The Most Attractive Man on YouTube

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Kurtis Conner

Kurtis Conner

5 жыл бұрын

I've found the most attractive man on KZfaq. I know that because he has a channel called The Attractive Man. Just like I have a channel called Kurtis Conner. Because I am the most Kurtis Conner on KZfaq. Anyways lol today we take a look at The Attractive Man's super weird content! Enjoy.
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Пікірлер: 26 000
@bridgetn6589
@bridgetn6589 5 жыл бұрын
As a certified female, I don't want that dude within a 100-mile radius of me
@victorsmith11
@victorsmith11 4 жыл бұрын
As a fellow female how does one get certified again (asking for a friend lol)
@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, how do I get certified?
@fayth1537
@fayth1537 4 жыл бұрын
that to close for me his ego would rip my shoulder out
@robenkhoury7079
@robenkhoury7079 4 жыл бұрын
_certified_
@hayleesci7208
@hayleesci7208 4 жыл бұрын
yo brid i was just scrolling and found this omg we stan
@pixeldonkey1828
@pixeldonkey1828 4 жыл бұрын
"if a girl looks at you, she's interested in you" damn bro family gatherings just got weird
@katiescreativitycorner8487
@katiescreativitycorner8487 4 жыл бұрын
Alabama
@noghoulsintoronto
@noghoulsintoronto 4 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@quekwek8051
@quekwek8051 4 жыл бұрын
My teacher looking at me during recitation:
@MeltingMellons
@MeltingMellons 4 жыл бұрын
My female cat: 🥴
@naan000
@naan000 3 жыл бұрын
awkward eye contact with janitor
@thiccecheese2282
@thiccecheese2282 2 жыл бұрын
Another way to get a woman to chase you is to go up to her, tap her shoulder and say “tag” and then run away
@melancholycorvid
@melancholycorvid Жыл бұрын
as a woman I can confirm this
@Heather-ip8sd
@Heather-ip8sd Жыл бұрын
@@melancholycorvid me too
@megand12345
@megand12345 Жыл бұрын
10/10 great advise
@nbrooksmurphy
@nbrooksmurphy Жыл бұрын
Normal women don't chase any man or woman. We chase or kids around the house
@biz26
@biz26 Жыл бұрын
Can’t believe you’re dropping game like this for free
@chi1049
@chi1049 2 жыл бұрын
Soo Russell is attracted to horses, Jordy is attracted to ants, And Matt is attracted to cats. Now we know
@Baldjotarokujo
@Baldjotarokujo Жыл бұрын
Ooh this makes sense
@WTMR-FM
@WTMR-FM Жыл бұрын
cant bring any of these pickup artists to the farm 😔😔😔
@I_love_laufey
@I_love_laufey Жыл бұрын
@@WTMR-FMthey might try and flirt with the animals for all we know!
@madisonmorris7394
@madisonmorris7394 9 ай бұрын
Russel just wants a stable relationship 😂
@Clownish_bug
@Clownish_bug 4 ай бұрын
@@madisonmorris7394 LMAO YES
@caterpillar3275
@caterpillar3275 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like this guy would say something like "you just haven't met the right guy yet." to a lesbian.
@lee2791
@lee2791 4 жыл бұрын
I’d be like “I’ve met exactly the right men to confirm that I am indeed, lesbian. You are one of those men.”
@whytho8856
@whytho8856 4 жыл бұрын
some girl: i'm gay mat: *i can change that*
@koolkat-hq5xc
@koolkat-hq5xc 4 жыл бұрын
Or he seems like the kind of guy to say that lesbians are "hot"
@lilo2373
@lilo2373 4 жыл бұрын
I dated this guy and I broke up with him because u was really questioning my sexuality and how I felt towards him. Months later He texted me wanting to hook up and I told him that I had a strong acttraction to girls... he says “I know how I can change that 😏”
@whytho8856
@whytho8856 4 жыл бұрын
@@lilo2373 WHAT THE FUCKKK
@Ava-hu4gc
@Ava-hu4gc 5 жыл бұрын
ok but the moment a dude calls himself an alpha male that’s like the BIGGEST RED FLAG
@thecheesymango413
@thecheesymango413 5 жыл бұрын
420 likes!
@jolehanson
@jolehanson 5 жыл бұрын
If he does it un-ironically
@claudiaigsa6900
@claudiaigsa6900 5 жыл бұрын
@@jolehanson yeah, of course! But I'm sure we all know how to tell the difference
@polaroid_people4676
@polaroid_people4676 5 жыл бұрын
That whole channel is bullshit.
@smile_m4697
@smile_m4697 5 жыл бұрын
FACTS
@Reectjthegamekid
@Reectjthegamekid 2 жыл бұрын
As a transman, I can confirm my eyes were closed my entire childhood until i transitioned.
@sunshinebrownie4545
@sunshinebrownie4545 Жыл бұрын
I get it was… An eye opening experience :D
@cab1net_man
@cab1net_man Жыл бұрын
nice pfp
@nonctm777
@nonctm777 Жыл бұрын
As an afab non-binary i can confirm
@ominouslightning
@ominouslightning Жыл бұрын
As a fellow trans man, can confirm
@weirdweeb5527
@weirdweeb5527 Жыл бұрын
As a gender-fluid person, I can confirm my eyes are always closed when I feel more like a girl
@maddieallen9567
@maddieallen9567 11 ай бұрын
This is a rapist mindset. If any man approached me or touched me like this I’m feeling like I need to defend myself
@daeflowerr
@daeflowerr 9 ай бұрын
He’s the kind of guy who would think that kidnapping is a very good way to pick up them maidens (plot twist: it’s not)
@oliviaanderson426
@oliviaanderson426 4 жыл бұрын
As soon as a man refers to himself as an "alpha male", my brain immediately thinks "misogynist".
@pawankalyan6203
@pawankalyan6203 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you mam you gave a perfect def of alpha male
@linac4833
@linac4833 4 жыл бұрын
a big "you are cute but i found out you were a feminist so no thank you" vibes
@alyssawilesmith3885
@alyssawilesmith3885 4 жыл бұрын
My mind immediately goes to eww don’t say that
@JackSpasojevich
@JackSpasojevich 4 жыл бұрын
I think they're perfect synonyms
@robyndaniels4493
@robyndaniels4493 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah because whats the difference 😂?
@missboldsen
@missboldsen 4 жыл бұрын
Not only does this guy not understand women, he also doesn’t understand cats.
@mandarinablue8438
@mandarinablue8438 4 жыл бұрын
Double yikes
@sushigivesmelife2131
@sushigivesmelife2131 4 жыл бұрын
missboldsen I can't tell which is worse
@awesomeblueskull4048
@awesomeblueskull4048 4 жыл бұрын
Melanie Karlstetter the cat part
@AlexRoseLebreton
@AlexRoseLebreton 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah if you push away a cat they'll go away. When I pick up my cat he gets cuddly. But some cats hate affection.
@unpleasedwitch2235
@unpleasedwitch2235 4 жыл бұрын
Me, mother of 9 cats, um...no😂
@katattack907
@katattack907 Жыл бұрын
If someone grabs me by the shoulder and spins me around, they'd better be saving me from stepping in front of an oncoming bus. Any other reason, I will yell at your face.
@enderfries6213
@enderfries6213 Жыл бұрын
NO push them onto an upcoming bus
@vickname136
@vickname136 3 ай бұрын
Yes.
@zuzanna4380
@zuzanna4380 Жыл бұрын
What triggers the f out of me is that most of these dating coaches say "push her away and she will come back". No. This is absolutely not the way my dear fellas. This will create a toxic attachment style where she never knows where you stand about her and this method will certainly attract a lot of traumatized women who already had toxic relationships (possibly with a parent or ex) in their lives. Women who are mature and respect themselves will not come back after you push them away. Whoever invented that "technique" is a sick psycho.
@ViHatesCorpos
@ViHatesCorpos Жыл бұрын
wait whats this?? women are human beings with experiences, trauma, and feelings????
@zuzanna4380
@zuzanna4380 Жыл бұрын
@@ViHatesCorpos wild concept, I know right?
@ViHatesCorpos
@ViHatesCorpos Жыл бұрын
@@zuzanna4380 jesus hated them, because he told them the truth
@Vlad-1986
@Vlad-1986 Жыл бұрын
But they are right: They are not looking for healthy, happy relationships. They are looking for prey they can abuse, so of course they want to "filter" out perople who would not tolerate them. And sadly this is why being traumathised can lead trough a never ending circle of abusers.
@ViHatesCorpos
@ViHatesCorpos Жыл бұрын
@@Vlad-1986 this has to be satire…
@medusaneverleft
@medusaneverleft 5 жыл бұрын
accuracy of his videos: 0% accuracy of your commentary: 100%
@samira_360
@samira_360 5 жыл бұрын
Lo Sternberg accuracy of your comment: 1000%
@sirreadsalothater
@sirreadsalothater 5 жыл бұрын
I think you forgot a 0
@cameroncarter3235
@cameroncarter3235 5 жыл бұрын
Probably Crying that’s funny lol
@pragyax
@pragyax 3 жыл бұрын
These men literally talk about women like they're in a nature documentary.
@ladeesekhon5564
@ladeesekhon5564 3 жыл бұрын
Now we observe the wild female in her natural habitat.
@charlie6658
@charlie6658 3 жыл бұрын
nah, nature documentary commentators have more respect
@pragyax
@pragyax 3 жыл бұрын
@@charlie6658 true that
@Lily-1175
@Lily-1175 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@pretty948
@pretty948 3 жыл бұрын
Accurate , fairytale experience of meeting guys in public cause usually women stay locked in the kitchen where they belong /S
@user-bm3hx7pr8p
@user-bm3hx7pr8p Жыл бұрын
Bro the cat metaphor is so funny to me because not only is it dehumanizing and toxic it also goes against what he's saying, while it's true cats don't want to be chased but they don't want to be ignored either. in my experience, they just want a genuine healthy connection that comes with time and effort, and news flash that's how most relationships work.
@joshc5613
@joshc5613 9 ай бұрын
"To get a cat to like you, you have to push the cat away" Uhh... no, to get a cat to like you, you have to respect the cat's boundaries and be able to read its body language in order to know when it wants to be affectionate with you and when it wants to be left alone. Which actually IS similar to how you should behave around *anyone* (not just people who you're attracted to), so really, this is just Matt showing he doesn't understand cats OR women
@dvmpw33d
@dvmpw33d 2 жыл бұрын
"When a girl looks at you, it means she's into you" Me, a female, walking in public: "GOTTA KEEP MY EYES CLOSED, OR I AUTOMATICALLY LIKE 98 MEN"
@enderfries6213
@enderfries6213 Жыл бұрын
except if you hear shrek
@dvmpw33d
@dvmpw33d Жыл бұрын
turns out im not a girl and im multiple people lmao
@MariaTex3
@MariaTex3 Жыл бұрын
It's been really hard to go my whole life not seeing my father's or my brother's faces... Curse my woman eyes!!
@nouglas1989
@nouglas1989 5 жыл бұрын
Kurtis town Citizens: 80% female 20% male 100% Alpha Male
@paisley4197
@paisley4197 5 жыл бұрын
i was about to doubt that 80% of us were female then i looked at the comment section wow that's a lot of ladies.
@GlassCastle143
@GlassCastle143 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@mimineko1019
@mimineko1019 5 жыл бұрын
Staten Island 😎
@jestersudz6085
@jestersudz6085 5 жыл бұрын
I somehow did not see that joke comming.
@glimmerhutcherson139
@glimmerhutcherson139 3 жыл бұрын
We are all alpha male. Alpha male is us. We are one.
@megschwartz2461
@megschwartz2461 4 жыл бұрын
“How To Touch a Woman” Step 1: Don’t.
@jenniferaniaka2388
@jenniferaniaka2388 4 жыл бұрын
Step 3: Respect her wishes
@user-yw4lo1bq1k
@user-yw4lo1bq1k 4 жыл бұрын
Good point meg
@lashi_0007
@lashi_0007 4 жыл бұрын
Meg Schwartz are crisp high fives and epic fist bumps okay?
@ScariestGary
@ScariestGary 4 жыл бұрын
But what if I wanna touch myself?
@naya7031
@naya7031 4 жыл бұрын
Lashi_000 only if they’re crisp and epic
@venuss._.celestie
@venuss._.celestie 11 ай бұрын
As a woman, when someone rips off my shoulder in order to talk to me, I instantly become attracted
@generalginx
@generalginx Жыл бұрын
“Kindness and awareness of a woman’s boundaries and potential triggers is girl behavior!!! a REAL man goes out of his way to act with aggression and blatant disrespect to every woman he interacts with, as we ALL know” dude is CRAZY
@Karenlangegut
@Karenlangegut 3 жыл бұрын
Calling yourself “alpha” is the most beta thing EVER
@randoms2226
@randoms2226 3 жыл бұрын
I am a beta and I don't like this😫
@user-iz4vq8xf9j
@user-iz4vq8xf9j 3 жыл бұрын
Omega OOOO
@A7xeno
@A7xeno 3 жыл бұрын
I am delta male
@mitschire
@mitschire 3 жыл бұрын
I am sorry to inform you but the greek alphabet does not include enough letters to describe the rank of self proclamed 'alpha men'
@travishoudek4403
@travishoudek4403 3 жыл бұрын
I am an omega male
@LeafyGreens726
@LeafyGreens726 4 жыл бұрын
He's like the dude who responds too "I'm lesbian" with "I can change that"
@bonbon_1729
@bonbon_1729 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness. It's accurate and I hate it // A bi person
@carsoninabox
@carsoninabox 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, if a guy tells my lesbian ass he can change that about me, he's talking about getting a gender-change surgery. 💅😌✨
@mage_no_title
@mage_no_title 4 жыл бұрын
@@carsoninabox now thats epic.
@hpfan5188
@hpfan5188 4 жыл бұрын
Someone told me that
@ok-bg4vv
@ok-bg4vv 4 жыл бұрын
Oh myyy goood so true
@itsphanta8222
@itsphanta8222 2 жыл бұрын
As a woman I watch these to gain dominance over myself
@michaelmira-lopez1660
@michaelmira-lopez1660 Ай бұрын
Holy cow you're the real alpha out of all his subscribers
@Mousegosqueek
@Mousegosqueek Жыл бұрын
How to get a lady: be a good person, communicate, and maybe buy her some flowers if she likes them :D
@debanikgoswami4834
@debanikgoswami4834 Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately there are many socially inept guys out there who takes those advices. It also doesn't help that guys have to make first move and face rejection.
@laceyrainbolt5432
@laceyrainbolt5432 4 ай бұрын
@@debanikgoswami4834​​⁠it’s 2024 my guy, plenty of women are making the first move. true, they don’t do it as frequently as men, but if a woman is truly interested she’ll make a move or at least heavily imply that she wants you to (which is basically making the first move anyway).
@strikethatreverseit9108
@strikethatreverseit9108 3 жыл бұрын
He's basically telling men to put their hands on a woman without consent.
@dog_boy5123
@dog_boy5123 3 жыл бұрын
yeah bad idea learned from first hand that doing that can get you slapped pretty hard lets just say i learned my lesson
@bryce4650
@bryce4650 3 жыл бұрын
Surprised he's not imprisoned, he'd be beat in where I am
@justapotatoface2393
@justapotatoface2393 3 жыл бұрын
@@dog_boy5123 I'm kinda proud of you for learning and understanding that it isn't okey.
@Sara-tf5si
@Sara-tf5si 3 жыл бұрын
@@dog_boy5123 it’s nice to see guys change their behaviour when they Learn it’s wrong so shout out to you
@spiltmilk0204
@spiltmilk0204 3 жыл бұрын
@@dog_boy5123 proud of you for learning thats a big no no and not trying to do it again mate
@NatalieMarie917
@NatalieMarie917 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing screams insecure / fragile ego more than referring to yourself as an “alpha male”
@tamarakiss5943
@tamarakiss5943 4 жыл бұрын
exactly :D it's so funny
@christinekho5754
@christinekho5754 4 жыл бұрын
I see your logic and I raise you "a man who calls himself an omega male completely seriously"
@ReptilianTeaDrinker
@ReptilianTeaDrinker 4 жыл бұрын
The exact definition of toxic masculinity. He's so desperate for the PUH that he thinks a woman just looking at him must mean she's so into him. Ugh.
@itz_caz8909
@itz_caz8909 4 жыл бұрын
Christine Kho he has anxiety and he needs a friend and a good hug :)
@christinekho5754
@christinekho5754 4 жыл бұрын
@@itz_caz8909 depends on the guy, cause I've seen people use the omega male as a synonym for "nice guy." And then they lament and whine about how girls don't like them cause they're "not as masculine or strong as other guys."
@brhorton19
@brhorton19 Жыл бұрын
Hey Kurtis, Not to be weird, but I’ve been kind of binge watching all of your episodes for the past month (ish?) now, and I just wanted to say that i really appreciate your sense of humor and your approach to positive, nontoxic masculinity. I watched your Pinocchio review when I got too high last year, and it really helped me calm down. I haven’t been able to relax while I’m alone because my anxiety has been through the roof, and your videos help me chill the fuck out, which is really needed these days. I think you’re providing a nonjudgmental space for all people to laugh at society in a way that doesn’t make us fall into despair. It’s so wonderful to hear a man encourage other men to treat women as equals. I think there’s a meme in my head of incels and alpha males holding hands and skipping through a field together, if that makes sense. It’s terrifying to imagine why these narratives are trending right now. I feel deep paranoia when I’m in public because maybe the men around me feel entitled to my body, my attention, and my safety. Creators like you who push back against that narrative are essential to the future of equality, equity, feminism and just a less shitty world. Anyway yeah, I hope you know that your content does have a meaningful purpose, and I’m sure it has helped a lot more people like me. Thanks for being a very really good person! Beth
@FryedChffon
@FryedChffon Жыл бұрын
This is quite sweet, hope you are doing well Beth
@abaraiii
@abaraiii Жыл бұрын
This was quite nice, Beth! Hope you are doing well!!!
@chulasmall-chip1922
@chulasmall-chip1922 11 ай бұрын
this is quite lovely, beth. i hope that youre doing well!!
@thewizard555
@thewizard555 11 ай бұрын
always keep some sharp object or pepper spray or taser in your hand reach while walking anywhere . slice these alpha creeps
@mushroomranger4864
@mushroomranger4864 Жыл бұрын
I like how Kurtis is making fun of mayor's but he is the most popular mayor I know.
@delaneybee
@delaneybee 4 жыл бұрын
“become popular” IS THIS MIDDLE SCHOOL
@sIurz
@sIurz 4 жыл бұрын
Yes actually
@mikuzillas
@mikuzillas 4 жыл бұрын
I actually try to avoid getting attention lol
@vinodkumaraug
@vinodkumaraug 4 жыл бұрын
Trump is popular. Is this middle school?
@pawsnotclaws2772
@pawsnotclaws2772 4 жыл бұрын
Delaney B lmao
@011mph
@011mph 4 жыл бұрын
@@vinodkumaraug yes
@stanaobing6849
@stanaobing6849 4 жыл бұрын
96% of the time in a bar, a woman is keeping her eyes on you to make sure you don’t roofie her drink 😳😳
@brub6916
@brub6916 4 жыл бұрын
Stan Queen For Clear Skin thats true
@011mph
@011mph 4 жыл бұрын
Omg so true
@SofiluProductions
@SofiluProductions 4 жыл бұрын
Fax
@JordinAlexandra22222
@JordinAlexandra22222 4 жыл бұрын
Yepppp
@taltzi
@taltzi 4 жыл бұрын
true also i love ur username and pfp
@foxhitsdrums
@foxhitsdrums 11 ай бұрын
my cat is literally just chilling on my lap rn and when the cat segment played i just looked down at her and she looked up at me and it was a nice little moment
@Izaax16174
@Izaax16174 2 ай бұрын
Than everyone started clapping
@Jason-vw4vy
@Jason-vw4vy 9 ай бұрын
I'm a 13 year old guy guy, and even I know this won't work
@danrandall3302
@danrandall3302 9 ай бұрын
Good stuff, you’re on the right track
@Sqwirrel_Bonez
@Sqwirrel_Bonez 9 ай бұрын
W
@maryg5644
@maryg5644 3 жыл бұрын
Dear everyone: Don't touch strangers! Sincerely, Common knowledge
@keepyourshoesathedoor
@keepyourshoesathedoor 3 жыл бұрын
Do it if you dare.
@Merpsicles
@Merpsicles 3 жыл бұрын
*aggressively taking notes*
@nessyness5447
@nessyness5447 3 жыл бұрын
Unless you want to be possibly beaten , hit with an umbrella, etc.
@karynalovesyou4615
@karynalovesyou4615 3 жыл бұрын
12:03
@reneklaczak9566
@reneklaczak9566 3 жыл бұрын
Sadly for some it's not.
@venus818
@venus818 5 жыл бұрын
A man unironically using term "alpha male" triggers my fight or flight response.
@cruzcamila3132
@cruzcamila3132 5 жыл бұрын
Omg I know right? Lmao
@nycoleleon713
@nycoleleon713 5 жыл бұрын
yummycookiecake88 yep
@kukkajukkanen
@kukkajukkanen 5 жыл бұрын
This
@charlierand82
@charlierand82 5 жыл бұрын
Someone I knew from school started posting shit about how he was becoming an alpha male on his ig, I commented that it was weird and unnecessary and he blocked me so 👌
@venus818
@venus818 5 жыл бұрын
@@charlierand82 sounds like mission accomplished lol
@javierpaulino4279
@javierpaulino4279 11 ай бұрын
I love how matt thinks people will search up "how to get girls" like a game tutorial and they do
@gobrrrr2375
@gobrrrr2375 11 ай бұрын
Yup, theres some really desperate sad lonely men out there, and I love laughing at them
@Theatre_Freak
@Theatre_Freak Ай бұрын
Unfortunately I looked it up once in middle school because i was being bullied for being single 😭 I never used the advice because it never felt right. Fym ‘degrade her, tell her things she doesn’t want to hear and then tell her how to do better’? THATS NOT WHAT WOMEN WANT 😭
@mr.dudbud4551
@mr.dudbud4551 Ай бұрын
​@@Theatre_FreakI'm glad you didn't fall for that when you were in middle school there are lots of kids who fall for those toxic ideas
@olandoblen5791
@olandoblen5791 Күн бұрын
​@@Theatre_Freakwhut? I never ever once saw someone get bullied for being single in freakin middle school. But that was a time before social media and everything. And in Germany. If you can even call these real relationships at that age...
@ajbethel6910
@ajbethel6910 11 ай бұрын
"and you hunt women" I genuinely gagged LMAO like if he said "you're a predator" instead of "you're a hunter" it literally would work the same way
@mara-vp5re
@mara-vp5re 5 жыл бұрын
"become popular" y'all in middle School or something?
@mason6950
@mason6950 5 жыл бұрын
Mara Vrabie that’s what i was thinking. i was like “what you want to join the football team?”
@abbyneugebauer
@abbyneugebauer 5 жыл бұрын
Mara Vrabie i thought the same shit
@helingulx
@helingulx 4 жыл бұрын
i think he meant being known and little bit famous so ppl come to you and say sth like oh aren't u that guy from that *stuff* and you start talking about things that shows actually how amazing and attractive you are
@lucyschraff4893
@lucyschraff4893 4 жыл бұрын
Dude I am the lowest of the low (a girl with bad acne in eighth grade whos confused abt her sexuality) and even I fucking know that Jesus fuck that is the most petulant thing ever😂😂
@lalala-vk7ex
@lalala-vk7ex 4 жыл бұрын
Run for mayor
@Gojirilla
@Gojirilla 4 жыл бұрын
"like 80% of my audience is female" looks like they found the real handsome man.
@janeeyre1990
@janeeyre1990 4 жыл бұрын
He also, y'know, talks about women like they're people and calls out other men for being misogynistic.
@Gojirilla
@Gojirilla 4 жыл бұрын
@@janeeyre1990 Well yeah, I was just callin him handsome, bruh
@ashmitpattnayak8060
@ashmitpattnayak8060 4 жыл бұрын
he's soooo cute!
@bbgorl7470
@bbgorl7470 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a lesbian and i agree
@billgates9778
@billgates9778 4 жыл бұрын
T0MYA sorry i love your profile picture just had to say it
@oogaboogabe3464
@oogaboogabe3464 Жыл бұрын
Love how his advice in the first video was "stare at a woman and approach her" like yeah i'm sure they won't think you are trying to kill them or something
@itshannah6048
@itshannah6048 2 жыл бұрын
“Hi. You can’t look at me like that without at least saying hi. Hi.” I FELL OVER
@JackTheLion
@JackTheLion 2 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo I was watching and that line just played as I was reading this 😂
@IWillNeverReadYourReply
@IWillNeverReadYourReply 2 ай бұрын
Please this man is supposed to be an expert at speaking to women and he said "hi" three times in one 30 second interaction. I'm not seeing the expertise
@elisabethtraister941
@elisabethtraister941 5 жыл бұрын
THIS DUDE IS LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF THE GUY YOU STAY AWAY FROM AT ALL COSTS AT A PARTY
@banjofrog3471
@banjofrog3471 5 жыл бұрын
Definitely not papa kurtis 😂
@suides4810
@suides4810 5 жыл бұрын
Andrei Andrei2 yea no
@lolwhat4606
@lolwhat4606 5 жыл бұрын
Sui Des this dudes comments are all transphobic/misogynistic/etc he just mad cos he realised he uses alpha and beta unironically lmao
@skyraven89
@skyraven89 5 жыл бұрын
He’d drug your drink and call that a tip to get women to sleep with you
@r.b_7875
@r.b_7875 4 жыл бұрын
lol what lmao I know right was about to point that out myself
@pamelaouattara4236
@pamelaouattara4236 5 жыл бұрын
This is how sexual abusers are made, it's kinda scary that some men actually think this is ok
@antonjagenburg6461
@antonjagenburg6461 5 жыл бұрын
look there are always sone idiots
@baambooob
@baambooob 5 жыл бұрын
@@asmaamaher4409 didnt they say some?
@jaymerc4362
@jaymerc4362 5 жыл бұрын
I am an ARMY and I will raid the comment section relax... they never generalized.
@thenewloyal2175
@thenewloyal2175 5 жыл бұрын
Girl accidentally glances at you *WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT*
@martywoodruff2331
@martywoodruff2331 5 жыл бұрын
I am an ARMY and I will raid the comment section They said "...some men" 😑 I understand what you mean, but please just reread a sentence before you comment, I've had many near misses from reading comments wrong
@rinmadepie
@rinmadepie Жыл бұрын
my method for picking up girls is to be completely oblivious to their liking of you for three years, go through a phase where you think you're gay, then when you realize you're not to continue not picking up on her cues until she's about to give up, and then finally asking her out. works every time that one time we did it. still together tho
@helen.3432
@helen.3432 Жыл бұрын
One time at Walmart Auto, I was giving the cashier my number and the person behind me wrote it down and then called me later on that day and said something along the lines of “you can’t be showing off your assets like that without expecting to get hit on” 🤢
@laceyrainbolt5432
@laceyrainbolt5432 4 ай бұрын
that’s terrifying i’m so sorry that happened to you. i’ve had some uncomfortable interactions with men at walmart too. why is it always walmart??
@helen.3432
@helen.3432 4 ай бұрын
@@laceyrainbolt5432 I’m sorry you’ve had similar experiences! And I have no clue! The deals can be nice but at what cost 😪
@adadelacruz99
@adadelacruz99 5 жыл бұрын
"Men who show their hands are more approachable" --Police Training 101
@keziahd3204
@keziahd3204 5 жыл бұрын
this comment is brilliant, please run for mayor
@adadelacruz99
@adadelacruz99 5 жыл бұрын
Keziah D i will ONLY run to pick up the chicks 😎🔥
@lynnmorton9243
@lynnmorton9243 5 жыл бұрын
Ada Delacruz you just gotta act like you don’t want the major position, then they’ll chase you down and beg you to be major. We’ve done the tests.
@adadelacruz99
@adadelacruz99 5 жыл бұрын
Lynn Morton An alpha male NEVER backs down from a challenge 😤
@trollololol4601
@trollololol4601 3 жыл бұрын
Ada Delacruz I challenge u to respect women
@victorialudwig
@victorialudwig 5 жыл бұрын
Kinda scary that some guys actually think like this
@spaghetti1397
@spaghetti1397 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr? Hahahaha fckng gross how they think they're so cool and attractive with this "alphamale" thing
@MeanBeanComedy
@MeanBeanComedy 5 жыл бұрын
These are little boys, not men.
@whatthehellisthis
@whatthehellisthis 5 жыл бұрын
Mean Bean Productions i hope they grow out of this
@QuietVillain
@QuietVillain 5 жыл бұрын
please dont think were all alpha males lol
@whatthehellisthis
@whatthehellisthis 5 жыл бұрын
Quintin Garvin don’t worry i’m aware of the sane guys lol
@emilypurrentiss
@emilypurrentiss Жыл бұрын
if a man ever grabbed my shoulder and forcefully turned me around to face him in public i would knock him tf out.
@Whol3NothaL3v3l
@Whol3NothaL3v3l 2 жыл бұрын
This video has confirmed my worst observations. That when you look at certain guys they think it's because you like them. I've never heard a guy actually state that's what they believe, until this video. Once I started noticing that guys would try to hit on me after making contact, I started being intentional about not looking at them unless I'm about to say something.
@thefadingmelody163
@thefadingmelody163 5 жыл бұрын
Any man who ever refers to himself or any other man as “alpha” or “beta” or whatever is immediately added to my real-life blocked list.
@ksfishchannel
@ksfishchannel 5 жыл бұрын
"Real life blocked list" that's my new favorite phrase
@td4895
@td4895 5 жыл бұрын
Liked your comment to make it 666. You're welcome 😂
@Radio-sj5th
@Radio-sj5th 5 жыл бұрын
🗡🗡 yes, real-life blocked list
@meggielolol
@meggielolol 5 жыл бұрын
RIP Matt Watson
@natsukilovestobake4427
@natsukilovestobake4427 5 жыл бұрын
“Real-life blocked list” Uhhh I think that’s called a restraining order 🙄 (ik you’re joking I’m just joking back lol)
@is444b3l
@is444b3l 3 жыл бұрын
Guys like him are the reason girls walk quickly when guys are behind them
@kate434
@kate434 3 жыл бұрын
Pfft yeah
@travisdelee8647
@travisdelee8647 3 жыл бұрын
I seriously hate the alpha douche try hard. I buy women cheap drinks and ask them to throw it in dood's face when he inevitably comes over to vommit out his banter of douchebaggery.
@autumndawson06
@autumndawson06 3 жыл бұрын
guys like him are the reason im so comfortable in my lesbianism
@autumndawson06
@autumndawson06 3 жыл бұрын
@@travisdelee8647 living for that man
@kate434
@kate434 3 жыл бұрын
@@autumndawson06 yep
@charcharslide27
@charcharslide27 Жыл бұрын
I actually think all men who genuinely like this guys advice should follow it because then they'll filter themselves out of the dating pool
@SandwichGodAllMighty
@SandwichGodAllMighty Жыл бұрын
Fr
@Aiden22403
@Aiden22403 2 жыл бұрын
a couple of years ago (in class, during break) i was just zoned out thinking about whatever, i didnt realise i was looking at a dude, he came to me and just fucking started yelling "the fuck are you looking at? got a crush on me or shit?" he started getting way too close so i kicked him in the balls and we never talked ever again, nor did he approach me
@bathtubacoustics2138
@bathtubacoustics2138 4 жыл бұрын
He’s so creepy even his hairline is trying to get away from him.
@lemonmccunt9483
@lemonmccunt9483 4 жыл бұрын
Faith this is the most amazing get rekt moment I have ever seen
@sydneybrooks6038
@sydneybrooks6038 4 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@angelic-haven
@angelic-haven 4 жыл бұрын
Super RaH NATION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@goldenarrowmemes7834
@goldenarrowmemes7834 4 жыл бұрын
He’ll get it back. He’ll just steal its purse and it’ll chase him.
@g03ldie
@g03ldie 4 жыл бұрын
this sounds like it could be a line from the amazing world of gumball
@Light-jm2xt
@Light-jm2xt 3 жыл бұрын
"A girl looks at you, shes interested in you." Nah fam. Im judging you
@Rhyxelz
@Rhyxelz 3 жыл бұрын
Or staring into space and I haven't realized I'm looking at a person
@toeeatingcat3837
@toeeatingcat3837 3 жыл бұрын
@@Rhyxelz most of the time when i looked at boys I'm probs thinkin what I game I could play when I go home
@dog_boy5123
@dog_boy5123 3 жыл бұрын
hey i know someone like that! they also hate me!
@twinklefire7241
@twinklefire7241 3 жыл бұрын
@@Rhyxelz I get so mad at myself when I accidentally make eye contact with a remotely attractive male, because I think “great, now he thinks I’m interested and would totally do him if he just gave me, a mere peasant, a tiny chance. He clearly made my day just by acknowledging my presence, and I will now go to sleep pining for his glory”.
@starlafetcho4433
@starlafetcho4433 3 жыл бұрын
@@Rhyxelz I've been there so many times...where like the dreamy blob you're musing at just morphs into a person's face, and they're looking at you like. Ah, the wonders of attention deficit
@envy2069
@envy2069 Жыл бұрын
This is why I carry pepper spray everywhere I go
@brookem3232
@brookem3232 2 ай бұрын
I'm revisiting your old videos that I've already watched. Thank you for being here for me on days I need to laugh.
@autumnbay8031
@autumnbay8031 5 жыл бұрын
Kurtis Conner: *is a mayor* Kurtis Conner: *is a famous KZfaqr* Kurtis Conner: *has a girl* This can’t be a coincidence
@srhgmrs
@srhgmrs 5 жыл бұрын
But he doesn't have a prank channel
@sofial-c3286
@sofial-c3286 5 жыл бұрын
they should invite this dude on the ‘we are not the same person’ tour.
@thornprick2645
@thornprick2645 5 жыл бұрын
@@srhgmrs he's pranking us right now by pretending that's not how to get a girl
@thentoobadiguess7920
@thentoobadiguess7920 5 жыл бұрын
He's a mayor?
@graceotte4002
@graceotte4002 5 жыл бұрын
Just a simple Yandere the mayor of Curtis town
@strangeavocado9279
@strangeavocado9279 3 жыл бұрын
He’s the kind of person that refers to woman exclusively as “the females.”
@kidkakashi623
@kidkakashi623 3 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 but women are females tho lol but yeah he definitely is one of them
@miaalmeida4787
@miaalmeida4787 3 жыл бұрын
@@kidkakashi623 not all women are females, and refer to people using 'male' and 'female' is resuming them and treating as an animal. in all languages i know besides english (including my mother tongue) male and female are used only for animals
@keepyourshoesathedoor
@keepyourshoesathedoor 3 жыл бұрын
@@miaalmeida4787 Right.
@jlc5271
@jlc5271 3 жыл бұрын
@@miaalmeida4787 all women are females
@miaalmeida4787
@miaalmeida4787 3 жыл бұрын
@@jlc5271 no, some women arent
@kyky409
@kyky409 Жыл бұрын
I thought the misogynistic men that are super disrespectful to women were just born that way, today I learned that they were created by people like Matt. This dude mentioned every turn off in the book!
@2amonasaturdayafternoon
@2amonasaturdayafternoon 2 жыл бұрын
"You are a MAN!" me, a trans guy: oh why thank you mister cishet i appreciate your allyship
@mona-qz6dm
@mona-qz6dm 4 жыл бұрын
this guy has never been around: - women - cats
@lovielee1200
@lovielee1200 4 жыл бұрын
Haha nice lol 😂
@Grace-px5ck
@Grace-px5ck 4 жыл бұрын
- a mirror
@ollieverse
@ollieverse 4 жыл бұрын
Well, he hired one for his video 😂
@hurricanejay1777
@hurricanejay1777 4 жыл бұрын
So basically... he's never been around pussy
@maxinefinnfoxen
@maxinefinnfoxen 4 жыл бұрын
- REAL attractive men Neither have I thooo
@clairegopaul4977
@clairegopaul4977 5 жыл бұрын
kurtis making fun of guys becoming mayor as if he isn't mayor of Kurtistown
@theabjornsson2553
@theabjornsson2553 5 жыл бұрын
claire gopaul Hahahahahah lol
@aj7058
@aj7058 5 жыл бұрын
Plus it got women to listen to him...
@Emilliasimon1
@Emilliasimon1 5 жыл бұрын
he did it for his citizens not a girl. also he is the best mayor
@fujoera
@fujoera 5 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo
@juula9469
@juula9469 5 жыл бұрын
Lets send him some fancy ass mjor certificate omfg
@angryghiacchio4932
@angryghiacchio4932 Жыл бұрын
Ngl the extra greeting thing actually got me to subscribe, I dunno why but its nice. ❤
@bigdaddytruck3647
@bigdaddytruck3647 Жыл бұрын
I love kurtis’ perspective on stuff, he has the best sort of thoughts on this shit I wish his viewer base had more guys on it because then life would be so much better for everyone :’)
@alikat_2078
@alikat_2078 4 жыл бұрын
“touching her gently can make you come off as very unmasculine” actually not manhandling someone makes you come off as a normal person...
@itsbecca
@itsbecca 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously, if someone grabbed my shoulder and moved me like he shows I would feel very violated and probably flip out on him. Disgusting.
@malloryg4251
@malloryg4251 4 жыл бұрын
Omg, this is such a huge misconception amongst a lot of guys. Most women, including myself, will be more open to a guy who is sweet and genuine, and touching a woman gently communicates that he cares. It also suggests that he will take his time and try harder to please. This is wayyyyyy sexier than some creep who "takes charge" and tries to show how masculine he is. LOL
@alikat_2078
@alikat_2078 4 жыл бұрын
@@itsbecca yes ikr.
@alikat_2078
@alikat_2078 4 жыл бұрын
@@malloryg4251 yes exactly! for some reason they think we don't like "nice guys"
@jamesbuckingham7765
@jamesbuckingham7765 3 жыл бұрын
I would be TERRIFIED if i was just hanging out and some guy i don't know just aggressively grabbed my shoulder
@whyhellothere1546
@whyhellothere1546 4 жыл бұрын
"If a girl looks at you, they are interested" So my teacher has been interested in me for a whole school year.
@user-nw3ol7fk1i
@user-nw3ol7fk1i 4 жыл бұрын
fBI OPEN UP
@hamsterofdestruction
@hamsterofdestruction 4 жыл бұрын
Who would have thought
@ryanpalumbo9861
@ryanpalumbo9861 4 жыл бұрын
Everything Ever my mom has been interested in me my entire life then
@alexpaulk2819
@alexpaulk2819 4 жыл бұрын
Lesbians should never look at anyone ever then 😂
@user-nw3ol7fk1i
@user-nw3ol7fk1i 4 жыл бұрын
@@alexpaulk2819 would they be able to look in the mirror?
@aniatasheva
@aniatasheva Жыл бұрын
Julio Cortazar actually wrote a story about stairs and how to use them, so we was the _original_ Attractive Man
@Jasminejupiterjuice
@Jasminejupiterjuice Жыл бұрын
Thumbs up because my purse has been stolen three times in my 31 years. Lol! I'm also glad u shared that mostly women watch ur channel.! You really have me laughing out loud in my apartment.
@JesseDanLee
@JesseDanLee 4 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine accidentally making eye contact with a guy at Starbucks and his eyes grow super wide, he straightens his back, and he starts speedwalking straight at you like 'You can't just look at me like that'. I'm blowing a whistle.
@emilysyoutubechannel2259
@emilysyoutubechannel2259 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ the attractive man says you must fuck him now and we all know the attractive man knows best ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@NoobieNaj
@NoobieNaj 4 жыл бұрын
Jessi L I fucking spat out my water at the image of this 🤣🤣🤣
@remyrot77
@remyrot77 4 жыл бұрын
visualising this comment is going to give me an aneurysm dear lord
@AnnieWilson-dg3wj
@AnnieWilson-dg3wj 4 жыл бұрын
Jessi L this made me laugh
@ajschwartz2012
@ajschwartz2012 4 жыл бұрын
The deep breath I would take before blowing that whistle would be so intense I'm taking the oxygen out the whole ass starbucks.
@amberd9880
@amberd9880 4 жыл бұрын
Kurtis acting like he's not a cool, hot mayor.
@MsJerrySparkle
@MsJerrySparkle 4 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD
@screemingslay5415
@screemingslay5415 4 жыл бұрын
Well, he's the mayor of the Kurtistown soooooooo yeah
@Laylerlou
@Laylerlou 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO Yes
@kelandrathornton6117
@kelandrathornton6117 4 жыл бұрын
WHOA 😭
@Mel-xl9fz
@Mel-xl9fz 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@levihackerman8670
@levihackerman8670 2 жыл бұрын
As a female, I confirm I am highly attracted to mayors, my biggest crush happens to be mayor Aloysius O’Hare of Thneedville.
@magicyapper9819
@magicyapper9819 2 жыл бұрын
a girl in my city approached the mayor to take a selfie. After that she said that she always wanted to take a pic with the worst mayor in the history
@Amemiya16
@Amemiya16 5 жыл бұрын
As a certified woman for almost 23 years I can confirm...do NOT EVER do this...0/10 recommend
@cameroncarter3235
@cameroncarter3235 5 жыл бұрын
brittny pitkin lol
@christopherhammond5142
@christopherhammond5142 5 жыл бұрын
Where do women get those certificates? I'm going to hang out there and be just all alpha as fuck at them.
@gingerbreadgreeneyes
@gingerbreadgreeneyes 5 жыл бұрын
Christopher Hammond Now, I’m imagining some random man named Christopher trying to flirt with female newborns as their parents receive their birth certificates
@darrishawks6033
@darrishawks6033 5 жыл бұрын
@@gingerbreadgreeneyes negging babies like "hey, you can't just smile like that and not say hi haha. You come here often? You don't look like you get out much" p.s. They literally call it negging to insult girls you're trying to meet lmao
@anthonyhutchins2300
@anthonyhutchins2300 4 жыл бұрын
Oh I could have sworn you were an unofficial woman... Weird
@JasminMiettunen
@JasminMiettunen 5 жыл бұрын
As a girl, if an unknown man grabbed me like that, I'd grab my pepper spray.
@edgyspoon5793
@edgyspoon5793 5 жыл бұрын
What if the guy have a pepper spray fetish?
@tripatripatripatri
@tripatripatripatri 5 жыл бұрын
Jasmin Miettunen i’d punch his alpha face
@gsleazy1975
@gsleazy1975 5 жыл бұрын
Facts
@claudiahart4455
@claudiahart4455 5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to England where we don't have pepper spray but we do know how to Castrate or at the very least kick a groin😂
@am7504
@am7504 5 жыл бұрын
alpha males wld eat the goddamn spray bro
@roverthoblanco9675
@roverthoblanco9675 11 ай бұрын
Kurtis: makes fun of running for mayor for popularity also kurtis: mayor of Kurtistown
@floplyssa
@floplyssa 3 ай бұрын
As a newer follower here I've just been going through old videos at random and I just have to give a shout out to the Trixie shirt that I clocked IMMEDIATELY lol 💖 Sincerely, another queer woman in Kurtistown✌️happy to be here!
@moth.brained
@moth.brained 3 жыл бұрын
As a girl, i can confirm that we do keep our eyes closed all the time so that we don’t accidentally like anyone.
@shenree_
@shenree_ 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly, that's why we use makeup, we just paint eyes on our eyelids and live like this every day, looking normal Then we sense someone who we are attracted to And open our REAL eyes, black and deep as an infinite void Now we really look at you, you've been chosen And better stare back guys, stare at this insane cosmic holes or we won't like you anymore that's how to start a relationship
@bryce4650
@bryce4650 3 жыл бұрын
Just be yourself mate, these men are awful; they'd be punished and forced to attend a gender sensitivity seminar
@phoenixchi1332
@phoenixchi1332 3 жыл бұрын
@@shenree_ LMFAOOOOOOO
@soup8193
@soup8193 3 жыл бұрын
100% true
@Rhyxelz
@Rhyxelz 3 жыл бұрын
I stare directly at people and still only see them as friends
@disgruntledtoad2585
@disgruntledtoad2585 5 жыл бұрын
these are the kind of guys girls warn each other about.
@cherriluc
@cherriluc 4 жыл бұрын
And the fact that they think being an "aLpHa mALe" and doing these things are what girls find attractive is so scary to me. Cause it goes to show how some misogynistic men are so caught up in their fantasies they forget that women are human beings and not just sex machines.
@habijjj
@habijjj 4 жыл бұрын
A big problem with dudes like this also is that they are extremely shitty for woman and men he takes advantage of men's insecurity making them think oh this guys good at getting woman maybe I could to if I did this and ultimately it will backfire they'll get shot down a bunch of times then probably turn into an incel all because some fucking asshole like this guy wants to make money and not give a fuck about anyone else's life
@lividphysics1237
@lividphysics1237 4 жыл бұрын
The 2 top commenters profile pictures are of the same painting lmao
@eminem13001
@eminem13001 4 жыл бұрын
No it’s all about being confident
@ponetu
@ponetu 4 жыл бұрын
True
@ventiehe6210
@ventiehe6210 Жыл бұрын
honestly, as a girl, can confirm, we just walk around with our eyes closed. just run into shit for no reason
@hohohoho1814
@hohohoho1814 2 жыл бұрын
I just wanna marry a nice artist who likes books. That's all man
@BoxOfToasters
@BoxOfToasters 3 ай бұрын
I hope you find 'em one day
@a.l657
@a.l657 5 жыл бұрын
Kurtis Town is mostly female. Way to go, Alpha Male.
@alex_t_reed
@alex_t_reed 5 жыл бұрын
He's coming for the respect of women b
@Qrengee
@Qrengee 5 жыл бұрын
respect all waman
@ReplyGuy22345
@ReplyGuy22345 4 жыл бұрын
That’s a sign of a beta male but go off
@emackenzie
@emackenzie 4 жыл бұрын
@@ReplyGuy22345 "being more appealing to women than men is the sign of a beta male" I'd say wow go off but you really didn't go anywhere with that one
@macdaddy5880
@macdaddy5880 3 жыл бұрын
The worst thing about being a woman is having to walk around with your eyes closed all the time. You’re constantly running into things and tripping.
@NBear2338
@NBear2338 3 жыл бұрын
Finally, someone gets it
@guillaumelagueyte1019
@guillaumelagueyte1019 2 жыл бұрын
Open your eyes for a second to avoid bumping into a tree? SEXY SIGNAL ACQUIRED, HELLO MADAM IT'S 3PM, PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR SHOULDER
@MissShailina
@MissShailina 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@yesitsmeagain5511
@yesitsmeagain5511 2 жыл бұрын
especially when hiking! Can’t tell you how many times I’ve fallen off of those mountain smh
@ahumanbeingthatcanbreathe4850
@ahumanbeingthatcanbreathe4850 2 жыл бұрын
True. I hate it when I'm walking with my eyes closed and constantly running into walls and I can't see where I'm going!
@beeee1234
@beeee1234 Жыл бұрын
matty boy talking about the eye contact thing freaks me OUTTT bro. i haven't had good experiences with men so unless i know they're not gonna be interested in me i very rarely look at men directly out of fear of them taking any kind of eye contact as a sign to fucking bother me and hit on me lol. haven't had many guys take no for an answer after they try flirting so id be happy with a guy never hitting on me ever again lmao
@rubysoho423
@rubysoho423 2 жыл бұрын
I’m on a high binge of these videos and omg kurtis is so damn cute.
@owo1357
@owo1357 4 жыл бұрын
this type of guy is the guy that if a woman rejected him by saying "im a lesbian" he would say "i dont mind". and thats the worst kind of guy
@person4144
@person4144 4 жыл бұрын
OMFG i got someone who did the exact same thing and I lied and said I'm a lesbian yet he thinks he can change that! Thank god I'm in a different country
@pokaay3163
@pokaay3163 4 жыл бұрын
Bruhh
@KarlG52
@KarlG52 4 жыл бұрын
or he would say “i could change that”
@howdy1812
@howdy1812 4 жыл бұрын
One time a guy came up to me and asked me to go to the movies with him and I told him I’m lesbian and he just goes, “oh, so?” So I was like “well, I have a girlfriend” and he goes, “well, you want a boyfriend though, right?” DUDE!!! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!
@ren-xi3yx
@ren-xi3yx 4 жыл бұрын
he’s so icky
@inactive3118
@inactive3118 3 жыл бұрын
He gives off "where's my hug?" vibes 💀
@JamieLBW
@JamieLBW 3 жыл бұрын
I could hear that perfectly in his horrible voice *Shudder*
@lostfound2014
@lostfound2014 3 жыл бұрын
@Light Yagami Ayo you cant go without sauce🥵
@jessicaconnolly5131
@jessicaconnolly5131 3 жыл бұрын
This sentence gives me flash backs
@omgheather1
@omgheather1 3 жыл бұрын
as i learned from the great quenlin blackwell, just say "in the past"
@maya-po2by
@maya-po2by 3 жыл бұрын
Love ur jack stauber pfp
@jennifermolina6697
@jennifermolina6697 10 ай бұрын
My daughter sent me this, and I am so glad that wonderful, attractive young men are out there fighting toxic masculinity. I am so proud of you. It's hard to stand up against this, but you do it and appeal to your generation.
@KaspertheGhost641
@KaspertheGhost641 Жыл бұрын
My favorite part of this video is Kurtis’ Trixie Mattel shirt 😂 love it
@sleepysenia
@sleepysenia 5 жыл бұрын
those 14% of males watching know what tf is up
@elijhajefferson3338
@elijhajefferson3338 5 жыл бұрын
🙌🙌
@noahpiovet8688
@noahpiovet8688 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks😤
@s13zenki
@s13zenki 5 жыл бұрын
Gang gang
@biusneek1949
@biusneek1949 5 жыл бұрын
Pp
@Ziemniak158
@Ziemniak158 5 жыл бұрын
Shut up, I'm an alpha male
@jamesmcintyre1729
@jamesmcintyre1729 5 жыл бұрын
Guys who say “Alpha Male” unironically are automatically unattractive to all women ever 😍
@sunflower2187
@sunflower2187 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly 💀
@nunpho
@nunpho 5 жыл бұрын
Truuuuth
@Alkarston
@Alkarston 5 жыл бұрын
I literally had a crush on a guy once and he called himself an alpha male and I literally didn’t have a crush on him anymore
@wildapricot9397
@wildapricot9397 5 жыл бұрын
One time my friend said something about "girls will always be attracted to the alpha male" and all the girls in the room just looked at him with cringe and judgment in their eyes
@Breaknique
@Breaknique 5 жыл бұрын
Never a truer word gurl 😂 Am I a bitch for thinking he's not attractive at all? He's got the personality of cornbread soaked in swamp water. Or even, no personality at all. And this is where I sound bitchy...he's not all that in the face either. His jaw was asleep during puberty and he's got Jodie Marsh's old nose. I feel okay saying this bc he is that slimy.
@pickledspoons
@pickledspoons 9 ай бұрын
I know a man is tough when he TELLS ME he’s tough, I like a man who can tell me something with words 🤯🤯
@CuosIsCrazy
@CuosIsCrazy 2 жыл бұрын
If a guy tried to turn me around just so I would talk to him? I am BOLTING.
@Jack-dk9bk
@Jack-dk9bk 5 жыл бұрын
If a dude physically moved me instead of tapping my shoulder I’d immediately assume he was a psychopath lmao
@beck2682
@beck2682 5 жыл бұрын
Mary Russell I’d slap his ass lmao
@julissa1754
@julissa1754 5 жыл бұрын
Time to run or square up
@klavdiya9821
@klavdiya9821 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!!
@bbaileyno
@bbaileyno 5 жыл бұрын
Id immediately fucking mace him
@melynnejimenez8242
@melynnejimenez8242 5 жыл бұрын
He's getting pepper sprayed soooo fucking quick 😂😂😂
@emmasanford9931
@emmasanford9931 4 жыл бұрын
Why does he look like everyone’s creepy uncle
@jade4208
@jade4208 4 жыл бұрын
He just needs to be fatter lmao
@Ana-kt7xw
@Ana-kt7xw 4 жыл бұрын
Aaliyah Jade LMAOOO
@lucyrose9559
@lucyrose9559 4 жыл бұрын
Nah I think he looks like the uncle that shows up to family events extremely high
@nessa3025
@nessa3025 4 жыл бұрын
Lucy Rose can confirm source: cambodian parties
@albertgrunnion2228
@albertgrunnion2228 4 жыл бұрын
he looks kinda like my grade 9 science teacher
@SkittyInTheTree
@SkittyInTheTree Жыл бұрын
I'm a nervous person and absolutely hate eye contact and definitely being stared at by a guy. That shit creeps me enough. But on the flipside, I also see eye contact as a more romantic gesture. And yes, I dont make eye contact when I talk to people.
@nayraider
@nayraider Жыл бұрын
These people are causing so many problems, because not only are they making women feel bad about themselves, but they're ruining the image of other men who are kind and want to support. It's time to get rid of them.
@Petepeatpeet
@Petepeatpeet 5 жыл бұрын
The “Attractive” Man is what happens when a guy gets all his dating tips from 4chan
@spencer3749
@spencer3749 5 жыл бұрын
Oop
@angelbicth1237
@angelbicth1237 5 жыл бұрын
Anna oop-
@sashahawkes365
@sashahawkes365 5 жыл бұрын
and r/incels
@bLueberrySnatcheLpi3
@bLueberrySnatcheLpi3 2 жыл бұрын
He’s so right. I would NEVER talk to a man with his hands in his pockets. Like what’s he hiding? Does he even HAVE hands?
@jeanneann3545
@jeanneann3545 2 жыл бұрын
/take out hand along with the hamster i hide in my pocket. Yes... I do though :(
@alexisschwarz9943
@alexisschwarz9943 2 жыл бұрын
OMG 😂😂😂
@kiralonely1307
@kiralonely1307 2 жыл бұрын
@@jeanneann3545 All I can think of in that situation was the picture of bread baked to look like hamsters.
@ross9944
@ross9944 2 жыл бұрын
@@kiralonely1307 I don't even know how that's what you're thinking of reading that, but that is hilarious
@kiralonely1307
@kiralonely1307 2 жыл бұрын
@@ross9944 Honestly? I don't know how that's what my brain went to right away, I suspect it's because there was a thread under it or the YTer I was watching narrate reddit or whatever had talked about walking in public and pulling what looks like a hamster out of your pocket and just taking a bite of it in front of people and watching them freak out before they realize it's just a little roll or whatever, but regardless, it paints an honestly fantastic image tbh-
@bricejohnson692
@bricejohnson692 Жыл бұрын
These extra greetings just be hittin different
@goose_suit666
@goose_suit666 2 жыл бұрын
Is no one going to mention Kurtis's sweet Trixie Mattel shirt and the Jasmine Masters clip? 😍 Who knew I needed this crossover?
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