The Cringiest TV Show of All Time: Keys to the VIP

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@kurtisconner 5 жыл бұрын

while i grow out my soul patch, let me know if you want to see another video about weird Canadian TV shows! thanks for watching :)

@rach8032 5 жыл бұрын

Kurtis Conner y e s

@naomitheweatherboi1468 5 жыл бұрын

DEFINITELY!

@gill1768 5 жыл бұрын

Yes we love them :)))

@annahayes2559 5 жыл бұрын

y e s p l e a s e

@leaht.9933 5 жыл бұрын

You HAVE to do a video about That’s So Weird the whole thing feels like a fever dream

@annakonerding6304 3 жыл бұрын

When you ask a women to dance and her friend steps between you, chances are you are creep

@wonderbookk 3 жыл бұрын

oh 💯

@Potato2mato 3 жыл бұрын

Props to that friend though

@gutsbrsk 3 жыл бұрын

sometimes their best friend is an obnoxious bitch though but yeah

@mleppp1546 3 жыл бұрын

@@gutsbrsk and most of the time the best friend wants what’s best for that person.

@mothercommunism9739 3 жыл бұрын

@@gutsbrsk lad, if you started dancing with my best friend, I would get in between y'all real quick...

@biggiecheese7011 4 жыл бұрын

“i’m what the ladies like” as a lady i can assure you i do not like you

@sarahluna5286 3 жыл бұрын

If someone finds this man attractive I will personally yeet myself off a cliff

@bruh-zs2xp 3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahluna5286 .

@laurenquinn4716 3 жыл бұрын

Biggie Cheese Honestly saaaamme

@wolftango6084 3 жыл бұрын

As a lesbian I can agree.

@monarchschwoop52 3 жыл бұрын

Do you like Sargent Major Avery Junior Johnson from Halo. He *knows* what the ladies like

@sage_in_palmmall5301 3 жыл бұрын

"I'm what the ladies like" Narrator: "He was not what the ladies liked."

@raniya4ever 2 жыл бұрын

💀💀

@GalaxyDogenut Жыл бұрын

Stanley Parable?

@KitKatbar168 Жыл бұрын

Narrator ate ✨🙄

@zelpdor 3 жыл бұрын

As a lesbian, this both fascinating and horrifying.

@gregohreee 3 жыл бұрын

this is the real aroace lesbian solidarity bc i watched this entire video and i’m still boggled

@dewayne8340 3 жыл бұрын

This show is what makes me question my attraction to men

@froggycheckers 2 жыл бұрын

@@gregohreee Totally agree. Like what???

@teathesilkwing7616 2 жыл бұрын

@@gregohreee I’m bi questioning but I’m still boggled

@starscoutsims 2 жыл бұрын

As a straight girl, this is just horrifying

@kristagruel2455 5 жыл бұрын

"U are rat" killed me. I'm crying

@sanchikaushal8651 4 жыл бұрын

krista gruel right above your comment, there is a comment saying “U are rat”

@saderolle2787 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@ignoremelol2576 4 жыл бұрын

I AM A RAT. I EAT THE TRASH

@emmanueloshaddai3259 4 жыл бұрын

This got me in tears too😂😂

@unnamedtraveler7380 4 жыл бұрын

"We're rats we're rats we're the rats. we hunt at night we stalk at night we're the rats. IM DA GIANT RAT THAT MAKE ALL OF DA RULES! lets see what kinda trouble we can get ourselves into."

@Kiterious 4 жыл бұрын

Alternate title for this show: Creeps in the Club

@0Flow0 4 жыл бұрын

😅

@epushzp 4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@jessepinkman9027 4 жыл бұрын

yeah like fr

@gameboy008 3 жыл бұрын

Featuring Chris D'Elia.

@asimmigration 3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@evelynu3550 2 жыл бұрын

Other names they were considering: “Sexual Harassment For Fun and Profit!” “Dude, Where’s my Restraining Order!?” and “Creepin’ It Real!”

@Random-sk6hm 10 ай бұрын

Creepin' it real is way too good

@EsotericThoughts93 6 ай бұрын

Creepin’ it Real 🔥

@corinnabevier5604 3 жыл бұрын

all of the girls they were hitting on *cough cough* "harassing" were clearly so uncomfortable by the interactions. and their friends were trying to get them out of the situations because they could tell they were uncomfortable.

@mkat8505 4 жыл бұрын

The judge saying at 11:00 "What does this girl care?" Shows how completely ignorant he is of what the girls on this show are experiencing. How can you have an ENTIRE SHOW dedicated to creeping women out and NEVER PICK UP on this trick? I have had friends step in for me, and I've stepped in for them because it's really creepy when a guy comes on to you that strong.

@NameName-yj7lp 3 жыл бұрын

And they he went “ these girls look old enough to vote “ Bruh what they’re adults obviously no teen is going there

@EllawoodBlues 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that girl was protecting her friend from an obvious creep. It's so sick how predatory their behavior is on this show.

@CJ-iz3mp 3 жыл бұрын

I genuinely wonder how they've made it to adulthood fully unaware of the concept of coming through for a friend to get them out of a situation. how self absorbed and unaware do you have to be for that to never cross your mind?

@mkat8505 3 жыл бұрын

@@NameName-yj7lp yeah was he in favor of an adult man trying to hit on someone NOT old enough to vote (a child) on tv?!

@ThatAtheist 3 жыл бұрын

@@CJ-iz3mp they don’t have friends so they wouldn’t understand. Smh it’s sad.

@abbylyan1803 4 жыл бұрын

Cocoa Butter really says he gets girls by smiling but he always be like: 😐

@devon712 4 жыл бұрын

More like 👁👄👁

@cecilian.820 3 жыл бұрын

And that's why he doesnt get the girls

@asimmigration 3 жыл бұрын

Cecilia N. yup

@chloevaughn9755 3 жыл бұрын

His smile is too powerful for us

@pascal9394 3 жыл бұрын

*I’m what the ladies like 😐*

@rosastiglmayr5273 2 жыл бұрын

"You wanna dance?" "I’m already dancing with her." "We can all dance together." "No."

@denseslide366 3 жыл бұрын

This show really screamed “yeah women are objects” *epic guitar solo*

@hat7475 Жыл бұрын

holy shit you just awokend a distant memory in me 😭

@maddieh4882 4 жыл бұрын

the water tower in Kurtistown is full of Respect Women Juice™️

@lilj3045 4 жыл бұрын

Maddie H n he b drinking that every day

@nox71377 3 жыл бұрын

instead of being spiked with vodka... its spiked with Respect Woman Juice

@ioannad1857 3 жыл бұрын

i love ur pfp hi fellow mxmtoon stan (or maybe you saw it and thought it was aesthetic, still cool)

@maddieh4882 3 жыл бұрын

• ioanna d • total maia stan

@oregano3975 3 жыл бұрын

They also chemically treat it with LGBTQIA+ inclusivity fluid

@dee-pc7yd 5 жыл бұрын

I love how the extra greeting started just as a joke and now it’s his legacy

@elizabethdesruisseau7826 5 жыл бұрын

It’s like Greg for Danny 😂

@TiffanyRock 5 жыл бұрын

dee it’s like his *thing* Shane has hey what’s up you guys yes Drew Gooden has hey guy Danny Gonzalez has Greg Kurtis has the *extra greeting*

@elizabethdesruisseau7826 5 жыл бұрын

Tiffany Rock Tom Harlock has “i do not have an intro” 😂

@susvne 5 жыл бұрын

at first few seconds i had this video on mute and even so i knew what he was saying

@user-ld6yj9er3c 5 жыл бұрын

His amount of subscribers grows super fast and I actually believe the extra greeting to be the secret formula. I know that´s what got ME

@kristinachaney7391 Жыл бұрын

It's worse in other episodes. One of their tasks is to literally seperate the targets from their group of friends and isolate them. And my favorite quote from the "experts" is "there's nothing like the fear of violence to increase the sexual tension. She's scared and she has a man there to save her."

@mammoneymelon Жыл бұрын

WHAT

@AshleyJota 11 ай бұрын

Horrifying.

@katarinalazic101 10 ай бұрын

nah what 😦😦

@Random-sk6hm 10 ай бұрын

EXCUSE ME

@GustavoPizza 8 ай бұрын

hmmmm... i wonder... why wqould she be scared?

@luvly8047 3 жыл бұрын

I can physically feel how scared some of those girls are

@Kayizcray 4 жыл бұрын

See I feel like it would have been great to have a female panel of judges roasting the hell out of these men completely failing to treat other women like human beings. I wanna see that show instead

@espi_777 4 жыл бұрын

That twist makes it exponentially better.

@mosihc 4 жыл бұрын

Crazy how the judges were all men tho. Probably because their misogynistic asses didn’t want a woman’s opinion.

@abbywolffe4114 4 жыл бұрын

I would love that show honestly

@mosihc 4 жыл бұрын

Abby Wolffe w

@user-em6wl3zq7y 4 жыл бұрын

kayizcray someone make it happen

@sustainablestudent1687 5 жыл бұрын

When your only personality trait is liking cocoa butter

@moldyoranges5655 4 жыл бұрын

Relatable

@corvhysteria 4 жыл бұрын

i laughed way to hard at this-

@biteykins5753 4 жыл бұрын

Don't call me out like that!

@WakiKat 4 жыл бұрын

I’m not like other guys I like C O C O A B U T T E R

@adrianakatalina2702 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@saineblue 3 жыл бұрын

Chris has 40% more eyebrow than any person actually needs

@heather_doestruecrime 3 жыл бұрын

LMAO at cocoa butter dude wandering around that club like a penguin on club penguin

@amandakernan2573 4 жыл бұрын

As a woman I’m scared.

@pingnixon-hermansen5046 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly he’s downright menacing. These guys on the show seen way nicer

@lilj3045 4 жыл бұрын

David Greenleaf honestly especially w that moustache i wish that one of those guys on the show would take over if I’m honest

@NapstaBlook666 4 жыл бұрын

Aren't we always

@nosleep9816 4 жыл бұрын

As a human that identifies as a female i am very scared

@yamaguchitadashi7511 4 жыл бұрын

as a ex woman i am also scared

@digitalharmony26 3 жыл бұрын

“I’m what the ladies like”...to stay away from 😅😂

@Dr4gon_k1tties 3 жыл бұрын

oooOOoOoohHHhHHhHHHhHhHhhhHHhHHHHhHHhHhHHhHhHHHhHHHhHHHhHHhhHhhHhHhHhhHhHhHHhhHh

@gonnacry442 3 жыл бұрын

Trueee

@superstellarhere 3 жыл бұрын

Wowwwwwww!!!!

@thatssoari3533 2 жыл бұрын

so trueee

@shoes_are_delicious 2 жыл бұрын

Or as an example to why they're lesbian when asked by a straight

@annekastaub3381 Жыл бұрын

What’s sad is I used to go out by myself all the time. It’s super easy to make friend if u approach others like they’re people not some prize or game. Even if ur not everyone’s cup of tea just feel the vibe

@ImAgentK 6 ай бұрын

It is a game though

@pcakes1878 2 жыл бұрын

12:40 Anybody notice the non moustached doppleganger behind him?

@ggrieving 2 ай бұрын

OMGGGG LOLL

@jimmyl27 4 жыл бұрын

Words can’t express how sorry I feel for the women in this show

@skies947 4 жыл бұрын

You have 1.3k likes my dude

@jessepinkman9027 4 жыл бұрын

ikr

@Clover2a4688 4 жыл бұрын

BLITZ - 1.9k* likes

@STOPjammietime 3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to clubbing whilst female.

@no-wi9xt 3 жыл бұрын

@Vivian Sondrini *3k

@elisabeth6611 4 жыл бұрын

this show should just be called second hand embarrassment: creepy middle aged men edition

@bluexbeanlyn 3 жыл бұрын

Second hand embarrassment: Lowkey sexual harassment edition

@knightenchanter7908 3 жыл бұрын

Second hand embarrassment: dehumanising sexual harrassment experience

@bear9295 3 жыл бұрын

“You’ll feel so bad that you will quit dating altogether.”

@aggirl774 3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahhahahahaha

@Tw0Dots 2 жыл бұрын

Then no one would watch

@KingPLUR Жыл бұрын

Omg noo the part where 2 dudes came up and damn near cornered the girl 😭😭 if this happened to me I'd literally be punching 😂😂

@bloodyneptune 3 жыл бұрын

"A hopelessly romantic man" well thats _absolutely_ not true. There is just no reality where a dude choosing to look like Chris Gaines and Billy Ray Cyrus had a baby, and then the baby grew up and founded r/incels, is a hopeless romantic.

@kadenicorissouth6714 4 жыл бұрын

"The Trapper" looks like Mark Zuckerberg from another dimension where he still lives with his parents and wants to be a pick up artist.

@LS-fb3fo 3 жыл бұрын

he looks like a failed zuck prototype before they finally got the robot the way they wanted it

@bonesandhearts5683 3 жыл бұрын

He kind of looks like Bill Gates’ and Zuck’s love child

@paisley4197 3 жыл бұрын

he looks like a mix of ethan slater and zuckerberg lmaoo

@tyler001 3 жыл бұрын

i thought he looked like fucking Tom Holland i-

@fkhan2006 3 жыл бұрын

@@tyler001 same lollll

@judasz1427 5 жыл бұрын

“Who doesn’t love a cowboy?” Kurtis: *yEe yEe*

@Alice-nr4oh 5 жыл бұрын

Honey Bre HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HEARD TJST FJDJDJDJD

@sydneyneff6463 3 жыл бұрын

I feel so bad for the girls because obviously they are so uncomfortable and one girl got literally pulled around by the dudes because they were fighting over her

@coffingxrl 7 ай бұрын

Exactly omg they’re like grabbing at her and trying to take her like she’s a pool stick. It’s disturbing

@classicwiseguy 2 жыл бұрын

I remember this episode. This was the worst thing to happen to Jakovs/Yakovs. I’ve been working on repairing our legacy ever since.

@TwelvetreeZ 5 жыл бұрын

This show is the anti-Queer Eye

@a.a.7437 4 жыл бұрын

zw0lfb4um TRUE

@happya9761 4 жыл бұрын

ikr!?

@WordsFlowMagnetic 4 жыл бұрын

They could have called it Straight Blind

@pinkerton500 4 жыл бұрын

👁-

@emerz3530 4 жыл бұрын

Both are reallll bad though

@ameliaperez7669 4 жыл бұрын

kurtis really be drinking his respect women juice daily and it shows dude

@jepp6419 4 жыл бұрын

wamen*

@lewild4368 4 жыл бұрын

*wahmen

@KrispyKitty66 4 жыл бұрын

*_girls_

@LavenderOrc 4 жыл бұрын

Fem*ales

@gurkenhamster 4 жыл бұрын

WOMZ

@themagicalmess4742 2 жыл бұрын

When he said "everybody loves a cowboy" I thought he said "everybody loves a cat boy" and honestly that would have been better

@solthestinky4795 Жыл бұрын

Of course my experience isn’t nearly as bad as what these women had to deal with but this reminds me of my years in middle and elementary school where boys would dare eachother to ask me out for shits and giggles

@mammoneymelon Жыл бұрын

holy shit suppressed memories from middle school just came back

@MilkManic 4 жыл бұрын

god its so uncomfortable to watch a single guy just obviously hunting through the crowd

@lfd3680 4 жыл бұрын

nice job on the likes

@shannonceleste5557 4 жыл бұрын

‘Hunting’ is right it comes across as so predatory

@STOPjammietime 3 жыл бұрын

Some of the men in London clubs were like this. You could see them circling like sharks, waiting to pick off an isolated girl. The best they could hope for was date rape. It was so creepy

@Elietaisfairy 3 жыл бұрын

Sorry I had to like your comment so it is no longer at 666 😱

@adrih8694 3 жыл бұрын

Yakov looks like Tom Holland did 8 hours of coke and only ate raw frogs

@angelbait5 3 жыл бұрын

the real tom holland prefers seven hours of coke and likes his frogs well-cooked

@nityabicjch1775 3 жыл бұрын

Why does this make sense?

@zipsturges637 3 жыл бұрын

Dear god

@fairybread1793 3 жыл бұрын

well that’s oddly specific-

@espinacaconpolvo 3 жыл бұрын

Omfg this is the most accurate thing I have ever heard

@GrimmHooke 2 жыл бұрын

I'm physically hurting trying to watch these clips. You are some kind of superhuman for making it through an entire episode of this show.

@wormwormworm 2 жыл бұрын

"the cameras are hidden, the women are real, and the game is on" i like how "real women" implies that this show could also be simulated with fuckin like robot women or something. or like aliens in skin suits

@savhannah9889 5 жыл бұрын

This show is a visual representation of how uncomfortable it is to be a female at a club/bar.

@porksoda703 5 жыл бұрын

i cant fathom how ignorant all six men are to making all those girls feel so uncomfortable i- i dont know how to explain it its so bad

@zoekg7504 5 жыл бұрын

picking up girls if they’re ok with it is great, but they were trying forcibly to get them and that would make me uncomfortable

@olivebranch7769 5 жыл бұрын

@Turquoise Cheetah Being sexually harrassed at bars and public meeting spots is a real issue for a lot of women, including myself. What's bullshit is denying people the right to voice their struggles, even if you can't personally relate...

@bums009 5 жыл бұрын

I've never been uncomfortable at a bar with my mates unless guys keep bothering us. Some guys are very polite and respectful, take no for an answer and we have a nice chat before they go on their merry way. We've had problems a handful of times with guys being douchebags because we've rebuffed their advances but I'd rather focus on the positives and not let a small handful of guys ruin my experiences at all bars or tarnish my view of all men. It also depends where you go and what the crowd is like there, a crowd under 21 is always a more inebriated crowd. Since they're less experienced with alcohol there tends to be way more dickheads about. But maybe not in America since they can't drink till 21, I dunno about Canada.

@beth161992 5 жыл бұрын

Turquoise Cheetah no of course not. What an absolutely ridiculous statement. The oppression of women is completely eradicated in western society 👍

@barkervince 5 жыл бұрын

"Im not judging his looks bc he cant choose that" Seconds later *"this is what you see before you die"*

@tundranone8366 5 жыл бұрын

Lol it was more like the super intimidating expression on his face. You can change your expression.

@aketoonice 5 жыл бұрын

Laura Cannon people got rbf tho

@Puriantartica 5 жыл бұрын

@@tundranone8366 and the overly done eyebrows

@soap1245 5 жыл бұрын

Shuccuie I'm peeing😩😩😂😂😂😂😭😭

@kayleehudson966 5 жыл бұрын

slight problematic

@stickbug9285 10 ай бұрын

coming back to his old videos just to feel the joy of an extra greeting

@lilnubbean553 3 жыл бұрын

12:28 Tbh I stopped paying attention to this part cuz there's ligit a clone of him behind him- is no one talking about this? Kurtis didn't and I thought he would :0

@keel1701 5 жыл бұрын

Did he seriously grow that ugly caterpillar just to get a sponsor? Master level dedication

@stinky6521 4 жыл бұрын

Kyle Martin that’s what I thought hehe

@adrianakatalina2702 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@elibarden1911 4 жыл бұрын

Bruh dont be mean

@RandomSwiftie13 4 жыл бұрын

😂

@leeannmccaulley6776 4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing earlier like thats some dedication

@justtosubscribe229 3 жыл бұрын

All of these men make me... *~covers drink~*

@TheChemistBeats 3 жыл бұрын

Almost a year later and no “not all guys are like this”. Maybe there is hope for the internit

@big_stinky3776 3 жыл бұрын

*coco butter chris raises brows*

@TheChemistBeats 3 жыл бұрын

@bumbo _____oni the 87th mans it’s one letter get your panties out of a twist

@marconi1906 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheChemistBeats lmaoo i think we found the guy wHo iSnT LiKe tHaT

@TheChemistBeats 2 жыл бұрын

@@marconi1906 where?

@TheDevilsbard 2 жыл бұрын

“I don’t make fun of how he looks, he didn’t choose to look that way.” 10 seconds later “This other guy looks like a murderer.”

@ellennewall2268 Жыл бұрын

the amount of guys who have tried to hit on me at the club just by questionably dancing is crazy. it works 0% of the time

@GlaciesYin 3 жыл бұрын

"What do women think of these pick-up methods? We ask many different men..."

@aldentetoes130 2 жыл бұрын

I know right?! Like the fuck? Also gurl: women aren’t a hive mind. Different people are attracted to different things.

@GalaxyDogenut 2 жыл бұрын

“What do men think of these pick-up methods? We ask many different women...” This is a joke. Please do not harass anyone. Peace.

@Random-sk6hm 10 ай бұрын

Ahh yes the famous method of performing market research for you target audience on NOT your target audience

@kilibubblecata6266 5 жыл бұрын

They're literally competing at who can be the most misogynistic... Classic 2000s

@moonrise_078 4 жыл бұрын

Little Rascals who?

@abbygrayson7253 Жыл бұрын

are we just gonna ignore the fact that a show about picking up women does not have one woman judge?

@shuriflwrs Жыл бұрын

that definitely would have helped

@coleballenger4595 3 жыл бұрын

"...Only because of the extremely popped collar..." *The man's collar isn't popped.* 8:37

@user-kb6hu8kz1o 4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, my fantasy of being hit on by men with WWE nicknames and the ugliest style sense and/or facial hair can be satisfied.

@wolftango6084 3 жыл бұрын

A few tips; 1. Guys are mostly overrated (Except for Kurt) 2. You're pretty cute.. you gay? (this a joke)

@user-kb6hu8kz1o 3 жыл бұрын

@@wolftango6084 Yes I am very *limp hand while lady gaga is playing*

@spacekitty8926 3 жыл бұрын

"Cocoa Butter Chris"

@runawaygemm5397 3 жыл бұрын

“ThE tRaPpEr” also known as mark zuckyburg but if he did stayed in milk and did 8 hours of drugs

@hat7475 2 жыл бұрын

I'M DYING

@emiliapisica6083 4 жыл бұрын

*Chris:* I'm what the ladies like *Me, thinking about how respectful and funny Kurtis is:* h e l l n a h

@localshovel8110 3 жыл бұрын

Emilia Pisica the Ashton meme is 👌

@emiliapisica6083 3 жыл бұрын

@@localshovel8110 Thank you 👌

@lcr8817 3 жыл бұрын

Your profile pic is u when u write this comment

@michaela3979 2 жыл бұрын

@@lcr8817 I don’t get it

@rhubarbdude3347 3 жыл бұрын

I'm what the ladies like **proceeds to not be liked by the ladies**

@blobvisfan666 2 жыл бұрын

5:46 Thanks for clarifying. Always pisses me off when they invite robots or lizard people for this type of tv. Glad there are some real, authentic women on this show.

@NosHyena 5 жыл бұрын

That ad was so well integrated I'm not even mad 😂😂

@fishb0n3 5 жыл бұрын

Nos Hyena whyyyy areee you here nos the heck

@scarletwarrior1704 5 жыл бұрын

Omg Nos I’ve seen you in the comments here 3 times now xD

@GrimGrimlin 5 жыл бұрын

Nos, you right

@Kate-sz5dq 5 жыл бұрын

Your a fury get out

@olivebranch7769 5 жыл бұрын

@@Kate-sz5dq ur mom

@irinyko 5 жыл бұрын

dollar shave club saw you growing out your mustache and decided that they can't allow that

@rmalghamdi4977 5 жыл бұрын

anna ou-

@kiiturii 5 жыл бұрын

he grew it out just for the promotion. (alot of youtubers do that actually)

@lolwhat4606 4 жыл бұрын

kiiturii it was a joke mate

@kiiturii 4 жыл бұрын

@@lolwhat4606 ik, just thought the fact was interesting enough to mention

@lolwhat4606 4 жыл бұрын

kiiturii oh ofc no problem mate

@cardinesardine2246 3 жыл бұрын

Kurtis Conner : accepting your gender with every sponsorship

@thatgirl5217 3 жыл бұрын

Kurtis just makes me so happy because he's so respectful of women. Like you know what, go off Kurtis, go off my man. I could not be more proud. 💜💜

@peachypeachworth3974 5 жыл бұрын

If a man came up to me and introduced himself as ‘Coco Butter Chris’, I would punch him in the trachea.

@xrodr2 5 жыл бұрын

Also if there was a guy named “the trapper”?? RED FLAGS ALL OVER LMAO

@peachypeachworth3974 5 жыл бұрын

Xander Rodriguez too right XD

@issafraud419 5 жыл бұрын

1. Please never stop making these weird Canadian show commentaries, there’s too many wrecking havoc in my memories to stop now 2. “Cocoa butter Chris” is literally the embodiment of every Toronto wasteyute you find at the club

@clivebby4877 5 жыл бұрын

Wasteyute?

@issafraud419 5 жыл бұрын

Bounty The quicker picker upper yes wasteyute. If you know, you know.

@BlueEyesWhiteCinnamonRoll 5 жыл бұрын

Bounty The quicker picker upper I gotchu fam. Watch 4yallentertainment tdot goon scrap dvd 2016 and 2017

@Udontkno7 5 жыл бұрын

for my fellow non-Canadians: "Wasteyute: Toronto slang with Caribbean Roots. A youthful person that is a waste of time and space." Urban Dictionary

@caleighchirico8775 5 жыл бұрын

This comment is everything 😂

@Sodasaman 2 жыл бұрын

"I don't make fun of how he looks" 30 seconds later "Look at this guy, he has the face of a killer."

@Reddington69 3 жыл бұрын

That is the best segue into a brand deal I've ever seen. He grew a moustache because he knew we'd be mean and it was just perfect.

@justanothergoat1132 5 жыл бұрын

You know it’s bad when any guy calls their room their “palace”

@emilyb.8219 5 жыл бұрын

Aren't these guys like at least 21? Why are they showing off their room like they're teenagers anyway?

@lawsonamick1672 5 жыл бұрын

💀

@ashontrash 5 жыл бұрын

Kurtis single-handedly kept this show on the air as a 10 year old

@arturobarhar8582 3 жыл бұрын

"They're making fun of something he didn't choose, he didn't choose to look like that" "LOOK AT HIS FACE, HE MUST BE IN PRISON"

@oldaccount1610 2 жыл бұрын

I love that Kurtis is like "theyre bullying him for his looks :(" and then immediately goes to bully a guy for his looks 💀

@ahobbit1273 2 жыл бұрын

I think it was mostly because of the eyebrows, facial hair, and the fact that he’d greased himself up lol. Still all things he could control.

@samanthaaasanchezzz 5 жыл бұрын

things I gained from my extra greeting: 1. clear skin 2. straight As 3. a billion dollars 4. love from my parents there's literally no reason not to subscribe, thanks kurtis!

@RemeziMusic 5 жыл бұрын

hotel: trivago

@theyrecomingforyoubarbara 3 жыл бұрын

Literally the “dance with me so this creepy guy doesn’t come over here and grind on me” is the oldest strategy in the book. Also I’ve had two guys try to corral me while I was not sober and it was probably one of the most terrifying experiences of my life so...don’t ever do that 😊

@CJ-iz3mp 3 жыл бұрын

first rule of girl code seriously, I feel like there's no way this is the first time these guys are encountering it

@pissapocalypse 3 жыл бұрын

It's so frustrating and sad that this happens to girls so often that we have to actively look out for and protect each other

@clungbungo2685 2 жыл бұрын

@@pissapocalypse more men leave the shitty evil masculinity that was shoved down our throats every single day. Its just fucking mind blowing it took this long.

@kecym.4808 2 жыл бұрын

sheesh 😦

@Tw0Dots 2 жыл бұрын

@@pissapocalypse that’s honestly so fucking sad

@bigbich4559 Жыл бұрын

oh god not me googling chris d’elia trying to remember why he’s famous and being bombarded w articles about his sexual misconduct from literally yesterday to 3 days ago, my what good timing i have! 💀💀

@hmm8139 2 жыл бұрын

“U are rat” Why the fuck did *That* of all thing make me laugh my ass off

@moss_yt 4 жыл бұрын

10:59 "She looks old enough to vote-" Well I sure hope she is! She's at a club, drinking, and being flirted at by a dude in his 20's. I would also assume that she's not a minor! Geez.

@captainbusiness9130 4 жыл бұрын

Hope

@sailormoonbanana4629 4 жыл бұрын

*_Hope_*

@kiseee1774 4 жыл бұрын

Hope

@missytizon4477 4 жыл бұрын

Hope

@caterpillar3275 4 жыл бұрын

hope

@kennedynicole4667 5 жыл бұрын

kurtis is the only youtuber that can make me not skip a promo

@talabear356 5 жыл бұрын

For me it's Drew, Danny, and Kurtis

@leann4265 5 жыл бұрын

Tala Bear yes I was going to mention Danny and Drew as well. All three of them might as well be the same guy😂

@krscartwright4951 5 жыл бұрын

Also Cody Ko. He's amazing

@torimilone3520 5 жыл бұрын

@@leann4265 nice reference lmao

@rumyanaromelova643 4 жыл бұрын

Yep. He pulls them off so smoothly

@dylancollins6578 9 ай бұрын

I actually really love this show. No way in hell they’d reboot it today but it was such an entertaining watch.

@kaliyahlopez9951 3 жыл бұрын

2:25 so THATS how ur supposed to remove them..💀

@erintrue9473 5 жыл бұрын

I swear to god Kurtis always has the smoothest way of promoting his sponsors

@salerosem1976 5 жыл бұрын

damn smooth intros to the sponsors

@HarrisSpinos 5 жыл бұрын

but not as smooth as dr carver's easy shave butter

@salerosem1976 5 жыл бұрын

true @Harrris S . but don't you mean shave better. I know. lame.

@ayaashraf-wr8ki 5 жыл бұрын

Hey are u feeling good ?

@salerosem1976 5 жыл бұрын

yeah

@marlee.n.r8895 5 жыл бұрын

That was the only sponsorship I actually watched I didn't skip at all

@Thebestsk8reva 5 жыл бұрын

Medusa x is that a dixie cup? In yo default

@deez9966 5 жыл бұрын

SAME

@i.need.a.new.nickname 5 жыл бұрын

I always feel guilty for not watching them so I always watch them whoops

@PinkieLeKitty 5 жыл бұрын

Nitch Ass Bigga i think it’s la croix lol

@hannahpaige7625 5 жыл бұрын

cause kurtis is just such an adorable human being

@Mr1991bbk Жыл бұрын

I need more of these old Canadian show videos. I completely forgot about these shows.

@keiorie 2 жыл бұрын

the fact that i'm still pansexual after this proves sexuality isn't a choice

@OfficialPulseDrummer 5 жыл бұрын

'this picture smells like pizza extreme flavor blasted goldfish' x3,086 likes

@cecemin 5 жыл бұрын

mikey or something not to mention he was one of them

@lipikar98 4 жыл бұрын

Kurtis: I only make fun of the things he can choose like his hobbies, not the way he looks, don't be mean Kurtis, 2 seconds later: this guy looks like murderer

@pissapocalypse 3 жыл бұрын

To be fair he does lol

@Li_Tobler 3 жыл бұрын

He reminded me of Vaas from Far Cry 3, who's... well if you know you know 💀

@0.-.0 3 жыл бұрын

I mean, he wasn't making fun of that guy's appearance tho, he was making fun of his lack of facial expressions as being cold and calculated

@lipikar98 3 жыл бұрын

@@0.-.0 my comment is only a joke, my dude...

@thatcarnivorousteacher4055 2 жыл бұрын

He did choose to keep his hair short and cover himself with cocoa butter (it makes him look sweaty, like he just killed someone) and he has that murderous grin

@olliescribbles Жыл бұрын

Where I am right now it’s storming VERY bad. And I don’t do well with storms, but your videos & noise canceling headphones are helping

@Thomas.jefferson 2 жыл бұрын

That ad, Cha cha real smooth Kurtis.

@keegers103 5 жыл бұрын

Kurtis: *makes fun of soft boy* Kurtis: *is also soft boy* Edit: He can call himself a hard boy or a sweet boy but he is still a soft boy lmao

@quinlanhogan7543 5 жыл бұрын

He specified he was a hard boy

@beanlayers2272 5 жыл бұрын

He's a sweet boy also a hard boy

@kopchakk 5 жыл бұрын

“Can she even smell my cocoa butter wtf” IM DONE LMFAOOOOO

@maggiee639 5 жыл бұрын

Nicole Kopchak like what a weirdo lol

@caitx4027 5 жыл бұрын

😂😭😂😂😂😂😂

@eliasepica 3 жыл бұрын

4:58 why does the intro sound like danganronpa execution music but jazzier

@cinnamon6432 Жыл бұрын

bababababaooooo

@grayc.5492 3 жыл бұрын

That was the smoothest transition into a sponsorship that I've ever seen

@willowdrakon 4 жыл бұрын

"Or whatever you choose to identify as" "They're not treating woman like people" This is why I love krut.

@adrienneczerni6516 4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit willow it's you! Off of discord!!!

@adrienneczerni6516 4 жыл бұрын

K r u t

@5Amigos32 4 жыл бұрын

Kurtis says trans rights

@nosleep9816 4 жыл бұрын

Same but tbh how can someone not love him

@zwitter_zwitter 4 жыл бұрын

Krut really said right for everyone

@rosyelizabeth801 5 жыл бұрын

Not use any words and just dance is exactly what 89% of weird men do to women in clubs

@plantmurderer2457 5 жыл бұрын

The one time I went to a club the only dudes I danced with did exactly this and they were actually kind of good and pretty cool.

@MegCazalet 5 жыл бұрын

Partly because it’s so goddamn loud. Damn I sound old but I always hated how loud it was and having to shout. I preferred bars to dance clubs. BUT you’re absolutely right, dancing while exuding a sense of fun, open confidence simply invites a girl to dance along, no awkward cringey pickup lines. Body language is so important, I hope people aren’t losing the ability to read it as the Internet has consumed so much of our communication focus. Yup, I am old for sure. Ugh. Edit::Was replying to Female Anatomy, oops.

@username-mk4qv 5 жыл бұрын

Accurate

@elisoukhi4370 Жыл бұрын

this made me feel way better about my flirting skills, that's for sure

@Livingingratitudeforever 2 ай бұрын

I just found KurtisTown 2 weeks ago and am going through a hard divorce of 11 years to a person with NPD. Thank you for giving me a lot of laughs and hope in these dark days. I love it here.

@IDKYPPLRLOLING 5 жыл бұрын

Respects women, acknowledges nonbinary people, we stan a woke KING

@isadoracalladonollasabbag2939 5 жыл бұрын

oh we STAN

@kawaiisassysweet1914 5 жыл бұрын

muna osman whomst tf you talking to mate

@nickv.3573 4 жыл бұрын

@marli ferguson I'm good

@purna062vishi6 4 жыл бұрын

🤤

@gulumb0345 4 жыл бұрын

Shift P oh hey there gamzee, this is the first time I actually agree with you.

@g.molina3269 5 жыл бұрын

Kurtis: I'm not making fun of his looks Also Kurtis: This guy's face is what you see before you die 😂😂😂

@ninja-981 5 жыл бұрын

To be fair it was the other guy who's looks he was making fun of.

@salerosem1976 5 жыл бұрын

To be fair, it's a scary damn face...not ugly, scary with a knife

@RiversCuomo42 10 ай бұрын

The part where Kurtis was acting out Cocoa Butter Chris’ stare had me dying 😭

@karalynnn8492 2 жыл бұрын

usually i skip through the ads but got damn kurtis that transition into the ad was flawless that i sat through it LOL respect the grind

@RainGreene 5 жыл бұрын

u look like a dad in your 20s on vacation in hawaii

@rgggxo 5 жыл бұрын

See... I got weed dealer in Hawaii.

@NikkiMinaj55 5 жыл бұрын

my dad

@fuzzydeborah 5 жыл бұрын

Can confirm. 90% of people look like that here.

@DB-ft5qm 5 жыл бұрын

rain greene your face is roundish

@Jukajobs 5 жыл бұрын

i thought he looked like a lesbian (this isnt meant as an insult, i am a lesbian myself), and i guess theres a specific kind of lesbian that really looks like dads on vacation in hawaii but younger. i could make some venn diagram out of this