Bahahahahahahaha

so...between 5-10? cause nobody is fucking watching this trash

RIP in Peace brain cells...

@@stevendeamon sadly you'd be surprised. some sw fans really will watch anything dressed in sw garb

"Star Wars on the CW" Perfect description 😂

Bahahaha

Tells us a lot about what they think of the fan base and how little it is valued.

Or is it just that the writers are dumb, and dumb people write dumb things? Because you know, if dumb people consistently produced smart things, they wouldn't be dumb.

Note how overindulged first world brats, who were never taught delayed gratification and impulse control, always move to make erotica after creating Roman-style hex cults.

Presumptuous of you to think that they put that much of a thought in it.

Ahahahahahahahaha

With that kind of shit taste in media... I hope she's attractive to you at least.

Maybe this means that The Acolyte is a good series?

​@@davidmun1601nah that's just how low on the spectrum it is

@@davidmun1601 math not mathin' on this one chief. I plugged in the numbers and all I got back was syntax error.

Proving that she is a failure doesn’t change the fact that the Jedi are at fault. Your analysis is flawed. Maybe that’s why you think the show is a failure?

I know right! Ahahaha

What did u think big Harvey did to her hurt even more when he didn't touch her she was hopeing for a jumpstart lol

Sol: Who are you? Stranger: Jedi would call me Darth Rizz

@@bradmiles1984this brings the interview when she says she's attracted to A morale characters the creep would rather be with joffrey barathon than ned stark hahaha

Evil corp tries to make evil good and good evil.

Seriously an old french tv called the flander's company do that better with an hundredth of the bufget of one acolyte episode...

Hey, I thought of it like that! That would indeed explain everything!

You mean like Darth Plagueis and Darth Bane books? Some fan you are. This show sucks ass

@@ThespianPrince13 ummm…what? Yes this show sucks, the joke was at the expense of Disney

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Evil is good.

@@Mouse_Metal are you reading from Disneys business plan?

This is just a thought but maybe this series is showing how the dark side can seduce/turn someone

​@davidmun1601 too much brain power required for regular people it seems...

​@@davidmun1601 I agree with you btw

So bad

Stop being racist you bigot 🤣

I really don't know what I watched. It was so awful.

Trying to take the glory away from Mortal Kombat, uh… 3? The one where the woman goes "No YOU will DIE!"

Don't insult the AI programmers that wrote it lol

There the oppressive Police man these people have no imagination they can only rip of what's already wrote or puts In there ideology and who cares about Harvey's best mate

I am with you on this. They don't act like Jedi at all

and their lightsabers look like shitty toys

They act and talk like total idiots. Jekki was disrespectfully snarky. Yord was deer in headlights and slow to comprehend and Soul is all emotional with hugs and kisses. The other Jedi were like villagers that were handed lightsabers. Jedi are canonically portrayed as monk like, respectful to each other and others.

@@Jiraiyashouse666 exactly

I know right!

It would have made great irony if cancel culture cancelled this show 😉

​@@Thefuture30005people involved are racist against whites and hate men. Soooooo.....not gonna happen.

At least season 2 was

​@@Crusader316But what is everyone going to shite post about without season two… Actually, after a seconds thought I'm sure Dicknee will make something equally bad, or worse. They're the experts after all.

That’s a sick burn, dude

@@SONICX1027 thank you

That game was fucking awesome. They shouldn't have let me have that experience at 4 years old. So much dopamine.

Sonic 06 is actually a good story. No, the Acolyte makes Sonic Boom Rise of Lyric more interesting in comparison.

@@thedragonskull1065 agreed

Yes. And that was the only reason to get her to use her purple laser whip in the forest (those giant forest bugs are only used for plot convenience, it's irritating) or have Qimir naked. Also Leslye Headland wanted her own wife to have the new and unique type of lightsaber and make it purple so that Mace Windu isn't the only live-action Jedi Master to have one anymore. This show is great.

They tell each other how marvellous and groundbreaking they are .....

Ahahaha the reviews are always the entertaining part ahaha I love watching other reviews on KZfaq too

Ahahaha

@@thejessegrantSHAHAHAHAH AHAHAAHAHA AHA

literally how did he get to episode 6 of this garbage

Probably only content creators still watching.

Minutes watched data for each episode has demonstrated a trend. Episodes 1 and 2 got 1/4 of the attention that Asohka got, which was less than Obi-Wan, Boba-Fet, and Andor. Episode 3, because of the leaks made known by content creators, had an uptick. Since then, it's been a decline. Episode 5 went back to the levels of the first 2. There was talk that the "poor showing" of Andor and Asohka (which received 3/4 more views that this garbage) made showrunners a bit hesitant to continue their series. In a normal situation, this show wouldn't have made it past episode one.

@@Bob-Jenkins Ya, Thats where I get my recap, really dont want disney to count my 'views' as watched. @aaronaukema1284 interesting stats. I heard the last episode was a snore fest as well

@@MrFrmartin lol, yeah I worry I might accidentally click on it. I'd hate to have my girlfriend think that I watch it, although if I did watch it and she broke up with me because of that, I couldn't blame her.

If only it was osha🥵 ayo pause

This show is thrash and Disney is evil incorporated, and the producer is a groomer and predator, sure they are going to push stuff nobody in their right mind would like, just like they push the Message rather than telling an interesting story...

It doesn't belong in Star Wars really. At least Padme's sexualisation in Episode 2 had a point, to demonstrate the beginning of a relationship that was going to end in the conception of 2 children... the acolyte has sexualisation purely to get viewership up.

Some of my best friends since 4th grade are identical twins. I’ve been able to tell them apart without hesitation for years 😂 all of us have. Absolute cringe

Honestly, a friend of mine had twin sisters and I could never tell them apart. But maybe im just retarded.

It's interesting you say this because my experience was exactly the opposite as an observer. There was a set of identical twins in my high school who swapped places for a day and no one knew. But looking back, they both were extremely quiet and never talked. Super duper quiet. So them swapping and no one knowing is probably due to no one having any interactions with them anyways.

Not defending this show as it’s terrible but these are fictional characters & not human. They were apparently born from witchcraft so guess it’s conceivable they could be genetically identical in every way except personality.

@@stevieh771 what are you talking about? Real identical twins are genetically identical. That’s why they’re identical twins rather than fraternal twins.

Oremos para que al final de la serie no se cambie el nombre a Darth plagueis

Clint Eastwood never needed to tell me he was a stoic lone wolf. He just acted and my eyes saw a stoic lone wolf.

And this is so little gayish 😡 They promised gay Star Wars, ok the show is terrible but at least give us gay Star Wars!!! and instead....

Ahahahaha such a great saying

A Christine reference! Nice.

Hell, I thought she was a lesbian and had something with the Padawan girl.

Dick is the dark side I guess​@@giveandtake8428

Kids are their target audience with this crap.

I don´t think kids are interested in LGBTNSDAP crap made by Pissney. Tumblr shippers are their target audience.

Yeah it's almost like the title you get before you become a sith apprentice is the title of sith acolyte, isn't it? That was sarcasm by the way in case you're too dumb to figure that out

from what i heard the show will end on a cliffhanger and since season 2 is appearently dead in the water thats hopefully the last of the acolyte universe we ever have to endure

to find oosha and get revenge on omir

If your plot and acting are going to be this low-quality, you may as well go full porn. People are more willing to tolerate bad writing if there's boobs.

I don’t mind that at all. The execution is just terrible

Ahahahahaha I know right!

Ironic, really!

Who doesn’t ahaha

What I thought was weird was having a nude bath scene, and having it be from Disney. I mean they didn't show anything but hinted at it. I wouldn't let my son or daughter even be exposed to anything like that, even if it was covered. They need to be focused on playing and being happy as kids do.

@@NasTalkz Yeah fair enough. I'm not too concerned about tits, arse and edge in a SW property - it's just been inconsistent how they've been dealing with these different productions. But yeah I get you

>>conversing with Oshit convincing her about turning to the Sith

@alexmuenster2102 while you may joke, that is still better than what was given.

Nah that's called exposition... that belongs in a soap opera, not a dramatic TV series, especially not one like Star Wars in which the story is told via action scenes.

So what were all those close quartet from behind shots in ahsoka. Did you complain about those.

Correct. In a *jungle* ? Their putrefying faces should be literally *crawling* with botfly larvae (or the alien equivalent).

Do you understand alien anatomy then? This show is awful but so many people in this thread forget these beings are not human! We don’t understand the environmental consequences to dead aliens on different planet’s either so stop the nit picking & concentrate instead on the awful cringe dialogue, directing & overall rubbish plot of this show!

@@stevieh771 that’s not a very good argument. They breathe the same kind of air, are able to think in humanish ways, and (because Disney is lazy) are shaped like humans. Assuming their bodies would react so differently without anything indicating this is illogical.

@stevieh771 OK I get your argument, but it still can't hold water here. Living beings are FULL of different bacteria, and these human-like aliens are no exception. You can't sit there and tell me that they won't even begin to decay after all bodily function has ceased. No creature that size is immune to the effects of decay. If she were a Water Bear, then I'd agree. While we're on the subject of biology, I LOVE plants, so for there to be Earthen-born species of plants on that planet is a flag for similar microorganisms. Whole thing is a balance, so whatever lives in that soil is also gonna start to break down whatever falls on the forest floor. It looks as though they did her makeup, then asked her to gracefully lay on the ground. This isn't a dead body. This is someone ACTING like a dead body.

@@John-fk2ky alien anatomy maybe vastly different to ours & decompose in different ways under different alien environments, how is that illogical? It’s not an argument it’s an opinion which like you I’m fully entitled to.

Sounds about right

Thank you! I appreciate your support it means the world!

I know right!

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@@thejessegrant I'm glad you've even heard of it! Most KZfaqr critics never bring it up, when talking about this mess :/

@@PigeonGoGaming KZfaq critics don’t actually watch many films and most haven’t seen many films. They review to bag on a movie for political points or old movies they just watched.

@@evilsimeon nah not all some actually do sit down and watch things and break them down on a writer POV, such as the Little Platoon

People who watch 'The Acolyte' aren't watching Star Wars either

Especially Harrison Ford.