They were

*They were*

No they weren't

Cause they were they were you know they were and they were they were they were they were they were

Coral McNaughton. I love the Doctor Who fandom.

The boy is a bottom

@@clairesmith4988 Or a switch. You know.

there was no context to this. was it like everyday life or for a film?

@@orange_leaf4913 Everyday life, he was having sex under a veranda and he got stung on the manhood.

-Matt Smith 2016

He just don't want to say the word

YES

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At first he was trying to be family friendly then it just went down hill after he said "U know she was on bottom..uh sorry sorry sorry" and "It was about mid thrust as it were"

4:16 if your looking for it

The most British thing I've ever heard

And the bloody was had stung me on me* knackers

David Attenborough just looked fascinated, he'd probably make a show called "the majestic wasp and the elegant knackers"

*asks Matt about the wasp* Matt: don’t ask questions You...don’t wanna....know

If that isn't the most British thing I'd ever heard

It is really satisfying being the thousandth like

Like father, like son.

He didn't say it's a tragedy

@@Alectron8 5:25 Matt clearly said it. I'm not sure what you're talking about friend.

Yes he said it. What a guy Matt is. ❤️

MKAIAH, it makes me laugh every time.

Ofcourse you are

XD that moment of realization

That would make a great sitcom Hey honey how are you? No! Don’t exterminate the cat!

jajaj is like "the angels have the phone box" jajajaj i´ve got on a t-shirt

I was really expecting them to make that joke again when they brought up the TARDIS decorations

"oh yeah, you never do!"

He looks like Rory

@@MrAdomus yes he does 😂

@@MrAdomus that's where I recognise that look from!

And then Jimmy Carr just HAD to go and ruin it.

@@godoflemmings17 Right? Such a beautiful nerd moment and one wannabe highschool jock has to be a smartass smh.

@@comedicsociopathy To be fair to him, Jimmy is actually a supreme nerd, lost his virginity when he was 26 and is brutally self-parodic, so a lot of this kind of stuff is affected. And it IS his brand, so...

For instance, on QI, when they played the sound that King Cobra's make, he was the one who asked them to play it repeatedly on a loop because he thought it would sound like the Tardis. Which it did.

There should be no apostrophe in Cobras. I'm terribly, deeply ashamed, and will now try to work myself up to committing seppuku.

What speeshees was it?

@@Centristlol general Kenobi, it's spelt species

@@Alectron8 I know, I was just making a joke about his accent lol

@@Centristlol that's just how you pronounce species though. it's not spec-I-S

@@galarstar052 I’ve always heard it said “spee-sees”

It was for a role, but still. lol

@@frostedsilver Wasn't it for Richard II?

I honestly thought he was the guy that is in Top Gear, he looks similar to Richard Hammond

HarestarAnimations I thought it was for Harry Potter

"Nothing wrong with a plait down a man's back."

"awful"

@@kazu9445 I mean it's a joke told by every child from the ages of 7-16 across the country

It’s also rich coming from someone who lost their virginity at 26…

i think he laughed at jimmys "of course you are" because it's just typical. was a mean spirited joke but a funny joke nontheless

It's a terrible joke, you're right 😂

Oh I love Matt so much.

and 14th doctor haha

The only way to make it more British is the Union Jack and tea.

everyone who is British: hold my pint! If you want to see what being British means then rewatch the 2012 opening ceremony and go to pub during a Scotland vs England rugby game! now thats British!!!!

unwanted owl you know not all brits like tea also it’s mainly the English who drink tea not the Scots the Welsh or the Northern Irish

unwanted owl and crumpets

@@JavvyF61 TBH the tea would make it less British.

I felt the pain while bursting out laughing as he was getting to the end of the story !

_Venom sacks in the tongue._

I was literally crying with laughter haha

the madman sure was in a box

I got stung by a Bee on my eyelid. I couldn't opened It for two days. It looked like I was punched in the face

He probably thought it made him look witty or something but he's the one who came across as pathetic to me

I thought it was quite funny

You think that's uncalled for? That's arguebly his least offensive joke ever told

Jimmy Carr's existence is uncalled for

I always thought Jimmy Carr was gay. Is he not?

Unfortunately a lot of Jimmy Carr's material tends to be overused stereotypes that stopped being funny far too long ago

Thank God.. I thought I was the only one who got a little annoyed about that comment. The dude is hyped to get David's name on his tatoo. Let him have his moment ffs.

I remember the "you're scared of girls over 12" joke by Mark Ruffalo, which was just hilarious. But that was 'against' another celebrity on the couch. Was makes this joke so unfunny is to pull a punch against someone who neither signed up for Carrs humour nor is used to be on a public stage like that (probably). It really is just a punch down, which always makes you look like a bully

To be fair to Carr, he's a "sci-fi fan is a virgin" type, himself. He lost his virginity at 26, and is a massive whovian as well. So, the joke may have been a bit of a punch-down, but it's also a tad self-deprecating. He jokes on the guy because of his own experience.

Jimmy Carr doesn't do original, Or funny, Jokes

no that joke is dead...

Dave so was jimmy carrs joke

@@Dave-xr3rj really? Because Jimmy still talks about it all the time

Dave like the number of taxes he does

...As an american, this joke makes no sense

"Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?" "Yes" **waves hands** instantly:"No"

And their eldest Son is now an Actor and wants to be The Doctor aswel.

the doctor is his own father in law

The episode was The Doctor's Daughter. And I believe they have a daughter, who is the doctor's daughter (and also the doctor's granddaughter).

Actually, she was the Doctor's daughter, she played the Doctor's daughter, THEN she was Tennant's wife. Don't time travel it all out of order, it's already complicated enough.

It’s a very attractive family.

@deekat3279 no the line was "what do you think it's gonna be like to touch a girl" and the dalek thing was the comeback

deekat3279 Blunder

As the wasp floated towards the genitals it exerted out its venom in attempt to ruin this mans day.

He seems to be so kind.

Thanks for your love and support

Have you seen Hugh Laurie? He's practically Gregory House

Robert Downey Junior and Tony Stark, but I get your point haha

@@DeVoidLij fr

You know what it totally fits the theme of david Tennant

Timey wimey

And then Olive grows up to play the doctor.

and then somehow david becomes the doctor again.

I saw somewhere that Georgia was friends with the daughter of Doctor #6, they went to the same school. So really a converging of Doctor's daughters around her! 😆

I hope you cleaned up!

Too much information. Don't need to know your private life.

ALL THE WAY FROM LONDON?? DAAAMN

Angelicaaaaaaa?

@@htoothein7676 Angelica, thank God, someone who understands what I'm struggling here to do.

deekat3279 I think you replied to the wrong comment lol

Matt Smith, The 11th Doctor (2010-2013) DOCTOR WHO

😂

That appearance on Graham Norton was years after she was a companion. Graham was just making a funny connection between Tom Cruise always 'running' and Catherine Tate being the 'Runaway Bride'.

So worth it though

But The Doctor was called Doctor Who. You can even check the end credits of the classic DW.

He's made jokes about child prostitution so the bar is low. The funniest thing about him is his laugh and not in a good way, contagious but like the plague

@@hleebeg its not about it being offensive its about not being funny enough to justify its rudeness and just killing the vibe

The funniest thing is Jimmy actually didn't lose his V card until really late in his life so he cannot talk lol

Will Smith sorta took over the show in the episode when Jenna and Jaime Oliver were also guests. She didn't get to say much. I hope Jenna will be asked back. She's had better interviews in other chat shows. Nothing against Will Smith btw. He just couldn't stop talking.

@@einezcrespo2107 Fair point 👍

Doctor Who’s not Doctor Who without the companions

There are a bunch of Alex clips available.

And Christopher

If you watch the clip again they had worn the same style of suit. Check out David at the beginning talking about meeting his future wife, then go to 4:34 I think and check out the suits.

BBC Sucks! Keep on making mistakes, jerks!! Capaldi will forever be THE Doctor!

Ahem... "Part One" it says at the top...

Yes I know. And they better have him in Part Two.

Too right!

@@mattsmith1518 Gota disagree with that.

Secrelight that’s just his style of humour- offensive. Personally I found it quite funny but I’m a sucker for Jimmy Carr humour so 😂

Jimmy's not one to talk, he was 26 when he lost his virginity.

Secrelight I think it was because they were making fun of David’s hair

HA! You should hear his joke about the Sunshine Variety Coaches, that joke makes this one look like a dad joke.

Yeah, I'm not a big fan of humour that punches down, and Jimmy Carr does tend to do that a lot. On top of that the joke was tired and done so so many times before, like, if you're going to be rude to someone at you at least be original.

Doctor who was amazing

@@mirkecWii ;-;

Was

@@mirkecWii +++

And then the timeless child happened

miss mango “THAT’S where your hair went!”

WAIT NO W H A T

Yeah and it’s something I’d have preferred not to know. I can’t UN-know it now!!

The fact he's named Matt is just icing

In a Moroccan veranda!

Mid thrust!

That poor guy never catches a break! First Alex kneed him by accident while filming Time of Angels, then the bee goes after him. Oy!

Sounds worse than getting a bad leg cramp during...

And It was mid thrust imagine the womans you know V was it affected at all just asking

R/whoosh

jesus christ get a grip 😂

Chill..it's called a joke..!

@@annmitchell4663 wasn't good though and that's a comedian

@@ankari5257 r/whooosh

I'm sorry to say I'm beginning to tune out on Star Wars. I loved TFA and Rogue 1, but the more I thought about it, the more I disliked TLJ and I didn't even bother with Solo. Matt was in Terminator Genisys, but even he couldn't save that mess.

Jack Woodgate dude I will bet that you would love solo!

I may do. Quite a few of my friends have said that they quite enjoyed it, having seen it on digital. I think it's because I live in a town with no cinema, I don't drive and the public transport is mediocre, so it's too much of a ball-ache to go to see a film on the big screen unless I _really_ want to see it.

Jack, ya have to watch Solo, it has a different vibe than that of the sequel trilogy, it kinda gives you it's own vibe that supports the vibe of new Star Wars while also giving you a bit of an original trilogy vibe. Just watch it at home on digital if you're unsure about going to the cinema. I saw it at the cinema in a 4D showing a few days after the premiere. Really enjoyed it.

Amy, Rory and the doctor meet the resistance

:O

Lol

To be fair, on the 9 times he/she regenerated in the TARDIS, it only was destroyed twice and only because the Doctor hold up the regenerative energy inside him for different reasons, which cause a build up and well when you release an energy build up, it can be very explosive

It’s supposed to help with some of the pain of regeneration, I think.

@@avcables_ i think its also safer

@Brett Segmento no he was insinuating that he was pathetic and a virgin nerd

@Brett Segmento no he was insinuating that he was pathetic and a virgin nerd