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Agro Squirrel Narrates

Agro Squirrel Narrates

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@wrathshorts2894
@wrathshorts2894 2 жыл бұрын
For story two. Here are the WORST case scenarios. 1. Enter woman giving birth. 2. Enter man passing kidney stone. (Honorable mention) Guy getting hit in the nuts with a 100 MPH fast ball.
@adamfejes6995
@adamfejes6995 2 жыл бұрын
very very worst case scenerio for them. a man accidentaly kill his own minecraft dog
@themathmoth7393
@themathmoth7393 2 жыл бұрын
@@adamfejes6995 oh no
@matthewklestinski7030
@matthewklestinski7030 2 жыл бұрын
@@adamfejes6995 To have every sentence describing the rest of the aliens' lives begin with, "Blinded by pain.."
@wrathshorts2894
@wrathshorts2894 2 жыл бұрын
@@adamfejes6995 (Error: that species is now extinct)
@snakes_shadow3539
@snakes_shadow3539 2 жыл бұрын
Your two options are neither worst case scenarios. The REAL worst case scenario: enter a woman giving birth AND while passing a kidney stone at the same time.
@samueltrusik3251
@samueltrusik3251 2 жыл бұрын
First story: Human determination and Alien pride! Second story: Aliens go insane after finding out that humans are in constant pain, but they just don't care.
@ianharrison5758
@ianharrison5758 Жыл бұрын
Bro my nervous system is so fucked bc of my disability and anime tier tragic childhood that I’m willing to bet that it’ll only take a few seconds in my head or body before they collapse
@dwavenminer
@dwavenminer 2 жыл бұрын
For the second story, imagine what would happen if they merged minds with a human in actual pain such as surgery without anesthesic... (Or the process of having local anesthetic injected)
@lucielm
@lucielm 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes like the infamous Dr. Robert Liston who once had a 300% mortality rate on a simple surgery. Yes, 300%! He was the fastest surgeon of his time and that's before anesthetic was invented. He Amputated the patient's leg properly, accidentally chopped an assistant's fingers off and nicked a random spectator's coattails. The Patient and Assistant died of infection and the spectator died of fright.
@kazadori164
@kazadori164 2 жыл бұрын
or any former solder. there bodys take quite the beating
@erikmckoul2478
@erikmckoul2478 2 жыл бұрын
they would probably just die.
@justinwise4607
@justinwise4607 Жыл бұрын
Dentistry work would have shattered their minds to dust
@USS_Grey_Ghost
@USS_Grey_Ghost Жыл бұрын
What about having to put up with the pain of Karen’s
@MrGoesBoom
@MrGoesBoom 2 жыл бұрын
For invading alien scum, the Emperor in the second story actually seemed like a reasonable authority figure. Weird
@ericzaiz8358
@ericzaiz8358 2 жыл бұрын
Meh just because you evil doesnt mean you have to be an A**Hole about it.
@tahakumonsonoa6026
@tahakumonsonoa6026 2 жыл бұрын
Pain tolerance reminded me that I have a bad back and who knows what the hell goes on with my legs beyond having sciatic nerves in both.
@lucielm
@lucielm 2 жыл бұрын
My knees down felt like they where on fire while working last night. Any time I got off my feet a new spike of pure agony washed over me but then slowly faded away. Even now my ankle still hurts.
@tahakumonsonoa6026
@tahakumonsonoa6026 2 жыл бұрын
@@lucielm Oh, I don’t think I’ve had such near constant pain such as that, but I know what you mean. My condolences.
@Zminator1986
@Zminator1986 Жыл бұрын
SAME
@KroMagnum4
@KroMagnum4 2 жыл бұрын
I'd hate to merge minds with most of the people I know.🤣
@MrGoesBoom
@MrGoesBoom 2 жыл бұрын
amen
@pokemonpokemon4391
@pokemonpokemon4391 2 жыл бұрын
[reply redacted]
@Calaban619
@Calaban619 2 жыл бұрын
F the algorithm. The soldier got up from his chair, unaware he was surrounded by infiltrators. Both of his knees popped with a loud *CRACK-THUNK!* "Ahh- there it goes.." The soldier said as he walked away. The infiltrators lay on the ground, catatonic over what they just sensed.
@ballsacsincorp
@ballsacsincorp Жыл бұрын
balls getting punched would be a nightmare alien feels a very sharp pain, alien feels sharper pain by the minute
@kennethhummel4409
@kennethhummel4409 2 жыл бұрын
I have a tooth ache... aliens head explodes in agony!!!
@derekstein6193
@derekstein6193 2 жыл бұрын
Step on lego, obliterate an entire legion.
@lightspam5897
@lightspam5897 2 жыл бұрын
@@derekstein6193 listens to Billie Eilish and the whole race goes extinct
@neosildrake
@neosildrake 2 жыл бұрын
Hit your head on the open cupboard... again. A battallion cries in agony. Stub your little toe on that f*ing corner for the nth time. An army falls catatonic.
@kirkjones9639
@kirkjones9639 2 жыл бұрын
There is a condition, where all of the pain centers on one side of the brain, are activated 100%, and the sufferer can feel no more pain, as he is maxed out. The condition last from 15 minutes to three hours, or so. Kind of a distant cousin to epilepsy. Read that poor bastards mind. It is called Cluster Headaches. Pretty rare condition.
@Crazylom
@Crazylom 2 жыл бұрын
This is literally the limit of one's suffering
@OverstuffedDragon
@OverstuffedDragon 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, cluster headaches are one of the few conditions that rival nor exceeds the pain of childbirth. The onset of the pain can go from nothing to exceeding tolerance in less than five minutes and maintain that level for hours at a time, multiple times per day. The pain is quite literally so bad, that hitting oneself in the head with a meat tenderizer repeatedly actually feels like paradise by comparison. Occasionally, a person can go into system shock from the rapidity of onset of the amount of pain. Fortunately there are a couple of medications that can work in near fully alleviating the pain within a minute.
@kirkjones9639
@kirkjones9639 2 жыл бұрын
@@OverstuffedDragon Look at the price of medication. Only option for most is a subcutaneous shot of Imitrex, at North of $70 USD, and can only take two in 24 hours. During a time when they are being attacked 6 to 10 times a day. There are a lot of suicides in that group of people.
@OverstuffedDragon
@OverstuffedDragon 2 жыл бұрын
@@kirkjones9639 Yep, Imitrex is probably the lead medication for treating Cluster headaches. Have had to use myself and been fortunate that after 2 or 3 uses the cycle breaks for upwards of a month and a half. Definitely a condition with a high rate of suicides. Doubly so if uninsured and unable to afford any medication for the condition.
@Techischannel
@Techischannel 2 жыл бұрын
Ah, so thats what my normal headaches are called. Cluster headaches, where the most merciful thing there is, is to stop almost all higher thought beyond basic logical reasoning & instinct. Resulting in what can be simply discribed as "No thoughts, head empty". Just to make as many resources avaliable as possible, to resist the pain. To resist the urge to hurt oneself to distract from the extreme pain that is, my normal headache. Like right now.
@Warutteri
@Warutteri 2 жыл бұрын
For the ALGORITHM!!!!! **charges at KZfaq headquarters with a broadsword in hand**
@serpentinious7745
@serpentinious7745 2 жыл бұрын
For the NANITES!
@GodoStory
@GodoStory 2 жыл бұрын
A crusade against KZfaq!!!
@Warutteri
@Warutteri 2 жыл бұрын
@@GodoStory Given the f*ckery yesterday that might not be completely unwarranted 😏 especially since KZfaqs automated systems screw smaller creators all the time and KZfaq never admits to any fault in their systems, or apologize for the inconvenience, and seem to help quickly only when it happens to big creators... Really tired of hearing how people have lost their channels, revenue from videos, etc because KZfaq is using self-learning algorithms for content screening with way too little human oversight 😑
@ProfessorRaiParadox
@ProfessorRaiParadox 2 жыл бұрын
Use a sling, any pebble makes good as a bullet and it can hollow a dude's skull if you thwip it hard enough
@lawrencem.37
@lawrencem.37 2 жыл бұрын
*shakes head and grabs hunting spear joining Warutteri*
@lululovesyou7618
@lululovesyou7618 9 ай бұрын
Perfect timing for the second story! I just spent five hours in the fetal position in utter agony from crps (feels like you are on fire) and it's now calming down enough to listen to videos. That story made me smile!
@RealArcalian
@RealArcalian 2 жыл бұрын
Greetings Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Story 1: Presumption is the mother of death Story 2: You can't handle the pain!
@Zminator1986
@Zminator1986 Жыл бұрын
Story 2: Low back pain, bad knees, bad shoulders. Never would've thought life in the military would make xenos insane. 🤣
@dragonson04
@dragonson04 2 жыл бұрын
TIL, that one of my back spasms could wipe out a battalion of these guys.
@genghiskhan6809
@genghiskhan6809 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if one of those aliens entered a guy passing kidney stone.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын
lol
@juliusmoe-nstar8942
@juliusmoe-nstar8942 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe that is why they committed suicide??? They do seem squishy with their nervous systems after all, So they are mentally unprepared for the daily pains of mankind.
@lawrencem.37
@lawrencem.37 2 жыл бұрын
Great stories and another wonderful narration. Gotta go there seems to be battle charge started by some guy carrying a broadsword screaming "for the algorithm". Now where is my spear...
@matthewklestinski7030
@matthewklestinski7030 2 жыл бұрын
And my axe!
@discusmaximus
@discusmaximus 4 ай бұрын
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
@carlfromtheoc1788
@carlfromtheoc1788 2 жыл бұрын
1st one - Captain Avatar gives a nod of approval.
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 2 жыл бұрын
Bless the Squerril Bless the Author
@thomaskelleyjr.1671
@thomaskelleyjr.1671 2 жыл бұрын
I've got a tooth ache, a heart ache, a belly ache . . . I've got a tooth ache and a wart upon my chin. Have a drink of whiskey, of whiskey, of whiskey . . . Have a drink of whiskey it'll sooth away your pain.
@bobsterclause342
@bobsterclause342 2 жыл бұрын
Very much you too.
@vodamiinurl1337
@vodamiinurl1337 2 жыл бұрын
My existence is pure suffering and I love every second of it
@NoBody-bx4cp
@NoBody-bx4cp 2 жыл бұрын
Inkroins: *Genocide and Plunder everything that isn't them* Germany:
@babla69420
@babla69420 2 жыл бұрын
*exhales*
@getonthelist5620
@getonthelist5620 2 жыл бұрын
Glad to see that you are still going.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын
only thing to do is keep on keeping on. Managed to get the issue sorted but not I will focus on getting backups in place should this happen again.
@kurtismiller9544
@kurtismiller9544 2 жыл бұрын
Kind of reminiscent of WW 2? German wondering how the xeno emperor was feeling?...... Second story.. bunch of pansies, can't handle a little bit of aches and pains
@yomogami4561
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
good stories for the algorithm
@conradrolla
@conradrolla 3 ай бұрын
good reason I didn't go into programming carpal tunnel and wrist brace! IT administration is a lot easier on the hands!
@linuxras
@linuxras 2 жыл бұрын
Fecking YT, I miss those intros.
@calebcarson8501
@calebcarson8501 2 жыл бұрын
Love it
@thesocialistsarecoming8565
@thesocialistsarecoming8565 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the solution to most problems. Excessive *DAKKA* *DAKKAKKAKKDAKKAKKAKKAKKADAKKAKKAKKADAKKA*
@TheLastGarou
@TheLastGarou 2 жыл бұрын
Der iz no such fing az enuff DAKKA!
@thesocialistsarecoming8565
@thesocialistsarecoming8565 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheLastGarou no no no, enough refers to an individual problem, theres always a value that is "enough" for a given problem or enemy. However no amount of dakka is sufficient in general, and even if you have enough for a given problem *MORE IZ BETTAH!*
@bathroomprophet2310
@bathroomprophet2310 2 жыл бұрын
For the squirrel
@objectiveice573
@objectiveice573 2 жыл бұрын
lets be honest here.....humanity is 1 of 3 things a masochist, a sadist, or a sadomasochistic jerk all of which give pain and pleasure
@babla69420
@babla69420 2 жыл бұрын
Is there such a thing? I thot i was switch
@objectiveice573
@objectiveice573 2 жыл бұрын
@@babla69420 sadomasochistic is a thing its just a masochist and a sadist in 1 person
@bvc5320
@bvc5320 2 жыл бұрын
First Story end around 8:05-8:06
@dragonpjb
@dragonpjb 2 жыл бұрын
Behold, an interaction.
@genericuser984
@genericuser984 2 жыл бұрын
neat
@GamingWithUncleJon
@GamingWithUncleJon 2 жыл бұрын
for the tunnels!
@klappstock943
@klappstock943 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
@Eramiserasmus
@Eramiserasmus 2 жыл бұрын
We fight for the Algorithm and the Nanite Swarm!
@shadowfoxarchon5021
@shadowfoxarchon5021 2 жыл бұрын
Send the swarm after the algorithm
@angrydragonslayer
@angrydragonslayer 2 жыл бұрын
Very neat
@karlhamoy3919
@karlhamoy3919 8 ай бұрын
👍
@maxxammax0
@maxxammax0 2 жыл бұрын
Gauss cannons you say? *Happy tombworld noises*
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын
lol
@brwisnt
@brwisnt 2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@WiredTurkey316
@WiredTurkey316 2 жыл бұрын
Hello Motrin my old friend I've come to talk with you again
@t.j.cornett7495
@t.j.cornett7495 2 жыл бұрын
Poor infiltrators... Welcome to the human experience.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын
indeed
@allenmorgan1007
@allenmorgan1007 2 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@arakheno4051
@arakheno4051 2 жыл бұрын
F.A.S. ... Emperor Arrak eh? .. I like it..
@james35124
@james35124 2 жыл бұрын
For the remonitization! And that um algorithm thing... yeah
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын
indeed
@CrazyViking_99
@CrazyViking_99 2 жыл бұрын
I got an ad, did YT fix their mess?!
@lordpfeiffer8490
@lordpfeiffer8490 2 жыл бұрын
First one I need more
@tristonanthony1146
@tristonanthony1146 2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm (frick off KZfaq) ...I did kind of chuckle when I noticed there was no intro though
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын
:)
@archer_of_azure
@archer_of_azure 2 жыл бұрын
It appears the intro and thank you messages got cut off
@stevenkey2343
@stevenkey2343 2 жыл бұрын
They must have invaded on a monday
@ComfortsSpecter
@ComfortsSpecter 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty good writing with a very noticeable accent of bad writing For example The use of the CIA and the JSDF was quite strange and not very forward thinking
@WingManFang1
@WingManFang1 Жыл бұрын
That IT story made no sense really. I mean if it was Rule 34 or Grimdark story writers I’d get that but IT? That’s just confusing not horrifying.
@merlinwizard1000
@merlinwizard1000 7 ай бұрын
146th, 3 January 2024
@bernardrednix756
@bernardrednix756 2 жыл бұрын
I don't get the ending of the second story at all
@thecatmaster6193
@thecatmaster6193 2 жыл бұрын
Humans tend to have a very high pain tolerance. What's a minor ache to us could be agonizing pain to this alien species. When they linked up with the IT department's minds, they felt everything they felt. But they didn't have the same level of pain tolerance as humans, so they broke, all because someone had carpal tunnel.
@steveradroach9101
@steveradroach9101 2 жыл бұрын
Ohh ok,that ending was confusing 😅
@furycarnategaming
@furycarnategaming 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed a fair number of people live in constant pain from many occupations and as long as focused thought is not surpassed by the pain they will keep trucking along.
@heartlessnobody1143
@heartlessnobody1143 2 жыл бұрын
Human with tummy ache: calm Alien trying to assimilate him: *goes into vegetative state*
@brianmeans5965
@brianmeans5965 2 жыл бұрын
@@thecatmaster6193 i wonder if any experienced the funny bone.
@ChrissieBear
@ChrissieBear 2 жыл бұрын
That's not what survival of the fittest means.
@novastar6112
@novastar6112 2 жыл бұрын
Patron fail
@novastar6112
@novastar6112 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe repost? For some reason, listening to the patrons is calming
@asandrewsilvaw
@asandrewsilvaw 2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@jimmycoyote74
@jimmycoyote74 2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
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