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@thegrumpydragon76017 ай бұрын
Can you do the strain
@Dykadda7 ай бұрын
Hey Papa Roanoke Funny story for you but 1 Of your videos saved a person I know from assault after I pointed her to your video "The BODY STEALING Alien Parasite" Stay strapped or get clapped also par tans to information sometimes
@FatherAndrew-Scarlet-Priest7 ай бұрын
Glad to see you refuse to eat ze boogs
@gabrielboorom26837 ай бұрын
Beef! It's what's for dinner!! 🍽️
@26th_Primarch7 ай бұрын
Hey, might I suggest the indie PS1 style horror game "Revenge of the Colon"?
@Blasted2Oblivion7 ай бұрын
I will say that the cow tipping kids were the smartest horror movie intro characters I have ever seen. They didn't sit around to see what it was, they took off like smart people.
@gabrielboorom26837 ай бұрын
A horror movie that doesn't kill every teen keeps you on your toes. 😉
@ulmwilliams577 ай бұрын
Birthday suit lap dances, I wouldn't have stayed around long enough to find out the bull is dead
@FeedMeSalt7 ай бұрын
They still tried cow tipping... Something farmers and country folk MADE UP to get the stupid city kids killed. Literally no one who thinks for five seconds would ever attempt this, because cows sleep laying down ... And.... They certainly wouldn't fall over if scared lol. The cow tipping makes them NO better then the typical teenagers in movies who follow the creepy sounds.
@FeedMeSalt7 ай бұрын
They still tried cow tipping... Something farmers and country folk MADE UP to get the stupid city kids killed. Literally no one who thinks for five seconds would ever attempt this, because cows sleep laying down ... And.... They certainly wouldn't fall over if scared lol. The cow tipping makes them NO better then the typical teenagers in movies who follow the creepy sounds.
@flyboyarch67767 ай бұрын
Idk y I thought you was talking about the old nickelodeon show
@TheGallicWitch7 ай бұрын
Farmer here, man you have no idea how nice it is to hear this stuff once in a while. It's a ruthless, thankless job so I really appreciate the thanks. And as far as the movie goes, no, we generally don't have any obligation to sell to anyone in particular, except maybe if you're part of a cooperative but even then as far as I know you can still sell elsewhere, it's just that they guarantee a sale if you go to them. Anyway, love your videos, and hi from France!
@RoanokeGaming7 ай бұрын
Farmers are the backbone of our society and need to be celebrated for the luxury we all have
@thekraken19097 ай бұрын
@@RoanokeGaming I need my steak and potatoes. Thank you, farmers!
@zacharyahearn40697 ай бұрын
I reread this in a French accent
@flaviomonteiro14147 ай бұрын
Thank you sir!
@jamesrogers70497 ай бұрын
Yeah my Pa sold to local butchers for years until Walmart ran em out of business. We tried to get good prices from them but they never wanted to match near what we got from the locals. Now that he’s passed, I’ve had to sell off what remained of the Hefers and pigs to anyone who’d take them for more than I could get butchering them.
@DelinquentChibi7 ай бұрын
The idea of an invertebrate being able to just go "UwU I have a spine now" is both hilarious and scary at the same time
@zakyandell65443 ай бұрын
😂 Yeah!
@KorokHaze9325 күн бұрын
I mean we kinda do it in the fetal state if that counts🤷♂️
@dutchvanderbilt99697 ай бұрын
Two things I wanna address. Firstly, cow tipping isn't really a thing. Anyone who says that they've gone cow tipping is more than likely lying because there is a myth that cows sleep standing up when in actuality they lay down to sleep the same as any other animal. And secondly, thanks for showing us farmers some love Roanoke. I grew up a cattle farmer and it's nice to finally get a shout-out for what we did.
@c-jam63927 ай бұрын
I knew it! Cow tipping is just a bunch of bullshit. Even if the cow slept like that you’d nevvvver “tip” that beast over with human power alone.
@missstrawberrypancakes62067 ай бұрын
My uncle has a cow name Tessa and sometimes she'd accidentally fall asleep while standing (but not for a long time) and would inadvertently tip herself. Also, the only time we had to "tip" her over is when we had to get her onto her back due to a twisted stomach.
@dutchvanderbilt99697 ай бұрын
@@c-jam6392 you could try but the cow would just look at you.
@ericlamb45016 ай бұрын
Also love the fact that you completely didn't mention the fact that cows, are in fact, really, *really* fucking heavy, and can be ornery to boot. Bulls aren't the only ones with anger issues, the only reason you don't hear about people being trampled to death by cows is cause it's embarrassing (realistically though, they're generally chill animals and all that weight keeps them from doing much outside of a light trot. In fact, cows falling over on their own accidentally usually requires help from others and a tractor to get 'em up again.)
@tacodrill6 ай бұрын
This! I'm so surprised by how many people think that cows actually sleep standing up. Literally every land animal sleeps laying down, why would cows be the exception?
@Aserbic7 ай бұрын
When Man throws Rock at darkness, Darkness throws terrestrial Anglerfish back.
@ericlamb45016 ай бұрын
When you stare into the Abyss, it's usually the Anglerfish staring back with their beady fucking dead eyes
@BartEmbregts7 ай бұрын
That parasite would straight up die from alcohol poisoning if it tried to eat my dads liver.
@IntrusiveThoughts8384 ай бұрын
Dude Ireland and Scotland was already planning for this since the beginning of time. They knew this would be inevitable
@Psion_Phoenix2 ай бұрын
@@IntrusiveThoughts838 you’re also forgetting Australia too. It’s a wonder sharks don’t die from alcohol poisoning from eating their surfers. (It’s a joke, but just in case anyone were to say ☝️🤓 “um ackshully”. XD )
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus26 күн бұрын
The South Americans will make them od, the sharks are already on the stuff.
@lukeunruh71027 ай бұрын
“Instead of 300 cows you only need 150” Commercial beef farmers: 300 double sized cows means profit doubled!
@darrelsam4197 ай бұрын
On one hand, the idea of parasites big enough to have backbones scares me. On the other hand, the parasites in this movie look like giant, very angry blankets, and they make me grin whenever I see them in the video. Also you do make a good point about genetic modification having some unforeseen effects on other species, guess this is why extensive tests need to be done first.
@ironfan9987 ай бұрын
Liver kings crying rn
@CrunchyCarcass7 ай бұрын
He’s crying in his my little pony bedsheets
@illegalisntlegal7 ай бұрын
More like steroid king
@BANExLORD7 ай бұрын
More like bussy boy
@tylerbabcock13767 ай бұрын
Those aren't tears, he's just roid raging
@DespecifiedRed7 ай бұрын
I think he named himself liver King because he eats animal liver a lot. But I could be very wrong. Anyway. If I'm right, he Is one of the perisites
@ChapinCatrin7 ай бұрын
"My lawyer won't let me finish that joke" had me cracking up! 😂
@gabrielboorom26837 ай бұрын
"As your lawyer I must object to Cooter jokes." ☝️🧐 "That's okay, I'll just make more puns."
@MarvelousJoker.7 ай бұрын
I love how you can hear the sheer joy Roanoke has every time he gets to say "Lock and load brides of christ" or "Get strapped or get clapped"
@andrewsealey69427 ай бұрын
Funny story about biohazard stuff in the mail. Back when bovine spongiform encephalopathy was new one of my professors was working on creating a lab test for the prions to identify cows with BSE. Long story short they started a PR campaign to spread awareness to make farmers start testing cows for BSE, they made plushy cows with an anti BSE picture on it. And shipped it to an airport where it said BSE cows as the label. The entire airport got shutdown 😂. They brought in a hazmat team and opened the case to find plushies.
@justarandompepe89617 ай бұрын
lmao, based professor
@brotherkhrayn35254 ай бұрын
That’s funny as shit 🤣🤣
@beastmaster09342 ай бұрын
Probably should’ve thought that one through a bit more.
@jaredrobinson70717 ай бұрын
"other symptoms: Like crap yourself to death." That's a hell of a symptom Roanoke.
@nukacolacompany25347 ай бұрын
You didn't watch full video by the time you left ur comment
@gabrielboorom26837 ай бұрын
Reminds me of drug side effects mentioned in commercials these days. Yeah, if death is on the list, swipe left.
@_GeneralMechanics_7 ай бұрын
Scours is deadly serious, but Roanoke's s*** jokes are hilarious.
@TheFunniBaconMan6 ай бұрын
Ol' McGill's Pop.
@BananaDolphino7 ай бұрын
he has relapsed to angler fish hate, 3 videos without it and he has fallen again, we need an anonimus angler fish haters association
@RustCole017 ай бұрын
I confronted a Liver Eating Parasite once. I said G0ddamnlt parasite, whadda u want from me. The parasite looked at me and said, "I need about tree-fiddy." Well, it was about that time that I realized that this was no parasite, but was just Roanoke Gaming looking for donations to make more KZfaq videos.
@josephstalin8397 ай бұрын
That poor janitor man he probably had an hour left before he went home to his wife and kids. What a hero~
@somedrummerboy7 ай бұрын
Man core memory unlocked, haven't seen this since the SyFy channel was the SciFi channel
@RoanokeGaming7 ай бұрын
It was a time and a half!
@thatguy441487 ай бұрын
I'm 95 percent of the way to making an angler fish with rabies.I think I'm being followed and watched but my research will continue
@apatheticobserver52907 ай бұрын
Do you have notes on your findings?
@bingus2887 ай бұрын
bet
@crwydryny7 ай бұрын
Now you're just trying to give roanoke nightmares.... and I approve 100% lol
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus7 ай бұрын
That’s me following you, sorry bro but somethings must be smothered in the crib and that’s one of them. There can be no witnesses.
@homelessman34836 ай бұрын
Freshwater anglerfish
@AndrewB_M.D.7 ай бұрын
Pathologists do autopsies! Its funny to me because it's usually the one small part of our job that people associate with us. Could have also been a Diener (autopsy tech) or a PA. they often help with the eviscerations and cleanup. Also, thanks to you I finally looked up what Diener means and it comes from German Leichendiener which is literally Corpse Servant. Metal A. F.
@Quinntus796 ай бұрын
I mean, you should probably choose the wife. To paraphrase Caterina Sforza, “The wife has the instruments to make more.”
@koontz11542 ай бұрын
Then what is a coroner?
@autobotCRSHR7 ай бұрын
Fighting against the detox Health nuts and telling us that we will die from incurable chlamydia This is why I love this channel so freaking much
@Graves-81_697 ай бұрын
I love this channel. Dude really dives in to the biology of the baddies in cool movies. I’ve thought about the same thing every time I watch a monster horror movie
@MrBennieagray7 ай бұрын
We are a small community that is slowly growing 😂.
@Graves-81_697 ай бұрын
@@MrBennieagray I’m glad to see it
@shepherdsofmelchizedek19857 ай бұрын
Seriously, channels like this act as a good gateway for x-horrors, most never got into these movements except for slender and scp- but there has always been a rich history of cryptic and fictional monsters with unique and notable features that we can learn from
@vickvickers34667 ай бұрын
I do a similar thing with military stuff in films
@vickvickers34667 ай бұрын
I do a similar thing with military stuff in films
@SenorAvocadoMan7 ай бұрын
I remember seeing this movie as a kid on SciFI channel when they actually showed really good horror movies. This gave me a paranoia on eating meat for like two weeks and got over it. It gives me a good laugh but the plot of the movie is unique compared to other movies
@clockworks3607 ай бұрын
Cool to see someone else remember when Sci Fi Channel was still fun. You remember any other flicks from back them?
@SenorAvocadoMan7 ай бұрын
Not off the top of my head, all i know that the scary movies they had shown at the time aren't like the ones they show on the current SYFY which is what it branded as now. The ones they show on the channel are mostly CGI and horridly done. @@clockworks360
@Chicagocanine7 ай бұрын
“I don’t want a tapeworm unless it’s beach season” Isn’t it basically always beach season on Mars? 😁
@NicholasRodriguezN77 ай бұрын
The Angler Fish bit always cracks me up 😂
@Emma-kz6hj7 ай бұрын
Hey Roanoke. Idk if you will ever see this, but just wanted to say that i love your videos, and that you have inspired me to look more into the field of Biology as a possible carrier. You are a great teacher of Biology and quite funny as well. Hope nothing but the best for ya :)
@jonny45k447 ай бұрын
Well said
@crucifieddemon71367 ай бұрын
Hey man awesome! I'm going for biology myself, wanna get a career in astrobiology
@ElijahTaco87 ай бұрын
@@crucifieddemon7136 heck yeah you got this man
@vincentadultman62267 ай бұрын
@@crucifieddemon7136don't mind if I ask, what's astrobiology? Analyzing extraterrestrial life?
@crucifieddemon71367 ай бұрын
@vincentadultman6226 yeah life on Mars, Venus and a couple of moons out there already are hypothesized so someone needs to study it when we get it so gonna get ahead of the curve
@Darkwarlord15337 ай бұрын
>Imagine getting blueballed then a baby monster jumps out of your stomach. 🤣
@stephenruth95597 ай бұрын
22:22 - "That's NOT what you do! You're gonna end up Baldwin-ing someone!" Jesus Christ. I couldn't stop laughing. I actually almost cried.
@Gear_teen7 ай бұрын
Hey Roanoke have you ever thought of talking about the monster from the movie Leviathan? It talks about some people going to the ocean trench and fighting a monster similar to John Carpenter's the Thing! The monster kinda looks like a mix of an angler fish, barracuda, and a human! There's also another horror movie that's something similar to the Thing, it's called harbinger down.
@flaviomonteiro14147 ай бұрын
Up! We need him to put that Anglerfish hate to use!
@Adalina13127 ай бұрын
Just got off work, perfect video to relax after a stressfull day, thanks roanoke!
@RoanokeGaming7 ай бұрын
Hope you enjoy bro!
@dantewilliams27577 ай бұрын
Same dude
@Adalina13127 ай бұрын
@@dantewilliams2757 it really is the highlight of my day lol
@avidityrar7 ай бұрын
Brother! I knew I had a reason I kept my subscription up for your channel! Not only are you hilarious, you are also properly accurate and interesting to watch. Thank you for FINALLY saying the truth about "detox" teas and such, they are a damn scam!
@scpj0497 ай бұрын
Detox teas, any of that crap like it works.
@nerdlingeeksly51927 ай бұрын
"You will probably care more about your kid than your spouse" That's a 50/50 coin flip my friend and I can say I did not win that coin flip.
@dillongage7 ай бұрын
"There is inherent danger in messing with herbivores" spoken like a seasoned Ark veteran.
@gamergirl2097 ай бұрын
Is it wierd that i sort of treat this channel like a tv series but before reruns? Like, i have no idea if these videos are going to get taken down and edited, so i feel compelled to watch them as soon as i can
@pierbelizaire14957 ай бұрын
"Ill never eat bugs" - said by roanoke as he goes head first into a bucket of shrimp and crab legs
@gabrielboorom26837 ай бұрын
Bleh ocean boogs.
@nathanaelhavlik42937 ай бұрын
Pan-Crustacea, baby!
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus7 ай бұрын
There’s a huge difference between bugs and seafood. Idk if this comment is anti-seafood or pro eating bugs but either way, genuinely, WHY????
@gabrielboorom26837 ай бұрын
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Feel free to elaborate as you crack lobster claws and eat crab legs. I'm all ears.
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus7 ай бұрын
@@gabrielboorom2683 sure right after you answer my question
@SeanBFit7 ай бұрын
Always remember, you can only shock asystole *flat line * in movies. In real life, it'll be a real bummer. Unless you really hate the patient, the hospital, and everyone in the room.
@elburropeligroso46897 ай бұрын
Roanoke, the new vet Eli is played by Vincent Ventresca, who also played a convict/test experiment on the show, Invisible Man, who has an experimental gland surgically implanted in this brain which secretes a hormone that turns the host invisible. You should do a review on the show.
@Elysium47 ай бұрын
I'd love to see you do a video on the Mimics from Edge of Tomorrow. Your take on their alien biology would be fascinating.
@UndyingZombie7 ай бұрын
Ok.. Since you mentioned it.. I almost died from diverticulitis. I was very lucky stuff did not end up outside of my intestine in the first place especially with how large of an area that was ripped open.. I had been dealing with the pain for over a week when I finally went in.. I was barely able to move but I did move around.. At first I was taken to the doctors office.. And the lady at the reception desk immediately yelled at my brother ( who was my legal guardian ) to take me to the hospital. I did not even make it into the building because she could see me slowly trying to move to the door. ( The receptionist had a good view of the entrance and the entrance had a glass area all around so you could see in-out of the front area. When I got to the hospital, I walked in, and it took some time before I was seen.. A bit before I was seen though my brother's friend who took us there asked for a wheel chair for me because he was worried about how hard it was for me to move. ( Keep in mind. I had been, according to other people that seen me and have told me.. Looked like a walking corpse.. They said I looked like someone who was dead skin wise.. Something that was.. Yea not fun. ) It took some time before I was scanned and given medication to help with the pain.. But yea.. Some of the worst pain I have ever felt. The first surgery caused me to lose several feet of intestine, a small portion of my stomach, a small portion of my liver, and something else that I can not remember right now.. I ended up having a second surgery to take back out the stoma that I had to live with for about a year. During said second surgery they took care of a strangulated hernia that might or might not have been there beforehand. ( Something that also had some rot to it but it was not bad enough for another stoma requirement thankfully. ) I have since had several hernias as the parasite that did the damage to my body has weakened a LOT of things.. My intestine for example is as of a 80 year old's intestine.. and this was back in 2011.. So yea.. Parasites can be nasty especially if they go unchecked.. The parasites I had was finally dead/gone by said point but it did a lot of damage to my system... ( They never found out or at least never told me what kind of parasite I had. )
@rolandixor7 ай бұрын
I learn a lot of unexpected things from this channel while getting a good laugh. Whatever you're going through, please know you're making life bright and funny for someone else out there with love for science as much as fiction.
@chayceplumley1027 ай бұрын
Unrelated to the video but those weird lines at the top right of the video whenever it’s a scene from the movie made me think I had broke my phone and I almost had a heart attack 😋
@chappie-do49927 ай бұрын
18:06 I'm glad to see Angler Fish is still enemy #1 😂
@Arzon5277 ай бұрын
0:35 I was eating and you almost made me choke on my food, bravo.
@commanderryroe7 ай бұрын
14:10- losing my mind at the short detox rant because this is exactly what my dad says every time he hears about/sees detoxing. He gets so pressed about it
@RoanokeGaming7 ай бұрын
I'm your father
@commanderryroe7 ай бұрын
@@RoanokeGaming OMG DAD!!??
@mattwing3117 ай бұрын
Anglerfish Facts! In most species, a wide mouth extends all around the anterior circumference of the head, and bands of inwardly inclined teeth line both jaws. The teeth can be depressed so as to offer no impediment to an object gliding towards the stomach, but prevent its escape from the mouth.[25] The anglerfish is able to distend both its jaw and its stomach, since its bones are thin and flexible, to enormous size, allowing it to swallow prey up to twice as large as its entire body.
@Valdreag177 ай бұрын
With your confusion with the fertilizer truck, generally for plotlines if you tell the audience a plan you have to have something go wrong. If you don’t tell the audience the plan, you can do whatever you want.
@nukacolacompany25347 ай бұрын
It's dumb
@hobgloblinexmortis76517 ай бұрын
Hey Roanoke. I hope you see this comment and can answer this question in your next video. Do you consider Finding Nemo a horror movie since there is that one scene with the Anglerfish chasing Dory and Marlin?
@TTTiefling697 ай бұрын
A quick explanation to why farmers would be using feed that's bad for their cows. This system they have of "we give you feed, you sell us back the cows" is actually incredibly common in farming both in flora and fauna farming. It sounds like a good deal but the problem is exclusivity. During an amount of time in a contract you MUST get feed from them and you MUST sell to them. This is actually a bigger problem in plant farming because you can be in violation of a contract you don't even know about because your neighbor has a contract and because a few seeds ended up on your property (which happens) your whole farm is at risk because you just broke trademark law and now you have a choice. Sign the contract yourself or give up the farm to someone who will
@rafaelpurnama19877 ай бұрын
Oh man, it's quite a blast from the past watching you cover this movie. I was watching your episode on the thaw a while back and the parasite theme of it reminds me of an obscure b grade horror movie i saw a long time ago that was also about parasites. I forgot the name of the movie and i could only vaguely recall some of the details of the movie but i remember it had giant parasites that ruptured out of animals. Flash forward to today and as i was watching the video i can't help but feel the plot evoking some sense of familiarity until i realized this movie is _that_ movie i saw way back in the past. I never thought some day you were going to literally make a video about this old memory of mine but i'm pleasantly suprised. Thanks for the video and the nostalgia my man, your content has been one of the few sources of joy i have on this site 👍
@whiteboywithwifi7 ай бұрын
Dudeeeee I had the same thing with dead meat an albeit a more popular horror series but still b grade I'd say I remember watching a scene of this one character getting split in two and the baddies like ate a chunk from her then literally years later I watch his series and I connect the dots it's wild man
@brittanycampbell20637 ай бұрын
Nothing like a liver eating parasite to start off my Saturday 😅
@brittanycampbell20637 ай бұрын
Also, whenever I hear the word protozoa I immediately think of the Rockstar from zenon girl of the 21st century 🤣
@milkmeplease54717 ай бұрын
please do a video on vampyr game on how the pure vampires blood becomes weaker when infecting more people they turn into Skals. also how skals feeding ways completely changing to where they can feed of peoples flesh instead of the purer vampires can only drink blood. it would also be interesting to know how there are different branches of the vampire blood like how one branch makes people look like werewolfs
@josephthompson98937 ай бұрын
I work for a meat department and we have certain tags for each peice of meat. Also we always wash hands when moving from different meats like beef and chicken.
@jamesabernethy78967 ай бұрын
I've seen some of the movies you cover but not all of them... this falls into the latter category. I really enjoy the depth of your channel, you always inject so much humour and enthusiasm. I follow a couple of other content creators who add other dimensions to characters and creatures using real-world biology and psychology. Although everyone following you will appreciate movies, adding that extra depth allows people to appreciate them so much more. Your explanations are also very accessible.
@docbuck7 ай бұрын
Awesome. I've been binging Roanoke's videos for 3 days killing time, hoping that he would release a new one. Sweet.
@ravenboyce9537 ай бұрын
"UwU I have a spine now" Is today's quote of the day. lol
@kamikazipidgion7 ай бұрын
The genetic manipulation of cows reminds me of the movie Isolation (2005), which deals with unexpected deadly side effects of DNA experiments on cows. Might make for a good review down the line.
@kenyaillianart43467 ай бұрын
Roanoke’s limitless hatred for angler fish is hilarious to me because they’re one of my favorite deep sea animals. It’s the dolphins that freak me out. Would much rather hang out with an angler fish than a pod of bored orcas.
@RoosSkywalker7 ай бұрын
Last time I heard dolphins rape people, not angler fish.
@crwydryny7 ай бұрын
There's a webcomic called "freefall" set on a colony world in the process of being terraformed (with a lot of realistic science applied to the setting) one of the main characters is a vet, but as there are very few animals on the planet his job involves sending the planet with microbes and parasites for the very reason stated in the beginning of the video. At one point her quips he's single because it's hard to date when you tell people you have tapeworms (referring to his lab not his body)
@johngriffey39027 ай бұрын
Something tells me that Roanoke is a 2A kinda guy... Love it, keep up the good work!
@antonioderton58247 ай бұрын
We really need a Roanoke bingo card: "Stay strapped or get clapped", "Humanity number one, baby", "Concern about antibiotics", "Rabies", "Prions" and as a bonus, bragging about his car.
@VahdinKendov7 ай бұрын
Holy heck, I ain’t never been this early for Roanoke before. Today’s gonna be a good day.
@RoanokeGaming7 ай бұрын
Enjoy!
@iampersonango7 ай бұрын
The dreaded liver eating parasite was my nickname in highschool
@generalslothingtoniii79497 ай бұрын
Hey, farmer here, we watch. Keep up the good stuff brother.
@rickyrich867 ай бұрын
“It comes at night” is a great movie for this channel
@GeoffPesos7 ай бұрын
Fun fact you cant tip a cow. Its like trying to tip a car.
@jaycol217 ай бұрын
Plus cows sleep lying down.
@MintJellyProductions7 ай бұрын
I love this channel so much! I was wondering though if there was a specific place that we can ask for movies to be covered. I've been trying to get more people to watch a movie called Indigenous and their "chupacabra". The creature effects are so good for a lower budget movie.
@allgoodnamesaretaken61457 ай бұрын
Halfway through a nightmare month of work, doing 6 10s til February. Lookin forward to spending part of my day off listening to the man himself while I cook. Thanks much Roanoke, wishing you good luck and reliable machinery
@anonymouspotato48997 ай бұрын
>AN organ that detoxes your body Brother you've got four: a liver, two kidneys, and a spleen all dedicated to filtering the crap out of your blood
@porota1367 ай бұрын
Yeah as a person from montana, they do be like that. Living the fear of anyone not from the state. Its a big reason why we are basically 10 years behind everything.
@crucifieddemon71367 ай бұрын
Oddly enough lived in Montana for a year in Bigfork such a tiny town and I never got any looks 😅, maybe I just look like a Montana resident lol
@connorroot57287 ай бұрын
I doubt you’ll see this but man… you’re the best. You brought back my wanting to go into the med field and to med school. Not to mention, without these videos I doubt I’d still have the wanting to learn more and more. You make learning fun. Also, I partially agree on detox stuff. Physically it doesn’t do much but make you slightly dehydrated which help make you more hydrated making you actually detox but it does help in a psychiatric sense… stuff is weird and people are dumb lol
@isenhertor7 ай бұрын
at 27:33 . look the cow in the back has a cactus stuck on it's belly . look at the front cow's right ear and then move your eyes a bit towards the right.
@leep027lp3 сағат бұрын
Did u say.. "kill.. the clowns.. from.. outer space?" Lol that's just awesome
@Xylarxcode7 ай бұрын
If it was just the science dissection, I probably wouldn't stick around, but it's the humor and frank way of putting things in combination with the science that makes me stick around. I'm not gonna lie, usually the science is beyond me and I have hard time grasping what it actually means, but you manage to explain it in terms that make sense to me, even if I don't actually know what it means. The channel fascinated and entertains me through your delivery as much as the actual content, so for whatever it's worth, I'm here for it.
@Amos-Timmy-Burton6 ай бұрын
Pretty much the same. I love his reviews, his humour, but the science part...i don't understand a word, usually.
@ryang69317 ай бұрын
Deep rising or bust! Still waiting on my parasitic nematodes to get a video!
@zacharysantiago65077 ай бұрын
I had to pause the video and come down to the comments to say Roanoke is on point with his jokes. Always wear a rain jacket, and a toothpick in a meth lab. That shit got me good.
@AD3PTUZ7 ай бұрын
Have you heard of a game called Parasite Eve? It's about mitochondria mutating and turning people into monsters. Or spontaneously combusting them.
@Armatyle977 ай бұрын
Poor Roanoke man, he seems to be having a very specific issue; let's all of us help him through it! Whatever it may be
@flaviomonteiro14147 ай бұрын
Hunt and kill all Anglerfish?
@Armatyle977 ай бұрын
@@flaviomonteiro1414 I mean, that too
@PabloHernandez-gl5ij7 ай бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen I think I speak for everyone when I say yeah parasites suck but like Dr Roanoke said sadly we can't live without them which again suck.😂
@RoanokeGaming7 ай бұрын
Catch 22 😂
@PabloHernandez-gl5ij7 ай бұрын
I knew you would be able to catch that reference,😏 pun very much intended by the way.😂
@jimbothegymbro70867 ай бұрын
just give the parasites their own mini parasites, give em a taste of their own medicine
@Tristan_Shuler7 ай бұрын
Same thing as the “if you look at the dog from the side it looks like….my lawyer said I can’t finish that joke.” 😂😂😂
@benjaminehendiwo81477 ай бұрын
What i love the most about this video is how you took time to explain how the concept of the movie ties to real life with the whole parasite explanation. Loved it!
@MultiChicken1237 ай бұрын
Hey, strange question and you’ll likely not respond but is the reason you focus on plagues and parasites because you’re specialized in that field? Like if I made a request that you do a series of deep dives into the lore and biology of monsters from the monster hunter series would it be something you’d consider doing? It’s not about plagues or parasites though (although there’s instances of illnesses that show up from time to time in the games for monsters), monsters are entirely products of their environment and develop traits specific to their functions. What I’m asking is, would you be interested in making videos that explore a monster and discuss its traits and habits (and what environmental influences could have been at play in how they evolved into what they are). There’s ALOT of monsters (equals alot of videos lol) and all have incredibly unique and diverse designs and traits.
@Michael_OBrian7 ай бұрын
Any ETA for a video on the Quarians from Mass Effect?
@steel7497 ай бұрын
Any chance we'd get a scientific analysis on the Energy mutants from sunset overdrive? Long shot I know haha
@kayleptwomoons10077 ай бұрын
The indeliable root of Roanoke's channel
@griffynshu7 ай бұрын
Vet here, not really odd to not be able to identify worms on sight, you got to do a Baermann's test for that. The more common way we ID fecal parasites is to look at the ova (eggs), the ova are fairly unique to each species.
@deansheets7 ай бұрын
Now I'm afraid my IBD I picked up in the military is actually a parasite. Damn it. New fear unlocked.
@Ladedadeda27 ай бұрын
If I had a hunch, I'd say you're going through the process of a divorce? Hope you're okay man. Your videos are great fun to listen to 😅
@jaycol217 ай бұрын
He’s been dropping hints in the last couple of videos.
@felixcorona137 ай бұрын
"Cows will wreck you if they dont know you" 😂
@SugarSloth7 ай бұрын
Thank you for making every one of your videos both educational, AND entertaiing.
@Naedlus7 ай бұрын
All of that conversation about stacked cows, and not one mention of the Belgian Blue. They have a similar genetic trait to Ronnie Coleman, where they have roughly double the muscle density of the average bovine.
@Genshion3 ай бұрын
Always nice to see one of these videos and hear Papa Roanoke say this one could be more possible than you'd think...
@reksew9877 ай бұрын
This is one of those movies from my childhood where I’d sit down and watch it on ScyFy one Saturday night with my dad. Only ever saw it once, during the time ScyFy had a new movie every Saturday night, but it’s one of those weird core memories we all have as kids where, for some reason, you vaguely remember something, but not enough to explain it well enough to find it again. It wasn’t even special to me, just one of those things you just remember for some reason. I never thought I’d learn the name of this random movie whose scenes occasionally invade my thoughts. It’s a little surreal to be honest. Good video as always, and thank you for helping cross out one of those things that kept me frustrated as I tried to remember the name.
@TrevyWeaponsGuy7 ай бұрын
Always love hearing the TF2 soundtrack being used, keep up the good work Papa R
@MegaSubjectDelta7 ай бұрын
"Just identify it you nerd!" had me in stitches.
@bartomolev6682Ай бұрын
when i was a kid i had a massive fear of a parasite eating my brain. like every time my head hurt a bit i thought some parasite was eating my brain.
@richardk.7 ай бұрын
Bro Roanoke be popping off today: „he gone Baldwin someone“ 😂😂😂😂
@dionmardianto7 ай бұрын
I wasn't ready for that Omni-man's but(t) 😂😂
@user-zl6vz3ej7x7 ай бұрын
Fun Fact! We have cows that have extra muscles, they have the Double-Muscle gene, and the breed is called Belgium Blues. Problem is: they can't give birth naturally, and the meat tastes bad and is expensive because you have to factor the cost of a c-section birth into the final meat-cost.
@jackalope23027 ай бұрын
Astrology person here. Regarding 24:08, a planetary retrograde is when a planet seems to be moving backwards in the sky from our perspective here on Earth. What the planet rules be thrown out of balance. The planet Mercury rules communication, travel, automobiles, shipping, and mail. Mercury also tends to go retrograde three or four times a year.
@Wash-tq7ed7 ай бұрын
God the Omni man in the first 40 seconds was the funniest thing I’ve seen all day, was not prepared for it at all
@zebjensen42516 ай бұрын
The person who runs the hospital morge can be called a pathologist, mortician, or a medical examiner/ physician. Depending on who you ask.
@teafox87 ай бұрын
I straight up had a double take when you said Temu version of Dean Winchester. I can't believe I'm getting exposed as a Supernatural fan this way especially at the comment of him throwing away confidential files. He won't throw it away, he'd be stealing it