Televangelist Kenneth Copeland Kills Flu Virus In His Colon

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David Pakman Show

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2 жыл бұрын

--Televangelist Kenneth Copeland performs a bizarre ritual to "kill" the flue virus "in his colon"
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@fisher7636
@fisher7636 2 жыл бұрын
If there ever was a “lizard person”, it’s Kenneth Copeland
@TK-yz3wt
@TK-yz3wt 2 жыл бұрын
But if you wore a mask that looked like his face on Halloween then you'd scare the hell out of people. Jason, Freddy, Leatherface, Ghostface, Chucky, and Micheal Myers would look friendly compared to him.
@fisher7636
@fisher7636 2 жыл бұрын
@@TK-yz3wt I have to agree
@samiam619
@samiam619 2 жыл бұрын
He is right up there with the “Ark” puke, Kenneth Ham down in Kentucky…
@leogama3422
@leogama3422 2 жыл бұрын
Aha!!! I knew it!
@TroIIingThemSoftly
@TroIIingThemSoftly 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he's _king_ of the lizard people.
@harlenkelly7331
@harlenkelly7331 2 жыл бұрын
I cannot for the life of me understand how people can believe such nonsense.
@siobhanm5764
@siobhanm5764 2 жыл бұрын
It's called mass ignorance/gullibility.
@douglasrasmussen480
@douglasrasmussen480 2 жыл бұрын
It is easy to see the insanity in Copeland's portrayal of Christianity. What is not so obvious is the abject insanity of Christianity itself.
@jimled50jl49
@jimled50jl49 2 жыл бұрын
I ask myself the same question with Fox News & Trump supporters ! Lol
@troyfrech
@troyfrech 2 жыл бұрын
@@douglasrasmussen480 As an Atheist myself, I must say, you aren't doing any of us any good making troll comments like that.
@Plethorality
@Plethorality 2 жыл бұрын
its slow and subtle.
@Booboonancy
@Booboonancy 2 жыл бұрын
This man’s creep factor is through the roof. He’s the definition of crazy con man. 😳
@catherineaiello7136
@catherineaiello7136 2 жыл бұрын
The IRS needs to start cracking down on these phony pastors. This is soooo disgusting.
@jackywhite880
@jackywhite880 2 жыл бұрын
They can't crack down. That principle might filter through to the obscenely rich major religions - and they have enough friends in right places to make sure that never happrns.
@Wastingsometimehere
@Wastingsometimehere 2 жыл бұрын
In America, if you start with the phrase "In the name of Jesus", you can literally say anything you want afterwards no matter how nutty is sounds.
@backalleycqc4790
@backalleycqc4790 2 жыл бұрын
And get tax exemptions....
@siobhanm5764
@siobhanm5764 2 жыл бұрын
@@backalleycqc4790 ...and millions will buy it.
@bigsheed9003
@bigsheed9003 2 жыл бұрын
That man could get in front of his flock and say “In Jesus name super kala fragilistic espi alaa doscious yabba dabba doo!” His flock would say he had the Holy Ghost.
@Monster33336
@Monster33336 2 жыл бұрын
It makes sense, one must always state a *disclaimer* about giving medical advice unless it's Kenneth Copeland.
@nadiasilvershine4630
@nadiasilvershine4630 2 жыл бұрын
@@bigsheed9003 Speaking in tongues! LOL.
@kabiam
@kabiam 2 жыл бұрын
This makes Beavis and Butthead look like prolific geniuses.
@rrojanorge
@rrojanorge 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't Matt Gaetz the love child of Beavis & Butthead?
@edwardmiessner6502
@edwardmiessner6502 2 жыл бұрын
And Homer Simpson seem like a college professor
@jamesdouglas1492
@jamesdouglas1492 2 жыл бұрын
I'm miss Beavis and Butthead! 😁
@kabiam
@kabiam 2 жыл бұрын
@@edwardmiessner6502 I guess we're just farting in the wind. If we could only save one of those poor idiots that send this guy money it might mean something.
@scarpien
@scarpien 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamesdouglas1492 Me too. lol
@rh5776
@rh5776 2 жыл бұрын
It's so strange. If this guy was doing this on a street corner, he'd be in the psych ward. But if you do it on stage at a church, they call you a miracle worker, and give you money. Am I missing something? By the way, this dude sends a chill down my spine. Set's off my alarm.
@paulreyes6821
@paulreyes6821 Жыл бұрын
He’s not crazy, he’s an evil conman. The ones who believe him and give him money are the crazy ones.
@MrGruffteddybear
@MrGruffteddybear 2 жыл бұрын
Any rich pastor should be avoided. As the Bible says, “One cannot serve both God and money.” And he’s worth an estimated 760 million. Also, as a knock on these “prosperity gospel” preachers, during His ministry, Jesus was homeless and by any standard, poor in money.
@Liverpoolfc9karim
@Liverpoolfc9karim 11 ай бұрын
Rich pastors can quote bible verses as well that perfectly justifies their position, slave owners can do the same, that’s the problem, there is no good reason why anyone should believe in that nonsense
@QuinnPrice
@QuinnPrice 2 жыл бұрын
I attended an event with Copeland. Jaw dropped the whole time. Bat shit crazy. Please tax this grifter.
@cynthiabrent6479
@cynthiabrent6479 2 жыл бұрын
And all the other evangelists too.
@et34t34fdf
@et34t34fdf 2 жыл бұрын
They will never get taxed, because religious people gets away with anything in the US.
@elosoguapo8137
@elosoguapo8137 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that an audience sees this and doesn’t laugh it’s testimony that people can be led to believe anything.
@mooreandless
@mooreandless 2 жыл бұрын
And all those idiots chanting are trump fans. It's a tried and true formula.... get them to love you and they'll believe any bullshit you spew. Hearts and minds equates to dollars and votes.
@dbc105
@dbc105 2 жыл бұрын
Trump proved that.
@FitLabb
@FitLabb 2 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately nothing surprises me anymore these days…..but this has got to be one of the most absurdly stupid things I’ve ever seen!!! Felt like I was watching a scene out of an old Mel Brooks movie, & was waiting for him to soil himself with the “dead virus” like in “Bad Grandpa”. 😂
@Zaradorian
@Zaradorian 2 жыл бұрын
They don't call them cults for nothing
@bobwiley69
@bobwiley69 2 жыл бұрын
And they give him loads of money too.
@adamh.2791
@adamh.2791 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe how many people take this man seriously. It really makes me scared for the future of our species.
@jgmediting7770
@jgmediting7770 2 жыл бұрын
There’s always been this kind of thing. The issue is politicians and people with power are now using them for their own agenda.
@watchcity2068
@watchcity2068 2 жыл бұрын
Just when you think you've seen and heard everything you come upon this. Psychosis on steroids!
@disintegrateallhumans3067
@disintegrateallhumans3067 2 жыл бұрын
These are the people who still want to pass laws based on their myths, yet don’t wanna give up their tax exempt status. 😂😂😂
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 2 жыл бұрын
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
@siobhanm5764
@siobhanm5764 2 жыл бұрын
And a never-ending river of proof of that stupidity.
@pennysutch6628
@pennysutch6628 2 жыл бұрын
People who write for SNL watch the news.The last 2wks have been a laughing marathon.Sadly all of this is real.I wonder how other countries see us.stay safe.✌😷
@rickarnold6704
@rickarnold6704 2 жыл бұрын
Most stupid species on this beautiful planet ..
@klondike316
@klondike316 2 жыл бұрын
Your comments are excellent.
@pennysutch6628
@pennysutch6628 2 жыл бұрын
@Ab Intra That is the truth.stay safe.✌😷
@Homeoftheclan
@Homeoftheclan 2 жыл бұрын
Never trust a televangelist who can’t even be honest about the colour of his own hair.
@sayitloudblcknproud
@sayitloudblcknproud 2 жыл бұрын
I can't wrap my head around the fact that there's people gullible enough to believe this nonsense.
@PatNeedhamUSA
@PatNeedhamUSA 2 жыл бұрын
Who else was so disappointed after realizing this isn't news about him getting killed
@OuterGalaxyLounge
@OuterGalaxyLounge 2 жыл бұрын
A demon bursting from his colon, a la Alien, would be sweet,
@Analysta654
@Analysta654 2 жыл бұрын
I knew it was going to be something ridiculous. He's been saying ridiculous stuff for years and claiming to heal himself and others of various ailments. I doubt he has any verifiable or documented miracles, just a bunch of idiotic claims, yet people still watch and believe him. Odd?
@RM-ti8nf
@RM-ti8nf 2 жыл бұрын
🤣😄
@leftisbest7173
@leftisbest7173 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@tcsam73
@tcsam73 2 жыл бұрын
The good news is that, at his age, he won't be grifting for much longer.
@zacconeacademy1883
@zacconeacademy1883 2 жыл бұрын
We should all just declare ourselves churches so we don’t have to pay taxes anymore
@christinecoley5930
@christinecoley5930 2 жыл бұрын
Now there is the best idea I have heard in awhile 😃.
@siobhanm5764
@siobhanm5764 2 жыл бұрын
I'd rather churches have to pay taxes, since they constantly are meddling in government decisions. We could erase the deficit in a hurry.
@nipponsuxs
@nipponsuxs 2 жыл бұрын
@@siobhanm5764 i agree, any church or preacher that uses politics in their services should have to pay taxes
@feedyourhead731
@feedyourhead731 2 жыл бұрын
My body is like the Catholic Church, full of bread, wine and guilt.
@LLL-zt3fz
@LLL-zt3fz 2 жыл бұрын
I belong to the "We ALL Know Donald is Horrible and a Corrupt Criminal" church
@nealshirley1205
@nealshirley1205 2 жыл бұрын
When I heard "You die now!", I immediately thought of John Pinetta's Chinese restaurant bit. Except this was a lot funnier.
@rickhuis3773
@rickhuis3773 2 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I was going to a young peoples sessions. The minister was supposed to be a faith healer. Every week the same old woman would show up to be “healed” of something different, didn’t take long for us kids to start calling bullshit! Shame adults can’t do the same
@MrRevancheRay
@MrRevancheRay 2 жыл бұрын
and these people are allowed to vote and determine the faith of a country...just imagine
@dbc105
@dbc105 2 жыл бұрын
As the SCOTUS eliminated abortion, since Roe was decided based on the 14th Amendment they will be defining the 14th as abortion is not mentioned in the Constitution and what they are doing is using abortion as a lie to eliminate your right to privacy. That is the only way to block Roe. At the same time they are also eliminating Freedom of Religion because what they are doing a fully based on Religious Beliefs even though the Bible never says don't do abortion and at no point has anyone been able to prove an unborn child is a life. Even Barbra Bush believed a woman should be able to decide that for herself. As the Right Wing SCOTUS does this we will only be 1 law suit away from the elimination of private voting. They can and likely will make your vote public. Most people already know how I vote just by knowing me but many people don't want it known. The Republicans are working very hard to eliminate democracy and I don't see anything stopping them.
@brianbenoit6883
@brianbenoit6883 2 жыл бұрын
How can they determine someone's faith?
@carolewilkins8847
@carolewilkins8847 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, no wonder the people of USA have problems.
@nickthompson1812
@nickthompson1812 2 жыл бұрын
@@dbc105 people really don’t see that both sides are playing the same game. The left is trying to strip your freedom of choice by forcing vaccine mandates, and the right is trying to strip freedom of choice by repealing Roe v Wade. The only thing people can do is point the finger at the other side and cry about how the other side is infringing on our rights. Time to stand up and be consistent, don’t give up our right to bodily autonomy on any issue.
@jeffbaer5851
@jeffbaer5851 2 жыл бұрын
@@nickthompson1812 Aaaah, sweet both sides-ism. The lazy way out of any argument.
@masongraham
@masongraham 2 жыл бұрын
If only we knew that we could kill diseases by simply screaming at them.
@FPVphilly
@FPVphilly 2 жыл бұрын
And people that follow him are clueless about life if they think it’s real
@aliciataylor2972
@aliciataylor2972 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@neondeath07
@neondeath07 2 жыл бұрын
I'd have none of my chronic conditions if it's that easy!
@mathboy8188
@mathboy8188 2 жыл бұрын
Even if that were possible, republicans still wouldn't do it.
@miguelferrell1437
@miguelferrell1437 2 жыл бұрын
Believe it or not, it (almost) works. I tried with a virus, I couldn’t kill it but it became deaf.
@moniquewrites9046
@moniquewrites9046 2 жыл бұрын
A small 30 member local church still paying off the mortgage DOES NOT need to be taxed in the same way as a mega church. I think that needs to be addressed here.
@helenlauer9545
@helenlauer9545 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks so much Mr. Pakman, for your relentless deadpan illuminations.
@emeraldtabbycat148
@emeraldtabbycat148 2 жыл бұрын
As a Christian I feel nothing but embarrassment seeing this.
@jolenelarson469
@jolenelarson469 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a Christian, too and am so hurt and angered at what some people call "Christian." Jesus will say "I never knew you" to many of them.
@ronnie-being-ronnie
@ronnie-being-ronnie 2 жыл бұрын
Heck…as a human being, I’m embarrassed!
@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134
@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 2 жыл бұрын
Amen
@hymnodyhands
@hymnodyhands 2 жыл бұрын
As a Christian I shudder to think of the price this man is going to pay for not only shaming us, but CHRIST... His patience is great, indeed, but this right here?
@randyrrandelson6444
@randyrrandelson6444 2 жыл бұрын
100% agree. Can you imagine sitting in service chanting this stuff? What ever happened to a reading and reflection on its message.
@donnaprather1066
@donnaprather1066 2 жыл бұрын
It gives new meaning to the exclamation “Holy Crap!”
@markg.4246
@markg.4246 2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@Circlewisewoman01
@Circlewisewoman01 2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@annamariaiannacito5291
@annamariaiannacito5291 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the laugh!
@lobserve1
@lobserve1 2 жыл бұрын
Demon doodoo
@barbarawinkle1042
@barbarawinkle1042 2 жыл бұрын
Good one, Donna!🤣
@tuttt99
@tuttt99 2 жыл бұрын
I love the look on the bass player's face throughout this...
@flowdreas5351
@flowdreas5351 2 жыл бұрын
This needs to become meme gif if it isn’t already.
@commonsense2574
@commonsense2574 2 жыл бұрын
When I envision Satan, Kenneth Copeland is the first thing that comes to my mind.
@tabularasa0606
@tabularasa0606 2 жыл бұрын
Don't insult Satan. He would never stoop that low.
@kathleenyurick3902
@kathleenyurick3902 2 жыл бұрын
He is Hollywood material, a great act.
@lapislazarus8899
@lapislazarus8899 2 жыл бұрын
Whenever I contemplate what scripture says the antichrist will be, Trump fits the traits to a tee.
@commonsense2574
@commonsense2574 2 жыл бұрын
@@lapislazarus8899 He wouldn't know a beatitude if it fell on his face and wiggled.
@annemettefrederiksen7751
@annemettefrederiksen7751 2 жыл бұрын
With a wife named Gloria 🙄 yep, seems like a legit idea. If i squint real hard, i can even invision his horns 👿
@randyrauch
@randyrauch 2 жыл бұрын
The only thing scarier than Kenneth Copeland are the people that continue to follow him and donate money.
@donniebrookings3695
@donniebrookings3695 2 жыл бұрын
Yes and their following him right to hell.
@mtaylor7307
@mtaylor7307 2 жыл бұрын
Copeland was part of the original Name it and Claim it movement. Now the trend is to say, Manifest it. Copeland is falling behind the times (but he still has his "old school" fan base to help talk that virus right out of his gut). I like the version from the movie, Sphere, better. Dustin Hoffman, Sharon Stone, Samuel L Jackson, Queen Latifa, put on a better show than Copeland to me. I did pay to see that.
@gleanerman2195
@gleanerman2195 2 жыл бұрын
@@donniebrookings3695 No such place.
@gleanerman2195
@gleanerman2195 2 жыл бұрын
@ChrisTopher Shawn If you mean on this earth then I have to agree. But the biblical hell is not real at all, man made bullshit.
@jackywhite880
@jackywhite880 2 жыл бұрын
My late father grew up with a guy later jailed as a con man. He was unapologetic to the end. His philosophy was that if he didn't fleece the gullibles of this world, sooner or later others would. All that changed was who ended up with the money - and it was nature, not him, who had already determined it wouldn't be the victim. I can't say I agreed, having met one of his vulnerable targets. But he at least did make me think.
@TaureanTrish
@TaureanTrish 2 жыл бұрын
'It is easier to fool people, than to convince them they have been fooled'. Mark Twain.
@michaelhalstead7532
@michaelhalstead7532 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you David for that information I dont know how I could have got through the day without it..
@johnrobinson4739
@johnrobinson4739 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone who supports this man or any of the pastors like him are in desperate need of psychological evaluation and help.
@johnpacella9519
@johnpacella9519 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah…this is why I fully support Texas Gov Abbot’s efforts to organize the succession of Texas, and all it’s nut job citizens, from the The Union.
@briancordova1299
@briancordova1299 2 жыл бұрын
I used to support him and I DID get help!
@macriggs3667
@macriggs3667 2 жыл бұрын
Should be all preachers, pastors, reverend and anyone else spreading anything doing with that made up book.
@GermanRLopez
@GermanRLopez 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@patomalley55
@patomalley55 2 жыл бұрын
You can't parody this level of comedy. This is people living in the comedic moment but they don't realize the humour they're creating. Hilarious.
@schrodingerthecat
@schrodingerthecat 2 жыл бұрын
"Never underestimate the power of stupid of people in large groups." -George Carlin
@caniican
@caniican 2 жыл бұрын
Oh George you were so right on about everything you were so many years ahead of your time. I love you and I miss you
@miguelmonterroso5216
@miguelmonterroso5216 2 жыл бұрын
They like to play with God, they are not afraid of him,Lord have mercy on this man
@cindydoyle1135
@cindydoyle1135 2 жыл бұрын
No kidding!
@lorihensonmeyer3983
@lorihensonmeyer3983 2 жыл бұрын
George Carlin would have a field day with everything going on
@katshotz6033
@katshotz6033 2 жыл бұрын
Oh George Carlin we need you!!
@morgannaomi1231
@morgannaomi1231 2 жыл бұрын
Kenneth Copeland: "Ima help ya here with something" David: "No."
@atomiccritter6492
@atomiccritter6492 2 жыл бұрын
Best part of the video
@texasiguana
@texasiguana 2 жыл бұрын
"You don't see faith healers working in hospitals in the same way that you don't see psychics winning the lottery every week." - Ricky Gervais
@scottdowdy9994
@scottdowdy9994 2 жыл бұрын
How do you satirize that? He expels the demon bug by soiling himself and declaring god has "moved" inside him
@siobhanm5764
@siobhanm5764 2 жыл бұрын
Holy bowel movement, Batman!
@katdoe192
@katdoe192 2 жыл бұрын
OMG you just made spit my tea thanks for the laugh!
@yanniskarageorgiou3573
@yanniskarageorgiou3573 2 жыл бұрын
That movement was because he's full of sh*t not The Most High
@churly9717
@churly9717 2 жыл бұрын
The Lord moves in mysterious ways.
@ianchandley
@ianchandley 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t have bowel movements..... I have full symphonies!!!
@th1s1guysays1
@th1s1guysays1 2 жыл бұрын
This is the same guy who called poor people "Demons" when questioned about why he won't fly commercial.
@siobhanm5764
@siobhanm5764 2 жыл бұрын
He also said Jesus told him that he needs a fleet of private luxury jets.
@sherrynusbaum5913
@sherrynusbaum5913 2 жыл бұрын
@@siobhanm5764 He needs to be exposed for the con he is, can't imagine sitting in a church and listening to a madman.
@marthashandley2637
@marthashandley2637 2 жыл бұрын
@@siobhanm5764 something about not surrounded yourself with demons . I guess Satan flies commercial apparently. Peace y'all
@notyourroad
@notyourroad 2 жыл бұрын
And then when confronted about that, he literally turns in a demon with his finger pointing and everything.
@maxpower92
@maxpower92 2 жыл бұрын
@@siobhanm5764 he should had prayed to santa Instead. Santa typically delivers.
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 2 жыл бұрын
The musicians look like they're thinking "the things I put up with for a payday".
@katyja8812
@katyja8812 2 жыл бұрын
What's even more disturbing? His congregation is repeating his words after him. If I went into a church service and the minister/pastor, started to chant these words, acting insane like he, specifically, DOES.. I would get up and walk out of that church..
@darrylhaynes
@darrylhaynes 2 жыл бұрын
I wish the comedy In Living Color was still on TV they would have a ball with this
@brotherlydwarf13
@brotherlydwarf13 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine Jim Carrey playing Lil KC. In living Color would do a much better job tha SNL
@Master_Petes_Theater
@Master_Petes_Theater 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I'm picturing Jim Carrey and Damon Wayans spoofing these fools! 👍😂
@robertglasper4845
@robertglasper4845 2 жыл бұрын
You are absolutely right they would actually have a ball.👅
@ThePrufessa
@ThePrufessa 2 жыл бұрын
I mean Saturday Night Live still exists.....
@williamfeltovic5281
@williamfeltovic5281 2 жыл бұрын
Homy D Clown wouldn't stand for this shit!!
@4plus20isHappy
@4plus20isHappy 2 жыл бұрын
“Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.” -Mark Twain
@tonymagdua8324
@tonymagdua8324 2 жыл бұрын
Very appropriate for this video🤣
@tomcoryell
@tomcoryell 2 жыл бұрын
“In the future, I’ll be the most quoted person on KZfaq” - Mark Twain
@rickfeuerhelm9626
@rickfeuerhelm9626 2 жыл бұрын
@@tomcoryell Mark Twain also said that "it is far easier to fool a person than it is to convince them that they've been fooled". Nobody likes to think that they were naive, gullible, simple minded, dim witted, stupid or dumb and it's this trait that makes people easy scam targets. All you have to do is somehow convince them that you are a person who knows what they're talking about and people in search of a leader will flock to you and follow you with blind dedication and support no matter how others see you. This guy is a multi millionaire and still seeks contributions to allow him to continue his work. [ of scamming stupid people ]
@tomcoryell
@tomcoryell 2 жыл бұрын
@@rickfeuerhelm9626 You are so right Rick.
@phriedokra6158
@phriedokra6158 2 жыл бұрын
Feeding the 500 with a piece of fish back when there was zero refrigeration is not a miracle its 499 people saying NO THANKS IM STILL SO FULL ...
@robbiesmith9820
@robbiesmith9820 2 жыл бұрын
Had to watch this priceless video again! When he says ....”in my colon!”...The funniest crap I’ve seen in a long time.
@jackywhite880
@jackywhite880 2 жыл бұрын
It's impossible to have the slightest sympathy for anyone who can't see right through that pathetically obvious shyster. To be fair to Copeland, he might as well fleece that flock because there's no hope for them. What he doesn't take, they're dumb enough to lose to the very next con man to come along.
@lspiegel5704
@lspiegel5704 2 жыл бұрын
The power of positive thinking is one thing, but believing charlatans and giving them your money is a whole different level of crazy.
@luke_skywanker7643
@luke_skywanker7643 2 жыл бұрын
Worse than that. They're giving these snake-oil salesmen their own kid's inheritance! If there's a Heaven, I'm sure God's got a Mental Hospital there so He can lock up these heretics' "Believers."
@mtaylor7307
@mtaylor7307 2 жыл бұрын
Name it and claim it movement is old school. Now it's called, Manifest it.
@jaelynn7575
@jaelynn7575 2 жыл бұрын
The saddest part is that these "churches" target the mentally ill.
@mtaylor7307
@mtaylor7307 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaelynn7575 this kind of religion holds beliefs that are "crazy-making" so that the mentally ill get trapped and suffer more, and the sane start to lose their grip. I don't think some.of these ministers start out to con but the power and influence they amass and weld starts to change them.
@hueyfreeman9297
@hueyfreeman9297 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that this guy has more than 3 members in his congregation is living proof how people are easily scammed!
@amramjose
@amramjose 2 жыл бұрын
6 million $ house, about 10 airplanes, $71billion/year in "church" income...and I can't write off my mortgage interest payment. Oy.
@crookeddonald4761
@crookeddonald4761 2 жыл бұрын
You're being awfully kind calling them a "congregation." CULT is far more appropriate!
@carolutley6523
@carolutley6523 2 жыл бұрын
These scammers should be prosecuted for practicing medicine without a license
@Saidwhatisaid4077
@Saidwhatisaid4077 2 жыл бұрын
Instead of allowing churches to have a tax exemption status, they should allow public schools, foster group homes, homeless shelters and hospitals to be tax exempt. The tax dollars saved could help provide school lunch programs and feed the homeless.
@martinpattison8916
@martinpattison8916 2 жыл бұрын
I think the idea behind the tax exempt status is that churches do do things like feeding the homeless. However, I don't know how many of them actually do this sort of thing or whether there is a portion of this guy's "parsonage" set aside for homeless people.
@sergioortiz8219
@sergioortiz8219 2 жыл бұрын
Just think, all those people mindlessly repeating "die in my colon" almost definitely vote, and I don't have to tell you for what party.
@mikemorris1760
@mikemorris1760 2 жыл бұрын
He will be told “I never knew you.” instead of “Well done my faithful servant.”
@grahvis
@grahvis 2 жыл бұрын
I suppose his audience are abysmally ignorant of simple biology, otherwise he couldn't get away with it.
@blondhairblackstrat
@blondhairblackstrat 2 жыл бұрын
That's not flu virus there, Dr. Kenneth--it's gas.
@TroIIingThemSoftly
@TroIIingThemSoftly 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure they're abysmally-ignorant of most things.
@costaliberta5969
@costaliberta5969 2 жыл бұрын
@@TroIIingThemSoftly hahahaha
@gidmalu
@gidmalu 2 жыл бұрын
Aside from this being totally crazy - I still feel the need as a microbiologist to point out that technically virus particles are not living, therefore they can not die, regardless of how much one shouts at their colon. 🧬🧬🧬
@miskakopperoinen8408
@miskakopperoinen8408 2 жыл бұрын
That aside, I've understood that flu viruses (As well as coronaviruses and the slew of viruses that cause common cold) mostly infect the respiratory tract, lungs and the nasal and oral mucous tissue. It'd suggest a highly unusual method of initial exposure to me if the colon of all locations was a viral particle hot spot.
@joostdriesens3984
@joostdriesens3984 2 жыл бұрын
@@miskakopperoinen8408 lalala I can't hear you, must think of my happy place, don't picture what miska said.. .😆
@anncoffman4448
@anncoffman4448 2 жыл бұрын
@@miskakopperoinen8408 Do you mean "blow it UP your Poopchute" vs blowing OUT?
@Alex-uc2zp
@Alex-uc2zp 2 жыл бұрын
Let me stop you in your tracks...your problem is you're using logic. Stupid trumps logic.
@alexcholagh8330
@alexcholagh8330 2 жыл бұрын
@@miskakopperoinen8408 you forgot the stomach flu
@nealgrignon188
@nealgrignon188 2 жыл бұрын
They have to be behind the scenes laughing , saying watch what I get them to do this time.They must have a blooper reel somewhere.
@fatherkenzie
@fatherkenzie 2 жыл бұрын
"In the name of Jesus". That's the exact moment when Jesus says "Ouch! Not in my name, please, not in my name"
@guybeleeve
@guybeleeve 2 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one that was expecting him to let fly a thunderous fart after he screams “DIE IN MY COLON!” 🤣🤣🤣
@Plethorality
@Plethorality 2 жыл бұрын
i wish.
@philosopherpeasant
@philosopherpeasant 2 жыл бұрын
That is exactly what I was expecting. :D
@draum8103
@draum8103 2 жыл бұрын
Is there even an explanation behind why it had to die in his colon? Why couldn't he just command it to die, period, without the colon part?
@Plethorality
@Plethorality 2 жыл бұрын
@@draum8103 why not command his denentia to leave?
@gryph01
@gryph01 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 2 жыл бұрын
People the bible clearly informed us about Wolves in sheep's clothing. So it's our responsibility to stay alert, and be able to discern. "A strength not well guarded is a double weakness"
@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134
@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 2 жыл бұрын
"Beware of false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? Likewise, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them. "Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven." - Matthew 7:15-21
@FrankNStein-mr1mp
@FrankNStein-mr1mp 2 жыл бұрын
May the fickle finger of faith 🙏 exorcize the virus out of your colon and your....comma and...exclamation point!😃
@justasmalltowngirl_lynne5089
@justasmalltowngirl_lynne5089 2 жыл бұрын
Well said👏🏻👏🏻. Well said👏🏻👏🏻
@txrick4879
@txrick4879 2 жыл бұрын
@@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 Bravo exactly .
@nealwilliams7743
@nealwilliams7743 2 жыл бұрын
Well said, thank you @Leonaza
@TheRemixBros
@TheRemixBros 2 жыл бұрын
We made a hot remix out of it on our channel, it's guaranteed to make your colon feel better!
@roninaround6450
@roninaround6450 2 жыл бұрын
My colon feels better already...😆👍
@DiederikAms
@DiederikAms 2 жыл бұрын
I loved the dip in enthousiasm of the crowd when repeating this clown. when he said 'in my colon'.
@michaellombardi1620
@michaellombardi1620 2 жыл бұрын
That crazy nut, it's incredible that people actually believe him
@draum8103
@draum8103 2 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine how stupid the people in the audience have to be to listen to this and think 'oh yeah, shouting die in my colon, great idea, he just cured the flu virus that totally makes sense.'
@billalbritton4972
@billalbritton4972 2 жыл бұрын
Same people still believe Trump won.
@theosandman2117
@theosandman2117 2 жыл бұрын
@@billalbritton4972 trump calls him every day
@michaellombardi1620
@michaellombardi1620 2 жыл бұрын
@@billalbritton4972 Some? Way too many
@kurt1618
@kurt1618 2 жыл бұрын
How can people rationally sit there and listen to this Guy? It makes me wonder how a person gets to this place in their life. Human beings never cease to amaze me and reaffirm just how ignorance is alive and well.
@hankgutter8669
@hankgutter8669 2 жыл бұрын
keep that bullshit radar diamond sharp man! We are surrounded by bullshit..makes the world spin on its axis..the axis that interests me is Jimi Hendrix ...Axis Bold As Love
@godfatherNYC
@godfatherNYC 2 жыл бұрын
They START at this place in their lives. The South raises people to believe this stuff, and that THESE are actually the smart, good people.
@otak3133
@otak3133 2 жыл бұрын
Right, it's almost like teaching people to believe in things without any evidence whatsoever may have some negative consequences. I would genuinely not be surprised if they went back to burning witches at this point.
@mtaylor7307
@mtaylor7307 2 жыл бұрын
@@otak3133 these people help elect Trump.
@herberttwiine1516
@herberttwiine1516 2 жыл бұрын
Read the Bible the same was said of Jesus and His followers. It's just the same d script as Jesus said before " They will do all these things to you because they have done them to me"
@charlesbehlen6225
@charlesbehlen6225 2 жыл бұрын
Not all "parsonages" are as opulent as Copeland's. Many are like the Immanuel Lutheran Church in Posey, Texas, which would most likely find taxation a burden. I'm agnostic, but I've seen what small churches can do for their communities.
@kencarpenter1363
@kencarpenter1363 2 жыл бұрын
If you call that prayer number, what are the odds that you will be asked for money?
@korymulanax3362
@korymulanax3362 2 жыл бұрын
"You die now" that was an almost spot on South Park impersonation.
@J.D666
@J.D666 2 жыл бұрын
It needs a Cartman rhythm, tho. "You Die... You DIE Noww!"
@joedueh5846
@joedueh5846 2 жыл бұрын
@@davidgordon7673 LOL.That was a good one.
@Larry30102
@Larry30102 2 жыл бұрын
I hear Cartman!!
@dougrobinson5830
@dougrobinson5830 2 жыл бұрын
@@J.D666 I can't wait for the Southpark writers to get this.
@JaimeGonzalez0703
@JaimeGonzalez0703 2 жыл бұрын
In Mr. Garrison's voice: "You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!"
@jeil5676
@jeil5676 2 жыл бұрын
He just says dumb shit and people give him money. I guess I envy him in a way.
@carolharris2401
@carolharris2401 2 жыл бұрын
They say a fool and his money are soon parted. But still it boggles the mind that people would hand over what I assume is their hard earned money to someone like this
@sherrycrane5699
@sherrycrane5699 2 жыл бұрын
Would not be anywhere near this guy
@katherinegray5086
@katherinegray5086 2 жыл бұрын
👍👏🤣🇦🇺
@deere7227
@deere7227 2 жыл бұрын
Remind you of one DJT?
@mtaylor7307
@mtaylor7307 2 жыл бұрын
Copeland's father was a Cherokee Indian Chief. Considering what the white man did to the Cherokee people on The Trail of Tears? Copeland is simply evening up the score.
@gorllik26
@gorllik26 2 жыл бұрын
Kenneth Copeland's family tree, a circle
@Kevin01SH
@Kevin01SH 2 жыл бұрын
I picked up on this stuff when i was 10 years old, I dont know how grown adults still fall for it.
@alneal100
@alneal100 2 жыл бұрын
I worked at the Hayden, Colorado airport years ago, when he used to come in on his private jet, to go skiing at Steamboat Springs. He is a totally disgusting individual.
@rossdavies8250
@rossdavies8250 2 жыл бұрын
"Anyone who can make you believe absurdities, can lead you to commit atrocities." (Voltaire)
@7XjakelX7
@7XjakelX7 2 жыл бұрын
Million of people are waiting to be bamboozled,
@nmdakini5226
@nmdakini5226 2 жыл бұрын
Time to tax these charlatans.
@cliffknighton240
@cliffknighton240 2 жыл бұрын
He is my definition of grifter.
@ftumschk
@ftumschk 2 жыл бұрын
Given his apparent fondness for his lower bowel, perhaps he should rename his $6M parsonage a "rectory".
@markg.4246
@markg.4246 2 жыл бұрын
That's funny.
@sclogse1
@sclogse1 2 жыл бұрын
Ah, Tom Waits comes to mind, with his Alice raw tapes.. "He corrected me, in the rectory"...
@shaddyhacker
@shaddyhacker 2 жыл бұрын
David your face looks like that Nicolas Cage meme when you're watching :D
@eenie1234
@eenie1234 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is a genius at conning. Plays his gullible followers and the tax system. A master of his Art.
@sgtjohnson49
@sgtjohnson49 2 жыл бұрын
$71 billion a year in taxes sounds like a gross underestimate. There are more churches than there are McDonald's in the USA. And the average church costs a hell of a lot more than the average McDonald's.
@tabularasa0606
@tabularasa0606 2 жыл бұрын
And even at McD you get more value for your money.
@davidpallin772
@davidpallin772 2 жыл бұрын
@@tabularasa0606 NaN, well said, you nailed it with that post, I only wish you could say that to Copeland’s face. Thank you, that man is just pure nonsense and I wish I could tell him to his face just what I think of him.
@dannmarceau
@dannmarceau 2 жыл бұрын
A bleach enema will kill just about anything.
@tataeight8771
@tataeight8771 2 жыл бұрын
even the one doing it.
@gwine9087
@gwine9087 2 жыл бұрын
2 Timothy 4:3 For the time is coming when people will not endure sound teaching, but having itching ears they will accumulate for themselves teachers to suit their own passions,
@irishdivajeffries6668
@irishdivajeffries6668 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@antoniahamilton3201
@antoniahamilton3201 2 жыл бұрын
@@tataeight8771 LOL!
@andrewtodaro2874
@andrewtodaro2874 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the scene in the movie Caligula where Malcom McDowell makes the members of the Roman Senate bleat like sheep!
@yespub234
@yespub234 2 жыл бұрын
I would love, love to know how many of his congregants believe this malarkey.
@ryanslings6234
@ryanslings6234 2 жыл бұрын
Whenever I kill things in my colon I apologize to the people around me. Sorry guys.
@chrisanthony2746
@chrisanthony2746 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao!!!
@fifthhoven
@fifthhoven 2 жыл бұрын
"It seems like a joke, but it is unfortunately very, very real." The USA (and right-wing "politics") in a nutshell.
@mafarmerga
@mafarmerga 2 жыл бұрын
More and more I am convinced that the film "Idiocracy" is a documentary sent to us from the future.
@cheryl176meme9
@cheryl176meme9 2 жыл бұрын
How people believe this guy is close to Jesus is bonkers
@srgreeniii
@srgreeniii 2 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that sees the evil in Kenneth Copeland's face? Every time I see him a voice in the back of my head screams false profit.
@katemaxwell2804
@katemaxwell2804 2 жыл бұрын
Nope you're not alone!!
@johnwoodworth4442
@johnwoodworth4442 2 жыл бұрын
He is truly a wicked man, and his eyes betray him as such.
@madpeddler8263
@madpeddler8263 2 жыл бұрын
It's those Husky dog eyes
@siobhanm5764
@siobhanm5764 2 жыл бұрын
But like another well known orange bloated, lying cult leader, millions believe him and send him money.
@patjackson1657
@patjackson1657 2 жыл бұрын
I think you meant false "prophet" but it still works!
@jimsweet3608
@jimsweet3608 2 жыл бұрын
"From fanaticism to barbarism is only one step." - Denis Diderot (French philosopher and writer)
@shifusage7299
@shifusage7299 2 жыл бұрын
This comment should be highlighted
@Tou282
@Tou282 2 жыл бұрын
Years ago I had a massage therapist friend who told me that, "we have decided that the Sars virus was caused by fallen angels" I said, we? Who is we? His church. I then said to him, you mean that a collective intelligence came to the conclusion that the Sars virus was caused by fallen angels?... I use the term collective intelligence loosely. He said, yes. I told him that the CDC had tracked down the origins of the sars virus to an open air market in southern China and that he shouldn't say his theory out loud. Of course, I could also not resist in presenting an alternative theory, Leprechauns... Those sneakly little buggers just can't be trusted... Fallen angels from a group of people. Religion truly rots your brain. That anyone believes a single thing these con man say is astounding...
@ralphharding859
@ralphharding859 Жыл бұрын
My sister-in-law used to watch healing services on TV. In one, the preacher told the people at home to place the afflicted body part against the screen. Did nothing for my hemorrhoids.
@pho-kingsoup8126
@pho-kingsoup8126 2 жыл бұрын
I'd laugh like hell if he ended up needing a colostomy bag next week.
@Plethorality
@Plethorality 2 жыл бұрын
the contents might be sold, like relics. that was a joke, not a suggestion!!
@robertholden8956
@robertholden8956 2 жыл бұрын
I'd laugh ten times as much if it were a body bag.
@majorneptunejr
@majorneptunejr 2 жыл бұрын
Him and people like him has push me farther and farther from religion. They sound totally ridiculous. No one should be making millions doing what he does even if they are not crackpots. They are truly sickening.
@blurredreality93
@blurredreality93 2 жыл бұрын
Omg David! I spit my coffee out! "iM a hElp yA hErEr wiTh soMETHin" David: quick and blatant "No." 😂
@al1665
@al1665 2 жыл бұрын
The way to make a joke out of that is by inserting a flatulence sound after he says, die!!!
@karld001
@karld001 2 жыл бұрын
I'm all for taxing churches, pastors and the real estate they own. The only exception should be for real, provable charity work.
@magamyassgotarrested3707
@magamyassgotarrested3707 2 жыл бұрын
There are people who actually fall for his BS? Unbelievable.
@colingoode8794
@colingoode8794 2 жыл бұрын
So ironic, not only do they fall for it but believe they are elevated.
@irdeuce
@irdeuce 2 жыл бұрын
If the Religious people want to have a say in politics, make them pay taxes like the rest of us.
@MasterSpade
@MasterSpade 2 жыл бұрын
For you christians saying you are embarrassed at what K.Copeland does, remember that he is doing those things according to what your Claimed "Perfect Holy" books SAYS! It says many times that "WHATEVER you asked for in prayer, ye shall receive". So if what he is doing sounds "silly" or "Stupid" to you, then there is hope for you, because it IS Stupid. But it's not on him. It's on those books you were indoctrinated into. You are just seeing what it says In Practice. READ them with an Open Mind and you too will be set free of the shackles of religion.
@rudeboyjohn3483
@rudeboyjohn3483 2 жыл бұрын
That man has spent way too much time in his private jets avoiding "demonic poor people" at high altitudes
@marthashandley2637
@marthashandley2637 2 жыл бұрын
Apparently demons fly commercial. Who knew?
@Slavic_Socialist
@Slavic_Socialist 2 жыл бұрын
I’m not religious but I was reading through some Bible verses after hearing about Copeland and I think this one describes him: Peter 2:1-3 But false prophets also arose among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you, who will secretly bring in destructive heresies, even denying the Master who bought them, bringing upon themselves swift destruction. And many will follow their sensuality, and because of them the way of truth will be blasphemed. And in their greed they will exploit you with false words. Their condemnation from long ago is not idle, and their destruction is not asleep.
@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134
@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 2 жыл бұрын
I just posted Matthew 7:15-21, It's a good one
@Slavic_Socialist
@Slavic_Socialist 2 жыл бұрын
@@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 I wouldn’t know what that is since I’m agnostic. Edit: just found it, yea that’s the other one mostly just saying beware of false prophets, this one is maybe a little more specific to Copeland idk
@Slavic_Socialist
@Slavic_Socialist 2 жыл бұрын
@@FrankNStein-mr1mp Is this meant as a troll? Look I said I’m not religious, just thought this quote is interesting regardless.
@FrankNStein-mr1mp
@FrankNStein-mr1mp 2 жыл бұрын
It's a joke dude chill out 👍 Blink 182 is a rock band
@Slavic_Socialist
@Slavic_Socialist 2 жыл бұрын
@@FrankNStein-mr1mp Every time I post anything in Pakman’s comments lately I’m getting responses like the whackadoodle people in Pakman’s voicemail line. Sorry for getting triggered 😅
@JacksonHoulihan
@JacksonHoulihan 2 жыл бұрын
He must have taken the holy suppository and waited to the count of three
@papercup2517
@papercup2517 2 жыл бұрын
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