I use it to make people think i’m worse than i am, then when they least expect it, die because i’m still not that good at the game

Cleaners carbine is the 2nd best smg for skinny heavy. Change my mind.

As a famous youtuber once mentioned, "The Cleaner's Carbine and a knife"

8:56 Funny enough, dispensers used to explode in tf2 when the engineer detonates his building. It was likely removed because the engineers used it as a trap rather than a support tool.

The starting theme is extra fitting this time :D

"Oh god, is that a sniper with the shiny bushwacka coming at me at mach 4"

"there's no reason not to use the kunai" you underestimate my ability to suck at spy. and i always use to forget the crikey meter was a thing and got my ass handed to me whenever i would go swinging at the sniper with my bat.

Probably what valve was thinking when they made this: "So this gun's primary function is dealing damage to get a passive mini-crit boost for all weapons. How do we balance it? Make it harder for it to deal damage of course! It won't nullify the main function of the weapon noo"

13:00 Ladies and gentlemen, meet the greatest spy main to ever exist, username and all.

You thought Sniper was OP with the speed at which he can quickscope? *Well he also has a fucking machine gun turning him into a malnourished Heavy!*

13:03 This guy fits the edgy borderline-cheating weeb spy main archetype so hard that I actually think he is doing this ironically.

"Sniper?" "A knoife!" "OH NO!!!" "Huehuehuehuehue"

I personally think if they just tighten the spread it would make charging way easier, that way your hitting way more of your shots.

8:58 *Battle Against a Machine starts playing.* "You engage the Bad Dispenser!"

1:57 "Holy Mary mother of Joseph!" That ragdoll.

I’m ashamed to admit that that jumpscare actually made me jump

8:58 Dispense me fucking nightmare fuel, captain! I regret watching this at 3AM. Amazing video though! Just getting back into TF2 and these videos have pushed me to get back in some pubs for the first time in five years. Feels good to be back!

10:00 Did I just see a pyro successfully use the gas passer? I don’t believe my eyes someone finally did it!

Honestly I always wondered why this thing didn't work the other way around, lower base damage, higher capacity, higher firing speed. Forces the sniper to keep the weapon out for longer periods of time when engaging a target (thing that is bad for the sniper), but gets an easier time filling up the Crikey bar which then gets more use out of the mini-crits thanks to the faster firing rate and no damage falloff. Then again this design as fun as it would be it goes against the name of the weapon. As it would encourage you to pepper large groups of enemies at a distance to gain Crikey quickly, and do so for longer (thanks to the increased capacity). Honestly I would love to see it give full crits that way the Bushwaka isn't THE only option, and we get to see more use out of regular kuhkri, and Shahanshah

Me: *has a strange cleaner carbine* Also me: well time to switch it

I love how Fish will so confidently say it's annoying to have Demoknights charge up on you and hack you to death while, in the very same sentence, admitting to peacefully making headshots from across the map... you know, as if that isn't infinitely more annoying than your average run of the mill Demoknight.

14:16 Don't you just love when the match turns into a horror movie because you notice a Spy right in everyone's noses but they just *CAN'T FREAKING TURN AROUND!?*

4:13 that's why I love tf2, demoman just charging through the air into an arrow

14:17 that disguised Spy as a scout is literally the smartest Spy I have ever seen...

"No reason for spy not to use the kunai" Whenever I use it I die on my way to the enemy team to a random rocket, pipe, sticky or scorch shot while invisible.

I need this to cheer up more than just about anything right now, so before I even watch this, thank you.

Me: Who uploads a Bad Weapon Academy video at 2 in the morning?! FSoaSG:

Yes quality content to watch during my night shift

Anyone else suspects the "crikey meter fills when you hit a cloaked spy" thing is a bug, and will be removed as soon as Valve realizes it? I mean, the potted plant works in mysterious ways, but this cannot possibly be intentional.

13:00 this brings lag to a whole new level

Before this video existed i was playing some matches with carbine for the memes and i used of course bushwacka. And huntsman (which means i predicted that it would be better with huntsman). And the felling i had when killing players with bushwacka was soooo gooooood.

Here’s a good use for this weapon: In MvM, max the swing speed on the Bushwhacka. I guarantee you, tanks won’t stand a chance.

12:46 I appreciate that perfectly timed "Bam!"

Were do I even start with this... 1:58 soldier ascends to heaven 1:56 spy ascends to hell

Okay guys, jumpscare timestamps: 8:58 17:00

Having a bad morning, this is perfect

12:45 Timing like this is so underappreciated it hurts.

1:56 the soldier moon jumped into the minecart. 10 across the board, he wins the Olympics.

Why is this in a set with the hitman's heat maker? Other than having a charge meter and silencers they don't fit with each other at all. It's like the demoman set with the bootlegger, it's built entirely on aesthetics

Great video once again, I enjoy your content so much, shame I cant really catch streams more often, but it doesnt matter since your vids are this good

10:07 I'm glad someone recognizes our struggle.

I never expected the cleaners carbine 2 be on bwa bc thats all what i see

I think a good upside would be to give the crikey a speed boost on activation to make the bushwaka combo dumb fun, would this be viable? Probably not, would it be fucking hilarious to have a sniper kill 4 people with the bushwaka? Absolutely

Cleaner's Carbine + Bushwacka = Perfect gimmick Sniper.

10:08 *"Sad but also happi F2P noises because someone cares for them :"*

I remember , when I was so happy when I saw a dispenser with a cliner’s carbine ..)))

"You'd think people would learn to TURN THE FUCK AROUND!" is the phrase I hear or see a chain-stab in casual. (especially when it starts with me and I have to yell, "SPY BEHIND US!" and no one turns around still...)

imo, the best thing about the cleaners carbine is it's looks, that's what attracted it to me when I was new to the game.

I'd say 2 things to buff it. Give it full on crits, or reduce the firing speed to 10%.

5:03 As a guy who loves to play as Medic, I can feel his pain XD

I actually really like the Carbine, actually. The slower firing speed helps me with placing my shots better rather than just using the stock SMG as a spray n' pray; and the silenced shots and mini-crits are also greatly appreciated, especially when paired with the Bushwacka and the Huntsman

12:09 I had this video on the background and this unironically scared me. thought Fish was coming for my soul

2:03 You wanna know why you don’t notice the smaller clip size Cause thanks to the fact it shoots slower it uses less ammo In truth you can shoot for slightly longer then stock Just it does way less damage in that slightly longer shooting time Amazing video just saying that

"traditionally vulnerable to getting rushed down" Tell that to any sniper with 50 or more hours.

Hey I'm glad you managed to get this video made!

I normally don't like playing sniper, but the idea of Sydney Sleeper + Cleaner's carbine, not only to deal good damage with both weapons without needing to rely heavily on headshots, which I'm bad at, but also to be able to support my team without feeling like I'm gimping myself with a gun that practically does a third of the damage of a normal sniper rifle.

i honestly feel like the cleaners carbine could've been a godlike secondary for scout

The carbine just needs the firing speed lessend or removed and it'd be fine

Another thing that gimps the Cleaner's Carbine is that it cannot activate the Crikey meter while reloading. So, if you have automatic reload on, and you pull out the CC when it's not fully loaded, you are basically forced to wait a second to finish reloading THEN you can activate it which makes you unable to use anything until you finish reloading or else you'll be stuck swapping weapons like an idiot before you're put out of your misery.

Everybody gangsta till that one sniper goes ultra instinct with a uber medic

"If you use the kunai, i automatically think your a bad person" Me, who just started using the kunai recently because i used to not like it but started to now enjoy it:

I feel like reducing the firing speed to like 15% and making the crikey charge up by all weapons in exchange for a higher damage cap would make it more viable

A scout shotgun idea to piss people off: The Batter’s Hush-puppy Primary for scout +Mini-crits turn into full crits +People killed by the user are not displayed in the killfeed for the enemy team - 15% slower firing speed - Clip reduced to 4 shots - 33% wider spread

The ending actually scared me cause I was listening to this vid in the background and just looked down

as Soundsmith said "it only has one use, TANK SHREDDING"

I whacked the enemies bushes and got sent to the Principal's Office :(

Your Videos open my eyes to new ways to play the game and i love it! Keep up the good work!

2:35 i can just feel the anger in that pyro

Yo FSOAS pretty good at clicking heads tho.

i’ve been playing around with the carbine because i’ve just gotten sick of the whole buskwacka jarate combo and i’ve found it surprising effective. i think that it’s a shame that one weapon dominates a slot when there’s way more active options that you can use and have fun with, but i think it’s utility with the huntsman and sleeper rn is still very useful and using this fun weapon should be more encouraged within the community. i think another great way to balence the weapon is to increase its firing speed to 25% but reduce its clip to something like 12 bullets (and maybe a 10% damage vulnerability? idk) so that you use it as a “oh fuck i’m about to die” and not a “lol rambo” gun, punishing players who rush in with it, while giving retreating players the firepower to counter push with the mini crits.

9:47 TF2's a chaotic game. I doubt you'd be thinking about turning around when someone's shooting you in the face.

i love this series, it lets me use all the bad weapons, and even though i die a lot more doing so, it makes the game feel fresh and i feel like when i first downloaded it, keep it up man

I think the Cleaner's Carbine could stand to just give you a much longer buff duration (e.g. 16 to 24 seconds) so the reward for that 100 chip damage feels likena justifiable payoff

2:12 “this does not feel like a measley 25%” Well… if you remove 25% from 600 RPM you get 450 RPM… and the CC fires at around 450 RPM.

Is it bad that whenever I play sniper with the piss and funni knife, I think of sniper as a chef catching animals and cooking them with lemonade

"That's not a knife..." (Activates crikey and pulls out bushwhacka) "This is a knife."

0:01 that sniper is a spy!

6 seconds, woooo new weopen academy

Bwa: mentions that this works with body shots Sydney sleeper and machina: STONKS

Looking forward to the Sydney Sleeper episode, as someone who rarely plays sniper and can't aim well to begin with, it's usually my go-to

Funny, I named this weapon years ago as "Pack-A-Punch". I think it's a pretty funny name for a weapon that barely gets any proper use. It puts OOMPH into your weapons upon getting that meter up. I was addicted to playing zombies, what can I say? It made my weapons better, like the actual machine in the games.

If it had something like "20% more accurate", then it would've been a good option as well. DPS doesn't really matter when you can't even hit your enemies.

i swear to fucking god i come back from a camping trip at midnight, turn off the lights and go to another room and then somethings starts FUCKING BREATHING behind me. Frick you for that ending lmao

"if you have your syringe gun out you aren't healing" *laughs in crusaders crossbow*

this gun may be bad, but the “CRIKEY” meter is the funniest thing in this game and completely makes up for it

I like watching these videos before bed. Respectfully, i hate you for the nightmare fuel dispenser followed by loud heavy breathing waking me up in the middle of the night 😂😂😂

Fish when fair and balanced: I sleep Fish when festivizeable: REAL SHIT xD

Valve: *festivises weapon* Fsoas: I'lL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk

I've found that this combo works great on Capture the Flag, Mainly 2Fort due to the lack of room the enemy has to get away from you, meaning you can stay in your base and pick off classes who try to rush in.

OMG, these angry tones evry minutes is like a tradition in these videos lol

I was letting this video play in the background and that dispenser breathing heavily at the end creeped me the fuck out

Fish on a stick having a trauma when sees kunai every five seconds, ears are dead

Sniper’s only true weakness are spy, other snipers, and botsnipers, then it’s just himself

this has been uploaded at 2 am for me, now im watching it

Just woke up, good timing

i'm usually a stick in the mud with the themed intros but this one got me

13:01 Damn, I guess the Spy really DOES have psychic powers!

I quote Logan... "I want Mini Crits! Oh gee, should I use the shit and never get to use 8 seconds of mini crits only I can use? Or fling the piss around for 10 seconds of mini crits that everyone can use."

Indeed! Love the use of the Futura font on your videos! It's my favorite font! So clean and pleasing! 😁👌🏻

im high and its just realized fsoas is now one of those channels thats good enough to rewatch even though i already know whats going to be said