Please do a video on the plague of madness from primal

Please Make The video on EXPLORED on the alien Spawn from the Deadly Spawn

You misspelled velociraptor and you caught it,but you also misspelled "Native American". It's actually spelled "Siberian immigrant".

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while funny bout us rus invading you I have to give it to your gov their trying for a red alert....honestly it's impressive at this point the lack of self preservation.Stay safe the normal people of the west.

Another layer of hell Roanoke is surely familiar with. I will say this, I fear dolphin far more than Angler fish. One CAN get me and toss my corpse like a volleyball. The other is literal nightmare fuel, as it cannot survive here. But there are far far scarier things in the briny deep.

Atrophied little gonad was my nickname in college

Actually, it gets even worse. Male Anglerfish are basically born without any working systems aside from testes, so if they don't find a mate, they just die. If they aren't eaten by something else first. Did I mention they're almost blind too? On the upside, if you can call it that, multiple male Anglerfish can attach to one female, IIRC I've seen a picture of a female with like 3 or 4 nads. Another fun fact: Anglerfish actually catch prey by sucking it into their mouth whole once it's been lured in, they have a pouch that can expand to hold prey larger than them, with the teeth just there to make sure you can't get out and you get shredded up on the way in. That being said, aside from not being able to survive at that depth, Dory and Marlin from Finding Nemo would have been fucking insta-killed by the Anglerfish.

Omg that's my dream

Dear god man! Hiding in my closet every day for the rest of my life seems more and more appealing.@@ericlamb4501

Not with that attitude it's not. We hold the power over language! All we must do is invent or discover a large speedy centipede and change the meaning.

ask AI to draw it!!

​@@clayxros576already exists, which one you want it to be, the massive normal looking one in south America that can kill a person with its venom, or the massive freaky looking troglodyte one in south America that can also kill a person with its venom?

​@@pensador6953 For the record, those art bots are VI, not AI. VI is limited and requires input in order to improve, AI can improve on its own and make inferences from separate pieces of information.

Funny. Bicycle in russian language uses the exact word - velocipede.

Don't joke about the consent venom, that shit is beyond your greatest fear

@@juses6184vampires

cool username i like how it references chomo material. great comment too you're clearly a clever person who knows a thing or two

Not many people know this, but most forms of venom legally cannot harm you if you don't consent. King cobra bites you? Just say no. Literally that easy.

That's what's up.

Why anyone would put that on and walk away unless there was a 0-2 year old in the room is beyond me. Not just Barney, but any of those "baby shows" (Barney, Thomas the Train, Backyardigans, etc)

Because they thought when this happened that he basically had the intelligence of a small child when he did not@@Springtrap11556

Unless I'm thinking of another case, didnt he spend like 10 years in that state and heard his entire family talking shit the entire time?

@@notrelatedtobacon1282 I think that's the same one, yeah. His mom told him she wished he was dead. How awful to have to endure that.

​@@StoutShakoI think scary interesting made a video about him

Yep they might have just rode right over the very people they were looking for early into the film making the rest of the adventure even more futile.

@@zerrodefex I mean, almost certainly, right? They don’t take their prey very far.

Bone Tomahawk was great until the last fifth of the movie then it shit the bed. Wonder if it would be worth covering by RG.

Oh me too. It's really one of those movies that taps into that primal human fear of being *completely* helpless, and you really need to be in a certain frame of mind to watch it and not come away feeling like shit-- the same thing with movies like [REC], as the characters are forced, slowly, into a hopeless situation.

It’s a really, really good movie.

I'd say the prior. It's easier for someone with knowledge to try and piece everything together and make it sound fitting after the fact, than to try to intentionally portray something accurately. If you're vague enough it's also way easier to come with an explanation after the fact. Kind of how people try and explain what is written in the Bible in regards to the end times. While there have been war, diseases and collapses of entire empires since those prophecies were made, apparently all those disasters didn't truly usher in the end times. However, this current disaster does signal the end times, even though we live in a time were there has been nothing but gradual improvement and an increase in standards of living. But with the advent of the internet I'd say it has also become easier to reach a status of "good enough" when you design a monster, compared to for example the 90s. So maybe a bit of both.

I've seen a few videos where he gets really excited that the filmmakers did their research, so yeah, it's usually him applying actual science to totally bonkers monsters

Which honestly makes the ones where it was thought out so fantastic, and the ones where they clearly didn't (looking at you quiet place movies) hilarious.

Some of them do! But from my experience it can be difficult to find that information. I wish more interviews would incorporate such questions and/or that the directors, designers, artists etc would more openly share and be allowed to as well!

I think you're giving too much credit to Hollywood, he's just that good

They were probably picking better-watered areas to make camp in. Ergo, livelier grass.

@@sharondornhoff7563 the horses ate it all overnight!

It was like that in a campaign when I and some friends were playing DND, I honestly got pissed at the Dungeon master for that lol for not explaining that the grass was not taller when we set up camp and allowed raiders on horseback to see me while I tried to distract them with a spell that made a sound as the grass was shorter beyond our camp. That was a lot of words to describe something that was so simple 😆 hope I didn't confuse anyone.

The grass had nutrients there 😅

Movie magic.

when I lived on the coast, I lived in Washington state usa. the worst stinging thing in the water is a jelly fish. it's sting is a little worse than a jelly fish. so yes you should tell someone, but you won't die from it. if you get a cut it should be immediately washed out, because being scratched by a shellfish can give a nasty infection, but I'd guess that happens everywhere on the ocean.

fellow Aussie here; it's almost instinctual to immediately leave the ocean when something stings - the three times i've been stung by blue bottles proves this.

@@kyle18934 the box jelly fish be in Australia will mess you up.

@retsaMinnavoiG lol I just re read my comment. I meant to say a jellyfish sting is like a couple bee stings. yeah, I can imagine. someone I know got stung in the face by a box jellyfish in Hawaii. it wasnt pretty. took a few weeks to heal

_Did you know that anglerfish can grow _*_over 5 feet tall and 4+ feet long?_*

They are just horrifying.

After his love of feet was discovered in the early days we all decided to follow on an forgive him for he's degenerative behaviour but in the last few months we have also discover his new hate of angler fish, which I personally think is because he's trying to distract from the foot thing, others think he's been given one....

Well those army men are precious bullshit Yankees and we all kno they have no hearts or souls

​​@dutchcornerscurse your pfp 😂

Were you ever caught?

​@@Semi-Orphanaticthey didn't catch him but he "caught" something

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Doubt

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I was thinking that, too!

It makes them seem supernatural without the story confirming or denying it. Are these creatures truely natural or are they something far more mysterious? That is what the story leaves us to wonder.

wow its almost like real world parallels can be drawn from this

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oh it happens, people with locked in syndrome or in coma's come up pregnant with scary consistency throughout most of the world just look at the horrifying state of american and UK old folks homes and convalescent homes.... a completely insane amount of abuse and not only physical but sexual and emotional as well, it's a goddamned shame

Sleep paralysis used to be terrifying. I can only imagine what being" locked in "'would be like.....sheeeeesh !

​@@user-hi3mo8qk9pnot just in the anglophone countries either. Care homes in the non Japanese parts of Asia are mostly terrible, they're almost non existent or terrible in Africa and Latin America too. I've known some people who worked in care homes in Canada and the US and they said while cheaper the canadian ones weren't any better. Elder care kind of sucks in most places really since people just want the very old locked up and forgotten about, it's mainly just Japan and the wealthier parts of Europe that have it figured out and even then that care is heavily dependent on dirt cheap immigrant labor from more family orientated parts of the world like Poland or Africa.

What's the name of the sequel please?

@@V-man117 Blood Red Earth, but it's a prequel.

I like that they show that in those days very few people were innocent. Not the natives , not the settlers , not the army. One of the more accurate westerns.

​@@nadagainagain4987but but... muh Native Americans cant do no wrong!

I remember it on the horror channel onDemand

torches? sounds cultish

@@tonypringles2285 not unlikely. It was over the reservation so idk if cult is the right word.

​not everyone that uses the reservation land is a native thats supposed to be there. There are hundreds if not thousands of stories of natives and police working together and still coming up short for an explanation. Missing people, murder, unexplainable relocating of people and more. @@picivyvortac2641

12 hours ? Small towns scattered all over there . The Midwest ain’t 12 hours from no where but China . 😂

@@Bigbadwolfanderson 12 hour wait from touchdown. Takes time for people to pick up an elt. Takes time to locate you. Takes time to mobilize. Takes time to drive.

It's a movie dude

​@@ZyklonBeast12The same movie that Roanoke is talking about?

Heck, looking at it that way, the venom may have some kind of reaction with potassium that causes the meat suit to begin rotting, with the catalyst speeding up said consumption of potassium. Which there for speeds up the internal rotting,

Interesting, but that's really unfortunate.

Since it involves potassium levels dropping too low, and I'm assuming they aren't going up on their own, that would mean you need someone else to help you if it happens? How is such a thing figured out the first time, that sounds horrifying.

Hail Roanoke!

And an odd obsession with feet

Yep, all of this is right.

​@@alexisbloodwood5587Feet are very important. You can gather so much data about a creature from looking at its' feet! Have you ever seen a tapirs' feet? They have five hoof-fingers on the front feet and four hoof-toes on the back! Madness, and positively facinating!

The Roanoke Protects 🙏🏼

Lol

No one ever notices because it's south Dakota. Good story

As someone who has lived in South Dakota their whole life. Yeah, probably.

Trust me the graboid life cycle will be something to behold

yeah, something that hunts in the air, or on the ground is at least visible... something that lives in the ground would be awful

Burrowers - because they burrow in the ground Borrowers are a different cryptid who appease their cognitive dissonance of their prolific thefts by telling themselves that they're just borrowing it. I think they're a type of phae

I've actually experienced sleep paralysis many times throughout my life. And I have recorded it a few times on my phone. Some episodes very recently. Some of the more recent experiences I have heard what sounded like almost a dog or some other type of animal sniffing/breathing and pawing at me from my backside while I'm in bed. Other times it feels like there are hands trying to grab me and pull me and roll me over towards them. I could see myself on the video trying to resist whatever it was that was holding me down or trying to roll me over, and me speaking but not quite yelling "NO! NO! STOP!" And finally saying..."Fuck Off!" before fully coming around and waking up. All of this usually happens within the first 30 to 60 Minutes of Me laying down an falling asleep. When I wake up after some of these episodes my heart is beating like a jackhammer and I am truly terrified to go back to sleep sometimes.

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I've gotten that a couple of times. I'm normally in like a weird lucid dream state, so I just summon up a AKG machine and zap myself until I'm fully awake.

Yeah, I've heard many Navajo use the word Indians, and the ones I personally know don't think anything of it. Plus, a lawyer I follow has pointed out numerous times that Indian is a legal blanket term referring to all Native Americans that can prove useful in legal cases to enforce treaties and the like. I guess at the end of the day, if everyone knows what you're talking about and it's not an insult, then a word's done its job.

i thought it was cause he though he landed in the "indies" like oceania? though ig india is included in that right?

@@tonypringles2285 Yes, the East Indies were originally named after India, so it's the same difference.

perhaps it's similar but not really the same@@Unpainted_Huffhines

A good half of my family are Cherokee and Shawnee, and the only people I've ever heard whine about the term "Indians" and try to correct people to use "Native Americans" instead, are white people. Usually white women, college age to about 40, and always claiming that "Indian" is somehow offensive to a very diverse set of tribes they know nothing about it, despite the word "Indian" never being viewed as a pejorative or slur until about 1990 or so, when Political Correctness suddenly became a thing. Anyway, "India" during the time of Columbus was used as a general term for Asia as a continent. So he was effectively referring to the Hispaniola peoples as Asians. Which they are, actually, at least ethnically. So he wasn't even wrong, he was more correct than most people until modern anthropology developed. The really ironic part of all this is that the Indians in India also didn't call themselves Indians. The subcontinent has long been known as "Bharata", after the probably mythical emperor (Bharata) who conquered the peoples of the subcontinent in the distant past. "India/Indians" comes from Greek "Indos", as a reference to the Indus River and the lands beyond (very similar to how Ethiopia was once a general term for everything south of northern Africa). The term was applied to the subcontinent by Europeans, to group together about a thousand different cultures under one name. Much like how "Hindu" is a Greek/Persian word for the Indian religion and not an actual Indian word, also derived from the Indus River. It didn't become used by the Hindus until about the 18th century AD, from direct European influence, to distinguish them from Muslims and other religions in the region.

Probably draws inspiration from being a creep irl, lol

​@primaryone3468 you are not wrong. His reality show was creepy as hell.

That's right he was Tooms huh. The first monster of the week

Oh, right, he was Tooms in the X-Files. Thought I recognized him. Creepy dude. He apparently married some 16 year old chick who has the most unreadable Wikipedia page I've ever come across.

​@@steel749he also played the character of Jigsaws brother in the movie Punisher: War Zone. He was crazy as hell in that movie too! When he's first introduced in that movie, he's in a insane asylum I believe and an orderly/aide would torment him by eating his applesauce. So when his brother finally freed him, he attacks the orderly and says..."I'm going to get my applesauce back!" while holding a knife! Implying he was going to cut the dude open and get it back out of his stomach! That was truly terrifying and unsettling!

I saw your comment and I agree. A Roanoke video can improve any day.

I forgot to watch that.

682: disgusting

Appreciate your work

@TheKrispyfort Thanks friend. All of you are the real inspiration for many of us. You make our fun little world of imagination larger than life, and we couldn't ask for more.

I watch this for the early 2010s meme references. But I guess the scientific breakdowns are cool too :)

@@needskin8144 Can you share the names of your SCPs?

Lot of natives on the rez also call themselves Indians now, too. Maybe improper term but it is commonly used now.

Pretty sure he already did that

@@jacobkobald1753 definitely didn’t, he did the movie “super deep” or whatever about the mold, but he hasn’t touched Deep Rising (1998)

@@Acheron420 ...Huh. You're right. He hasn't touched Deep Rising yet. There were several similar ones, but the closest one would be his analysis of Sea Fever.

​@@Acheron420I think he did, but had to delete the video over KZfaq issues.

@@Bluesit32 it would’ve been before I started watching his channel then, but I haven’t heard it mentioned once in all the videos since I started watching. And I feel like it would’ve been brought up someway in other sea monster movie breakdowns

Not funny, edgelord wannabe

​@@Backinblackbunny009nah its funny

​@@Backinblackbunny009Crybaby

no brain probably

The famous american dehumanisation of people they consider lesser...

It is also the predecessor to the modern bicycle.

nah, he seems like a chill guy

Good people, those centipedes

I think you're thinking of scolipede, it's first form is called venipede.

centiskorch

There's about a dozen X Files episodes he could cover. That weird worm that possesses Scully's spinal cord, or those lightning bugs in the first season.

@berserkasaurusrex4233 theres a ton of good he could cover. Both of those would be fun too. Field trip is just one of my favorites. Its honestly a potential video mine for him at this point.

That's actually a pretty decent horror film

@@Chuck_EL it's been a while since I've seen it but I do remember it being good. And it's right up his alley wothnthe wierd body horror science

Leviathan is a great movie! And I would also recommend Roanoke doing an analysis of the giant Depladon/crab-like Creature from the movie Deep Star Six! It Came out during the same year as Leviathan.

All the reservations in this state (SD) are like that. Absolutely nothing like the Pasqua-Yaqui, Hopi or Navajo in AZ or any tribes I've visited elsewhere.

guess they better leave and go where the work is. people aren't obligated to buy their crappy overpriced gift shop stuff

​@@tonypringles2285You deserve a diet of batteries for life

Have they ever met 6 50.cal shots

have they ever met the Bradley

Have they ever met the M109

You're not aware. Not entirely. There has been significant brain damage by the point you've been made into a living incubator tank.

The director made a short film called "Blood Red Earth" focused on the Utes dealing with Burrowers. All subtitles. It came out a year after the film, but I think he must've made it first and then the full film is based on it. It's more like a prequel/side story, and very short, about twenty minutes. The film is better.

Man I Love Stalker.

I always do. I blame Australia for all the batshit insane things that live there (like a wee octopus that can fit on your finger and end your life with a bite) AND for the batshit insane things that apparently didn't get the memo that they're supposed to be in Australia.

Australia is literally the hell on earth so I’d say the blame being placed there is justified.

What's it called?

@@Dgeji The Burrowers.

Fun enough, but mimics from "all you need is kill" book, on which "edge of tomorrow" is based, are robots. Aliens sent autonomous terraforming ships to Earth, some of them was shot down by humans, but one has landed in the ocean where it's computer used starfish as base to create what people are know as mimics. Mimics in book also change environment around them, because terraforming is their main purpose, for example water near them became white and toxic. And their time reverting ability was more complicated than in movie.

@@mixail267 I know there are plenty of differences between the book and movie that would make for a interesting comparison, but Roanoke as far as I know doesn't cover books, and the movie's rendition of Mimics are different enough that they could be considered their own thing. A species of weird tentacular creatures made of silicon shards, capable of moving at incredible speeds, likely due to a high internal body temperature caused by an incredibly fast metabolism. They're different enough that they'd make for a cool video.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

DERE CAN NEVVA BE ENUFF DAKKA!!

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