The Curious Case of Scooby Darkness

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7 жыл бұрын

Some stories are best left untold... such is the tale of Scooby Darkness. Teenage Wolf Boy of unrivaled power and dark sensitive past. You wouldn't understand him. No-one does. He's only understandable by the stars. And maybe a cute furry fox if you know what im sayin!!!!
The published date of this video marks the 9th year anniversary for this KZfaq channel. I think it's a fitting tribute, don't you?
Game 'played' - Major/Minor
Technology - FaceShift Webcam Plugin
Commentators:
Criken
Bedbananas - / bedbananas
Bucklington - / @goatbate
Compilation edited by:
Flimsii - / flimsii
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Пікірлер: 1 200

@Cheddarhead7 7 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ

@Kakunkeittaja 7 жыл бұрын

save me lord!

@sixstringjoel 7 жыл бұрын

jesus can't save us from this agony.

@ZackVapa 7 жыл бұрын

...it´s Jason Bourne

@ArcticMan94 7 жыл бұрын

It's Jason Bourne

@lamshabalondas7242 7 жыл бұрын

it's crikens dorm

@ashtonshelley578 7 жыл бұрын

Glad to see Criken finally coming out.

@lurant1s354 7 жыл бұрын

Ashton Shelley Criken sexually identifies as a wolf boy.

@m.c.trashbag4673 7 жыл бұрын

Callie The Squid on all levels but physical, he is a wolf

@Chiphunk 7 жыл бұрын

Criken sexually identifies as darkness.

@boyo5970 7 жыл бұрын

Ashton Shelley Man furries

@EXMachina. 7 жыл бұрын

i think im gonna puke my intestines after that

@Goobigan 7 жыл бұрын

"There's a little boy in my mouth!" ~Crikey Criken, 2k17

@Lam-hz5zp 5 жыл бұрын

FBI OPEN UP!!!!!

@mrmcmeme8919 7 жыл бұрын

"Ooh, what an attractive female!" *He walks away* Wha- What?! But there was feminine eyelashes and everything! -Scooby Darkness, 2017

@williamswyers1031 7 жыл бұрын

13:14 Oh my god, its demon lord Zoraxis!

@SergioSource 7 жыл бұрын

AND THERE'S MISTER SNEAKMAN!

@AuthorityCat 7 жыл бұрын

Byeh

@Fallout3rules 7 жыл бұрын

AND EVERYONES FAVORITE SHIT CHARACTER!!! GABE GLUEMAN DEGROSSI!!!

@mudkiptyler 7 жыл бұрын

NO! GRANDPA!

@Nilon241 7 жыл бұрын

Sponsored by Fruit© - eat 'em up!

@TheBlueRedGamer 7 жыл бұрын

This seems like a game that prides itself on a diversity of characters rather than actual character development.

@TheBlueRedGamer 7 жыл бұрын

To better put it, it sucks. Fuck this, abandon ship!

@mindsprings1 7 жыл бұрын

TheBlueRedGamer because furries paid buckets so they could buttbuddy up with klace and get their shitty OC in the game

@TheBlueRedGamer 7 жыл бұрын

Tsar Drakken Usually, I wouldn't care if that's why they did it. It's their money, they do what they want. But I feel like they should put their money into something with more worth.

@jackhazardous4008 7 жыл бұрын

At least Skyrim doesn't try, so it doesn't come out as pretentious.

@mindsprings1 7 жыл бұрын

TheBlueRedGamer Yea this game had a lot of self wankery from the artist himself shoved in too. It seems like they cared less about making the decently written VN and focused on shoving as many colorful OCs in this fanfic level of a story. This is the kind of stuff that makes it almost impossible to take the fandom seriously.

@stegomasaurus6737 7 жыл бұрын

Criken threw us a curveball and it gave everyone a concussion.

@RiceMan9315 7 жыл бұрын

Alternate Title: "Criken Loses His Fuckin' Mind While Playing a Gay Furry Dating Sim"

@jaybrielrosales9191 7 жыл бұрын

this game is shit. I can appreciate the art skill but other than that the designs are cringy and the characters are pretty...."cookie cutter"

@mineskullhd2692 7 жыл бұрын

can we blame him for going insane? i mean who wouldnt with this "game" ?

@jaybrielrosales9191 7 жыл бұрын

Yeah i'd hate to shit people who "look" like they put their time and effort into something but we put criticism where it need be

@MrZippy659 7 жыл бұрын

I feel disgusting watching this but its criken so i will suffer through

@c-5921 7 жыл бұрын

For your situation, I recommend furry porn. It is the most cost-efficient option.

@PootieWienerfish 7 жыл бұрын

Miraak Dova someone needs to take a trip to e621

@Guilmaanikko 7 жыл бұрын

No u. Does your smart big brother write these witty messages for you.

@jerry8860 7 жыл бұрын

Miraak Dova this guy is 2 hardcore and edgy for me!11

@satanclause7981 7 жыл бұрын

Cory J Please don't horrify me with those thoughts, this video was bad enough, and it was just some weird bird nipples against the shirt :^(

@ngmajora6986 7 жыл бұрын

*Top 10 Greatest events that proved God abandoned us*

@jaybrielrosales9191 7 жыл бұрын

god was never here to begin with

@ratman7606 7 жыл бұрын

Here here

@bkhai1041 7 жыл бұрын

Jaybriel Rosales Can you prove it or disprove it?

@jaybrielrosales9191 7 жыл бұрын

can we prove god existed to begin with?

@ThePedrao360 7 жыл бұрын

Are you dimwits getting on a religious argument on a goddamn Criken video?

@Scourgething 7 жыл бұрын

I saw someone speedrun this game (yes) and it took him 2 hours. I feel like knowing how long it takes to read through all this without skipping any text is forbidden eldritch knowledge.

@cariboudesbois9289 5 жыл бұрын

That can only lead too madness

@deadjester33 7 жыл бұрын

I love how Edwad and criken have become the same voice basically and it's getting harder to separate the two.

@thaoster209 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly one of my favorite videos. Criken role-playing a furry.

@BonesTheBirb 7 жыл бұрын

This was painful to watch. The face rig was the only thing that made it easier

@noize8148 7 жыл бұрын

It just occurred to me that the steam anime sale could just be an elaborate prank to show how many weebs there are in the steam community...

@Productions3K9 7 жыл бұрын

Noize Valve traces IP from every anime game sold and sends hitmans to kill weebs

@techpriest8965 7 жыл бұрын

Noize Where did you find that "just right" Ocelot picture? TELL ME NOW! MEEEOW!

@noize8148 7 жыл бұрын

I regret to inform you that I have no intention on selling that meme. As I said, I came to take it back. Yes, returned, to the Patriots!

@techpriest8965 7 жыл бұрын

HMPF!! MEME like A MAN Noize!! Mgs memes are EXHILARATING!! Please Shalashaslahsashalashaska!! I need that :'(

@altvertue347 7 жыл бұрын

Noize The La Li Lu Le Lo?

@danielk.1697 7 жыл бұрын

I like a good april fools joke but this goes a bit too far here Criken

@Ricochet69420 7 жыл бұрын

oh yeah that's fine agreed

@Norrsky 7 жыл бұрын

oh yeah that's fine when you realise this was streamed before April fool's and isn't a joke

@loganchase4371 7 жыл бұрын

I feel like we might have caused this, indirectly. We pushed him to such lengths.

@Stankonious 7 жыл бұрын

I feel as though this is the penultimate Criken superposition.

@spikewall5762 7 жыл бұрын

oh yeah that's fine also it isnt rlly april

@Procrastinater 7 жыл бұрын

Love all the teenagers in the comments not being able to see that Criken is just taking the piss with this video, you don't have to be a furry to laugh at the absurdity of it all

@AmaryInkawult 6 жыл бұрын

behemuth Me: Non-Furry My Whitest Friend: Furry Both of Us: laughed our asses off at this video and all the butthurt both sides have in the comments section

@PyceV2 7 жыл бұрын

"i'm nibbling on the not" CRIKEN = KNOTTED

@spikewall5762 7 жыл бұрын

PyceV2 ohw god

@soondeleted1125 7 жыл бұрын

even this wolf have face animation better than whole andromeda's characters

@Reaverisgrovy 2 жыл бұрын

Can't believe Criken was a VTuber before it was cool

@FlyingDwarfzz 7 жыл бұрын

"Major/Minor.... where have I seen that before? On steam?.. wait..." Oh. OH. Oh noooooooooo. OOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@fammynuggy5850 5 жыл бұрын

Man I've been watching for 3 years but somehow missed this gem. I AM IN TEARS

@DictionaryDylan 7 жыл бұрын

2:56 That was.. one of those beautiful, fleeting moments where Facerig actually nails the emotion/expression the user is conveying for once.. Edit: Also 4:11 too, my lungs are gonna' friggin' collapse from laughing at Scooby "Criken" Darkness sitting STRAIGHT UP instantly with that blank look of disbelief.

@Chaneluzi. 7 жыл бұрын

I'm reading comments before I watch the video..... I'm scared.

@Chaneluzi. 7 жыл бұрын

what the fuck...

@swift5384 7 жыл бұрын

"im nibbiling on the knot" Oh criken, if only you knew...

@wolfstar124 7 жыл бұрын

Just so you know, this game is infamous even among furries, the "creator" stole art, assets, and most if not all of the funding for it and spent the cash on a personal home theater.

@megadick6billion512 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I heard a furry talk about this on afreemanornot, this thing was a shit show through-and-through

@the_junk_shop 7 жыл бұрын

The snowman smile when he asks "are ya gonna fuck?" is just the greatest thing

@Weeblee 7 жыл бұрын

*looks at comments* Yeah... that's to be expected...

@charliesalterego9934 7 жыл бұрын

>tfw people are too insecure about fur stuff to even comfortably watch them be made fun of It's actually pretty hilarious.

@TheSixOfSwords 5 жыл бұрын

It's gross, man.

@spartank254 7 жыл бұрын

still not the weirdest thing Criken has played

@dropinota 7 жыл бұрын

Anyone else start to get concerned for Crikens mental state?

@beanoaustins8100 6 жыл бұрын

My reaction to seeing the thumbnail: *What the hell have you done*

@aaronochoa4717 7 жыл бұрын

I pondered what could be worse than a furry "Chat says that's a guy" Furry Traps

@SteelBollocks 7 жыл бұрын

Dick Butt is it a trap if it's all because the artist isn't capable of drawing a male that doesn't look effeminate even the edgelords with black clothes and scars look like crossdressers

@leocooper7101 7 жыл бұрын

>what could be worse than a furry how about a murderer or a rapist or both of the above

@TobiasWilliamHanckel 7 жыл бұрын

would you rather go down stairs to find a serial killer or a man in a furry costume? serial killer pls god

@thekingofgoons 7 жыл бұрын

i mean i have friends that are furries but im also petrified of mascots soooooo

@masaikai6977 7 жыл бұрын

nope

@vintageseinfelddvd 7 жыл бұрын

This is potentially one of the -worst- BEST streams I've ever seen.

@devin52601 7 жыл бұрын

Please do this more often, it was amazing!

@Moreheal 5 жыл бұрын

i don't know how i missed this video for a whole year but it might just be the funniest thing i've seen

@dayman4586 7 жыл бұрын

honestly besides the context of this that face tech is pretty cool

@TehTechnoMiser 7 жыл бұрын

Even the artist for this game admitted that it was a piece of shit.

@TheVintageBox 7 жыл бұрын

Thanks for 9 years of amazing content Criken!!!!

@Dougie-Jones 7 жыл бұрын

Criken as a small, chubby snowman is really fuckin' adorable.

@GUTSYY 7 жыл бұрын

Is this Mass Effect Andromeda?

@HeavyGuyFP 7 жыл бұрын

this was an emotional rollercoaster

@voobooguru3046 7 жыл бұрын

Criken, you are hitting BedBananas' level of creepiness here-

@Troopertroll 7 жыл бұрын

You saved this for like...7 months. Well done.

@AxlKss 7 жыл бұрын

11:18 best voice acting haha

@SturmTrpr 7 жыл бұрын

This is equally interesting and disturbing to watch...

@TheFinlandFreak 7 жыл бұрын

i though id never see this stream again thank you for uploading this crikey

@TheFool_0 4 жыл бұрын

I come back to this every now and then just to watch that stupid snowman smile at 9:26. So good.

@skyabove7304 3 жыл бұрын

Dude, same, such a little thing, but it gets me everytime I randomly remember it and go back to watch the video again.

@TheFelish33 7 жыл бұрын

I need to find the full stream for this!

@GmOnEy21O 7 жыл бұрын

"There's a little boy in my mouth" - Criken 2017

@ruzzyalltaken 7 жыл бұрын

that entire stream mustve been a fever dream for criken.

@lambkarii 7 жыл бұрын

Thanks for all the years of enjoyment Criken. And this stream was pretty fuckin weird but hilarious

@killerrrr35 7 жыл бұрын

4:13 is probably the closest to any human emotion this thing got to.

@Jefftiffy 7 жыл бұрын

You should use this for all your games, but make a model for Edwad.

@megatto691 7 жыл бұрын

Never have I felt so disturbed by a Criken video.

@midlifecrisi 7 жыл бұрын

Worryingly, this is actually one of my favourite Criken videos now.

@SNRIDependent 7 жыл бұрын

Looks like they let him go hollow

@VinticoreGaming 7 жыл бұрын

When you hollow all the way

@ForestLT 7 жыл бұрын

This video is just too good to be true! And it's on Fools day, so I guess it's not. :D You, Mr. Criken2 , are genius by making this furry stuff bearable and fun to watch :D Thank you for being awesome! P.S. Somehow it reminds me of Pyrocynical and Jameskii.. :D 'cause you know - they are furrys :D But they are both good fellas

@Frosty_Jockey 7 жыл бұрын

Criken needs to do a livestream with facerig only as a cam

@vc180191 6 жыл бұрын

4:12 the speed of that reaction XD

@GhostMarine14 7 жыл бұрын

2:57 Even the game killed itself.

@dundundada 7 жыл бұрын

funniest thing you've posted in a while

@GarretOakamber 7 жыл бұрын

I was wondering when this would make it to KZfaq... I was not prepared.

@AB-bg7os 7 жыл бұрын

This is funny af

@TheDarkOne115 7 жыл бұрын

This actually made me cry laughing.

@CelsdergGaming 7 жыл бұрын

Watching this stoned took an hour because of how much pausing I had to do from laughter.

@Dmanfunify 7 жыл бұрын

such a beautiful video, i want more!

@firework9172 7 жыл бұрын

Every day, we stray further from God's light.

@duty5127 7 жыл бұрын

This shit gave me a major migraine.

@TheAtmosfear7 7 жыл бұрын

jaja that's funny, you're funny jaja

@afrog1907 7 жыл бұрын

Duty it makes me want to crumple up into a ball and roll into a vat of acid

@chloroplasma4733 7 жыл бұрын

This was hilarious. Don't let the haters get to you, just keep making quality content!

@IronicSnap 7 жыл бұрын

2:12 "Why the fuck are we talking about this? Lemme just get to the yiffing already" story of my life

@ralsei7063 5 жыл бұрын

Criken, I do like a good-old April Fool's joke, but you took this one a _little_ too far. Correction: _Way_ too far. No, fuck that, *_WAAAY_* too fucking far. I'm scared.

@ChilupaKing 7 жыл бұрын

Cricken:...when do we get to the yiffing? Me: CRICKEN! THEY GOT CRICKEN!! ALL IS LOST!!

@anonymousone5593 7 жыл бұрын

Was wondering when this would come out. I wasn't even sure you'd actually post it considering.... well, let's just say that some things are better left unseen.

@diannestevensds 7 жыл бұрын

I expect anything from Criken now-a-days, but this is something else.

@mmaeagle7222 7 жыл бұрын

@Criken are you gonna stream dark souls 3 the ringed city or pre record it? Also nice vid

@Norrsky 7 жыл бұрын

Pedo Mario the return of the return of edwad?

@mmaeagle7222 7 жыл бұрын

The return of the return of our savior.

@TheJamieellis 7 жыл бұрын

It'd never end. They'd never beat midir :P And i'd be so sad if we didn't get to see Edwad, lord of the church.

@SeafoamBoi 7 жыл бұрын

i dont think this is even an april fools joke

@Alpha0mego 7 жыл бұрын

I had this video on my watch later list for awhile, and every time I scrolled by I saw "Scooby Dankness"…

@addo4164 7 жыл бұрын

Oh my god that was so funny, please make more!

@dewybmt 7 жыл бұрын

That moment when you actually realize you might have to clarify your gender in universe because not even you can tell the guys and girls apart if they literally don't have huge boobs ON DISPLAY.

@Hace123456789 7 жыл бұрын

I like how everyone's forgetting it's April Fools and plus it's Criken. Y'all calm yourselves

@Why_It 7 жыл бұрын

Every time the head lost sync was great.

@jeremyquiros5483 7 жыл бұрын

Goddamnit I thought this stream would never see the light of day again.

@relic206 3 жыл бұрын

The original v tuber persona

@lucasf.8353 7 жыл бұрын

I'm knocking on god's door but he won't answer.

@DasKoo 7 жыл бұрын

Criken please convince bedbanana to put out a couple videos it's been too long , your amazing keep doing what you do! Have been watching for a long time. I think a lot of people miss him though, been too long.