The Church Of What's Happening Now:

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Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt, are joined LIVE in studio by Joey's longtime friend Uncle Mike. Mike and Joey sold cars together, shot student films and Mike drove Joey around to a lot of his early comedy gigs.
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Recorded live on 01/18/2017.

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@CZRXCZR 7 жыл бұрын

Uncle Joey dosed Uncle Mike with the Stars Of Dett from the Milky Way.

@100canadianmaplestirup8 Жыл бұрын

HE HAS POISIONED MORE VICTUMS THEN ISIS!

@bridge12582 7 жыл бұрын

Seems like Mike 's afraid his kids are gonna see this lmao

@moep.8578 5 жыл бұрын

Ryan Dodson he mentions something about that in a ralphie episode

@elmasloco822 6 жыл бұрын

"You smoke crack like people sign up for social media, just to try it." - Lee Syatt funniest shit he's ever said!!!!!

@liamvg 7 жыл бұрын

"If you gave somebody chlamydia, wouldn't you disappear into the mist?" LMAO LMAO

@BrianSmithblr375 3 жыл бұрын

4:37 the look they gave Lee 😂

@barterfiend1431 7 жыл бұрын

Keep tappin on the table and see what happens!!!!!

@clairesmith4788 7 жыл бұрын

Take a bong hit every time Lee says "Jesus"

@adammilan7528 Жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness 🎉

@chapelmusic9505 7 жыл бұрын

uncle Mike got that creepy goon laugh 😂

@lean4real_11 3 жыл бұрын

lollll

@frankmancina5308 7 жыл бұрын

Dang Uncle Joey addressed the water drinking lol.

@MagicPlants 6 жыл бұрын

at what time?

@ryanbutts2772 6 жыл бұрын

17:39

@VictorYanezIII Жыл бұрын

Yo foreal xD hahahahaa at this point it's part of the show

@chrisconnor8086 6 жыл бұрын

Uncle Mike is "The Wolf," a frequently referenced figure who used to be a huge drug dealer/car salesman/hustler in Boulder and NYC. Joey learned half of what he knew from him. Any time Joey talks about the Wolf, he talks about this guy. He wanted to share these stories with the Wolf but Wolf/Mike's daughter told him not to reveal his identity on the show for fear of being charged. The Wolf is a true fucking legend

@zoro5331 2 жыл бұрын

how you know this?

@cmgamer1309 2 жыл бұрын

@@zoro5331 Check out the very next Church episode, 449 featuring Ralphie May. Joey goes on a hilarious rant at the very beginning, giving some background info concerning this podcast episode with Mike. Uncle Mike is also featured in other stories Joey has told, can't remember which stories or episode that was in.

@chadblakley930 7 жыл бұрын

uncle mike dont wanna get busted. "i dont know what he's talking about" lol "i know nothing about that"

@MagicPlants 6 жыл бұрын

at what time?

@ryanbutts2772 6 жыл бұрын

1:04

@mrsuns10 5 жыл бұрын

Answering questions like it’s The Godfather II

@MrWorld-hc5rs 5 жыл бұрын

@@mrsuns10 I thought he was afraid maybe cause his family is watching it.

@MrWorld-hc5rs 5 жыл бұрын

Listen to podcast 449 with ralphie may. Joey's ranting about uncle mike.

@Stone177 3 жыл бұрын

I know. Just listen to 449.

@RonanTOC 3 жыл бұрын

Legend 👌

@BrianSmithblr375 3 жыл бұрын

What time

@LegacyKeysMusic 3 жыл бұрын

@@BrianSmithblr375 the first 3 min lol. Classic shit

@magifitnessendole3907 2 жыл бұрын

True that's why I clicked on this LOL

@chrismulcahy2975 6 жыл бұрын

Anyone who doesn't like Lee must be a new member to the church. Lee's just so damn ridiculous, it's great haha

@canadianwolverine2447 3 жыл бұрын

Lee Syatt, Uncle Joey, I love you guys man.

@charlesbronson2104 5 жыл бұрын

Joey needs a Netflix series/documentary

@samlocust4600 7 жыл бұрын

you can tell how good the hero is by how he treats the side kick ,joey keeps everyone in the mix nice guy, doesnt treat lee like a piece of shit ,

@oiitzME1266 7 жыл бұрын

imagine Joey Diaz doing a solo podcast just him in a room by himself talking

@GullySyde28 7 жыл бұрын

yeah old mate mike was like a dragnet bringing us all down with his fucking bad memory and regrett!!!fuck that shit fuck outta here with that oldman bullshit atleast Uncle Joey hasnt let life fade him seen!!

@oiitzME1266 7 жыл бұрын

lololol I was listening along and was like wtf uncle Mike is burned out

@TheEnvelopeOZ 7 жыл бұрын

hahahaha!!

@michaelr.4878 7 жыл бұрын

Wulfz lair - dude, that is pretty much what the podcast is every week already. A 2 or 3 hour monologue by Joey. Mike didn't say his 2nd sentence in until the 27min mark. Seriously. 27 mins and he had only said 1 sentence.

@oiitzME1266 7 жыл бұрын

Atheist Pirate haha right

@jeffkenevil5 5 жыл бұрын

What an amazing life this dude has lived. For God sakes, he went through a war and partying with Joey Diaz in his high times!

@maynardferguson9599 3 жыл бұрын

Joey I love it when you talk about Boulder, I lived there from 85 to 88. You bring back great memories of Pearl street.

@robornelas9085 3 жыл бұрын

COMING TO THE STAGE LEE SWATT

@mistaacollins97 7 жыл бұрын

Joey should make a movie about his life with Martin Scorsese would be a classic

@pizza7738 7 жыл бұрын

K C123 storys about ripping off chinese restraunts and being beat up by his missus

@mistaacollins97 7 жыл бұрын

Number1SoundSystem Story's about robbing , all the drugs he took how he got the money for them ripping people off , going to prison etc that guy has a interesting story to tell every day of the week

@mistaacollins97 7 жыл бұрын

Number1SoundSystem ripping of Chinese restaurants man that got me 😂😂

@Finamafia23 5 жыл бұрын

It would be all lies and over exaggerating circumstances

@CombatCoulture 2 жыл бұрын

I miss the Church podcast

@gavinduffy2591 7 жыл бұрын

they are absolutely STONED out of there minds 😂😂😂👍👍👍

@blkqbano78 7 жыл бұрын

Lee is the CHURCH!!! He's my favorite JEW!!!! Big up brotha!!!!

@snakefinger 5 жыл бұрын

“Gohead, go for it. You've been clean and sober.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@rodtes9381 4 жыл бұрын

33:38 hahaha Uncle Mike did not want to hear this one

@itznotayden 2 жыл бұрын

Wow uncle Mike looks younger than 70

@100canadianmaplestirup8 Жыл бұрын

I THOUGHT ID SEEN EVERY CURCH EPISODE; THIS GEM PROVES I HAVE NOT! FRESH CLASSIC CURCH EVEN IN 22'! MIKE & JOE REMINDING ME OF THE SOPRANOS IN THIS ONE! I DONT KNOW NUTHIN!

@goldencheese7247 4 жыл бұрын

6:42 That's how I knew. He had the cops close by with the paramolic bok..

@goldencheese7247 3 жыл бұрын

@Bray IDK 😁

@johne9594 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite episode..

@johnron3935 7 жыл бұрын

Lee is the shit! solid man who is as real as it gets! love that guy

@cenelind 7 жыл бұрын

104,053 souljahs lol What Up Brothers.

@erickiyoshiphillips2323 7 жыл бұрын

that's cool that's the best when you catch up with your old friends and talk about crazy memories that you guys used to do. and that moment "oh wait yea I remember!"

@snakefinger 4 жыл бұрын

“...Is this how this works ?” tremendous...🤣

@erikmccormickcomedy6179 4 жыл бұрын

"Stop banging on the fucking table please.. for the love of christ"😂

@MrTadkins23 2 ай бұрын

“Yeah that’s it why don’t ya sniff a lil bit too while you’re at it”😅

@ramoage15 7 жыл бұрын

No lives matter when Joey trys to roasts you.

@TheMcTwist 7 жыл бұрын

It would be awesome if the songs they played on the podcasts were listed in the video description. Some nice tunes come up every now and then and I'd love to check out the artists.

@defaultusername123 5 жыл бұрын

Most of the stuff he plays you should know

@yamuthastwat123 3 жыл бұрын

Let me apologize for the dick that is Adam B. The song is Whipping Post by the Allman brothers

@panchito1993eljc 7 жыл бұрын

uncle joey just vented this poor dudes life lmao, thats why he wasnt remembering. He probably has or had a good life doing real-estate until he came in the podcast with uncle joey. lmao poor dude, i don't recall, i don't remember, i never did any of this, he knew his family was listening to the podcast

@MrWorld-hc5rs 5 жыл бұрын

Listen to Joey's rants about the uncle and his daughter. Next podcast #449.

@truthoverall 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, sucks his family are gentiles like that.

@maxwellmorris9189 3 жыл бұрын

Damn right

@spongebob03 3 жыл бұрын

I wonder why did he bother coming on. He knew what was up going in.

@mwooff24 7 жыл бұрын

Every time Joey starts squealing during laughter, I fucking lose it!

@D_Stylez24 7 жыл бұрын

Let's go JOEY D!!!!

@MrTadkins23 18 күн бұрын

I must have watched this one 10,000 times

@Bob17690 Жыл бұрын

2:03:21 I’m dying 😂😂😂😂 Lee is so FUCKED up

@Onesnapmedia Жыл бұрын

I’m freaking dying

@KABZProductions Жыл бұрын

im sick, but i laughed so hard i thought i was gonna cough up a lung.

@ArisFilms Жыл бұрын

those product name reads are sure getting their monies worth

@MrJohnm1965 5 жыл бұрын

At 55:04 uncle mike thinks he went on the road with Joey lol!!!

@Machinist-wf1iw 7 жыл бұрын

I like lee.. he just seems really sheltered .. I don't know who he was before he got on the church of whats happening ..

@CZRXCZR 7 жыл бұрын

The Stutterin' Mumblin' Jew @ 2:03:21

@imports7able 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@HaxelStranger 5 жыл бұрын

Lmfaoooo!!!!!!

@GK-qc5ry 4 жыл бұрын

1:10:40 Joey lol snapping at the tapping.

@goatboy9837 7 жыл бұрын

Uncle mike looks like devito in Hoffa

@Okayand33 7 жыл бұрын

I can listen to the coke fairy story on repeat for the rest of my life

@fargoth7 7 жыл бұрын

Best podcast in a while

@atozentertainment9828 5 жыл бұрын

Gotta love Lee.

@nortonantho 7 жыл бұрын

@20:04 choose the algebra! Uncle Joey knows the math!

@MrBakersClub 6 жыл бұрын

“Camouflage & Rifles” hahaha fuckin uncle Joey, ur the man brother

@jacobhalfacre431 7 жыл бұрын

Is this the same uncle mike that artie lange talks about in his book crash and burn?

@MrVoidbringer2002 7 жыл бұрын

preach brotha preach

@jblenh 7 жыл бұрын

Mike wasn't a very good guest but this was a good episode

@si.taze10 7 жыл бұрын

Golden Jimmy goddamn what do you expect? He died an hour before the podcast started.

@mikemendillo5584 6 жыл бұрын

Silas Taze. Haha, they sat him in the chair and wired him in,,,WTF is up with that dude ?

@The_Albanian_Syndicate 3 жыл бұрын

He was cooked

@ramoage15 7 жыл бұрын

"would I do it again, fuck yeah" -Joey Diaz

@johnstevens3056 2 жыл бұрын

This is a gem lol pleading the fifth LOOL

@evman981 7 жыл бұрын

YEEEEESSSS

@piaiuilikiaisip 7 жыл бұрын

looks like joey told the guest that 1 star is only 1 mg and you need 10 to feel anything again

@mysteryXmugoshi 7 жыл бұрын

Haha Bus stop is still there in Boulder.

@mauriciomachado7929 3 жыл бұрын

1:29:19 bookmarking the AA call

@TheEuphoricsloth 11 ай бұрын

Everytime he calls us savages i just imagine someone kicking down a door

@ajg5138 7 жыл бұрын

LEE IS THE TRUE OG

@BRYNKS-ql7uh Жыл бұрын

Zuzukiiiii

@jsdurha1 Жыл бұрын

Re-watching in 2023 #Church

@thumperbangin2000 7 жыл бұрын

Utube watup watip watup !!

@Soprano1013 7 жыл бұрын

Joeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

@jasonstatham5165 5 жыл бұрын

Joey “ who do you think you’re dealing with”? Diaz

@aje2679 3 жыл бұрын

U gotta Love Lee lol

@octavefuzz. 7 жыл бұрын

name of that song at the begining please!!

@allenblevins8165 7 жыл бұрын

Luis Miranda Allman Bros .... Whipping Post

@LozRiva 7 жыл бұрын

what's the song intro on today's Church?

@yamuthastwat123 3 жыл бұрын

Allman Brothers, whipping post

@GypsymanOG 5 жыл бұрын

What’s the song at the beginning

@joeputnam3442 7 жыл бұрын

yessss brake it down joey!!!!

@AvaPlayhouse 7 жыл бұрын

Joey!!

@erickiyoshiphillips2323 7 жыл бұрын

Lee's laughing at mike when he's tryina talk lol don't be laughing Lee, now you know how you are when your seeing changes.

@digitaltears8526 7 жыл бұрын

what song is that in begining

@johnmenching9553 7 жыл бұрын

Haha stop bangin on the fuckin table. Classic big fella

@goldencheese7247 4 жыл бұрын

*The Wolf*

@johnstevens3056 2 жыл бұрын

LOL he should be explaining with allegedly included not pleading the fifth

@chrishodges3827 6 жыл бұрын

Joey was jiggin in the beginning

@Okayand33 7 жыл бұрын

2:03:22-2:03:40 tf was the extra church for haha

@BrianBr0wn 7 жыл бұрын

what was that intro song? sounds like a great song

@matthewbowman1436 7 жыл бұрын

aleman brothers - tied to the whipping post

@GriseldaxDOOM 2 жыл бұрын

22:32 ZAZOOOOOOOKIIIII

@alencemer 7 жыл бұрын

Lee is the STAR of the show!

@deepdubbss4998 4 жыл бұрын

3 months after the 2016 trump election Lee Syatt predicts a 2020 pres battle between biden and sanders

@raymundofigueroa7119 7 жыл бұрын

What's the song at the beginning? Thx

@Ogma3bandcamp 7 жыл бұрын

Allman Brothers - Whipping Post.

@Zkullz69 7 жыл бұрын

Whats the song?

@CorySee 7 жыл бұрын

@ChristiannTyler 3 жыл бұрын

1:58:49 hahahah

@Jchamp443 5 жыл бұрын

Trial period of crack lmfaoooooooook 😂😂😂😂😂 in dyingnoff lees response to joey Collin some resdy roc lmaoooo DC Bmore to NJ to LA

@levylovits 5 жыл бұрын

nooooo omg lee would like the last spider man movie with the black suit why lee why

@vicjo12 7 жыл бұрын

lee !!!!!

@Gekokujo76 7 жыл бұрын

Google "Elijah Wood Puppet Master" and you will understand the dance of Lee's people. Uncle Mike was pregaming with the bong of dett. Lee and Joey are on like 1200 mgs apiece.

@fredinatub 5 жыл бұрын

I think this podcast would of been better if Uncle Mike wasnt stoned because i get the vibe he has a lot of stories and is also a different person soba.

@profitwages9625 4 жыл бұрын

fredinabun ; you’re right. That’s Joeys boy mike Kessler aka the wolf. Joey has said some crazy stories regarding both of them

@The_Albanian_Syndicate 3 жыл бұрын

Mike was cooked