Scott Kinda looks like The Grinch

What you always want to do is tell a woman you weren’t going to get her a gift, but your mom told you to. You should especially do that if you’re 51.

Scott is the kind of guy that would use his 1 phone call from jail to prank call someone

I’m actually impressed with how much audacity this man has 😂

That poor random guy at the bar should have NEVER admitted that he spoke English. I pitied that man 😬

Im so glad you covered Scott because he is, by far and away, the most lunkheaded person EVER on this series and that says A LOT.

Scott's like: why can't you speak American like a normal person?

Oh man, despite the cringe, at first it was refreshing to see that a man in his 50s was into a woman who's also in her 50s (even 5 years older than him), then the ex arrived.

Scott strikes me as the kind of guy who can go from laughing and joking to starting a bar fight in 12 seconds. He kinda creeps me out.

this guy is so in his own head that he doesn't realize other people are real.

Scott: Dates Hispanic women exclusively.

Even the translator was disgusted with Scott at the very end.

"I came all the way from florida to dominican republic"

🤦🤦🤦they can't even communicate, and my guy was ready to clap cheeks on day one! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"Um, neccesito coochie? Hola? Um, please?"

“And she speaks English fluently”

"Are you into younger women"

Your commentary is funnier to watch than the actual show

He is not desperate. He is a calculated manipulator. Like Big Ed, he has all the props, the dog he loves sooooo much, the love bombing, the monologues and hallmark greeting card sayings when things don't work out. I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him.

"He rises like a phoenix from the ashes...and then flies into a ceiling fan and gets obliterated". 🤣🤣

I always have so much confusion trying to think about how people like Scott and Big Ed have lived their lives for 5+ decades and still seem to have the life experience, wisdom and maturity of seniors in highschool.