I love how Conan admonishes the audience for laughing while visibly on the brink of laughter himself XD
@j.a.z1221
@j.a.z1221 2 жыл бұрын
I can say 3 things we can all agree on 1. He was a hell of a comedian 2. He had a voice anyone could recognize 3. He will be missed
@vanhalenps4
@vanhalenps4 2 жыл бұрын
Conan telling Norm "I love you! You know that right?" At the end is such a sweet ending to this amazing moment in comedy history.
@DrTimWhatleyDDS
@DrTimWhatleyDDS 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is Norm saying “now I believe!” at the end of the joke. Gets me every time.
@BucklingSwashes
@BucklingSwashes 2 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. this man, the King of Intentionally Long-winded Dad Jokes.
@THEOFFICIALTBTV
@THEOFFICIALTBTV 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve rewatched this multiple times only to realize he gives us all these unnecessary details in the story without actually clarifying the significance of who this character is or what he actually does. Amazing
@matttherrien9608
@matttherrien9608 Жыл бұрын
"The soil wasn't arable. It was rocky, hellish." - Norm Macdonald🤔😋
@MathiasMaximus
@MathiasMaximus Жыл бұрын
He was supposed to save the town by being the smartest guy
@TheGameTree
@TheGameTree Жыл бұрын
HE was their HOPE I guess
@jimjoycewakfin
@jimjoycewakfin 9 ай бұрын
​@@MathiasMaximushe was going to be the next one
@dasstreets
@dasstreets 5 ай бұрын
Jacques DeGatineau was supposed to be the next great Canadian politician (but then he vanished).
@ct00001
@ct00001 6 ай бұрын
Norm loved bombing so much that he made it absolutely hilarious.
@surfwriter8795
@surfwriter8795 Жыл бұрын
Oh how I miss him, such confidence, the deconstruction of jokes and his awareness of bad punchlines just to annoy people is beyond hysterical.
@smoshauto
@smoshauto 3 жыл бұрын
"It's like somebody saying I gotta show you something and take you on a 4 mile hike to show you a dog turd" Norm is hilarious
@soulsymphony5111
@soulsymphony5111 3 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂😂😂
@sharmaadwit
@sharmaadwit 3 жыл бұрын
Andy is consistently funny as well
@Shawn-wt4kh
@Shawn-wt4kh 3 жыл бұрын
@@sharmaadwit Andy the Swedish-German
@davegroenendijk6265
@davegroenendijk6265 3 жыл бұрын
It was actually Andy making that joke, but it wouldn't have been possible without Norm setting it up :)
@anonym58063
@anonym58063 3 жыл бұрын
Andy said it, not Norm
@nickt1417
@nickt1417 3 жыл бұрын
The corny joke was actually made 10 times funnier by Norm immediately, loudly saying "now I believe..." right after the punchline
@stevenjacob1983
@stevenjacob1983 3 жыл бұрын
The way he looks around cracks me up!
@matchbox1275
@matchbox1275 3 жыл бұрын
@@eighteen-naked-cowboys May be I don't understand American humor well, but why was this comedy just because Norm said "I believe that" after the story?
@sharkprisoner1909
@sharkprisoner1909 3 жыл бұрын
@@matchbox1275 it’s funnier because he says it louder and everyone had to do a mental double take. It also takes away the painfully awkward couple seconds right after a pun is dropped. If he stopped at “porpoise” there would have been an utterly silent second or two until the audience kicked in and this avoided that. (Notice the audience is dead silent until after he says “now I believe”)
@matchbox1275
@matchbox1275 3 жыл бұрын
@@sharkprisoner1909 If only I knew what 'porpoise' meant! I googled it. Now your explanation makes it much funnier. Thank you so much.
@Vamos82
@Vamos82 3 жыл бұрын
That's when we can briefly cath a glimpse of his essence
@DoggosAndJiuJitsu
@DoggosAndJiuJitsu 8 ай бұрын
Ah man, Norm was a national treasure.
@IMajst3RI
@IMajst3RI 2 жыл бұрын
0:13 "go on with me" look
@bait5257
@bait5257 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@MalcolmCrouch
@MalcolmCrouch 2 жыл бұрын
"A youthful porpoise" this man was a genius.
@Estefaniac19
@Estefaniac19 2 жыл бұрын
i jjust love how he enjoys dragging everyone to this loong story lol with a seemingly out of tune punchline lol
@espvp
@espvp 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't understand the joke, can someone please explain?
@JoseAntonio-qu8nk
@JoseAntonio-qu8nk 2 жыл бұрын
@@espvp Jacques served a youthful porpoise instead of a useful purpose.
@espvp
@espvp 2 жыл бұрын
@@JoseAntonio-qu8nk ohh I see haha thanks. English is not my first language and didn't know the word "porpoise".
@midorimashintaro2092
@midorimashintaro2092 2 жыл бұрын
@@espvp what is the joke?
@justion337
@justion337 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Andy wraps it up and puts it into perspective with his own joke and Norm acknowledges with the handshake that he was one upped. This (and the fact that he was even allowed to tell the joke in the first place) is why Norm was the best on Conan's show.
@GameTime-yj6qv
@GameTime-yj6qv 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@GH-om5rp
@GH-om5rp 3 жыл бұрын
It must be such a gratifying feeling to make Norm MacDonald laugh like that.
@craigcode7103
@craigcode7103 3 жыл бұрын
@@GH-om5rp And get the handshake.
@thejils1669
@thejils1669 2 жыл бұрын
The interesting thing is that nobody even suspected where this story was headed...except there was a little suspicion when Norm changed the fellow's name, Conan let on that this was probably going to be a waste of time Norm yarn...but when Norm starts the story about this guy from Tamescaming, QC going to McGill and Cambridge...all legit names and places...we all get sucked in to this "dog turd" of a story!
@paulmca8514
@paulmca8514 3 ай бұрын
I love this, this is Norm at his wacked out best, the extreme unnecessary details, the pauses, simply hilarious stuff.
@c523jw7
@c523jw7 3 ай бұрын
Conan and Norm is an unmatched duo. These segments are masterpieces 😂😂.
@reeceracing123
@reeceracing123 2 жыл бұрын
“I love you. I really do. You know that, right!” I’m glad Conan had the chance to say that while he still could.
@Dev-fo7oi
@Dev-fo7oi 3 жыл бұрын
"I went from here, to there, and here again." -Norm MacDonald
@jhogrute
@jhogrute 2 жыл бұрын
a hobbit's tale by normy baggins
@lightlybatteredjustcrispy
@lightlybatteredjustcrispy 6 ай бұрын
The way he scans the room after like "how bout that punchline? Huh?"
@Demention94
@Demention94 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Conans reaction serves as the real punchline.
@redpointt
@redpointt Жыл бұрын
He’s been a really good host, helping out guests all the time, adding in a thing here or there, but of all late night hosts he’s the one who facilitated the most
@d2thezdeezee113
@d2thezdeezee113 2 жыл бұрын
The man knew he was dying and had a finite amount of time left, yet he still did long funny ass jokes. Now that’s brave. Still don’t believe he’s gone.
@andrewdubose9968
@andrewdubose9968 2 жыл бұрын
I want to give this a thumbs up, but there are currently 69. Nice.
@Bone8380
@Bone8380 2 жыл бұрын
He's dead? I didn't even know he was sick.
@sumatran
@sumatran 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many times Norm had a silly punchline in mind and then just built in a super long, convoluted story in reverse order. What a genius.
@Owl90
@Owl90 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly! haha
@facubove8472
@facubove8472 Жыл бұрын
Chappelle does that as well, two true masters of their craft.
@RezaEvol
@RezaEvol 2 ай бұрын
I can't explain how much I miss Norm, man was a genius.
@subashchandrapoudel4257
@subashchandrapoudel4257 8 ай бұрын
For someone who didn’t get the joke. It’s his wordplay on useful purpose and youthful porpoise( animal looking similar to dolphin)
@patmat.
@patmat. 4 ай бұрын
I didn't get the joke either, I thought I was the only one, thx.
@CMinionTV
@CMinionTV 3 жыл бұрын
Every joke Norm makes feels like a joke you would die laughing at at 3 am, but when you think about it when you wake up, it makes no sense
@yoyosworld22
@yoyosworld22 3 жыл бұрын
Sense
@craigcode7103
@craigcode7103 3 жыл бұрын
"It makes no since."Actually sounds like a punch line to one of Norm's stories!
@williamkezmarr
@williamkezmarr 2 жыл бұрын
I actually watched this joke at around 3 am and I haven't laughed so hard in months.
@Squirrelnut77
@Squirrelnut77 2 жыл бұрын
Kinda like “hour... BACK! GET IT?!?!”
@questionmarke
@questionmarke 2 жыл бұрын
I happen to be watching this at 2:31 am. And I'm laughing. Point taken. Let's see how I feel about it when I wake up later.
@lucky9er567
@lucky9er567 2 жыл бұрын
He had everyone laughing several times during a terrible story with a bad pun to finish. He was a legend lmao
@somethingsomethang
@somethingsomethang 2 жыл бұрын
Andy nailed the equivalency so well Norm fell out of his chair and gave him the handshake lol
@Noiseheads
@Noiseheads 5 ай бұрын
"I love you. I really do. You know that, right?"
@OhNyo69
@OhNyo69 2 жыл бұрын
RIP Norm. The world just lost an absolute legend.
@s0baz
@s0baz 2 жыл бұрын
In fact we just gained a legend...
@lukep6053
@lukep6053 2 жыл бұрын
RIP Norm…such a loss. “When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s the term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous” Norm Macdonald
@met0xy
@met0xy 2 жыл бұрын
It was a tie, or a draw, as them English would call it.
@missyounorm33
@missyounorm33 2 жыл бұрын
Wow. If I knew what he was going thru
@darthrevan4376
@darthrevan4376 5 ай бұрын
The joke went completely over my head, as a non native speaker I had no idea what was the punchline about, but I had a lot of fun anyway this man was god.
@dzfattnutz
@dzfattnutz Жыл бұрын
I'm convinced Norm made his jokes up as he was telling them
@ChadCarney-hu3du
@ChadCarney-hu3du 2 жыл бұрын
The way he puts emphasis on random words to make them see important to the joke is genius
@ThotProvoking.
@ThotProvoking. 2 жыл бұрын
For Norm I would go on that 4 mile hike every single time. He was an absolute treasure 😭
@johnpacella9519
@johnpacella9519 8 ай бұрын
I think I understand why Norm disappeared from the public eye. He sounds like a public service warning for early onset dementia.
@snakebrown3755
@snakebrown3755 2 жыл бұрын
Always loved this segment. The first time it aired, this story seemed to drag on FOREVER. I always thought that at 3:00 Conan looked legit annoyed by Norm, having just burned all that precious network airtime. And Richter's comment is just gold. I'm gonna miss these three legends sitting together. RIP Norm.
@tossedburrito9028
@tossedburrito9028 3 жыл бұрын
He's like that uncle that shows up at every family reunion, tells you he knew you from you were "yea high" and gives you twenty dollars and gets really drunk during the evening, offending everyone except the kids, who hang by every story he tells.
@a-aron14
@a-aron14 3 жыл бұрын
...I feel seen
@vandalprixx8800
@vandalprixx8800 3 жыл бұрын
Then he disappears for years without any word and shows up randomly one year at Thanksgiving
@williamkezmarr
@williamkezmarr 2 жыл бұрын
Shoot. I think I'm that uncle...
@the_original_Bilb_Ono
@the_original_Bilb_Ono 2 жыл бұрын
The kids never get mad at you when you ask a cousin with a large wife when the baby is due.... so thats why im over here alone drinking.. say, can you do this? _pretends to remove finger and reattach it repeatedly_
@ibrahimmahrir
@ibrahimmahrir 2 жыл бұрын
*For those that still don't get it:* Norm tells Jacques de Gautino that everybody expected him to serve a "useful purpose", then Jacques tells him that he is serving a "youthful porpoise". Porpoise is a sea creature that resembles dolphins. Jacques is feeding young (youthful) dolphins at SeaWorld for a living. Basically, norm stretched a 15 seconds joke to 3 minutes and wasted everybody's time which is even funnier.
@louforcier2549
@louforcier2549 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@mrskinszszs
@mrskinszszs 2 жыл бұрын
Don't explain it
@louforcier2549
@louforcier2549 2 жыл бұрын
@@mrskinszszs why not ? For people who english isnt their first language it is really helpful
@mrskinszszs
@mrskinszszs 2 жыл бұрын
@@louforcier2549 because it's funnier without the explanation
@louforcier2549
@louforcier2549 2 жыл бұрын
@@mrskinszszs i understand but its not funny at all when u dont understand the punch line
@tommyoshady
@tommyoshady 2 жыл бұрын
4 mile hike to see a dog turd!!! That was Andy Richter's best putdown ever, especially vs. Norm. Even Norm had to recognize. And you know Andy had that in his back pocket because, let's be honest, he was commenting on ALL of Norm's jokes! Great thing was, like everything in life, it's all about the 4 mile hike/journey isn't it? And Norm was a master trail guide.....miss you Norm.
@ZenithLegend
@ZenithLegend 5 ай бұрын
"now that's a hell of a burden for a man, to have a town's hopes pinned on him..." my favourite line.
@jamesbarnousky1270
@jamesbarnousky1270 2 жыл бұрын
At 0:35 you can actually see the moment where "a man grows" pops into Norm's head.
@hamilcross
@hamilcross 2 жыл бұрын
i don’t even have words… one of the funniest people to grace the world
@charlesc4511
@charlesc4511 Жыл бұрын
Norm's jokes are the pure definition of "The journey is more important than the destination."
@docproc144
@docproc144 2 жыл бұрын
Norm’s laugh and response after Conan said he changed the name was pure gold 🤣 Norm was just having fun, he told jokes for his own amusement lol.
@elcoyote9410
@elcoyote9410 2 жыл бұрын
Norm was trolling us, himself, and comedy in general. Such genius
@dbsti3006
@dbsti3006 2 жыл бұрын
Every once in a while Andy nails it, and nails it really well. The joke was funny, but Richter really took it home.
@nothajzl
@nothajzl Жыл бұрын
You mean Andy Richter the Swedish German
@knowsmebyname
@knowsmebyname 8 ай бұрын
The point is is that Andy escaped with his dignity
@ag9652
@ag9652 Жыл бұрын
It's about the journey, not the destination.
@the-potato-warrior
@the-potato-warrior 2 ай бұрын
0:58 See the winks? He’s a genius
@KingNast
@KingNast 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Andy makes him fall out of his chair with the dog turd comment, then Norm shook his hand.. he really appreciated that one!
@joelinsb8650
@joelinsb8650 2 жыл бұрын
Good ad lib make it "hike four miles to see a dog turd shaped like a cat turd."
@henrikaugustsson4041
@henrikaugustsson4041 2 жыл бұрын
Norm really had that “let’s see if you fall for this prank”-look in his eyes all the time. 🤣 RIP, Norm!
@oz_jones
@oz_jones Жыл бұрын
Most of the time he just amused himself, we just got to ride along.
@jayedgardyson1920
@jayedgardyson1920 Жыл бұрын
Norm hovers around the “so bad it’s genius” mark and pulls it off with aplomb!
@austinadams6810
@austinadams6810 2 жыл бұрын
When you're trying to reach that minimum word count on an essay
@jessicab8281
@jessicab8281 2 жыл бұрын
RIP to a comedy legend. I was lucky enough to see him a couple of years ago. He went about an hour over set and it was worth every second. I’m in shock over this loss. Crazy
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