The Country Bears - SOME JERK WITH A CAMERA Season One

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In the first episode of Some Jerk With A Camera's Disney theme park review series, he tackles the very first theatrical movie ever based on a park attraction, 2002's fascinatingly terrible "The Country Bears."
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First uploaded to Blip on February 3, 2011, and to Channel Awesome on October 24, 2014.
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@Wintermute01001 7 жыл бұрын

"YOU RUINED MY LIFE! I had to become a successful banker rather than a guy who makes armpit farts."

@primusvsunicron1 7 жыл бұрын

Wintermute01001 Christopher Walken is Joe Biden Rated R

@ThePorygonBoi 5 жыл бұрын

“This is not over! BEARS!!!”

@dr.mixer8930 2 ай бұрын

Why is that hilarious?

@ZanHecht 5 жыл бұрын

Your 8-year-old review of Country Bears is still better than the one Nostalgia Critic just posted.

@mando-matt8237 Жыл бұрын

Because Tony's funny

@NAPALMANWITHTHEPLAN Жыл бұрын

And Tony has talent

@HBarnill 3 жыл бұрын

Congrats on 10 years, Tony! You’re the greatest jewish, white, male, 37-year-old, theme park reviewing, long-haired, bespectacled person the world has ever known!

@timrob12 7 жыл бұрын

Haley Joel Osment's more succesful attempt to join the Disney franchise came in other movies, but most notably...THE VIDEO GAME FRANCHISE KINGDOM HEARTS.

@lightning860 8 жыл бұрын

And thus... a legend was born.

@LizardOfOz69 2 жыл бұрын

2:20 -2:25 The unintended noise from the ride behind you when your mind went blank because of the fact The Country Bears Movie exists is just *chef's kiss* perfect.

@bartsimpson4305 8 жыл бұрын

I can only imagine what would've happened to the ride if this movie was a hit, I mean look at what they did to Pirates

@tommydiaz-millan2438 7 жыл бұрын

Directed by Peter Hastings, former writer of Animaniacs and right now executive producer of TMNT (Nickelodeon).

@ForrestFox626 3 жыл бұрын

Well that explains why Jess Harnell had a cameo in this movie

@kristenk214 7 жыл бұрын

I recently tried to sell my family's old DVD of the country bears. The resale shop actually charged me for making them remember the movie existed.

@docdave15 9 жыл бұрын

This movie is proof that Walken will say yes to ANYTHING. And while I question his selections I'll give him this, he doesn't sleepwalk through anything. When he signs onto a project he gives it his all. I mean, I could probably cast this guy in a five minute cameo in a movie where he plays a pizza guy and he would probably be the best thing about it.

@TheWhoEditor 8 жыл бұрын

21:47 - Hey hundreds of people SHUT UP! - XD. I still think it would be funny if the people turned around to attack. Hysterical. Tony, you make me laugh

@freddyrichards878 8 жыл бұрын

AH NA, CONTRY BAE HAILS BEAN DISTROIED

@spookyrosev6467 5 жыл бұрын

Freddy Richards I believe it’s “crooshed”

@ukhistorian 9 жыл бұрын

I know it's a game but I bet Haley thanks God for Kingdom Hearts because people remember him more in that than this movie.

@repulser93 5 жыл бұрын

Well, they remember him for that if they don't remember him for seeing dead people or swabbing urethras.

@JacobHillSBD 4 жыл бұрын

He's actually gotten a lot of work lately, I'm happy for him. He's actually a pretty good actor.

@arianahofer9912 3 жыл бұрын

I love the way Goofy just shrugs at "Zippo the clownfaced jerkbot"

@tarajijones335 7 жыл бұрын

"Just look at your children." You are officially my favorite, subscribed!

@CaptainBZarre 9 жыл бұрын

That day... is TONIGHT!

@Joyboy2648 7 жыл бұрын

Captain B. Zarre

@ThePorygonBoi 5 жыл бұрын

Captain B. Z. This is not over! BEARS!!!!

@mightbepat 7 жыл бұрын

I only just noticed that when you call Donald and Mickey (I'm probably spelling these wrong) Ducky Duckingham and Mousey Mousanblad, Donald shakes his head and Mickey face palms. Did you ask them to do that or was it their real reaction?

@TonyGoldmark 7 жыл бұрын

That was their real reactions.

@timrob12 7 жыл бұрын

Again shows how brilliant these guys are.

@ericanervous 7 жыл бұрын

Sinister Studios j

@IdeaBox-dk5vj 6 жыл бұрын

Then, in that case, I'm willing to bet that Mickey was regretting making this film as much as you initially did for wanting to review it. Could that be true?

@katyterberg2830 5 жыл бұрын

Goofy's reaction is my favorite. He just shrugs like "yup, that's me."

@Teag_Brohman15 4 жыл бұрын

funny enough because of that movie, Disney had established the unwritten rule: "Unless you want to lose money, don't make theme park ride movies", that rule was pretty much scrapped when Pirates of The Caribbean made a ton of money

@tommydiaz-millan2438 8 жыл бұрын

The Country Bears movie. Directed by Animaniacs writer Peter Hastings.

@freddyrichards878 5 жыл бұрын

For shame, for shame

@sarahmcmann5253 5 жыл бұрын

Tommy Diaz-Millan that could explain why Jess Harnell (Wakko) was in this movie

@AlexAceves1994 5 жыл бұрын

Soccer Coach Slappy

@nathanplante4570 9 жыл бұрын

Max, Buff, and Melvin are still in the Pooh ride as a tribute to the Country Bear Jamboree ride.

@sammyauroraloves 5 жыл бұрын

I will say, as a kid who grew up on Radio Disney, Krystal Marie Harris did have a decent career for a few years and even did soundtrack songs for Legally Blonde and The Princess Diaries. Jennifer Paige, however, had a minor hit song four years before this movie and that's about it.

@roadrunnercoyote2263 5 жыл бұрын

Oddly, the mother seems more broken up when Barry runs away, while the father is more overjoyed when Barry returns... Has anyone else noticed this?

@bluedragon9925 7 жыл бұрын

To this day I honestly think the whole sequence where you say Mickey, Donald and Goofy's names wrong while you're posing right next to them on location was one of the most hilarious things I've seen you do on this show.

@michaelkemel9711 7 жыл бұрын

20:00 I love that little kid staring at him from behind the car

@UltraSenseiHoots 5 жыл бұрын

"Buffalo Bear refuses to come out tonight", that's the first time I ever got that joke! Haha

@ECKohns 8 ай бұрын

I now want Country Bears to appear in Kingdom Hearts, and when Sora and Beary meet each other they’re like, “You sound like me!”

@JamesCorden23 5 ай бұрын

1:49 I just noticed that the Jerk's car is crashing in the background! Because he isn't inside it anymore. Wow

@MrsMojoRisinBlues 8 жыл бұрын

So this movie is about a putting a band back together to perform a gig that will save a building from being torn down as two cops chase them? This is like The Blues Brothers!!! Only not awesome and memorable...

@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany 7 жыл бұрын

WITH BEARS

@ryandooley2589 7 жыл бұрын

Also they are motivated by selfish reason to save a condemned old building built as a tribute to their out of control egos instead of something like a still functioning orphanage.

@sewthernbelle 4 жыл бұрын

So blues brothers 2

@Teag_Brohman15 4 жыл бұрын

also the 2011 Muppet Movie

@GypsyCat1 8 жыл бұрын

love how Donald just shook his head "no."

@sebastianemond5313 6 жыл бұрын

Hey, Tony, you forgot to play the clip of Walken screaming "THIS IS NOT OVER! BEARS!"

@orhanamin1347 11 ай бұрын

Who Cares, As long they used ”That day... Is TONIGHT” clip instead of ”THIS IS NOT OVER! BEAR!”

@CinephileStudios 8 жыл бұрын

You know, this is my 3rd time watching this now, and I just now figured out why that car crash sound effect was in the background...

@xavierwoogmaster9569 7 жыл бұрын

Cinephile Studios why?

@animem54 6 жыл бұрын

it implies some jerk teleported out of the car it was still moving. thus it crashed without a driver.

@ThePorygonBoi 5 жыл бұрын

7:47 wouldn’t it make more sense to replace the Magic Kingdom PotC with a Moe’s and the Disneyland one with a Popeye’s?

@goORIOLES236 9 жыл бұрын

This is naht over! BEARS!!!

@westheriault3797 Жыл бұрын

Good thing to know Disney has never not been full of hubris about making their animals too realistic. (This would be a Lion King joke five years ago and is now a little mermaid joke)

@DarknesstheHedgehog6 6 жыл бұрын

The film is pretty much a guilty pleasure for me. It's not good, but I still enjoy it. Part of it could be since my dad loved the film, he always loved films with that country flair, no matter how cheesy or mediocre it is. It's the reason why he liked this film and Home on the Range, two films that weren't quite good, but he loved them anyway. My dad has long since passed due to a car accident, so I think it's because of these memories I tend to view the film in a much fonder light. But I do agree, this film really wasn't all that great.

@k-4films160 6 жыл бұрын

I think it's pretty cool that Skipper Dan is playing when Jerk is driving.

@jonathaneilbeck2263 2 жыл бұрын

Happy 20th Anniversary to the Country Bears film.

@jacksullivan4741 7 жыл бұрын

13:10 the terrifying bear man obviously

@HugheyFamily828 4 жыл бұрын

Rewatching because Tony is a legend

@TishaMae 8 жыл бұрын

the singer is in this because she did "supergirl" for "the princess diaries" back in 2001 and toured with the backstreet boys

@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany 6 жыл бұрын

... Ooooooh impressive. XD

@en6853 7 жыл бұрын

Honey is a very serious addiction in the bear world. I lost a good anthropomorphic bear friend of mine to that disease. Spread the word, we need to ban all honey trafficking in the bear regions

@matthewn1566 3 жыл бұрын

10 years ago on this very day, a internet reviewing legend was born. Happy 10 years to Some Jerk with a Camera!

@nathanforester5993 8 жыл бұрын

13:39 - Actually he's sleeping, or meditating...or he accidentally hypnotized himself. It happens sometimes.

@ConquestOfJustice 3 жыл бұрын

“The winner is...THE BEAR?!”

@GreenDiablo 5 жыл бұрын

See, what surprises me is that you say this is from 2011, but it has the same type of quality as one of your vids today. Normally with internet critics there's something different from thier early work compared to their later work, y'know like, delivery, camera quality, audio quality, such and such. But on those levels this is the same quality as your stuff today. So basically, you started with high quality and kept at that. Kudos, not many people have that about them

@TonyGoldmark 5 жыл бұрын

I got my REALLY bad videos out of my system in college, long before I started this show.

@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 5 жыл бұрын

I know this film isn't that good, but as a child, it was damn entertaining. I was a kid who loved puppets, music, Christopher Walken and Disney.

@ilove2draw322 5 жыл бұрын

5:09 love Mickey’s face palm here

@manvsmanatee1793 2 жыл бұрын

Back again for my Bi-yearly rewatch of all your videos

@MeederC 2 жыл бұрын

Your videos are officially my happy place now. shitty day? Tony time

@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany 6 жыл бұрын

The Country Bear Hall in the movie doesn't even capture half the character and the atmosphere of the original Bear Halls at all either. My favorite is the Florida one. It's atmosphere really conveys that the place has a very long history going all the way back to pioneer days; it's architecture, both it's rustic logging and the fact that the floor has bear claw marks really sets the mood; it's decoration, from the hunting accessories, the lived-in feeling, and the cute bear portraits give the place a warm feeling, to offset it's grandness and it's wildness that might otherwise come off as intimidating.

@evancain1113 8 жыл бұрын

The plot of the movie sounds exactly like The Muppets

@goodolgranite8247 4 жыл бұрын

The bit where the Christopher Walken's character does the 1812 Overture at the talent show where the Bears get their big break predicted the scene from the Captain Underpants movie where George and Harold have the Waistband Warrior (dressed as Mr. Krupp as so to not arouse any suspicions from students and/or teachers) conduct a version of the 1812 Overture with fart noises. In fact, most of the Jerome Horwitz Elementary students in the Fart Band even act as 'Arm Musicians'.

@Crow7878 3 жыл бұрын

Congratulations on ten years, Tony!

@ConnorNotyerbidness 3 жыл бұрын

Watching this makes me wonder what the cast members and park guests think when they see you acting out your show "Hey whats that guy doin?" "Oh thats just Tony Goldmark dont worry he'll tire himself out soon" "Goldmark sleepy..."

@joem5909 3 жыл бұрын

Seems like a good time to give this a rewatch. Happy 10 Years Tony!

@AdrenalineRushVidz 8 жыл бұрын

Hey I just recently fell in love with your channel! It is both HILARIOUS and informative! I am a HUGE theme park buff.. And I have a request!!! (unless you have already done it..) A COMPARISON REVIEW... Jurassic Park River Adventure from Hollywood vs. Orlando.... It's just that one is SO incredibly bad compared to the other. Which you should probably know about.. However, I rode it last week.. And it was SOOOO BAD.. Ermigerd.. This would just be an amazing review! I'd love it if you did a comparison series! Like comparing Test Track to the Cars ride at California.. Splash Mountain Orlando to the one at Disneyland.. Ect. Either way, keep it up! I'm a big new fan! ^_^

@TonyGoldmark 8 жыл бұрын

+AdrenalineRushVidz Thanks for the suggestion. We'll see.

@AdrenalineRushVidz 8 жыл бұрын

Again, really love the videos! they're hilarious (:

@SirPaladin 3 жыл бұрын

12:20- wow; that went from dated back to topical sooner than anyone could've guessed....

@bartsimpson4305 8 жыл бұрын

Hey Tony have you ever seen the Country Bears concert for America. If not it's basically a Country Bears version of the Ninja turtles Coming out of our shells tour behind the scenes documentary

@TonyGoldmark 8 жыл бұрын

+Bart Simpson (CNDISMinion96) Was it a bonus feature on the DVD? If so, then yes, I saw it.

@bartsimpson4305 8 жыл бұрын

It was a bonus feature on the DVD

@MK1MonsterOck1989 8 жыл бұрын

+Tony Goldmark LOL You're So Funny LOL! xD

@primusvsunicron1 5 жыл бұрын

Tony Goldmark review the concert please

@RoseHowat 7 жыл бұрын

3:10 Thank you for acknowledging that not all of us Iowans are farmers who eat home cooked meals with corn and cattle. THANK YOU TONY

@MiyaCurie 5 жыл бұрын

I love country bear jambore when i was little because my grandpa and grandma and mom and dad would all get me hats

@raquelalvia5315 7 жыл бұрын

12:21 Y'know for kids!

@ninjagregshow9423 7 жыл бұрын

ya know, with the music duel scene i'm surprised they didn't go with devil went down to Georgia

@ChookaaFindlebean 3 жыл бұрын

10 years later...still waiting for my Disney Arby's.

@xar3949 7 жыл бұрын

I think the NC would disagree with you on what the greatest line of dialogue ever is.

@carissacarlson1418 6 жыл бұрын

Well, I'm calling this Derpy Bears: The Movie...

@nonspiderweb 3 жыл бұрын

It was 10 years ago today! That guy with the glasses paved the way But now he's gone out of style. While Tony's going on for miles So May I introduce to you! Christopher Walken and the Country Bearrrrrrrrrrsssssssss! IN Tony Goldmark's Some Jerk with a Caaaammmmmmmeeeerrrra!

@armandolucio5802 7 жыл бұрын

This is your first original eipsode?! This made me laugh the most.

@willlyon7129 7 жыл бұрын

3:31 The original Freddy Frazbear

@brandonspain12345 2 жыл бұрын

3:31 When fans saw the 2019 Sonic movie trailer:

@isaiahwilliams2642 6 жыл бұрын

For a first video, it really left an impression.

@RabbitHole20 6 жыл бұрын

SERIOUSLY Haley Joel Osment! STICK TO KINGDOM HEARTS!!! I don't care what people say.

@karseniberra 3 жыл бұрын

time flies, yes it certainly does. i honestly love looking back on youtube videos from pre 2016 to see how much the time has changed and how i so dearly wish we could go back. Either way, congrats on double digits, Tony

@PhotosAnonymous 6 жыл бұрын

those orphans know what they did...

@a.t.m873 3 жыл бұрын

The reason this movie is about “saving Country Bear Hall” is because the producer thought of this movie was a success Disneyland would instead of Winnie The Pooh it would’ve become a ride called Country Bear 3000 or something which would’ve still used the original animatronics and had the characters in a race but the movie bombed and so it never happened

@iHeartsNostalgiaPit 8 жыл бұрын

of course that Step by Step thing was a joke.

@AJSSPACEPLACE 7 жыл бұрын

I think they should make a splash mountain movie. Basically it would be 'song of the south' but without the boring live action bits .in my opinion the live action bits were more boring than they were racist. Actually the only reason people think the movie is racist is because a black man in the south spoke like how a black man in the south would speak in that time period. Also while it wasn't clearly explained that the movie takes place after slavery was abolished the thing is if the movie took place during slavery times uncle Remus wouldn't have been allowed to leave at the end of the movie!

@hickorymccay2994 5 жыл бұрын

I honestly don't think it's so racist after all.

@dragondaveltd1992 9 ай бұрын

23:36 🎶 Drinking moonshine till weed you... 🎶 🎶 Ooh da doo-dah... *Hipcup* 🎶 Guy: Heh, heh, heh... Big Dumb Belgian bear... From The Critic (Sherman, Woman and Child)

@somecitrus7561 3 жыл бұрын

23:08 - 23:14 Such a good editing gag lol

@DukeofArtz 3 жыл бұрын

Triple great Great GREAT movie review of "The Country Bear" Tony Goldmark 😉👍👍👍!

@lgamertvlgtv2856 6 жыл бұрын

inspired a muppet movie 8 years later in 2010

@LizardOfOz69 6 жыл бұрын

LouisGamerTV / LGTV actually it's 2011

@1rhpsfan 6 жыл бұрын

15:14 I don't know which number is wose,this or "March and Moo"?

@MasonThe2nd 8 жыл бұрын

7:00 What ride was that shot in?

@TonyGoldmark 8 жыл бұрын

Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage

@bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323 2 жыл бұрын

I remember quite loving this movie... Though it has been a while since i watched it...

@thxlogofan1712 4 жыл бұрын

2:15 finally, someone else who loves (or even knows about) the critic!

@666tickets 8 жыл бұрын

Oh my God bear!

@rct3isepic 7 жыл бұрын

fun act, this actually wasn't this. it was tower of terror. this was 2002 and tower of terror was 1997

@RhythmGameAddict 7 жыл бұрын

Wrong, that was a made-for-TV movie. Country Bears is indeed the first theatrical release.

@rct3isepic 7 жыл бұрын

I was referring to in general so both made for TV and Theatrical releases

@RhythmGameAddict 7 жыл бұрын

But SJWAC wasn't, at least in the description: "...he tackles the very first *theatrical* movie ever based on a park attraction..."

@Bunnyinthebasement 7 жыл бұрын

Will you ever do more live-action Disney film reviews? (In addition to Haunted Mansion, of course)

@TonyGoldmark 7 жыл бұрын

I'm sure I'll eventually review all the other theme park movies (the Pirates movies, Brad Bird's Tomorrowland, the made-for-TV Tower Of Terror movie, etc.) Beyond that? Who knows.

@guilmon182 8 жыл бұрын

This movie may be shit, but "Let It Ride", the song at the beginning, is actually pretty dang good. Sounds like a legit southern rock song.

@TonyGoldmark 8 жыл бұрын

The songs in this movie, in general, are REALLY good, way better than the movie deserves. I love John Hiatt.

@guilmon182 8 жыл бұрын

Tony Goldmark I really like that none of the songs the Bears sing are about being a bear. They're just southern rock songs. The movie would've been even cheesier if they were.

@TonyGoldmark 8 жыл бұрын

"I'm Only In It For The Honey" acknowledges that they're bears, but it compensates by being easily the best song in the film.

@guilmon182 8 жыл бұрын

Tony Goldmark You're right! I haven't seen this movie in years. Like, since it came out.

@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany 7 жыл бұрын

Well... If you ask me, that's sort of part of the weird problem. Country Bear Jamboree was about classic Country music, bluegrass, ballads, Appalachian music, blues... Not Kid Rock southern rock. That's like if a classical concerto were headed by Metallica. Which, while awesome, is sort of missing the point.

@rubberduckproductions544 4 жыл бұрын

Wait! Wait! Wait! Are you saying, that sora is a bear?

@adamgrunther1367 5 жыл бұрын

Now this is a good review of this dumpster fire of a film. I wonder if Doug would have been harder on the movie if the people who wrote this didn’t work on Animaniacs.

@tommydiaz-millan2438 7 жыл бұрын

Yes first theatrical because The Tower Of Terror was a TV movie based on that ride shown on ABC in October 26, 1997 on ABC and actually was shot in the actual ride at Walt Disney World here in Florida. Interesting. Yeah they did shot some movies there in Disney's Hollywood Studios. Same with Universal Orlando Resort. Universal Studios Florida is a studio too and not just a park because they shot some movies there too like How The Grinch Stole Christmas!

@peliccan 7 жыл бұрын

I think he meant Disney rides because Universal Studios Florida isn't even filming on the rides. However Universal Hollywood has the tram tour where you do go around the studio

@inspectorjavert8443 8 жыл бұрын

Wickerman, the country bears, don't go in the woods... nothing good happens when people put on bear suits. BTW Why didn't you include his "This isn't over: Bears!" line? In either case Walken is a treasure in pretty much any movie he acts in.

@TonyGoldmark 8 жыл бұрын

The Nostalgia Critic covered that line pretty thoroughly in his "Top 11 Christopher Walken Moments" video. I didn't think I could improve upon it.

@inspectorjavert8443 8 жыл бұрын

Good point, still a great line :D Love your reviews good sir!

@autobotproductions1244 6 жыл бұрын

7:00 so where were you to get that shot?

@TonyGoldmark 6 жыл бұрын

Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage, at the moment when the bombs blow up.

@autobotproductions1244 6 жыл бұрын

Tony Goldmark ah. Cool

@martelljohnson8521 8 жыл бұрын

Hey Tony. This is my first time watching your channel. And I had to watch this because the country bears was so aweful. If you do another one, do Barney's theme park at universal studios, in Florida.

@TonyGoldmark 8 жыл бұрын

+Martell Johnson My friend David Ganssle, aka Doggans, already covered that one pretty well: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rMV_ecVeudCUknk.html

@MK1MonsterOck1989 8 жыл бұрын

+Tony Goldmark LOL You're So Funny LOL! xD

@pman9730 6 жыл бұрын

20:41 that day............. is TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

@matthewbond0075 9 жыл бұрын

What attraction did you film during the Irony Alarm part?

@JoshFreilich 8 жыл бұрын

+Matthew N From first glance, I'd think it was Tower of Terror, but then there was the green light...

@TonyGoldmark 8 жыл бұрын

+Josh Freilich Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage. There's a moment in the ride where alarms start going off.

@JoshFreilich 8 жыл бұрын

Believe it or not, that was my next guess. I don't remember that one as well, because I've only rode it once. Which is REALLY sad, because I love the effects and animation in it. The only things that kept me from coming back to it were its tight seats (hey, it's a submarine), and not having Fastpass for whenever the line is longer than 30 minutes (hey, it's Pixar).

@hollyswoods 3 жыл бұрын

happy ten year anniversary

@archaeopteryxgallopade2199 6 жыл бұрын

So um... It's The Muppets (2011) if it sucked?

@patrickcaulfield7663 Жыл бұрын

Gotta admit this movie is a guilty pleasure for me, yes the animatronics are scary but I have to respect that they at least used animatronics and of course walken is amazing. Yeah this movie is stupid and all your points are valid but I’ll still like this movie in a so bad it’s good way.