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I will still.... I don't care how many of you refuse to condone it.

Espera que-

Oh wished I paid more attention when he said he didn't condone it I feel bad but full now

So you don't want any baby back ribs then?

LMFAO

I hate you. Enjoy the like

"Rockefeller shaped"

​@extremelysmallscrewdriver I was picturing it like when cartoon characters accidentally swallow something and theres a perfect outline of it stuck in their neck

@@CoRLex-jh5vxoh really?

The languages in new ginuea are very diverse so i bet they got it all wrong.

Or they were just trying to scare the travellers who came to the island. Kind of like how serial killers brag about random murders they never committed. In reality Michael probably just drowned somewhere on the way and these tribals heard from white people about him and just thought 'lets brag about killing him to scare these white people'

😂

😂😂😂😂

Best comment I've ever read LMAO

I can't. Michael concealing himself in a tribe and requesting they sell the idea that he was cannibalized is just pure selfishness. The positive-spin on the story could bring so much investment into a neglected country that it makes zero sense at all that no one would try and capitalize from the tale.

@@TheRestedOneit’s so outrageously far fetched that if you even consider it to possibly be anything other than a mindless joke you’re brain dead

That's exactly what a cannibal would say

eat the rich

@@nillehessy The rich made the phone you are on. They provide good and services. Eat the poor. They consume more than they create

😂

@@RemingtonSteel really they made that phone? they provide the goods and services? yr outta yr mind there ye little trekpik

Classic dad jokes

WenDADgoon 🤣🤣

I am glad you are the top comment!

Nah that was funny af

Hmm, getting eaten by cannibals or becoming a cannibal... that's a hard nut to crack.

I'm thinking that's really what happened, and the Islanders just ate his washed up remains

Thinking the same thing 😂

sharks don't usually attack people though

@@burstyourbubble3500 the crocs would tho

​@@burstyourbubble3500Uh, yeah, they certainly do attack people. Bonehead.

What's it like in port Moresby and the other cities? It sounds like a fascinating place to live

800 different languages??? i would fucking LOVE to learn about all of these different languages and cultures and such, this kind of stuff draws me in so quickly and easily. 800 different languages is astonishing to me, it just sounds so vast and interesting

I mean eating one or two people a year I think is perfectly normal. Inferior or superior I think misses the point, which is there’s plenty they can learn from their perspective and plenty they can learn from our perspective. Probably more cuz we have books, but there’s a lot of information that isn’t in books

your ancestors were eating the rich before it was cool!

What do humans taste like?

Cannibals: Anyways

gets studied by cannibals

@@Mustachioed_Mollusk CLARKSON

@backwoods dwelleryes

Ridiculously wealthy American: I'm sure we'll be fine

Literally video game vibes lmao

Imagine actually reaching shore after swimming 12 miles through a fuckin storm, just to see a couple guys with spears pull up.

@@canadianrage5224 Bad Rockefeller ending :_:

“Ripe for the pickings”

Y’all different different

w refrence

To be fair even if he did join them that doesn't mean he wasn't eaten later.

Owlly Mannstein 👁👄👁

Your pic so dank

Yall ever heard of that Scottish man who lived with a tribe sorta like this one?. There's a guy called lindybeige who has a video titled the white headhunter.

I know I shouldn't have lmao 🤣🤣🤣 but this ish right here had me 😭😭😂😂

*suspicious Philip J. Fry meme*

Which ever it was the result is the same ..he’s dead

We're not savages.

@@alastor8091 no we aren’t but we love making money from any source

@@donbrashsux i was talking about the guys eating people that Windypuss was afraid to call savages.

Grow up.

"Guys, just tell them that you ate me or something!"

This not a movie this real life😂

“They came on the island and said cut it out.” ….thank you as well!

Best part of the video

Yes! Cannibalism is equal to Artificial Intelligence. How? If A.I. doesn’t mass murder us humans, us humans ought to mass murder & eat other humans. I would love to capture a Rockefeller or a Soros child & eat them for lunch. Kidnap their offspring, have sex with them & take their body parts one quartering at a time. A dash of the finest cognac w/white trash wealth posh hands for the beckoning. Eating wealthy humans would be such a delicacy. They eat the finest of foods & consume the finest of spirits. Equivalent to eating veal before it’s maturity rate into adulthood. Splendid spleens of wealthy famous humans.

True. Another Truth: Indigenous tribes are no more virtuous than the reverse racist narrative peddled by CRT, BLM, and virtue signalling progressives. The concept of the savage indian certainly applues as well. Now THAT is an Inconvenient Truth that should cause you virtur signalling, SJW to run and seek a safe space from reality.

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Or don't go into the jungle without a gun

your not gunna believe this but he is alive and living with them

@@davidnguyen2476i heard this as well.

Rockefeller was a third rate missionary, but a first rate second course!

2:44 33

And its not okay when Dahmer does it lol

@@skinlesswalnut6259dahmer wasn’t on a alienated island and apart of a tribe

@@cravcorpIt’s disgusting and wrong either way.

LMAO

And the blood ritual gives new meaning to "trickle-down"

I'm sure rich people don't taste good

indeed

@@dangerousd1312 It can't be good, it's not tenderized by the hardships of capitalism

🤣😅💀🤣😅

Thanks for telling me how you found that specific quote funny. & thanks to the reply showing what facial expressions they made to your reply. Thanks for me to explain to you guys how thankful I am of your reactions. & thanks for the random tribal people who ate Michael to give me a nice video to watch after cleaning the kitchen. Also thanks to the patrons that this guys is thanking. & thanks to him for making this video as well. Thanks.

Omfg 😂

I came here to say the same thing! I'm like dude crazy and funny as hell. That comment of his floored me..🤭🤭😜😂😂

Same😂

This is because the algorithm is surprising KZfaq creators in order to promote mainstream media channels 🤦🏻‍♀️

That’s pretty bad. I’ll have to contend that with the soldier who was killed one minute before the end of WW1

@@peenplays4219 dang….

Hahahaha

AND THEY SAID "LUCK" DOESN'T EXIST! ONLY HARD WORK? LOL.

​@@notamoonraker that is a myth or lie used so worker work hard lol.

Most of the times whenever disaster strikes to stay put is the better option. If you get lost, capsize or are injured.

That is more or less the process thought of the crew of the ship that inspired Moby Dick "Alright lads there are islands very close to our position but I'm afraid they are packed full of cannibals (they weren't). anyways, were shooting for South America, that's it"

The straight where they capsized is an area known to be full of hungry sharks and crocodiles. To me, staying half in the water and half on the capsized boat would seem more dangerous than attempting the swim; atleast he had a chance to reason with the cannibals.

North Sentinel Island fits that description too. I don’t think the Sentinelese tribe are cannibals, but they won’t hesitate to end outsiders quite quickly, (which is pretty wise, in current year).

@@Jake.The.Snake. yea but considering if they stayed still on the boat they are less likely to attract the sharks and crocs, cause both are interested in splashing and will check it out to see if its an animal. so staying put and trying to move as little as possible wouldve been the safest

thanks for the tip dad 🙏

@@thecov3ncopia pfp spotted

Espically if your surrounded by gay dudes and they offer you alcohol and smile like that😂

😭😂

I see who you did there.

😂

Lol

I see what you did there. Laffin', such savage tactics indeed!

Trolled. Gigglin about how ignorant the advanced society had become.

How can they tell a tribal person is acting sus. Wouldn't their actions be Different and strange to a non-tribal person ?!?!

@@Starry_Skye22 trolling is universal

Bruh your likes is cursed

I could see it. or maybe the theory is true that Rockefeller faked his death, gave up his life of privilege and decided to live among the Tribe and they were just covering for him. Pretty far fetched but who knows, lol.

😂

Ha, that was pretty good! What do you think? Did they use a Bearnaise, a plain Bechamel or just salt and pepper? What would've you used for seasoning?

​@@Bootmahoy88 A1 or HP

Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One clown turns to the other and says "I think we did this joke backwards".

Would hilarious if he was. Bet he was laughing his ass off in his head if it were him.

Haha be nice yeah

I love the idea of that lol. He loved it there so it’s nice to think maybe he just had them hide him until the searches calmed down and lived out his life there with them

there was no mention of the old mane being white, so I doubt it

@@dallasdean598 hence why I mentioned him being tanned, they could have assumed he was a native elder with paler skin than the others due to lack of sunlight when he was actually an older white guy who was very tanned.

"Now, would you be interested in drinking some water out of a skull that definitely did not belong to the man you're looking for"

🤣😂 omg I just burst out laughing

God damn it this made me laugh so hard damn you.

Lol....I mean...can you believe this shit ???

I tasted him but never saw him bud.

CHAD!

Right XD

Im fukin ded

@@nickgarcia3319 like he is

Ivan give me your phone. You’re grounded

I laughed too hard at this😂

Capitalism is beautiful sometimes 😂

This happened to my buddy Eric

Just a typical Friday night for me, tell ya what.

Just another statistic

Same

I'm still going to

@@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver same

@@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver yo let me join

Tittle?

I definitely will

John McAfee got into some pretty crazy shit over the years. Also in 1964 the Prime minister of Australia disappeared while swimming at the beach and was never seen again.

@@worldofdoom995 yeah. Pretty sure he drowned tho. Or got knifed by a diver xD probably not the latter

​@@kritizismmusics9737 There was also a 'theory' that a Chinese submarine surfaced near the shore and he boarded it and fled.

@@worldofdoom995 there’s a famous saying. “When you hear hooves, think horses, not zebra.” The simplest explanation is almost always the correct one. (Sorry meant this toward Lukasz)

The part that doesn't make sense to me is why they would use his bones for spear heads if they viewed him as an enemy. I remember learning that they would mainly use cassowary bones, and when they did make bone spears and daggers they would use the bones of their father or a warrior from their tribe. The whole point of using human bones was to gain the power of the person who died.

@@grantlong6586 I’d assume since they viewed outsiders as “spirits” they would use his bones to gain the power of the spirits

im p sure it was a different tribe he came across, they all had the same customs but they werent rlly acquainted with the guy

I think "pretty sure" is a large stretch. These people were weary of white people and had issues communicating with them. I think it'd be strange for them to take one in under any circumstance at the time. Not to mention one blurry picture is the only evidence that points to him joining the tribe. The photo to me looks like an albino tribesman. I'm not going to say it's completely impossible, but the facts support him either dying in the storm, or being eaten by the cannibals. Also if he truly did survive don't you think he'd make some effort to reach out to say he's alright, or at the very least try to get help to the boat he left in the water? He would've had plenty of opportunities to talk to the white people on the island throughout the remainder of his life. In order to believe that he joined the tribe, you'd also have to believe: he survived the storm, was found by tribesmen, the tribesmen took him to their village, he was able to communicate with them atleast semi-fluently without an interpreter, gave no attempt to help the boat he left, was able to gain the tribe's trust, wanted to spend his life with them, avoided white men for the rest of his life, had no interest in letting his family/the world know he was alive, and also convinced anyone who knew about him in the tribe not to tell anyone. With how enamored the tribes are with legends/passing down history; I think it's unlikely that a white man making his way through the ranks wouldn't be passed down in legend, or atleast become a rumor. Especially if if he died a warrior's death like you assumed. Idk man I'm a huge believer in Occom's razor and believing that with practically no evidence requires an insane amount of assumptions. Most of which aren't very likely to have happened at the time.

@@readein he would'nt make that effort you assumed about raching out, if he didn't wanted to come back, you think a family like that would let a son live the life he wants, in a tribe?

😂 exactly

These are the Dave's I know kzfaq.info/get/bejne/btSmraii2MCtd6M.html

Omg 😆😂

@@doctordavinci9731 😆 😆! Good one

@@benjamingreen5601 Hey Mr. Green ... Any relation to Red? Keep your stick on the ice :D

bruh

I'm dying...literally he's got me in a cauldron right now...

Lol

Even in terrible and distressful video such as this, you can still find great comedians in comment section

White human spirit...BRING IT

"Some even believe we (the Rockefeller family) are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as 'internationalists' and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure - one world, if you will. If that's the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it." ~ David Rockefeller (Memoirs)

I mean this could just be talking about world peace

I mean, John F. Kenedy's Sister was lobotonized, soo...

@@luckystar3641 I've never heard of this why?

@@aswiftshift5229 Because the family didn't like talking about it, so it just kinda faded into the background.

what

@@lucaswallo8127 weird way of saying you can't read

I wish I had that job! Are their virtual tours of that museum?

@@oofbonk9741 has nothing to do with ability, ''oofbonk''

@@lucaswallo8127 what is there not to understand about the comment? Saying "what" implies you don't understand, making people think you lack the ability to read, "Whallop."

Right.lol

It's called dedication

🤔

they didn't necessarily have to be on, he could have stored them in a sealable pocket during the swim

@@TheGameBroswithSirhcandAr0n the ol' prison wallet

king shit

There was a released photo of a white man in the tribe rowing a boat with the tribe. People say it was an albino tribe member but if you look at the picture the guy has glasses and hair that kind of looked like michaels

@@caseystradley4660that’s mentioned at the end of the video fam-

@@hieras obviously I wasn’t that far in the video 🤦‍♂️

@@caseystradley4660 yeah, I could tell

Now I gotta watch til this point at least

Lmaooo

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I didn't even see him until he said something. I was thinking he was not white but a bit darker so I assumed it was some other native. (I sound racist now)

@@loslingos1232 know you don't Sound raciste, but that photo Showe's a White guy, and concidere That , at least in Summer One Gett's pretty tanned going around All day , practicaly clotheles.

Yes.

Yes I hate how everyone in the story, even Wendigoon himself, assume that the fact they don't write anything down means that they can not remember things accurately. Your ability to remember things accurately actually decreases when you learn to read. I have a friend who didn't know how to read for a large portion of his life and he has the whole Quran memorized, even though he doesn't speak Arabic much and isn't educated. I was also reading an interesting book recently about how Indian singers memorize long epics (like hundreds of thousands of lines) when they don't know how to read. I sure couldn't do something like that lol.

Lynn R no but when things are told verbally they get changed slightly with each telling and they get dramatized. When things are written down from the original yelling they stay that way. It is a very well known and well observed occurrence. Sure, this event will remain in the local populations memory for a long time through story telling, but many details will be changed over time and the original story will not be the same as the a possible version in the future. Things like rituals and hymns and holy books as you described are different in this case. Those can be remembered straight from memory word for word because they are always told to the younger generations the same exact way since they are religiously important and are carefully kept concise, unlike everyday stories.

@@yosephbuitrago897 as much as it gets dramatized the fact that Michael Rockefeller died by their tribe's hands is a constant, how he died and when might be lost, but it's good to trust their oral tradition, take Iliad and Odyssey by Homer, both were orally told before being written

@@yosephbuitrago897 a counterpoint is that there’s not much to change about this particular narrative. In verbal tradition of Native Americans many stories are shared and e.g. origin stories could be near identical between two neighboring tribes, but each tribe would have centered themselves in the story even if the same story otherwise appears widely. Not too sure on the details but I believe the competing Incan ruling families also agreed on the exact same ancestry story except they each believed themselves to be the true descendants. Whereas in this story, you have a pretty insulated island, beliefs of white spirits, and the jist of it is that a white man appeared and was killed. I don’t see much potential to transform the story, especially with the group nature of indigenous islander that viewed white people as such a strong contrast. So I agree that oral stories tend to change but in this instance I don’t really see how.

@@iago110 I don't know how you could trust the Iliad and the Odyssey honestly, there's outright magic and mythical creatures. It might be inspired by real life events, but it's definitely not a trustworthy source of history.

the thumbnail is nightmare fuel as well

Truly one of the plot twists of all time

🔮

Exactly. Happens all the time.

Didn't a Swedish man somehow seduce his way into becoming the consort to a monarchy there too?

Russians make friends with bears too, theres loads of videos on it. There is a finnish guy who lives there but I heard he chased the natives away and hasn't tried contacting anyone since he arrived.

supposedly this also happened to some of the crew of hms terror and erebus

DUDE 😭

Come on ;-;

hilarious

@Leon S. Kennedy "vegetarian cannibal" either that is a vegetable who eats another vegetable or that just makes absolutely so sense

Both not funny and hilarious

The Big Michael sitcom

That is insanely specific….

He def got eaten tho

@@NEKSTA down the hatch

I don’t think that’s the only google result you’d get for big mike 😂

Truth 😜

I am very uneducated, i thought wendigo was just this music producer that wendigoon liked, american school system failed to tell me what wendigo was

@@yurmum2438 don’t worry man, i only learned about what wendigos were from my great interest in comics and fantasy tales so most schools wouldn’t touch on this

@@yurmum2438 I think it’d be a little weird if schools taught us about wendigos tho

That profile pic looks familiar, did you by any chance have it from the city pop compilation called homework cafe by Van Paugam? The the SoundCloud cover for it looks identical. If not where is is from? I have always been wondering where it actually originated from.

i feel like you just hear about the stories where the people who leave died. In the donner party, the ones who left were the ones who lived

@@hwitt2237 but you said "the ones" which means more than one person. That was my point, being in a group regardless of staying or leaving.

@@hwitt2237 yea but they also ate each other to keep alive

You watch mrballen huh

@@brickhomiequan him and a few other disaster story channels. But he is my favorite. 😉

to be fair if anyone in any time were to say “the white man will be the end of us” they would probably be right eventually

Sounds familiar?

Yeah, he literally says that in the video.

Glad they were wiped out too.

@@therealistintheboot8822 how's the weather in Dresden, Quisling? Cloudy with a chance of incendiary bombs.

Omg hai OT! Love you and your content, thanks for keeping it pride month all year long 💖

ot ily

kings supporting kings 😌🤌

It's great to see your interested in this type of stuff! Also I love your content

Topicy-wopicy

Can't believe I'm only the 2nd person to like this. Sounds like a bomb metal band!

imagine... giant cannibals

@@dangerousd1312 attack on titan

@@locally_sourced_beans bruh 😳

@@locally_sourced_beans yooo

Also yadiyadiyata

"Don't worry he wasn't tastey" "Now go home" "We are getting really hungry"

Hey bro, Its me, Padgett!

once a savage always a savage

Really? That sounds wild...

And people say "no culture is inferior".

@@beastminer147 I mean doesn’t it depend on who they eat? How many people are killed throughout all cultures and not even eaten?

I mean the US had a huge issue of soldiers leaving the military to join native tribes so it’s not unheard of, I definitely hope it’s that one but if he was eaten that’s ok too

There is literal video footage of him alive and well with them

@@pebbles987 i think i know which video you're referring to. Its just a video of the tribe with an unidentified white tribesman. Could it be him? Yea, but it's not definite proof.

@@06raimondi white, glasses, blond hair and especially in that tribe lol thats def him

He was enamored with tribal culture when he was a kid. He decided to pursue his passion to a point of becoming a god to them. Maybe they were going to make a meal of him but he convinced them otherwise. Maybe he pretended to be a god. Now he is one. His shlong is the only one allowed showing so he can be serviced at will

no hes not

@@markfuckerturd5165 ?

@@markfuckerturd5165 ?

@@markfuckerturd5165 ?

Probably put them in his pocket

pls what is it

the green inferno?

@@juicebox8946 injury slight please advise, I THINK this is it? I googled some key words in OP’s post.

Bro these people need to learn how to fly a goddamn plane

Rescue Dawn?

Yeah, it seems that he was actually quite respectful and nice. And it didn't seem like the natives had an issue with white people coming onto their island at first either. I get people hating rich people, but from what we've seen of this guy, he never used his money to exploit people or anything. Not to mention that he was literally willing to be the one to swim 12 miles to save others.

He was more interested in sex with them, he was discusting. I read a book on him decades ago

@@beverlybalius9303 What was it called?

@@gethaunted don’t believe the idiotic troll

@@moarhappy7675 i dont think its about believing them, more about trying to get them to back up their claim

Please elaborate. This sounds fascinating.

@@nobodyburgen4594 Gladly, my parents after retiring had decided to go into missionary work, and had one day my freshmen year of high school asked how I felt about living overseas. My first response was “can we live in a rainforest?” And that was my only criteria. (We actually we’re on a fence between being sent to Indonesia or Italy, and I still wanted the former.) My parents worked under MAF in Sentani, Indonesia on the island of Java for a year, and we later moved even further interior into Papua. At my high school there they had this incredible trip planned for the whole school at the end of the year where we would all pack up bags, leave our phones, and move into interior villages for two weeks every year. In the villages we would either help the people with basic tasks, learn about their stories, or even get the chance to help build housing or dig water passageways to keep the runways safe for the airplanes. These areas were quite literally only accessible by plane, or by 3 week treks on feet through the mountains which is what all the tribes people do out there. One of these trips my senior year, we went to I believe the village of Pogapa, where I got to take part in a ceremony called a Bakar Bantu. They kill a pig and then bury a large hole in the ground. They layer it with leaves, vegetables, the pig in it’s entirety, and flat stones that they have set over fires. These rocks which they pick up with their bare hands are well over 100 degrees Fahrenheit, but these people have such incredible and callous hands that it doesn’t even bother them. They bury it with dirt and then hours later, we dig up and feast. I got the chance to eat a pig testicle with my homie lmao. But the whole time in this, I’m just sitting around all these people, who are speaking a language I’m loosely interpreting and have only learned three dozen words of, but despite that they still treated me as if I was family. It’s incredible how welcoming and caring these people are, as well as how willing they were to just share everything they had. My time in those tribes only amounts to about a month and a half of my life, but they were the most influential and life changing points I think I’ll ever experience.

@@kingofpilgrims368 Thank you so much! I find other cultures absolutely fascinating, so this was a really interesting story. Also that pig thing sounds delicious.

@@kingofpilgrims368 Eating "balls" with your homie? That sounds pretty gay.

@@nobodyburgen4594 "Delicious "?? You're just disgusting.

i almost choked on my goldfish when i read this

jesus christ 😭

Oh get out!

Dude 😭💀

@@medvehs4926 why was your goldfish in your mouth? Break the fishbowl?

Are we not meant to take that literally? *slowly puts down fork*

Criminally underrated

@@buckchile614 criminally underrated delicacy

They had the right idea

Well there's a popular theory that he is still alive and that his family just sensationalized that he probably dead and shit and some people took a photo with a ginger white man in a canoe with a bunch of cannibals.

Is this a rust reference

Cooling death in the ocean happens in 1 hour... Olympic swimmers would only get. 2.5 miles .... Not 12 miles!!!

It's not so much how how far it was, it was crocodile infested waters, not good for swimming.

I read that Olympic long distance swimmers do a marathon swim of 6 miles . So I agree with you ... it would be so hard for him and how would he know he was going in the right direction?

I agree

@@sarahconner9433 he made a flotation device remember

Facts

Astroworld is great

I just commented on his most recent video asking him to cover the festival, all the occult imagery TS has been using in album artwork, promotional material and Lyrics would make for an easy hour-1.5 hour video. Here’s hoping he does, as he’s clearly a Travis fan as a good majority of his videos feature the Astroworld album and Wendigoon doesnt shy away from religious content.

f travis scotr

@Jadiel Banrey Its Travis, Its to be expected