70th Emmy Awards: Opening Monologue

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5 жыл бұрын

Watch the opening monologue for the 2018 Primetime Emmys, hosted by Michael Che and Colin Jost!

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@Spunky786
@Spunky786 4 жыл бұрын
It feels like they were forced to hold back a lot on that monologue, I've seen them go way darker plenty of times on SNL.
@workingonmyself
@workingonmyself 3 жыл бұрын
Yup
@gershonrozenberg5321
@gershonrozenberg5321 3 жыл бұрын
@@workingonmyself Why is there only one reply on a 1.4K liked comment.
@lancinekeita4823
@lancinekeita4823 3 жыл бұрын
@@gershonrozenberg5321 this is a valid question I'm sure we'll never get the answer to
@annapaytonparker9218
@annapaytonparker9218 3 жыл бұрын
It’s because snl is basically known for crude comedy anyone that tunes in is almost “looking” for it and this is an awards show that is relatively(!) clean and formal
@Spunky786
@Spunky786 3 жыл бұрын
@@VideoNozoki Why would do that, I'm not a KZfaqr and I don't get anything from it. If you hadn't replied then I wouldn't have even known about it lol.
@jenniemeal
@jenniemeal 3 жыл бұрын
this audience was DRY
@clintw4224
@clintw4224 3 жыл бұрын
They always are during award shows
@bfg3890
@bfg3890 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, dry as toast, dry as white toast.
@inroom108
@inroom108 3 жыл бұрын
I was cracking up, like come on audience!
@em.5941
@em.5941 3 жыл бұрын
They’re white they were probably trying to not act uncomfortable
@blackmantis3130
@blackmantis3130 2 жыл бұрын
The jokes were
@eden3116
@eden3116 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert used emmys as a platform to talk politics and everyone loves it, but Michael and Colin uses it to talk racism and suddenly everyone just wants the show to be about tv? Ok.
@ttamcc.4674
@ttamcc.4674 4 жыл бұрын
Ulana well when you see stupid crap being said about Jesus in a disrespectful way even I will turn against it
@kevinwolf2725
@kevinwolf2725 4 жыл бұрын
@@ttamcc.4674 no way Jesus didn't fuck that prostitute he was always chillin' with
@miguelluna8829
@miguelluna8829 4 жыл бұрын
Both suck balls
@JC-ch8lc
@JC-ch8lc 4 жыл бұрын
TTAMC C. You think they were disrespecting Jesus in that joke? Are you stupid?
@sovietmuffin501
@sovietmuffin501 4 жыл бұрын
TTAMC C. Ah yes, even you says the man with an American flag as they’re banner. It’s not even you, it’s just people like you
@josephdoherty5403
@josephdoherty5403 3 жыл бұрын
In all seriousness, was this "controversial"? I thought Che and Jost killed it. It was essentially a Weekend Update set.
@AmericanPharaoh10
@AmericanPharaoh10 3 жыл бұрын
It was tamer than a Weekend Update set. If it was weekend update they would've been calling people out by name
@robertmoffit4898
@robertmoffit4898 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@healsyeah
@healsyeah 3 жыл бұрын
this was controversial? was it a slow news week?
@laurahall5218
@laurahall5218 3 жыл бұрын
Weekend update with cuter outfits.
@rattrap316
@rattrap316 3 жыл бұрын
This was controversial? Wow... The punchlines were more like a flick of the fingers.... I bet both of them were thinking we could do better...
@eleftheriak.8889
@eleftheriak.8889 3 жыл бұрын
"Blackish is also how I've been asked to behave tonight " 😂🤣 I died
@cherryred2247
@cherryred2247 3 жыл бұрын
Can't stop laughing when he said that 😂
@needlesinmyeyes7272
@needlesinmyeyes7272 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah he meant behave like a troubled youth in section 8 with no dad
@JTG313
@JTG313 2 жыл бұрын
@@needlesinmyeyes7272 I see you have zero black friends
@LeslieJayBoschPhoto
@LeslieJayBoschPhoto Жыл бұрын
then who typed this ?
@vertigoed.
@vertigoed. 5 жыл бұрын
That Filipino nurse joke was so accurate😂
@kpencil859
@kpencil859 3 жыл бұрын
Makes you wonder right? Im looking at you Gray's Anatomy!
@domingoangelolopez1166
@domingoangelolopez1166 3 жыл бұрын
and this was before the Wuhan Virus!
@markmh835
@markmh835 3 жыл бұрын
@@domingoangelolopez1166 -- No such thing. I'm guessing you mean COVID-19.
@BoobooOreo
@BoobooOreo 3 жыл бұрын
😂 couldn't agree more!!
@BoobooOreo
@BoobooOreo 3 жыл бұрын
@No middle Ground 🙃 To Marielle's comment
@tenzero5274
@tenzero5274 4 жыл бұрын
it literally wasn’t that bad people are too salty
@gillbray2889
@gillbray2889 3 жыл бұрын
"wasn't that bad?!" it was amazing.
@rattrap316
@rattrap316 3 жыл бұрын
I would say it is bad. Badly written. The gentlemen have told better jokes than these. I like the Filipino nurse one... But the others could probably been better....
@edunbothered3328
@edunbothered3328 3 жыл бұрын
y'all are so soft this monologue was really damn good
@abrahamrivera6298
@abrahamrivera6298 5 жыл бұрын
At least they’re self aware that nobody watches the Emmy’s or really any other award shows anymore
@thehistoricalgamer1960
@thehistoricalgamer1960 3 жыл бұрын
I watch them
@kingkered01
@kingkered01 3 жыл бұрын
@@thehistoricalgamer1960 well that just means you don't exist
@thehistoricalgamer1960
@thehistoricalgamer1960 3 жыл бұрын
@@kingkered01 oh, man I really thought I exist
@jasonolson8543
@jasonolson8543 5 жыл бұрын
I thought I was watching a Saturday Night skit making fun of the Emmys. Turns out it was the Actual Emmys.
@extraelephant3129
@extraelephant3129 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@clifftonanderson4984
@clifftonanderson4984 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@LordIstar
@LordIstar 2 жыл бұрын
It’s good to put down the crack pipe every once in a while. Let the few neurons you have left a chance to rest a little.
@oobrocks
@oobrocks 2 жыл бұрын
U prove "dying is easy but comedy is hard"
@jasonolson8543
@jasonolson8543 2 жыл бұрын
@@LordIstar Sounds like you speaking from experience. I'll take your word for it. Good luck with your addiction.
@audreyhiller9445
@audreyhiller9445 4 жыл бұрын
LOOK AT HOW TINY COLIN LOOKS The size difference isnt as apparent when they're behind the desk
@chelseab115
@chelseab115 3 жыл бұрын
He's not that much shorter than Michael?? 1-2 inches maybe??
@audreyhiller9445
@audreyhiller9445 3 жыл бұрын
@@chelseab115 yeah but they look the same height/build on snl
@Alphabunsquad
@Alphabunsquad 3 жыл бұрын
Audrey Hiller and Collin just looks larger in general. He looks like a skinny guy here
@laestrella9727
@laestrella9727 Жыл бұрын
2 inches?? Think they're both tall.
@mayanotmya_5818
@mayanotmya_5818 5 жыл бұрын
“It’s Roots for white women” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@alexarihani2902
@alexarihani2902 2 жыл бұрын
It’s Roots with a bonnet.
@RapidObsessor
@RapidObsessor 5 жыл бұрын
shout out to all the white people in the comments that are suddenly realizing what jokes at your expense feel like and thinking that's the peak impact of racism.
@sergeantbear
@sergeantbear 3 жыл бұрын
@Catnip - I feel like in the right context, theres a difference between dark humor and racism. But thats just my views
@sergeantbear
@sergeantbear 3 жыл бұрын
@Catnip - plus, those jokes are pretty much reserved for Che to use anyways
@jakewaddell2067
@jakewaddell2067 3 жыл бұрын
as a white person, i think they are funny af
@hollywoodshopaholic
@hollywoodshopaholic 3 жыл бұрын
LOVE this comment!
@irishgirl1915
@irishgirl1915 3 жыл бұрын
Racist
@birdiespeaks8538
@birdiespeaks8538 4 жыл бұрын
You can hear Anthony Anderson’s laugh during “its what black people call history” 😂 I thought this monologue was great 🤷🏼‍♀️
@avneet9614
@avneet9614 3 жыл бұрын
Why are there so many dislikes. I thought they were absolutely hilarious.
@Emy53
@Emy53 3 жыл бұрын
You have to be an SNL fan to understand their jokes.
@howdier0362
@howdier0362 3 жыл бұрын
@@Emy53 huh? at what point do they reference SNL?
@unusuario5173
@unusuario5173 3 жыл бұрын
@@Emy53 what does that mean? A joke is a joke.
@freedom584
@freedom584 3 жыл бұрын
I love the duo! It's what you call smart comedy.
@Jayzone702
@Jayzone702 3 жыл бұрын
People will get offended by literally anything
@wenozurc2433
@wenozurc2433 4 жыл бұрын
6:15 Salute to Filipino nurse frontliners
@gwapakaayobabe
@gwapakaayobabe 4 жыл бұрын
I agree! Salute as they are all over the world - the latest to thank them is Iceland.
@dreamingofclare
@dreamingofclare 3 жыл бұрын
Could you explain what that meant?
@vovozacodmobile3659
@vovozacodmobile3659 3 жыл бұрын
@@dreamingofclare a significant No. Of nurses in the US main Cities and in UK are from The Philippines or Philippine Descend.....
@noahacha459
@noahacha459 3 жыл бұрын
Michael Che is spot on with the Filipino Nurse hehe
@domingoangelolopez1166
@domingoangelolopez1166 3 жыл бұрын
@@dreamingofclare I'm an ER fan, and in all their seasons, NOT once did they have a Filipino nurse in the cast, not even an extra! The show is based in Chicago where Filipino nurses abound. Minus points for authenticity
@jakeMontejo3272
@jakeMontejo3272 4 жыл бұрын
The Filipino nurse joke was hysterical. And soo true. Wtf Hollywood!
@Extreemebean
@Extreemebean 4 жыл бұрын
They both look like right before they went on someone said “hey don’t think about your hands”
@repleeca
@repleeca 2 жыл бұрын
oh yeah I noticed that too, maybe it's because they're used to doing the weekend update while sitting at a desk?
@charlesnorman1671
@charlesnorman1671 2 жыл бұрын
I think they did an excellent job and I hope they do more award shows
@dianapevtsov
@dianapevtsov 2 жыл бұрын
Totally. They write and tell jokes for a living. Let the skill set match the task.
@under3089
@under3089 3 жыл бұрын
Why so many dislikes it wasn’t even unfunny?? Oh wait... I forgot racist white people existed for a second my bad
@tejasvatisingh4603
@tejasvatisingh4603 3 жыл бұрын
Wish I could like this comment more than once. I really enjoyed their opening monologue!!
@clixbrigidxterx
@clixbrigidxterx 5 жыл бұрын
Hooray to all hardworking Filipino nurses by the way.
@robertfarr9186
@robertfarr9186 3 жыл бұрын
Black guy walking in then right out of cheers would have been an interesting running gag on the show
@domingoangelolopez1166
@domingoangelolopez1166 3 жыл бұрын
At 6:18, they finally said what I've complained about E.R. decades ago - NO FILIPINO NURSES IN THAT SHOW, EVER! And I was a huge E.R. fan from the start, and I waited for that shot of authenticity. Now I'm a bigger fan oh Colin and Michael. You guys are awesome.
@edrianbobbycalabio1
@edrianbobbycalabio1 8 ай бұрын
Right! That is a slap to the producers. They’re so oblivious to realize that US healthcare heavily relies on Filipinx nurses.
@MarieDipiero
@MarieDipiero 2 жыл бұрын
Chrissy Teigen desperately trying not to create another meme. Also this monologue was so funny. Should have received way more laughs. 😂😂😂
@nikkos34
@nikkos34 5 жыл бұрын
Ok so they did a weekend update on a monday night....
@INB4Gaming
@INB4Gaming 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, yea... They're Jost and Che. What did you expect? That's their whole gimmick rn. Of course, they're gonna do their stand-up like from the show. They're on NBC. Surprise, Surprise. :/
@OMGWTFLOLSMH
@OMGWTFLOLSMH 5 жыл бұрын
Except weekend update usually has a few laughs.
@janetownley
@janetownley 5 жыл бұрын
nikkos34 But that was hardly like Weekend Update at all.
@janetownley
@janetownley 5 жыл бұрын
OMGWTFLOL I They seemed pretty nervous. This was a big deal for them.
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 5 жыл бұрын
Which is exactly what I wanted to see. Can't get enough of those two.
@Justin_Joy
@Justin_Joy 5 жыл бұрын
This does not deserve to be on trending.
@Marco_Fabian37
@Marco_Fabian37 5 жыл бұрын
Then stop comment you idiot! Hahaha
@motorhead4870
@motorhead4870 5 жыл бұрын
Trending isn’t really trending, it’s just a handpicked list of libtard crap 💩
@Marco_Fabian37
@Marco_Fabian37 5 жыл бұрын
Motörhead until it’s Cuntservicrap then it’s all of a sudden it’s “KZfaq is finally trending what I like so I agree they’re credible again” get the fuck outta here!
@Venombot21
@Venombot21 5 жыл бұрын
youtube never puts conservative stuff on trending, and even if they did i still wouldn't give a shit, youtube is still run by liberals that oppose freedom of speech
@Marco_Fabian37
@Marco_Fabian37 5 жыл бұрын
Venombot The Amazing Degenerate Haha that’s not what y’all were saying when Fox News and Alex Jones were trending a few weeks back! And you can stop stereotyping people with “liberal” because it’s not an insult to like freedom. This is America not Iran. I bet that’s what you do with certain people and their race, make blanket statements and stereotypes about them but please! Keep telling us how y’all ain’t racist lol
@slimandces3083
@slimandces3083 5 жыл бұрын
It was hilarious. I'm a weekend update fan.
@PabloEskobar_Official
@PabloEskobar_Official 3 жыл бұрын
Truly the golden boys of comedy
@needlesinmyeyes7272
@needlesinmyeyes7272 2 жыл бұрын
More like piss yellow clowns
@christianhuezo
@christianhuezo 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao I didn’t even know the Emmys happened. Hollywood is so irrelevant
@blt4life112
@blt4life112 5 жыл бұрын
Hollywood is so irrelevant that everyone can't stop talking about them today. 🍿
@EatThaCookies
@EatThaCookies 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@EatThaCookies
@EatThaCookies 5 жыл бұрын
@@blt4life112 who's talking about hollywood?
@LaFabrizia1983
@LaFabrizia1983 5 жыл бұрын
This is why you are here and this video is #4 trending
@Sonofdathomir1948
@Sonofdathomir1948 5 жыл бұрын
Bri Brizia KZfaq hand picks the trending videos😂😂😂😂you actually think people wanted to see this haha
@miscellaneousstuff8362
@miscellaneousstuff8362 5 жыл бұрын
monologue a long speech by one actor in a play or film, a conversation between two or more people is dialogue
@Phantom-ts7pr
@Phantom-ts7pr 5 жыл бұрын
Miscellaneous Stuff monologues is speech perf. by one person
@chernobyldocumentaries5257
@chernobyldocumentaries5257 5 жыл бұрын
Ruben Garcia it was ok’ no different from other Emmies
@monkeypimp614
@monkeypimp614 5 жыл бұрын
I see you everywhere.
@dreaded_joe8263
@dreaded_joe8263 5 жыл бұрын
But you see if they had only a white person up there giving the monologue, they would be called racist. So they had to balance it out
@alsmyth5251
@alsmyth5251 5 жыл бұрын
Lol Chrissy Teigen ducking in her seat at 5:00 😂😂
@claire-st1yt
@claire-st1yt 3 жыл бұрын
this is so weird seeing them stand awkwardly with their hands ahahah i love them
@Xtheearthchildx
@Xtheearthchildx 5 жыл бұрын
Diversity/trump. Literally that’s all Hollywood seems to find funny anymore
@IloveJesus-cf9sm
@IloveJesus-cf9sm 5 жыл бұрын
Amen sister, preach!
@PresidentJamesDean
@PresidentJamesDean 5 жыл бұрын
They're sorest losers I've ever seen
@BigBadJerryRogers
@BigBadJerryRogers 5 жыл бұрын
Keep watching!
@jrkularatne2900
@jrkularatne2900 5 жыл бұрын
Yea
@ezrafickov629
@ezrafickov629 5 жыл бұрын
@JCRivera98 you're a funny bitch. Tho it doesn't seem to be intentional. Which is all the more funny. Bitch.
@defiantj975
@defiantj975 5 жыл бұрын
The emmys were this week? Oh well, who cares.
@xmikex902x
@xmikex902x 5 жыл бұрын
You mean you don’t care to watch a bunch of extremely wealthy celebrities patting themselves on the back while grandstanding? Whodathunkit.
@janksamillion
@janksamillion 5 жыл бұрын
Rick and Morty is the only newsworthy part of this year imo
@whatson389
@whatson389 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it was extremely boring.
@AnotherInternetBlip
@AnotherInternetBlip 3 жыл бұрын
Enough to comment on it, apparently.
@user-ce5cd1kw1y
@user-ce5cd1kw1y 3 жыл бұрын
when it cut from Che and Jost to Aidy Bryant it rly warmed my heart idk why
@christianjohnsjohns8723
@christianjohnsjohns8723 2 жыл бұрын
Right? She was like a proud older sister it was so great.
@marcellag.1981
@marcellag.1981 3 жыл бұрын
the Atlanta jokes were PERFECT and Brian Tyree Henry reactions were amazing
@newsaxonyproductions7871
@newsaxonyproductions7871 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr!? The 15 miles one in particular, imo, was great
@MagicalBacon
@MagicalBacon 5 жыл бұрын
Wait, what part was I supposed to laugh at?
@rn6710
@rn6710 5 жыл бұрын
It was awful
@zare7030
@zare7030 5 жыл бұрын
here's a message to you Nin kzfaq.info/get/bejne/eN9za9aDybKRgqM.html
@dreepy6906
@dreepy6906 5 жыл бұрын
+Entrusting I'vе spent *4 days, 4 hOurs 𝛂nd 37 m𝔦nutes* On KZfaq s𝒊nc𝗲 24.4.2018! Ch𝗲ck y𝞸ur st𝖺ts: cawf.viewr.stream
@SelfAwareEmo
@SelfAwareEmo 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like you're holding back.
@trstnbtch
@trstnbtch 5 жыл бұрын
Haha your question to this is much funnier 😃
@streetwisehercules9956
@streetwisehercules9956 5 жыл бұрын
So Hollywood must now always bring up race and sex, then proceed to show a skit that's sexist & racist towards white men but loses its mind if a comedy skit mocks anyone else. Getting old, no wonder the ratings are genuinely tanking
@benblexbenblex
@benblexbenblex 5 жыл бұрын
Boo hoo white person
@davidekakitie2646
@davidekakitie2646 5 жыл бұрын
they talked about the fact that white nationalist were the only one defending rosanne (fact) nothing rasict about that. they talked about the fact that trump cant admit that nazi's aren't bad, they talked about how white make superfluous police calls on black people, they talked about how the hollywood has so many sexual assualts cases, and how a black guy would not enjoy being in a all white bar. Nothing rasicts here. Street Wise Hercules, the reason race and politics is involved in everything is because trump made that the new thing. he so comedic about things that are serious, so people think it would be a good idea to use that for comedy. Lisa Weaver, funny that your obviously a trumper who tries to ignore that the far right is very rasict.
@kyrieirving2436
@kyrieirving2436 5 жыл бұрын
Lisa Weaver See we need more people like you in the world. I don’t get why black people can get away bashing whites, but if it’s the other way around it’d be over the news for over a week. These shitty so called “jokes” they said were unnecessary, as this is a award show where we all appreciate each other’s talents and skill.
@americanultranationalist8581
@americanultranationalist8581 5 жыл бұрын
benblexbenblex Boo hoo black people getting shot by cops
@74kross
@74kross 5 жыл бұрын
david the victim mentality, dont blame your failed life on whitey soy boy.
@abdulbasit9435
@abdulbasit9435 4 жыл бұрын
I loved this monologue. Jost and Che are amazing
@carlamaesalangsang7462
@carlamaesalangsang7462 5 жыл бұрын
15 seasons of ER without a Filipino 👩‍⚕️ nurse ...
@saja2981
@saja2981 2 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@moonlapse_vertigo
@moonlapse_vertigo 5 жыл бұрын
"Who haven't been caught yet" Your days are numbered, Hollywood.
@MessiahGray
@MessiahGray 5 жыл бұрын
I'm not even White and I know this isn't right
@gc4104
@gc4104 5 жыл бұрын
Messiah Gray exactly
@loharconfehva1757
@loharconfehva1757 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks man need more like u
@y2m226
@y2m226 5 жыл бұрын
Yep. I knew this was coming. The typical "why isn't show like The Jeffersons or Good Times or Family Matters?"
@koilzimbabwe
@koilzimbabwe 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone else noticing these autistic cunts saying how much time they’ve been on KZfaq ?
@oscarcaballero1168
@oscarcaballero1168 5 жыл бұрын
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@nilogeronimo2338
@nilogeronimo2338 4 жыл бұрын
It comes as no surprise, The Philippines is the largest exporter of nurses in the world - out of the 11.8 million Overseas Filipino Workers (OFWs), more than 25% commit their lives to caring for others. Filipino nurses became popular because of the way they work.... They not only are good at work but also are passionate, charismatic and caring above all.
@victorespino5650
@victorespino5650 5 жыл бұрын
The best joke was the one about them having hundreds of viewers at home.
@bangwi
@bangwi 5 жыл бұрын
its true about the lack of filipinos in medical dramas. In major cities 50% of employees at a hospital are filipinos but shows rarely have a character. I looked up a cast of a medical show when it first aired and there was one filipina actor. When I check who she was playing it was a Korean doctor.
@T2a585
@T2a585 5 жыл бұрын
who tf are these guys
@VMohdude-
@VMohdude- 5 жыл бұрын
SNL hosts
@rn6710
@rn6710 5 жыл бұрын
Unfunny men
@SugarBunsHuns
@SugarBunsHuns 5 жыл бұрын
"Comedians"
@KiwiHavok777
@KiwiHavok777 5 жыл бұрын
hollywood puppets
@ImprovSpeech
@ImprovSpeech 5 жыл бұрын
+Tom l I'v𝗲 spent *3 d𝛂ys, 9 hоurs and 47 m1nut𝐞s* оn YOuTube s𝒊nc𝗲 28.6.2018! Ch𝗲ck your stаts: fkpo.viewr.stream
@Desbienvenido
@Desbienvenido 3 жыл бұрын
You know, this wasn’t bad at all. I did think it was bad when it first came out, but I think we all had high expectations for these two awesome comedians.
@mayanotmya_5818
@mayanotmya_5818 5 жыл бұрын
I know y’all saw Chrissy at 4:59 😂
@jebby16
@jebby16 5 жыл бұрын
I missed the Emmy's last night... I'm totally ok with that. 😁
@arain764niara
@arain764niara 5 жыл бұрын
Huh i thought it was last week
@jebby16
@jebby16 5 жыл бұрын
arain764niara You're probably right.🤔
@sumared
@sumared 5 жыл бұрын
Colin and Michael are comedy geniuses 😂👏🏽
@berrydoodles
@berrydoodles 3 жыл бұрын
I love how they showed Milo from this is us and then Alexis from handmaids tale. (Rory + Jess = forever ❤️)
@lindseysquire8417
@lindseysquire8417 3 жыл бұрын
I would die for those two. This was so good.
@corywesley2670
@corywesley2670 5 жыл бұрын
Why did the Emmys stop hiring comedians to do the monologues. Hopefully next year.
@rn6710
@rn6710 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@faded2145
@faded2145 5 жыл бұрын
Cory Wesley these guys work for snl so I guess they consider them “comedians”. I agree though, they should get real comedians on instead of this garbage
@jamerhead5658
@jamerhead5658 5 жыл бұрын
+Cory Wesley I'v𝗲 spent *7 days, 15 hours and 38 m𝒊nutеs* 𝞸n YᴏuTub𝐞 s𝒊nce 17.6.2018! Ch𝐞ck your st𝖺ts: qvym.viewr.stream
@dereklogan100
@dereklogan100 5 жыл бұрын
I think these guys are supposed to be comedians.
@ariel8535
@ariel8535 5 жыл бұрын
+Cory Wesley I'vе spеnt *4 d𝛂ys, 8 hOurs 𝛂nd 54 m𝔦nut𝗲s* on Y0uTub𝗲 s𝗶nc𝗲 15.5.2018! Ch𝗲ck yOur stаts: olpwmqt.viewr.stream
@matthewshortle5274
@matthewshortle5274 5 жыл бұрын
That monologue is as funny as Amy Schumer's comedy.
@trueboss9265
@trueboss9265 5 жыл бұрын
Matthew Shortle , who's Amy schumer?
@dam4070
@dam4070 5 жыл бұрын
@@trueboss9265 You're better off not knowing.
@Kyotosomo
@Kyotosomo 5 жыл бұрын
MAH VAGINER
@shamsunder9597
@shamsunder9597 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks fam. 😂didn't watch
@MrHammerman97
@MrHammerman97 5 жыл бұрын
Your comment was better that both of those.
@David-bc4hh
@David-bc4hh 5 жыл бұрын
KZfaq trending should be called KZfaq "selects"
@don3465
@don3465 5 жыл бұрын
No! It's the algorithm! Derp
@don3465
@don3465 5 жыл бұрын
@Ultimate musical what?
@kingyeayea397
@kingyeayea397 5 жыл бұрын
David Alcaraz OR "TYRAANT TUBES FORCED PROGRAMMING"
@RedTopProductions
@RedTopProductions 5 жыл бұрын
KZfaq 'Staff Picks' I call it... you know, like the Staff Picks section at the video rental stores? (Sorry young millennials, video rental stores are a fun lost vestige you'll probably never experience)
@acex222
@acex222 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, you clicked the video... There's a reason it's trending
@alisamariaangelsanddemons4309
@alisamariaangelsanddemons4309 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t like how Che was extremely made to hold back… he’s mad funny as himself but they really changed how funny this could have been if he got to write his own monologue smh
@nyhuynh2368
@nyhuynh2368 5 жыл бұрын
....... how is it trending at #3??? It literally has less than a million views.
@maximumoccupancy
@maximumoccupancy 5 жыл бұрын
It's not that this was a bad monologue... It's just that they played it like it was weekend update on SNL rather than a more ceremonious occasion.
@octo.lina69
@octo.lina69 5 жыл бұрын
True
@maximumoccupancy
@maximumoccupancy 5 жыл бұрын
John Laodicean No, the jokes were funny, but they certainly hit all of the wrong notes for this crowd and event.
@maximumoccupancy
@maximumoccupancy 5 жыл бұрын
John Laodicean Would you tell the funniest joke you know at a funeral? Probably not. The joke is still funny, it just might not be the proper place for others to be hearing the joke.
@MyOldNameWasTaken
@MyOldNameWasTaken 5 жыл бұрын
At this point I think snl is more prestigious than the fucking lame ass emmys
@drunkdrywaller5441
@drunkdrywaller5441 5 жыл бұрын
The Fidget Spinner Movie You're kidding, right? Americans are tired of hearing about politics. Especially when it's coming from Hollywood shills who are awarding other Hollywood shills.
@catherinequihuiz9691
@catherinequihuiz9691 Жыл бұрын
These two guys are so much fun together, I absolutely love them.
@kuyaw27
@kuyaw27 4 жыл бұрын
Very accurate about Filipino nurses 😂😆🤣
@chedrickg
@chedrickg 5 жыл бұрын
that was painful to watch.
@jmg9171
@jmg9171 5 жыл бұрын
Chedrick Griffin, The Jesus/white republican joke was just offensive and unnecessary
@barbarapaton4005
@barbarapaton4005 5 жыл бұрын
I agree!!!!
@CraftedKingdom
@CraftedKingdom 5 жыл бұрын
REAL NEWS thank you. That joke wasn’t funny.
@leecrumpler77
@leecrumpler77 5 жыл бұрын
REAL NEWS are you a Christian republican?
@coolsdon
@coolsdon 5 жыл бұрын
Time to end ALL award ceremonies..
@natanyageorge1461
@natanyageorge1461 3 жыл бұрын
Loved their monologue, was laughing throughout it.
@lorijohnson8425
@lorijohnson8425 4 жыл бұрын
That Atlanta joke had me rolling 😂😂
@andrewl.9736
@andrewl.9736 5 жыл бұрын
Those diversity jokes were about as exciting as my mom's 2002 Honda Oddessey.
@rn6710
@rn6710 5 жыл бұрын
Terrible
@LowlightTonight
@LowlightTonight 5 жыл бұрын
This one cut deep because I drive a 2002 Honda Oddessey
@MatthewDzubak
@MatthewDzubak 5 жыл бұрын
its ok cause i have a 2000 honda oddessey
@oliviamarie9882
@oliviamarie9882 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@bfg3890
@bfg3890 3 жыл бұрын
Whereas your joke is the Rolls Royce of jokes.
@rain8222
@rain8222 5 жыл бұрын
You guys are making me feel bad because I'm white
@sassygil6675
@sassygil6675 5 жыл бұрын
No need to feel bad. #WalkAway
@milofuentes1234
@milofuentes1234 5 жыл бұрын
They call Me RAIN white people are dope
@fetus_yoda
@fetus_yoda 5 жыл бұрын
Poor baby
@thebatman4279
@thebatman4279 5 жыл бұрын
You should only feel bad if you're a bad person. Feeling bad because of your skin colour is fucking pathetic.
@user-lr3ez1qm9z
@user-lr3ez1qm9z 5 жыл бұрын
You should lol.
@eleftheriak.8889
@eleftheriak.8889 3 жыл бұрын
Where is netflix getting all the money was a valid question.
@RobeDuarte
@RobeDuarte 4 жыл бұрын
Why was Chrissy Teigan ducking in her seat like that? 😂
@Kyotosomo
@Kyotosomo 5 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad nobody watches the Emmys anymore :D
@alexclayman7578
@alexclayman7578 5 жыл бұрын
i do
@thallakai
@thallakai 5 жыл бұрын
Alex Clayman well aren't you just special?
@KiwiHavok777
@KiwiHavok777 5 жыл бұрын
same even they admit it
@alexclayman7578
@alexclayman7578 5 жыл бұрын
Not reallly since millions still watch it.
@thallakai
@thallakai 5 жыл бұрын
@@alexclayman7578 shows that weren't even nominated get more viewers in the 60 minutes than the Emmys did in 3 hours.
@guillerbrady9261
@guillerbrady9261 5 жыл бұрын
These award shows get worse each time. Boring
@wisco9er536
@wisco9er536 5 жыл бұрын
The good ol days when you can make offensive jokes without people taking it seriously. Now everything is targeted at whites. My nigga white people made television what it is now! Just because your black doesnt mean you have to win! Dafuq its a competition, not a diversity
@user-lr3ez1qm9z
@user-lr3ez1qm9z 5 жыл бұрын
Bitch you're boring tf
@user-lr3ez1qm9z
@user-lr3ez1qm9z 5 жыл бұрын
@@wisco9er536... Nothing is targeted towards whites lmao and you're white you cant say the n word so just stop
@emperorender8201
@emperorender8201 5 жыл бұрын
@@user-lr3ez1qm9z Nigga make us stop
@honeypot6719
@honeypot6719 4 жыл бұрын
Emperor Ender Did you just say nigga to prove a point...
@melaton1n933
@melaton1n933 5 жыл бұрын
Michael and Colin are so talented it pains me to watch this...
@maithreyim3911
@maithreyim3911 4 жыл бұрын
Colin's looking really handsome
@thebatman4279
@thebatman4279 5 жыл бұрын
Remember those good old days when talent mattered more than skin colour and fulfilling race quotas?
@kyrieirving2436
@kyrieirving2436 5 жыл бұрын
Harvey Weinstein Ejaculated On Me Yep, now it’s all about race and politics...fucking sucks.
@DrWh1teCat
@DrWh1teCat 5 жыл бұрын
Well, when Weinstein ejaculated on you, that was all the talent you needed, right?
@washington_pc3306
@washington_pc3306 5 жыл бұрын
Harvey Weinstein Ejaculated On Me ooof
@johnpangarakis396
@johnpangarakis396 5 жыл бұрын
No I don’t, when are we talking about again?
@Figs3
@Figs3 5 жыл бұрын
It has never been that way, race had played an issue for centuries. Matters where your from, what race you are, how attractive someone is, where your dialect is from. It has NEVER been about just talent alone.
@globalklaus
@globalklaus 5 жыл бұрын
Wow. That was truly awkward.
@PresidentJamesDean
@PresidentJamesDean 5 жыл бұрын
Like when your girlfriend asks "Daddy, can you pass the salt" and you and her Dad reach for it at the same time.
@rn6710
@rn6710 5 жыл бұрын
It sucked
@kyrieirving2436
@kyrieirving2436 5 жыл бұрын
Globalklaus It always is, people just trying to enjoy a award show and out of fucking nowhere politics and race comes out...
@robearberbils
@robearberbils 3 жыл бұрын
@@kyrieirving2436 who the fuck actually enjoys an award show? The people in the audience basically have to be there because Hollywood. If you watch award shows on tv for enjoyment AND also don't like the comedy, I feel supremely sorry for you and your sense of entertainment.
@wadha2314
@wadha2314 4 жыл бұрын
15 miles outside of Atlanta got me 😂
@philcollins4092
@philcollins4092 5 жыл бұрын
The like to dislike ratio is as divided as our country. Update: Nevermind
@VotelessOrc497
@VotelessOrc497 5 жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time they say diversity or make a racist joke.
@maximalist5038
@maximalist5038 5 жыл бұрын
VotelessOrc497 have fun with alcohol poisoning
@VMohdude-
@VMohdude- 5 жыл бұрын
VotelessOrc497 ah so jokes are finally racist when you’re offended, but with anyone else, if they’re offended, they’re snowflakes.
@corrupt_insomniac
@corrupt_insomniac 5 жыл бұрын
I’d die from alcohol poisoning
@lucabrazi3067
@lucabrazi3067 5 жыл бұрын
VotelessOrc497 I am trashed.
@maximalist5038
@maximalist5038 5 жыл бұрын
VMohdude - nope. I try to not make biased uniformed and especially unfunny jokes at the expense of others
@happy_ch3mical835
@happy_ch3mical835 5 жыл бұрын
The only reason this is trending is because people want to see how bad it is
@BlackOpsPeppe
@BlackOpsPeppe 5 жыл бұрын
+the so the video has many views and they can monetize on it.... fuckin idiots....
@wynnpalmer8585
@wynnpalmer8585 5 жыл бұрын
Only reason I watched it
@nw932
@nw932 5 жыл бұрын
NOTHING BURGER - Honestly we should be thanking the Emmy's for a red pill of this magnitude.
@kingyeayea397
@kingyeayea397 5 жыл бұрын
The Weird KZfaqr NAH ITS BECAUSE INCEST PEDOPHILE GLOBALIST BET LIBERAL SCUFFING AT THE MOUTH TYRAANT TUBE WANTS U TO WATCH IT AN BE PROGRAMMED BY THERE FUCKIN DISGUSTING BULLSHIT .
@kingyeayea397
@kingyeayea397 5 жыл бұрын
The Weird KZfaqr That's why.
@Milk-hm3ug
@Milk-hm3ug 5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I didn't even know that they were doing the Emmys
@kanikagaral7637
@kanikagaral7637 3 жыл бұрын
They were funny and can do more damage they held back a lot anyone seen their weekend update segment on snl knows this.
@Karapar
@Karapar 5 жыл бұрын
RIP Hollywood. I've have, and will continue to enjoy your slow, painful downfall.
@jonnymmac
@jonnymmac 5 жыл бұрын
Almost sad seeing these sycophants eat eachother.
@jeffvonrotz1176
@jeffvonrotz1176 5 жыл бұрын
Notice everything is about race. When did we become so divided ? Was I asleep for a day ?
@lospollosfinger8079
@lospollosfinger8079 5 жыл бұрын
Jeff Vonrotz how is it divided just live y’all lives and laugh at the jokes y’all take everything so seriously bruh y’all not the ones in fucked up situations
@pariosd3
@pariosd3 5 жыл бұрын
When racial inequality is a living reality suffered by many on a daily basis then ya it becomes a part of jokes, of everything. They didn't invent race, they are poking fun at racism
@jdelgado837
@jdelgado837 5 жыл бұрын
Is not a state of the union. Its comedy. certainly not a drama
@pariosd3
@pariosd3 5 жыл бұрын
@@jdelgado837 comedians live in the real world too, not just politicians, all our kids are affected by racism, good on them for using whatever platform they have to speak to the larger public
@jdelgado837
@jdelgado837 5 жыл бұрын
@@pariosd3 dude what are you rambling about? Im replying to the melodramatic comment.
@thekub32
@thekub32 4 жыл бұрын
11k likes, 11k dislikes. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
@doubler713
@doubler713 4 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too lol. Wtf. Never seen that before
@ruffnersedurifa7226
@ruffnersedurifa7226 4 жыл бұрын
And you got 11 likes
@duckhouser
@duckhouser 4 жыл бұрын
Thanos.
@tekmepikcha6830
@tekmepikcha6830 4 жыл бұрын
3 months later and it still is.......#hmmmm
@patriciachal9872
@patriciachal9872 3 жыл бұрын
Thanos, is that you!?
@freedom584
@freedom584 3 жыл бұрын
I love the opening-- subtle, sophisticated, funny!
@Deviant69
@Deviant69 5 жыл бұрын
what happened to entertainment value?? im tired of politics being shoved into everything
@garricklanson4526
@garricklanson4526 5 жыл бұрын
ilovefood Blame 45. If he stops calling NFL players SOBs and learn that African countries aren’t shitholes we wouldn’t have to interrupt entertainment to be outspoken against that bum.
@braedenl1503
@braedenl1503 5 жыл бұрын
What does Trump calling dudes who kneel during the anthem and calling African countries shipped have to do with the emmys. Oh, that's right. They have nothing to do with each other. Also, if Trump is wrong about African countries being shitholes, go live in the Congo, Somalia, or Libya. I hear they're great this time of year.
@xniaxm2967
@xniaxm2967 5 жыл бұрын
@@braedenl1503 trump used the first amedment to paint a bad name for our country and these people are using their same rights to speak out about it
@braedenl1503
@braedenl1503 5 жыл бұрын
Perighesade Ednockelwal Didn’t realize Trump criticizing people for doing something he doesn’t agree with paints a bad name for the country. Btw, how does this monologue “speak out” about how bad Trump is? They only talked about race, how “diversity is our strength” how republicans are bad, and Nazis. How does that make any difference?
@Fingolfin3423
@Fingolfin3423 5 жыл бұрын
It's entertainment for liberals. That's the issue.
@stevenkhosh4301
@stevenkhosh4301 5 жыл бұрын
Bet. There were twice as many dislikes but youtube removed them all. Also, this is only trending because of how political it is
@mar2873
@mar2873 3 жыл бұрын
I just realized a Gilmore Girls reference would have been so easy there
@prachipandey2489
@prachipandey2489 3 жыл бұрын
Yasss came here just for this comment🙈🙌
@trevordaniels3444
@trevordaniels3444 5 жыл бұрын
White people, it’s okay to feel bad about being white for a second. We need to be reminded of the reality every once in a while. Don’t run from it or defend, you just come across as ignorant and oversensitive. Love this duo!
@davidhutchinson7888
@davidhutchinson7888 3 жыл бұрын
Weak.
@ejslax
@ejslax 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidhutchinson7888 Huh. That hit a nerve there, buddy?
@davidhutchinson7888
@davidhutchinson7888 3 жыл бұрын
@@ejslax do I seem really upset? I just said weak. Feeling bad about something that can't be changed about yourself is useless. I've never treated anyone bad based on race, therefore I don't feel bad about myself. Come back with something stronger buddy.
@Alex-yo1zg
@Alex-yo1zg 2 жыл бұрын
Why would you feel bad about your race
@Courtesyflush52
@Courtesyflush52 2 жыл бұрын
What if I don't feel bad about being white?
@frankcastleisdead7473
@frankcastleisdead7473 5 жыл бұрын
*The Video should be titled: ‘Mass Circle Jerk.’*
@frankcastleisdead7473
@frankcastleisdead7473 5 жыл бұрын
Ultimate musical, The real question is, who’s gonna clean all that cum up?....
@snowleopard89
@snowleopard89 5 жыл бұрын
Too many jokes about race and prejudice. How about we celebrate art???
@jaggin7561
@jaggin7561 5 жыл бұрын
They have to make some first
@koilzimbabwe
@koilzimbabwe 5 жыл бұрын
jaggin 75 😂🤣
@don3465
@don3465 5 жыл бұрын
All sorts of good pedophile material untouched.
@BeazleyStudios
@BeazleyStudios 2 жыл бұрын
These guys are great together. I love how Colin cracks up at every one of Che's black jokes.
@Abhi-cb7eh
@Abhi-cb7eh 5 жыл бұрын
Academy done justice with these guys.
@outdoorcats
@outdoorcats 5 жыл бұрын
Guys, guys--can we put aside our political differences for once and agree this is one of the worst monologues ever? :/
@maximumoccupancy
@maximumoccupancy 5 жыл бұрын
No
@maximumoccupancy
@maximumoccupancy 5 жыл бұрын
Trump's are worse.
@Gamewolf66
@Gamewolf66 5 жыл бұрын
Ive read all of your replies in these comments, youre either purposefully being as unfunny as possible or you have a disorder. holy fuck
@maximumoccupancy
@maximumoccupancy 5 жыл бұрын
Hunter Pope Bernie Sanders is a woman who lies under oath? Also, Trump has lied far more times and enjoys bragging about harassing women.
@maximumoccupancy
@maximumoccupancy 5 жыл бұрын
The Supreme You jealous?
@someonenew3547
@someonenew3547 5 жыл бұрын
#Walkaway
@kindalove207
@kindalove207 5 жыл бұрын
"have you seen a hospital?"
@nothingtoseehere7554
@nothingtoseehere7554 3 жыл бұрын
They totally killed it omg
@berkayaydin1212
@berkayaydin1212 5 жыл бұрын
4:58 is the best part of this whole opening monologue
@joshuacalebbevington
@joshuacalebbevington 5 жыл бұрын
How the hell is this funny?
@willsmithsknee2245
@willsmithsknee2245 5 жыл бұрын
It's not.
@vanessahumphrey4022
@vanessahumphrey4022 5 жыл бұрын
Idk
@WAEVOICE
@WAEVOICE 5 жыл бұрын
Incessant jabs towards issues that will be dated in the blink of an eye-- to these gits, that's comedy.
@joshuacalebbevington
@joshuacalebbevington 5 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck almost 200 likes sorry it was thAt painful damn
@yes-qi8wd
@yes-qi8wd 5 жыл бұрын
There were only like 3 or 4 good jokes and I like weekend update. I guess if you’re really into snl, you’d like it
@sr.supreme5808
@sr.supreme5808 4 жыл бұрын
Needed this
@jennahkhazaal
@jennahkhazaal 3 жыл бұрын
check it out, they have legs.
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