Wassup

These remind me of the merge mansions ads😭

3rd reply lol

I will not be playing the candy crush knock off brain cocaine game thank you very much

@@yourfavoritetransgenderbet you can’t even pronounce blåhej correctly, fake blåhej fan

I was thinking crew as well, housekeeping and cabin fever for 9 months sounds like hell.

I hope they switch out crewmembers whenever they dock at a port

@@kieransky I would be extremely surprised if that were the case

yeah I have 0 sympathy for people who can afford to pay 60k AND don't have to work for 9 months. you wanna post how rich and out of touch you are on social media, make all the fun you want of them.

@@kieransky unfortunately 9 month contracts are common in the industry. I got off after 6 months because I got sick. But yeah, usually it's 7-9 months contracts, and you go crazy.

Well there is Super Danganronpa Another 2 where the sleeping quarters was a cruise ship but I do agree that a Danganronpa game solely in a cruise ship with every new chapter could open a new floor would be cool.

I think your turn to die has the same setting

I was thinking of 999 myself (probably partly because of "nine months"), but I agree with this too.

That's so true, now I need it to happen.

I hope they don't have tv screens everywhere. or a mascot.

Or the bbq lighter that’s apparently fake??

I think it’s stupid.

@@cynthiajoy8082i think its funny!! stupid and cute :3

@@cynthiajoy8082 That's definitely the best attitude to have when watching a comedy video and does not come of very bitter.

​@@cynthiajoy8082 Then cry ❤

Thats a whole pregnancy!

YEAH like that's more than half a yeah confined to a boat

They're all probably pretty privileged, so I think you're doubly right lol

thats why i dont feel bad for them and the possible dangers. Like these are basically the richies and people over here r yelling the rich and then say they feel bad for the rich. Like, you could spend your money on fundraisers but you decided to go for a 9 MONTH VACATION, WHICH YOU WONT EVEN NEED, AS A RICH PERSON, BECAUSE BEING RICH IS A VACATION OF ITSELF from the real world!

​@@catballer69You're literally mad at them just because they're rich. You don't know how much they spend on fundraisers, and it's really none of your business.

RIGHT? My bathroom is literally the length of the bathtub and the width of the bathtub and the toilet. And that's pretty good, because hell yeah we don't have to share a bathroom with the kids.

You gotta remember that the people on this cruise are rich. They aren’t used to the average bathroom size 😅

ChadChad is overrated im far better LOL

I live on a cat and I thought my bathroom was pretty wicked for a boat but that sh’t is crazy

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Real

Only 10 mins 😔

Here we are

Sleep is optional, Chad Chad is not

"PEEING" HELP

i think anyone would be peeing themselves too if someone took a bite out of them

i thew up a little when i saw that, it. was. pissing. nasty

@@toceeno874I been bit before and you can be sure I didn’t piss myself (though tbf they didn’t take a chunk out like I was a slice of bread)

it was excited

but some things were incrediby wild. like “muder mystery” or “iceberg”. like… are y’all okay?

@@A.H._ idk I could not get on a boat like that and not think Titanic... clearly I will never be on a boat like that though. I would think nothing but icebergs will attack in mid August. Murder mystery and maritime law??? Still makes sense on a bingo card to me...okay maybe I'm not okay 😂

​@@A.H._ No

@@A.H._murder mystery honestly funny af

​@@A.H._but those things are so unrealistic that they're just funny imo

Actually, that's an interesting perspective on it. I never thought of it that way

You've heard the same story we all heard that one time. Welcome to the internet lol

Ok but if you're paying $10,000/mo for a nursing home.... it's for the nursing care. Which is expensive. If you don't need nursing care, then you don't need to pay $10,000/mo for a senior living center. Conversely, if you DO need nursing care, the last place you'll be getting that is on a cruise. The american healthcare system is broken but, no, cruises are not a cheaper alternative.

I read a random fact somewhere that many cruise ships often have a reserves freezer to hold the bodies of elderly who passed away so they can have a proper burial in their homeland.

What a weird way to justify a waste of money

glad someone else said it 😩 i had to do it myself

I was thinking the same thing, it’s my favorite part of the video

Fortnite changed her.

Maybe next time I'll click on another video instead if I'm so unappreciated 😤

I was expecting her to do the outro but instead of the minecraft damage sound it would be a trex sound from jurassic park

tf u mean characters 😦

wild that ur calling them characters....

@@L4w1 that was the joke

imagen going on that cruise without realising you're pregnant. Like you would have to port somewhere and fly back to ensure your child will be born with an american passport.

A moment of silence for the non-performer staff. I know everyone gets treated like a slave, but they get it even worse

oh hey it's you

@@biggestastiest yooo hi lol

blahaj ::

oh blahaj, i missed you.

Listen if you're a solo cruiser your bedroom isn't going to matter to you much at all

It’s grease

fr like why is it leaking 😭😭

me when i've only ever had dry-ass mcdonalds burgers

@@tosufferquietlymusic2171 that dont make it better :((((((

😂 and chick was like “that looks so good”

Markie has done a bunch of videos if you want all the updates

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​@@ville__ me when I lie:

​@Cera_01 it's a spam bot, just ignore

IM DYING BRO

LMAOOOO

To be fair, now cruise ships have casinos, shows, libraries, sometimes technology (signal sucks because you're kind of in the middle of the ocean), restaurants, plenty of entertainment. I can totally see the appeal, I went on a few cruises as a kid (albeit budget). And yet they still end up being boring because, just like back then, you're isolated on a boat with nowhere to go. Once you've made the rounds, you've seen it all. Let alone for 9 months.

@@arson7012I live on a sailboat have since a kid and cruise ships take all these fun out of it you don’t find new places or go to breathtaking beaches with no one there there is no island hopping no snorkeling in three different reefs in a day none of that, I have been through hell on my boat I once got so sick from some kind of parasite I had debilitating diarrhoea for an entire month in the middle of nowhere but it’s an adventure I hate cruises but love the sea

​@@Walleyedwosaik All the cruises I've been on made various stops at different islands and locations so people could go to beaches, go shopping, do whatever for the day

Absolutely. Cruises advertise the adventure and seeing different countries, but most of your time is spent on the same boat. @@Walleyedwosaik

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My secret square is that they become radicalised socialists after finally seeing the importance of community and collective existence lmao

Yeah, I think she was really misinterpreting that part lol

@@raimarulightningI love that! ❤

Plot of noah of the blood sea😭

a morbid thought of ''maybe theyll eat the rich bc they eating good'' but then immediately was like ''wait but rich ppl have crazy weird diet and unhealthy junk foods are typically eaten by middle to lower class...do we taste better(fattier) than them?'' came to mind

Eat out

Little Nightmares type beat

ChadChad is overrated im far better LOL

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Hi @ddetra just letting you know as someone who has worked on many different cruise lines unless your brother went on an very very small cruise like 2000 people the ship had a morgue. It was probably something the guest made up and spread I’ve heard some of the most crazy conspiracy theories from guest. Also people die or get seriously injured all the time (like she mentioned in the video a lot of old people take cruises) but we have procedures in place for them. You probably won’t see this message but thought I’d let you know

Regardless if that story is true or not, I do find it incredibly sad that so many people are rooting for the downfall of the people on that cruise. I blame the TikTok mentality of "I don't like this person based on one second of hearing them speak so they're a bad person and so is everyone else they interact with, so they can all die for all I care UwU". Like it's legit absurd how TikTok addicts will spin a narrative so far off of the original that it reads like a James Patterson plot twist (aka nonsensical). I've had people start arguments with me on opinions we literally agree on because they didn't like it when I said "maybe we should be more understanding to the people we disagree with" (one even called me a terrorist, can you believe?). So I'm not at all surprised people are being so disgusting towards the people on this cruise, but it's still very upsetting to wish ill on people they don't even know.

wait what was the second one? the only one i can think of is the billionaires getting smushed

​@@under.the.oaktreesthe first one is titanic

This isn't oceangate, this is Avenue 5 (it's on HBO and it's pretty good and funny. A space cruise ship gets knocked off course and the guests have to spend months on the ship instead of weeks as it runs out of spices and things that make cruises good. Hilarity ensues)

what about the dildo-filled freight ship getting stuck

@@mushu_beardie2556 it was hillarious, sad they canceled it

"My name is Chad Chad( not really), and I'm here to entertain you with my message. In the form of a digital recording. "

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@@UTTP298not subbing so that’ll happen

@@UTTP298too bad

​@@ssj12262I reported all of them for spam lol.

when he stopped the extra intro

​@@alexiiconner Still grieving the extra greeting :((

Do you make decent money on top of the room and board, or is that like all you get?

@@ashleyhall6098 yes, I get paid pretty decently. But I do have to pay money if I want decent wifi. Which is worth it

Some of the positions, like yours apparently (?), can be cushy. Captain has few worries, until the ship touches something it shouldn't. But I'm sure you see the conditions that the cabin stewards and waitstaff work under. Those companies can be excessively hierarchical and inequitable. Engine room crew probably don't feel like it's real cushy, but are recruited from a nation with very few opportunities, so are less likely to complain.

But also, good on yah! Getting paid as a musician is a challenge in the first place. You're getting paid in travel and money (hopefully).

@@CatFish107 yes of course! I was just speaking from my personal experience. The line I work for treats and pays musicians very well!

so there's this thing called dangan- *gets shot*

**Monokuma appears**

ChadChad is overrated im far better LOL

@@KitsunaireDoesGacha The theme played in my head when I read this comment

Ok found which but at the thumbnail it says “Blood Bath at sea”

Thanks!

right?! both guys just chilling like “well, not my problem”

Real!

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WAS THAT THE BOAT OF ‘87????

The bite of '87?!😮

me too! what a coincidence! :0

No fr!!!!! 😂😂

Same lmfao 😭

saammmme! i clicked so fast

SAME

Samee

It wasn't just a little water in the gym though. It was in multiple places, running down the stairs, elevators inundated/ out of work. Even some cabins got affected. And that actually happened before the drake passage. Seems like getting close is enough for some really bad weather. Ironically that didn't repeat during the drake. Maybe they got caught off guard with how bad it was previously. But for sure, seeing how crazy the ocean gets is more understandable to see water inside

@@ezzbwell when a ship is in a rough passage experiencing storms on the ocean, and oceans aren’t forgiving, there’s going to be a lot of water

ChadChad is overrated im far better LOL

Doing a seafarers medical before joining my first cruise ship, the Dr.said to me "Cruise ships are a fake world. I don't care if she tells you she's the Virginia Mary. Wrap it up."

Damn Terrence

i cant believe no one put pregnancy 😭

Dying all the time feels like a overstatement, although it happens once and a while , you should remember theres atleast 4,000+ other passengers (usually) on most cruise ships. With that many people, inevitably something will happen.

​@@savannah6508Honestly, 9 months is enough to make and grow a baby lol

Out of the 27,000 people, at least ONE is gonna go out Elvis style.

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ironically there was a cruise ship that basically avoided most of the pandemic because it was so isolated

I mean, cruise ships have always been known for illness outbreaks, but now that we're (still) in an airborne pandemic, it's way worse. Especially since COVID can damage immune systems, so now people are way more likely to pick up illnesses, COVID or other, when they're in enclosed spaces like cruise ships.

My dad took a cruise a few years ago too with my step mom and her grandkid. It was a week long, he said he spent like 8k during that time and it was not worth it and he wouldn't do it again haha.

I went on a cruise for 12 days once and it was great, have zero complaints, the price was normal, free food everywhere on the ship at all times, went to bunch of different countries and even met new people, so i'd say it would really depend if you get bored easily or on the weather, because I get sick easily and I had no problems with headache or nausea even tho we had a huge storm one night

I got parainfluenza 3 days into the cruise I went on and had to go to bed at like 9pm every night afterwards because I was exhausted. I didn't even know that parainfluenza was a thing before that cruise

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Except, instead of bringing new life into the world its gonna suck it out of those poor passengers.

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Imagine hearing this in a previous century

I would comment "hyperhidrosis buddies 🤝" but the last thing we'd want to do is hold someone's hand (😔)

When you can tell the brands apart by nothing but the zipper seal construction and the plastic grade because all the logos were decimated by the dishwasher

I find it so weird when I go over to other peoples' houses and they're THROWING AWAY ziplock bags, jars, styrofoam containers... and then complain that they have no containers! You threw away a bag that only had crackers in it!

We're still doing that. Why be wasteful?

I hate washing them because I never feel like I get them totally clean, but I respect the resourcefulness 😅

Yeah I work for a Telco and some of our customers are on that ship and call when their roaming doesn't work on their cellphone. They do NOT sound relaxed on the cruise at all. In fact they often ask us about what things are like at home. It does not sound like a fun time there.

Ive been one two cruises with my family, they are always soooo boring. Just a bunch of old people gambling with not so great food. I spent most of my time in the gym just to pass the time. Plus, yeah you get to land in cool countries, but you are there for so little time its not worth it :/ not to mention the food waste and pollution for curries is awful and made me feel guilty the entire time on them

I've gone on around 5 one-week cruises when I was little, usually the cheapest rooms so I'm speaking of the base experience with no fancy extras. As a kid they're really fun, especially if you get a ship with a "club" for kids to go during the day. They always had fun and educational activities but unlike school they wouldn't force us to participate in anything we didn't want to do, we could just sit out and go draw or something. But as I started getting a little older, they start to get really boring after a few days when you realize there's no "goals" and you're too old to hang out in the kids area, so there's not really any activities outside of swimming and eating. But you're not old enough to appreciate the ports and the culture of the different excursion areas, they're just hot and boring. Looking back I'm so fortunate I got to go on those trips but I wish we could have just saved the money, it would have really helped us out now ;-;

ChadChad is overrated im far better LOL

Me too kkkk

Me too. I refuse to use tiktok

Same I also refuse to use tiktok

Yeah, this is the first I've heard of this.

ChadChad is overrated im far better LOL

Real.❤

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I guess we are all living the same lives

NO FRIKIN WAY. I ALSO WAS WATCHING THAT SCHAFF VIDEO

i just finished my hazbin eps so it was perfect timing to see this

Hello fellow schafrillas fan!

A floating shopping mall full of tiktokers.

It basically is...

I've never been on a cruise, and the longest vacation I've ever been on was 3 weeks, and I could take the train to entire different cities if I wanted. Even after that I was sick of it and just wanted to go home. Can't imagine doing that for 9 MONTHS without being able to go anywhere

completely agree, and these are rich, arrogant, and entitled clients - i dont care about them but i would hate to be staff on this ship (speaking from experience): working 16+ hours a day for 9 months for a bunch of titanic cosplayers who have never cleaned dry and caked blood and shit off a carpet while making a martini and calling 30 different numbers trying to find a world renowned horsehead fiddle player to play on the ship cause one of the rich clients wants it and they control your paycheck/tip (depends on what company/boat/owner you work with; but any wages are usually below minimum wage because of legal loopholes that "allows" your boss to commit wage theft ha ha ha ha and other atrocities)

Sam O’ Nella

i don't really have any sympathies for them

@ultravioletcatastrophe you don't have to, but it's in poor taste to be wishing ill-will on them just because they went on this cruise. Thats basically what these bingo players are doing.

it’s also so pointless to play this bingo that all of them came up with?? you’re not gonna be able to cross out a single one of these tiles. so for one it’s incredibly disrespectful to all the people going on that cruiseship and secondly you can’t even play bingo. it’s so dumb

@@ultravioletcatastrophe Me neither. Anyone who can pay 6 months of my total household income for one single night on one of these climate destroying monstrosities can waltz their way into the nearest volcano, IMO.

@@emisformakeri agree, i would have more sympathy if it werent for 1) how rich these people are and theyre spending it on a cruise and 2) the fact cruises are so bad for the environment

same lmaooo

and the film cooper one too lol

Another cruise line survivor! High five.

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No it’s crying, ngl I would be crying too if I was being eaten In seriousness, it’s probably something to do with it being tender

if you’re looking for a youtuber who talks about having hyperhidrosis jarvis johnson is your guy

Rightt omg it’s rlly nice to see! Having it in itself is a pain LOL

What is it though??

@@DrawciaGleam02 it’s a medical condition where a persons nerves are messed up thinking it needs to sweat when they don’t need to. So on random times during the day you sweat a lot doing nothing, for me it’s the extremities like almost constant sweaty palms and feet(+armpit, butt, and back when I was younger). We know it’s gross but can’t do anything about it and highly affects our daily activities, social interactions, and mental health. It’s a vicious cycle sometimes too: Sweaty palms →being conscious about it→sweat even more by nervousness.

@@noahcallaghan284 huh never knew! I already subscribe to Danny, Drew, and Kurtis so might as well 😌

👀 bones fan spotted in the wild.

Wow. Complaining...about having got to go on a cruise you didn't even pay for

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@@LillithPlaysSims I get what you're saying. This post was half a joke, but honestly, I would never do a cruise again. It was an interesting experience, but I didn't feel comfortable there and, without considering what cruisers do to the environment, wouldn't do it again, even if I won a cruise myself. In general, I think it's good to experience new things, and not everyone gets to experience this particular thing. For me this just wasn't a good memory, and that's what I stand by.

@@axessenter @axessenter Hey, friend, pump thise brakes, Because you're trauma dumping on the internet. That's a...whole lot to tell a stranger in response to them making a snide comment, and a dangerous amount of information to give freely. Cruel people who just argue online for fun will not read all that and feel sympathy, but look for ammo to take shots at you. Anyways, Hope your world starts looking up but my strangerly advice would be keep a bit more a bit closer to your chest. Especially as a woman

The other advantage of crossing oceans on the surface is the low jet lag. If the ship adjusts their clocks every day, the change is much more gradual than suddenly landing and being out of whack by several hours. North South travel doesn't have this, but Europe to Caribbean islands, or NA to Asia, way more humane to take your time getting there

Oh, also LOL sea version of camping is paddling a sea kayak out to a boat access only campsite, and setting up your tent. That's a regular summer activity here.

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Is the cost of food included in it being cheaper than a plane ticket? Because if so that's insanely affordable. I might take a few cargo ship cruises just to cut down my cost of living.

it changed again but I was here too, I saw what you mean

@@pinkerhero Oh I didn't even see it change 😭😭😭 I'ma sound crazy now but akdkf

ChadChad is overrated im far better LOL

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same boat (lol) here !!

Same

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Guys DONT procrastinate

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That makes sense. It's a very niche offering. It seems likely there would be a relatively smaller demand.

I didn't know that this was a regular thing.

Alien cake! Alien cake! Alien cake! Alien cake!✊🎂🎂🎂

Wouldn't that just be the spaceliner Titanic episode?

@@eyesofthecervino3366 i mean, kinda. could also be like mummy on the Orient express, but I feel like it would have the potential to be something completely different as well :D

Yeah fr, so glad that there are still people who have that mindset!!! There's WAY too many chronically online bozos who genuinely want horrible shit to happen to VERY REAL PEOPLE just because they're rich. Like just because someone is rich doesn't mean that they aren't a person with a whole life and a family, so it's extremely fucked up to actually want bad things to happen to them. Basic human empathy and decency just doesn't exist for these people for the sole reason that they have more money than the rest of us, I guess. Like they aren't even hurting anyone or doing anything to these bozos; they're just chilling on vacation and y'all are hoping that they DIE????? Honestly, hot take, but the whole "I have no empathy for people with more money than me" mentality just reeks of jealousy, and this is coming from a broke ass bitch lol. Maybe let's NOT wish death and tragedy upon complete strangers who are minding their business y'all. Being rich and having a bit of privilege DOES NOT warrant this type of horrid behavior. Anyone who disagrees and has no issue with it is honestly disgusting. Like I just KNOW they would be rightfully upset if a bunch of rich people were wishing death upon them, so why is it suddenly ok for the reverse to happen? A bit of cognitive dissonance at its finest imo. This isn't a reality show. This isn't a game. This isn't a movie. This isn't a drama. These are real people, so let's all treat them as such.