My best freind Jim passed away in January. He always bought me gifts for no reason. The last gift he bought for me was a neon green MST3K T-shirt right before he passed. I love and miss you Jim!!!. This man would send me a "Good morning beautiful" text every day. I miss him so much.

"I remember one of the first thing Harry drilled into me..." Crow- "....was Harry,"

“He’ll never touch you, Judy, you’re dirt.” 😂😂😂😂💯

They were hilarious! The funniest thing I ever heard was when they were watching a drunk driving film and one of them said “ we need you to come and identify this bucket of your brother “

The "Yes it's pronounced SHI-ing." "Well you're full of skit..." had me do an actual spit take...

I've laughed at this one from CHEATING since the time it first aired: "Oh, hi Ms. Gramby- EH AAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAHHHH! GET AWAY!"

" I'm beginning to sober up and your scaring me " LOL- Tom Servo

“I remember one of the first things Harry drilled into me…was Harry!”

1:16:13 40% of all accidents are caused by women's hinders." I choked on my scotch! So good!

"Double bag it, Son!" Great riff for so many reasons.

14:00 “I…Iiiiiiii… gotta finish my letter to Jodie Foster.” 😂😂😂😂

Mr. B Natural always makes me laugh "Oscar Wilde only wish he was this gay" "Ladies and gentleman please accept our sincere apology for all of this!"

The end of the car safety one is incredible. The cops gone mad fighting road crime

I wish they had riffed more General Hospital shorts … soap operas are so inherently ridiculous, they are perfect for riffing

"Take your kitchen. Ever notice anything about it?" "Uh, it's a prison?"

Crow's reaction to Mr. B Natural is great.

I miss classic MST3K... waiting up till 2AM on a Saturday morning in the UK, an old Toshiba T1200 laptop burning my legs while I wrote stories, listening to Mike and the bots... You just dont get that kinda thing anymore with everything on demand.

21:32 Not every parent jumps off the sofa and heads to the music store. Case in point: (true story) I had no interest in playing ANY musical instrument until one night -- February 21, 1964, when The Beatles made their first appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show. My Dad was the type of person who, when he heard of something new or controversial (or both) was going to be on TV, he made it a point to watch it because "I don't need anyone telling me how good or bad something is. I'll check it out myself." And he did. And when it was over, he'd make his feelings known about what he just saw to all of us at one time. There were NO "misunderstandings" in our family! But I digress. The day after that first Beatles set, I leaned on my parents all year for a guitar; however, we weren't independently wealthy, so I had to wait until Christmas of '64. I was 11. Dad made a point of telling me, "I don't want to see that sitting in the corner collecting dust." 57 years later, no dust collects in my little recording studio. What is important about all this is that Dad never blew smoke up my butt about how "good" I was, especially when I wasn't. He had no reason to live his life vicariously through me. This all changed when I called him from Germany during a tour in 1993. We were on the phone for about 5 minutes when he said, "I don't want to run up your phone bill, 'cause this can't be cheap." I said, "Dad, if you knew how much I was making doing this, you wouldn't care how much it costs." We talked for an hour and a half; during that time, he told me "If they're paying you that well, and you like doing what you do, there's no reason for you not to do it." THIS was the acceptance I was seeking for 29 years, and I can tell you there's no drug that was EVER available that can duplicate the thrill I felt right then! After that, anytime I went home, they would make a point of letting them know what I do. Fortunately, I chose guitar. If I had gone Buzz's route, Dad would have shoved that trumpet down my throat in about a month.

This man does things hes not proud of. One of my all time favorite lines lol

“the faces of those he’s wronged float up at him” 💀

What crazy is Last Clear Chance was filmed in Meridian, Idaho, where I live. In the short, it’s barren farm country. Last year, Meridian was the 13th fastest growing city in the US. Just about the same amount of terrible drivers, though.

Mr. B Natural for President 2020!!! MAMA... Make America Musical Again

“I’m bucking for first clarinet chair!” Yeah, well the view from atop Olympus isn’t quite what you’d expect, kid.

"Yeah how do you like it when the lawn piddles on YOU?!" Dying 😆😆😆

im buckin for the first clarinet chair OH! DO YOU DARE?

This is magnificent. The number of letters I wrote these people as a teenager. I did it for the kicks

"Yes, it's never too early to fuse your spinal cord together. In a few years, these children will be addicted to pain killers! But for now, little Billy is paralyzed." (...Crow was the best.) 4:51

Wikipedia, talking about the C.G. Conn company in the 1950s (the "B Natural" short was made in 1956): "Conn saxophones ceased to competitive in the professional market due to outdated designs and declining quality. By the late 1960s, their student line instruments were in competitive decline for similar reasons. By 1969, Conn was facing insolvency."

I cant but wonder if best of the worst would even exist without this show, MST3K deserves a documentary just on its history. Used to watch it with mum here in the UK on some rinky dink cable network, christ gotta be getting on for 25yrs ago now if not more. Angels revenge will forever be burned into my memory 😂 😂

(quietly) "...Sandy Frank... Sandy Frank..."

Watching this after a long day of work. I went to Appalachian State in the early 90s. I took skiing or "sheeing" for PE. Did a whole bunch of skiing at night. Plenty of green, and there was always some dude who was carrying "a Bota Bag with some spiced wine, man". This made me laugh so loud that I scared my two chihuahuas awake. That is just way too close to home 😂

Honestly more companies need to watch that hired video.

And to think, the skits they later did based on the Mr. B Natural short resulted in Mike Nelson meeting his future wife.

Those "guns in school" jokes have aged great!

Mr B Natural aka Betty Luster. The poor thing. She was already 20 years into her career and this was the only job she could get? Not to mention, it'd be another 35 years before (this production) finally put her on the map, lol. Pretty talented actually. I guess it was just bad stars. Where'd you come from? Bellevue!

Mr.B ("Mr.?") is the textbook example of why you shouldn't combine amphetamines and quaaludes...

As much as I love Mike, I'll always be a Joel guy

Cheap thrills! Joel: Sheep thrills? To each is own… LOL

"...and you're seeing it all -at the Annie Sprinkle show-."

“Work, booz, work, booz” story of my life.

"Here's your script. You'll be playing black woman on plane."

This always takes me back as a kid scrolling through the stations late at night and seeing this on lol

"They're dead, they're dead, they're dead, they're diddle-iddle die-dee dead, they're dead..."

"We're white, we're white, we're really, really white." I laugh from my computer chair with skin the colour of mayonnaise. I don't even think I'm physically able to dance, come to think of it.

Thanks for compiling these. Keep circulating the tapes

This show was the bomb in the mid 90's, loved it. The ones with Joel as host.

"No, it's a bong!" Indeed it is, Buzz. Indeed it is. Is the highlight here "Young Man's Fancy?" "Squishy" says it all. Thanks Rev. M. Lynn for compiling & hosting this epic selection of the best MST3K "shirts" not featured in part I. Your film podcast, described as "funny as hell" suggests you're one hep cat rev casting a groovy cinematic gospel.

Door to door car sales? Wow we have come a long way!

I have laughed so hard, thank you for sharing. I used to watch this back in the 90's, my old USAF friend Scott Roberts got me watching this back then, I had almost forgot about MST3K

"Hey look, SATCHMO......dodododododododododododododod" had me in pieces.

"Forget music, I wanna DANCE!"

BUT HE BOUGHT THE FLIPPIN' CAR

Love watching me some mst3k before work

"Let's talk about shrinkage..." (the Stoci Olympics short at the beginning)

1:41:26 - I’m endlessly amused that Judy specifically set up a situation where Alex can mansplain kitchen appliances to her so she can spend more time with him. XD

Geez these guys were hilarious

After 60 years, MST3K finally put Betty Luster on the map. Ya know, she was actually pretty talented. But, just bad stars I guess.

"The first big step boy is to want it..." then comes the muscle magazines!

The Dad/Son sales stuff is probably the funniest of all the shorts for me. After all these years, you'd think I wouldn't crack up like I do EVERYTIME I watch it... yet I do... Timelessly funny. Thank you for sharing these my friend... I love it when I get back on another MST3K binge watching kick... they're forever re-watchable.

Thanks so much for putting this together, sometimes I just want to drop shorts on the runway.

"Blasphemy!" "Spanking time!!!!"

These guys crack me up every time I watch them

25:30 The Showstopping Trumpet piece being played by Bud is “Carnival of Venice” by Jean Basptiste Arban. Listen to Sergei Nakariakov play it slightly better here: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/esV1nbSaxNzcook.html

Always loved the show, reminded me a lot of what we used to do watching old tv shows ourselves on lazy days………

Love Hired and Hired pt 2...Sales is the most important thing.....us being salesmen. Notice the date 1941 Ain't nobody selling new Chevys next year.....next film: Chevrolet Laid Off and Drafted

This is so darn good! Thank you!

Thanks for posting this!

"Oh dad. You're a doll" "Actually I'm being indicted."

"You listen good Buzz - Or I'll kill you!"

I forgot how funny this show was

Thanks for sharing this. This is EPIC

36:57. I remember one of the first things that Harry drilled into me..WAS HARRY

26:27 "IT STINKS!"

Golly, Mr. B sure has some serious child bearing hips Dad!

Thanks for compiling and then posting!

Soon enough Alex is going to say, "gee whiz Bob your sister is really stacked and squishy!"

"TEN CARS???"

Man, not to excuse Johnny in the Cheating short, but Mary kind of bites as a tutor. Johnny clearly doesn’t have the slightest idea what he’s doing with the factoring and she’s just going “see how I got it?” Clearly not, Mary

This is the antidote to the virus hahahahaha

I wonder how many caught the Leo Gorcey joke during Mr. B flat. Or did it fall flat...(sorry I couldn't resist).

No more searching for something to watch. TY u tube, I love these guys. ✌️♥️🎬⛪️🎥

“Hired 2” Tom: “He’s having an episode!” 😅😅😅

I don't mind admitting it. I wish Mister B Natural would show up in my bedroom!

1:48:30 Constant organ music! Balloons _inside_ of balloons! The future is bright! Wait... Bell exhibited an automated rotary dialer and touchtone phone at the same time? Who thought making punch cards was more convenient than pressing buttons?

Absolute *BRILLIANCE*

20:33 I want to wear leotards, and a Peter Pan hat Mon Dad.

I have tears laughing so hard. Best one liners

This show blew my mind as a kid. They really did watch the worst movies EVER made.

Love that show. My fav is - This island earth

"Did Leni Riefenstahl direct this?"

The 2 kids in the Bell Telephone Seattle short were actually "guinea pigs" for the early trials for the Red Bull energy drinks. Thanks for posting this, RML!

Those lovely homes are in Detroit near 7 Mile Rd. and Livernois. Once a very tony area.

“ you look down, have a Prozac “. I couldn’t get up for college when this was on at midnight, then it was moved to 2am, and college was moved to the back burner. Then the back burner broke.

"Trains are blameless holly creatures."

Love you. This is sooo awesome ❤

beauty grace and rhythm you wont find them here

0:40 "Die as you lived / In a flash of the blade!"

Trains are trained to be trains. An untrained train just isn't really a train. Without proper training, trains can't become truly trained.

"I've got life in me Big Daddy"

Kind of nostalgic seeing old General Hospital, when Nurse Jesse continually got screwed-over by men.