Harry Potter at Universal Hollywood! - SOME JERK WITH A CAMERA Season Three

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7 жыл бұрын

In his long-awaited season three finale, Some Jerk With A Camera ventures to Hogsmeade to present an exhaustive overview of The Wizarding World Of Harry Potter at Universal Studios Hollywood!
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@MeBeMat 7 жыл бұрын

I like the idea that in late 2010 Daniel Radcliffe sat back, presumably on a pile of money, after ten years filming Harry Potter films. He took a deep breath, smiled to himself and said, "OK, that was a tough decade. But I'm proud of the work I did and now it's time to move on and challenge myself in new roles." Suddenly, his phone rings. It's his agent. Eagerly he answers. "Theme park ride? Am I under contract for that? Oh, I am...great..."

@nikolasperez7745 3 жыл бұрын

Glad he eventually broke out of the role. I loved him in swiss army man and I haven't seen Guns Akimbo but I heard it was good.

@brendanmilburn9067 3 жыл бұрын

@@nikolasperez7745 He's also great in Horns (2013).

@MrParkerman6 2 жыл бұрын

The first harry potter was 2001, dumbass. So he would have had to have that Epiphany in 2011, dumbass.

@daelen.cclark Жыл бұрын

Weird Al might've helped him more than he thought.

@rckblzr Жыл бұрын

Except that he filmed footage for Forbidden Journey during a break in production for Deathly Hallows.

@queefburglar7548 7 жыл бұрын

This is the most underrated channel on youtube. The Jerk's videos are always entertaining from beginning to end.

@ZackTheLightningNinja 7 жыл бұрын

"So Universal rather ingeniously embraced their own tackiness..." *hears Weird Al's Tacky song in background* I see what you did there... :)

@rogue7723 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah and when he's mentioning width and the Kukoburo technology, the "Too Fat Polka" is playing in the background

@jean3947 2 жыл бұрын

The "someone's something with a b" line aged remarkably well, I love it 😂

@dragon1130 Жыл бұрын

It's incredible how much Tony regrets various segments of his show (a certain scene in his Small world review comes to mind), but it's amazing how well some skits have aged... this one in particular.

@jackfinegan5162 5 жыл бұрын

It would be terrifying if at the bathroom of the monsters inc ride they had a guy dressed like Randall banging the doors of the stalls open

@coolnerdlll6053 3 жыл бұрын

Or they have Sulley crawling on the floor looking for you.

@RhythmGameAddict 7 жыл бұрын

For context to those watching this in the future, since it'll probably not be well-documented: the reason the Disneyland Railroad was closed at the time of this episode's airing/filming was due to the construction of Star Wars Land, which required a restructuring of the railroad track to accommodate the new land being used. ...what? I can future-proof.

@MattMcIrvin 6 жыл бұрын

Also, there used to be a roller coaster called Dragon Challenge.

@repulser93 3 жыл бұрын

While I would love a Season 4, when you get right down to it, this could act as a series finale. Unlike Season 1 where you accidentally wiped yourself from the space time continuum and Season 2 where you lost faith in Disneyland, this season ends with you simply enjoying yourself on a ride you lost a chance on before, and even bookends with the remix that catapulted you to viral fame to begin with.

@ProfessorStuDDS 5 жыл бұрын

I hate how relevant the "however muggles use the bathroom" line has become...

@TonyGoldmark 5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit...

@coolnerdlll6053 3 жыл бұрын

@@TonyGoldmark Literally.

@juliagoodwin9510 Жыл бұрын

As a long-time Harry Potter fan, the issues with the author just leaves me depressed. And watching WB try to keep promoting the franchise isn't helping...

@primarina2 6 жыл бұрын

My trainer took me here when he went to L.A. At the gift shop, his friend asked an employee where the Voldemort products were, and the guy said "We do not say that name here. Okay?" Suddenly, my trainer just said "Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort," and the guy just walked away. It was pretty funny.

@zorokicksass60 7 жыл бұрын

Magical magic magic Magical magic MAGIC magic Disney Magic!

@zachreichgut 7 жыл бұрын

The new twilight zone tower of terror the new twilight zone tower of terror the new twilight zone tower of terror the new twilight zone tower of terror the new twilight zone tower of terror the new twilight zone tower of terror the new twilight zone tower of terror

@DunkleCobro 5 жыл бұрын

*_The magic never ends!_*

@37Kilroy 2 жыл бұрын

Love your content Tony. Sad to hear there are no plans for a season 4. Some Jerk with a Camera was some of the best written stuff on YT. Keep up the great work. Also no need to apologize: non-public information is non-public information.

@briannacherrygarcia 5 жыл бұрын

I love this whole video, but I come back to it every now and again JUST to watch the Flight of the Hypocrite

@kylemorello4787 4 жыл бұрын

Me too! Jerk's reaction to falling will never not be funny!

@LiamP-597 3 жыл бұрын

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAH!

@TheOtherJonB 7 жыл бұрын

And here I thought I was about to go to bed...

@chipperviews 7 жыл бұрын

same

@MiaFran Жыл бұрын

Coming back to this video after everything the HP author has done 💀 and then knowing that Disney’s 100th anniversary theme is “Wonder” Just makes this even more of an interesting piece of history!

@TonyGoldmark Жыл бұрын

Yeah, sorry this video's depiction of her hasn't aged great.

@GamieCorporation 11 ай бұрын

@@TonyGoldmark tbh an updated depiction would be hilarious. Like she wakes up from being a girl boss and is revealed to be a gremlin or something

@edvaira6891 6 жыл бұрын

I feel your pain about the ride restriction against the burly, Tony...I deliberately went on an almost six month diet JUST so I could get on the damn ride in the first place..lost 22 pounds and JUST BARELY squeezed in...wasn't really worth it...

@sarasamaletdin4574 5 жыл бұрын

Wasn’t it worth it for other reasons?

@AlbertCalis 7 жыл бұрын

Missed opportunity: During the Magic/Wonder segment, you could have shown a Linkara clip where he says "It's Magic, we don't have to explain it!", only subbing Magic with Wonder instead.

@c.w.r.794 7 жыл бұрын

Albert Calis Dance Wonder Dance! 🙄

@dannytheman1313 7 жыл бұрын

Season 4 will begin sometime in 2017 and end probably around 2286 with the head of Tony in a jar as your host.

@kyletowers9662 7 жыл бұрын

some jerk in a pickle jar

@Jonathanest90s 6 жыл бұрын

It’s now confirmed to be released in 2018.

@ComicAuzi 6 жыл бұрын

Don't push it! It's gonna be 2021 XP

@ZoanBlade90 5 жыл бұрын

Or "I'm some Cyborg with a Camera."

@dannytheman1313 4 жыл бұрын

@@ZLunas He does make it more and more relevant with each passing year.

@Tuckerscreator 7 жыл бұрын

Non-melting snow: Magic?

@tandnmom100 7 жыл бұрын

*Wonder

@RhythmGameAddict 7 жыл бұрын

Must be Universal Wonder!

@supersebac320 7 жыл бұрын

RhythmGameAddict Like in that movie, Alice in magicland

@kylemorello4787 4 жыл бұрын

Magic, because F*ck you. Or is it wonder?

@blurquoise5301 6 жыл бұрын

4:15 - LMAO This part was just fantastic. Great job all around that was really damn funny! :D "Oh, says the woman who makes up fake words left and right like um... "MINISTRY"??! XDDDD

@bookcat123 2 жыл бұрын

Kodak developed technology that would have allowed actual moving pictures - not just the “holographic” pictures that looked like someone nodded or something when you tilt it but real extended movement like an ice skater entering the frame and doing a pirouette. They didn’t know what to do with it. My dad submitted the idea to make chocolate frog cards. It went up to management… and came back with a “nah, there’s no money in kids’ books” Dad got a free mousepad and the tech was scrapped.

@cpcrazyweb 7 жыл бұрын

Yay! New Jerk With a Camera episode!

@chipperviews 7 жыл бұрын

I nearly died laughing at one scene tony. this review was worth the wait tony. awesome work awesome job and I'm glad nothing has changed about your jokes

@TonyGoldmark 7 жыл бұрын

Which scene nearly killed you with hilarity, if I may ask?

@krystaldragon17 7 жыл бұрын

I don't know about him, but for me is was the bit about showing your feet who's boss. Man, the last four park, four day Disney trip made my feet want to murder me in my sleep!

@dylannicholson3112 7 жыл бұрын

+Tony Goldmark Maybe all or them is what I personally though. Most scenes in your videos killed me with laughter.

@chipperviews 7 жыл бұрын

Tony Goldmark all of them! (as in I forgot)

@docdave15 7 жыл бұрын

Excellent videos, as always. Also, Erika Haynes (the actress playing J.K. Rowling) was excellent.

@erikahaynes1632 7 жыл бұрын

Thank you very much!!

@TonyGoldmark 7 жыл бұрын

And might I add, DAMN right she was.

@HBarnill 6 жыл бұрын

Gideon Bellamy ...someone’s something with a B.

@TDM1138 7 жыл бұрын

I bought the Voldemort wand from Olivander's in Florida. I mean, he had some good ideas.....

@Tuckerscreator 7 жыл бұрын

Voldemort wasn't all bad, he killed Voldemort.

@KDPhilosophy 7 жыл бұрын

Hogwarts Express ran on time when he was at full power.

@FagsLoveCountrymusic 7 жыл бұрын

Great season finale Tony! Thank you so much for all the time and effort you put into your work. Your videos have brought me so much joy since I became aware of you after watching your Beauty and the Beast crossover on Brows Held High. I've had a bad cold the last few days and your catalogue of work has helped me get through both that and the last week in politics. I don't know what I'm really trying to say but I want you to know that there is a shitload of good left in this world and you are a part of it. As worried as I am for the future I know tolerance will prevail. I also know Some Jerk with a Camera will always brighten my day when I need it.

@BrerOswald 7 жыл бұрын

I died when you had the car keys for earrings! And Bedford Falls will return!!!! Just you wait.

@MrXemnas1992 7 жыл бұрын

36:24 As a Southern Californian native, I had a good long laugh over this joke. Yes, people actually do that...even I did that in my naive youth. xD

@dereknight861 Жыл бұрын

12:35 Actually that reminds me. We JUST got back from universal and Disney in Florida and it was only this year we realized that the icicles you see all around the land ACTUALLY drip 💧 down. We were sitting on the side waiting for one of us getting Butterbeer when “OH GOSH WHATS DRIPPING?!? Oh the icicles- wait huh?!?” I’ll applaud that level of detail. So small and subtle you could just miss it.

@TheFoolishDreamer 7 жыл бұрын

I seriously just got the "Wonder is real" advert before the video. Amazing timing!

@LikaLaruku 6 жыл бұрын

"& I'm left here wondering why a land of magic sells itself with wonder while the one with Wonderland sells itself with magic."

@starlingwatch3921 5 жыл бұрын

"The fewer reasons to set foot in Florida the better." and the clips during that phrase are rofl

@adamgrunther1367 Жыл бұрын

RIP the actor who played the guy who forgot all of our names.

@Zice033 7 жыл бұрын

This was actually the first time I've heard someone actually describe what Butterbeer is. I want some. Now.

@PrismPhoenix 7 жыл бұрын

Tony, awesome job with the Doctor Who/Barty Crouch Jr/David Tennant reference (I met David Tennant at Megacon Tampa, the other day.) in your video! I love your season finale! looking forward to season 4!

@A-Productions 4 жыл бұрын

32:45 I literally just realized the keys on the ear is referencing Joe Rohde's ear-keys! OMG! XD

@MistCLaneous 5 жыл бұрын

8:49 Also applicable to the end of Mary Poppins Returns

@hafaball 7 жыл бұрын

flower segment is why I watch, and why I will continue to watch. absolutely hilarious.

@SonofMrPeanut 7 жыл бұрын

Wonder Mike sure was an awesome movie.

@RhythmGameAddict 7 жыл бұрын

And now Rapper's Delight ("Y'see, I am Wonder Mike, and I'd like to say hello") is stuck in my head. I'm pretty okay with this.

@Warmishcookies 7 жыл бұрын

Or the classic frat boy song 'MagicWall'

@SonofMrPeanut 7 жыл бұрын

Or that Ray Charles staple "What A Magical World." Ray Charles was a wizard the whole time.

@MissJukeBox8 7 жыл бұрын

Hey, Wonder Mike! I'm the captain of the gravy train!

@SonofMrPeanut 7 жыл бұрын

BTW, I called Louis Armstrong Ray Charles. Polyjuice Potion is working perfectly.

@repulser93 23 күн бұрын

Its funny that back in 2016, Disney was viewed as the idiots for putting faith in Avatar and rejecting a collaboration with Rowling. Three Floptastic Beasts, one terf conversion, and one water way later, turns out the "You fool, that'll never work" guys got the last laugh after all.

@TonyGoldmark 23 күн бұрын

Yeah...when you're right, you're right.

@nicolasgarcia2306 5 жыл бұрын

Twinkle twinkle little star! How I *magic* where you are!

@OnDavidsBrain 7 жыл бұрын

You mean Stevie Wonder wasn't Magical already? 36:12 Now I'm just wondering what the Nostalgia Critic's Stand would actually be named.....OH YEAH the Critic's insanely powerful Stand "Pig Power in the house!"

@CaptainBZarre 7 жыл бұрын

*Magic* Womannnnnnnn

@ZoanBlade90 7 жыл бұрын

1TrulyMad I counted 70 sayings of magic. 70.

@spookyrosev6467 6 жыл бұрын

1TrulyMad Also would that mean in contrast Magic Johnson would instead be Wonder Johnson?

@KidSnivy69 6 жыл бұрын

All Hail Stevie Magic!

@mupty 7 жыл бұрын

"The Magic Never Ends" is Disney World's newest promotional campaign. How fitting.

@TheGrimest 7 жыл бұрын

this all was worth the wait, this video was so damn awesome! so hard to contain the laughter! it was amazing dude!! wonderful job, the pacing! the humor! incredible!! 10/10!

@MoonSpiritChannel 7 жыл бұрын

Always glad to see another Jerk video b/c you sir are one of the funniest online personalities I've had the pleasure of watching from your humble beginnings.

@SonofMrPeanut 7 жыл бұрын

For those of you playing at home, that's 50 whole seconds of magic.

@MelonTartVA 5 жыл бұрын

My mother and I plan to visit the Florida location. And dude..... once a Potterhead, always a Potterhead

@nemowindsor8724 7 жыл бұрын

It's awesome to have a new video from you! One of the funniest guys on channel Awesome.

@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 5 жыл бұрын

I got an ad for the frigging Universal Studios Park before this! It's like they know my every move!

@James_F_Ewart 5 жыл бұрын

Magic doesn’t even sound like a real word anymore.

@starlingwatch3921 5 жыл бұрын

"Perfect for baking Kugle" lol!

@williamleonardreesejr.1992 7 жыл бұрын

*chuckles* I always do love it when you put up a new video Mr. Somejerk. You never fail to make me laugh with your jokes and delivery. I'll have to give the video a second play through when I get home but I cackled at the "showing your feet who's boss" bit and John Goodman King Ralph bit.

@redfive1300 7 жыл бұрын

As a Floridian, I can tell you Tony that Islands of Adventure, before Harry Potter, was doing pretty well, but despite the economic crash of '07-'08, Universal needed something to boost their attendance, despite Disney losing attendance in '09. Plus it was also the same era where we lost BTTF, so yeah, they needed to have a intellectual property to fill the gap by 2010. Thus Harry came to Orlando and helped increased more jobs for Orlando than Disney and SeaWorld combined. Couldn't imagine life without the impact of the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Orlando, Japan and Hollywood.

@zachreichgut 7 жыл бұрын

5:41 " I think we lost a bet" "DAMNIT EISNER" 😂😂😂😂

@ForrestFox626 Жыл бұрын

R.I.P Robbie Coltrane, you were a great Hadrig

@oodololly2529 7 жыл бұрын

You're no no mag. Yet again, great work Tony Goldmark.

@freakfoxvevo7915 Жыл бұрын

Everyone else is waiting for Season 4, but me personally? I'm happy with the SJWAC we do have. And besides, Tony and friends have evolved way past what SJWAC has done on Escape from Vault Disney. Let me put it like this: your show either dies an Infinity Train or lives long enough to see it become The Simpsons. I'm glad SJWAC took the former

@nannaleifa 6 жыл бұрын

One of the most fun ride in the park... Oh your review is also excellent. Congrats for 10k subscribers!

@Davis30b 7 жыл бұрын

This is now my new favorite episode great job worth the wait! and I am not even a harry potter fan.

@harrywithanh 4 жыл бұрын

I have just recently returned from a vacation to Universal Studios ORLANDO and rode Hagrid’s Motorbike Adventure TWICE and I have to say that it is... AMAZING!

@kylemorello4787 4 жыл бұрын

I guess it's faulty opening weeks were worth it! I can't wait to ride it- I mean if I can ride it.

@katherinealvarez9216 5 жыл бұрын

What’s really funny about the JK sketch is that’s kind of what happened. She was pissed off with Disney, walked out of the meeting and went straight to Universal.

@animatedgeek1009 7 жыл бұрын

This is legit the first vid of your I ever watched and I was more than on board to watch more (cause this vid was hella funny) BUT THE FACT THAT DOUG WALKER WAS A GUEST STAR CINCHES IT! YOU MUST BE AWESOME!

@jonmcintyre1144 9 ай бұрын

24:01 Not for long. R.I.P. Michael Gambon and Richard Harris…

@primusvsunicron1 7 жыл бұрын

#WheresTheFatUniversal

@lilmaeval 7 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure I've watched that exact vacation planning DVD on KZfaq or somewhere when I was getting ready for my Disney World trip and yeah that's not an exaggeration in the slightest, kudos on the stamina editing that segment, the slowly fading in text was a nice touch.

@somecitrus7561 7 жыл бұрын

I didnt know Halloween gifts were a thing, but this is a great first. Thanks Tony!

@HerbieIWALVG 7 жыл бұрын

Well done. I laughed out loud quite a few times. :D

@scuffythedolphin2166 6 жыл бұрын

You had the perfect opportunity to say to all who come to this magical place!

@nicholashurst780 3 жыл бұрын

As a little kid I was so traumatized by the Jaws ride, I was in like the third grade and my older cousin had let me watch the movie, that I basically sat on a bench and cried while my mom and brother went on King Kong cuz I was too freaked out to join them

@ryan-leeriley8182 6 жыл бұрын

OMG I knew your name sounded fermiliare! I LOVED and still LOVE your Sirius Black song! Thank you for that!

@encinocervantez1358 3 жыл бұрын

watching this in 2021 is a trip.

@TonyGoldmark 3 жыл бұрын

yeah i know, sorry

@dirtgirl6227 6 жыл бұрын

Tony while I appreciate hearing the a capella version of Ben folds five's 'magic', it is also far too melancholy for the tone of this video. I nearly started crying.

@MrKite 7 жыл бұрын

I love Jerk and Critic's interactions.

@markedwards6931 2 жыл бұрын

10:06 I believe this is where he sums up the entire HP movie franchise in 36 seconds.

@edgarlealz 7 жыл бұрын

The End Credits song is really catchy!

@famirao8501 3 жыл бұрын

Well, now we know why she was so obsessed with the restrooms. Unfortunately.

@crcoghill 7 жыл бұрын

it has witches and wizards! this is a Halloween special! hey, this came out the morning of All Hallow's Eve, it counts!

@joem5909 7 жыл бұрын

Late to the party on this I know, finally figured out how to add comments. Tony, I just wanted to say the Dos Eques parody with The Sorting Hat, particularly the "I'm a hat" line made me laugh out loud a good full five minutes. And any ti e I think back to it I immediately start chuckling. Good job sir.

@KyleBurbank 7 жыл бұрын

I always love how much Ben Folds music you use in these :)

@crystalfairy912 6 жыл бұрын

I hadn't seen many Harry Potter movies when my family and I first went to Diagon Alley. I was looking at a case of decorated wands and told my sisters that one was really pretty. They snickered and told me it was Voldemort's wand. And as soon as you used different names for Hogwarts, I was just waiting for Hoggle to appear. So glad he did!

@RCDznr616 7 жыл бұрын

Lol. The Keys on the ear at the end killed me. haha

@camdroid4936 6 жыл бұрын

Every time I watch this, Magic seems like it's not a word anymore xD

@sabrinamiller3671 4 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite vids!

@stevenmeyers6881 7 жыл бұрын

wow you respond to a comment that awesome . the rest of the video is great and the J K Roll bit was dame funny. glad I stay throw that first bit the rest of the video is amazing.

@Foxpawed 7 жыл бұрын

... Holy shit, in the background during the buckbeak ride. Wings of a Dove by Madness. NOSTALGIA RIGHT OUT OF NOWHERE.

@Foxpawed 7 жыл бұрын

(And now it's been stuck in my head for a week, please send help.)

@tylerc85 7 жыл бұрын

I love your videos!

@acethetics3878 7 жыл бұрын

12:52 to be fair, wizard cameras and muggle cameras look entirely different

@koreymarshall9738 7 жыл бұрын

You are really funny, you deserve more subs

@AkiDave 7 жыл бұрын

you did an amazing job it was well worth the wait. Are you going to do more universal videos in the future?

@TonyGoldmark 7 жыл бұрын

Probably!

@TheJacko1010 6 жыл бұрын

please, more of this content, it is wonderfull

@cookiemocher388 Жыл бұрын

9:03 in front of the Alice in Wonderland tea cups ride, nice touch

@thewatchfulpony 7 жыл бұрын

@11:58 to @12:02 That's me every time I go to sixflags. Seriously if you think universal is bad with those restraints, they got nothing on six flags great america.

@MelonTartVA 6 жыл бұрын

I plan to go to the florida park with my mother one day. She took me to see most of the Harry Potter films

@brandonkrol 3 жыл бұрын

I was lucky enough to have a wand choose me at Olivander's a long time ago. And I don't get to go to Disney or Universal very often since I live in Canada so that was genuine luck and not me waiting in line for the show over and over again until I was chosen to participate in it.

@RabbitHole20 6 жыл бұрын

If we are talking about the Houses, I considered myself as a Ravenclaw. And seeing as how you put Ravenclaw for Epcot. You have my wholehearted respect man. Totes awesome dude. It was like meant to be for me.

@juneradar 6 жыл бұрын

Flight of the Hypocrite is so hilarious

@CoolG97 7 жыл бұрын

If Disney would've just built the Fantasy Creature wing at Animal Kingdom they could compete, but NOOOOO, we get a section dedicated to a movie that ripped off a one of the weaker Disney movies.

@RossPitSharkHunter 7 жыл бұрын

Still pretty fucking cool, though. Not to mention, at the time, it made sense.

@c.w.r.794 7 жыл бұрын

I fucking love Magic Bread!

@RossPitSharkHunter 7 жыл бұрын

Oh shit! ToucanLDM worked on this! That's awesome!

@jbqprincess 6 жыл бұрын

Loving all the videos I've seen from you so far! I do have to ask, have you been in the Bug's Land bathrooms? Flik talks to and about you at different intervals, so Disney actually HAS gone there... just not quite as noticeably, as it's pretty quiet and I didn't realize it until sometime last year.