THE BLACK LEGION SUCK

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TraitorJim

3 ай бұрын

we back in buiness baby

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@TheeTraitorJim 3 ай бұрын

Ok, so im actually quite curious as to see how a longer video performs. I actually really enjoyed making it! Let me what you think about the longer videos. Or do you prefer the shorter stuff?

@larvemaster2735 3 ай бұрын

Both is good ! As long as you keep doing what you're doing !

@user-do7vq3kk3x 3 ай бұрын

In some ways it’s better, you can build a narrative in the episode, not in one joke)

@AJTheUnexceptionalBiker 3 ай бұрын

If you can maintain the tone, then longer videos would be sweet

@thatfrog05 3 ай бұрын

I like the longer stuff

@makehappyfaces2542 3 ай бұрын

You should make even longer form content! I love these 2 knuckleheads!

@MegaBichiX 3 ай бұрын

Night Lord and Iron Warrior, there is no better Ihateyousomuch friendship out there, now if only they had an Alpha Legioner stumble into their shenanigans while desperately trying to pretend that it was part of a master plan and not him just stumbling somewhere on accident

@Moramany 3 ай бұрын

The Black Legionare was Alpha Legion

@nakenmil 3 ай бұрын

I want to see less of the "everything as planned" Alpha Marines that fandom clings to, and more of the "Wait, what is our plan again?"-vibe that's CLEARLY going on in the lore.

@MegaBichiX 3 ай бұрын

@@nakenmil I both love and hate that there is more than one book of them fighting themselves because each big boss man has their own plan and refuses to talk with the other so they just send one agent to kill the agents of the other dude that doesn't even know there is someone else doing an operation on his operation

@julian7247 3 ай бұрын

Plot twist they are both alpha legion

@mistertaz94 3 ай бұрын

@@MegaBichiXAlpha Legion follows what our allies thought the US army doctrine was. If the Alpha Legion doesn't know what their own doctrine is, then clearly the enemy DEFINITELY won't know what Alpha Legion military and strategic doctrine is.

@mumbo_fuze2484 3 ай бұрын

1:45 Damn, that burn was so bad it made even the emotionless Iron Warrior react

@geldarh4635 3 ай бұрын

"Sorry i stopped listening when you started talking" You just make me laugh at my work well done brother ! 🤣

@Edible_edibility 3 ай бұрын

Now i wanna hear how they would react to a red corsair recruiter

@paulenan9636 3 ай бұрын

The red corsair sees the Night Lord and immediately goes "fuck this, nevermind, I am out"

@randomcenturion7264 3 ай бұрын

“Oh not those little shits again.”

@Edible_edibility 3 ай бұрын

@@paulenan9636 I aint getting shit stolen from under my nose again

@cosmicfails2053 3 ай бұрын

GW: the red who?

@donatedorb4094 3 ай бұрын

Something something "I don't care WHAT color you change your armor, I'm still not joining your dumbass Black Crusades!"

@Availant 3 ай бұрын

The new sound effects like the nightlord snapping before the black legionary clapped to reintroduce Abaddon's plan to the conversations were really nice touches

@Vincent_A. 3 ай бұрын

This is true.

@CyberSlayer128 3 ай бұрын

"What have you guys done during the Long War?" Hope you like those Daemon engines.

@ImrahilToChaos 3 ай бұрын

The ones made by the people with a pact with the Black Legion, yes. Yenow. The people who already work with Abaddon. Simple logical conclusions sure seem to be hard for fans of the logical, pragmatic legion eh.

@CyberSlayer128 3 ай бұрын

Good job on Vigilus by the way. 40 days of building up to a wet fart.

@blacktemplar1139 3 ай бұрын

I hope they liked how they got carried by the Iron Warriors during the Horus Heresy

@nestorgamer9746 3 ай бұрын

@@blacktemplar1139 yeah but during the Heresy the legions were still under direct of the Primarchs and the Black Legion actually try to separate themselves from the Sons of Horus And still the SoH were the second most useful legion there you just can't compete against Perturabo in a siege

@lawrencelovely7899 3 ай бұрын

@@blacktemplar1139 if anything the word bearers or sons of horus were the ones carrying the heresy. i love the iron warriors but they have gotten so much mileage out of being the mvp for the first half of the siege it's become meme lore at this point

@denfurret7217 3 ай бұрын

"Isn't that the same siege where two of your top warsmiths got killed?" *Coughs with laughter and tries not to laugh*

@richtheunstable3359 3 ай бұрын

Not really sure Forrix died. But Krieger was just a khorne simp at that point. Anyway they were just lieutenants to the Warsmith. Who accented to Daemonhood during the affair. Over 10,000 years all space marine chapters have handed 5% of their gene seed in tithes to the Imperium. It is stored in only 2 places one was Hydra Cordutus. They took enough gene seed to build whole new legions worth of Marines. Along with all the fancy tech to put it to use. Also got to complete a side quest of completely wiping out a company of Imperial Fists while they were at it. Where things went wrong is that they gave it to the black legion who have just decided not to do anything with it. So the Black Legion can't say shit about that campaign. I've been waiting 20yrs for GW to do something about that plot thread.

@warsmithalaric 2 ай бұрын

They weren't warsmiths. They were captains. There was only one warsmith, Barban Falk.

@WhyisAlpharius69 Ай бұрын

Forrix was depressed as crap while Kroeger was way too unhinged, and they both lost their ranks as warsmiths.

@shrednaught5 3 ай бұрын

"yea you thin bloods do tend to just fail upwards" had me absolutely dying😂

@attemptedunkindness3632 3 ай бұрын

Don't worry, Night Haunter... being overlooked is a quality of stealth. **Sad bird noises**

@totalNERD-eo7wx 3 ай бұрын

Yeah, Konrad got overlooked by that Callidus Assassin real good, huh...

@shade8816 3 ай бұрын

One day beother, our time in the shadows will come.

@shannonpage6665 3 ай бұрын

"I'm really behind on my orphan skinning!" This is awesome man!

@samfire3067 2 ай бұрын

Need to get those Young scrotoons into a New armor

@jaghatai_bulut 3 ай бұрын

Iron warriors "HEHEHEHEHE" brings me so much joy, lol

@nicholascarrington6460 3 ай бұрын

Stopped my bionicle sesh for this… wasn’t disappointed

@theprinceofallsaiyans_vegita 3 ай бұрын

Perturabo? Is that you?

@the_emperor_of_mankind 3 ай бұрын

Iron Warriors were WAY more difficult to fight against during the siege of Terra than daddy-issue-don's ponytail guard. Their departure from the fight was also the reason we still have an imperium.

@vahlok2568 3 ай бұрын

Iron Warrior fans try not to brag about their legion/primarch any % IMPOSSIBLE challenge part 857.

@the_emperor_of_mankind 3 ай бұрын

We are all bleeding today, word bearer. @@vahlok2568

@Warpsmith-Perfide 3 ай бұрын

@@vahlok2568'cause it's true

@ImrahilToChaos 3 ай бұрын

Yeah the constant management by Horus and Abaddon to stop Perturabo from having a meltdown about the smallest fucking things definitely isn’t a sign that he’d have been useless without those other two being there.

@Demonlord242 3 ай бұрын

The guy literally put marneus calgar in a full body cast before realizing leaving his planet killing flagship in the hands of a pack of backstabbing assholes was a kind of bad idea. I like the IW same as the next guy, but big pappy P wasn't exactly the grown up everyone else thinks he was. Or if he thinks he was.

@Ironwthin 3 ай бұрын

This is tts humor level bro, very amazing work, love the long video format

@CHRISTOSANESTI2023 3 ай бұрын

Lol no this was actually funny

@nestorgamer9746 3 ай бұрын

@@CHRISTOSANESTI2023TTS is funny

@CHRISTOSANESTI2023 3 ай бұрын

@@nestorgamer9746 Sure buddy, sure

@nestorgamer9746 3 ай бұрын

@@CHRISTOSANESTI2023 if it isnt funny why it lasted so long ?

@CHRISTOSANESTI2023 3 ай бұрын

@@nestorgamer9746 longevity isn’t an argument of quality

@shaftoe195 3 ай бұрын

The Inquisition does confirm that Failabaddon the Armless does indeed suck. Which is how he got Slaanesh's favor in the first place...

@thesmilinggun-knight9646 3 ай бұрын

Ba dum tss.

@siberian1804 3 ай бұрын

"HEY" *fingers snaps* heart to morons" this is hilarious like wheezing hard please i love these new videos xD

@anothershyguy 3 ай бұрын

People tend to forget that a night lord warband acually managed to sneak past the cardian gate and attack the planet Scround which hosted a large schola progenium only 100 lightyears from terra and got away free. So yeah. A night lord warband came closer to reach terra in a couple of months then Abaddons 10000 years of crusading. Ave dominus nox failbaddon.

@cornixdemetrius7883 3 ай бұрын

Do they even need to sneak past Cadia? Aren't most Night Lords not in the Eye of Terror? They didn't flee into the warp after Horus Heresy

@anothershyguy 3 ай бұрын

@@cornixdemetrius7883 you're right. *MOST* night lords didnt flee to the eye of terror but this particular warband did. Plus unlike other night lords who hated chaos and those corrupted by it. This warband apparantly worships chaos as they managed to summon daemons.

@borger8054 2 ай бұрын

The black legion actually win battles. The night lords lose to drukhari and imperial guard.

@greensike8516 3 ай бұрын

I like that the teleportarium sound is vaguely discord like

@triples2745 3 ай бұрын

They forgot to mention how Failbaddon The Armless got beaten by Celestine.

@alejandronieto4212 3 ай бұрын

@@justwannabehappy6735except Abaddon works the same way with Eldar. Or were gonna pretend Eldrad Ulthran beating him never happened?

@imperatornoinga3646 3 ай бұрын

As a fan of Abbadon and the Black Legion, him getting harried by Celestine and getting parried by manlet Castelan Creed made me want to become a full time boo hooer

@crim1188 3 ай бұрын

@@alejandronieto4212Eldrad is one of the most powerful psykers ever. Dude's basically on par with phoenix lords. He can do that shit.

@alejandronieto4212 3 ай бұрын

@@crim1188 the thing is, Eldrad didnt blast him with psychic beams, lightnings or some spirit nonsense. Despite having bones made of crystal, he pierced his throat with his staff. Imagine being the new Horus, and getting destroyed in melee combat by a frail old man with a stick.

@borger8054 2 ай бұрын

You mean abaddon beat the hell out of celestine while surrounded and outnumbered? lol cope

@alexscholz3438 3 ай бұрын

That double finger snap took me out for no reason, good stuff

@Nobleheart111 3 ай бұрын

Did that Iron Warrior just care about taking Casualties in a war?!!

@warsmithalaric 2 ай бұрын

They weren't warsmiths, they were Captains who died on Hydra Cordatus.

@pyrypiiparinen463 3 ай бұрын

Just listened to Storm of iron again, Such great Iron warrior book And poor Decimus

@CHRISTOSANESTI2023 3 ай бұрын

Tbh it isn’t that great of an Iron Warriors book it just seemed like a more siege minded Black Legion book.

@cynicgamer12 3 ай бұрын

I’d like to see Fabius Bile show up at some point.

@MrGusta650 3 ай бұрын

Man, i'm dying to see how they gonna interact with TS sorcerer.

@tomasmichaels642 3 ай бұрын

I love the fact we have gotten a visual upgrade. Can’t wait for fly effects for the death guard

@StevenStormcloak-oy6hz 2 ай бұрын

Nice pfp

@tomasmichaels642 2 ай бұрын

@@StevenStormcloak-oy6hz why thank you

@StevenStormcloak-oy6hz 2 ай бұрын

@@tomasmichaels642 you're welcome

@StevenStormcloak-oy6hz 2 ай бұрын

@@tomasmichaels642 you are welcome

@adamconnor6343 3 ай бұрын

"Earth to morons" And I starts laugth like Cegorach and do rolls like Alpharius under the guise of Omegon.

@cornixdemetrius7883 3 ай бұрын

*Terra to morons

@Arion894 3 ай бұрын

MORE Chaos SM bickering!!! Can we have more of these 😂

@cyrusplatinum2828 3 ай бұрын

*laughs in iron* beautiful, I love it. hope to see more like this brother! perhaps we'll see an imperial fist vs iron warrior or night lord vs raven guard clash soon, could be fun!

@eliasperezguzman3995 3 ай бұрын

Fuck I need more of these convos between multiple factions and more accurate jokes and one liners lmao

@dmanlip 3 ай бұрын

As a chaos player, I can safely say all the chaos marines suck. They're a giant collection of man-babies who only get a W cause they get cattle-prodded into doing anything.... And that's exactly why we love them.

@theophiledumont3291 3 ай бұрын

Great job ... i just want an emperors children and a thousand son video now

@auugh43546 3 ай бұрын

an emperor's children one that has the one actually has the chaos marine speaking

@suddennemesis6154 3 ай бұрын

EC talking would just be p*rn noises, straight up screaming, or the tongue noise intro at the beginning of a flashgitz video

@gabethedragon 2 ай бұрын

I do appreciate how you let the Black Legionnaire give it about as well as he got it. Nice to let everyone have their fair share of shit-talking opportunities.

@thatfrog05 3 ай бұрын

Soyalists just couldn’t understand the pure majesty of this channel

@thatfrog05 3 ай бұрын

@Tigran-Abazyan yeah. Soyalists

@thatfrog05 3 ай бұрын

@Tigran-Abazyan you know. Loyal L Rizz Gritty’d down in Ultramar? Skibiti pattern toilet servator?

@user-sm4mi8ug9q 3 ай бұрын

@Tigran-Abazyansoy + loyalist = soyalist. (Soy is often used as an insult mainly by right winged mano sphered individuals as a way to insult vegan and feminine dudes by calling them soy boys since vegan dudes love soy products like soy beans soy milk etc etc, thus soy boy but for loyalist.)

@PlagueNeco-nt4lv 3 ай бұрын

“It looks like Abbaddon is blasting off again!”

@LasagnyaMcMeatsauce 13 күн бұрын

Idk why but even just the first shot of the ship being zoomed in on makes me crack up. I love this series.

@kaneslives 3 ай бұрын

Ya know if the 10th Company asked to have that ship, it was a night lords ship originally, Huron probably would cut a deal with them. Carry out some assassinations, infiltrations,sabotage missions etc… Huron: Do a few missions for me and it’s yours my dudes.

@cornixdemetrius7883 3 ай бұрын

"Well, we are kind of... thieves and murderers before our voices even cracked.... We can kind of just... shank some of your guys and steal it..."

@robertmathews7971 3 ай бұрын

Dude, I felt that Decimus line in my chest. Superbly done.

@ivancar555 3 ай бұрын

Never stop Traitor Jim! Your uploads are the highlight of my day and you're really growing into those TTS shoes! I'd love to see the Alpha legion up to no good in your next video!

@cosmicfails2053 3 ай бұрын

To be fair, they only stole that ship because it was an ancient night lord relic Any other ship and it would have been fine

@nestorgamer9746 3 ай бұрын

Can't judge, Blood Ravens would have done the same

@andrewmcgraw4811 3 ай бұрын

That was by far one of the most cordial interactions between Traitor Legions! I think they might make something resembling progress eventually!

@SpectreCiNW 3 ай бұрын

That fucking finger snapping got me😂 also the hiatus joke Can't wait to see who's next legion

@slevinlaine 3 ай бұрын

FOCK YES the snaping thing was awesome!!! So sassy.

@DanielJelonek 3 ай бұрын

The Iron Warriors laugh is something xD

@user-do7vq3kk3x 3 ай бұрын

I actually like the black legion, but it’s funny anyway) I just hate how it has been written: Make a number look cool invalidating an actual achievement Just make everything look stupid because the mightiest chaos force in the galaxy failed to destroy one guard planet(of what, a hundred thousand?) 12 times , who the hell wrote this? And even then-Cadians are even more widespread and “face of the faction” kinda thing, even though literally every other regiment, out of the biggest ones, is more interesting . So cadia got destroyed, but cadians don’t give a shit, and just named other planet “new cadia”, where is the appreciation of achievement, not by guard, by writers Seriously, who decided that this would not look just like a spit in the face of all Chaos fans

@Prophetofthe8thLegion 3 ай бұрын

Funny thing is atleast in the new lore only one black crusade had the end goal of destroying Cadia, the 13th. In the first black crusade Cadia as a fortress didn’t really exist. And all the other crusades were dedicated to destabilizing other areas of the imperium.

@user-do7vq3kk3x 3 ай бұрын

@@Prophetofthe8thLegion I know, but the old lore was so centered around cadia, that this explanation kinda looks like an excuse) But thank goodness, that they did at least that

@Prophetofthe8thLegion 3 ай бұрын

@@user-do7vq3kk3x and in traditional GW style the new lore was actually established 20 years back during the eye of terror campaign but GW did not bother to tell anyone.

@americancaesar4715 3 ай бұрын

@@Prophetofthe8thLegion Again, Abby doesn't have to be the main bad guy to be an interesting character/villain, it's GWs writing as always. I used to be a Black Legion hater until I read ADBs books I absolutely love the philosophy behind the Black Legion and awesome characters like Khayon, Ukris aka Good ol Firefist, Telemachon, etc. plus the BL kinda reminds me of a Chaos version of the Deathwatch since they recruit from many Traitor Legions/Warbands :D

@milliondollarmistake 3 ай бұрын

I'm a chaos fan and Cadia's destruction was a clear and obvious chaos win. Cadia was the single most important planet standing between the eye of terror and the rest of the galaxy. So many chaos incursions were stopped before they could even start because of the defenses both on and around Cadia. Not to mention the death of Cadia literally ripped the galaxy in half plunging the side without Terra into anarchy since they can no longer see the Astronomicon and there are very few safe routes through the Great Rift. Sure the Imperium settled a new planet and called it Cadia 2 Electric Boogaloo, but so what? It's just Cadia in name only; the actually important one is just a barren, broken rock.

@ImposCoE 3 ай бұрын

Your best episode so far! This was so fun

@sgtmech 3 ай бұрын

This was actually really, REALLY good...lol.

@JailShanker 3 ай бұрын

love the longer style videos, welcome back man!

@Dubauabud 3 ай бұрын

That was well worth the wait, by far your funniest episode! As for topic ideas, maybe something with Fabius bile? They all dislike the gods afterall

@HydraDominatus420 3 ай бұрын

1:44 I can hear Konrad rolling in his grave from that burn 😂

@vermilion7777 3 ай бұрын

I doubt Konrad would care

@RecoveringLoLAddict 3 ай бұрын

That Decimus Burn OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

@John.Codwell 3 ай бұрын

Wait this amazing I just binged the whole channel. Looking forward to future bickering 😂

@nian89 3 ай бұрын

Abaddon is without a doubt the most boring villain in the entire 40k universe

@Tomhortone 3 ай бұрын

Even inquisitors are better villains

@TheDeathwing5 3 ай бұрын

This was really good, hopefully next time we get some VA on these vids

@TwojaStaraIFrytki 3 ай бұрын

One thing I love about Warhammer community is that we love the lore as much as we shit on it/meme it/shitpost it

@thewallofguns550 3 ай бұрын

The most obvious suggestion is doing a video for all the traitor legions that remain, also another one about the Emperors Children in wich they talk about how fucked up they are and how they hate being the one monogod legion without codex. After the legions maybe do some videos about renegade chapters like the red corsairs and about one of the most forgotten renegade chapter GW tried to push as important: Crimson Slaughter wich had their own supplement and no one gives a shit anymore about them. After them you can also focus on other chaos topics like traitors guard, demons, cultists, dark mechanicum, eventually if you keep making videos you can made video about the Imperium and Xenos, but you have enough material to work with chaos for a while.

@Surfishin5 3 ай бұрын

This is the greatest show on KZfaq please keep it up

@temporarymfz9258 3 ай бұрын

I can listen to both of them for hours ... can't wait to see more vids again. Keep up the awesome work

@frej7422 3 ай бұрын

The boys are back in town!

@NaughtyBear312 3 ай бұрын

Your videos are awesome and funny. Can't wait to see some new banter.

@milanmarkovic2721 3 ай бұрын

Wonder what they think of Red Corsairs? Edit:Should've waited for the video to end before commenting.

@bobbysmith669 3 ай бұрын

Dammit now I want to see a video of Abaddon and Huron shit talking eachother

@jhetttiernan2623 3 ай бұрын

“Black Legion sucks” Everyone: yeah, and?

@gwaninc8631 3 ай бұрын

The beginning is pure lethal company multi-player lore

@redsol3629 3 ай бұрын

This is actually so good, hahahahhaha.

@masterdragon2698 3 ай бұрын

When the night lord said “whose side are you on?” I was expecting the iron warrior to say “mine”

@darkfenris1 3 ай бұрын

Nice one. It is great that you are back :D

@dakotaanderson254 3 ай бұрын

Totally not me currently painting up black legion right now 😂

@michasalamon8315 3 ай бұрын

The king is back! And with 3 out of my fav 4 chaos legions! Let’s gooo!

@capuchinhelper 3 ай бұрын

Armless the Harmless will never not be funny

@josephpolk9660 3 ай бұрын

1:24 Aren't the Iron Warriors the largest supplier of Daemon Engines?

@blacktemplar1139 3 ай бұрын

And was it not they who carried the Horus Heresy?

@josephpolk9660 3 ай бұрын

@@blacktemplar1139 real

@raymond-reviews 3 ай бұрын

The night lord snapping his fingers at an Iron Warrior & a Black Legionnaire like they’re misbehaved kindergarteners had me laughing for a good while.

@connorcooke1502 2 ай бұрын

This is canon to me now this is how I imagined chaos space marines would bicker lol

@Sombra-lf6gm 3 ай бұрын

Okay now i want this to become as awesome as tts vut with chaos boiz. As for the ideas...i dunno. Maybe make night lord and iron warrior to make some diplomacy with some random rogue trader who really doesn't care about who's he dealing with?

@project4061 3 ай бұрын

I honestly think that if a World Eater appeared, it would be screaming in chains while N.L. and I.W. find a way to redirect the murder ball of chain ax rage to something else.

@cornixdemetrius7883 3 ай бұрын

K.L?

@martinconway8174 3 ай бұрын

Actually the Iron Warriors have been making moves with Vashtorr as of Arks of Omen, so they have that…

@ChaplainBald 2 ай бұрын

Now I'm curious. What was Abafail the Bedsoiler's big plan?

@MrKrossix 3 ай бұрын

Emperor, imagine April Fools' Day with these two...

@fjLKA 3 ай бұрын

More! More! Slaanesh demands more!

@benren7305 3 ай бұрын

Primarch tards is genuinely brilliant despite how low it is.

@lemonadesparkle4994 3 ай бұрын

always upvote Decimus

@khanhnguyen-tt3ff 3 ай бұрын

man they need to retired Abaddon it time for the Primarch i would love to see Perturabo vs Roboute Guilliman or lion vs Mortarion

@emzetkin1100 3 ай бұрын

From Shame and Shadow recast, in Black and Gold reborn!

@AJTheUnexceptionalBiker 3 ай бұрын

Awesome work dude. Patiently waiting for more

@El_Presidente_5337 3 ай бұрын

I don't know how much real lore was mentioned but I like to imagine that it was all real and spanned about 200 years lol

@Nope_Nerds 13 күн бұрын

Whoa whoa, that ship was the Night lords first!

@thegamesresearcher 18 күн бұрын

And that's why I really* wish we had "transfer/upgrade" kits for Undivided Chaos Space Marines... it really get's to me that they are all "Black Legion" coded...