Tectoy's Best Worst Multicart Ever

Tectoy's Best Worst Multicart Ever | Octavius King

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Жыл бұрын

Let's have a play with one of the most hilariously charmingly bad video game compilations ever. I love this so much.
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@richardgadberry8398 Жыл бұрын

From the Rolf Harris of Sharks to the Jimmy Savile of Suns, this game is an absolute treat!

@TheBeird Жыл бұрын

Airborne Cunnilingus Factory sounds like that punk band your mate who really likes their music spends twenty years insisting you listen to.

@jessewilley531 Жыл бұрын

My alternate US titles Game 1: Tuesday in Baltimore Game 2: Vacuum of Space Game 3: Wednesday in Baltimore Game 4: My Nephew Walks to School Game 5: Chucking Cheese at Chuck E. Cheese Game 6: Dave Goes to Wal-Mart Game 7: Fred's Sunday Game 8: Baltimore Driving Game 9: Racist Racing Game 10: Hell in a Helicopter Game 11: Don't Drink Uncle Ted's Tea Game 12: Space Stupidity Game 13: The Kitttyhawk Airshow Game 14: Road Unsafety Game 15: Piss On Pizza Game 16: That's Why You Don't Get An Air BNB Game 17: Elf Lazer Tag Game 18: Idiot's Ski Free Game 19: Why I Take the Bus Game 20: How I Got Out of Gym Class

@cubeflinger Жыл бұрын

As someone that identifies as a lizard I certainly enjoyed being included.

@dykodesigns Жыл бұрын

All of these games remind of me programming exercises that never got anywhere. It’s like they literally compiled a game based on basic programming books but done in the worst possible way.

@1mariomaniac 7 ай бұрын

They look like games you'd find on scratch 😆

@tonybeattie3980 Жыл бұрын

Welcome back, Octavius! Good to see you making videos again, looking forward to whatever gubbins you review next :)

@joeyparkhill8751 Жыл бұрын

Ah yes Brazil's answer to the Action52! it's absolute shit on cheezy biscuits!!

@SomeOrangeCat Жыл бұрын

I wanna know what kind of deranged lunatic looked at these games and went "Yes. This is what we would release!"

@hicknopunk Жыл бұрын

The CEO of EA

@guilhermediniz6084 Жыл бұрын

We Brazilians are a strange bunch

@chroniclesofguyver7888 Жыл бұрын

"It's just one of the ugliest things I've ever seen and therefore I really want it." Sounds like how I picked out a lot of the Transformers in my collection. 😁

@sleepytime999998 Жыл бұрын

And now Starscream can never die.

@GazTheKitman Жыл бұрын

MONTY MOONSHOES!! Great to see you back, Octy doing what you do best! Distilled entertainment! I hope you are well. 💚

@Yesterzine Жыл бұрын

Everything on the Master System is just classier, that's a fact.

@zh84 Жыл бұрын

I started computer gaming in 1983 on a Sinclair ZX Spectrum, a cheap and not very capable machine for its time. Apart from the superior colours, practically all of these games could have appeared on the Spectrum then, and wouldn't have been thought good for their time. The motorbike trail riding thing in particular is similar to one of the games I typed in using ZX BASIC.

@WhatHoSnorkers Жыл бұрын

Monty Moon Shoes for the win! Some of the art is quite charming in a cartoony way, but the games look like they could have been written in BASIC. At 23:12 we suddenly fade to black but keep running until 24:10 when Sex Pest de Soleil turns up! Is that a bit left over? I do that sometimes, and find I've rendered a video with 10 minutes of content, then 40 minutes of nothing, then 3 seconds of something....

@Freddyfan1428 Жыл бұрын

That character looks like they're thinking "Oh, sweet lord, that fart was not a dry one...." LOL! Thank you for enduring this sh*tpile, Lady Octavious! Much appreciated and thank you again for doing this and sharing it with us!

@NeonSonOfXenon Жыл бұрын

6:40 I'm not a native Brazilian Portuguese speaker, but given what little I do know, an approximate translation would be "Our little lunar friends is very hungry and needs food. Help him find food! But watch out for obstacles along the way"

@mrgreen7525 Жыл бұрын

Tá certo, é isso mesmo!

@CaramelisedNipples Жыл бұрын

Always a joy to see you have uploaded a video, your sense of humour is spot on.

@ChrisHopkinsBass Жыл бұрын

"This is pure scenes" has become my favourite phrase of 2022

@jasonbaize6758 Жыл бұрын

so glad to see you back! this made my waking up before going to work so much better!

@RetroGamebloke Жыл бұрын

Using the same graphics over and over was probably a memory limitation of the cartridge. Don't think I have ever seen a compilation cart that was any good ever, so no change there.

@joeyparkhill8751 Жыл бұрын

4:54 So in other words the TecToy 20-in-1 cartridge is cheaper than a baby bird with tourettes syndrome! sorry if that offended some people my cousin Nico has tourettes but his parents gave me the go-ahead to comment that. yes I did consult them!

@blackenedheart9592 Жыл бұрын

So glad to see a new video from you! 😊 I love your channel and your humor! ❤️❤️ You're absolutely amazing! 🤘

@MathewHaswell Жыл бұрын

"Keep Calm and Hug Your Rat" - Octy's posters

@ChrisLeeW00 Жыл бұрын

If you try to get the “Master System Girl”, they are more rare, so you get to pay a sort of “pink tax”. Yay!

@MattiasKesti Жыл бұрын

I was not ready for the level of game-naming presented here! The first game had me spray the better part of a mouthful of nachos over my kitchen counter. Thanks! 😝

@cassandralyris4918 Жыл бұрын

I legit lost a chunk of toast in my coffee. It's great starting a day off with a new Octy video again! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kenhammscousin4716 Жыл бұрын

Y'all need some self control with food.

@neuroticplays Жыл бұрын

"It's one of the ugliest things I have ever seen and therefore I really want it" so there is still hope for me yet.

@carl-wheezer Жыл бұрын

You're a metalhead; we simply cannot be ugly

Жыл бұрын

I literally fired up this compilation for funsies not more than an hour ago 😂 Another hilariously funny video -- *textbook* comedy 📖

@Sedric-and-Charlie Жыл бұрын

that lad in 17 is CLEARLY Mark Mothersbaugh of DEVO

@DamnedSilly Жыл бұрын

I was set up for some pretty bad games but for more than one to be prettier versions of options on the Pong console we got when I was a kid in the '70s still surprised me.

@coffeecuparcade Жыл бұрын

Oh my god I just found you with this video and I could not stop laughing. Well done, absolutely well done

@TheB3e3 Жыл бұрын

Dibs on "Airborne Cunnilingus Factory" for the title of my next lofi noise album.

@parakart Жыл бұрын

That poor skier looks like he’s trying to find the nearest crapper

@boffyb Жыл бұрын

Long Neck Boi looks like they tried to recreate SkiFree from memory.

@pjgathergood6987 Жыл бұрын

The skiing game at 20:10 turns cool because it suddenly appears as if a bloody T-Rex of all things is on the skies. If only this was the classic 'Ski Free' for Windows, that would teach that grey monster bastard that always jumps out and eats you a flamin' lesson.

@princeofcupspoc9073 10 ай бұрын

Some of us old time physics majors appreciate the 4.6 million years. Bravo.

@gonzaloNMF Жыл бұрын

I'm so glad you're still uploading videos! Cheers!

@asa-punkatsouthvinland7145 Жыл бұрын

The best game = The Ghost of Mario Mario is banished to Hell for all his unrepentant killing & is doomed to forever scroll through an abandoned Hellscape that mirrors the Mushroom Kingdom

@_The_Jim 4 ай бұрын

The very very goldest of comedy gold. I loved your reaction to the pervy sun at the end.

@stevenwhuntva Жыл бұрын

I "love" how the frog has a second tongue still in its mouth when it lashes it out.

@jacobsilguero6169 Жыл бұрын

Yay!! Glad to see your back!!! I had the sega master system 2 here in the US. None the less, interesting stuff 👍🏼

@darrancoyle8394 Жыл бұрын

Welcome back Octavious! You're my fave KZfaqr!❣️

@sKraat528 Жыл бұрын

Ok, this gal is pretty hilarious. Love the little character sticker emoji things x)

@Alzorath Жыл бұрын

11:49 - yes. signed, first hand experience, people be a bit crazy there.

@demiraichan Жыл бұрын

Glad to see more videos from you, when I found your channel I binged almost all of it I really like your thoughts on these old games. *Watching this vid later tonight but didn't want to forget to comment.

@faenethlorhalien Жыл бұрын

Octavius: “… lizards” Me: “Zounds! My cover is blown!”

@K.G._Drake Жыл бұрын

That does it. I'm becoming nocturnal so the sun can't leer at me.

@19Flagg19 Жыл бұрын

A new octavious king video? Christmas came early

@wattouk Жыл бұрын

To be fair to game 15, the floor is covered in butter. Which is why the chef slides up and down.

@littleman8674469 6 ай бұрын

The trees on level 17 look like butt plugs 😂 I love your videos and the Octavius King character! I'm glad that I found your channel through Nostalgia Nerds channel

@_The_Jim 4 ай бұрын

Me too. This channel definately deserves a lot more exposure. Ive been watching some of the nerdies corners of youtub e for years and cant believe I never discovered octav1us until the other week. From the looks of their twitch stream, they are having lots of troubles at the moment and may not do many more youtube videos, whichis a huge shame because it's ike discovering a new favourite tv show and then finding out its been cancelled, maybe. but I hope they manage to get better enough to keep creating content as its really good stuff.

@frankowalker4662 Жыл бұрын

I loved the names you came up with, they fit perfectly. :)

@googaagoogaa12345678 Жыл бұрын

as for game #8 as a native texan living there i can confirm that's how it is driving in texas period. Instead of construction we need iq tests for driving... NOBODY would be on the road

@reaper_panda994 Жыл бұрын

That sun will haunt my nightmares for days to come

@adamdeville1977 Жыл бұрын

the naming conventions made me smile! not easy to do these days ty!

@strain42 Жыл бұрын

I...definitely found this to be way more charming looking than I was expecting it to be.

@lauratiso Жыл бұрын

i’m so glad I discovered your channel 😂

@GeneSavage Жыл бұрын

I seriously thought the "finger guns" in #17 was a cell phone ringing! XD It is ALWAYS so good to see a new video from you. Not only do I always learn so much, but I end up laughing my head off in the process. (It does make it difficult to go out in public without my head, but... COVID, so... yeah.) Have we complimented you on your voice before? I do love listening to you talk. I feel like we may have missed yet one more quality you have that is worthy of praise. You have a fantastic voice, and it makes it very easy to listen to you talk about practically anything. Thank you for sharing your time and knowledge with us! Your efforts are deeply appreciated. (P.S. - I'm convinced that music is a rip off of one of the Tetris themes.)

@gbraadnl Жыл бұрын

2:00 it is the girl holding the rabbit upside down by the ears that sells it. Rad!

@SteveEngledow Жыл бұрын

Found my way here from Nostalgia Nerd and glad I did, great stuff!

@tomstorm255 Жыл бұрын

As a person who's done video editing for law firms - I appreciate the stock video at 5:41 - I've used it many times myself.

@paultheretrogamer Жыл бұрын

Always a pleasure to see you

@Feenix102 5 ай бұрын

Watching this a second time...I can't get the phrase "froggy sunnilingus" out of my head...!!

@Kee-Lo Жыл бұрын

10 out of 10 on the end monologue Sarah!

@masterbrown2002 Жыл бұрын

I accidentally read the box art as “Super Jog On” and then spent far too long laughing at it. I lead a sad life.

@radagastaddams3703 Жыл бұрын

hope your rats are doing ok after the insane heatwave in the UK. on the positive side I got to see a lot of different wildlife in my garden, stopping by to get a drink from all the extra water i left out. even had two ducks appear in my garden which I've never seen before

@cassandralyris4918 Жыл бұрын

"Never Looking At The Sun In The Same Way Again Because I Looked At The Real Sun To Burn My Corneas So I'd Never Have To Look At This Sex Scene Again And By Extension Will Not Be Looking At The Real Sun In The Same Way Ever Again" sounds like the next big horny Iseakai light novel anime adaptation. Its English name would be: Airborne Cunnilingus Factory . 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@chloeirnes Жыл бұрын

Brilliant! Great video as always!

@kranibal Жыл бұрын

Your sense of humour is perfect!

@VAR1UM Жыл бұрын

great stuff as always

@atkelar 6 ай бұрын

I wonder if the "Lunar Friend" got there via several typos or mistranslations... "Lunar Buggy" - "Lunar Buddy" - "Lunar Friend"...? The face on it made me giggle though :)

@rayceeya8659 Жыл бұрын

This cart looks like the result of a freshman level programing course. "Here's the development software, your goal is to make a game by the end of the semester." It doesn't need to be Zelda, just any game. It reminds me a lot of Flappy Bird.

@RaposaCadela Жыл бұрын

This was the most creative and inspired review I've seen of this game!! One Man One Bucket sounds like a great time aklçshdaçlkjsdhlajks

@Shamazya 11 ай бұрын

It's impressive how you find these really obscure releases!

@mauriciomunuera Жыл бұрын

I've had one of those super compact master systems, bought it on a flea market around 2006. It was horrible, you had to plug it to the TV (RF only) and to a power supply, so you can imagine what happened when you moved the thing around while playing: a lot of interference and bad contacts. The idea was great, but it was not ergonomic at all, so your hands would hurt really fast. Oh! Almost forgot! The RF cable wasn't really necessary, because the console had a little antenna, so it would send the signal to the TV. The image quality, however, was just horrible (if you were able to make it work at all). You could also use batteries instead of a power supply (purely distilled wireless technology!). However, the thing would get really heavy, so it became even worse to hold.

@tomasavendanozacarias5205 Жыл бұрын

6:41 it translates to "our (implied to be reader and writer) lunar friend" so it kinda says that it is your friend that lives on the moon

@Flofutz Жыл бұрын

That sun is really up for something. Thanks for doing the hard work of a review on this crap. Someone has to do it. And thanks for putting a smile on my Face.

@Domarius64 Жыл бұрын

How is your comment from 2 weeks ago when this video was only uploaded today? What's going on???

@Flofutz Жыл бұрын

@@Domarius64 Patreon is going on ;) A bit support for Octav1us gives you early access.

@Domarius64 Жыл бұрын

@@Flofutz ohh sneaky... that makes sense. I was so weirded out!

@stevenwhuntva Жыл бұрын

It is a good time to go back and watch past Octy videos

@guacamolenightmaretv7720 Жыл бұрын

Maybe Game #2 is centered around the spiky enemy from Yoshi's Island going bald and deciding to live on the moon in shame.

@esmerylan Жыл бұрын

The shark looks like he belongs in a WarioWare game, not in a bad Master System multicart.

@MHoeling Жыл бұрын

Every day you upload automatically becomes a good day!

@Melancolombia Жыл бұрын

That Tinder joke was worth the effort. Bravo! 👏 😆

@peterwattsuk Жыл бұрын

Hilarious,I did a proper lol several times throughout this video. Bravo!!

@JohnnyProctor9 Жыл бұрын

Remind me to download this little pack of awesomeness...

@DorgeDB Жыл бұрын

Airborne cunnilingus factory. I'm in love with you.

@dylan.t180 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for your videos always a good time

@fattomandeibu Жыл бұрын

Oh god, I had to pause and comment early, because on game 4 until you started walking I thought he had his willy out.

@TheSonicsean Жыл бұрын

I love how the sun looks like he's split the clouds and that's why he's so happy. He's just goin to town on those clouds.

@googaagoogaa12345678 Жыл бұрын

The Tectoy DVD Karaoke Game DVT-G100 is a strange product released by Sega's Brazilian distributor Tectoy in 2009. It is a DVD player, a Karaoke machine and a Sega Master System all built into one unit. Thats what i want now that i know of it.

@mayasky80 Жыл бұрын

OMG! That sun looked like he just smoked a pound of weed lol!!

@EilonwyWanderer Жыл бұрын

Number 17 -- you're BLOWing "magic powder" and sending them to another dimension! So... it's a game about cocaine, then?

@alanfike Жыл бұрын

Police Chase (We Don't Find Crime Scenes, We Make'em!)

@Arrowdodger Жыл бұрын

The lifespan of the Master System in Brazil is such a strange thing. Interesting, but strange.

@MoltandMigrate Жыл бұрын

I appreciate how informative and entertaining your vids are! Especially since I'm from the US, I don't know much about European gaming.

@gwishart Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, Brazil - one of Europe's best known countries(!).

@MoltandMigrate Жыл бұрын

@@gwishart It's right there next to Portugal isn't it? Lmao, nah, I get how that sounds. I meant it in a more general sense, especially because she lives in the UK.

@Blas4ublasphemy Жыл бұрын

Very well done video! subscribed.

@asa-punkatsouthvinland7145 Жыл бұрын

Construction guy=TecToy Mario Skateboard guy=TecToy Luigi 😂

@philstraintravels9281 Жыл бұрын

Game one looks like one of those phone in games you played on CBBC where the kids shouted "left, stop, right, RIGHT, stop, STOP" Also, the music is hurting my earfaces!!!

@srwapo Жыл бұрын

Literally Best Game Ever Made makes me think of the display on the exercise bike in the gym that would go up and down at random while I was riding.

@garlips Жыл бұрын

Game 2 is now renamed ‘Monty Moonshoes’.

@MGPW Жыл бұрын

And I thought the sun in Mario was scary. I had no idea.

@MegaManX7 Жыл бұрын

lmao you're actually hillarious. Ill sub

@Feenix102 Жыл бұрын

Ball batter? Lol, need some Terbinafine for that by the sound of it... Cool video. :o) x

@bwware Жыл бұрын

The tinder match with the sun, Papa John's, the game titles...what a roller coaster ride! I loved it! Title #11 was my favorite. Did you name the tennis game??