Maaaaannnyyyy... 😂

😂😂😂😂

lol

ManneeennneeeEEEEEE

MmmEEyYnnNeEEeeee..

I'm only watching the review :D

This Is WAYYYYY better

Drinker is funnier,cooler and more in depth than anything Disney could do with Star Wars

I'm psyched for Disparu's tonight!

Yeeeees! YEEEEEEES! 😏

I didn't know you could spell "ass" with a "Y". It goes to show what I know...

All those Yass and those slay,queen will forever haunt me

its yassss not yesss

Glad I'm not the only one suffering.

Well the writers said they were pretty big on social commentary....

Remember, Kathleen Kennedy says that Star Wars needs to reflect a "modern audience."🤦🏽‍♂️

​@@Dizzy247365pluslucky she didn't have them steal space stereos then

Damn, is this show a documentary?

No thank you, .... im not gay, it's not for m

It probably was

Disagree. Anyone still watching Star Wars at this point is just in it for the pleasure of pain and torture. This show is a reward for the lunatics who stuck around after Farce Awakens.

It surely has to be

But it most obviously was, given how thoroughly the creators despise their perception of what the Star Wars audience is, vs what they believe it should be.

Meanwhile: the Lord of the Rings fans - look how they have massacred my boy

I legit feel sorry for him, probably the only decent human being involved with the whole thing and just wanted a chance to play a Jedi aka literally every actors dream. He’s giving it his all in a show that really doesn’t deserve it.

his diction is horrific he cant speak english, it was an awful casting. its laughable hearing him try to say his lines.

@@vanguardtrainer924Manny Jacinto isn’t that bad either

It makes me sad because he is clearly awesome. Script sux

Smilo Ren trained hard for the fight scenes. He was also wasted on this garbage and the predatory behavior from Headlamp who sexualizes him (totally an L in LGHDTV++. Yeah, sure...) in this show "for kids" is disturbing.

I nominate him for advancement to Darth Critical

@@eldoradocanyonro I am not sure about that, since Leslye Headland is "Darth Groomer"...I propose advancing The Critical Drinker to Grand Master Drinker.

Exactly 'what' she is...........

You were proud of that one and we can't agree more.

"Yesss, Yesss!" (tongue in cheek) 😎 It was a nice dig!

And apparently hid her feelings from the jedi who could have felt her intentions..

Feels to me like they were trying to make a "parallel to gun violence by cops" by having the """cops""" "misinterpret" the intentions of a character and "shoot" them.

I'm a child! "That happened over a decade ago!! Your sister needs help." OHSHA: *THAT'S why I bailed.*

​@@antirevomag834Should've put quotes around the word "character" as well.

@@antirevomag834 It should be a cautionary tale on how to act around cops. Don't do anything sudden. Don't pull a weapon. Don't verbally threaten.

The world of Disney Star Wars, where now using the Force too much can kill you.

I thought they all passed out lol

I think Angry Joe called it actually! 😂 this shit is so funny!

Yes. I had to laugh pretty hard! Especially, because it looks so cheap. It looks like a german kid's show with puppets from 75 years ago, when you cut their strings, especially the dying lesbian space witch in the center, that looks like a turtle 😂

Let's hope it is a metaphor for the wokerati.

😆

Dovetails nicely into it being "a masterclass of stupidity", don't you think?

I just saw that part of the video and went searching for this comment, knew it would be here 🤣🤣

He became a jedi master, despite all that internal strife, in record time too.

So...professional victim?

It's shocking the writers approved this. The events of what happens make no sense why he did that for 10 years.

Him drinking the poison makes no sense whatsoever 😂😂

He’s the Jedi embodiment of (the ever mythical) “white guilt” seems to be what they were going for.

ngl i find that hot

I have the same reaction when they keep showing the hideous spike-head woman. Her single wooden expression is scorn. Call me toxic, but I don't want to look at that.

It's fucking infuriating that someone like that was allowed to play a part in Star Wars isn't it? 😂

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

“Yas, Yas!”

What is an incel?

@@dchozn1 I believe it's a male who dislikes anything about women?

​@@cornercomics67 It stands for INvoluntary CELibate. Someone who just can't get women, usually because they're too lazy to better themselves and/or go out and try. Anyone who seems 'bitter' against women is just painted as an incel even if it's a genuine grievance they have. Or if they say something that women don't like to hear.

@@Kuk0san Although realistically it's beginning to look more and more as though it's less involuntary, as who really wants to get with a hairy annoying wokester?

@@Kuk0san Thanks, I knew it was something like that, I'm just a little out of touch with all this. Appreciate your explanation!

Last I checked, the EU novels, comics, and games still exist in their own continuity. Who cares what the clowns at Disney consider canon?

I still say The Thrawn Trilogy is the real sequel Trilogy.

Never forget about Dash Rendar

Disney slops are not canon

​@Lonovavir It certainly is.

Who said they're bad guys?

There is no bad guys in this story, just different perspectives. EDIT:I was being sarcastic and simply saying what the writer and some actors said about the show. I genuinely do not believe what I wrote.

@@tnmblonewolf8799 nice Disney PR tagline

@@tnmblonewolf8799 Just bad writing.

> punishes le gay witches that are clearly stand-in for themselves > jedi are being slowly deconstructed from the famous characters and pre-established lore. Gee, I wonder who Leslie is making the villain!

Plus the Star Wars EU.

That's what I was thinking.

And she loved every minute of that rollercoaster and wants to share the fantasies with everyone to seek some appeal where it's not needed

She loved every minute of that wonderland and wants to share her fantasies with everyone to seek some appeal for her elite hollywood daddies

Lezly loved every minute of that wonderland and wants to share her fantasies with everyone to seek some appeal for her elite hollywood daddies

"Seems familiar, so to speak pathetic sort ahead" *point down gesture*

Impressive. There is not enough liquor on god's green earth to get me to watch this and I'm not even a star wars fan.

That's why I don't watch it as I partake in the shots. That shit will send me to the nearest mortuary 😂

is that a real scene? i will not watch

The Power of the One BILLION DOLLARS WASTED! The Power of the Two BILLION DOLLARS WASTED! The Power of the Many DISNEY SHAREHOLDERS FILING FOR BANKRUPTCY!

"Aclshyte."

Don't do that...if you do that, Darth Melonhead will win.

i already did and it's nowhere near as bad!

its yasss

They try to but fail horribly. Granted I've not seen it and probably never will but nothing I've heard made.e think the Sith or the covenant are the good guys.

That's kind of what the prequels did, no? The prequel trilogy showed that the Jedi weren't infallible. They also made you sympathize with one of the greatest eventual evils in the galaxy- Darth Vader. This is nothing new.

Well it doesn't tell you anything about their values.... only that they thought it would be an innovative spin. An artwork (yes even this is technically art) of fantasy does not tell you a lot or even anything about the moral standards of the authors. (Interpretation of good faith is still a standard the fun hate train should not loose bro)

The Star Wars universe is Manichean, the strength of the light and dark side has real effects on people and it's not just white or black colors.....

And yet, the Jedi _still_ haven't done anything morally reprehensible to justify being villainized.😂 If there's anything, ANYTHING at all to take away from this show, it's that Darksiders more or less cause their own problems and have terrible reasons for doing what they do.

Great South Park reference

It's sad because I still see comments saying, yeah i finished the episode and it sucked lol. I am like why on earth would you pay for this garbage at this point? I would keep any comment of me watching, pure crap kind of under wraps lol. It shows people are not for watching good tv anymore. They know something is crap, and still PAY to watch this mind dribble lol. Why would you pay for this when House of the Dragons or something better is on? Boy oh boy are people as brain dead as this show. I don't care about any comments saying well I paid for this show, or it's not as bad as you think. It's worse, made for the lowest of intelligence viewers. It's not mean to tell the truth, it's just dumb to defend pure crap tv. So take that as you will. Please defend a show of lez bo witches by all means and tell me I am the dumb one. Brain rot is a true thing, prove me wrong.

Nepotism is a huge problem everywhere, but I guess it's OK if you are gay! Also, of course she tires to confuse evil and good and when she was the henchwoman for the biggest rapist in history...

Underrated comment, lmfao

It's just like Rashomon, see? We're good writers! Please believe us.

And it turns out that the force is two non-identical twins who are terrible actresses.

He just pursues his hobbies, leave him alone. He's been collecting moss for 6 weeks straight ...

the writers read that The curse of Oak Island was popular, hence the metal detectors

Nah, he's just dicking around because he knows this is all stupid.

Jedi Detectorists!

It's what I'd expect if the concept of smugness was a person.

I’ve seen that clip hundreds of times now in Drinker reviews and somehow it never fails to be nails-on-chalkboard grating.

What makes that now infamous clip even more cringe & pathetic is that that actress, on that same stage that same day sat there in front of the SW fan base literary BRAGGING about how she plays this powerful leader. Now when we know the result of her character the character is first of all dead (thank goodness) & secondly I would not exactly call that character a powerful leader to begin with. A leader of some kind living in hiding that knows a few party tricks in the Force that she has renamed into the Thread. I'm not saying she is powerless but I always assumed that she was this great ruler of a whole planet or something the way the actress went on about it. Instead Disney SW has given us yet again a black actress a very bad, meaningless role that ends up going nowhere & that anyone with half a brain realizes beforehand that no one's gonna be buying that action figure. Who exactly IS the sexist racist I keep asking after following Disney SW for a decade now. They are not exactly giving their black actresses any meaningful roles that people will like, do they? But we all know exactly why these black actresses were hired. So the show runners & KK & Pablo & the rest of the insane gang at Lucasfilm can have yet another black actress to hide behind so their lack of story telling talent can be ignored by all the hate they toss at the fan base that merely points out that this was yet again more shitty writing with another shitty character that just happened to be cast by a black woman.

this clip kills me everytime

Yes, YAAASSS!

You could argue they sensed there was more on that planet that needed Jedi And squid games guy seemed excited to be there

Waiting for roger wilco, jedi janitor apprentice to pop out of the closet in the last episode. Yep, that would so cool.

Yeah, Star Wars Theory got into that on his review of the episode. However, like I said on there, the selective use of the Force and what the Jedi and Sith can do with it has always been sketchy since the original trilogy. They can force push a pack of droids off a cliff but can't do that to an enemy they are fighting in a light saber battle (Anakin and Obi-Wan could easily have force pushed each other into the lava pits on Mustafar for merely one example). They can use force choke at any time but rarely use it when it could get them out of a dire situation (like in a light saber battle when they get disarmed for example). Inconsistent and illogical from the start to be honest.

*you're, not your.

You're

Ur*

Yorrr

You're'nst

Thats what ya get when you drink only soy milk.

@@Berstalin Yeah, and the in-flight service ran out on the trip over... dude hasn't had his latte for ages.

The Green milk diet destroyed the Jedi Should of stuck with the blue milk

“I was bored in the woods for six weeks, then I lost an eye fighting a possessed bigfoot while a cult Jonestown’d themselves.”

Paid vacation to the Space Boonies ~ what’s not to like lest your veins are filled with soy.

The drinker was probably in the ER after watching and reviewing ep 3 that’s why he wasn’t able to review ep 4 😂

Just noticed now there is no ep 4 review 😂😂😂😂😂

I can hear it now: "So Episode four of The Acolyte came out. It may be the best episode if the whole show. Because nothing... fucking.. happened. Anyway, that's all I've got for today. Go away now."

It's like watching an episode of The View but with lightsabres.

If I remember right from another review, the only thing of ANY consequence that happened in episode 4 was the Wookiee Jedi with the ridiculous- looking partially- shaved head was killed, and even that occurred offscreen because they didn't have the budget to give a full scene of him trying to fight and then being killed (On a show with a $180 million budget).

That was my take away too

@@spartanhawk7637 the Jedi are on fire, the witches are on fire, the… stone is on fire? We really went for gold in the high jump of incompetent characters.

Exactly! It sounds like the "Worst" thing the Jedi did was covering up what happened, especially as none of them were particularly in the wrong for doing what they did up to that point and they thus shouldn't have had to worry about coming forward. Even if Lesbian Sith Witch Mama didn't mean any harm with what she did (Though it sure as hell looked like she did, we could see the kid disintegrating), Squid Game Guy assuming that she posed a threat seemed pretty reasonable under the circumstances, thus making his skewering of her justifiable. Trinity was just trying to snap the Wookiee Jedi out of the possession/ spell, she had no way of knowing her doing that would kill all the other lesbian Sith witches. The Jedi should have just told the Jedi council what happened, the council would have almost certainly understood. Even that cover- up, though, while a mistake, shouldn't cause the Jedi to be seen as "The bad guys" in the situation.

Sounds like my typical d&d session, but way less fun

@@Adamguy2003 I certainly don’t like the idea of the coverup either. There’s just the whole wacky situation. Imagine having to explain it to the council. “So lesbian witches used not mind control, but FULL POSSESSION on us on TWO different occasions. They were talking some weird shit about ‘thread’? You know what? Nah, I quit. Jedi never told me about Leslie Headland’s fan fiction. Gonna go drink titty milk on that island Luke will eventually inhabit” --signed Sol.

The Jedi also offer a little known program: Meals-For-Chlorians

“Yeaaeees, Yeaaeees”

It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

So what actually happened? She was going to kill the bad twin but leave the other one go? Why? Did she think Mei was a bad egg then? What did she say preceding the change into a smoke monster? haha

#georgefloyded

@@Feenicks30 I believe she was reabsorbing the thread she used to create Mae so the Jedi couldn't have her.

@@Feenicks30Mae runs into the chamber to say Osha is trapped by the fire. The witch’s reaction is to turn into smoke and start to dissolve Mae. Sol panics and stabs her.

Lmao they wanted to make a female centric Star Wars show. And in that show they have female characters who are so indecisive that their entire motivations flip on a dime, they respond to minor conflicts with massive emotional outbursts, and then they blame everyone else. And this is supposed to make women look good? If you told me this show was made by misogynists trying to play up all the worst female stereotypes, that would make more sense.

Right? I mean the least she could have done was explaining what she’s about to do if she’s soooo wise 😂😂. There was no urgency that gave her reason to rush and not explain what she’s about to do (whatever that was 😅). Another example of lazy writing just to have Mae witness her mother’s death by the Jedi for her meaningless revenge plot she gave up mid season 🤣🤣🤣

I didn't see the episode because I deleted my Disney account after episode 3 - why did the mother want to kill her child again?

@@deepblue812 hahahaha 101percent correct i was the whole episode laughing

@@JD-xd4sy no one knows

Turns out the lesbians were evil all along. So much for being "Woke".

Lmao. I knew I should keep reading comments so far down.

bravo sir!!!! 🤣

hehehehehehehehehehheheheehheh HEH!!!

Lol, nice

...so...Carrie-that Moss? (I'll see myself out...)

That burn was so bad I needed ointment.

What does he mean? Someone fill me in please.

Naked man attempting to seduce (to the dark side) a confused woman to indulge her darker passions, desires and emotions? Lelsye really wrote what she knows.

​@@Aaronhoulston Leslye was a personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein.

So well said.

Imagine making an entire show of television so bad it made being a personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein your second worst mistake...

I died

Not Like Us vibes

Emotional damage

Leslye Groomer.

Agreed 👍

The Drinker is loving reviewing this crap, reveling in the digs. The whole thing is perverse and corrupt and rotten.

@@dbaider9467 The funny thing is that's exactly how I describe my sense of humor, but that's a perfect description of how those people unironically live their lives.

Don't forget laughs as well 😂

insufferable

Nails on a chalkboard!

Can someone tell me where the writers of this show live?

"All black people look the same anyway!" -script writers, probably

I literally said out loud “so much for the power of many” when that happened 💀

This episode should have revealed the Jedi are actually agents working for the machines and everyone in this universe is in a separate Matrix.

@@ReadingAdam Look, if we're gonna do a crossover extravaganza, let's do it right. Drop the Matrix and get the Borg in here.

One wonders why they would do such a spell where they can so easily die if it is interrupted.

I seriously thought 'the power of many' was going to demonstrate a super duper holy phuck moment to demonstrate great accomplishments through complete unity of a people. Truly disappointed.

And play all their own new and sucky material, instead of the classics the band they stole the name from used to play.

ngl I'm probably going to steal that analogy for future use.

@@muznick And they insult the original members of the band, and accuse everyone who prefers the original band's style of being bigots.

Oddly specific comparison is oddly specific.... Which band were you thinking about?

That is probably the best description of DEIsney ever. Right on the money. Still sad though.

Same !

I mean if u watch it in x1.25 speed skip 75% of it only watch the fights turn off ur brain not think of any Star Wars canon or logic and most importantly get ABSOLUTELY PLASTERED (or high) it is not that horrible normal everything 1.6/10 overall Skipping most of it (my way) 3.4/10 Fully but plastered (3.6/10) Combination of all ways (4/10)

@@andymouse Ditto!

Same. Me watching another split second of Disney cringe garbage, that'll be the day...

Dont you feel pathetic watching a middle aged hater hating on a kid's show for 7 straight episodes?

I mean this HAS to be the best comment here.

As a non-native speaker I heard that they were looking for 'the virgins' and it made it all the funnier.

"hey kelnaka, hows it going over there?" kelnaka "Arrr urrr grrrr aaah arrr" "yeah.... i aint found s*&^ neither".

If the metal detectors detect vergences, why dont they use it on the twins?

😂 👍

Keep Combing the dessert!

may the force bewitch you

The white guys have normal combs, the black guys get the Afro comb

May the Schwartz be with you!

They already combed the desert in Book of Boba Fett.

And finding out it wasn't even his kitchen floor...

Underrated comment, and now my favourite takeaway from this mess of a show after the Episode 6 read-aloud version.

Weapon of choice = Lemon flavored toilet duck😂

More like, Many too Many ...

One Twoo Many lol

And they are still bullying the fans by twisting their beloved fictional universe into a total garbage.

same and it's far more enjoyable

I know,I am the same. And the clips in the KZfaq reviews are more than enough to see what is going on and tell the limited story, without you having to endure the padding, terrible writing and dire actors. Its the same for Doctor Who, and Trek and Marvel films and show. You dont want to see them anymore as you know its a waste of time and they are bad. But you know you will get entertainment from KZfaqrs tearing them to bits and highlighting the stupidity and bad writing. And its the small part of you that is curious to see how bad things have become and how far the things you loved have fallen. Its like slowing down as you drive past a road accident to try and work out who is at fault and who crashed into who....

I've done the same for 'Batwoman,' 'Gotham Knights,' 'Robyn Hood,' and 'Velma.'

More excited about the reviews rather than the show. Wonderful.

I'm just here for the comments, I haven't even wasted my time watching the reviews.

pretty sad, personally rather watch prequels then watching anything Disney star wars

Why was he so obsessed with her? I mean WTF. Call in child protection services or something.

@@user-gf7kj5vj3pright? Even Quigon wasn’t that adamant, and he suspected Anakin was the friggin Chosen One.

​@@user-gf7kj5vj3p yeah that was weird af

@@user-gf7kj5vj3p he formed an „emotional attachment“ which is weird considering he only knew them for 10 minutes

It would be a regrettable waste

😂

I think it's all the needless bling, nose jewellery etc.

She and Xerxes would be a great power couple if it wasn't for political leslye-anism

Can you imagine being in a relationship with someone so who says even the word yes with such magisterial pomposity? Would you like sugar in your tea love? Sunny side up? Can you get some bog roll while you're at the shops - we're nearly out?

I just watched Jeremy Jahns’ video earlier. Dude’s taking the hits so we don’t have to.

@@SamaritanPrime Dude's taking the shots each review to cop with it all, wish him to be on stream with drinker soon tho

Lazy writing.

Stolen comment from Jeremy's video

this jedi council were idiots anyways

What's the reference?

@@GavinWilliams1 Really? Weinstein.

Oh snap!

I laughed so hard at this....💀

@@GavinWilliams1 It's a reference to the fact that Leslye Headland used to be the personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein, and how it's pretty much guaranteed that she knowingly looked the other way while he sexually assaulted young women.

I could just picture the Pitch Meeting dialogue: writer "All of the Lesbian Space Witches die suddenly." producer "What err why?" writer "because the script says so." producer "Oh Okay then."

because they've read the script and really died on camera.

Some how the space lesbians removed

I was expecting that the wookie jedi would be released from the mind control stuff because the fire that May started end up spreading to the room all the witches were in (they were made of the same flammable rock, I assume), not suddenly die after got disconnected or something.

​@@PaiSAMSEN It was just me or when they fell you also heard "Your bluethooh dewice was dishconected"

If only the writers could feel an ounce of shame

And lost to Trinity's power of one

Died of pure unadulterated cringe....😂😂

These prostitutes don't have any shame.

They lived because the plot allowed it, they died when the plot demanded it.

It's true; I've never been so invested in a show I'll never watch. Pure entertainment gold. GG Disney.

Absolutely nailed how I feel about it too!

🤣🤣

Perhaps it's so absurd because it's supposed to be a comedy and we just didn't know it

Saaaaahhhhcaaaaasssmmmm.... Anyway, you're right! Ending an episode abruptly and hoping people think of it as a cliffhanger is the best decision Disney's made!

“There is no right or wrong, there is only stupidity and the people who wield it”

it wasnt justified self defence in any way shape or form. You cant break into someone property, demand to test their kids, threaten to take their kids away with no evidence of anything, claim theyre concerned the kids are going to be harmed, by their own parents and then go in and try to kidnap them. and then claim its self defence when the parents try to stop you. thats nonsense.

@@ge2719 Nothing makes sense in this show... there is nothing to understand

@@ge2719 You can't. But when you're dealing with a magic energy that, if used wrongly, will actively corrupt you and turn you into a vicious power addicted psychopath, it's a different story. Then it's more like CPS, checking to see if kids grow up in a home that is actually a cult full of drug addicts, trying to get them out of that situation. Then they see the cult member flip out and attack (mind control) them, multiple times, threatening to hurt one of the kids.

@@ge2719 So a parent has the right to oppose the transing of their children, right?

It's Ryan O'Neal in the film Tough Guys Don't Dance when he finds out his wife is cheating on him. Not the words I would use lol

@@Squallfie66 Thanks for the reference. I've always wondered what that is from. (That and the "this is definitely sh@#e" clip.)

Don't forget that they are simultaneously extremely fragile and easily triggered by any criticism of the abomination their malice and incompetency has turned Star Wars into. Cry-bullies is the term I believe.

None of the people who make this show would be intimidating enough to be bullies, they are just salty feminists

@@emiami458 I like that - only their own self aggrandising delusion makes them believe they are intimidating enough to be bullies, when the truth is that they are just pathetic fanatical weirdoes with obsessions nobody who is even remotely well adjusted cares about.

You’re close. This Star Wars is made for those type of bullies. The people who actually do make this wrote terrible fan fiction and never got picked for sports.

@@LudwigPaiste28 Only difference between fan-fic and official canon is a paycheck from whoever holds th epublishing rights. Works the same in comic books.

“I didn’t do nuffin’!” When art actually does imitate real life. 😂

"Hands up, Force powers down!"

This show REALLY was made for "modern audiences".

So are the rest of these "witches" are going to shout witch lives matter and raid space shops ?

@@alexmuenster2102 I'm genuinely surprised they didn't have her say "Don't stab me!", a la Michael Brown's fictitious "Don't shoot!"

Exactly!! 😂😂😂

Same. Cancelled my Disney+ sub after that terrible Moon Knight show. I like these weekly reminders that it was the right decision.

@@mihmo2663yeah I don’t know how they fucked that up

I 2000% agree. It's like taking a rake and selling it on ebay for turkish dollars and then being annoyed that the service charge has tripled because you were adopted. Anyway hope you find this useful.

@@timbradshaw5481 😂😂😂😂

"I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE" you shout, reach into ur bag, pull it out, and point it at people "IM REALLLY GONNA DO IT", you get shot, and act surprised "I was just trying to cool down people, i cant stand heat!" is basically what happened lol.

@@ManCheat2 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 perfect explanation from you, and they still want people to believe the jedi are the villains here

this show is pure comedy at this point

Force feedback can be(at) a bitch (or 49 of them) !

100th like.

You must have just watched Tommy Boy