The Cheetah Girls broke Doug! It took 13 days, but it finally happened. Want a Blu-Ray copy of The Mummy Ultimate Collection (All 4 Mummy movies with Brendan Fraser)? Tweet out this video with the hashtagh #Disneycember and we will pick 1 winner tomorrow.

You already know that when a Disneycember is 10 minutes long, the movie is absolute shit and that Doug is gonna be fuckin' *FURIOUS.*

Wow. This is the Mulan II of this year’s Disneycember. This is the one that broke him.

CHEETAH GIRLS: Um, we’re not gonna wear animal masks while we perform! PRODUCERS: But the chart says...

"It's for kids" is never a good excuse.

Damn; Doug went Mulan II on this one

"Even junk food has to taste good." Damn.......

if this film broke Doug, imagine Rob, who hates both Mamma Mia and the Jem movie.

"Yeah! It's _that_ bad, _that_ manipulative, and _that_ annoying." It's an early 2000s tween girls' girl power pop band movie based on a late-late-late 1990s to early 2000s tween girls' girl power pop band novel series. Books 2 to 5 were: _Shop in the Name of Love,_ _Who's 'Bout to Bounce?,_ _Hey, Ho, Hollywood!,_ and _Woof, There It Is._ There's no real excuse for how grating it all is, but I pity the poor fools who had to try to paint with _that_ palette.

“Imagine the Jem and the Holograms movie mixed with the Mamma Mia movie!” I literally screamed in fear at that part!

This needs a 1st viewing by a drunk Doug and Rob

The screaming montage sounded like children in a burning building

When Galeria said “Girl Power”, she was telling the Cheetahs which song they were gonna preform.... 😂

A 9 minute Doug rant about an awful Disney movie?! It must be my birthday today!

Well, the chart says...

This felt like a Nostalgia critic review

Aqua, Bubbles, Chanel, and Doe? ............. Those sound like stripper names.

This should have been a full nostalgia critic review

Maybe you should turn this to an actual Nostalgia Critic review. Boy I do love seeing people in pain and suffering.

This movie in a nutshell: "Well, the chart says..."

With all the talk of hypocrisy, I’m surprised Doug didn’t bring up that their big audition song was called “Cinderella,” and was about how they didn’t want to be passive like her. Even as a kid, watching this on the DISNEY CHANNEL, I knew that was some pandering bs.

I like the part when he slowly descends to madness and despair during the whole review.

We finally reached the part of Disney channel original movies we all feared doug would have dread to sit through.

This movie DEFINETELY deserves the Nostalgia Critic treatment. Heck, it could be the one where the Nostalgia Critic almost gives up on reviewing bad movies.

When I think about the sheer number of times my grandmother sat through this movie and never complained! Woman had the patience of an angel.

Wait, their names are all like... water themed? They're the CHEETAH girls, you'd think they'd be all cat themed! :/

I don't think he liked it

Now review the 6 dozen sequels

Dude I just hated girls in my class singing these songs non stop when I was a kid but you took this to a whole nother level. In a sick way I'm proud of you Doug, merry christmas.

Fun fact: This was inspired by a novel series, which I read when I was 8 or so. I hate to be that guy who always says the book's better than the movie, but I remember the books being *way* better than this movie. They had great messages for kids about friendship and following your dreams. And hey, books are a silent medium (no annoying screaming every five seconds), so that's an added bonus.

*sees that the critic is gonna review cheetah girls* This gon be gold.

I promised myself I wouldn't cry if he hated something I used to like... *lets a single tear out* I'm okay.

Wouldn’t conventionally attractive girls wearing masks to cover their faces something the pop industry would avoid marketing?

I dont remember them being this annoying. Oh nostalgia goggles how you deceive me.

"Girl power!" Honey, you're not a Spice Girl!

"Cheetahs, Girl Power." Um... Doug... the name of the song is Girl Power. She was telling them what song to sing.

Guys. Doug criticising a movie doesn't make it bad for you to like it or even love it. I love a whole bunch of movies that Doug hates. Some for the pure nostalgia and some because I honestly think it doesn't get the credit that it deserves. He's just there to provide a perspective and most of the time some funny commentary. You're allowed to disagree with him even if it's purely out of nostalgia. His opinion is just that, an opinion. Consider his points but disagree with them all you want. He's not God. His words aren't everything. I like cheetah girls but I can still see where he's coming from even if I may disagree on some parts. And that's fine. Liking something Doug dislikes doesn't take away its value.

Great intro

Ummm she’s saying “Girl Power” because she’s telling the girls the name of the song that they are going to sing. She wasn’t just saying like “I am woman, hear me roar.”

This so deserves the Nostalgia Critic treatment!

Now THIS is an epic movie roast.

I wanna see this as a Nostalgia Critic review

what's funny is that even though the cheetah girls were an actual band Raven was only part of the movies and not actually in the concerts. She was the entire reason they sounded good so that was a dumb move on them.

OMG, this movie meant so much to me and friends as a kid, though I'm sure I would find all the squealing and such annoying now. However, while I can see the movie being a huge hypocrite for supposedly promoting being yourself while also totally being a part of the teenybopper pop band machine, I still find some value in it for representation. Not many black girls and girls of color saw themselves represented in popular culture (and we've definitely progressed since then, but there's still a ton of work to do), and this is one of the few times they did. And not only that, they got to see themselves as a part of a successful musical act. I think that means something, and people shouldn't be ashamed for liking this movie for that reason. It was one of the few Disney channel movies starring women of color, and that's something totally worth celebrating.

I smell a new Nostalgia Critic episode being cooked up.

Boy that didn't take long for a DCOM to break Doug lol

Cheetah Girls is just a preview of what's to come for the rest of the Disney Channel movies, I call it the "Kenny Ortega effect"

My biggest nitpick with the movie is, for the Cheetah Girls, they don't know jack about cheetahs. They constantly wear LEOPARD spots, their handshake uses the cliché PANTHER growl, and, worst of all, THEY REFER TO CHEETAHS AS THE FASTEST AND FIERCEST ANIMALS IN THE JUNGLE. Do I really need to explain what's wrong with that?! ...although I kinda wish Global Getdown was a real thing.

I’m sure others have commented on this. The reason this was made into a movie rather than just a band is it was based on a book series. But you’re still correct. The purpose of the film series is to sell cds and concert tickets and merchandise. But the idea came from a book that while I wasn’t a huge fan of, was probably positive representation for girls. The characters relied on their talents, hard work, and relationships with each other. And they came from diverse backgrounds. All of the girls were POC in the books. It’s weird to me that people rarely discuss this point. Because white washing is finally being talked about after decades and decades of it. But then again I’m not sure the books were that popular to begin with? I saw this movie before I read the first four book. I ask myself? Why did they need to white wash Dorinda? But I know the answer. They were afraid white tweens wouldn’t identify with this franchise without a white character. I do have some nostalgia for this first film since it came out when I was in my pre teens. But the slang has aged so bad. If they toned down the slang and catch phrases, it would be more watchable. I know nobody came here for an essay on whether or not the film is a faithful adaptation to the books. But in defense of the emotional scene about Dorinda being a foster child. That was in the books, and fleshed out. Better developed. In this film that lacked sincerity and substance, I see how it felt out of place. Finally. To this day, it breaks my brain that Jackal Johnson is played by the guy who voiced Tuxedo Mask in the first North American dub of sailor moon,

DISNEYCEMBER = THE BEST ADVENT CALENDAR EVER

I see your point, Doug, but their names are actually Galleria, Chanel, Aquanetta and Dorinda. I know it isn't any better than the names you said but it is what is.

When will he get to The Color of Friendship?

I didnt think it was going to be that hard to listen to Doug tear apart a childhood favorite but it was... *silently cries in corner*

Wow Doug that was some rant. Should i mention there's a sequel.

Thinking back on the experience I and other girls had with this film growing up: We were mainly it it for the songs. You're actually right in it being more about a real life band than a film. Never really knew anyone who cared about the plot, for us it was just background noise till the songs came on. (Which were my jams as a kid and I will fight u on it)

FUCKING BUBBLES!

Entitlement: the movie.

Boy, this film deserves a NC review.

The Nostalgia Critic review of "The Cheetah Girls" MUST BE MADE!!!

Lmfao I love this review

If you’re a 10 year old girl like I was this shit was crack

I’m dying hard right now can’t wait for High school musical 😂😂 .

As a kid, I enjoyed it, but forgot about it for years until recently and, yeah, I felt pretty much the same as you Doug. That said, the band actually came after the success of the movie and I think it was actually based on a book series.

"The Squeaing Idiot Massacre 2: Mama Galleria"

Fucking Bubbles!

That voice at the start made me want to throw myself into a wood chipper.

Please Doug, review Bratz the movie. Trust me, you'll like it.

Ugh I have mixed feelings about Cheetah Girls. As a 10 year old black girl it felt so good to watch a Disney movie where I saw girls that looked like me. I got this movie on my 10th birthday actually and all of us sat and watched it as we ate our slices of bday cake. You don’t see that a lot with Dis eye to begin with. It was a culture phenomenon for colored girls. I was obsessed. I don’t understand how the Even Stevens review didn’t break you. The show was shit. The movie was shit. The character is just fucking loud, annoying, and obnoxious. I feel like u were annoyed mostly about the fact that they were teenage girls acting like...well teenage girls lol.

Even as a kid I knew it was stupid

I forgot how annoying the main plot of the movie was. And the weird thing is, the sub plots could've made for a better movie on their own. There's the foster girl trying to hide her family's financial situation while dealing with being in the foster system & wanting to be a dancer, and one of the rich girls feels like her mother doesn't love her as much as she used to because the mother has a new boyfriend, so she acts out by maxing out her mother's credit cards. Putting the two in their own "how the other half lives" story could've been more interesting, or at least a little less annoying.

This movie perfectly sums up 16 year old girls.

This got two sequels... *angrily breathes in and out*

It did annoy me...but I did love The Cheetah Girls when I was younger...I was obsessed...so obsessed my teachers told me to stop...so obsessed I tried to start a band in like fifth grade called the Spice, Spice and Sugar Band... I was so stupid... Yeah, they did control my 3rd-4th grade through preteen years...so much cheetah print...what the heck was wrong with me???

It was based on a book series, and the band came after the movie.

The thing that pissed me off most is that they’re called the cheetah girls and they wear mostly leopard print

I used to love the Cheetah Girls. To be fair, I liked the second and third movie, never remembered the first one.

Who's thinking Doug will review this as a Nostalgia Critic episode next year after watching?

Doug,I hope you know we all appreciate the pain and sacrifice you go through for our enjoyment.

I actually stand with Doug on this movie. Fight me.

Hahahahaha i cant wait for him to react to High School Musical

The 5 people who disliked this were the actors who stared in this.

Okay, am I the only one who is seriously disappointed that Doug never gave this movie a proper, full-length review sometime after that year's Disneycember was over? The amount of unbridled HATRED he so obviously (and passionately) has for it would make for a goddamn HILARIOUS video. Seriously, there are SO many clips that are just begging to be torn apart in a proper Nostalgia Critic review; this kind of Disneycember 'quickie' review just doesn't do this bad movie justice. We NEED to see those NC reaction faces of hatred and annoyance in conjunction with the full, actual clips from this film. Seriously, this movie is like a hidden trove of comedy gold for Doug's type of humor; it just seems like such a wasted opportunity to me. Anyone agree?

Doug at some point will have to do a Nostalgia Critic review of this movie... mostly so I can see him rage at this movie again.

I liked the second cheetah girls movie better. The one where they go the Barcelona?

I used to watch this movie over and over and over but if you asked me to name any of the characters or to describe the plot I wouldn’t be able to. It’s honestly forgettable.

You know Doug, I would love to see like a first viewing type of video of you watching these kinds of movies. Especially if you yelled shut up at the screen so much lol Also edit in Arnold's "Shut up!" scene from Kindergarten Cop.

I just thought that was something annoying girls said in my 1st grade class

06:22 *That fat aligator moment!*

Cheetah girls x cheetahmen from action 52

Sorry, Doug, but I love seeing these Disneycembers that make you lose your mind

The Jem movie mixed with Mama Mia...?! Such TOXICITY should not be allowed to exist!!

Jesus Christ he’s been broken.

I’m still hoping for an Old Vs new Beauty and the Beast, I know he said his hate for the movie, enough in sibling rivalry but I don't care i still want it to happen and want more of it

30 seconds in and Doug has already ripped my precious childhood memories to shreds

I remember when everyone in my elementary school was obsessed with this dang

I really loved the Cheetah Girls growing up. 10+ years later and I still want one of their tracksuits.

Doug in pain..... is there any sweeter music in the world?

reminds me of old critic reviews, mostly because of the cursing

"Jem and the holograms and Mamma Mia" Pretty much Lmaooooo

I know Raven had fun on these movies and all that, but HOLY HELL do these movies rip her reputation apart. So glad my sister quickly got out of that phase growing up.