***** Love your name! Is your Dude Love your husband or something? :)

All just waiting for the day when they can finally return home.

Well, people like that justify people suffering. Friends justify their friend treatment of me that almost cost my life and caused lots of pain because i was unstable

The Lord God has indeed chosen the vast majority of mankind to burn forever, but know that it is Perfect Divine Justice. He has chosen his Elect, the remnant of a remnant of a remnant, to join him in Glory forever acording to Perfect Divine Mercy. Do not question reality.

@@MelancoliaI Actually, I will question what you call reality--with the Bible! Firstly, God is not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. We are also told to be perfect, just as our Heavenly Father is perfect--so if He is not willing that any should perish, we should not be, either! We are also told to love our enemies, and that love does no harm to its neighbor. Do you want the people you love to go to hell? You're supposed to love your enemies, too! Furthermore, we are even told that if we have not love, we are nothing--only a resounding gong and a clanging cymbal. In other words, you can say all the right things, but you're still nothing, without love! You remind me of the parable of the unmerciful servant. How do you treat people, in your daily life? Your political enemies, people who cut you off in traffic, your little nieces and nephews? How do you talk about people, when they're not around? I'm guessing if they heard you, they wouldn't feel loved. I said that the pastors relish the thought of people burning in hell, and you defended them. What were you feeling guilty about? How are you not loving people as you should? And do you actually love your enemies, or just say that you do? I once worked with an older guy, who said to me, "The worst thing I ever heard my father say about someone was, 'I don't particularly care for that person.'" And that changed my life. I decided right then and there that maybe I didn't want to go that far, but that's the direction I wanted to go in. I also thought of my so-called Christian relatives, who couldn't stop talking about their political enemies, and not how much they loved them! I have been a little harsh with you, I admit, but that's because I hope you're capable of so much better than I've seen out of you. "They'll know we're Christian by our love," after all. I love you, and I pray for you, and God bless. :)

It happened to me when my best friend killed himself. We were only fourteen, and my stepmother said he was in hell. It left me devastated and depressed for a decade.

@@tvmasterc I'm so sorry for your loss. That was so awful of your stepmother to say that, especially with how it affected you psychologically. No one deserves that.

lol

Thay watch it after they pray for more nightclub shootings

I'm sure Sarah Palin makes her family watch this on Christmas.

You know for kids :D

That and " boys beware"

Did he work for the BBC as well?

TriggerfingerTeddy I dunno about the serial killer part, but Hyles was accused (by other Christians!) of carrying on a affair with another woman for almost 20 years.

As well as endorsing physically abusing infants, covering for pedophile staffers and fathering a son who would have two children (one being the son of his live-in girlfriend at the time) die under mysterious circumstances: www.chicagomag.com/Chicago-Magazine/January-2013/Let-Us-Prey-Big-Trouble-at-First-Baptist-Church/ But, you know, "Christians!"

A lot of holy roller types have explicitly stated that they would freely kill and rape if they didn't believe they'd go to hell for it.

I love the random figure. Yes everyone you have a 50/50 shot of getting into Heaven.

I guess they flip a coin to decide. :)

***** Like Calvin and Hobbs? Is that thing were Calvin is peeing on Hobbs? :)

***** I know, I was joking. Well, I didn't one hundred percent, only 50/50. Well, I knew it didn't have anything to do with Calvin and Hobbs.:)

If anything, my odds just got better.

You hear that a lot and it is quit scary. It's a very telling statement.

I just want to say that you can believe in hell and still not be those types of Christians. For the record, it's not unorthodox to believe that God doesn't send anyone to Hell.

Of course. People like the idea of karma and the guilty being punished. So it works for that. But too often you get idiots like Estus that make hell the single solitary reason they're not snorting coke off a hooker's stomach and strapping people to the hoods of their stolen cars for a joy ride.

But in christian mythos, the god character is the most powerful being, yes? If the god character is the creator of all, how isn't it responsible for christian hell existing?

Yea but to believe someone is tortured for eternity is pretty evil.

God then added: Now you must watch Jerry Springer: The Opera while Satan recites The Ballad Of Jeremy Kyle to you for all eternity.

"You know NOTHING of hell." --that Jamaican pirate from Pirates of the Caribbean

family guy reference to Poseidon talking to Peter Griffin?

Then god says, "I'm much worse."

The original comment may have been referencing Family Guy, but the Poseidon scene in FG was a reference to the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall.

The longest game of Chinese Whispers.

Funny enough, The Binding of Isaac actually remembered Sheol.

@1Dudelove So Azrael from that deleted speech in the film, Dogma was correct after all; we really were responsible for turning Hell into a Suffering Pit!

@1Dudelove Hmmm interesting.

I don't think the Bible says that Satan looks like Uncle Fester.

Wait but we're trying to do what Jesus wo...... NO EXCUSES SINNER!!!!!!

You is.*

*BOYO!

"BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IN HELL, SIR."

@@autobotstarscream765 Estus : "You're still going to hell, sonny Jim!" (Procedes to talk about hell in more and more graphic detail)

We're worried the evil will be able to escape the image if we start sharing it around too much.

Will you cum....Will you cum....will you cum?

To be fair, the person calling 911 would be out of the shot and one task of clergy is to comfort the dying in scenarios like that one where the situation is deemed fatal.

''What happened here tonight it's a cause for celebration!''

Jesus: "'You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind.' This is the greatest and first commandment. And a second is like it: 'You shall love your neighbour as yourself.' On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets." That Guy: "Ehh, I don't really believe in God and I'm too sociopathic to care about anyone else, but I guess I'll pretend to in case I personally end up in a fiery pit." Truly the best kind of person.

I'm a year late but you'd call that "After-Life Insurance." Still can't believe I missed this Vid till now! Hilarious!

VideoGamePlayer oh jack hiles has a guaranteed spot in hell for sure for what he did

Hell IS the central teaching of Jesus, it is not found in the Old Testament. People think Jesus was this cool loving hippy guy but no, he gave us the doctrine of eternal conscious torment as the punishment for finite Earthly sinning, as well as the utterly wicked doctrine of "thought crime", the idea that thinking about sinning is as bad as actually sinning.

@@RoyUnit DARVO is a classic manipulator's tactic. "God loves you, so do not force him to burn you forever in the Lake of Fire!" is exactly comparable to "I only hit you because I love you."

great movie, side notes: everyone in the film is already in hell, reliving their sins, and the protagonist and antagonist are both the same person. there's a great documentary on it called 'building the inferno' free on youtube.

Coming back to Broadway for a limited time with Jesus Christ Superstar.

SirChubbyBunny: Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Satan Face, now on DVD and Blu-ray! And why did Technicolor Satan remind me of Frank Zappa?

It is really difficult for me to tell if he is being a dick or an idiot with that line. I shouldn't have that problem in a Christian movie

Christianity in a nutshell is that feeling pretty much constantly with a side order of stepford smiling/false wholesomeness.

why have the homeless no home? GO TO WORK LAZARUS!

"GO HOME, BEGGAR BOY."

what's more hilarious is that that's how a corporate republican would react to the poor. The 'Christian' party.

especially considering (by the logic of this film) kind-hearted christians also go to hell if they believe everyone is a child of god or that scaring people with stories of hell isn't the way to go.

Apparently the Lord is Thanos.

Well, that's Estus's form of Christianity. From what I understand there are a few hippie-dippie variants

Poor Gotye.

He is.

What happened to the Star Wars that i used to know?

Shut up and take my overly used meme.

Rated PG-13

The Sequel to the Cinema Snob movie,Jesus Bro!

I so want a Santa Christ movie!

@@royalblue5367 The PG-13 rating didn't exist in '74, so it's more like "rated PG".

It's over a year too late, but this still cracks me up :'D "You should only cum for Jesus. Your compensation is hell."

I thought of "percolator".

Estus Pirkle = Devil confirmed.

Illuminati confirmed.

the god of any religion is just a placeholder for the individual, these gods existence is judging and hating others. In this case, estus pirkles' enemies and scapegoats.

***** Well, first most funerals are conducted where concrete walls aren't easily accessible. Secondly, I've been raised well enough to have become a partial pacifist.

I like your approach to death here. celebrate the person in mourning. Throw a party in their name! I think some tribes on certain remote islands do this with their dead, the world could stand to learn from such a positive upbeat tradition. cheers!

Gaming Chinchilla Not just tribes, but also many contemporary and secular types do this. Crack open a beer, laugh in the good times.

The opening credits guy was sent to Hell for poor spelling

Pontius is my co-pilot?

Pontius Take the Wheel?

He killed Jesus by shooting down his plane.

I noticed that too. For people who claim to be so devout, they don't know how to spell the name of one of the more significant figures in the Gospel?

+asnaes what's your modern (post Vatican 2) case

+asnaes honestly they are p chill comparatively

Much love.

Yeah, we are pretty chill. Pretty sure the last time a Catholic made a Christian movie of note, it got praise. Granted, it was one of the most violent movies ever made, but still, at least it wasn't God's Not Dead or The Burning Hell or Bibleman.

Surprisingly chill. Except for all the rape.

Hell is a really horrible place for. unrepentant sinners

​@@lincolnfenton9862Hell doesn't exist.

Guess you're an atheist

Was he a nice guy?

Considering what Estes's other friends like Dr Jack Hyles was up to, I was expecting you to list a rap sheet. Funny how God never alters other Preachers about guys like Hyles, isn't it?

***** Wasn't that during the McCarthy area where they lead witch hunts for commies? I don't have the history on Bradbury so if there was a joke there it went over my head.

It's decent satire but not The Name of The Rose or On a Winters Night a Traveller material.

Magcargo: "Yeah, water tends to not be there when it's that hot."

are you a religious converter?

Cool '2 Stupid Dogs' reference, man. Just needed the foghorn at the end:)

I wonder which Brad has a lower opinion of, Pirkle or pickles?

I bet the same could be said for the user under you.

Enjoy a perky Pirkle pickle!

I tried saying that 3 times fast...and failed miserably, lol.

Funny, it makes me think of chlamydia.

Oh my god, you're wearing *that* in Hell? You can't do that. That's social suicide. Damn, you're so lucky you have us to guide you.

haha I forgot about this comment.

Hot damn! :D

I want that too.

He could do La Feldmarescialla too, maybe as a theme month?

***** Cheeky Irish Lass!

+asnaes so? Is it sort of an unwritten rule among critics to not review a certain movie, if a different critic did it first?

azureATC Maybe she was having a bad day? I know little about her, so I couldn't comment on whether or not that was typical behavior for her.

It's ok, he then sent some shitty movies to Mike and the bots, so he got to vent.

+xerxes333 he probably then went and helped the Addam's Family with their lightbulb problem.

I'm not sure where or how, but I remember someone pointing out people always would go on talking about Hell but rarely if ever you hear of what happens in Heaven.

I don't know what your sex life has to do with anything, but I think it's great that you can be into both spirituality and BSDM without conflict.

@@FrenchPaul1988 Well probably because while Dante's inferno is really interesting, Paradiso is basically a tour of what they thought the solar system looked like at the time and it's pretty inaccurate considering going to venus wouldn't be a reward and that there isn't an unmoving band of stars out there. The result is not a lot that can be used since we no longer see the Heavens as being the Planets.

@@Rainbowthewindsage Venus IS a Hell, it's the Lake of Sulphuric Acid! 🤪

@@autobotstarscream765 We know that now, but Paradiso depicts Venus as a reward, not a punishment because they didn't actually know what the planets were like. Which was my point.

Yep, with Jerry Falwell and Fred Phelps

And they have room for The Westboro Baptist Church :)

***** Eh, agree to disagree I guess.

+asnaes Nietzsche called, asks you to go fucking read a damn book you imbecile. His words, not mine.

+asnaes you kinda have a point... jk

and with clothing not made till a couple centuries later

And fake Moses beards.

ginnrollins211 and suspiciously white skin

"If English is good enough for Jesus then it's good enough for me."

WJZAV yeah it is how they react

So, this movie teaches us that Republicans go to hell?

A man chooses a slave obeys.

Well, if you think that’s bad, Democrats, on the other hand, rely on government gloat and high taxes rather than physically help the poor. Regardless, I don’t think many politicians (whatever side their on) understand how to resolve poverty.

Funny how you described your “stepdad”. And your old church believes divorce (at least I can assume) and remarriage are adultery…

@@konnorfoxworth9632 The First Baptist Church of Hammond was...an 'interesting' place.

everyone always seems to go right to atheism without stopping to check out other systems first, like Buddhism or Baha’i 😥

@@samhouston1979 Arrogant of you to make such assumptions.

Glad you got out of there, friend.

uhhh. don't you mean Mario and Luigi? i don't know who these "Brad and Doug" are.

That's not Santa Christ. That's a demon posturing as Santa Christ! I'd bet that SC later punished that bastard by eradicating him from existence or having him reincarnate to try to do better in life (sending him back to Hell would be incorrect as that's the demon's home and he can break out of there to wreck havoc again. Plus, reincarnating can have him do things for the good of humanity and have him enjoy a good life. Santa Christ is a good and jolly guy after all).

But Santa Christ loves pancakes

Santa Christ was a rambunctious individual back in the day, he has mellowed out since then.

Santa Christ was a rambunctious individual back in the day, he has mellowed out since then.

Yeah for every scripture states that every demon is terrified of the one they call the Doom Slayer and does everything in their power to end that monster yet all attempts failed.

Coffee break.

I guess the planet of Observers was Hell all along.

He looks like Uncle Fester.

What about Vishu?

@@georgeray1906 Him too

The weird bit about these exploitation movies is that some actually paint Pilate in too positive a light even though early Christians were so afraid of the Romans some speculate that the book of Revelation wasn't scripture at all but coded messages to small churches.

*BRRN DADADAAADAH BRRN DADADAAADAH BRRN DADADAAADAH BRRN DADADADADADA "Everybody's got their problems! Everybody says the same things you do!"

@Kevin O` Brien The Lyric is actually "Everybody`s got their problems,everybody says the same things to you!"

I know this is a year old, but, just wanted to say, I couldn't agree with you more. I personally don't believe in heaven or hell, there's just sweet oblivion when people die, but if i had to believe in an afterlife, the sort of hell you describe as just being filled with regret of things you didn't do in life would be enough, no fire and brimstone and maggots needed.

That’s actually a really interesting idea.

I do like what you are saying here with Charles Dickens because it is not that far off... according to Catholic theology, damnation is less God vindictively sending you into eternal punishment, but rather you being so fixed in your evil decisions that you reject him even in the afterlife. The idea is that God is always willing to forgive, but He respects free will to the point that he allows us to choose selfish desires over him, even if it means being incomplete for all eternity. It’s also the way that Catholicism deals with the problem of pain, God doesn’t approve of suffering and evil (which is a common criticism), but he allows it to preserve free will. If we didn’t have the ability to choose to do good or evil, we’d just be automatons and couldn’t really love. As a Christian, I hate these kind of movies... they actively drive people away and give the rest of us a bad reputation...

Paul warned us this would happen...he depicts the Devil as a Christian preacher fleecing the flock and pulling the wool over their eyes. His writings on the subject are responsible for such popular idioms as "wolves in sheep's clothing". The whole Bible has a theme of reasonable distrust for organized religion.

Funny enough, your interpretation of Hell is actually correct. Hell is actually a state of shame rather than a fiery torture pit. The Bible does use flame language but it also describes Hell as being darkness. Obviously these can't be true at the same time. The fact that contradicting imagery is used to describe Hell should be the biggest indicator that Jesus was speaking in his culture's dramatic orientation style. Another thing, the bit where Jesus mentions people weeping and gnashing their teeth in Hell, that's also a cultural reference. Weeping and gnashing your teeth was what people in Jesus's day did when they were ashamed of themselves. There's another indication that the flame language is hyperbolic. If you've ever stuck your hand in fire, the last you're gonna do is weep and gnash your teeth

That basically describes some of the clubs I've been to.

hell is actually heaven for masochists...

Well if BDSM and S&M are becoming more of a sexual trait then that is true

Totally agree, Herschal. It's really sad how sadistic BS like this Estus' imagination of hell has become the standard doctrine for the Christian faith (it's really a black eye for people who believe in Christ like me yet reject this abominable belief in an eternal torture chamber, and unjustly maligns God before atheists and seekers). I wish more people could see that this kind of crap isn't right.

+SarahsKnight0 this guys beliefs aren't standard at all, what're you talking about?

There is a movie based on a Chick track and it is live action, So have fun with that.

"He is SANTA and JESUS, GODDAMN he's Santa Chriiiiist!"

The lyrics mention that he played bass for Aerosmith once and he also likes pancakes.

Don't forget the fact he also likes pancakes!

And he also attoned for all our sins.

We all love Santa Christ he is Santa and Jesus good lord he's so nice.

I wonder if they use the bones of the damned for the xylophone?